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Album: More Homestuck Fandom
Has Track Numbers: false
Groups:
- Additional Tracks
Color: '#6c75f5'
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Section: Fanmusic from the official team
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Track: A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2
Directory: a-baby-legend
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '1:37'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/j_AHimPxR40
Referenced Tracks:
- A History of Babies
Lyrics: |-
    A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS AGO...<br>far in the depths of paradox space<br>a new lifeform is about to be created<br>one whose origin is as enigmatic as the glimmer of a musclebeast's teat
    some are carried in by storks<br>some are recreated from paradox slime<br>others appear wet out of their best friend's magical nonexistent vagina
    but regardless of how these beings may be formed<br>they all come into the world with a special force:<br>one called
    LOVE
    this is the story of one man's search for love and truth<br>in a universe forgotten by time
    the story of those fearful creatures<br>those that we call
    <big><big><i>BABIES</i></big></big>
Commentary: |-
    <i>Toby Fox:</i>
    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I actually finished the second album.
---
Track: Aradia's Theme (Pre-Death)
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:06'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4deATGJcM4A
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    Unofficial name. If I recall correctly, I gave it that name for the Homestuck Sound Test because when [[group:toby-fox]] shared the track on his Tumblr, he shared it alongside a picture of Aradia (and nothing else to identify the song with), almost certainly the [[media:misc/aradias-theme-pre-death.png|same picture I used as track art for the song]] in the first versions of the Sound Test.
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Track: Bane
Directory: bane-old
Artists:
- Mark J. Hadley
Duration: '5:48'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Bane.mp3
Commentary: |-
    <i>Mark Hadley:</i>
    Whew... this is a really, REALLY old one of mine. I wrote the first version of "Bane" in 2001, and this version (the 'latest' one) was written in 2005. It's been a long time since I did anything with this theme, but I still really like it. I've been thinking about making a [[track:bane|newer version]] of it (since surely I've gotten better over the past decade, right?).

    I kind of regret not slipping this theme into Homestuck somewhere; I feel like this could have easily been a recurring signature theme for projects I work on (like [[group:toby-fox|Toby Fox]] does with '[[track:megalovania-halloween|Megalovania]]').
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Track: Battle Theme for the Lost at Heart 
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '2:42'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/battle-theme-for-the-lost-at-heart
---
Track: Before Before the Beginning
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '5:23'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUu2xzFJX3U
---
Track: Bird Versus Bee
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '3:27'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/bird-versus-bee
---
Track: Brodylovania
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:35'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoQsVkjYt6w
Referenced Tracks:
- Brodyquest
- track:MeGaLoVania
Sampled Tracks:
- Brodyquest
- track:MeGaLoVania
Lyrics: |-
    I'm so fresh you can... genitals... ahhhh

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody (Brody...)

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody (Brody...)
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody (Brody...)

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody (Brody...)
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
---
Track: Calliope
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '1:08'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kjVPw8-zy4
Referenced Tracks:
- Lupus Mortis Aeternae
- English
---
Track: Cascading Events
# No official name, this one is possibly fan-sourced?
# Also known as "Descend2 Demo", "Freefall Beta" or "cascade2"
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '4:20'
URLs: 
- https://spellmynamewithabang.tumblr.com/day/2012/05/14
---
Track: Catscratch
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:31
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4vXf3-PFo
---
Track: Chaotic Frenzy
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '2:27'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=19078
---
Track: Clockwork Apocalypse
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '1:39'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1d8iai1Wlk
Referenced Tracks:
- Clockwork Melody
---
Track: Davesprite2
Artists:
- Erik Scheele
Duration: '2:12'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaMjpWYqvME
Referenced Tracks:
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- Sburban Jungle
---
Track: Daywalker ~Rise~
Directory: daywalker-rise-contest
Artists:
- Catboss
Duration: '5:17'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/catbossstudio/daywalker-rise
Commentary: |-
    <i>Catboss:</i>
    DEBUNK
    <hr>
    The last of my three entries to the Homestuck Music Contest, the other two being [[Guns Blazing]] and [[Vodka Mutiny]].
    A song for Kanaya, this song is - in my opinion - the weakest contender of the lot. Daywalker nonetheless marks my first attempt at using real audio in a song - I recorded the flute performance myself. Unfortunately, my playing, recording, and production are definitely not up to snuff, honestly. Given that it was recorded with a terrible laptop mic, with a player who hadn't played in a long while (me), I suppose that was honestly no surprise.
    However, I love both the harp and flute melodies in this song. It was a blast to play, and I'd definitely think about using them again at some point in the future.
---
Track: Dirkhestra
Artists:
- Alex Rosetti
Duration: '2:13'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63dLbjD3L0g
Referenced Tracks:
- Horschestra
---
Track: Do the Homestuck
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '0:34'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvxOaaZKPOE
Lyrics: |-
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-ge--
---
Track: Double Midnight
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:21
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un7k0l8p12U
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
Sampled Tracks:
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
Lyrics: |-
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew-Midnight Crew!
    M-m-m-make her-the Midnight (Cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-cr—) Midnight, Midnight
    Make her a-make her a-make her-night Crew-night Crew!
    Home with the milk in the morning
---
Track: Eridan's Theme...?
Directory: eridans-theme-question-mark
Artists:
- Nick Smalley
Duration: 0:42
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssFYgPWL6AI
Lyrics: |-
    Eridan is not that great you need to shut up now
    Even though you think he's great, he is really not
    You all think he's really great, even though he's not
    You think he should have his song, here it is right now
    Eridan is not that great and he does not deserve a theme

    Oh, Nick Smalley guitar solo
---
Track: Exploring the Depths of Sburb
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '4:20'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Exploring%20the%20Depths%20of%20Sburb.mp3
---
Track: Five-Four Stress
Artists:
- Buzinkai
Duration: '1:22'
URLs:
- https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/242553
---
Track: Flare (Green Sun Remix)
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '4:08'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/plazmataz/flare-green-sun-remix
---
Track: Flight of the White Wolf
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '4:45'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh_h8aJVfBU
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- Cascade (Beta)
- Dissension (Original)
---
Track: Flow
Artists:
- Solatrus
Duration: '6:26'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=9580
---
Track: Four Kids and a Game They Play Together
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '2:51'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/four-kids-and-a-game-they-play-together
---
Track: Ham And Steak
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '8:24'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqT3gaihbPE
- https://soundcloud.com/dragonxvi/ham-and-steak-unused-homestuck-music
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex English
- Calliope
- You're So Rad
- Unite Synchronization
- Homestuck Anthem
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Doctor
---
Track: haunt
Artists:
- Andrew Hussie
Duration: '2:33'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE7K28JkDVk
Commentary:
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    This track is also known as 'Hussjam' in the current iteration of the Homestuck Sound Test.
---
Track: Hawkeye
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '1:05'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTk4m0S63Sg
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Hawkeye.mp3
---
Track: HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
- Paul Henderson (VA)
Duration: '1:09'
Referenced Tracks:
- Freefall
Sampled Tracks:
- Creata
- Beatup
- Moonsweater
- THIS Pumpkin
- track:aggrievocation
- Feel (Alive)
- Freefall
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusfjbsO_qY
Lyrics: |-
    (IT'S ME, KARKAT, THE-THE HOMESTUCK MA-TH-THE GUY FROM HOMESTUCK YEAH THE YEAH THE-THE-THAT GUY I-IT'S KARKAT HAVE YOU LISTENED TO HOMEST- AAH YOU LISTEN TO UM THE-THE-VO-VOLUME TEN HAVE YOU HEARD OF VOLUME TEN? IT'S HERE! UH CLICK THAT- NOPE-NOPE IT'S GONE- NO CLICK IT- NO- THERE- NO- THERE IT IS- NO IT'S GONE- OH YEAH THERE CLICK CLICK IT! OKAY THAT-THAT BOX THERE CLICK THA- CLICK THAT BOX, THAT BOX RIGHT THERE UH, CLICK IT I'M KARKAT Y-YOUR FAVORITE- I'M-I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK I'M UNDERTALE MY NAME IS KARKAT LISTEN, TO THIS-)
    (IT'S GOT UHM, y'know what fuck it it's fine this is bullshit anyway IT'S GOT UH, ALSO EH-THIS-)
    (ALL OF THESE)
    (CLICK IT AND BUY IT, DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO IT, UH BUY IT AND-AND BURN A CD AND TH-THROW THE CD ON THE GROUND AND SPIT ON IT AND THEN BUY IT AGAIN AND THEN TELL YOUR MOM YOU WANNA MOVE OUT, JUST- I'M KARKAT, HEY UH HOMESTUCK VOLUME... IT'S SQUIDDLES TWO IT'S, IT'S VOLUME X, VOLUME TEN, IT'S THE NEW YEAH, DOT COM.)
    (I'M KARKAT.)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Paul Henderson:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusfjbsO_qY">Original video!</a>)
---
Track: Isn't This "Is This the End?" Again?
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '2:16'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w1v1_4uwWA
---
Track: Jadesprite
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:09'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXvlsXlKOk
Referenced Tracks:
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    Unofficial name. If I recall correctly, I gave it that name for the Homestuck Sound Test because when [[group:toby-fox]] shared the track on his Tumblr, he shared it alongside a picture of Jadesprite (and nothing else to identify the song with), almost certainly the [[media:misc/jadesprite.png|same picture I used as track art for the song]] in the first versions of the Sound Test.
---
Track: Jane's Dragon
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '1:16'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAG6_bycbYw
---
Track: Long Night Ahead
Artists:
- Tensei
Duration: '4:21'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we8DQb_a2u4
Commentary: |-
    <i>Tensei:</i>
    I'll have to do some explaining for this one: I've been messing around with vertically layered music composition, and wanted to do something with problem sleuth (that OTHER mspaint adventure). Feel free to skip my blathering below and just listen to the music though!

    I always felt like PS was at least partially a callback to 90s point 'n click adventure games along the lines of Grim Fandango, Day of the Tentacle, Monkey Island, Sam & Max, etc. so this song is intended to reflect that. If you imagine PS as a video game, this is the song that would play at the very start of the adventure while our heroes are messing around in their offices and getting caught up in all kinds of shenanigans.

    Now, the nice thing about PS is that the three main characters (Problem Sleuth, Pickle Inspector and Ace Dick) all have some strong themes that make it easy to come up with appropriate musical motifs. In fact, the three musical instruments that appear fairly early in the comic ( A trumpet, a clarinet and a tuba) all are pretty obviously intended as metaphorical representations of the three heroes, which means that as a composer I have my work cut out for me.

    The idea with vertical layering in this song is that depending on which of the protagonists is currently 'on screen', the theme uses different motifs and lead instruments: when more than one protagonist is on screen their motifs are played at the same time and combined. Normal playback methods don't support this kind of interactive music (many game engines do, however), so this particular version is more of a proof of concept that just demonstrates the different layers and highlights how they interact.

    The first section after the intro belongs to Problem Sleuth. He's the leader of the bunch, and to reflect his mario-esque all-around average strength, his motif is played on a muted trumpet in the middle register with a combination of short and sustained notes. 

    After that we come to Ace Dick. His motif consists of short notes played on a tuba and backed by trombones and timpani to throw some appropriate weight around. 

    Pickle Inspector goes third with sustained notes played in the higher register of a clarinet. He's a bit of a loopy character so there's some glockenspiel and a lot of chroma... chromatics? chromaticity? to give it a bit of whimsy

    The fourth loop combines the motifs of all three characters to demonstrate the interaction between layers when all three are present. The final loop is a variation on the Problem Sleuth motif with an added theremin and a delay effect on all the instruments to give it a 'spacy' sound: we're entering the realm of imagination and the music becomes appropriately screwy.
---
Track: Lies With The Sea (Beta)
Artists:
- Michael Guy Bowman
Duration: '4:48'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/Y3eQgdzvBfQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
Lyrics: |-
    Lonely submarine in murky shades of blue and green
    A silent knock on Davy Jones' door
    Octopi and hydronauts explore unsalvaged shipwrecks caught
    In coral reefs that span the ocean floor

    The geothermal chemistry
    Of vents below the deep blue sea
    Burning on and on
    The winking of an angler's light
    You make this underwater flight
    Down where there is no sun

    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean
    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean

    My, the continental shelf and all its sunken wealth
    Bones of those who walked the plank
    The depth to which these pirates sank
    Crushed by pressures great
    The submarine has lost its way
    Shall we ever make it to the bay
    From where we once did leave?
    A sonar ping still rings for help
    Diffused amongst a cloud of kelp
    Where mermaid kingdoms breathe

    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean
    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean
    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean
    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean
---
Track: Lupus Mortis Aeternae
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: 0:32
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=14121
---
Track: Mannequin
Artists:
- Perry Sullivan
Duration: 0:56
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAyPFa3nEK4
---
Track: Mother
Directory: mother-malcolm-brown
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '2:09'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/4AILbcNRy-k?t=2086
Referenced Tracks:
- Black Rose / Green Sun
- Aggrieve
- Harlequin
---
Track: Mutiny (crapapella)
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '0:43'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3BJsvKM6DY
Referenced Tracks:
- Mutiny
Lyrics: |-
    I LOVE YOU DOGGY
---
Track: My Grand Dad is the Green Sun
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '3:04'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/My%20Grand%20Dad%20is%20the%20Green%20Sun.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
---
Track: Non Compos Mentis
Artists:
- Bill Bolin
Duration: '1:53'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANwj8Zm82bA
---
Track: Patient
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:59
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/HNdCAUpmXws
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
MIDI Project Files:
- Title: MIDI by IronInvoker47
  Files:
  - 'Patient - IronInvoker47 (piano).mid'
---
Track: Penumbra Phantasm
Artists:
- Toby Fox
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIq4GrMv96I
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdntMzdkFnk
---
Track: Post-Apocalyptic Fedora
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '2:58'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/eidolonorpheus/post-apocalyptic-fedora
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWHGEF_860
Lyrics: |-
    (Wardrobe largely incinerated. Family, deceased. Remaining garments, heavily wrinkled.)

    (Commencing search through rubble for steam press, loved ones.)
---
Track: Pumpkin Tide (Acoustic Version w/ Chords)
Artists:
- Michael Guy Bowman
Duration: '2:54'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqnMFAVTLg
Referenced Tracks:
- Pumpkin Tide
---
Track: Rex English
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:50
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTQo2rPvEzM
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- English
Lyrics: |-
    (HONK)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    Unofficial name. <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20111110134032/http://fwugradiation.tumblr.com:80/post/12287015978">Archived link to the original Tumblr post.</a>
---
Track: Ruins
Artists:
- Erik Scheele
Duration: '3:01'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=4987
---
Track: Sburban Echo
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '2:10'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-echo
---
Track: Sea of Derse
Artists:
- Erik Scheele
Duration: '2:48'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Sea%20of%20Derse.mp3
---
Track: Seer of Same-Color Scalemate Combos
Artists:
- Alex Rosetti
Duration: '1:16'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/albatrosssoup/seer-of-same-color-scalemate-combos
Referenced Tracks:
- The Lemonsnout Turnabout
---
Track: Shooting Star
Artists:
- Hilary Troiano
Duration: '1:23'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Shooting%20Star.mp3
---
Track: Skaia Voyages
Artists:
- Seth Peelle
Duration: '1:12'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Skaia%20Voyages.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
- Skies of Skaia
---
Track: Skaian Shuffle
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '4:16'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Skaian%20Shuffle.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Skaian Skuffle
---
Track: Song for Rose Lalonde
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '4:25'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/song-for-rose-lalonde
---
Track: Sunsetter (Ska)
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:27'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRCHf5Bs94
Lyrics: |-
    When I was young it seemed like everywhere was easy street
    Playing on my pogo ride, kicking back my feet
    And they were so simple I believed all that came
    But my mind still brittles since I borrowed this game

    And there is no here and no now
    Only what those mad gods have in store for us all
    Don't you wish you could just go back to the old days
    When all the truth was just the setting sun

    Forget about past and forget about your future
    Like trees blown by the wind these things have no sway upon you
    Forget about your job and forget about homework
    Now draw out your weapon and break it in two

    Forget about your life and forget about your world
    Just don't forget your friends cause they'll pull you through

    And there is no here and no now
    Only what those mad gods have in store for us all
    Don't you wish you could just go back to your old home
    Sitting on the roof, just to watch the setting sun
---
Track: The Ballad of Jack Noir
Directory: the-ballad-of-jack-noir-original
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:47'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqKvmyPhUf8
Lyrics: |-
    Greetings, useless peons
    You've done terrible so far
    Treading venom pools for eons
    Suffering with no scar

    Mercy everlasting
    Hiding who you are
    Welcome to the dark side
    My name is Jack No...
    Iiiiir!

    I'm the overlord of badass
    The shadow magic priest
    Chosen ones cry out for mother
    Of trouble you're the least!

    I really hate these stupid hats
    And that stupid king
    That overarching monarch
    Can shove something up his thing

    (GRAVEYARD STUFFERS)
    Oh yeah, they call me Jack Noir
    You might think that I'm the star
    When really there's a dad who makes me glad
    I haven't had the pleasure, yes to treasure
    This saturnine existence
    'Tween these fenestrated walls

    Goodbye, useless peons
    You were horrible in life
    Jumped off the galleon
    'Thout so much as a Strife
    [[track:archagent-everlasting|Archagent everlasting]]
    I'll tear the sky ajar! 

    Goodnight everybody
    My name is Jack- oh
    My name is Spades- no!
    My name is Jack Noir!

    My name (My name is)
    Jack Noir (Name is Jack)
    (WHOP!)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Toby Fox:</i>
    I really wish I was better at singing homogenously hahahaha

    Seriously considering a third person vocal arrangement for a jazz band

    Also I didn't know noir wasn't two syllables so this song is kind of ruined for me hahaha
---
Track: The Thirteenth Troll
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '1:19'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbiS4WkCOVo&t=5182s
Referenced Tracks:
- The Thirteenth Hour
Commentary: |-
    <i>Toby Fox:</i>
    did something cute with UU’s theme from [[album:alternia|Alternia]]

    u_u;;;
---
Track: The Undying
Artists:
- James Dever
Duration: '1:28'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=26954
---
Track: The Uranian
Artists:
- James Dever
Duration: 0:47
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=27042
Referenced Tracks:
- The Undying
---
Track: Three In The Morning (Davekind)
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '2:50'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/eliwood-lord-of-pherae/three-in-the-morning-davekind
Referenced Tracks:
- track:three-in-the-morning
---
Track: Where making this hapen
Artists:
- David Ko
Duration: 0:28
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Where%20making%20this%20hapen.mp3
---
Track: You're So Rad
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '2:12'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y5c-6-11eU
Referenced Tracks:
- Crustacean
---
Section: Other fanmusic
---
Track: Calming Quartz (Beta)
Artists:
- PoisonedElite
Duration: '2:13'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/poisonedelite/calming-quartz-beta/s-2FvRp
Referenced Tracks:
- Land of Quartz and Melody
Commentary: |-
    <i>PoisonedElite:</i>
    The first Version of Calming Quartz, my song for the album Xenoplanetarium, a Homestuck Fan Album. I wasn't happy with this version so I redid the entire song. This song references Land of Quartz and Melody by Thomas Ferkol.
---
Track: Cascadium Dioxide
Artists:
- Cerulean
Duration: '8:35'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/ctza/cascadium-dioxide
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- Flare (Cascade)
- Black Rose / Green Sun
---
Track: Character Theme for Dirk Strider
Artists:
- WindlessZephyr
Duration: '3:06'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db2MA-7geC4
---
Track: 🤡
Directory: clown-face
Artists:
- Tee-vee
Duration: '8:58'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJt37dXAmQ
Commentary: |-
    <i>Tee-vee:</i>
    BGM for the Grand Highblood route of DistantQuest, a fan-made friendsim game about the troll Ancestors from Homestuck. Check it out here: https://distantpast.itch.io/distantquest
    
    Bandcamp release of the full soundtrack to come soon once the final character routes will be released !
---
Track: Chucklevoodoo Waltz
Artists:
- Elodie Cunningham
Duration: '2:40'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/chemicalwordsmith/chucklevoodoo-waltz
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_3j1erEwFE
Referenced Tracks:
- Purple Tyrant
---
Track: Conflict!
Artists:
- Emelia K.
Duration: '1:07'
URLs:
- https://redditstuckmusic.bandcamp.com/track/conflict
---
Track: DAVE STRIDER'S COOL MIXTAPE
Artists:
- SerialSymphony
Duration: '4:23'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/serialsymphony/dave-striders-cool-mixtape
Referenced Tracks:
- licord nacrasty
- The Sock Ruse
- The Light's Rebellion
Sampled Tracks:
- The Sock Ruse
Commentary: |-
    <i>Circlejourney:</i>
    so I just had a memory hit me out of nowhere - me and [[artist:serialsymphony|serialsymphony]] discussed quoting each other's tracks reciprocally back when Dave Strider's Cool Mixtape was meant to be on [[album:cosmic-caretakers]]. i.e. this track does reference [[track:the-lights-rebellion|The Light's Rebellion]] at 2:56
    we both made the front half of our tracks, and then traded motifs in the back half, so it really is a reciprocal reference
    sorry for your ears @ anyone who listens through this to confirm its existence
---
Track: '[S] Dirk: Unite Synchronization (WITH LYRICS)'
Artists:
- toucanSandwiches
Duration: '2:55'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osPRQThfC1E
Referenced Tracks:
- Unite Synchronization
Lyrics: |-
    Yo, I was out for a while
    Cuz the red miles, Squarewave, get inside my sylladex
    Gotta fix shit now with a freestyle
    My team's a mess and it's all up to reflex

    Shit's kinda typical but this'll be mighty difficult cuz additional syllables
    Got a long road to hoe so let's go now acrobatic fucking pirouette

    C'mon I gotta go faster
    Yo, I'm a blur, colored alabaster
    Got that Crockercorp sendificator
    Absurd, I'm like my own flight simulator
    Zoom, speedyquick like my diction
    Do flips and shit, I'm twistin'
    Don't even care who's list'nin'
    Brace for impact I'm liftin'—
    Off, and I'm not even sweaty
    Though if I were, what I'd need'd be a towel
    Hey, yo, Sawtooth are you ready?
    Here comes a cruxite dowel (Nice catch!)

    Did I mention that I did this 'cause I gotta build speed, I'm relentless
    Gotta penchant, gotta mighty need like an engine, end of sentence; cool re-entrance

    (Yes.)
    (Fuck, yes.)
    (Hell, fucking, yes.)

    Oh
    Damn, a dead Roxy sans grave
    Yo Squarewave, take care of this place
    Now I know it's odd, but I gotta snog
    So go ahead and say it (Yeah dogg!)
    Dude, that's hella gay
    But hey I can't complain cuz the rogue is awake
    That's one down, two to go, or one
    If Roxy finds a way to partake
    (She won't. She's straight.)

    Fuck it, gotta move, Squarewave, see ya later
    Runnin' out of time, livin' on a prayer, got my
    Bucket and my Crockercorp sendificator
    Now as they say it's all gone pear shaped
    There's no other way
    So decapatation is my escape
    Goodbye Squarewave, ja mata ne (<i>see you later</i>)

    Yo, I'm back, did I miss shit?
    No I didn't, this attempt is kinda pathetic
    Doof, bitch, out the way
    Daddy Dirk is taking care of liplocking with Jane
    Looks like everything is okay
    One step left and we're headed to Jake
    Ya better hold on, because this thing is so fast
    Holy shit I'm cool
    
    (Did I tell you how cool I am? Cuz I am so fucking awesome.)
    (It's time for [Unintelligible])
    Grab on to my fucking skateboard, I'm so
    Cool, I saved the day, you're welcome watch this
    Cool shit that I set up earlier it's no
    Big deal, wait I lied it's actually the coolest thing ever!
    (Sup.)
---
Track: Eclipse
Directory: eclipse-svert
Artists:
- Gryotharian
Duration: '3:07'
URLs:
- https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/eclipse
---
Track: Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver
Artists:
- Octopimp
Duration: '1:49'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gRfnjppLWc
Referenced Tracks:
- United States of Whatever
Sampled Tracks:
- United States of Whatever
Lyrics: |-
    (Wwhatevver.)

    (I wwent down to the ocean and saw Fef and she wwas like "Ooh glub" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!")

    (Then this troll comes up to me and she's all like "Aren't you the Prince of Hope?" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!")

    (So later I'm in the core and Kan comes up and she's all like [chainsaw noises] and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!")

    'Cause this is my United States of Wwhatevver!
    And this is my United States of Wwhatevver!
    And this is my United States of Wwhatevver!

    (And then it's 3 a.m. and I'm on the corner wwearing my scarf and Kar comes and he's like "Hey, hipster" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!")

    (Then I'm macking on Nep and Eq comes up and he's all like "Hey I told you—" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!")

    (Then up comes Gamzee I'm like "Yo Gamzee, wwhats up?" he's like "Nothin" and I'm like "That's cool...")

    'Cause this is my United States of Wwhatevver!
    And this is my United States of Wwhatevver!
    And this is my United States of Wwhatevver!
---
Track: Fill 'em with Daylight
Artists:
- yuuDii
Duration: '3:30'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Teq_T8Wfw
Referenced Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
- Liquid Negrocity
---
Track: Flare (horizon's lyricover)
Artists:
- horizon
Duration: '3:03'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btHd1zrjkqY
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
Sampled Tracks:
- Flare
Lyrics: |-
    Things fall apart so easily
    They break away at the seams
    And it seems
    This is the life I was fated to lead
    Dreams dead in the water
    And you ought to let them pass

    I wanted something better than this
    Than a postmortem kiss
    Three years to miss you
    But it seems that's all I'm gonna get
    It's best to forget

    Last night I dreamt of you
    You were beautiful, amidst a sky of blue

    It was only the two of us
    Hearts beating synchronously

    Do you feel for me?

    I heard a song the other day
    It reminded me of the way
    I love you
    And how I never got to say that to you
    
    So many things I wanted to do
    So many dreams
    Left for dead in the water
    Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go

    I wanted so much more
    Than a game we were born to lose
    I wanted so much more
    So much more for you
---
Track: Friendsim 2 Prologue End Fanfare
Artists:
- Funk McLovin
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    The four fanfares used in the different endings for [[album:friendsim-2-volume-1|Friendsim 2's]] prologue are variations on the same motif. Since they were all released simultaneously, we don't currently know the exact relationship between them, but in the meantime this track entry ensures they appear as being related to each other.
---
Track: Game Hypothesis
Artists:
- Cerulean
Duration: '2:01'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Gaem_Theor.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Science Blaster
- track:megalovania-undertale
---
Track: Heir of Grief Sax Cover
Directory: heir-of-grief-sax-cover-youtube
Artists:
- subversiveasset
Duration: '3:57'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bQvjdx8cbo
Referenced Tracks:
- Heir of Grief
Commentary: |-
    <i>subversiveasset:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bQvjdx8cbo">Music video!</a>)

    As we near the end of Homestuck, please listen to this cover of [[artist:tensei|Joren "Tensei" de Bruin's]] "[[Heir of Grief]]" on saxophone.

    Since its beginning on April 13, 2009, Homestuck has accumulated over 8000 pages and 800,000 words and numerous characters. With End of Act 6's flash [S] Collide, the final act has begun. It's hard to believe that on April 13, 2016, the entire journey will be over. 

    EQUIPMENT (it doesn't require the best!)<br>
    Instrument: Conn 24M Alto Saxophone<br>
    Mouthpiece: JodyJazz HR 6M<br>
    Ligature: Rovner C1RL MK III<br>
    Reed: Vandoren Java 2<br>

    Mic: Blue Yeti<br>
    Camera: Canon EOS SL1/100D

    DAW: Reaper<br>
    Video Editing Software: Adobe Premiere Pro CC
---
Track: Homestuck Title Screen
Artists:
- MK_97
Duration: '8:28'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_kGx5RikYA
Referenced Tracks:
- Skies of Skaia
---
Track: I Am An Island
Artists:
- PhemieC
Duration: '4:49'
URLs:
- https://phemiec.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-an-island
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGZnTC9kTLw
Lyrics: |-
    I am an island, no man is an island but me
    I reach out my leaves, and skillfully touch them to sea
    I ship out a boat made of hope on the waves and watch as it slips below
    I am an island, a island that nobody knows
    (...I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)

    I am an island, no man is an island but I'm not a man
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)
    I was raised by an ocean of creatures and brands
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)
    I give what I can of, the fruits and flowers that bloom on my skin
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)
    But when loneliness knocks, she lets herself in
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)

    Islands don't sink, the water just rises around us
    Just think, someone out there is watching the stars
    But they're not the same as ours, some say they're already dead
    And the light's only on in your head

    I am an island, no man is an island but me
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)
    I warm all my sands by the pyre of my family tree
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)
    I took to the tundra, I climb every mountain and fight every monster I can
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)
    To run from that long burning fire, my friend
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)

    I am an island, no man is an island but I'm not a man
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)
    And messages in bottles feel like battering rams
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)
    In my head I'm a beacon (In my head I'm a beacon), a pinprick of potential birthed out of nothing but blue
    (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island)
    And the light that I signal, it's shining for you
    (I am an island, I am an island, oh, oh, oh)

    Islands of love, we just want somebody to touch us
    Just 'cause we are distant doesn't mean we are lost
    We are where we are, and whenever a visitor docks
    And is stranded, it means we are not

    You and I have something in common, I will try to share my island (You and I are islands)
    You and I are sinking in tandem, miles apart in every direction (You and I are islands)
    You and I are treading this current, both of us are doomed for certain (You and I are islands)
    You and I are our own now, maybe we'll wash up on solid ground (You and I are islands)
    You and I are islands
    You and I are islands
    You and I are islands
    You and I are islands

    Islands of fate, lately I feel the tides shifting
    They're bringing us closer together to stay
    The waters are rippling, a new world is taking it's shape
    And tonight, our Pangaea awaits
---
Track: It Looks Back
Artists:
- Scorpyus
Duration: '4:57'
URLs:
- https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/it-looks-back
Referenced Tracks:
- Revnan's Theme
---
Track: Karkalicious
Artists:
- Superspecks!
Duration: '4:52'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWcb2pdgZTc
Referenced Tracks:
- Fergalicious
Lyrics: |-
    (Four, tres, two, uno) Four, three, two, fuck you

    Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
    Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!

    Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco
    She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
    Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' HER no favors
    No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons

    I'm Karkalicious (So delicious)
    No I don't do kismesis
    And if you read any fanfics
    All that shit is fictitious

    I blow kisses (Mwah!)
    Don't matter if we're just moirails
    Trolls be lining down the veil
    For a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you)

    So delicious (Super sweet)
    So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
    So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me)
    I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-li-like candy, candy)

    Karkalicious def-
    Karkalicious def-
    Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic-

    Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy
    Nepeta's always squealing cutesy pet names like Karkitty
    I'm the K to the A, R K the A the T
    And the MAJORITY of pairings had better include me

    I'm Karkalicious (So delicious)
    My body stays vicious
    All the highbloods feelin' nervous
    'Cuz I'm doing some fitness

    Zahhak's my witness
    Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
    And he'll be needing all the towels
    'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you)

    So delicious (Super sweet)
    So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
    So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me)
    I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up! Check it out)

    Baby, baby, baby
    If you really want me
    Honey get some patience
    Maybe then you'll get a taste

    I'll be tasty, tasty
    I'll be laced with lacey
    It's so tasty, tasty
    It'll make you crazy

    T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
    D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D, to the E, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you!

    All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood
    I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know
    And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
    But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

    Terezi says I smell delicious (So delicious)
    No I don't do kismesis
    And if you read any fanfics
    All that shit is fictitious

    I blow kisses (Mwah!)
    Don't matter if we're just moirails
    Trolls be lining down the veil
    For a chance to fill a pail

    (Four, three, two, fuck you) My body stays vicious
    Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
    Nepeta's my witness (Meow!) I'll even let her first ship sail
    Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

    So delicious (Eridan, see)
    So delicious (You can trust me)
    So delicious (I'll help you be)
    I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-like candy, candy)

    It's so delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
    So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
    So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
    I'm Karkalicious (She says my blood is like candy, candy)

    T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the—

    To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second!

    (Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the very end of the song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something? What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing? He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit, I quit!)
---
Track: Keep your head down, Rustblood! [Sax Cover Story]
Artists:
- subversiveasset
Duration: '3:42'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOgdcxskZpc
Referenced Tracks:
- Keep Your Head Down
- Rustblood
Commentary: |-
    <i>subversiveasset:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOgdcxskZpc">Music video!</a>)

    Rustbloods, unite! Do not be content to keep your head down with this sax cover of [[artist:james-roach|James Roach]] & [[artist:toby-fox|Toby Fox]]'s "[[track:keep-your-head-down|Keep your head down]]" and "[[track:rustblood|Rustblood]]".

    This cover story was surprisingly difficult to do. Hiveswap (the long awaited sidequest for the Homestuck series) is very new, so there's a real possibility of spoiling things -- and this is especially the case since there are folks who are already familiar with Homestuck and folks who are not.

    This cover story could be like the prequel to the events of Hiveswap, maybe. Or at least, an imagining of something that could fit there.

    ►EQUIPMENT◄<br>
    🎷 Instrument : Conn 24M Alto Saxophone<br>
    Mouthpiece: JodyJazz HR 6M<br>
    Ligature: Rovner C1RL MK III<br>
    Reed: Vandoren Java 2

    🎤 Mic: Electro Voice RE-20<br>
    📷 Camera: Canon EOS SL1/100D

    🎛️ DAW: Reaper<br>
    🎞️ Video Editing Software: Adobe Premiere Pro CC
---
Track: luminantFlare
# Fully gone from the internet, sorry
Artists:
- luminantAegis
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- Homestuck Anthem
- Explore
---
Track: Malediction
Artists:
- JJ Pollution
Duration: '1:56'
URLs:
- https://redditstuckmusic.bandcamp.com/track/malediction
---
Track: Overlook
Artists:
- Cerulean
Duration: '3:16'
URLs:
- https://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/overlook
---
Track: Penumbra Phantasm
Date First Released: March 16, 2022
Directory: penumbra-phantasm-morris
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Morris
Duration: '2:35'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:penumbra-phantasm
Sampled Tracks:
- Typheus
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/omega_morris/penumbra-phantasm
---
Track: Revnan's Theme
Artists:
- Gryotharian
Duration: '2:26'
URLs:
- https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/revnans-theme
Referenced Tracks:
- Your Fear Is On My Mind (Instrumental)
---
Track: Shimmerserene
Artists:
- Monckat
Duration: '6:45'
URLs:
- https://monckat.bandcamp.com/track/shimmerserene
Referenced Tracks:
- Vacuum Spark
Sampled Tracks:
- Amen, Brother
Commentary: |-
    <i>Monckat:</i>
    A journey for Oenia.
---
Track: Shut Me Down
Artists:
- Tamara Fritz
Duration: '4:31'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/totalspiffage/shut-me-down
- https://totalspiffage.tumblr.com/post/35440956885/shut-me-down-a-song-for-brobot-download-i
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTVzX-Jv3Rw
Lyrics: |-
    Metal joints and moving parts
    Radioactive, glowing hearts
    Send a code to change my mind
    No control, no way to fight

    I've been told what feelings are
    And the ones to show
    A splinter of my other self
    How close, we'll never know
    Shut me down, take me out
    Take these wires and burn them out
    Code me to break you, tell me to die
    Take my uranium, let the sparks fly
    Let my power run out
    Take my heart and shut me down

    Just a puppet to my code
    Quiet kind of binary ode
    Still I'm here, and I still feel
    I'm trapped inside a cage of steel

    I've been told what feelings are
    And the ones to show
    A splinter of my other self
    How close, we'll never know
    Shut me down, take me out
    Take these wires and burn them out
    Code me to break you, tell me to die
    Take my uranium, let the sparks fly
    Let my power run out
    Take my heart and shut me down

    I'm so cold
    Thirty seconds left before I explode
    Will I feel it when I die
    Will I wonder why

    Shut me down, take me out
    Take these wires, burn them out
    Code me to break you, code me to break you
    Code me to break you, code me to tell me to—
    Shut me down, take me out
    Take these wires, burn them out
    Code me to break you, tell me to die
    Take my uranium, let the sparks fly
    Let my power run out
    Take my heart and shut me down

    Shut me down
    Shut me down
---
Track: Synchronize
Directory: synchronize-fansong
Artists:
- Broadway Aradia
Duration: '2:12'
URLs:
- https://seven-lilies.tumblr.com/post/26866607185/synchronize-a-dirk-strider-fansong-lily-well
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXDZhUZ26pA
Lyrics: |-
    Beneath a smoldering sky crisscrossed with veins
    I rise from our ashes and I take the reins
    I won't allow this blood to stain
    I will rise

    I will not let us fall apart
    For what's a prince without his heart
    I'll play it fast I'll play it smart
    Synchronize

    And I'll escape the miles
    And I'll make Roxy smile
    I'll save the day in style

    And we'll survive
    You know if you guys die well that deprives
    Me of my heart and my spirit and my Strider stride
    And I ain't quite willing to lose all that tonight
    So let's fly

    Ship my head over to Jake for our very first kiss
    And I hadn't really planned that to go like this
    The volcano erupts he hears violins
    Lips meet mine

    And I'll escape the miles
    And I'll make Roxy smile
    I'll save the day in style

    And we'll survive
    Because a prince wakes up
    When you tear him apart
    Hurt my friends and break my heart
---
Track: Taureg
Artists:
- Cerulean
Duration: '3:01'
URLs:
- https://altgenstuck.bandcamp.com/track/taureg
---
Track: The Engineer
Artists:
- Aradia Jones
Duration: '3:42'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/aradia-jones/the-engineer-a-dirk-strider-1
Lyrics: |-
    Gears spinning inside your head, silently
    Maybe make a body out of lead if you're ready and
    Lost inside a shell just a little bit proud of your genes
    But blood and breath and bones aren't as helpful as they seem so

    Build yourself a suit of armor
    Encase the heart that still beats fast
    Tighten screws and loosen wires
    And build a soul not made of glass

    It's an easy process if you're not seeing
    Tear yourself apart and pick up all the pieces
    Put 'em all back together with life and hope
    But you lost those 400 years ago

    An easy process if you're not believing
    There's a virus in your system but the trojan is deceiving
    And you find that you'd do anything, anything
    If your heart said go and do anything, oh

    Running throughout every vein, electricity
    And you're running out of fuel but you'll repair yourself at sea
    Talking to the ghost you can barely see
    But they left you all with nothing, but nothing's all you need so

    Build yourself a suit of armor
    Encase the heart that still beats fast
    Tighten screws and loosen wires
    And build a soul not made of glass

    It's an easy process if you're just seeing
    Tear yourself apart and pick up all the pieces
    Put 'em all back together with life and hope
    But you lost those 400 years ago

    An easy process if you're not believing
    There's a virus in your system but the trojan is deceiving
    And you find that you'd do anything, anything
    If your heart said go and do anything

    Well now the record broke, it's your time to shine
    But the gear's are off beat and you forgot the rhyme
    So let's bring it all back, do it one more time

    Gears spinning inside your head, silently
    Running throughout every vein, electricity
    So build yourself a suit of armor
    Encase the heart that still beats fast
    Tighten screws and loosen wires
    And build a soul not made of glass
---
Track: The Paradox Paradigm
Artists:
- Jack McMenamin
Duration: '3:14'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/The%20Paradox%20Paradigm.mp3
---
Track: The Well
Artists: 
- Mathias Ramalho
Duration: '3:48'
URLs:
- https://friendlycoy.bandcamp.com/track/the-well
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjyIoAYbSN4
Commentary: |-
    <i>Mathias Ramalho:</i> (Composer)
    Made for a MSPA-styled, DnD Session, named "Colored Castles"
---
Track: Vacuum Spark
Artists:
- Monckat
Duration: '2:26'
URLs:
- https://monckat.bandcamp.com/track/vacuum-spark
---
Track: Wind Waker
Artists:
- Levc
---
Track: White King
Artists:
- Demographerist
Duration: '2:45'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6NrArPldZo
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
---
Section: From the Cool and New Music Team
---
Track: 暗闇の中の光
Directory: light-in-the-darkness
Artists:
- SplitSuns
Duration: '7:45'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/splitsuns/light-in-the-darkness
Referenced Tracks:
- Voidlight
Commentary: |-
    <i>SplitSuns:</i>
    ...When the hell did I get 100 followers?? I give my thanks to all of you for listening to my shitty music, haha.
    This is one of my tracks for the CaNMT's almost-vaporware all-vaporwave album, CANWAVE 3. In its current iteration it's a take on 2814's sample-free approach to the vapor aesthetic through ambient and techno albums such as 新しい日の誕生 and Rain Temple. It's one of my most complex songs yet and it took a lot of work to make, but the end result is something very awe-inspiring, even to me.
    (Originally this song was a straight-up cover of Voidlight that was much more laid-back and repetitive, but I scrapped it in favor of this version. Maybe I'll upload that old version somewhere along the line.)
---
Track: Doctor's Ringtone (No SFX)
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Duration: 0:30
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctors-ringtone-no-sfx
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
---
Track: Durst
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: '1:29'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRpWt87LS8
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- 'femorafreack: invesetigat'
- track:archagent-everlasting
- The Lemonsnout Turnabout
---
Track: Ebgret
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: '1:26'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRpWt87LS8?&t=90
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:penumbra-phantasm
- Doctor
- First Contact
- Harlequin
---
Track: Higher
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: '1:54'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hrtEsTfnuU?&t=185
Referenced Tracks:
- Skies of Skaia
- Endless Climb
- Land of Quartz and Melody
---
Track: its time
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Duration: 0:42
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-time
---
Track: Monody
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: '2:47'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRpWt87LS8?&t=340
Referenced Tracks:
- Harlequin
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
---
Track: saoidfisd
Artists:
- Gordian
Duration: '3:52'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/saoidfisd
Referenced Tracks:
- track:when-you-are-old-canwc
- Ground Theme (Super Mario Bros.)
- track:penumbra-phantasm
---
Track: Searching the Desert for Chiptunes
# Unreleased Cool and New Music Team track, only released in vaporwave form
# (as "Searching the Internet for Radiation")
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '1:12'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Searching%20the%20Desert%20For%20Chiptunes.mp3
---
Track: timeshit
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: 0:55
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/timeshit
Referenced Tracks:
- its time
---
Track: Unintentional Anime (Piano Version)
Artists:
- dbnet18
Duration: '3:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-anime-piano-version
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oKi4oxr2KU
Referenced Tracks:
- track:unintentional-touhou
---
Track: when you are old
Directory: when-you-are-old-canwc
Artists:
- Kal-la-kal-la
Duration: '1:55'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/when-you-are-old
Referenced Tracks:
- timeshit
- track:when-you-are-old
Lyrics: |-
    When you are old and grey and full of sleep
    And nodding by the fire, take down this book
    And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
    Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep

    How many loved your moments of glad grace
    And loved your beauty with love false or true
    But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you
    And loved the sorrows of your changing face

    And bending down beside the glowing bars
    Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
    And paced upon the mountains overhead
    And hid his face amid a crowd of stars
---
Section: From the Paradox Music Team
---
Track: All Alone
Artists:
- Rainy
Duration: '4:17'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/all-alone
---
Track: Blankest Stare
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '3:06'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/blankest-stare
---
Track: D--> Break the Bow
Artists:
- Baleish
Duration: '3:33'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucxp9CZWEdI
---
Track: Brobot Scrimmage
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Contributors:
- Funk McLovin (trumpets)
Duration: '2:16'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/brobot-scrimmage
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBic0tJpok
Referenced Tracks:
- track:heir-of-grief-collide
---
Track: Distortion Navigator
Artists:
- Baleish
Duration: '4:14'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y-MXug_oA4
---
Track: Dwelling Among the Dream Bubbles
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '3:03'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/dwelling-among-the-dream-bubbles
---
Track: Fate of the Heir
Artists:
- Rowyn Berlan
Duration: '2:39'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/fate-of-the-heir
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrwpRVvPaKk
Referenced Tracks:
- The Blind Prophet
---
Track: Gentle Heat
Artists:
- Braiden Brian
Duration: '2:57'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/gentle-heat
Referenced Tracks:
- Darling Dolorosa
---
Track: Good Morning, Dirk
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:09'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/good-morning-dirk
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tozc5YQFpW4
---
Track: Heart Beat
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:49'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/heart-beat
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj_gN138rd4
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moonsetter
- Dark Necessities
Sampled Tracks:
- Starsky & Hutch
Lyrics: |-
    (Maybe there's something we can do to make your stay a little more comfortable. Nice transistor radio for your cell maybe?)
    (No.)
    (How about a TV?)
    (Tell you what. I do like your blond friend here. Lemme see your belly button.)
    (Wh-no. What— let's go, come on.)
    (Noooo, nononono!) (No, listen— no, no! I'm not gonna—)
    (Oh, eureka!)
---
Track: Jittery Optimist
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:13'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/jittery-optimist
Sampled Tracks:
- them meows
---
Track: Miasmic Decay
Artists:
- Rowyn Berlan
Duration: '3:34'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvmxWizEJNM
---
Track: More Real than Kraft Mayo
Artists:
- FrostyMac
Duration: '2:21'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_-P6O_n1co
---
Track: 'NV: Strife'
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '1:28'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/user-471799957/nv-strife
---
Track: Rematch
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:15'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/rematch
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3MhvkhUXz8
---
Track: Snowfall
Artists:
- Rainy
Duration: '6:25'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/snowfall
Referenced Tracks:
- Diamond Dust
---
Track: Spritely Gardener
Artists:
- Rainy
Duration: '3:41'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOyg1dtrTgI
Referenced Tracks:
- Jadesprite
- Blue Atom
- Softly
---
Track: Temporal Virtuoso
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:29'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GalZ7f-Sc2o
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- Time on My Side
---
Track: Vexation
Artists:
- Rowyn Berlan
Duration: '3:40'
URLs:
- https://potatoboss.bandcamp.com/track/vexation
---
Track: Wanderlust
Artists:
- Gordian
Duration: '3:52'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/realbillwatterson/wander-f
Lyrics: |-
    Sometimes I think about the stars
    And Mercury and Mars
    Knowin' I'll get to go someday
    But then they finally come around
    So high above the ground
    And the feeling goes away
    I used to wait for something more
    To walk in through the door
    Something I never thought I'd do
    I guess I figured that by now
    I'd have some kind of plan
    Really the opposite is true
    And it doesn't matter just how long
    That the dream is s'posed to be
    Cause I wanna wake up anyway
    If they knew what I could do
    The things that I've been through
    They wouldn't make me have to stay
    Running away from all my fears
    And stopping all the tears
    Things I was never meant to do
    I hope you'll understand someday
    I can't afford to stay
    Clearly my waiting days are through
    And it doesn't matter just how long
    That the dream is s'posed to be
    Cause I wanna wake up anyway
    If they knew what I could do
    The things that I've been through
    They wouldn't make me have to stay

    Look out the window at the stars
    And through the iron bars
    Looks like the sky is turning blue
    I know what people always say
    No one's made it all the way
    I'm starting to think it might be true
    And it doesn't matter just how long
    That the dream is s'posed to be
    Cause I wanna wake up anyway
    If they knew what I could do
    And the shit that I've been through
    They wouldn't make me have to stay
    And it doesn't matter just how long
    That the dream was s'posed to be
    Cause I had to wake up anyway
---
Track: Windwielder
Artists:
- Baleish
Duration: '4:35'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwwOH0qy9o
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
---
Section: From Ophiuchus (Full Suite)
---
Track: The Lime Muse
Artists:
- WarxTron
Duration: '4:46'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FJZV2S-nFM
- https://soundcloud.com/user-98942170/ophiuchus-pt-1-the-lime-muse
Commentary: |-
    <i>Warxtron:</i>
    The first part of a planned long song about Calliope and Caliborn im making. Yes, a Homestuck song after a long time! Enjoy,
---
Track: The Blood Lord
Artists:
- WarxTron
Contributors:
- salex_r3kt (Shreddage samples)
Duration: '6:16'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wejrFBPpv-U
- https://soundcloud.com/user-98942170/ophiuchus-pt-2-the-blood-lord
Commentary: |-
    <i>Warxtron:</i>
    Finished Caliborn's part for Ophiuchus. This one took a while to finish, thanks a lot to salex_rekt for the Shreddage samples! Hope you enjoy.
---
Track: Spacetime Subjugation
Artists:
- WarxTron
Duration: '4:19'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw62tb-ShB0
- https://soundcloud.com/user-98942170/ophiuchus-pt-3-spacetime-bloodshed
Commentary: |-
    <i>Warxtron:</i>
    Third part's here! We're getting close to the end. Hope you enjoy!
---
Track: Takeover / Havoc
Artists:
- WarxTron
- David Ellis (Takeover / Havoc organ solo)
- Fabricio Podestá (Takeover / Havoc guitar solo)
Duration: '8:41'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALE9JRGjkxA
- https://soundcloud.com/user-98942170/ophiuchus-pt-4-takeover-havoc-ft-david-ellis-a-lunatics-daydream
Commentary: |-
    <i>Warxtron:</i>
    It is finally here, the fourth part of Ophiuchus, featuring the amazing David Ellis from Homestuck's Music Team on the Hammond Organ and my friend Fabricio Podestá  on electric guitar. Im really proud of this song, probably my best so far. Hope you enjoy!!

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UwPROFqghs">David Ellis recording the organ solo</a>
---
Track: Spirals (Including Illusions of Freedom)
Artists:
- WarxTron
Duration: '4:58'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Clh1iwNMeE
- https://soundcloud.com/user-98942170/ophiuchus-final-part-spirals-including-illusions-of-freedom
Commentary: |-
    <i>Warxtron:</i>
    And so finally, Ophiuchus is finished. I've been working on it since march, and now this 28 minute long prog rock homestuck epic is done. I had a lot of fun writing all this parts, although it's been quite hard sometimes. You can expect more prog rock songs like these in the future. Thank you all for listening.