path: root/album/greatest-hits-2.yaml

Album: Greatest Hits 2
Date: July 20, 2017, 12:00:01
Date Added: September 19, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/greatest-hits-2
Cover Artists:
- Sozzay
Art Tags:
- Rose
Wallpaper File Extension: jpg
Wallpaper Artists:
- Sozzay
- Makin (edits for wiki)
Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.6;'
Cover Art File Extension: png
Track Art File Extension: png
Color: '#c6bb61'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    Here's to over a year of cool and new albums. Thanks for sticking with us! 

    Songs with additions and/or revisions include:
    [[track:downwards-greatest-hits-2]]
    [[track:midnight-greatest-hits-2]]
    [[track:meme-voyage-greatest-hits-2]]
    [[track:vegetal-colina-greatest-hits-2]]
    [[track:horizontal-headshot]]
    [[track:enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure-greatest-hits-2]]
    [[track:libera-me-from-bowman-greatest-hits-2]]
    [[track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-greatest-hits-2]]
    [[track:1-through-15-greatest-hits-2]]
    [[track:720x-showdown-combo-greatest-hits-2]]
    [[track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe-greatest-hits-2]]
    [[track:you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title-greatest-hits-2]]

    ---

    Greatest Hits 2 - Limited Run Vinyl
    It's too good to be true! Fall in love with "Cool and New Web Comic - Greatest Hits 2" all over again in this stunning limited edition vinyl collectible. Each purchase comes with a set of all previous Cool and New Music Team album booklets, commentary for each song in "Cool and New Web Comic - Greatest Hits 2", a redeemable digital code for "Cool and New Web Comic - Greatest Hits 2", a 0' x 0' poster of the "Cool and New Web Comic - Greatest Hits 2" cover, signed by all members of the team, a 2-foot scroll with the official Cool and New Music Team Banlist, an original, signed copy of the Track Judging Flowchart, a set of two pillows along with bedsheets previously owned by [[artist:bambosh]] (USED), a fortune cookie with [[artist:ostrichlittledungeon]]'s full name, a functioning [[artist:discfortune]] slot machine replica, one :[[artist:tensei|tensei]]face: baffler, a [[artist:mathias-ramalho]] podcast, a customized USB with a high-quality mp3 of [[track:black-rose-green-sun]] by [[artist:meems]], an exclusive preview to "megalasagna", a DLC season pass, a physical disk copy of Sonic Mania for the Gameboy Advance SP, a written thank-you note from [[artist:no-funny-name]] along with their official note of resignation, and the SECRET TO [[artist:o]]'s IDENTITY!*
    *Purchase is not included with purchase. For more information, contact your family doctor. 
---
Track: Revisit/Rewind
Originally Released As: track:revisit-rewind
Directory: revisit-rewind-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '06:13'
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- John
- Aradia
- Skaia
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/revisit-rewind-2
---
Track: Downwards
Directory: downwards-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:35'
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Germy
- Derse
Referenced Tracks:
- track:downwards
Sampled Tracks:
- track:downwards
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/downwards-2
---
Track: 'Jungle #3'
Originally Released As: track:jungle-3
Directory: jungle-3-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:05'
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Roxy
- Dirk
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
- 'cw: decapitation (abstract)'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jungle-3-2
---
Track: le canrival
Originally Released As: track:le-canrival
Directory: le-canrival-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:12'
Cover Artists:
- Scarodactyl
Art Tags:
- Jaed
- Rose
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Jade
- John
- Dave
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/le-canrival-2
---
Track: Thyme on My Fries
Originally Released As: track:thyme-on-my-fries
Directory: thyme-on-my-fries-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:27'
Cover Artists:
- Ephemerald
Art Tags:
- Jake
- Dirk
- HB
- DD
- Carapacians
- Earth
- Derse
- 'cw: decapitation (abstract)'
- 'cw: blood'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/thyme-on-my-fries-2
---
Track: Midnight
Directory: midnight-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:49'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Spdaes Sleck
- Jack Noir
- Felt Manor
Referenced Tracks:
- track:midnight
Sampled Tracks:
- track:midnight
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-2
---
Track: Ringleader
Originally Released As: track:ringleader
Directory: ringleader-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:07'
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- The Felt
- Felt Manor
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ringleader-2
---
Track: Conflict (Guitarkind)
Originally Released As: track:conflict-guitarkind
Directory: conflict-guitarkind-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '00:53'
Cover Artists:
- avocado
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conflict-guitarkind-2
---
Track: Meme Voyage
Originally Released As: track:meme-voyage
Directory: meme-voyage-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '05:05'
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Hella Jeff
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/meme-voyage-2
---
Track: '{s] coaster: Rise and fall'
Originally Released As: track:s-coaster-rise-and-fall
Directory: s-coaster-rise-and-fall-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:51'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- John
- Dave
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-coaster-rise-and-fall-2
---
Track: Light at the End of the Tunnel
Originally Released As: track:light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel
Directory: light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:32'
Cover Artists:
- Mathias Ramalho
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-2
---
Track: Creatrix
Originally Released As: track:creatrix
Directory: creatrix-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:09'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Frogs
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/creatrix-2
---
Track: dabestep ULTRAMEGAMIX w aditionel drumbs
Originally Released As: track:dabestep-ultramegamix-w-aditionel-drumbs
Directory: dabestep-ultramegamix-w-aditionel-drumbs-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:53'
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Dave
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dabestep-ultramegamix-w-aditionel-drumbs-2
---
Track: Vegetal Colina
Directory: vegetal-colina-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:24'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
Referenced Tracks:
- track:vegetal-colina
Sampled Tracks:
- track:vegetal-colina
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vegetal-colina-2
---
Track: (intractive?) Character Selection Screen
Originally Released As: track:intractive-character-selection-screen
Directory: intractive-character-selection-screen-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:28'
Cover Artists:
- william_
Art Tags:
- MSPA Reader
- Dadd
- Momi
- Hrates Bocars
- Germy
- Jhon
- Dabe
- WQ
- Femorafreack
- Rose
- Jaed
- Hecka Jef
- Jack Noir
- John's dad
- Rose's mom
- HB
- John
- Dave
- Jade
- Hella Jeff
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intractive-character-selection-screen-2
---
Track: It's Bb Major Not A# Major (Because The Song Is In D Minor)
Originally Released As: track:its-bb-major-not-a-major-because-the-song-is-in-d-minor
Directory: its-bb-major-not-a-major-because-the-song-is-in-d-minor-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:49'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-bb-major-not-a-major-because-the-song-is-in-d-minor-2
---
Track: I Miss You
Originally Released As: track:i-miss-you
Directory: i-miss-you-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:15'
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-miss-you-2
---
Track: hors
Originally Released As: track:hors
Directory: hors-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:17'
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Arquiusprite
- Maplehoof
- Horses
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hors-2
---
Track: BLΛNK JIMMEE
Originally Released As: track:blank-jimmee
Directory: blank-jimmee-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:13'
Cover Artists:
- SplitSuns
- Hadron
Art Tags:
- Fresh Jimmy
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bl-nk-jimmee-2
---
Track: Horizontal Headshot
Directory: horizontal-headshot
Duration: '02:50'
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Dirk
Referenced Tracks:
- dick coordinat
- dikr; bring togehter
Sampled Tracks:
- dick coordinat
- dikr; bring togehter
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/horizontal-headshot
---
Track: Dialup
Originally Released As: track:dialup
Directory: dialup-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:13'
Cover Artists:
- william_
Art Tags:
- WQ
- Jhon
- Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite
- Rose
- AR
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dialup-2
---
Track: 'Enter with Caliborn: Destruction Adventure'
Directory: enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '05:34'
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Art Tags:
- Lord English
Referenced Tracks:
- track:enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure
Sampled Tracks:
- track:enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure-2
---
Track: '"Libera me" From Bowman'
Directory: libera-me-from-bowman-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:33'
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Referenced Tracks:
- track:libera-me-from-bowman
Sampled Tracks:
- track:libera-me-from-bowman
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/libera-me-from-bowman-2
---
Track: A Basketball Calamity
Originally Released As: track:a-basketball-calamity
Directory: a-basketball-calamity-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:48'
Cover Artists:
- sylvarn
Art Tags:
- Lil Cal
- Germy
- Ruined Earth
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-basketball-calamity-2
---
Track: Stab - Stab - Stab
Originally Released As: track:stab-stab-stab
Directory: stab-stab-stab-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:55'
Cover Artists:
- bobthetacocat
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stab-stab-stab-2
---
Track: Resend
Originally Released As: track:resend
Directory: resend-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:48'
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- Aradia
- Jhon
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/resend-2
---
Track: Big Bad Beta Kids
Originally Released As: track:big-bad-beta-kids
Directory: big-bad-beta-kids-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '00:33'
Cover Artists:
- Scarodactyl
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Jaed
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Jade
- John
- Dave
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/big-bad-beta-kids-2
---
Track: FairyDust (Vrasky's Theme)
Originally Released As: track:fairydust-vraskys-theme
Directory: fairydust-vraskys-theme-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:52'
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Vriska
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fairydust-vraskys-theme-2
---
Track: Amidst This Mess
Originally Released As: track:amidst-this-mess
Directory: amidst-this-mess-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:08'
Cover Artists:
- william_
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Jhon
- Kanaya
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/amidst-this-mess-2
---
Track: Nightmare Yard
Originally Released As: track:nightmare-yard
Directory: nightmare-yard-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:21'
Cover Artists:
- william_
Art Tags:
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nightmare-yard-2
---
Track: Echo Chamber
Originally Released As: track:echo-chamber
Directory: echo-chamber-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:33'
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/echo-chamber-2
Lyrics: |-
    (When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are— Great Dinner.)

    (Hey, hey, hey, hey...)

    It all could happen...

    Where have you been...

    Where have you been...
---
Track: Starsetter
Originally Released As: track:starsetter
Directory: starsetter-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:19'
Cover Artists:
- SplitSuns
Art Tags:
- Gate
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Dadd
- John
- Dave
- John's dad
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/starsetter-2
---
Track: Endure
Originally Released As: track:endure
Directory: endure-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:59'
Cover Artists:
- Wights End
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Carapacians
- Hella Jeff
- Prospit
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/endure-2
---
Track: 1x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Originally Released As: track:1x-showdown-combo
Directory: 1x-showdown-combo-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:39'
Cover Artists:
- NyashAlex
Art Tags:
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/1x-showdown-combo-2
---
Track: Bowman-o-Matic
Originally Released As: track:bowman-o-matic
Directory: bowman-o-matic-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:53'
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Vriska
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-o-matic-2
Lyrics: |-
    It's a Michael Bowman Remix!

    (Bbbbbbbb-bo bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman)
    (Bo b-bo bo bo b-b-bo Bo-o-owman)
    (Bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman)
    (Bobo b-bo b-bo bbbb b-bbbbbbbbbb...)

    I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850
    Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be
    720, 720
    700, hundred, 20, 20

    (Sorry caller, you're gonna have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off my brother!)
    Michael Bowman
    (That's hilarious! Pittsburgh!)
    (Well let's start with the obvious, that's a curious situation!)

    A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S
    A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
    Lotta money

    B O R E D 
    Let's have backyard
    B O R E D
    Let's have fun!

    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    I'm thinking of a number between my
    Buttocks
---
Track: Nakkin' Ned's Nice Naks
Originally Released As: track:nakkin-neds-nice-naks
Directory: nakkin-neds-nice-naks-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:22'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Consorts
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nakkin-neds-nice-naks-2
Lyrics: |-
    (Nak x413)

    (MONEYYYYY) (Here we go, money talks) (HERE COMES THE MONEY)
    (UH OH, DID SOMEONE SAY KNAAAAAAAAAAAA...)
---
Track: Fighting Spirit ~Double Ascended Form~
Directory: fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:19'
Cover Artists:
- trip
- Scarodactyl
Art Tags:
- Femorafreack
- Hecka Jef
- Germy
- Hella Jeff
- 'cw: cops'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form
- Plague
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Sampled Tracks:
- track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-2
---
Track: Nobody kn"o"ws
Originally Released As: track:nobody-knows
Directory: nobody-knows-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:58'
Cover Artists:
- Ephemerald
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Hella Jeff
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nobody-knows-2
---
Track: Aura of Colour
Originally Released As: track:aura-of-colour
Directory: aura-of-colour-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:43'
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Rose
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aura-of-colour-2
---
Track: Moshi Finds a(n) NES
Originally Released As: track:moshi-finds-a-nes
Directory: moshi-finds-an-nes-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:11'
Cover Artists:
- bobthetacocat
- Ephemerald
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-finds-a-n-nes
---
Track: Two master classes, a knife enthusiast, and a green dude walk into a bar.
Originally Released As: track:two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar
Directory: two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '05:44'
Cover Artists:
- Sozzay
Art Tags:
- Lord English
- Rose
- Jack Noir
- Hecka Jef
- Hella Jeff
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar-2
---
Track: Rolla Coasta Tycoon
Originally Released As: track:rolla-coasta-tycoon
Directory: rolla-coasta-tycoon-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '00:45'
Cover Artists:
- Wights End
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rolla-coasta-tycoon-2
---
Track: 1 Through 15
Directory: 1-through-15-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:31'
Cover Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Art Tags:
- Lord English
Referenced Tracks:
- track:1-through-15
Sampled Tracks:
- track:1-through-15
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/1-through-15-2
---
Track: How Jack And Calliope Ran Away From An Imaginary Planet Together While Arguing About Whether It Really Did Exist Or Not
Originally Released As: track:how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away
Directory: how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:11'
Cover Artists:
- Linkslittlefriend
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Caliborn
- Jaed
- Jade
- Prospit
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away-from-an-imaginary-planet-together-while-arguing-about-whether-it-really-did-exist-or-not-2
---
Track: Of Bork and Yifs
Originally Released As: track:of-bork-and-yifs
Directory: of-bork-and-yifs-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:29'
Cover Artists:
- sylvarn
Art Tags:
- Jaed
- Beq
- Jade
- Becquerel
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/of-bork-and-yifs-2
---
Track: 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Directory: 720x-showdown-combo-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '05:36'
Cover Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Art Tags:
- John's nanna
- Jasprose
- John
- Roxy
- Ace Dick
- Lord English
- Meenah
- The Felt
- Karkat
- Jake
- Kanaya
- Kanaya's lusus
- Rose
- Maplehoof
- John's dad
- Jane
- Dave
- Lil Cal
- Terezi
- Dirk
- Vriska
- Davesprite
- Caliborn
- Jack Noir
- Jhon
- Problem Sleuth
- Sweet Bro
- Jade
- HB
- Calliope
- Becquerel
- Sans
- Dabe
- Fresh Jimmy
- Derse
- Ruined Earth
- LoCaH
- Skaia
- Meteor
- LoPaH
Referenced Tracks:
- track:720x-showdown-combo
Sampled Tracks:
- track:720x-showdown-combo
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/720x-showdown-combo-2
Lyrics: |-
    It's the—
    OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD
    OH MY GOD MY GOOOOOD

    (Fool me once.) (Are you kidding me?) (Fool me twice.) [unintelligible] (Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you!) (Oh, nigga!)

    OLÉ!

    GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
    GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

    [Animal Crossing noises]

    C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!)
    C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
    C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!)
    Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)

    So they're finally here, performing for you
    If you know the words, you can join in too
    Put your hands together, if you want to clap
    As we take you through, this monkey rap!

    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!

    When the pimp's in the crib, ma
    Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
    When the pigs try to get at you
    Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot

    Interior crocodile alligator
    I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

    Big dirty stinking bass
    Dirty stinking bass
    Big dirty stinking bass bass bass bass

    X gon' give it to ya (What?)
    Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
    Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real
    With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel
    Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh)
    But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah)

    (READY? GO!)

    (PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!)
    (SHARE STOCK!)

    La-da-da-da-dah
    It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)
    La-da-da-da-dah
    It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)

    [screaming]

    BACK, YARD, FUN!

    It's GameBro!
    When you're out of quarters, he's got your back
    He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact
    Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe
    So, come on, and let's go!

    [Michael Bowman Remix samples set to Megalovania]

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    (I'm—)
---
Track: feeling cool and new
Originally Released As: track:feeling-cool-and-new
Directory: feeling-cool-and-new-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:18'
Cover Artists:
- Sozzay
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feeling-cool-and-new-2
Lyrics: |-
    (I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun.)

    [Sampled vocals from "feeling right" by Moe Shop]

    (I want your everything, every single part of you)
    (If you think you can fuck with me, you're going to lose)
    (I want to taste your love, anything you want to do)
    (And I'll kill you if you try to run, you're mine and mine alone)

    [Heavily glitched]
    (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do)
    (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do)

    (Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some real stuff? Nah, I like memes. Alright.)
---
Track: Excess Express
Originally Released As: track:excess-express
Directory: excess-express-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:14'
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/excess-express-2
---
Track: Despoiled Dunes
Originally Released As: track:despoiled-dunes
Directory: despoiled-dunes-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:09'
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Art Tags:
- WV
- Ruined Earth
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/despoiled-dunes-2
---
Track: Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe)
Directory: welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:02'
Cover Artists:
- Thinking Suit
Art Tags:
- Rose
Referenced Tracks:
- track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe
- Diners, Drive-ins and Dives Theme Song
Sampled Tracks:
- track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe
- Diners, Drive-ins and Dives Theme Song
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe-2
---
Track: o's sekret spageti
Originally Released As: track:os-sekret-spageti
Directory: os-sekret-spageti-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:40'
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/os-sekret-spageti-2
Lyrics: |-
    Look
    If you had one shot or one opportunity
    To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
    Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
    There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
    To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
    What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
    He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
    He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
    The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow
    Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
    There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
    Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
    His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
    He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
    When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
    Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody
    Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and

    You better lose yourself in the music
    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
    You better lose yourself in the music
    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
    You better

    His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
    This world is mine for the taking, make me king
    As we move toward a New World Order
    A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
    Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
    Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
    These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
    He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
    God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
    He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
    But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
    These hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
    They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
    He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
    Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
    But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah

    You better lose yourself in the music
    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
    You better lose yourself in the music
    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
    You better

    No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
    Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
    I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
    I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
    But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
    Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
    All the pain inside amplified by the
    Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to-
    Five and I can't provide the right type of life for my family
    'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
    And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
    And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
    Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
    Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
    Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
    Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
    Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
    To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
    Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
    Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
    To go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
    So here I go, it's my shot, feet, fail me not
    This may be the only opportunity that I got

    You better lose yourself in the music
    The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
    You better...

    You can do anything you set your mind to, man
    Mom's Spaghetti-ghetti
    Ghe-ghe-ghetti
    Ghe-ghe-ghetti
    (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...)
    (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...)
    (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...)

    Ghetti
---
Track: licord eternity
Originally Released As: track:licord-eternity
Directory: licord-eternity-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '05:10'
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- Derse
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-eternity-2
---
Track: i absolutely loathe this drummer
Originally Released As: track:i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer
Directory: i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:59'
Cover Artists:
- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer-2
Lyrics: |-
    Kick, snare, kikick snare, kikikick snare kick kick snare (x38)
---
Track: Sunrise
Originally Released As: track:sunrise
Directory: sunrise-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:14'
Cover Artists:
- XenoZane
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunrise-2
---
Track: Bad Credit
Originally Released As: track:bad-credit
Directory: bad-credit-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:38'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bad-credit-2
Lyrics: |-
    (THE PLACE WAS GENSOKYO, THE YEAR WAS 19720)

    I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks
    And that number's not between 450 and 850
    With nothing but greed capturing my heart
    Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score

    Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score
    Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble
    Seven hundred twenty desires denied by
    The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow

    Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid
    An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed
    An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul
    The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes
    I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard
    Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds
    Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core
    I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score

    Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe
    That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy
    Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel
    The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee
    Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright
    As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night
    Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore
    In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score

    I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks
    And that number's not between 450 and 850
    With nothing but greed capturing my heart
    Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score

    Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score
    Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble
    Seven hundred twenty desires denied by
    the embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow

    Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid
    An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed
    An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul
    The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes
    I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard
    Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds
    Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core
    I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score

    Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in
    Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins
    Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared
    From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare
    Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night
    Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight
    My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war
    A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score
---
Track: '[s) rose / jef: strife!'
Originally Released As: track:s-rose-jef-strife
Directory: s-rose-jef-strife-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:16'
Cover Artists:
- sylvarn
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Rose
- Hella Jeff
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-rose-jef-strife-2
---
Track: The Souns of Justis
Originally Released As: track:the-souns-of-justis
Directory: the-souns-of-justis-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:59'
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Femorafreack
- Jhon
- John
- 'cw: cops'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-souns-of-justis-2
Lyrics: |-
    (Stop! You violated the law.)

    (Stop, in the name of the law.)

    (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret.)
---
Track: Savior of a Lot of Money
Originally Released As: track:savior-of-a-lot-of-money
Directory: savior-of-a-lot-of-money-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:34'
Cover Artists:
- Ephemerald
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-a-lot-of-money-2
Lyrics: |-
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman

    Mi-mi-mi-Michael Bo-bo-bowman

    Bo-bowman
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman...

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman...

    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael (Awesome awesome awesome)
    Mi Chael Bow Man

    —i-i-chael Bowman
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman
    Mi— i— i— Ichael Bowman

    Michael
    Bowman
    Is
    Awesome
    Mi-i-i-i-ichael
    Bowman
    Is
    Awesome

    (Bed safe, bed good.)
---
Track: Through Corruption
Originally Released As: track:through-corruption
Directory: through-corruption-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:35'
Cover Artists:
- Wights End
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Prospit
- Derse
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-corruption-2
---
Track: Hurt My Finger
Originally Released As: track:hurt-my-finger
Directory: hurt-my-finger-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:58'
Cover Artists:
- StarlightCalliope
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hurt-my-finger-2
---
Track: Scratching Consequences
Originally Released As: track:scratching-consequences
Directory: scratching-consequences-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:45'
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Doc Scratch
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/scratching-consequences-2
---
Track: Andrew Hussie's Wild Ride
Originally Released As: track:andrew-hussies-wild-ride
Directory: andrew-hussies-wild-ride-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '03:41'
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- AH
- Problem Sleuth
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/andrew-hussies-wild-ride-2
---
Track: She's a D8ddy Lon8 L8gs
Originally Released As: track:shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs
Directory: shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '05:31'
Cover Artists:
- Scarodactyl
Art Tags:
- Vrasky
- Spdaes Sleck
- Dacronian Dignity
- Rubs Juice
- Hrates Bocars
- Jack Noir
- DD
- CD
- HB
- Vriska
- Felt Manor
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs-2
---
Track: Rozepiano
Originally Released As: track:rozepiano
Directory: rozepiano-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:47'
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- Rose
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rozepiano-2
---
Track: Spacetime Starstriker
Originally Released As: track:spacetime-starstriker
Directory: spacetime-starstriker-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '02:18'
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Rose
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacetime-starstriker-2
---
Track: Collision Course (Davepeta's Movement)
Originally Released As: track:collision-course-davepetas-movement
Directory: collision-course-davepetas-movement-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:05'
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Davepeta
- Lil Cal
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/collision-course-davepetas-movement-2
---
Track: you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title)
Directory: you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '05:34'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Jhon
- Rose
- Lord English
- Hella Jeff
- John
Referenced Tracks:
- track:you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title
Sampled Tracks:
- track:you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title-2
---
Track: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING ~~LAST STOP~~
Originally Released As: track:multi-track-drifting-last-stop
Directory: multi-track-drifting-last-stop-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '12:45'
Cover Artists:
- Minkt
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/multi-track-drifting-last-stop-2
Lyrics: |-
    [original lyrics have been preserved for posterity]

    ROUND AND ROUND
    LET THE CITY TURN
    PARTY IN THE HILLS
    WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS
    ROOF ON FIRE
    LET IT BURN
    CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND
    I'M NOT CONCERNED
    LET IT BURN CHAM
    LET IT BURN CHAM
    BURN IN THE BURBS
    NOT CONCERNED
    BURN
    LET IT BURN (BURN)
    NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
    NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
    NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN)
    BURN
    ROUND AND ROUND (BURN)
    ROUND AND ROUND (BURN)
    ROUND AND ROUND (BURN BURN BURN)
    LET IT BURN
    CHAM
    LET IT BURN
    CHAM
    LET IT BURN
    CHAM

    (Trainscriber's note: Train exits the hellish Calarts universe and enters the Real World dimension)

    MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUCKER

    (Trainscriber's note: Train only takes cash and the power of love, most people choose cash)

    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN

    MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT JUST-
    THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
    THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE (of love)
    (MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY) x 8

    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8
    DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 (MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT-JUST) x 8

    (Trainscriber's note: you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.)

    (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE

    (Trainscriber's note: HEY, TRAIN!)

    YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD--CRE CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD

    YOU FEEL THE POWER OF TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN

    THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE

    MONEY MOTHERFUCKER

    (Train crashes, everyone dies)

    Huey Lewis' Ghost: TRAIN
---
Track: 'Rose: Escape'
Originally Released As: track:rose-escape
Directory: rose-escape-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '01:46'
Cover Artists:
- Sozzay
Art Tags:
- Rose
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rose-escape-2
---
Track: 7 GRAND END
Originally Released As: track:7-grand-end
Directory: 7-grand-end-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '09:03'
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Hecka Jef
- Rose
- Kanaya
- Hella Jeff
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/7-grand-end-2
Lyrics: |-
    It's a Kermit the frog remix

    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!

    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!

    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
    Kermit...

    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)

    Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman
    Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman

    Bo-bo-bo-bow (Mayor, mayor)
    Bo-bo-bo-bow (Mayor, mayor)
---
Track: Savior of the Screaming Dead
Originally Released As: track:savior-of-the-screaming-dead
Directory: savior-of-the-screaming-dead-greatest-hits-2
Duration: '04:31'
Cover Artists:
- Griever
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Sweet Bro
- John
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-screaming-dead-2
Lyrics: |-
    (You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state. This is a Super Saiyan. And this. This is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended above a Super Saiyan.) (That ain't Falco!) (Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan 2. Just wait.) (You just—) (Aw.) (That up smash.)

    (I don't like where this is going.) (Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended Saiyan? Is that possible?) (He must be bluffing, I mean what would that make him? Double ascended?) (AND THIS.) (Eh, what's he doing?) (IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!)

    (Happy Feet, wombo combo!) (No, stop it Goku! If you do this now it's going to drain away all the time you have left on Earth!) (That ain't Fal— [screaming] Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Oh! Oh my God, Wombo Combo!)

    (Ngh! It's unreal! How is he generating that much power?) (Oh! Get yo ass whooped!) (What the FUCK was that?) (What the fu—) (What the FUCK, man?) (Wombo Combo!) (Wow!) [unintelligible] (Naw, not yet.) (My freaking dick hurts!) (When— when the set's over.) (My dick hurts!) (Boback's dick is hard!) (Oh my God, we're all a little bit hard.) (Anything to sa—)

    (Stop it! Stop it now Goku!)

    (Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you! I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!) (JoooooooooJo!)

    (Memes. The DNA of the soul.) (It's me, Austin!) (Aw, son of a bitch!) (What??) (It's me, Austin! It was me all along, Austin!) (I'm sorry that took so much longer than the others. But I haven't had much occasion to practice this one. This is what I call a Super Saiyan 3.)