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diff --git a/chapter14.html b/chapter14.html index 2f6a399..8978f73 100644 --- a/chapter14.html +++ b/chapter14.html @@ -9,16 +9,16 @@ <nav> <span><a href="index.html">Index</a></span> <span><a href="chapter13.html">Previous</a></span> - <span><a>Latest</a></span> + <span><a>Latest here</a></span> <time datetime="2020-10-31">(10/31/2020)</time> <time datetime="2020-10-15">(10/15/2020)</time> <time datetime="2020-09-30">09/30/2020</time> </nav> <article> <h1>CHAPTER 14. The Best Laid Plans</h1> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0327.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/327.gif"> <div class="wide"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0328.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/328.gif"> <div class="two-columns"> <div class="column"> <div class="chat"> @@ -159,7 +159,7 @@ </div> </div> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0329.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/329.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="john">JOHN: so anyway, as you can see, this would have worked just fine!</p> <p class="harry">HARRY: no i think karkat’s right. this looks like shit, dad.</p> @@ -184,17 +184,17 @@ <p class="john">JOHN: i don’t hear any more screaming, anyway.</p> <p class="john">JOHN: see, that's one good plan between the two of us!</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0330.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/330.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="harry">HARRY: oh, that was definitely them leaving, wasn’t it.</p> <p class="john">JOHN: ah.</p> </div> <p> </p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0331.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0332_1.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0332_2.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/331.png"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/332_1.png"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/332_2.png"> <div class="wide"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0333.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/333.png"> </div> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Well, isn't this just heartwarming? The prodigal daughter returned to the loving bosom of her family.</p> @@ -212,16 +212,16 @@ <p class="jane">JANE: Your ship is in contested airspace. You will land, whereby it will be confiscated by the Royal Human Guard. After that you will be taken into custody.</p> <p class="jane">JANE: All of you. Let's call it a family vacation, shall we? Hoo hoo hoo.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0334.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/334.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jade">JADE: wow could you be any more full of yourself??</p> <p class="jade">JADE: shut the fuck up for a minute and look up!</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0335_1.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0335_2.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0336_1.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/335_1.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/335_2.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/336_1.gif"> <div class="wide"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0336_2.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/336_2.gif"> </div> <div class="chat"> <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: If You Make One Single Move I Will Bite Him Directly On The Exterior Shout Tunnel</p> @@ -239,11 +239,11 @@ <p class="rose">ROSE: If any harm comes to us, or Yiffy, or if you attempt to shoot us down or in any other way disable our escape--</p> <p class="rose">ROSE: Then you kill your son.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0337.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/337.gif"> <p>Jane Crocker hesitates.</p> <p>This is something that she used to do regularly. Hesitate. Stop and think and weigh her options. Talk out every possible scenario and the impact they might have, morally and optically and socially. What would the political apparatus think? What would her social media followers think, her friends? As the years went by and she honed her instincts, she found herself doing this less and less. The impact that her words made became lessened when spread out across such a wide and thirsty audience, as public sentiment began to swing her way. She stopped thinking about how she would be received, and more about how she could play to the people she knew would receive her favorably.</p> <p>Looking up she sees Tavvy with tears in his eyes. Rage and guilt surge inside her. This situation is not her fault.</p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0338.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/338.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: This situation is not my fault!</p> <p class="jane">JANE: You're coming here and accusing me of kidnapping your daughter, when you're the ones who kidnapped my son!</p> @@ -254,29 +254,29 @@ <p class="jade">JADE: you offered!</p> <p class="jade">JADE: so stop calling me ungrateful for not sucking your dick over things i never asked for!</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0339.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/339.gif"> <p>Jane pulls in a steadying breath. Behind her, she hears the click of cameras and the murmur of newscasters. The world is watching her be dressed down by a couple blood traitor rebels, one of which has very prominent dog ears. Jane wonders if either of them are even recognizable to the assembled as two of the old gods. One of her PR managers had recommended that she keep her look as static as possible, so that people can always recognize her as Jane Crocker, Captain of Industry, Creator of Earth C, Maintainer of Peace and Plenty.</p> <p>She can't just stand here and let herself be humiliated, allowing two architects of the insurgency mess her around like this.</p> <p>If they were to kill Tavros, the entire world would see them commit this war crime. And weighed in the balance, Lalonde and Harley would be off the playing board. Saving your daughter certainly counted as a heroic death, and with the damage they'd done to humanity, it would also probably be just.</p> <p>Tavros has not called out for her once. Perhaps he knows what her choice was always going to be.</p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0340.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/340.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jake">JAKE: Tavvy!</p> </div> <div class="wide"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0341.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0342.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/341.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/342.gif"> </div> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Stand down!</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0343.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/343.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Get out of my sight.</p> </div> <p> </p> <p> </p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0344.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/344.gif"> <p>Vriska Maryam-Lalonde, recently "Vrissy," and potentially "You Are So Grounded You Are Never Leaving The House Again," isn’t what’s commonly referred to as an "outside girl".</p> <p>She likes grass. It’s fine! To look at. And so are trees, as long as they’re somewhere off in the distance, swaying gently in the breeze. Trampling through them is not on the list of acceptable tree activities. Vrissy is already sweaty and dirt-streaked, and there’s probably like fifty gnats trying to drink her eye fluids. At this rate she almost envies Tavros his role as Batterwitch Bait. Sure, he has to pretend to be threatened by Vrissy’s mom, which is lame as hell and also very embarrassing, but at least his eye fluids are safe.</p> <div class="chat"> @@ -308,7 +308,7 @@ <p class="vriska">VRISKA: I’ve got a plan.</p> <p class="vriska">VRISKA: Look, up ahead.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0345.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/345.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: What?</p> <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: A SGRU8 session?</p> @@ -317,13 +317,13 @@ <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: !!</p> <p class="vriska">VRISKA: Don’t worry about it, that’s good. That’s what we’re looking for.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0346.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/346.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: Uh... who are we Ambushing?</p> <p class="vriska">VRISKA: Don’t 8e stupid, we’re the ones being am8ushed.</p> <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: !!!!!!</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0347.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/347.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="vriska">VRISKA: HA your face is priceless.</p> <p class="vriska">VRISKA: This is actually way more fun than I thought it would 8e.</p> @@ -331,52 +331,52 @@ <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: I think we’re 8asically the Same Age.</p> <p class="vriska">VRISKA: Whatever!</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0348_1.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0348_2.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0349.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/348_1.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/348_2.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/349.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: Oh Fuck</p> <p class="vriska">VRISKA: Finally!!!!!!!!</p> </div> - <img id="encircle" class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0350.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0351.gif"> + <img id="encircle" class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/350.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/351.gif"> <div class="wide"> - <img id="entrap" class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0352.gif"> + <img id="entrap" class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/352.gif"> </div> <p> </p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0353.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/353.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="john">JOHN: vriska!</p> <p class="john">JOHN: i mean, vriskas!!</p> <p class="john">JOHN: where are</p> <p class="john">JOHN: oh fuck</p> </div> - <img id="encroach" class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0354.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0355.gif"> + <img id="encroach" class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/354.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/355.gif"> <div class="wide"> - <img id="entomb" class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0356.gif"> + <img id="entomb" class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/356.gif"> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0357.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/357.gif"> <div class="wide"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0358.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/358.gif"> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0359.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0360.gif"> - <img id="enclose" class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0361.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/359.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/360.gif"> + <img id="enclose" class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/361.gif"> <p id="white1"> </p> <p style="height: 1600px"> </p> <p id="white2"> </p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0362.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/362.gif"> <p> </p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0363.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/363.gif"> <p> </p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0364.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/364.gif"> <p> </p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0365.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/365.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: ROUGH DAY, HUH.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0366.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/366.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="john">JOHN: karkat?</p> <p class="john">JOHN: what are you doing here?</p> @@ -521,7 +521,7 @@ <p class="john">JOHN: wait, hold on.</p> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: OH MY GOD WHAT NOW.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0367.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/367.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="john">JOHN: you can't be leaving already.</p> <p class="john">JOHN: there's... so much we still need to talk about!</p> @@ -547,7 +547,7 @@ <p class="john">JOHN: i mean, look at you.</p> <p class="john">JOHN: you are decked out in a tight body suit and have an eyepatch and everything. there is simply no way there isn't something to discuss there.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0368.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/368.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="john">JOHN: or like, forget the eyepatch, we don't have to talk about the eyepatch.</p> <p class="john">JOHN: i feel as though my point still stands?</p> @@ -586,11 +586,11 @@ <p class="karkat">KARKAT: ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE INUNDATED WITH NONE OTHER THAN AN UNINTERRUPTED SPATE OF HARD, UNEMBELLISHED DATA VIS A VIS MY SWEEPS-SUPPRESSED, BISCUITFELT EMOTIONS ON THE DAVE SITUATION??</p> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: WELL HERE GOES.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0369.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/369.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: *DEEP BREATH*</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0370.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/370.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT DAVE?</p> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: HOW I FEEL IS THAT I WISH THAT EVERYONE WOULD STOP FUCKING BOTHERING ME ABOUT HIM!!!</p> @@ -608,7 +608,7 @@ <p class="karkat">KARKAT: I FEEL LIKE IF ANYONE COULD HAVE PREVENTED TODAY FROM DEVOLVING INTO A HEADLESS CLUSTERFUCK, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN... OKAY, MAYBE NOT HIM, BUT AT LEAST HE MIGHT HAVE HELPED DRAG YOU OUT OF YOUR DEPRESSIVE FUGUE A LITTLE SOONER!</p> <p class="john">JOHN: (oh shit.)</p> </div> - <img id="gray1" class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0371.gif"> + <img id="gray1" class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/371.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: NOT ONLY THAT, BUT MAYBE WITH BOTH OF US HERE WE COULD HAVE DISPENSED WITH THIS ENTIRE SORRY TOPIC ONCE AND FOR ALL, IF ONLY FOR YOUR BENEFIT!</p> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: OH HI DAVE, JOHN SEEMS TO BE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THE UNSPOKEN HISTORY BETWEEN US IS OF SUFFICIENT IMPORT THAT WE NEED TO HASH IT OUT THIS VERY SECOND IN FRONT OF THE BLASTED REMAINS OF HIS HOME!</p> @@ -623,7 +623,7 @@ <p class="karkat">KARKAT: IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU CALL DAVE AND GET HIM OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!</p> <p class="john">JOHN: (oh my god...)</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0372.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/372.gif"> <div id="gray2" class="chat"> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: MAYBE WE SHOULD GET JADE TO COME AS WELL!</p> <p class="john">JOHN: ):</p> @@ -641,7 +641,7 @@ <p class="karkat">KARKAT: IF JUST FOR AN *INSTANT* IT WILL GET EVERYONE OFF MY CASE ABOUT THIS, I WILL STAND UP WITH DAVE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE ***FUCKING WORLD*** AND SOLEMNLY VOW THAT I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT!!!!</p> <p class="john">JOHN: KARKAT!!!!</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0373.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/373.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="john">JOHN: ugh, fuck, this is just too much!</p> <p class="john">JOHN: i thought you KNEW!</p> @@ -650,7 +650,7 @@ <p class="john">JOHN: he's...</p> <p class="john">JOHN: he's dead.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0374.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/374.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="john">JOHN: i didn't mean for you to find out like this at all, i thought...</p> <p class="john">JOHN: i mean, i only heard about it yesterday, but i was convinced someone would have told you already!</p> @@ -663,7 +663,7 @@ <p class="karkat">KARKAT:</p> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: HE...</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0375.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/375.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="karkat">KARKAT: HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY GOODBYE?</p> </div> |