From 32dfbafe9a45e74e6f432dc68e5adda58984cab2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Niklink <25875275+Niklink@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Thu, 7 Sep 2023 16:40:54 -0400 Subject: review: lyrics --- album/canwave-2.yaml | 380 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-------------------- 1 file changed, 234 insertions(+), 146 deletions(-) (limited to 'album/canwave-2.yaml') diff --git a/album/canwave-2.yaml b/album/canwave-2.yaml index e2ff9e6..418de47 100644 --- a/album/canwave-2.yaml +++ b/album/canwave-2.yaml @@ -82,7 +82,7 @@ Lyrics: |- So many things I wanted to do So many dreams Left for dead in the water - Drowned and gone; just smile and let them go + Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go --- Track: Shrouded in Specre, a Light Appears Artists: @@ -120,7 +120,9 @@ Lyrics: |- Are you sure you're ready for this? Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go - The GameBro is here and he's got the games + The Ga- + + GameBro is here and he's got the games All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school And he's got just a few cheat codes for you @@ -415,43 +417,47 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/inauguration - https://youtu.be/ufu6Vmp6a0U Lyrics: |- - (approximate) Let's say China - China China China China China China China China - China China China China China China China China China + China China China ChiChina ChinaChina China + ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChina ChinaChinaChina I have to have my China - China China China China China China China China China China - China China and a China China China China China China + + China China ChinaChinaChina China ChinaChinaChinaChina China + China China and a ChinaChinaChinaChina China China I know China very well - China China China + + China China China ChinaChina + China China China ChinaChina + ChinaChinaChina I'm from ChinaChina + China ChinaChina I have people that I know in + China China China ChinaChina + China China China ChinaChina + ChinaChinaChina I'm from ChinaChina + China ChinaChina I have people that I know in + China China - China China China + ChinaChinaChinaChina China China - China China China China China I'm from China - China China China China China China I have people that I know in - China China China - China China - China China China China I'm from China China China China - I have people that I know in - China China China - China China China - China China China - China China China + ChinaChinaChinaChina + I've been saying China China China China China China - China China China China China China - I go to China China China China China China China China China - China China China I have to have my China - China China China - China China China I've been saying - China China China China China China + China China + China, I like China + I go to China ChinaChinaChinaChina ChinaChina ChinaChina + China I go to China, China ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChina + + China China ChiChina, I go to China + China China ChiChina, ChinaChina + China, you went to China + China China, get a job in China + + I know China, I love China, China China + China ChiChina, China China China China China - China China China I have China China China - I go to China China China China China - China China China China China China China - China China China China China China China - China China China China China China China - China I love China China China China China - China all the time China + China all the time China + I love China + + (And by the way, I love China.) --- Track: A N O T H E R J U N G L E Directory: another-jungle-canwave @@ -492,7 +498,7 @@ URLs: Lyrics: |- When the low, heavy sky weighs like a lid On the spirit aching for the light - And when, embracing the horizon, + And when, embracing the horizon It pours on us a black day which is sadder than any night When the earth is turned into a dripping dungeon @@ -500,7 +506,7 @@ Lyrics: |- And bruises its timid wing and tender head Against the walls and rotted ceilings - When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water, + When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water Imitates the bars of an enormous prison And a silent throng of loathsome spiders come And weave their webs inside our brains @@ -739,7 +745,9 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ride-alone - https://youtu.be/48O0l6L1rms Lyrics: |- - (I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die) + (I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.) + + (All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.) --- Track: Cascasin Artists: @@ -768,15 +776,88 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/YKU-NEBL_D0 Lyrics: |- Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl and be her + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me + + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me + + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me + + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl + Oh stay + To please the girl Gives me her love - oh stay - to please the girl and be her - You're the one, the one for me + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me + + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me + + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl and be + Gives me her love + Oh stay + To please the girl + You're the one, the one for me --- Track: Liquid Nightcorecity Artists: @@ -816,28 +897,28 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bumper-to-bumper-eventually - https://youtu.be/UoUCjMK71bQ Lyrics: |- - Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, I'm Marvin - And I'm Fred, Marvin's brother - I am brother to Marvin, my name is Fred, this is Bumper to Bumper, a show about cars, and we're brothers - We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas + (Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, I'm Marvin.) + (And I'm Fred, Marvin's brother.) + (I am brother to Marvin, my name is Fred, this is Bumper to Bumper, a show about cars, and we're brothers!) + (We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!) - Now, Fred, you're my brother - We're brothers - We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas + (Now, Fred, you're my brother.) + (We're brothers.) + (We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!) - Boy Marvin you really put the broth back in brother - Fred, when you're right you're right - I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll stop + (Boy Marvin you really put the 'broth' back in brother.) + (Fred, when you're right you're right.) + (I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll stop.) - Let's take a call. - Hello, you're on Bumper to Bumper - Hi, I'm Amanda from Pittsburgh - Pittsburgh! That's hilarious! - Isn't that the city of brotherly love? - I think you might be thinking of Philadelphia - Sorry caller, you're going to have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off of the floor - My brother - Brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas + Let's take a call. Hello, you're on Bumper to Bumper.) + (Hi, I'm Amanda from Pittsburgh.) + (Pittsburgh! That's hilarious!) + (Isn't that the city of brotherly love?) + (I am a hundred percent certain that it is!) + (I think you might be thinking of Philadelphia.) + (Sorry caller, you're going to have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off of the floor.) + (My brother!) + (Brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!) --- Track: Vapor Crusher (a.k.a. people have probably done this a million times) Artists: @@ -923,21 +1004,22 @@ Referenced Tracks: Sampled Tracks: - Donald Trump Says China Remix - XP boogie +- that one video of andrew hussie URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/handling-trumps-utopia - https://youtu.be/BpZJzpN-l54 Lyrics: |- - (If you can't, handle me) - (handle me, handle me) - (If you can't, handle me) - (at my, Donald Trump) - (don't, deserve me, deserve me) (china, china, china, china, china) + (If you can't handle me) + (Handle me, handle me) + (If you can't handle me) + (At my, Donald Trump) + (Don't, deserve me, deserve me) (China, china, china, china, china) (If you can't, handle me) (If you can't, handle me) - (at my, Donald Trump) - (indistinct) + (At my, Donald Trump) + [unintelligible] (WE, are number one, number one) - (these guys) + (These guys) (Donald Trump) --- Track: BLΛNK JIMMEE @@ -1005,6 +1087,12 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/all-were-gonna-get - https://youtu.be/W-aP2qE2azk Lyrics: |- + [reversed] + So many things I wanted to do + So many dreams + Left for dead in the water + Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go + Things fall apart so easily They break away at the seams And it seems @@ -1015,9 +1103,9 @@ Lyrics: |- So many things I wanted to do So many dreams Left for dead in the water - Drowned and gone; just smile and let them go + Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go - But it seems that's all I'm gonna get; + But it seems that's all I'm gonna get It's best to forget --- Track: Gunshow 2 Finale Part 1 @@ -1048,105 +1136,105 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gunshow-2-finale-part-1 - https://youtu.be/w1WUovQ05iA Lyrics: |- - One bright summer morning, in mid-to-late June, - Our president Trump was holding a spoon. - He was eating a soup at the great dinner table, - With his fair wife Melania and his sons Cain and Abel. - Who these two children were was a mystery to them all. + One bright summer morning, in mid-to-late June + Our president Trump was holding a spoon + He was eating a soup at the great dinner table + With his fair wife Melania and his sons Cain and Abel + Who these two children were was a mystery to them all They'd just shown up one day and proceeded to call - The Trump couple their parents, though odd, yes, it seems. - Their coming was foreshadowed by one of Trump's dreams. - - My dear children, - Trump said, with a saccharine grin. - You seem to be getting uncommonly thin. - Please eat up your soup so your muscles get yuge, - I don't want to resort to any food subterfuge. + The Trump couple their parents, though odd, yes, it seems + Their coming was foreshadowed by one of Trump's dreams - I don't want to eat soup, - Cain replied with great force. - I'd rather eat chocolate please—make it three-course. + My dear children, Trump said, with a saccharine grin + You seem to be getting uncommonly thin + Please eat up your soup so your muscles get yuge + I don't want to resort to any food subterfuge - How rude of a thing to demand, I must say. + I don't want to eat soup + Cain replied with great force + I'd rather eat chocolate please, make it three-course - Said our dear Donald Trump, though he gave the okay. - And when Cain was quite finished with stuffing his face, - He and Abel returned to their planet in space. - Once Melania had retired to her chamber upstairs, - Donald rapped on the wall in a pattern of squares. + How rude of a thing to demand, I must say + Said our dear Donald Trump, though he gave the okay + And when Cain was quite finished with stuffing his face + He and Abel returned to their planet in space + Once Melania had retired to her chamber upstairs + Donald rapped on the wall in a pattern of squares A door opened up to a room filled with toys - (though not ones that you'd give to small girls or small boys). - On a bed in the center lay one young Toby Fox. - He looked up from his book and he tossed back his locks. + Though not ones that you'd give to small girls or small boys) + On a bed in the center lay one young Toby Fox + He looked up from his book and he tossed back his locks Hello my dear Donald, how was dinner today? - Not great, I confess, though I do have to say Cain's aversion to food that would improve his health - Is disturbing to me. It's a symptom of wealth. + Is disturbing to me, it's a symptom of wealth - That's very astute of you, Donald, dear sir. - I most definitely agree. I approve. I concur. - Now come take a seat here, next to me on our bed. - I'll make you feel better by giving you head. + That's very astute of you, Donald, dear sir + I most definitely agree. I approve. I concur + Now come take a seat here, next to me on our bed + I'll make you feel better by giving you head - But before Trump could take a step forward, just then, + But before Trump could take a step forward, just then A young boy with a rabbit interrupted their zen - As he entered the room and he pointed at Trump. - - I'm redy to figt, you plump grumpy lump. + As he entered the room and he pointed at Trump + I'm redy to figt, you plump grumpy lump Oh god, Andrew Hussie, what have you created? - O's gone much too far with his SBAHJ lust unsated. - Now listen up Jhon, if you want to hurt Don, - You must go through me first. Come at me, you prawn. - Yo my name's Toby Fox (please don't call me Radiation). - I created the nutshack and I made up Snow Halation. - I'll clear one thing up now—I'm not o; I'm his ex. - But now Trump's the only person with whom I will have sex. - I've dedicated my life to creating awesome tunes, - My OST is better than Earthbound's, and Rollercoaster Tycoon's. - Andrew's Hussie's little Hiveswap is nothing to my two games. - But first Undertale, then its sequel, set my world into flames. - I shed blood, sweat, and tears to make it out of depression, + O's gone much too far with his SBAHJ lust unsated + Now listen up Jhon, if you want to hurt Don + You must go through me first, come at me, you prawn + + (Awww yeah. This is what people do before raps right? S L A B.) + + Yo my name's Toby Fox, please don't call me Radiation + I created the nutshack and I made up Snow Halation + I'll clear one thing up now—I'm not o, I'm his ex + But now Trump's the only person with whom I'll have sex + I've dedicated my life to creating awesome tunes + My OST is better than Earthbound's, and Rollercoaster Tycoon's + Andrew's Hussie's little Hiveswap is nothing to my two games + But first Undertale, then its sequel, set my world into flames + I shed blood, sweat, and tears to make it out of depression And now I come back to my lover's recession? - Donald, baby, I still love you, but a great depression? Jeez. - Anyway, I need some cash so buy my games please. - Now whether you're gay, bi, pan, libertarian, or straight, - you should buy my games cause the shipping's downright great. - And if you feel left out by my statement there, - Uh. You should buy them anyway. Damn, I really love Flare. - So yeah, I guess that's me and I'm done with this rap. - I think I flowed pretty well though my transitions were crap. - I'd also like to say… uh. Let's fight. Come on. - I won't let anyone hurt my boyfriend, least of all a SBAHJ-y John. + Donald, baby, I still love you, but a great depression, jeez + Anyway, I need some cash so buy my games please - Yaeh, ok. + (Still going. [unintelligible]) - Jhon brandished his bunny at Toby, his face - As neutral as ever, as if stuck in place. - And Toby, his face pale as pale could be. - Remarked, + Now whether you're gay, bi, pan, libertarian, or straight + you should buy my games cause the shipping's downright great + And if you feel left out by my statement there + Uh, you should buy them anyway, damn,I really love Flare. + So yeah, I guess that's me and I'm done with this rap + I think I flowed pretty well though my transitions were crap + I'd also like to say.. uh, let's fight, come on + I won't let anyone hurt my boyfriend, least of all a SBAHJ-y John + (That line is still so fucking hard to say.) - I have to use the toilet. Brb. + (Yaeh, ok.) + Jhon brandished his bunny at Toby, his face + As neutral as ever, as if stuck in place + And Toby, his face pale as pale could be + Remarked + I have to use the toilet.. uhh brb! - Then Jhon turned to Trump, his intentions made clear. - Trump's skin was beet red, and his eyes filled with fear. + Then Jhon turned to Trump, his intentions made clear + Trump's skin was beet red, and his eyes filled with fear Jhon pulled out a space gun and covered his eyes - With a dark red headband of unusual size. - He grinned, his big buckteeth stretched out to the sides. + With a dark red headband of unusual size + He grinned, his big buckteeth stretched out to the sides - I'm think thats its time i change up the tides + I'm think thats its time I change up the tides Your a pest your a dog your a bee your a louse I need to do Cory inside of the house - Oh god no, I knew this would be how it ends. - At the end of my presidency, betrayed by my friends. - Jhon please, you know me. I'm no stranger to you. + Oh god no, I knew this would be how it ends + At the end of my presidency, betrayed by my friends + Jhon please, you know me, I'm no stranger to you But did Jhon even care? - - waht do that buton do,? + (Waht that buton do?) --- Track: Gunshow 2 Finale Part 2 Artists: @@ -1165,8 +1253,8 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/VkW93TsqJ1c Lyrics: |- A bang could be heard, followed by a loud woof! - As Trump keeled over dead, and the room was soundproof. - But even as Jhon untied his headband, + As Trump keeled over dead, and the room was soundproof + But even as Jhon untied his headband... I'll... Commentary: |- -- cgit 1.3.0-6-gf8a5