review: lyrics

1 files changed, 234 insertions, 146 deletions

diff --git a/album/canwave-2.yaml b/album/canwave-2.yaml
index e2ff9e6..418de47 100644
--- a/album/canwave-2.yaml
+++ b/album/canwave-2.yaml
@@ -82,7 +82,7 @@ Lyrics: |-
     So many things I wanted to do
     So many dreams
     Left for dead in the water
-    Drowned and gone; just smile and let them go
+    Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go
 ---
 Track: Shrouded in Specre, a Light Appears
 Artists:
@@ -120,7 +120,9 @@ Lyrics: |-
     Are you sure you're ready for this?
     Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go
 
-    The GameBro is here and he's got the games
+    The Ga-
+
+    GameBro is here and he's got the games
     All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame
     He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school
     And he's got just a few cheat codes for you
@@ -415,43 +417,47 @@ URLs:
 - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/inauguration
 - https://youtu.be/ufu6Vmp6a0U
 Lyrics: |-
-    (approximate)
     Let's say China
-    China China China China China China China China
-    China China China China China China China China China
+    China China China ChiChina ChinaChina China
+    ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChina ChinaChinaChina
     I have to have my China
-    China China China China China China China China China China
-    China China and a China China China China China China
+
+    China China ChinaChinaChina China ChinaChinaChinaChina China
+    China China and a ChinaChinaChinaChina China China
     I know China very well
-    China China China
+
+    China China China ChinaChina
+    China China China ChinaChina
+    ChinaChinaChina I'm from ChinaChina
+    China ChinaChina I have people that I know in
+    China China China ChinaChina 
+    China China China ChinaChina
+    ChinaChinaChina I'm from ChinaChina
+    China ChinaChina I have people that I know in
+
     China China
-    China China China 
+    ChinaChinaChinaChina
     China China
-    China China China China China I'm from China
-    China China China China China China I have people that I know in
-    China China China
-    China China 
-    China China China China I'm from China China China China
-    I have people that I know in
-    China China China
-    China China China
-    China China China
-    China China China
+    ChinaChinaChinaChina
+
     I've been saying China China China China China China
-    China China China China China China
-    I go to China China China China China China China China China
-    China China China I have to have my China
-    China China China
-    China China China I've been saying
-    China China China China China China
+    China China
+    China, I like China
+    I go to China ChinaChinaChinaChina ChinaChina ChinaChina
+    China I go to China, China ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChina
+
+    China China ChiChina, I go to China
+    China China ChiChina, ChinaChina
+    China, you went to China
+    China China, get a job in China
+
+    I know China, I love China, China China
+    China ChiChina, China
     China China China China
-    China China China I have China China China
-    I go to China China China China China
-    China China China China China China China
-    China China China China China China China
-    China China China China China China China
-    China I love China China China China China
-    China all the time China 
+    China all the time China
+    I love China
+
+    (And by the way, I love China.)
 ---
 Track: A N O T H E R J U N G L E
 Directory: another-jungle-canwave
@@ -492,7 +498,7 @@ URLs:
 Lyrics: |-
     When the low, heavy sky weighs like a lid
     On the spirit aching for the light
-    And when, embracing the horizon,
+    And when, embracing the horizon
     It pours on us a black day which is sadder than any night
 
     When the earth is turned into a dripping dungeon
@@ -500,7 +506,7 @@ Lyrics: |-
     And bruises its timid wing and tender head
     Against the walls and rotted ceilings
 
-    When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water,
+    When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water
     Imitates the bars of an enormous prison
     And a silent throng of loathsome spiders come
     And weave their webs inside our brains
@@ -739,7 +745,9 @@ URLs:
 - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ride-alone
 - https://youtu.be/48O0l6L1rms
 Lyrics: |-
-    (I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die)
+    (I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.)
+    
+    (All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.)
 ---
 Track: Cascasin
 Artists:
@@ -768,15 +776,88 @@ URLs:
 - https://youtu.be/YKU-NEBL_D0
 Lyrics: |-
     Gives me her love
-    oh stay
-    to please the girl and be her
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    You're the one, the one for me
+
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    You're the one, the one for me
+
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    You're the one, the one for me
+
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
     Gives me her love
-    oh stay
-    to please the girl
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
     Gives me her love
-    oh stay
-    to please the girl and be her
-    You're the one, the one for me 
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    You're the one, the one for me
+
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    You're the one, the one for me
+
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl and be
+    Gives me her love
+    Oh stay
+    To please the girl
+    You're the one, the one for me
 ---
 Track: Liquid Nightcorecity
 Artists:
@@ -816,28 +897,28 @@ URLs:
 - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bumper-to-bumper-eventually
 - https://youtu.be/UoUCjMK71bQ
 Lyrics: |-
-    Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, I'm Marvin
-    And I'm Fred, Marvin's brother
-    I am brother to Marvin, my name is Fred, this is Bumper to Bumper, a show about cars, and we're brothers
-    We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
+    (Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, I'm Marvin.)
+    (And I'm Fred, Marvin's brother.)
+    (I am brother to Marvin, my name is Fred, this is Bumper to Bumper, a show about cars, and we're brothers!)
+    (We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!)
 
-    Now, Fred, you're my brother
-    We're brothers
-    We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
+    (Now, Fred, you're my brother.)
+    (We're brothers.)
+    (We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!)
 
-    Boy Marvin you really put the broth back in brother
-    Fred, when you're right you're right
-    I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll stop
+    (Boy Marvin you really put the 'broth' back in brother.)
+    (Fred, when you're right you're right.)
+    (I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll stop.)
 
-    Let's take a call. 
-    Hello, you're on Bumper to Bumper
-    Hi, I'm Amanda from Pittsburgh
-    Pittsburgh! That's hilarious!
-    Isn't that the city of brotherly love?
-    I think you might be thinking of Philadelphia
-    Sorry caller, you're going to have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off of the floor
-    My brother
-    Brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
+    Let's take a call. Hello, you're on Bumper to Bumper.)
+    (Hi, I'm Amanda from Pittsburgh.)
+    (Pittsburgh! That's hilarious!)
+    (Isn't that the city of brotherly love?)
+    (I am a hundred percent certain that it is!)
+    (I think you might be thinking of Philadelphia.)
+    (Sorry caller, you're going to have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off of the floor.)
+    (My brother!)
+    (Brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!)
 ---
 Track: Vapor Crusher (a.k.a. people have probably done this a million times)
 Artists:
@@ -923,21 +1004,22 @@ Referenced Tracks:
 Sampled Tracks:
 - Donald Trump Says China Remix
 - XP boogie
+- that one video of andrew hussie
 URLs:
 - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/handling-trumps-utopia
 - https://youtu.be/BpZJzpN-l54
 Lyrics: |-
-    (If you can't, handle me)
-    (handle me, handle me)
-    (If you can't, handle me)
-    (at my, Donald Trump)
-    (don't, deserve me, deserve me) (china, china, china, china, china)
+    (If you can't handle me)
+    (Handle me, handle me)
+    (If you can't handle me)
+    (At my, Donald Trump)
+    (Don't, deserve me, deserve me) (China, china, china, china, china)
     (If you can't, handle me)
     (If you can't, handle me)
-    (at my, Donald Trump)
-    (indistinct)
+    (At my, Donald Trump)
+    [unintelligible]
     (WE, are number one, number one)
-    (these guys)
+    (These guys)
     (Donald Trump)
 ---
 Track: BLΛNK JIMMEE
@@ -1005,6 +1087,12 @@ URLs:
 - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/all-were-gonna-get
 - https://youtu.be/W-aP2qE2azk
 Lyrics: |-
+    [reversed]
+    So many things I wanted to do
+    So many dreams
+    Left for dead in the water
+    Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go
+
     Things fall apart so easily
     They break away at the seams
     And it seems
@@ -1015,9 +1103,9 @@ Lyrics: |-
     So many things I wanted to do
     So many dreams
     Left for dead in the water
-    Drowned and gone; just smile and let them go
+    Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go
 
-    But it seems that's all I'm gonna get;
+    But it seems that's all I'm gonna get
     It's best to forget
 ---
 Track: Gunshow 2 Finale Part 1
@@ -1048,105 +1136,105 @@ URLs:
 - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gunshow-2-finale-part-1
 - https://youtu.be/w1WUovQ05iA
 Lyrics: |-
-    One bright summer morning, in mid-to-late June,
-    Our president Trump was holding a spoon.
-    He was eating a soup at the great dinner table,
-    With his fair wife Melania and his sons Cain and Abel.
-    Who these two children were was a mystery to them all.
+    One bright summer morning, in mid-to-late June
+    Our president Trump was holding a spoon
+    He was eating a soup at the great dinner table
+    With his fair wife Melania and his sons Cain and Abel
+    Who these two children were was a mystery to them all
     They'd just shown up one day and proceeded to call
-    The Trump couple their parents, though odd, yes, it seems.
-    Their coming was foreshadowed by one of Trump's dreams.
-
-    My dear children,
-    Trump said, with a saccharine grin.
-    You seem to be getting uncommonly thin.
-    Please eat up your soup so your muscles get yuge,
-    I don't want to resort to any food subterfuge.
+    The Trump couple their parents, though odd, yes, it seems
+    Their coming was foreshadowed by one of Trump's dreams
 
-    I don't want to eat soup,
-    Cain replied with great force.
-    I'd rather eat chocolate please—make it three-course.
+    My dear children, Trump said, with a saccharine grin
+    You seem to be getting uncommonly thin
+    Please eat up your soup so your muscles get yuge
+    I don't want to resort to any food subterfuge
 
-    How rude of a thing to demand, I must say.
+    I don't want to eat soup
+    Cain replied with great force
+    I'd rather eat chocolate please, make it three-course
 
-    Said our dear Donald Trump, though he gave the okay.
-    And when Cain was quite finished with stuffing his face,
-    He and Abel returned to their planet in space.
-    Once Melania had retired to her chamber upstairs,
-    Donald rapped on the wall in a pattern of squares.
+    How rude of a thing to demand, I must say
+    Said our dear Donald Trump, though he gave the okay
+    And when Cain was quite finished with stuffing his face
+    He and Abel returned to their planet in space
+    Once Melania had retired to her chamber upstairs
+    Donald rapped on the wall in a pattern of squares
     A door opened up to a room filled with toys
-    (though not ones that you'd give to small girls or small boys).
-    On a bed in the center lay one young Toby Fox.
-    He looked up from his book and he tossed back his locks.
+    Though not ones that you'd give to small girls or small boys)
+    On a bed in the center lay one young Toby Fox
+    He looked up from his book and he tossed back his locks
 
     Hello my dear Donald, how was dinner today?
-
     Not great, I confess, though I do have to say
     Cain's aversion to food that would improve his health
-    Is disturbing to me. It's a symptom of wealth.
+    Is disturbing to me, it's a symptom of wealth
 
-    That's very astute of you, Donald, dear sir.
-    I most definitely agree. I approve. I concur.
-    Now come take a seat here, next to me on our bed.
-    I'll make you feel better by giving you head.
+    That's very astute of you, Donald, dear sir
+    I most definitely agree. I approve. I concur
+    Now come take a seat here, next to me on our bed
+    I'll make you feel better by giving you head
 
-    But before Trump could take a step forward, just then,
+    But before Trump could take a step forward, just then
     A young boy with a rabbit interrupted their zen
-    As he entered the room and he pointed at Trump.
-
-    I'm redy to figt, you plump grumpy lump.
+    As he entered the room and he pointed at Trump
+    I'm redy to figt, you plump grumpy lump
 
     Oh god, Andrew Hussie, what have you created?
-    O's gone much too far with his SBAHJ lust unsated.
-    Now listen up Jhon, if you want to hurt Don,
-    You must go through me first. Come at me, you prawn.
-    Yo my name's Toby Fox (please don't call me Radiation).
-    I created the nutshack and I made up Snow Halation.
-    I'll clear one thing up now—I'm not o; I'm his ex.
-    But now Trump's the only person with whom I will have sex.
-    I've dedicated my life to creating awesome tunes,
-    My OST is better than Earthbound's, and Rollercoaster Tycoon's.
-    Andrew's Hussie's little Hiveswap is nothing to my two games.
-    But first Undertale, then its sequel, set my world into flames.
-    I shed blood, sweat, and tears to make it out of depression,
+    O's gone much too far with his SBAHJ lust unsated
+    Now listen up Jhon, if you want to hurt Don
+    You must go through me first, come at me, you prawn
+
+    (Awww yeah. This is what people do before raps right? S L A B.)
+
+    Yo my name's Toby Fox, please don't call me Radiation
+    I created the nutshack and I made up Snow Halation
+    I'll clear one thing up now—I'm not o, I'm his ex
+    But now Trump's the only person with whom I'll have sex
+    I've dedicated my life to creating awesome tunes
+    My OST is better than Earthbound's, and Rollercoaster Tycoon's
+    Andrew's Hussie's little Hiveswap is nothing to my two games
+    But first Undertale, then its sequel, set my world into flames
+    I shed blood, sweat, and tears to make it out of depression
     And now I come back to my lover's recession?
-    Donald, baby, I still love you, but a great depression? Jeez.
-    Anyway, I need some cash so buy my games please.
-    Now whether you're gay, bi, pan, libertarian, or straight,
-    you should buy my games cause the shipping's downright great.
-    And if you feel left out by my statement there,
-    Uh. You should buy them anyway. Damn, I really love Flare.
-    So yeah, I guess that's me and I'm done with this rap.
-    I think I flowed pretty well though my transitions were crap.
-    I'd also like to say… uh. Let's fight. Come on.
-    I won't let anyone hurt my boyfriend, least of all a SBAHJ-y John.
+    Donald, baby, I still love you, but a great depression, jeez
+    Anyway, I need some cash so buy my games please
 
-    Yaeh, ok.
+    (Still going. [unintelligible])
 
-    Jhon brandished his bunny at Toby, his face
-    As neutral as ever, as if stuck in place.
-    And Toby, his face pale as pale could be.
-    Remarked,
+    Now whether you're gay, bi, pan, libertarian, or straight
+    you should buy my games cause the shipping's downright great
+    And if you feel left out by my statement there
+    Uh, you should buy them anyway, damn,I really love Flare.
+    So yeah, I guess that's me and I'm done with this rap
+    I think I flowed pretty well though my transitions were crap
+    I'd also like to say.. uh, let's fight, come on
+    I won't let anyone hurt my boyfriend, least of all a SBAHJ-y John
+    (That line is still so fucking hard to say.)
 
-    I have to use the toilet. Brb.
+    (Yaeh, ok.)
+    Jhon brandished his bunny at Toby, his face
+    As neutral as ever, as if stuck in place
+    And Toby, his face pale as pale could be
+    Remarked
+    I have to use the toilet.. uhh brb!
 
-    Then Jhon turned to Trump, his intentions made clear.
-    Trump's skin was beet red, and his eyes filled with fear.
+    Then Jhon turned to Trump, his intentions made clear
+    Trump's skin was beet red, and his eyes filled with fear
     Jhon pulled out a space gun and covered his eyes
-    With a dark red headband of unusual size.
-    He grinned, his big buckteeth stretched out to the sides.
+    With a dark red headband of unusual size
+    He grinned, his big buckteeth stretched out to the sides
 
-    I'm think thats its time i change up the tides
+    I'm think thats its time I change up the tides
     Your a pest your a dog your a bee your a louse
     I need to do Cory inside of the house
 
-    Oh god no, I knew this would be how it ends.
-    At the end of my presidency, betrayed by my friends.
-    Jhon please, you know me. I'm no stranger to you.
+    Oh god no, I knew this would be how it ends
+    At the end of my presidency, betrayed by my friends
+    Jhon please, you know me, I'm no stranger to you
 
     But did Jhon even care?
-
-    waht do that buton do,?
+    (Waht that buton do?)
 ---
 Track: Gunshow 2 Finale Part 2
 Artists:
@@ -1165,8 +1253,8 @@ URLs:
 - https://youtu.be/VkW93TsqJ1c
 Lyrics: |-
     A bang could be heard, followed by a loud woof!
-    As Trump keeled over dead, and the room was soundproof.
-    But even as Jhon untied his headband, 
+    As Trump keeled over dead, and the room was soundproof
+    But even as Jhon untied his headband...
 
     I'll...
 Commentary: |-