« get me outta code hell

cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml « album - hsmusic-data - Data files for https://hsmusic.wiki - track, album, artist & flash info, etc
summary refs log tree commit diff
path: root/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml
blob: 7ea905e7b1f291ff90c349fe795c39855f5de321 (plain)
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
193
194
195
196
197
198
199
200
201
202
203
204
205
206
207
208
209
210
211
212
213
214
215
216
217
218
219
220
221
222
223
224
225
226
227
228
229
230
231
232
233
234
235
236
237
238
239
240
241
242
243
244
245
246
247
248
249
250
251
252
253
254
255
256
257
258
259
260
261
262
263
264
265
266
267
268
269
270
271
272
273
274
275
276
277
278
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
287
288
289
290
291
292
293
294
295
296
297
298
299
300
301
302
303
304
305
306
307
308
309
310
311
312
313
314
315
316
317
318
319
320
321
322
323
324
325
326
327
328
329
330
331
332
333
334
335
336
337
338
339
340
341
342
343
344
345
346
347
348
349
350
351
352
353
354
355
356
357
358
359
360
361
362
363
364
365
366
367
368
369
370
371
372
373
374
375
376
377
378
379
380
381
382
383
384
385
386
387
388
389
390
391
392
393
394
395
396
397
398
399
400
401
402
403
404
405
406
407
408
409
410
411
412
413
414
415
416
417
418
419
420
421
422
423
424
425
426
427
428
429
430
431
432
433
434
435
436
437
438
439
440
441
442
443
444
445
446
447
448
449
450
451
452
453
454
455
456
457
458
459
460
461
462
463
464
465
466
467
468
469
470
471
472
473
474
475
476
477
478
479
480
481
482
483
484
485
486
487
488
489
490
491
492
493
494
495
496
497
498
499
500
501
502
503
504
505
506
507
508
509
510
511
512
513
514
515
516
517
518
519
520
521
522
523
524
525
526
527
528
529
530
531
532
533
534
535
536
537
538
539
540
541
542
543
544
545
546
547
548
549
550
551
552
553
554
555
556
557
558
559
560
561
562
563
564
565
566
567
568
569
570
571
572
573
574
575
576
577
578
579
580
581
582
583
584
585
586
587
588
589
590
591
592
593
594
595
596
597
598
599
600
601
602
603
604
605
606
607
608
609
610
611
612
613
614
615
616
617
618
619
620
621
622
623
624
625
626
627
628
629
630
631
632
633
634
635
636
637
638
639
640
641
642
643
644
645
646
647
648
649
650
651
652
653
654
655
656
657
658
659
660
661
662
663
664
665
666
667
668
669
670
671
672
673
674
675
676
677
678
679
680
681
682
683
684
685
686
687
688
689
690
691
692
693
694
695
696
697
698
699
700
701
702
703
704
705
706
707
708
709
710
711
712
713
714
715
716
717
718
719
720
721
722
723
724
725
726
727
728
729
730
731
732
733
734
735
736
737
738
739
740
741
742
743
744
745
746
747
748
749
750
751
752
753
754
755
756
757
758
759
760
761
762
763
764
765
766
767
768
769
770
771
772
773
774
775
776
777
778
779
780
781
782
783
784
785
786
787
788
789
790
791
792
793
794
795
796
797
798
799
800
801
802
803
804
805
806
807
808
809
810
811
812
813
814
815
816
817
818
819
820
821
822
823
824
825
826
827
828
829
830
831
832
833
834
835
836
837
838
839
840
841
842
843
844
845
846
847
848
849
850
851
852
853
854
855
856
857
858
859
860
861
862
863
864
865
866
867
868
869
870
871
872
873
874
875
876
877
878
879
880
881
882
883
884
885
886
887
888
889
890
891
892
893
894
895
896
897
898
899
900
901
902
903
904
905
906
907
908
909
910
911
912
913
914
915
916
917
918
919
920
921
922
923
924
925
926
927
928
929
930
931
932
933
934
935
936
937
938
939
940
941
942
943
944
945
946
947
948
949
950
951
952
953
954
955
956
957
958
959
960
961
962
963
964
965
966
967
968
969
970
971
972
973
974
975
976
977
978
979
980
981
982
983
984
985
986
987
988
989
990
991
992
993
994
995
996
997
998
999
1000
1001
1002
1003
1004
1005
1006
1007
1008
1009
1010
1011
1012
1013
1014
1015
1016
1017
1018
1019
1020
1021
1022
1023
1024
1025
1026
1027
1028
1029
1030
1031
1032
1033
1034
1035
1036
1037
1038
1039
1040
1041
1042
1043
1044
1045
1046
1047
1048
1049
1050
1051
1052
1053
1054
1055
1056
1057
1058
1059
1060
1061
1062
1063
1064
1065
1066
1067
1068
1069
1070
1071
1072
1073
1074
1075
1076
1077
1078
1079
1080
1081
1082
1083
1084
1085
1086
1087
1088
1089
1090
1091
1092
1093
1094
1095
1096
1097
1098
1099
1100
1101
1102
1103
1104
1105
1106
1107
1108
1109
1110
1111
1112
1113
1114
1115
1116
1117
1118
1119
1120
1121
1122
1123
1124
1125
1126
1127
1128
1129
1130
1131
1132
1133
1134
1135
1136
1137
1138
1139
1140
1141
1142
1143
1144
1145
1146
1147
1148
1149
1150
1151
1152
1153
1154
1155
1156
1157
1158
1159
1160
1161
1162
1163
1164
1165
1166
1167
1168
1169
1170
1171
1172
1173
1174
1175
1176
1177
1178
1179
1180
1181
1182
1183
1184
1185
1186
1187
1188
1189
1190
1191
1192
1193
1194
1195
1196
1197
1198
1199
1200
1201
1202
1203
1204
1205
1206
1207
1208
1209
1210
1211
1212
1213
1214
1215
1216
1217
1218
1219
1220
1221
1222
1223
1224
1225
1226
1227
1228
1229
1230
1231
1232
1233
1234
1235
1236
1237
1238
1239
1240
1241
1242
1243
1244
1245
1246
1247
1248
1249
1250
1251
1252
1253
1254
1255
1256
1257
1258
1259
1260
1261
1262
1263
1264
1265
1266
1267
1268
1269
1270
1271
1272
1273
1274
1275
1276
1277
1278
1279
1280
1281
1282
1283
1284
1285
1286
1287
1288
1289
1290
1291
1292
1293
1294
1295
1296
1297
1298
1299
1300
1301
1302
1303
1304
1305
1306
1307
1308
1309
1310
1311
1312
1313
1314
1315
1316
1317
1318
1319
1320
1321
1322
1323
1324
1325
1326
1327
1328
1329
1330
1331
1332
1333
1334
1335
1336
1337
1338
1339
1340
1341
1342
1343
1344
1345
1346
1347
1348
1349
1350
1351
1352
1353
1354
1355
1356
1357
1358
1359
1360
1361
1362
1363
1364
1365
1366
1367
1368
1369
1370
1371
1372
1373
1374
1375
1376
1377
1378
1379
1380
1381
1382
1383
1384
1385
1386
1387
1388
1389
1390
1391
1392
1393
1394
1395
1396
1397
1398
1399
1400
1401
1402
1403
1404
1405
1406
1407
1408
1409
1410
1411
1412
1413
1414
1415
1416
1417
1418
1419
1420
1421
1422
1423
1424
1425
1426
1427
1428
1429
1430
1431
1432
1433
1434
1435
1436
1437
1438
1439
1440
1441
1442
1443
1444
1445
1446
1447
1448
1449
1450
1451
1452
1453
1454
1455
1456
1457
1458
1459
1460
1461
1462
1463
1464
1465
1466
1467
1468
1469
1470
1471
1472
1473
1474
1475
1476
1477
1478
1479
1480
1481
1482
1483
1484
1485
1486
1487
1488
1489
1490
1491
1492
1493
1494
1495
1496
1497
1498
1499
1500
1501
1502
1503
Album: cool and new voulem.1
Date: July 2, 2016
Date Added: January 1, 2023
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Banner Artists:
- Niklink
Banner Dimensions: 1100x100
Banner File Extension: png
Cover Art File Extension: png
Track Art File Extension: png
Color: '#00aaff'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-voulem-1
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-83ChRnD8Q4YLA7rCAHC7A
Directory: cool-and-new-voulem1
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- Dabe
- Jaed
- Hecka Jef
- Dadd
- Femorafreack
- Beq
- John
- Dave
- Jade
- Hella Jeff
- John's dad
- Becquerel
- Squiddles
- Skaia
Additional Files:
- Title: Bandcamp Banner
  Files:
  - banner.png
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    i'ts album fro cool and new web comic
    its the 1th one

    <i>Niklink:</i>
    There's so much to be said about the absurd trajectory of the Cool and New Music Team, but I'll try to keep it short.

    After the release of the incredible [[album:homestuck-vol-10]], which was a sort of epitaph to the official music team, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWqqikd6S0">a Q&A stream was held with the musicians</a>. There was a bittersweet tinge to it, not just because of Homestuck's recent ending, but because they reflected on their artistic trajectories and how they had been musical amateurs that had been able to refine and hone their skill through the comic's run. To me at least they had always felt like inimitable performers, even if I'd always aspired to be as good as them or as the high-quality fan music that was being made at the time. But their encouraging talk about how they had progressed as artists over the years led to an idea formed right there, in the livestream chat. Why not make our <i>own</i> music team?
    
    A music team on our own terms, expressly as a practice vehicle, to create and release music without a care in the world as to whether it was good or bad or terrible? No shame, no hesitation, just for the hell of making Homestuck fanmusic, and maybe improving along the way. Cool and New Web Comic's popular but low-quality presentation was a natural fit. And the response was massive. It turned out many people felt the same way, or simply wanted to see what all the noise was about.

    Only two weeks later, the newly-created Cool and New Music Team released a 50-track album. This is that album.

    <i>Ngame:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e2NvlY9oc">Community listening stream w/ chat</a>)
---
Track: Cascante
Duration: '3:05'
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Ahnock
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascante
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGU4RdvhkrM
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
- Cascade
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
- Shave and a Haircut
---
Track: Harlecoaster
Duration: '0:56'
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlecoaster-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e321TR0d4A
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
Referenced Tracks:
- track:harlequin
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: FLARERERERERERERE
Duration: '1:29'
Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flarerererererere
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni-iCX4neDw
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Dabe
- Dave
- Derse
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    The only piece of Homestuck fanmusic I had ever completed was this <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AxgMI6451M">Famitracker remix of Flare</a>, but since at the time we were fully committing to the 'shitty music' idea, and a straight up transcription of a Homestuck track isn't particularly CaNWC-ish anyways, I ran it through a bunch of filters. Just to make sure no one accidentally liked it.
---
Track: Showtime (piano a fine)
Duration: '3:32'
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/showtime-piano-a-fine
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndLaFO1wQR8
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
- LoWaS
- blood (abstract)
Referenced Tracks:
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
- track:its-showtime
- Für Elise
---
Track: Spacesplore
Duration: '1:42'
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacesplore
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo2fTp6sfxU
Art Tags:
- Ruined Earth
Referenced Tracks:
- track:explore
- Space Jam
- track:showtime-original-mix
Sampled Tracks:
- Space Jam
---
Track: justice must be a serve
Duration: '1:42'
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Vriska Did Nothing Wrong
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Femorafreack
- Jaed
- John
- Dave
- Jade
- cops
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/justice-must-be-a-serve
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff7sA5UFc5M
Referenced Tracks:
- Post-Apocalyptic Fedora
---
Track: Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix)
Duration: '7:20'
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- Ngame
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQrAPxeKFKM
Referenced Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- Meet the Flintstones
- radiation is now on youtube
Sampled Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
- Texas History
- Bumper To Bumper
- Will, The Responstable Constable
- Sunburn
- Backyard Fun
- Rollercoaster Tycoon Theme
- Falling For Ghosts
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- Good Cop Red Cop
- Michael Bowman Remix
- Meet the Flintstones
- radiation is now on youtube
- Snake Eyes
Art Tags:
- Snowman
Lyrics: |-
    (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)

    (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)

    BOO, BOO, here come de ghost
    And de voodoo priest from de skeleton coast
    Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat, y'all be stomping your feet
    'Cause I'm sugarcane sweet with a Kingston beat

    WHOA-OA-OA-OA watch out, here come de ghoul
    I be spittin' out rhyme while you playing de fool
    I'm a treetop masta, dat dance all rasta
    Going back to de island for de sticky-sweet ganja

    (I'm THINKING of a number. Between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720. I'm THINKING of a number. Between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It happens to be 720. Which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number I'm thinking. Is between 450 and 850.)

    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning
    Those colorful enchanting little specks
    They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning
    In a way they never do when I eat Chex

    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin'
    I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap
    They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin
    And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap

    Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation
    They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet
    I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation
    And murder every other breakfast treat

    And the gallows will sway through the night
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    All cereals bow down in fright
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Sycophants and cowards flee
    From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Captain Crunch on bended knee
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

    The balance of the world's askew
    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Promise revolutions new
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    What cereal 'mongst other things
    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Stays crunchy in the blood of kings?
    It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

    (My compulsive masturbation, Sullivan! You and me, and my erectile dysfunction, Sullivan! Then I paint all the surfaces of the eggs, Sullivan! It's a mirror collage, Sullivan! DETROIT! THE PASTA CITY! The place was Russia. The year, was 1917. You're under arrest! Just kidding! I now have two complete sets of human teeth
    in
    side
    my
    head.)

    Bow, man
    Mimimichael (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
    Bo-bobo-bobo-bowman (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
    I-i-is (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
    Mi-chael-Bow-man...

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)

    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD FUN!

    (I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox!)

    (That was the plan, to give you a— seven hundred and twenty— and you got one. Boner.)
---
Track: licord nacrasty
Duration: '2:14'
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-nacrasty
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU0ZSiMxmtI
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- Oppa Toby Style
- 'Title (Uwol: Quest for Money)'
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Dacronian Dignity
- Rubs Juice
- Hrates Bocars
- Germy
- Dabe
- Derse
- DD
- CD
- HB
- Dave
---
Track: Archagent Everlasting
Duration: '2:07'
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/archagent-everlasting
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh7t7vQbu1I
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- Cascade (Beta)
- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
Sampled Tracks:
- midnight crew?
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Jhon
- Dabe
- John
- Dave
Lyrics: |-
    (GRAVEYARD STUFFERS)

    (Make her a member of the Midnight Crew...)
---
Track: X - V A P O R - R O M
Duration: '1:07'
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/x-v-a-p-o-r-r-o-m
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLSSkUUFTrw
Referenced Tracks:
- XROM
Directory: x-vapor-rom
Art Tags:
- AH
---
Track: Penumbra Phat
Duration: '0:34'
Artists:
- Putnam
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phat
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slzlSKz6snE
Referenced Tracks:
- Penumbra Phantasm
---
Track: MoonShitter
Duration: '2:18'
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonshitter
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaHsS5TfotY
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- Germy
- Earth
- decapitation (abstract)
---
Track: 'JHON: RICE'
Duration: '1:28'
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-rice
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzSwjlCZiLw
Referenced Tracks:
- Savior of the Waking World
- 'The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy - Title Theme/Ending'
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- LoWaS
- John
---
Track: sonflapper
Duration: '1:00'
Artists:
- Peachy Peter
Cover Artists:
- johnjammin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sonflapper
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PYf4khxFKw
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunslammer
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- John
- Dave
---
Track: turnways lurker
Duration: '2:16'
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Cover Artists:
- Aris Martinian
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/turnways-lurker
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdwlMagl4Sk
Referenced Tracks:
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Penumbra Phantasm
- English
- Flare
- track:explore
- Unite Synchronization
- Stronger Than You
Lyrics: |-
    (Never gonna give you up)
    (Never gonna let you down)
    (Never gonna run around and desert you)
    (Never gonna make you cry)
    (Never gonna say goodbye)
    (Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you)
    (Never gonna give you up)
    (Never gonna let you down)
    (Never gonna run around and desert you)
    (Never gonna make you cry)
    (Never gonna say goodbye)
    (Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you)

    Ooooooh, give you up
    Ooooooh, give you up
    Ooooooh, give you up (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
    Ooooooh, give you up (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
---
Track: Anthem
Duration: '1:27'
Artists:
- No Funny Name
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anthem
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck
Directory: anthem-canv1
Commentary: |-
    <i>No Funny Name:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg">Video of the track being 'recorded live', as it were.</a>)

    <i>Niklink:</i>
    It's depressingly common for collaborative fandom albums to run into trouble getting art delivered for all their tracks in time. I don't really blame them, drawing is hard enough without knowing that it's probably going to be playing second fiddle to the music anyways. But nevertheless I knew I could phone this one in without any artistic skill, so I took it off the un-arted song pile. The secret is: there's actually an online tool that generates Minecraft logo-style text.
Lyrics: |-
    (Um, hi. I've made a uh, piece of fanmusic for the um... new and cool webcomic, as you can see it's um, made in... Minecraft. I um, a— a bit about the piece, I um, sort of imagined it as being a um, theme song for the... entire you know, story um, oh I guess the um, word "Anthem" describes that. I guess I'll call it "Anthem" then... yeah let's um, play.)

    (Alright um, you can probably still hear me and that would interrupt the um, music, I'll mute myself... yeah.)

    (I um... hope you enjoyed my music. Yeah, bye.)
---
Track: Three in the Medley
Duration: '3:58'
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-medley
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJtJAFaaCtg
Referenced Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
- track:three-in-the-morning-rj
- track:explore
- track:aggrieve
- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
Art Tags:
- Jade
---
Track: Unity of Thorns
Duration: '2:12'
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unity-of-thorns
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2om7yjI7nF0
Art Tags:
- blood (abstract)
---
Track: Hankage Fantazumu
Duration: '1:53'
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hankage-fantazumu
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6px46mr4C1k
Referenced Tracks:
- track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm
Art Tags:
- Jade
Lyrics: |-
    (The vocals are purportedly parts of Damara's dialogue run through Vocaloid, with syllables cut out to match the song. Sorry I don't have actual lyrics for you.)
---
Track: i am sititng in a buttock
Duration: '7:20'
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-sititng-in-a-buttock
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9AV9vgGJO8
Referenced Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
Lyrics: |-
    I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? The number I’m thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It’s between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that’s between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It’s my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and grab it for me? I’m thinking that it’s seven hundred and twenty, and that it’s between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and grab it? It’s a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and get it? I’m thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between my buttocks. Won’t you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number is between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it’s between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number that could save you a lot of money. It’s between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot of money between my buttocks! But I’m thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four fifty and eight fifty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Fortunately, seven hundred and twenty is this number, because it is between four hundred and fifty and eight hundred and fifty. But I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be between my buttocks, and it could save you a lot of money. The higher this number between my buttocks is, the more money it could save you! I’m thinking of a number though, that is between my buttocks. It is still seven hundred and twenty. Won’t you reach in and grab seven hundred and twenty for me? Don’t grab four fifty or eight fifty, as these are the two extremes. These are not my free credit score. My free credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but I’m thinking that you can reach in and grab it because it is between my buttocks. The number between my buttocks happens to be, well, I’m thinking that it’s seven hundred and twenty. But I could be wrong. Because your number could be anywhere between four fifty and eight fifty. I’m THINKING of a number...
---
Track: can you give me a HAND
Duration: '2:35'
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/can-you-give-me-a-hand
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AZ556Deeb8
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
- track:showtime-original-mix
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Jack Noir
- John
---
Track: Usurp
Duration: '1:44'
Artists:
- flagellumVagueness
Cover Artists:
- Discfortune
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/usurp
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0koQxAoc2Ik
Referenced Tracks:
- track:explore
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
Art Tags:
- Jaed
- Beq
- WQ
- Prospit
- Jade
- Becquerel
---
Track: a color this shirt also comes in
Duration: '2:28'
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-color-this-shirt-also-comes-in
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k-L_dQBVro
Referenced Tracks:
- track:black
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
---
Track: fun cat song :3 :3
Duration: '1:05'
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fun-cat-song-3-3
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqjyjXP-gPg
Referenced Tracks:
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
Directory: fun-cat-song
Art Tags:
- Jaspers
- LoLaR
---
Track: Completely Delusional
Duration: '2:26'
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/completely-delusional
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKgGAsAqQxs
Referenced Tracks:
- Black Rose / Green Sun
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Jaspers
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Dadd
- John
- Dave
- John's dad
---
Track: upp word(s) movmeant (Fanon Edit)
Duration: '3:47'
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Contributors:
- Pipko Fanfare (Drums)
- Ngame (Drums)
- Minish (Kazoos)
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upp-word-s-movmeant-fanon-edit
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxwFqTec88
Referenced Tracks:
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- Descend
- Snow halation
- Gangnam Style
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Meet the Flintstones
- track:the-baby-is-you
- Michael Bowman Remix
- HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Sampled Tracks:
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- Descend
- Snow halation
- Gangnam Style
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Meet the Flintstones
- 7 GRAND DAD but not the song but the actual meme origin
- track:the-baby-is-you
- track:bowman-remix
- HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- 'SHOUTOUTS TO SIMPLEFLIPS VINESAUCE JERMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmK98ehX6rc'
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Dave
Lyrics: |-
    Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi (<i>This feeling, it's strange, isn't it?</i>)
    Sora kara futte kita mitai (<i>It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky</i>)
    Tokubetsu na kisetsu no iro ga (<i>The color of this special season</i>)
    Tokimeki wo miseru yo (<i>Fills me with excitement</i>)

    Hajimete deatta toki kara (<i>From the moment we met</i>)
    Yokan ni sawagu kokoro no Melody (<i>The melody of my heart has been ringing with premonitions</i>)
    Tomerarenai tomaranai naze (<i>It can’t be stopped, it won’t be stopped— why?</i>)

    Todokete setsuna sa ni wa (<i>Ring out</i>)
    Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation" (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>)
    Omoi ga kasanaru made (<i>I can’t wait for our feelings to resonate</i>)
    Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou (<i>It’s frustrating, but it’s a pure-hearted devotion called love</i>)

    Opopopop, Op— Opopopop, Op— Opop, Op— Opop Opopopopop
    Opopopop Op Op Op Op, Oppa Gangnam Style!

    (I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty. I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my free credit score.)

    (GRAND DAD!)

    Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies [Babeatboxing]
    Wahoo!

    Michael Bowman
    Michael Bowman

    Bowman, Bowman, Bowman, Bowman
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    namwoB leahciM Michael Bowman

    (I'M- I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK. KARKAT THE- THE HOMESTUCK MA- TH- THE GUY FROM HOMESTUCK YEAH THA- YEAH THA- THA- THAT GUY. I'M KARKAT- YOUR FAVORITE U- UNDERTALE.)

    (I'M KAR KAT.)

    Todokete setsuna sa ni wa (TELL YOUR MOM YOU WANNA MOVE OUT, JUST- I'M KARKAT, HEY UH-)
    Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"
    Omoi ga kasanaru made (I'M KARKAT Y-YOUR FAVORITE- I'M-I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK I'M UNDERTALE)
    Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou (MY NAME IS KARKAT LISTEN, TO THIS-)

    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Todokete setsuna sa ni wa)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation")
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Omoi ga kasanaru made)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)

    (Shoutouts to Simpleflips, fuck!)
---
Track: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Duration: '1:01'
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJUlEV-Rytg
Art Tags:
- Sweet Bro
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    This is just a SBaHJ panel with a bunch of filters run over it like a steamroller. I was aiming to emphasize the resemblance to 'The Scream'. I don't even remember what I did to that poor SBaHJ panel at this point, but I'm sure those emotions made their way into the final product.
---
Track: rolercoasteng in SPACE!??!??
Duration: '2:48'
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rolercoasteng-in-space
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_peXrXc53U
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Space Jam
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>    
    When [[artist:o]] sent in his 'songs' in a surprise show of appreciation for our musical efforts, I immediately nabbed the art spots for them, because I wanted the 'honor', I guess. In any case, I'd say my skill at creating track art was roughly on par with o's skill at creating music, so I guess it worked out fine. You just don't get that kind of rail wobbliness from a lesser artist, you know.
Lyrics: |-
    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright

    Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
    Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

    Hey you, watcha gonna do
    Hey you, watcha gonna do
    Hey you, watcha gonna do
    Hey you, watcha gonna do

    Party people in the house let's go
    It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
    Pass that thing and watch me flex
    Behind my back, you know what's next

    To the jam, all in your face
    Wassup (Wassup), just feel the bass
    Drop it, rock it, down the room
    Shake it, quake it, space kaboom!

    Just work that body, work that body
    Make sure you don't hurt nobody
    Get wild and lose your mind
    Take this thing into over-time

    Hey DJ, turn it up
    QCD, gon' burn it up
    C'mon y'all get on the floor
    So hey, let's go a'ight

    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright

    Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
    We're gonna take it into overtime
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright

    C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!)
    C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
    C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!)
    Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)

    C'mon and run, baby run
    C'mon, c'mon, do it, run baby run
    Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot
    Oh, it's time to hoop, so shoot, baby shoot

    C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
    C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
    C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
    C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam

    Slam, bam, thank you ma'am
    Get on the floor and jam
    It's the QCD on the microphone
    Girl you got me in the zone

    C'mon, c'mon and start the game
    Break it down, tell me your name
    We the team, I'm the coach
    Let's dance all night from coast to coast

    Just slide, from left to right
    Just slide, yourself enlight
    QCD, drop the base
    3-1-1 all in your face...
---
Track: ScArY roller coasteds!!
Duration: '3:44'
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/scary-roller-coasteds
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFdmxeEUurw
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Art Tags:
- Sweet Bro
- Hella Jeff
- Lord English
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    You know that old RollerCoaster Tycoon meme about MR BONES WILD RIDE? This is that, that's what this is. I also managed to sneak in a 720.
---
Track: suburbon contdon
Duration: '0:39'
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Minish
- Vriska Did Nothing Wrong
Art Tags:
- Germy
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/suburbon-contdon
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2e80WRHl4Y
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-countdown
---
Track: upways moving [jhon own dabe]
Duration: '2:04'
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upways-moving-jhon-own-dabe
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJw-qkYIwXk
Referenced Tracks:
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- John
- Dave
Lyrics: |-
    (Thank you daddy...)
---
Track: megalobelchia (fea.t live guitar battle!!!)!
Duration: '3:12'
Artists:
- Peachy Petey
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalobelchia-fea-t-live-guitar-battle
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGvEDsNa6mg
Referenced Tracks:
- track:megalovania-halloween
- track:heir-of-grief
- track:sburban-countdown
- Homestuck Anthem
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Sans
- John
---
Track: rekiuem fro kraket
Duration: '4:49'
Artists:
- Minish
Contributors:
- swifterjack (Trombone)
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rekiuem-fro-kraket
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB6VPn8Ks_M
Referenced Tracks:
- Karkalicious
Art Tags:
- Kraket
- Karkat
Lyrics: |-
    Four, three, two, fuck you

    Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
    Strider's beats are best suited to stroll— trolls hooked on phonics

    Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco
    She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
    Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' her no favors
    No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons

    I'm Karkalicious, so delicious
    No I don't do kismesis
    And if you read any fanfics
    All that shit is fictitious

    I blow kisses... mwah?
    Don't matter if we're just moirails
    Trolls be lining down the veil
    For a chance to fill a pail
    
    Four, three, two, fuck you
    So delicious... super sweet
    So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty
    So delicious, even Egbert wants a piece of me
    I'm Karkalicious, el el el el el el, like candy, candy

    Karkalicious def
    Karkalicious def
    Goddammit, Doctor Scratch stop fucking around with my mic

    Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy
    And Nepeta's always squealing cute pet names like Karkitty
    I'm K to the A, to-a-k— R, K, the A, the T
    And the majority of pairings had better include me

    I'm Karkalicious, so delicious
    My body stays vicious
    All the highbloods feelin' nervous
    'Cuz I'm doing some fitness

    Zahhak's my witness
    Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
    And he'll be needing all the towels
    'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
    
    Four, three, two
    So delicious... super sweet
    So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty
    So delicious, even Egbert wants a piece of me
    I'm Karkalicious, now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out

    Baby, baby
    If you really want me
    Honey get some patience
    Maybe then you'll get a taste

    I'll be tasty, tasty
    I'll be laced with lacey
    It's so tasty, tasty
    It'll make you crazy

    T to the A, to the S-T-Y, fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-Y, fuckin' tasty
    D to the eh-E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
    D, to the E, to the, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you

    All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood
    I just wanna say it now [incoherent mumbling] I just don't want you to know
    And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
    But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

    Terezi says I smell, delicious so delicious
    No I don't do kismesis
    And if you read any fanfics
    All that shit is fictitious

    I blow kisses, mwah
    Don't matter if we're just moirails
    Trolls be lining down the veil
    For a chance to fill a pail

    Four, three, two, fuck you, my body stays vicious
    Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
    Nepeta's my witness, meow, I'll even let her first ship sail
    Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

    So delicious, Eridan see
    So delicious, you can trust me
    So delicious, I'll help you be
    I'm Karkalicious, li-li-like candy, candy

    It's so delicious, ey ey ey ey
    So delicious, ey ey ey ey
    I'm Karkalicious she says my blood is like candy, candy

    T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the—

    To the D to the E, to the— the L-I-S-C-U-O-S
    To the D to the E, to the L-I-S-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D to the E, to the L-I-S-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second!

    (Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song, I mean whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY, was this Fergie duf-douchemuffin illiterate or something, what do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music, what the fuck even is Will Smith doing, he doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit I quit.)
---
Track: lame and old webcomic voluem 10 (MEGA MILX)
Duration: '10:25'
Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lame-and-old-webcomic-voluem-10-mega-milx
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asM4qGQ35z4
Referenced Tracks:
- Creata
- Train
- track:of-gods-and-witches-vol-10
- Beatup
- You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die)
- Sound Judgement
- track:aggrievocation
- Stride
- Skaian Overdrive
- Freefall
- Moonsweater
- Castle
- Skaian Happy Flight
- Voidlight
- Beatdown DX
- Solar Voyage
- Feel (Alive)
- Breeze
- Starfall
- Ascend
- Lilith in Starlight
- Thanks for Playing
- Renewed Return
- THIS Pumpkin
- Conclude
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Art Tags:
- John
- Rose
- Dave
- Jade
- Jane
- Roxy
- Dirk
- Jake
- Consorts
- Earth
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    I- ok. I can explain, okay?

    This is an oblique reference to the album [[album:medium]]. When it was initially released, there was a lot of speculation, particularly on the MSPA Forums, around the idea of combining or layering the different tracks on the album to find cool mashups, particularly the matching song pairs for each Land. It was even implied that this was a specific musical choice by [[artist:clark-powell]], to make 'hidden' music (she immediately denied this, but it had no effect). Ultimately it culminated in the creation of 'Medium - Mega Mix', which was for all intents and purposes all eight tracks in the album sandwiched on top of one another into an ungodly sound wall, which was nevertheless positively received by fans. This worthless shitpost of a song is based on that phenomenon, as well as being a sort of 'tribute' to [[album:homestuck-vol-10]] which had after all been the insipration to establish CaNMT in the first place.

    Also in a way, getting the obvious unfunny ear torture shitposts out of the way early on meant subsequent CaNMT musicians would be forced to innovate. So, in a sense, you're welcome?
---
Track: dono't dsiturmpt plsthx
Duration: '2:44'
Artists:
- Peachy Petey
Cover Artists:
- Aiden Griffin Hanks
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/donot-dsiturmpt-plsthx
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCovS2tbaXg
Referenced Tracks:
- Atomic Bonsai
- track:bon-voyage-amigo
Sampled Tracks:
- Skype
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
---
Track: you are a furry
Duration: '2:08'
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-are-a-furry
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7AJM64oz1U
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunslammer
- Gardener
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
- Dogsong
Art Tags:
- Jaed
- Jade
---
Track: Tycoontime
Duration: '0:56'
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoontime
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pfnwTJUfM
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
- Gate
---
Track: ultimite fite!!!
Duration: '0:58'
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimite-fite
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJLt3FtFBKk
Referenced Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- track:skies-of-skaia
- track:beatdown-strider-style
- track:doctor
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- John
- Dave
- Skaia
---
Track: Tycoon
Duration: '3:23'
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Noisemaker
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoon
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCEVLHyvBw
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- track:beatdown-strider-style
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Descend
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Kraket
- Dadd
- John
- Dave
- Karkat
- John's dad
---
Track: Doctoral Degree
Duration: '1:50'
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctoral-degree
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHPj3MOR-iI
Referenced Tracks:
- track:doctor
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
---
Track: V A P O R S T U C K
Duration: '2:07'
Artists:
- Avianzo
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/v-a-p-o-r-s-t-u-c-k
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLvPAogDkaw
Referenced Tracks:
- Elevatorstuck
Directory: vaporstuck-canv1
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
---
Track: 'kis da boy #<3 #<3 #otp #aaAAAAAA #OMFG #!!!'
Duration: '1:58'
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/kis-da-boy-3-3-otp-aaaaaaaa-omfg
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyDGjVfXuqU
Directory: kis-da-boy
Art Tags:
- Hrates Bocars
- HB
---
Track: The beginning of... something
Duration: '2:37'
Artists:
- No Funny Name
Cover Artists:
- No Funny Name
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-beginning-of-something
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMl0Q8tncs
Referenced Tracks:
- Gardener
- track:dissension-original
Lyrics: |-
    (I give up. I've been trying to make this track for... a week now, and... that's all I got. Practically nothing.
    
    Do you people realize how little music Jade has to begin with? She really only has [[Gardener]] and [[track:dissension-original|Dissension]], the two songs you just heard. To take those, remix them into a workable song, add my own stuff, and then deliberately make it sound shitty to fit in with the rest of the Cool and New Web Comic... That, I, that's not really an excuse, other musicians have done far more with far less... the rest of this album is proof enough of that.
    
    I guess what it comes down to, is that... I'm not just not as good of a musician, or, really, artist of any way. I don't have talent. I think Hussie said something like "it actually takes a large amount of skill to get Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff to the perfect amount of shittiness"... and I don't have the drive or talent or skill to do that, or really anything.
    
    I mean... I did take piano composition classes through middle school but... I haven't done anything since then so... it's almost as if I'd done nothing. And here I am in the middle of a team of people who are actually... putting effort into making good — if difficult to listen to — music, and... I'm left wondering exactly what I can bring to the table.
    
    ...Nothing, really. I've thought long and hard about it, and... that's my answer. Nothing. I guess there's only one thing left to do.
    
    "To: Cool and New Web Comic Music Team. Subject: Resignation. Body: I regret to inform you that I will no longer be creating music with all of you. Good luck in the future, I'm out." Guess I'm really doing this, huh?
    
    Send.)
---
Track: P E N U M B R A
Duration: '3:23'
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/p-e-n-u-m-b-r-a
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Am2bnbISkY
Referenced Tracks:
- track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm
Directory: penumbra-canv1
---
Track: Before.
Duration: '2:25'
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/before
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5eL2PCA43g
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck
Art Tags:
- Earth
---
Track: BLAPCK
Duration: '2:50'
Artists:
- Monifate
- Frikiman
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blapck
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnC1c9qewrc
Referenced Tracks:
- track:black
- Sweet Bro Theme Song
Sampled Tracks:
- The Corner
- Sweet Bro Theme Song
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Lyrics: |-
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

    I'm a member of the-
    I'm a member of the-
    I—

    I—

    (—Dutton. Last summer I came back here to Baltimore, Maryland, to film a story about life on the corner. I grew up and hung out—)
    
    I'm a member of the-
    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!

    I'm a member of the-
    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
    I'm a- I'm a- I'm a member of the-
    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
---
Track: xistmas soong
Duration: '1:18'
Artists:
- Monifate
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/xistmas-soong
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4zu-R5Koa8
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Swet Bro
- Hella Jeff
- Sweet Bro
Lyrics: |-
    in this cresmas we will do lotsa stuff
    because thats was all christmas about
    and also about some dude that was born some time ago maybe?????

    and crismos is all about singing and dancing and eating lots of candeeeey
    and theres allso some guy that gives you presents for some reason
    but there are also times when your pressent is not what you liked???
    but then you can also do snowwfeights
    and also do snowwmennn

    but the best is there is also lotsof
    KETCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Commentary: |-
    <i>Monifate:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAg2HGPrjWs?t=2212">Song's original performance in Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive</a>)
---
Track: SpaceBro
Duration: '3:26'
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Minish
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacebro
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ogJ3H_z-44
Referenced Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Space Jam
Lyrics: |-
    (This is just GameBro and Space Jam playing on top of each other. Just look up the lyrics for those.)
---
Track: 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Duration: '4:13'
Artists:
- Discfortune
Contributors:
- Aris Martinian (Synth)
Cover Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/25x-showdown-combo
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr3qCAXxPVQ
Referenced Tracks:
- track:vigilante-cornered
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:aggrieve
- Penumbra Phantasm
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:sburban-countdown
- track:doctor
- Dawn of Man
- track:explore
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Terezi's Theme
- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
- The Blind Prophet
- Hate You
- The La2t Frontiier
- track:showtime-original-mix
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- track:skies-of-skaia
- Meet the Flintstones
- Homestuck
- Showdown
- Feel (Alive)
- Carne Vale
- Vriska's Theme
- Crystalmethequins
- Wonderwall
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Dave
- Karkat
- Terezi
- Vriska
- Meenah
- Caliborn
- Jack Noir
- DD
- John's dad
- Lil Cal
- Skaia
- LoWaS
- Meteor
- Earth
- Ruined Earth
Lyrics: |-
    I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money... and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.
---
Track: ~~~~ figting spirit ~~~~
Duration: '2:03'
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Contributors:
- Pipko Fanfare (Tin Whistle)
- swifterjack (Trombone)
- Difarem (Violin)
- Wheals (Piano)
- Minish (Kazoo)
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/figting-spirit
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlgicf91i5w
Referenced Tracks:
- Fighting Spirit
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- Dabe
- Jaed
- John
- Dave
- Jade
---
Track: go down (Fanon Cut)
Duration: '2:28'
Artists:
- Difarem
Has Cover Art: false
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/go-down-fanon-cut
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDnYLXgl6pQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:endless-climb
- track:sburban-jungle
- track:beatdown-strider-style
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: Cool and New Web Comic
Duration: '2:24'
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-web-comic
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzWSa9d4GDQ
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Homestuck
- Homestuck Anthem
- Cascade (Beta)
- Freefall
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Hella Jeff
- Earth
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    Another art self-assignment, but I think it ended up alright. It's of course a SBaHJ-ified parody of the Homestuck 'title screen' flash with the adventure name, parallelling this song being intended to be CaNWC's counterpart to [[Homestuck]] and [[Homestuck Anthem]].