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Album: Cool and New Homestuck 2
Date: November 26, 2016
Date Added: September 16, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2
Cover Artists:
- trip (Art)
- Makin (text)
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Germy
- Rose
- Roxy
- Dirk
- Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite
- Dabe
- Dacronian Dignity
- Jack Noir
- Jaed
- Kraket
- Femorafreack
- Carapacians
- Prospit
- Earth
- LoPaH
- Veil
Wallpaper Artists:
- Hadron
Color: '#48fcce'
Cover Art File Extension: png
Track Art File Extension: png
Wallpaper File Extension: png
Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.5;'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Additional Files:
- Title: Album Booklet
  Files:
  - canh2booklet.pdf
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    ([Cool and New Homestuck 2 — video playlist rescoring Homestuck flashes](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9dkjjKJMX-vEjPNKWuPiRx))

    <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Mastered the Album)
    This album is extremely great, but why its really brought to perfection is that a whole THREE songs reference We are Number One from LazyTown.
    This album is about Homestuck, i swear

    <i>trip:</i> (Album Artist)
    Since cool and new homestuck is blending hmestuck and canwc together, i thought id reflect that in the album art

    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator)
    Can you find the corrupted Jane i made months back in this picture? Once you find it the whole track art—no, the whole soundtrack—becomes infinitely better

    <i>Interrobang:</i> (Commentator)
    Let it be known that I made the majority of this booklet while watching hit film <i>The Room</i>

    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    ([Cool and New Homestuck 2: Announcement](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wav1VaR5_pw))

    <i>Ngame:</i>
    ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLeV23B5gY0))
---
Section: Disk 2 Act 1
---
Track: 『ROLLER COASTER』 ~~BEGIN DISC 2~~
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '00:12'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/roller-coaster-begin-disc-2
- https://youtu.be/CYpQh6I1J8Y
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer, referring to all disc transition tracks)
    I wanted to try something different this time, so the idea was to add a new instrument with each transition, and the instruments start to layer on top of each other, but with 8 transitions that would've been just hectic, so it just became "it gets more and more busy until rex"
---
Track: cool and new Anthem
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Jane
- Jake
- Roxy
- Dirk
- Earth
Duration: '03:31'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-anthem
- https://youtu.be/PnFdCzRZiOE
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:jungle-3
- Homestuck Anthem
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer)
    This song actually went through some multiple iterations(i never do that, lol), but basically this song is me fanboying over Homestuck Anthem, my favorite track in the HS discography, and trying to make a song that resembles it (it probably went well)

    <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
    cookiefonster gave me this idea of "the alpha kids in rolling coasters" for another track except the spot was already taken, so i did it for this
---
Track: mmmmmmmmidwife
Artists:
- flagellumVagueness
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- John
- Karkat
- Rose
- Dave
- Green Sun
Duration: '00:25'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mmmmmmmmidwife
- https://youtu.be/ibVgl0kcMOY
Referenced Tracks:
- Frustracean
- bootes
- The Baby is You
- rose pragnant
Sampled Tracks:
- Frustracean
- bootes
- The Baby is You
- rose pragnant
Commentary: |-
    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator)
    You know what? This time around I'll volunteer and comment on stuff that doesn't have commentary like Bambosh did last time. I hope it'll be good

    <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
    I drew the characters in the same style as my animations about “the baby is you” because memes
Lyrics: |-
    (The baby... is a baby... is a baby...)
    (How, how how is that possible?) (Here!)
    (Someone needs to deliver this baby) (i came as fast as i could)
    (Mantitties in your face!) (No! No, gross!) (Mantitties in your faaaace!) (i came as fast as i could)
    (Please just reach inside me—) (LET'S SING A FUCKING SONG)
    (The baby is you)
---
Track: Intentional Pokemon
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- StarlightCalliope
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- PM
Duration: '03:28'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intentional-pokemon
- https://youtu.be/i75dH5axjA8
Referenced Tracks:
- Infinity Mechanism
- track:battle-trainer-battle-pokemon-red-blue
- Alola Region Theme
Commentary: |-
    <i>artist:kobacat:</i> (Composer)
    So i wanted to contribute to this album since i wasn't able to contribute to the first CANHS album, so at first i was being super ambitious song, then i forgot that i am bad at making decent sounding songs so i made a soundfont swap with a mess of pokemon stuff in it instead (i think it went well but to be perfectly fair it's literally just a soundfont swap with a 1 motif put in and one clip of a song roughly put in too) so i hope you enjoy it

    <i>loading:</i> (Commentator)
    Why do i even get commentary, I lost my song spot

    <i>StarlightCalliope:</i> (Artist)
    Litten isn't the best starter of Gen 7. It's time to stop, Koba. It's final evolution isn't cool. Just... no.
---
Section: Disk 2 Act 2
---
Track: 『THIRD JUNGLE』 ~~BEGIN DISC 2 ACT 2~~
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '00:17'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/third-jungle-begin-disc-2-act-2
- https://youtu.be/qeshybx6di0
Referenced Tracks:
- track:jungle-3
---
Track: Even in Kill
Artists:
- Cerulean
Cover Artists:
- jakkyr
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: '02:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/even-in-kill
- https://youtu.be/ItXQiBCrVa0
Referenced Tracks:
- Even in Death
- Aggrieve
- Terezi's Theme
- Crustacean
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cerulean:</i> (Composer)
    Made this song cus i love even in death, tried to get as far away from even in dance as i could while keeping somethings. Thats why i used the same synth for the lead, Massive.

    <i>jakkyr:</i> (Artist)
    Here is a story all about how my life got flipped strait upside down, now let me take a moment sit right there and i'll tell you about the story where i have school for like 8 hours a day, following with me sleeping up to 14 hours at this point because my vitamin d is stabilizing slowly and the rest of the time i worked on this... or well i also used hours on playing warframe with a friend and then i also playd overwatch. and then i playd a lot of heroes of the storm for the oni genji skin and found out it was a good game so we kept playing. oh and then there was was the time we playd terraria a for like 2 days straight. but other then that i worked on this. its inspired from the even in death track art and reapers halloween highlight intro. tbh i'm not quite sure how i did most of this i just tried my way and it ended up looking nice. i'm still questioning how i got the skull how i got it but whatever i guess. \*9 hours later* got a bunch of help from like my only irl artist friend because the styles didn't go together with what i made, but now i made it look like it fit together (the coffins + reaper rose with literally the rest of the art) ty lenny

    <i>Interrobang:</i> (Booklet maker)
    <span style="color: cyan; font-family: comic sans ms, courier, courier new">Its "now this is a story" dunkass</span>
---
Track: Thyme On My Fries
Artists:
- SplitSuns
Cover Artists:
- trip
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- HB
- Dirk
- AH
- Femorafreack
- 'cw: blood'
- 'cw: decapitation'
Duration: '03:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/thyme-on-my-fries
- https://youtu.be/SlK8kk_9HuM
Referenced Tracks:
- track:axel-f-crazy-frog
- Time on My Side
- E.T.
- Smackdown
- track:moonsetter
- Waters of Nazareth
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
- Vela-Nova
- Unite Synchronization
- track:MeGaLoVania
Commentary: |-
    <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer)
    Wheals was gracious enough to let me work on this song, and I'm glad he did. Thyme on my Fries was a lot of fun to make from start to end. Putting in [[track:axel-f-crazy-frog|the Crazy Frog song]] (you know the one,) Extraterresterial, Waters of Nazareth, and all those standard Homestuck leitmotifs you know and love into a re-instrumentated-from-scratch package that I hope does the original justice was a treat. That “”guitar solo”” at the end was all improvised and I think it turned out pretty well. I knew I couldn't hope to match [[group:tensei|Tensei's]] skill so I just threw caution to the wind and hoped for the best. In the end, I'm satisfied with my first CANH song and I hope you all are too.

    <i>Wheals:</i> (Wheals)
    I named this!

    <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist)
    Its literally thyme on fries

    <i>trip:</i> (Artist)
    I dont know if you guys realized this but decapitation seems to be a thing with dirk. i thought the idea of dirk juggling a bunch of heads was kind of cool. thats about it
---
Track: 'Jungle #3 (CaNH Edit)'
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- NyashAlex
Art Tags:
- Jane
Duration: '02:44'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jungle-3-canh-edit
- https://youtu.be/bk1xrrt75gY
Referenced Tracks:
- track:jungle-3
Sampled Tracks:
- track:jungle-3
Commentary: |-
    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer)
    [[track:another-jungle|Another Jungle]] is a criminally underrated song, which is why I'm glad I took it and ruined anyone else's chances at remixing it. As with [[track:cool-and-new-anthem|cool and new Anthem]], this is me fanboying over a song and making one that resembles it. It doesn't actually quote anything though which is pretty cool.

    <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Artist)
    This shot was taken on a beautiful friday sunset, because I felt like the sunset's lighting would blend well with the colors of the Condy's ship (but VSCOCam's preset sorta ate the colors, welp). Also, because I wanted to be done with this asap (that's why it wasn't taken on a saturday afternoon).
---
Section: Disk 2 Act 3
---
Track: 『BOSS BATTLE』 ~~BEGIN D2A3~~
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '00:17'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/boss-battle-begin-d2a3
- https://youtu.be/soCiCoYGJl0
Referenced Tracks:
- track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure
---
Track: Black (Full Version)
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Art Tags:
- DD
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '00:22'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/black-full-version
- https://youtu.be/slkR4cd51s4
Referenced Tracks:
- track:liquid-negrocity
- Black
Commentary: |-
   <i>ft-rj:</i> (Composer)
   I have no idea, but shit instruments and dial-up noises are 100% what this needed. not.

   <i>groeuf:</i> (Artist)
   I WAS PROMISED LIGHTNING FAST SPEEDS
---
Track: I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Text to Speech (Canon Version (Canon Edit)))
Directory: im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew-tts
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- Griever
- cookiefonster
- Wheals
Art Tags:
- Obana
Referenced Artworks:
- Midnightcore Crew (edit)
Duration: '02:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew-text-to-speech-canon-version-canon-edit
Referenced Tracks:
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
Commentary: |-
    <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer)
    It's a musical canon, get it? ("musical")

    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Artist)
    Stealing old art and pasting bullshit on it is truly the spirit of high effort collaboration.

    <i>Wheals:</i> (Artist)
    Griever made the original, cookie added some robot heads, i replaced them with more(??) relevant heads.
Lyrics: |-
    I hate a moral coward one who lacks a manly spark
    I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
    I always spend my evenings where there's women wine and song
    But like a man I always bring my little wife along

    I'm a member of the midnight crew
    I'm a night owl and a wise bird too
    Home with the milk in the morning
    Singing the same old song
    Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun
    Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun
    Bring your wife and trouble it will never trouble you
    Make her a member of the midnight crew
    Wawawawawawawawawawa

    The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
    So what's the use of going home until the break of day?
    Now something confidential whisper not above a breath
    I once went home at 2 AM and scared my wife to death

    I'm a member of the midnight crew
    I'm a night owl and a wise bird too
    Home with the milk in the morning
    Singing the same old song
    Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun
    Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun
    Bring your wife and trouble it will never trouble you
    Make her a member of the midnight crew
    Wawawawawawawawawawa

    I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run
    Although I didn't have a knife a blackjack or a gun
    I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
    I ran for home and six of them were running after me

    I'm a member of the midnight crew
    I'm a night owl and a wise bird too
    Home with the milk in the morning
    Singing the same old song
    Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun
    Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun
    Bring your wife and trouble it will never trouble you
    Make her a member of the midnight crew
---
Track: dick coordinat
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Dirk
Duration: '01:49'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dick-coordinat
- https://youtu.be/RTL-Q4Ulrqw
Referenced Tracks:
- Unite Synchronization
- Orange Hat
- track:metamorphic-choices
- Stay in Touch
- track:moshi-moshi
- Explore
- Sburban Jungle
- Even in Death
- Hate You
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- track:MeGaLoVania
Commentary: |-
    <i>ostrichlittledungeon:</i> (Composer)
    I'm not going to write any commentary for unite sync cookie's is perfect

    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator)
    Nobody ever wanted to remix unite synchronization for quite a while and i never understood why.

    <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
    i searched "synchronise" on google and added dirk on the pic
---
Track: dikr; bring togehter
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Dirk
Duration: '01:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dikr-bring-togehter
- https://youtu.be/9ujiBw6GYTA
Referenced Tracks:
- track:jungle-3
- Unite Synchronization
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Sburban Resolution
- track:moshi-moshi
Commentary: |-
    <i>ostrichlittledungeon:</i> (Composer)
    I'm not going to write any commentary for unite sync cookie's is perfect

    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator)
    Nobody wants to comment on unite synchronization either and i still dont understand why

    <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
    i searched "unite" on google and added dirk on the pic
---
Track: 'Enter with Caliborn: Destruction Adventure'
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Art Tags:
- Lord English
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '05:34'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure
- https://youtu.be/Ul3_QdGpEcU
Referenced Tracks:
- track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure
- Unite Synchronization
- English
- Endless Climb
- All We're Gonna Get
- Negastrife
Commentary: |-
    <i>Interrobang:</i> (Composer)
    When I signed up for this spot a while back, I immediatly knew I wanted it to be two seperate songs, one for each 'half' of the flash, that flowed in and out of each other. As I began to plan stuff out I chose to cover two songs that I really really liked, which at the time happened to be Unite Synchronization and [[track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure|Learn With Pokemn Typing Adventure Boss Battle]]. So, this monstrosity is the result of that, and I think it turned out pretty well.

    <i>groeuf:</i> (Artist)
    So wait we're not using this version
    <img src="media/misc/enter-with-caliborn-69.jpg" width="300">
---
Section: Disk 2 Act 4
---
Track: 『ALPHA OMEGA』 ~~BEGIN D2A4~~
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '00:17'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/alpha-omega-begin-d2a4
- https://youtu.be/skI7QEPAqto
Referenced Tracks:
- Even in Death
---
Track: Alphacoaster XP
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- trip
Art Tags:
- Jake
- Dirk
Duration: '04:09'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/alphacoaster-xp
- https://youtu.be/nJm8KWJxh_k
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- track:liquid-negrocity
- Even in Death (T'Morra's Belly Mix)
Commentary: |-
    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer)
    This was originally going to be a serious remix but making Windows XP sound bullshit turned out to be a lot more fun. But was it worth it? Only Makin knows..

    <i>trip:</i> (Artist)
    So i looked up “roller coaster” on google images and i found this unbelievably shitty wikihow image. it was a blessing from above and i knew then and there i had to make it cool and new.
    <span style="color: cyan; font-family: comic sans ms, courier, courier new">cool and old version of art</span>
    <img src="media/misc/alphacoaster-xp-beta.jpg" width="300">
---
Section: Disk 2 Act 5
---
Track: 『DOCTOR PHD』 ~~BEGIN D2A5~~
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '00:17'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-phd-begin-d2a5
- https://youtu.be/lmnBU39OJCs
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
---
Track: jake englii2h you are LIITERALLY lowwer than rat piiss iin my eyes, ii wwould use all my half-baked hope powwers to put a donut shaped hole iin your stomach but iits too much effort so iim just goiing to contiinuously giivve you the biird (kazoo version)
Directory: jake-english-you-are-literally-lower-than-rat-piss
Artists:
- Griever
- yazshu
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Eridan
- Sollux
- LoMaX
Duration: '01:47'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jake-englii2h-you-are-liiterally-lowwer-than-rat-piiss-iin-my-eyes-ii-wwould-use-all-my-half-baked-hope-powwers-to-put-a-donut-shaped-hole-iin-your-stomach-but-iits-too-much-effort-so-iim-just-go
- https://youtu.be/iNxslq_Q-wI
Referenced Tracks:
- cool and new Anthem
- track:darude-sandstorm
- Epitaph
- Roundabout
Sampled Tracks:
- Rick and Morty (TV Show)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Griever:</i> (Composer)
    Boy, fuck you Jake

    <i>Yazshu:</i> (Composer)
    I thought this was for [S] Jane: Enter so i kazoo'd the part from that

    <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
    The title helped me alot

    <i>GreenTetrahedron:</i> (Interloper)
    Can I have commentary in the CANH2 booklet even though I didn't do anything for it?
Lyrics: |-
    Confusion will be my epitaph
    As I crawl a cracked and broken path
    If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
    But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
    Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
    Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying

    (Boy, fuck you Jake, fucking dumb, stupid, idiot—)
    (Come on Erisolsprite, go easy on me huh?)
    (You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uhh uh guilt, white guilt milquetoast, piece of human garbage.)
    (Gee Erisolsprite that's— y'know you're pretty mean to me but that takes the cake!)
    (I don't give a fuck, I'm Erisol-fucking-sprite, bitch! Now gimme my fucking enchiladas!)
---
Track: hors
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Arquiusprite
- Maplehoof
- Horses
Duration: '03:17'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hors
- https://youtu.be/4wAcl_lzDmE
Referenced Tracks:
- Tentacles
- Horschestra
- Sburban Jungle
- English
Lyrics: |-
    (Holy ******. I am so ludicrously ****** strong. Whoops, pardon my language. That there was some ****** straight up dog. And I'm chagrined as ******.)

    Neigh
    Neigh
    Neigh neigh
    Neigh neigh
    Neigh neigh
    Neigh neigh

    Neigh

    Neigh
    Neigh
    Neigh
    Neigh
    Neigh

    (Touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles)

    Neigh

    Neigh

    Neigh
Commentary: |-
    <i>Hadron:</i> (Composer)
    Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles s Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles AÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀIÌĮĪÍ

    <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
    Just a screenshot from this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2nVW45M1M0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2nVW45M1M0)
---
Track: gnarly piono solbo
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Vrasky
- Rose
- Jhon
- Rose
Duration: '01:40'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gnarly-piono-solbo
- https://youtu.be/_JOKlz2anmM
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- A Taste for Adventure
Commentary: |-
    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer)
    The only good part of this song is the RCT section (also the track art)

    <i>Makin:</i> (Artist)
    Why wasn't there any art of Jhon's growing harem? It's pretty much an anime, I mean he's dating a tentacle monster right now.
---
Section: Disk 2 Act 6
---
Track: 『NUMBER ONE』 ~~BEGIN D2A6~~
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '00:17'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/number-one-begin-d2a6
- https://youtu.be/LARfmewhF1k
Referenced Tracks:
- We Are Number One
---
Track: Critical Error
Artists:
- Dream Narwhal
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Art Tags:
- Gate
Duration: '01:32'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/critical-error
- https://youtu.be/cQUUd5Xgj54
Referenced Tracks:
- Gold Pilot
- Meet the Flintstones
- Seinfeld Theme
- track:lisa-frank-420-modern-computing
Sampled Tracks:
- Seinfeld Theme
- track:lisa-frank-420-modern-computing
Commentary: |-
    <i>Dream Narwhal:</i> (Composer)
    It's composed by ear, with notes that don't match up to achieve that cool and new feel

    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Chiptune Trole)
    Gold Pilot is such a popular song and yet nobody wanted to remix that one either. Nobody ever remixes it and I don't fucking understand why

    <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Artist)
    I was bored and wanted to see what had spots open on the spreadsheet, chose this because gold pilot is a good song. for the track art i kinda combined the different things this song was about - the glitched entry to the alpha session and sollux's ancestor - no becquerel unfortunately since i forgot the fact that gold pilot was originally a bec song before the title change while i was making this. fun fact: the code in the background was made by me dicking around in hackertyper and screenshotting it
Lyrics: |-
    (Goodbye.)
---
Track: Vegetal Colina
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '04:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vegetal-colina
- https://youtu.be/Zy1YpYIwRuE
Referenced Tracks:
- track:carne-vale
- Chorale for Jaspers
- We Are Number One
- The Messenger 2012
Commentary: |-
    <i>Noisemaker:</i> (Composer)
    I should've added more DVS Sax

    <i>artist:kobacat:</i> ("""Furry""")
    Everyone should always add more DVS Sax

    <i>Makin:</i> (Artist)
    I based this on a Caliborn artwork because there's not enough art of Jhon looking like the evil bastard he actually is. I like to ignore this is based on Game Over and pretend it's the soundtrack for a 4 minute animation of Jhon killing everyone and dooming the session.
---
Track: Tycoonkind
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Cover Artists:
- William Leonard
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Hecka Jef
Duration: '01:54'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoonkind
- https://youtu.be/R9hE62ctUHM
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
- Harlequin
Commentary: |-
    <i>ostrichlittledungeon:</i> (Composer)
    Ugh, [[track:pipeorgankind|Pipeorgankind]]. The tempo is nowhere near steady. I basically had to play bits and then line them up with each other, which I guess kind of fits how the original sounds?

    <i>William Leonard:</i> (Artist)
    I actually had to PLAY rct2 - gasp! - in order to figure out what the ice cream shop looked like in that game. (i am dedicated to my craft!) i like to think that this is what the planet created by rose and hecka's SBURB session would look like, just a massive game of rollercoaster tycoon - though without typheus' lair being there, of course.
---
Track: Hell"o" Kermit
Artists:
- StarlightCalliope
Cover Artists:
- bobthetacocat
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Doc Scratch
Referenced Artworks:
- Corrupted Conquest (minor edit)
- H
Duration: '02:59'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hello-kermit
- https://youtu.be/D3f_9k41XsM
Referenced Tracks:
- Hello Zepp
- English
- Lifdoff
- Unite Synchronization
- Revelawesome
- track:jungle-3
- Rainbow Connection
- Negastrife
- Explore
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
Commentary: |-
    <i>StarlightCalliope:</i> (Composer)
    Originally, [[artist:makin]] had signed up to do this song for CANH. At around early-mid October he offered up the spot, and I took it. I played around with several ideas, including remixing Hello Zepp in a polka style similar to [[track:reveilleawesome-sad-polka-mix-with-gong-no-vocals|Reveilleawesome]] from [[album:cool-and-new-homestuck|CANH 1]], before finally settling on the idea of using Hello Zepp, and adding in relevant motifs to the Flash animation, in my normal song style. The whole Kermit the Frog thing is a reference to the Cheerfulbear Muppet Babies comics that, at least as far as I know, was the origin of the references to Saw seen in Homestuck. I feel like the song could have been better polished, but it's nice to finally have completed a song for this team and get to see it released

    <i>bobthetacocat:</i> (Artist)
    I originally claimed this track art even before [[album:cool-and-new-homestuck|CANHS1]] was released, knowing what i would do for the track art right then and there, which was to make a “conspiracy theory-esque” track art about how Hussie is actually Toby “[[artist:makin|Makingporing]]” Fox aka the one we know as [[artist:o|o]]. While it didn't turn out the way I expected, (I wanted to include a lot more reddit post theories, but there wasn't enough. Get cracking, theorists.) I'd say it turned out 'alright.' I wouldn't call it my best work, but it does the job. Not like anyone's going to look at the art anyway wonk

    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator)
    The track art doesn't have my ellipsis-based proof that Hussie isn't [[artist:o|o]] :jaedangery:
Lyrics: |-
    (Hello, Kermit the frog here.)
    (Hello, Kermit the frog here.)
    (Hello, Kermit the frog here.)
    (Hello, Kermit the frog here.)
---
Track: monsoonto
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Fresh Jimmy
- Dirk
- Swet Bro
- Earth
- 'cw: decapitation (abstract)'
Referenced Artworks:
- Moonsetter (edit)
Duration: '02:47'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/monsoonto
- https://youtu.be/6AxVCE12YgI
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moonsetter
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:archagent-everlasting
- Battle Against an Average Foe
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Tick / Tock
- licord nacrasty
Commentary: |-
    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Ship Zealot)
    [[artist:wights-end]] is a god for suggesting adding screaming to the Davekat scenes. Bambosh is a demon for forgetting to use the version with screams

    <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
    F R E S H
---
Track: '[S] Terezi: Rememe8er'
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Referenced Artworks:
- Snow halation (minor edit)
- The Nutshack Intro (minor edit)
Duration: '04:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-terezi-rememe8er
- https://youtu.be/6Dj9VnrxWig
Referenced Tracks:
- The Nutshack Intro
- Meet the Flintstones
- Snow halation
- Do You Remem8er Me
Commentary: |-
    <i>ft-rj:</i> (Composer)
    I saw this rather emotional flash, and decided on the spot, right there: “This needs more fucking Nutshack in it”. And here we are. Also, a sneaky pun for the unexpecting youtube viewers who will get shocked by the music in this flash, thinking it's actually [S] Terezi: Remem8er, when it isn't. It's [S] Terezi: Re-meme-ber. Also, keeping up my tradition of ruining good songs with memes: this is the next in that sequence. Expect the worst from me in the future, cause that's what you're getting. Dirty-ass stinking meme dumps with little or no relevance, maybe. Except when they are relevant and are totally cool and new. Date of song creation: September 10th. This is an oldie. Also, this is the most emotional meme song you will have listened to in the last twenty minutes, maybe

    <i>ft-rj:</i> (Artist)
    And, I decided to make some fitting art to match. Memes are dead.
---
Section: Collide
---
Track: 『COOL AID』 ~~COLLIDE~~
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '00:14'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-aid-collide
- https://youtu.be/_NqII94tRuI
Referenced Tracks:
- Oppa Toby Style
---
Track: Creata (Cool and New Synth Mix)
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Genesis Frog
- Rose
- Jhon
- Hecka Jef
Referenced Artworks:
- Creata (edit)
Duration: '01:53'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/creata-cool-and-new-synth-mix
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aipoj_eVHw
Referenced Tracks:
- Creata
- Skies of Skaia
- Harlequin
- Showdown
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:fuchsia-ruler
- Explore
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Revelawesome
- Negastrife
- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
Commentary: |-
    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer)
    At first I wanted to remix Creata for CANH to fix the problem that the beta kids' motifs didn't sync with the flash and because I'm the only one smart enough to realize that. But then I didn't want to because I thought it would be hard. Then I wanted to do it again, but I heard someone else already did it. I never found the old song so I went ahead and did it anyway. It turns out the old cool and new Creata was some kind of meme dump that wasn't meant to sync with the flash.
    This is also my first song made in FL Studio which is a milestone because I was always the only person who didn't have it but now I do.

    <i>CreatorOfJanespeak:</i> (Artist)
    That rose edit is probably the best thing i'll ever accomplish. BUT HEY HIGH QUALITY FROGS AM I RIGHT. i really have nothing else to say about the art for this
---
Track: 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Directory: 720x-showdown-combo
Artists:
- Discfortune
Contributors:
- cookiefonster (mastering)
Cover Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Art Tags:
- John's nanna
- Jasprose
- John
- Roxy
- The Condesce
- Ace Dick
- Lord English
- Meenah
- The Felt
- Karkat
- Jake
- Kanaya
- Kanaya's lusus
- Rose
- Maplehoof
- John's dad
- Jane
- Dave
- Lil Cal
- Terezi
- Dirk
- Vriska
- Davesprite
- Caliborn
- Jack Noir
- Jhon
- Problem Sleuth
- Sweet Bro
- Jade
- HB
- Calliope
- Becquerel
- Sans
- Dabe
- Fresh Jimmy
- Consorts
- Bowman
- Battlefield
- Derse
- Earth
- Ruined Earth
- LoCaH
- Skaia
- Meteor
- LoPaH
Referenced Artworks:
- track:oppa-toby-style (minor edit)
- Hate You (minor edit)
- Explore (minor edit)
- Omelette Sandwich (minor edit)
- Virgin Orb (minor edit)
- Aggrieve (minor edit)
- Spanish (minor edit)
- ASSAULT (minor edit)
- Iron Knight (minor edit)
- Emerald Terror (minor edit)
- References: Showtime (Original Mix)
  Annotation: minor edit
- Snow halation (minor edit)
- Jane Dargason (minor edit)
- Unite Synchronization (minor edit)
- References: Beatdown (Strider Style)
  Annotation: minor edit
- Vigilante ~ Cornered (minor edit)
- References: Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
  Annotation: minor edit
- The Lemonsnout Turnabout (minor edit)
- Tick (minor edit)
- Terezi's Theme (minor edit)
- Derse Dreamers (minor edit)
- Moonsetter (minor edit)
- Archagent Everlasting (minor edit)
- Atomic Bonsai (minor edit)
- Conflict! (minor edit)
- References: Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) 
  Annotation: minor edit
- Courser (minor edit)
- Sburban Jungle (minor edit)
- track:dance-of-thorns (minor edit)
- Horschestra (minor edit)
- Umbral Ultimatum (minor edit)
- Flying Car (minor edit)
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (minor edit)
- Red Sucker (minor edit)
- Eternity Served Cold (minor edit)
- The Lyrist (minor edit)
Duration: '05:36'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/720x-showdown-combo
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcUjU4L53Yo
Referenced Tracks:
- The Nutshack Intro
- Disney Bootlegs - JonTron
- Oppa Toby Style
- Explore
- Blue (Da Ba Dee) (DJ Ponte Ice Pop Mix)
- Lord Spanish
- Galo Sengen
- ASSAULT
- Hate You
- Death by Glamour
- Space Jam
- Cascade (Beta)
- Omelette Sandwich
- DK Rap
- Science Blaster
- Iron Knight
- Emerald Terror
- All Star
- Drop It Like It's Hot
- Meet the Flintstones
- A Cruel Angel's Thesis
- Interior Crocodile Alligator
- Virgin Orb
- Aggrieve
- Bassline Junkie
- Gravity Falls Main Title Theme
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Snow halation
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- Jane Dargason
- Wonderwall
- A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- Terezi's Theme
- Derse Dreamers
- track:moonsetter
- Unite Synchronization
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- Vigilante ~ Cornered
- The Lemonsnout Turnabout
- Tick
- E.T.
- track:archagent-everlasting
- Happy Happy Christmas
- Tunak Tunak Tun
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- The Next Episode (Radio Edit)
- track:ruins-undertale
- Harlequin
- Problem Sleuth Theme
- The Blind Prophet
- Endless Climb
- track:unintentional-touhou
- Sburban Jungle
- Flying Car
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- We Are Number One
- Jimmy Neutron Theme Song
- Atomic Bonsai
- track:conflict
- JoJo ~Sono Chi no Sadame~
- Dance of Thorns
- Horschestra
- Red Sucker
- Eternity Served Cold
- The Lyrist
- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
- Courser
- track:MeGaLoVania
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Michael Bowman Remix
- Sunsetter
Sampled Tracks:
- The Nutshack Intro
- Disney Bootlegs - JonTron
- Fun Train Time Theme
- Galo Sengen
- DK Rap
- Mayor Maynot
- Drop It Like It's Hot
- Bassline Junkie
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- Super Smash Bros. Brawl Sound Effects
- The Next Episode (Radio Edit)
- Backyard Fun
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Michael Bowman Remix
- Michael's Credit Score
Commentary: |-
    <i>Discfortune:</i> (Composer)
    I have done my meme dump. I am now finally in the club. Also, in addition to finally memeing hard, I've gotten the chance to take the title for highest # of references. TBH, I'm not super happy with the track, but I learned about a lot of techniques and effects so that's pretty cool and new.

    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Amplifier)
    I helped master this track to make it as loud as the others. I can use the amplify tool in Audacity!

    <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist)
    Funny story, I did this track art four times, first time with 49 references, later with 64, third time was 72 but i lost it, and the last time is there, you can watch it, well it was a pain to do, but it was worth to do it. If you don't like it i'll cry, so fucking much. :cry:

    <i>Makin:</i> (Wikier)
    Yes, even after finding a few unreported tracks and moving non-musical samples to their own section, it's STILL 72 referenced melodies. Un fucking believable.
Lyrics: |-
    It's the—
    OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD
    OH MY GOD MY GOOOOOD

    (Fool me once.) (Are you kidding me?) (Fool me twice.) [unintelligible] (Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you!) (Oh, nigga!)

    OLÉ!

    GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
    GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

    [Animal Crossing noises]

    C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!)
    C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
    C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!)
    Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)

    So they're finally here, performing for you
    If you know the words, you can join in too
    Put your hands together, if you want to clap
    As we take you through, this monkey rap!

    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!

    When the pimp's in the crib, ma
    Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
    When the pigs try to get at you
    Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot

    Interior crocodile alligator
    I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

    Big dirty stinking bass
    Dirty stinking bass
    Big dirty stinking bass bass bass bass

    X gon' give it to ya (What?)
    Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
    Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real
    With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel
    Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh)
    But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah)

    (READY? GO!)

    (PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!)
    (SHARE STOCK!)

    La-da-da-da-dah
    It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)
    La-da-da-da-dah
    It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)

    [screaming]

    BACK, YARD, FUN!

    It's GameBro!
    When you're out of quarters, he's got your back
    He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact
    Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe
    So, come on, and let's go!

    [Michael Bowman Remix samples set to Megalovania]

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    (I'm—)
---
Track: Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy)
Directory: eternity-served-medium-well
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Art Tags:
- Earth
Duration: '03:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/eternity-served-medium-well-avec-cr-me-de-champignons-a-k-a-eternity-served-spicy
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXCAlyax9w
Referenced Tracks:
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Hate You
- Derse Dreamers
- Doctor
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- Harlequin
Commentary: |-
    <i>Noisemaker:</i> (Composer)
    The one thing I tried to do with this track was to not use melodies from songs that had been used to death (I'm looking at you, Sburban Jungle). I then swiftly proceeded to use Showtime, Harlequin, and Doctor in the first section of the song. Still, I'm happy with how this turned out, and I'm glad I was able to use some obscure lietmotifs (namely Derse Dreamers and Hate You). One of the only problems that I had making this song was that I didn't use the original song's tempo, which led to a ton of spots that weren't synced with the animation. I was able to fix this by adding tempo changes, but I think it still sounds kind of chaotic at some parts. But other than that, I tried to make this one of the best songs I've done for CaNH, and I hope you can at least sorta agree with me.
    TL;DR: It's the Nutshack

    <i>groeuf:</i> (Artist)
    Yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
---
Track: Tycoon of Grief
Artists:
- Wights End
Cover Artists:
- Wights End
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- Derse
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '06:02'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoon-of-grief
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k121EJf2TMk
Referenced Tracks:
- Heir of Grief
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Snow halation
- KARATE
- track:conflict
- track:unintentional-touhou
- track:moshi-moshi
- MeGaWaltzeVania
Commentary: |-
    <i>Wights End:</i> (Composer)
    The main reason I picked this track was because I borderline fetishize Tensei's music and I couldn't resist the opprotunity to deconstruct one of my favorite songs of his and rebuild it from the ground up. The initial idea of using Rolecoaster Tycoon's main theme is what spurring me into creating the song as a whole rather than just leaving it to be merely as aspiration. Converting all the referenced songs into a 3/4 time signature was a pretty difficult undertaking, but in retrospect I'm pretty impressed with how well I did it with some of the songs, particularly Conflict™® I wish I could say I'm completely content with it, but the unfortunate truth is that due to the constrains of the program I used when I made it, the electric guitars sound pretty crappy and also certain parts still feel rushed to me. I just hope that my final result is good enough to compare to the other tracks on this album.

    <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist)
    I decided to to claim the trackart for my own track because I didn't feel like there were many people that could make that would live up to my own expectations, so I figured I'd just do it myself. The original trackart of Heir of Grief is just a screencap from Collide, so I figured I'd do some cool and new flair to it. I wish I had taken the time to do something fully original, but other than that I'm pretty content with it.
---
Track: 『KING OF』 ~~END OF DISC 2~~
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '00:19'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/king-of-end-of-disc-2
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Mille Geromius
---
Section: Bonus Tracks
---
Track: 'Jungle #3'
Directory: jungle-3
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- Roxy
- 'cw: decapitation'
Referenced Artworks:
- Another Jungle (composition)
Duration: '04:05'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0yVw5d8NYo
Referenced Tracks:
- Another Jungle
- Oppa Toby Style
Commentary: |-
    <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer)
    I couldn't resist making the first half of my song for Jane: Enter into a full length thing, and decided this was the best place to put it, so this wouldn't be needlessly released before or after the CANH flash. I'm sorry for this being our [[Penumbra Phantasm|Penumbra Phantas]]—oh wait who am I kidding it was worth inadvertently trolling you guys all the goddamn way.

    <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
    The first version looked too much like the original and people wanted me to make it more shitty so there
---
Track: Coolaid
Artists:
- cookiefonster
- Discfortune
- Noisemaker
- Wights End
Cover Artists:
- XenoZane
Referenced Artworks:
- References: '[S] Collide.'
  Annotation: minor edit
Duration: '17:10'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/wA5GPRzlJDk
Referenced Tracks:
- Creata (Cool and New Synth Mix)
- track:720x-showdown-combo
- Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy)
- Tycoon of Grief
Sampled Tracks:
- Creata (Cool and New Synth Mix)
- track:720x-showdown-combo
- Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy)
- Tycoon of Grief
Lyrics: |-
    It's the—
    OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD
    OH MY GOD MY GOOOOOD

    (Fool me once.) (Are you kidding me?) (Fool me twice.) [unintelligible] (Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you!) (Oh, nigga!)

    OLÉ!

    GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
    GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

    [Animal Crossing noises]

    C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!)
    C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
    C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!)
    Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)

    So they're finally here, performing for you
    If you know the words, you can join in too
    Put your hands together, if you want to clap
    As we take you through, this monkey rap!

    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
    Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!

    When the pimp's in the crib, ma
    Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
    When the pigs try to get at you
    Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot

    Interior crocodile alligator
    I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

    Big dirty stinking bass
    Dirty stinking bass
    Big dirty stinking bass bass bass bass

    X gon' give it to ya (What?)
    Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
    Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real
    With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel
    Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh)
    But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah)

    (READY? GO!)

    (PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!)
    (SHARE STOCK!)

    La-da-da-da-dah
    It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)
    La-da-da-da-dah
    It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)

    [screaming]

    BACK, YARD, FUN!

    It's GameBro!
    When you're out of quarters, he's got your back
    He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact
    Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe
    So, come on, and let's go!

    [Michael Bowman Remix samples set to Megalovania]

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    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
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