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| -rw-r--r-- | album/homestuck-vol-11.yaml | 891 | ||||
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| -rw-r--r-- | album/megalovania-fusion-collab.yaml | 7 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/moons-of-theseus.yaml | 16 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml | 116 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml | 7 |
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diff --git a/album/canwave-3.yaml b/album/canwave-3.yaml index 03d859ec..837a4d01 100644 --- a/album/canwave-3.yaml +++ b/album/canwave-3.yaml @@ -432,7 +432,7 @@ Directory: afterlife Artists: - Kal-la-kal-la Cover Artists: -- TheCosmere64 +- Cosmere64 Duration: '05:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/--20 @@ -488,7 +488,7 @@ Track: thisissynthwaveright.mp3.wav Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: -- TheCosmere64 +- Cosmere64 Art Tags: - Snowman Duration: '03:23' @@ -504,7 +504,7 @@ Directory: flickwave Artists: - Ragzilla Cover Artists: -- TheCosmere64 +- Cosmere64 Art Tags: - Jade Duration: '02:30' diff --git a/album/diverging-delicacies.yaml b/album/diverging-delicacies.yaml index 7f886b42..dc62ece0 100644 --- a/album/diverging-delicacies.yaml +++ b/album/diverging-delicacies.yaml @@ -385,7 +385,7 @@ URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/rumble-in-da-pumpkin-patch - https://youtu.be/DxqrNE23vbM Cover Artists: -- Nerd +- artist:galaxicpeach Art Tags: - Dirk - Jake diff --git a/album/exile.yaml b/album/exile.yaml index 96652b0a..97d3d0b6 100644 --- a/album/exile.yaml +++ b/album/exile.yaml @@ -124,4 +124,4 @@ Duration: '3:37' URLs: - https://archive.org/details/exile-pinkushion/18%20Stress%20%28Speed%20Mix%29.mp3 Referenced Tracks: -- Five-Four Stress +- Five-Four Stress \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/homestuck-vol-11.yaml b/album/homestuck-vol-11.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..096ef138 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/homestuck-vol-11.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,891 @@ +Album: Homestuck Vol. 11 +Date: July 20, 2018 +Date Added: September 22, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-vol-11 +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr8A1nmc24cuuwJ2a7YJRSvG +Cover Artists: +- CadBrad +Art Tags: +- John +- Rose +- Dave +- Jade +- Jane +- Roxy +- Dirk +- Jake +- Consorts +- Earth +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Color: '#0088ff' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Additional Files: +- Title: The Baby is 2 Script + Files: + - The-Baby-Is-2-Script.pdf +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Organizer) + <b>VOL. 11 IS NOT OFFICIAL AND THE COOL AND NEW MUSIC TEAM MADE IT, NOT THE HOMESTUCK MUSIC TEAM.</b> + Homestuck Vol. 11 is an extensive recreation project of a single meme posted by [[artist:cadbrad]] two years ago. Because we could. + <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4nrfft/volume_11_preview/">https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4nrfft/volume_11_preview/</a> + That was the image, and recreating it sat on our projects list as a "meme idea that will never happen" for over a year. We finally decided to start obsessively bringing it back to life about a month ago. + The biggest challenges during the planning stage were the longer tracks, particularly Bowman's Credit Score: A Rock Opera, which we "downsized" back to a bowman soundfont swap but ended up being hilariously complex anyway, and The Baby is 2, which we actually brought to life with really shitty mics and a lot of heart. Both came out way better than we expected. Another challenge was getting a 11 hour song onto Bandcamp while dealing with their 600MB limit, it involved a lot of silence and making the song mono, but don't worry, the download includes the original song in stereo with no padding. + Also worth mentioning, SplitSuns' newest masterpiece: The Return of Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido, I can't recommend it enough. Go listen to it now. +--- +Track: You Do Not Have What It Takes +Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Art Tags: +- Jade +Duration: '04:13' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-do-not-have-what-it-takes +- https://youtu.be/7GFr_k8riJs +Referenced Tracks: +- Mutiny +- Guardian V2 +- Desperado +- track:contention +- Unbound (loop) +- Kinetic Verdancy +--- +Track: Penumbra Phantasm (Extended) +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- John +Duration: '1:55' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phantasm-extended +- https://youtu.be/6ZTGaCSQAdk +Referenced Tracks: +- track:hankage-fantazumu-2 +Sampled Tracks: +- track:hankage-fantazumu-2 +Lyrics: |- + [Lyrics to the full eleven hour version] + (The track over. Move on to the next track) + + (Why are you still here? Please go) + + (The real Penumbera will never be released. Just leave already. Please) +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Organizer, Wiki adder) + This track is 11:41:30 in the Bandcamp release, but it's just 1:55 of music, 30 seconds of willfromafar saying the lines in the lyrics, and 11:39:45 of silence. For wiki purposes, only the short, downloadable, Youtube version of the track is preserved here. Also I was the one who extended the track to 11 hours so I deserve this artistic license...... +--- +Track: "Bowman's Credit Score: A Rock Opera" +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- 1vs +Duration: '13:40' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmans-credit-score-a-rock-opera +- https://youtu.be/CV7XNd8P4ug +Referenced Tracks: +- Showtime (Original Mix) +- Aggrieve +- Explore +- Beatdown +- Sburban Jungle +- Doctor +- Sunslammer +- Crustacean +- Cascade (Beta) +- Even in Death +- Time on My Side +- Another Jungle +- Eternity Served Cold +- English +- Carne Vale +- Oppa Toby Style +- Liquid Negrocity +- Heir of Grief +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +Lyrics: |- + [Approximate] + (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks) + + [lyrics of every song set to "I'm" "credit", "buttocks", "seven", "twenty" and other words of Bowman's Credit score start playing here, and don't stop until the end of the track] + + (This number is between my buttocks) + + (It happens to be between 450 and 850) + + (And the number is between my buttocks) + + (It happens to be between 450 and 850) + + (It still happens to be between my buttocks) + + (It's my free credit score) + + (It's a number between 720 and 720) + + (The number's between 450 and 850, and it happens to be 720) + + (It's between my buttocks, it happens to be 720, and the numbers are between 450 and 850, it could save you a lot of money, a lot of money between my BUTTOCKS) + + (The higher this number is, although the highest can be 850, the better chance you have at saving-- + Buttocks, this number is between my buttocks, you can reach in between my buttocks and get a number) + + (My credit score happens to be 720, which as you've noticed, is between 450 and 850, but do you know what number I'm thinking of?) + + (I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850) + + (I'm thinking of a number, though, that is between my buttocks) + + (It is still 720) + + (Won't you reach and grab 720 for me? Don't grab 450 and 850 as these are the two extremes. These are not my credit score) + + (My free credit score happens to be 720 but I'm thinking that you can reach in and grab it because it's between my buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks...) + + (The number between my buttocks happens to be, well, I'm thinking that it's 720, but I could be wrong, because your number could be anywhere between four fifty and eight fifty) + + (The number is probably 720, won't you reach in and grab it for me?) + + (I'm thinking that the number 720 could save you a lot of money. It's between 450 and 850 and it's also within my buttocks) + + (You can reach and grab your free credit report) + + (I'm thinking you can reach between my buttocks for a number that is between 450 and 850 and my buttocks) + + (You can reach between my buttocks if you so choose, to retrieve this number, which is 720, which happens to be between my buttocks. Why don't you reach in between my buttocks? The higher that the number you reach in and grab in between my buttocks, the better chance you have at saving a lot of money, after you have reached in and grabbed a number, between my buttocks) + + (Yes, thank you sir) +--- +Track: Guardian V3 +Artists: +- Shwan +Cover Artists: +- Griever +Art Tags: +- Jade +Duration: '03:14' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/guardian-v3 +- https://youtu.be/LMqIQNy8jzI +Referenced Tracks: +- Guardian +- Guardian V2 +Sampled Tracks: +- Dave's Phat Beat Machine Beats by Bill Bolin +--- +Track: MeGaLoVania 2 (Feat. Snoop Dogg as "Sans" From the Hit Game Undertale, Created by Toby Fox) +Artists: +- Cerulean +Cover Artists: +- Tipsy +Art Tags: +- Vriska +Duration: '04:13' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalovania-2-feat-snoop-dogg-as-sans-from-the-hit-game-undertale-created-by-toby-fox +- https://youtu.be/QQJhCMfEd1g +Referenced Tracks: +- track:megalovania-undertale +- Drop It Like It's Hot +- Descent Into Madness +Sampled Tracks: +- Drop It Like It's Hot +- Undertale SFX +Lyrics: |- + When the pimp's in the crib, ma + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot + When the pigs try to get at you + Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot + And if a [sans sfx] get a attitude + Pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot + I got the Rollie on my arm and I'm pourin' Chandon + And I roll the best [sans sfx], 'cause I got it goin' on + + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot + + Drop it like it's hot + + I'm a nice dude (Uh), with some nice dreams (Yep) + See these ice cubes? (Uh) See these Ice Creams? + Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat + That's whiter than what's spillin' down your throat + The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs + The interior like suicide-wrist red + I can exercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed + Cheat on your man, ma, that's how you get ahizzead + + When the pimp's in the crib, ma + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot + When the pigs try to get at you + Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot + And if a [sans sfx] get a attitude + Pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot + I got the Rollie on my arm and I'm pourin' Chandon + And I roll the best [sans sfx], 'cause I got it goin' on + + When the pimp's in the crib, ma + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot + When the pigs try to get at you + Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot + And if a [sans sfx] get a attitude + Pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot + I got the Rollie on my arm and I'm pourin' Chandon + And I roll the best [sans sfx], 'cause I got it goin' on + + I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that + The Big Boss Dogg, yeah I had to do that + I keep a blue flag hangin' out my backside + But only on the left side, yeah, that's the Crip side + Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play + I cut so much you thought I was a DJ + Two, re-pe-re-pe one, yep, three [+ sans noises] + S-N double O-P, D-O double G + + I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it + See, I specialize in makin' all the girls get naked + So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside + We got a world premiere right here, now get live (So don't) + + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot [+ sans noises] + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot [+ sans noises] + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot [+ sans noises] + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot + + I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it + See, I specialize in makin' all the girls get naked + So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside + We got a world premiere right here, now get live (So don't) + So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little + I got a livin' room full of fine dime brizzles + Waitin' on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Chizzle + G's to the bizzack, now, ladies, here we gizzo +--- +Track: The Return of Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Mobius Trip +- Hadron Kaleido +- Prospit +- Derse +Duration: '06:12' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-return-of-mobius-trip-and-hadron-kaleido +- https://youtu.be/MUOrZVbtLyU +Referenced Tracks: +- The Deeper You Go +- Sburban Jungle +- Beta Version +- Chain Of Prospit +- Fly +- No Release +- Pumpkin Tide +- Lies With The Sea +- Dawn of Man +- Forever +--- +Track: 'Nightlife: Dancing Moon Edition' +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- Tipsy +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- CD +- Earth +Duration: '01:46' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nightlife-dancing-moon-edition +- https://youtu.be/nj6TmAiRraQ +Referenced Tracks: +- Nightlife (Extended) +Lyrics: |- + [Lyrics from the long version] + (Yo it's me, Bill Bolin, here to talk about-- uh fuck you, fuck you, I'm a stupid piece of shit) + (I make good music, point a fat middle finger at the [unintelligible]) + (Uh-- I hate you Andrew Hussie, you're a douchebag, uhhh can I have one uh douchebag, hope you enjoy my song, hope this is long enough to fit the timeframe, UHHHH) +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Organizer) + Much like the Penumbra Phantasm remix, this was extended with memes on Bandcamp, another thirty seconds to fit the timeframe, but is only available in short form for download, and replicated as such here. The longer version also samples "Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass during the Bolin speech. +--- +Track: Bleat Like a Goat Mom +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- whimsi +Art Tags: +- Dave +- 'cw: blood (abstract)' +- 'cw: decapitation (abstract)' +Duration: '01:26' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bleat-like-a-goat-mom +- https://youtu.be/p8aYrhUw5Pk +Referenced Tracks: +- Heartache +- Atomyk Ebonpyre +- Darling Kanaya +- Crustacean +- Beatdown (Strider Style) +Sampled Tracks: +- Toby Fox's goat bleat +--- +Track: Your (Quest) Bed +Artists: +- artist:nerd-canmt +Cover Artists: +- Cosmere64 +Art Tags: +- John +- LoWaS +Duration: '04:13' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/your-quest-bed +- https://youtu.be/Ng7fPwnLjTE +Referenced Tracks: +- Gust of Heir +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Swordland +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Your Bed +- radiation is now on youtube +Lyrics: |- + (Hi. I'm... in bed) + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks, know what it is?) + (It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty) + (My mother's going to call soon, no one is safe) + (I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox, y'all fuckers on the Internet may know me as Radiation but my name is [[group:toby-fox|Toby Fox]], uuh! I'm the guy who does music for Homestuck) + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman +--- +Track: Unfinished Beatdown Remix; DO NOT PUBLISH +Artists: +- Cerulean +Cover Artists: +- Tipsy +Art Tags: +- Dave +- John +- Terezi +Duration: '01:43' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unfinished-beatdown-remix-do-not-publish +- https://youtu.be/2NPoo8TMVl0 +Referenced Tracks: +- Beatdown (Strider Style) +- Doctor +- Upward Movement (Dave Owns) +--- +Track: The Baby is 2 +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +- Ray "TheRadGuy" Mikey +- artist:nerd-canmt +Contributors: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (Dirk Voice Acting, additional scripting) +- ostrichlittledungeon (Jane Voice Acting) +- Tipsy (Calliope Voice Acting) +- Fiskool (Jake Voice Acting) +- Bee (Roxy Voice Acting) +- Indubitably (John Voice Acting) +- Griever (Scripting) +- artist:nerd-canmt (Additional scripting) +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jane +- Jake +- Calliope +- Dirk +Duration: '12:06' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-baby-is-2 +- https://youtu.be/_BfvV-i3n0g +Referenced Tracks: +- A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2 +- Throguher song +- Oppa Toby Style +- The Baby is You +- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse +- dirk has a high speed chase down the highway to get to the horse stable on time +- Drugs Song +- Komm, süsser Tod +- cannon in d bad edition +- The Dirk Rap instrumental +- food.mp3 +Sampled Tracks: +- A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2 +- Big Money Hustlas (2000) +- Throguher song +- The Baby is You +- dirk has a high speed chase down the highway to get to the horse stable on time +- Drugs Song +- Komm, süsser Tod +- cannon in d bad edition +- The Dirk Rap instrumental +- food.mp3 +Lyrics: |- + [Adapted from original Bandcamp lyrics] + + A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS AGO... + far in the depths of paradox space + a new lifeform is about to be created + one whose origin is as enigmatic as the glimmer of a musclebeast's teat + some are carried in by storks + some are recreated from paradox slime + others appear wet out of their best friend's magical nonexistent vagina + but regardless of how these beings may be formed + they all come into the world with a special force: + one called + LOVE + this is the story of one man's search for love and truth + in a universe forgotten by time + the story of those fearful creatures + those that we call + <big><big><i>BABIES</i></big></big> + + [radiation solo] + + Jane: Hello everyone, my name is Jane Crocker and John just showed me this rock opera that he said was “totally like” - + Jane: OH MY GOD DIRK WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR WRITHING IN PAIN!? + + Dirk: I'm pregnant. + + Jane: W-what!? How is that possible- who's the father? + + Dirk: Jane, shouldn't that be pretty fucking obvious- + + Jane: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE FOR JUST A DIDDLY TOOTIN' SECOND! This is exactly like what John showed me! + Jane: Let me guess - there's a tiny baby version of me swirling around inside of you as we speak. + + Dirk: No, Jane. + Dirk: The baby... is me. + + Jane: I'm disappointed. + + Dirk: I know. + + Jake: Oh my god dirk you're pregnant!? How did this happen? [jake background noises continue on for eons fuck transcribing this] + + Jane: (in the background interrupting Jake) WOAH JEEZ WHEN DID YOU GET HERE + + Dirk: Yes, Jake. I don't know how you did it, but apparently the babymaking skills of an English aren't hindered by the laws of human biology. + + Roxy: aw yeah dirk we gotta celebrate this with a fuckin SONG! + + Dirk: Roxy, no, come on, don't start this singing stuff while I'm literally kicking my own insides. + + Roxy: okay fiiiiiiine i wont start this singin shit + + Dirk: Thank you, Roxy. + + Roxy: (beat) janey will start us off then + + Dirk: Wait, god damn it, no- + + i was sittin around in the middle of ni--- + + Dirk: No, seriously don't + + Roxy: okay fine + + Dirk: Good, because my water just broke a few minutes ago and it's EXTREMELY painful, fuck, fuck, shit. + + Roxy: wait what!? + + Jane: DIRK! + + Jake: DIRK WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US EARLIER WHILE WE WERE CONGRATULATING YOU WITH A SONG AND DANCE NUMBER!? [this didn't actually happen because we cut the first song so jake is clearly talking about another timeline which we'll see in the baby is 3, coming holiday 2026] + + Dirk: You guys looked like you were having so much fun. + + Jane: Jesus christ...unbelievable, just unbelievable. + + Roxy: well fuck we gotta get you over to a hospital fuckin pronto + + Dirk: No. + Dirk: I'm going to deliver in a horse stable, and that is non-negotiable. + Dirk: And we need to get there RIGHT NOW because holy shit I swear baby me is trying to torture me right now with this unholy childbirth pain. + + Roxy: dirk u realize how stupid you sound right now dont you + Roxy: i mean come on do you think youre HORSE JESUS or somethin!? + + Calliope: hold on roxy, dirk……………………………………………………………………………….is right! + + Jake: Calliope! + + Jane: Calliope! + + Roxy: omg callie! wtf are you doing here ive missed you! + + Calliope: i coUldn't possibly miss sUch a momentoUs occasion! + Calliope: and i've been sitting here far too long to not take an active role in the birth of yoUr child dirk! + + Dirk: Uh. + Dirk: That's awesome, I guess- + + Calliope: that's why i mUst become what i was always going to become...the midwife- + + Dirk: AUGH FUCK! + + Callie: what's wrong!? + + Dirk: Callie, I'm trying to kill myself from the inside right now! You gotta help me! + + Calliope: dont worry dirk i have the perfect solUtion! + + Dirk: Are you going to teleport me to the nearest horse stable so I can unload myself, surrounded by glorious, musclebound hoofed animals? + + Calliope: ...no. + Calliope: i'm going to give yoU drUgs. + + Dirk: ...Fuck it. I don't even care anymore, I just need something to stop this horrible pain. + Dirk: Anything you can give me, Callie. + + Barbituates would go down great + And Oxycotin by the crate + + a Vicodin, an aspirin + some Vioxx and psilocybin + + methadone or opium + Surprise me doc with something fun + + some Angel dust, some LSD, + A dozen tabs of ecstacy + + Crystal meth or krokodil + Some bathsalts and some fentanyl + + Amphethetamines and ketamine + And khat, kola and nicotine + + Some nutmeg for that nutty thrill + With cough syrup and benedryl + + Peyote and amanita + Followed by a pint of ether + + A pot of glue, a can of paint, + Experimental opiates + + I'd chew some betel, lick a toad + Eat sarpa salpa by the load + + Oh callie, please, I'm in a jam, + I'd even take phenazepam + + I'm begging, pleading, fill my veins + Just something, please, to end the pain. + + (I'm sorry parents, don't be mad + Remember kids that drugs are bad.) + + Callie: honestly i'm starting to think it may be a bad idea to give you any- + + Dirk: JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING DRUGS, CALLIE- + Dirk: [screams of anguish and pain] + + Jane: There's no time, Dirk! + Jane: Look, we're already at the stables! + + Dirk: Oh thank god. + Dirk: Now the horses can comfort me with their whispered neighs and muscular stature and AUGHHHHHH + + Jane: Oh god, is it over? + + Dirk: Yeah. + Dirk: It's a...it's a...baby. + + Dirk2: (monotone baby cries) Wah. Wah. Wah. + + [Quick little piano jingle starts to give it that Evangelion ending feel] + + Jake: Oh wow, congratulations Dirk! + + Jane: Congratulations! + + Roxy: Congratulations! + + Calliope: Congratulations! + + Horses: NEIGH. + + [Jingle starts to fade out] + + Dirk: Thanks, everyone. + Dirk: You know, looking into my little baby eyes just after having given birth to myself has really opened my own eyes. + Dirk: I feel like I know so much more about myself now. + + Jane: Dirk, what the hell are you talking about? + + Dirk: It's just… + Dirk: I've always had a problem with splinters of myself. + + Jake: (quickly, in the background, while dirk continues) Oh boy this story again. [more shit I'm not going to transcribe] + + Dirk: Splinters. Alternate versions of myself always popping up, showcasing my deepest, darkest flaws and causing trouble for everyone I love. + Dirk: I used to think that it was some sort of...bizarre manifestation of my own self hatred. + Dirk: And it still is - it's no secret that there's a lot about myself that I can't stand. + Dirk: I can't stand how I have so much trouble being upfront with any of you guys, always hiding myself behind splinters or unfathomable layers of irony. + Dirk: I can't stand how I've completely fucked up my relationships with just about everyone here at least once because of my pure, boneheaded stubbornness and my complete inability to handle what should be a normal social dynamic. + Dirk: Hell, I can't even really stand the color of my eyes. + Dirk: Have any of you seen them? Look - look at baby me real quick. They're stupid looking and slanted and orange for god's sakes. + Dirk: I don't know about you, but I'm about 99% certain orange is just about the least cool color an eye could be. + + Jane: Dirk, we've been over this. + Jane: Your eyes look fine, and self-loathing night is Saturday, and we can all air our grievances about ourselves then. + + Dirk: Right, sorry. + Dirk: The point is, I look into baby me's eyes and I don't hate them. They're innocent eyes - eyes that haven't been hidden by callous dark triangles, eyes that haven't searched one's soul and found a rotting core a million times over. + Dirk: Eyes that haven't looked straight into the eyes of a friend and asked for thirty different drugs. + Dirk: And I realized. + Dirk: I have to stop hating myself. + Dirk: I have to accept myself. + Dirk: And what better way is there to accept myself than physical integration, augmented by my abilities as a Prince of Heart? + + Jane: Hold on, you lost me with that physical integration thing. + Jane: What in the actual fuck are you talking about? + + Dirk: Jane… + Dirk: I'm going to eat my baby. + + Jane: ...Wait...wha- + + Dirk: [crunch] + + Jane: OH GOD DIRK WHAT THE HELL!? + + Jake: Dirk, why in the blazers are you eating your baby?! + + Dirk: Jake, I know this seems a little bizarre. + Dirk: In fact, it probably is downright esoteric. + Dirk: But I think I can explain. + + Jake: Dirk- + + Dirk: Through an ancient artform almost as old as time itself. + + Jake: Dirk- + + Dirk: Rap. + + Dirk: + Jake, I'll admit, this is kinda bizarre, + But I need you to understand the way things are. + This baby is me and I'm the baby, + And that's why it is currently on the taby. + + Eating it is a vital process for me, + It's time-line doomed, or at least probably will be, + When I eat it, I'll end this circle of madness, + And in no way will this diminish my radness. + + Jake: + Dirk, this entire motion is insane! + The poppycock you spew is not coming from your brain! + We should at least, you know, talk this through, + After all, the baby isn't just for you! + + As the parent here, I claim co-custody rights. + We shouldn't have to divorce Dirk, our shit is so tight. + Neither do we split the baby in half, + Dirk, let's just cool down and listen to some phonograph. + + Dirk: + Jake, I just don't think you understand, + Paradox space has always been forcing my hand, + I need to do this to regain control, + I won't let it make me have a minor role. + + Jake (spoken): + So... what does any of this have to do with eating your baby? + + Dirk: + (with heavy echo) Heart powers. + + Jake: + Yeah, but how does that even work? + + Dirk: + Such is the magic of skaia? + + Jake: + Dirk, cmon! There has to be a better way! Can't you see that? + + Dirk: + This is the only way, Jake. + + Jake: (sigh) Look, how about we talk about good parenting practices instead? I've got a book here about them. That shouldn't be to hard to do. + + Dirk: When the baby's in the crib, (yes?) + Drop it like it's hot, (what?!) + Drop it like it's hot, (no!) + Drop it like it's hot, (dirk no that's bad parenting practices!) + + And when the baby's out of the crib, (no!) + Eat it like it's hot, (dirk!) + Eat it like it's hot, (stop it!) + Eat it like it's hot, [crunch] + + Jake: + Dirk, stop eating the baby! + + Dirk: + Look, all I'm saying [crunch] is that babys probably taste better fresh. + + Jake: + Just stop it! + + Dirk: + Look, it's just a toe. Little shit probably won't miss it. [crunch] + + Jake: + You just ate another one! + + Dirk: + It has, like, another 7! [crunch] + + Jake: + Now it only has 6! + + Dirk: Look, Jake, I respect you as a partner, but this is literally me. I need to finally accept my destiny, and eat all the babys. (heavy echo) All of them. + + Jake: Dirk, you are complete and batshit poppycock insane. But I love you. + + [makeout noises] + + Jane: What are you doing Jake don't let Dirk eat the baby! + + Jake: I have to let Dirk do this. This is the only way to let him regain control of his life Jane, you have to understand! + + Jane: Ugg, he's using his bullshit heart magic on you again isn't he. + + Dirk: No I'm not. + + Jane: Yes you are! + + Dirk: No I'm not. [crunch] + + Jane: Dirk! Stop trying to distract me by eating the baby! + + Dirk: So it's decided. The baby is to be eaten. + + Dirk: So… + Dirk: Yeah. + Dirk: I'm just going to eat my baby then. + + Roxy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! + + Jane: DIRK STOP EATING YOUR LEG RIGHT THIS INSTANT. + Callie: i don't really see anything oUt of the ordinary with that, actUally… + + Jake: Dirk, as your husband and co-parent of this baby, I support your decision, but I am still disappointed in you. + + Dirk: Mmm. + Dirk: Of all the things I hate [chew] about myself, taste is not one of them. + Dirk: I taste damn good. + + Callie: dirk this is a little lewd if i'm being quite honest! + + Roxy: that's it i'm gonna have to start fucking drinking again just to get that image out of my mind + + Dirk: God, do all babies [chew] taste this good? + Dirk: Because I'll be honest - this makes me want to eat every single baby in the human race. + + Dirk: ...Mmm. + Dirk: That was delicious. + + John: hey guys, what the hell just happened? + + Jane: John? What are you doing here? + + John: when i heard that some crazy baby stuff was going down i came as fast as i could! + John: where's dirk and his baby? + + Jane: Dirk ate the baby and the baby was him and now we're all a little dead inside. + + John: ........ + + John: you guys are kinda depressing, aren't you? +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + I came as fast as I could +--- +Track: How Do I Live (Thanks for Playing Version) +Artists: +- Kal-la-kal-la +Cover Artists: +- nights +- Tipsy +Art Tags: +- John +- Jade +- Rose +- Roxy +Duration: '04:13' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-do-i-live-thanks-for-playing-version +- https://youtu.be/O83TiDeyhHU +Referenced Tracks: +- track:how-do-i-live +Lyrics: |- + How do I + Get through one night without you? + If I had to live without you + What kind of life would that be? + Oh, and I + I need you in my arms, need you to hold + You're my world, my heart, my soul + If you ever leave + Baby that would take away everything good in my life + Without you + There'd be no sun in my sky + There'd be no love in my life + There'd be no world left for me + Oh, and I + Baby I don't know what I would do + I'd be lost if I lost you + If you ever leave + Baby that would take away everything that's real in my life + And tell me now + How do I live without you? + I wanna know + How do I breathe without you? + If you ever go + How will I ever, ever survive? + + How do I live without you? + I wanna know + How do I breathe without you? + If you ever go + How will I ever, ever survive? + (Oh, it's- it's done. Oh.) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/homestuck-vol-5.yaml b/album/homestuck-vol-5.yaml index 565114b6..54ee4295 100644 --- a/album/homestuck-vol-5.yaml +++ b/album/homestuck-vol-5.yaml @@ -727,13 +727,50 @@ Art Tags: Referenced Tracks: - How Do I Live Lyrics: |- - How do I<br>Get through one night without you?<br>If I had to live without you<br>What kind of life would that be?<br>Oh, and I<br>I need you in my arms, need you to hold<br>You're my world, my heart, my soul<br>If you ever leave<br>Baby that would take away everything good in my life - Without you<br>There'd be no sun in my sky<br>There'd be no love in my life<br>There'd be no world left for me<br>Oh, and I<br>Baby I don't know what I would do<br>I'd be lost if I lost you<br>If you ever leave<br>Baby that would take away everything that's real in my life - And tell me now<br>How do I live without you?<br>I wanna know<br>How do I breathe without you?<br>If you ever go<br>How will I ever, ever survive? - Nick Smalley on guitar, ladies and gentlemen! - Yeah<br>Play that shit!<br>Mmm<br>I hear ya, I hear you in here<br>In my heart<br>Mmm, so good on my eardrums<br>Yeah<br>You got that Telecaster twang<br>Twangin' into my soul - Alright now, let's bring it back here, now<br>I need somethin' with a little soul<br>Casey, take us there, bring it back!<br>Alright, come on now! - And tell me now<br>How do I live without you?<br>I wanna know<br>How do I breathe without you?<br>If you ever go<br>How will I ever, ever survive? + How do I + Get through one night without you? + If I had to live without you + What kind of life would that be? + Oh, and I + I need you in my arms, need you to hold + You're my world, my heart, my soul + If you ever leave + Baby that would take away everything good in my life + Without you + There'd be no sun in my sky + There'd be no love in my life + There'd be no world left for me + Oh, and I + Baby I don't know what I would do + I'd be lost if I lost you + If you ever leave + Baby that would take away everything that's real in my life + And tell me now + How do I live without you? + I wanna know + How do I breathe without you? + If you ever go + How will I ever, ever survive? + (Nick Smalley on guitar, ladies and gentlemen!) + (Yeah) + (Play that shit!) + (Mmm) + (I hear ya, I hear you in here) + (In my heart) + (Mmm, so good on my eardrums) + (Yeah) + (You got that Telecaster twang) + (Twangin' into my soul) + (Alright now, let's bring it back here, now) + (I need somethin' with a little soul) + (Casey, take us there, bring it back!) + (Alright, come on now!) + And tell me now + How do I live without you? + I wanna know + How do I breathe without you? + If you ever go + How will I ever, ever survive? (Oh, it's- it's done. Oh.) Commentary: |- <i>Michael Guy Bowman:</i> diff --git a/album/megalovania-fusion-collab.yaml b/album/megalovania-fusion-collab.yaml index 85b5f585..bdbf7c6e 100644 --- a/album/megalovania-fusion-collab.yaml +++ b/album/megalovania-fusion-collab.yaml @@ -84,6 +84,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Mutiny (crapapella) - We Are Number One - Jackknive +- track:hankage-fantazumu-2 Sampled Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - mm2wood @@ -115,6 +116,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Megalovania (Smooth McGroove Cover) - We Are Number One - courser remix +- track:hankage-fantazumu-2 Lyrics: |- [Kick kick snare set to the beat] @@ -179,7 +181,4 @@ Lyrics: |- (I LOVE YOU DOGGY!) - [Japanese-sounding gibberish] -Commentary: |- - <i>Makin:</i> - The final part references/samples the song "Hankage Fantazumu 2" by Difarem, who is quoted as saying "yes, this is/will be a thing". As of six years later, it is/has not been a thing. \ No newline at end of file + [Japanese-sounding gibberish] \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/moons-of-theseus.yaml b/album/moons-of-theseus.yaml index 394e5ba2..66b4d6b0 100644 --- a/album/moons-of-theseus.yaml +++ b/album/moons-of-theseus.yaml @@ -55,7 +55,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Forever - Dawn of Man - Sburban Jungle -- The Return +- The Return of Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido - Violet and Gold Sampled Tracks: - Apollo 8 communications 069:37:00 Lovell @@ -263,8 +263,7 @@ Commentary: |- please nintendo give me animal crossing switch at e3 PLEASE --- Track: The Return -Artists: -- SplitSuns +Originally Released As: track:the-return-of-mobius-trip-and-hadron-kaleido Duration: '6:12' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/the-return @@ -275,17 +274,6 @@ Art Tags: - Hadron Kaleido - Prospit - Derse -Referenced Tracks: -- The Deeper You Go -- Sburban Jungle -- Beta Version -- Chain Of Prospit -- Fly -- No Release -- Pumpkin Tide -- Lies With The Sea -- Dawn of Man -- Forever Commentary: |- <i>SplitSuns:</i> This song has quite the history to it! I made it back in July of 2018 for the Cool and New Music Team's "Volume 11" project, a plan to make a fan-made meme-filled image of a fake Volume 11 from the Homestuck Music Team's Bandcamp page a reality. All the songs, including a 12-hour "extended" version of Penumbra Phantasm, a rock opera made out of Michael Guy Bowman memes, and a sequel to the Baby is You, were painstakingly produced based on the ideas (and jokes) the track names suggested. Each song's length was the same as it was in the original image, and photoshopped reviews were even added on the album's page using dummy accounts! diff --git a/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml b/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml index d8f6949c..e8575759 100644 --- a/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml +++ b/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml @@ -16,12 +16,21 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - A History of Babies Lyrics: |- - A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS AGO...<br>far in the depths of paradox space<br>a new lifeform is about to be created<br>one whose origin is as enigmatic as the glimmer of a musclebeast's teat - some are carried in by storks<br>some are recreated from paradox slime<br>others appear wet out of their best friend's magical nonexistent vagina - but regardless of how these beings may be formed<br>they all come into the world with a special force:<br>one called + A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS AGO... + far in the depths of paradox space + a new lifeform is about to be created + one whose origin is as enigmatic as the glimmer of a musclebeast's teat + some are carried in by storks + some are recreated from paradox slime + others appear wet out of their best friend's magical nonexistent vagina + but regardless of how these beings may be formed + they all come into the world with a special force: + one called LOVE - this is the story of one man's search for love and truth<br>in a universe forgotten by time - the story of those fearful creatures<br>those that we call + this is the story of one man's search for love and truth + in a universe forgotten by time + the story of those fearful creatures + those that we call <big><big><i>BABIES</i></big></big> Commentary: |- <i>Toby Fox:</i> @@ -169,6 +178,13 @@ Commentary: |- A song for Kanaya, this song is - in my opinion - the weakest contender of the lot. Daywalker nonetheless marks my first attempt at using real audio in a song - I recorded the flute performance myself. Unfortunately, my playing, recording, and production are definitely not up to snuff, honestly. Given that it was recorded with a terrible laptop mic, with a player who hadn't played in a long while (me), I suppose that was honestly no surprise. However, I love both the harp and flute melodies in this song. It was a blast to play, and I'd definitely think about using them again at some point in the future. --- +Track: Desperado +Artists: +- Bill Bolin +Duration: '2:58' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEbF9TohLIY +--- Track: Dirkhestra Artists: - Alex Rosetti @@ -417,6 +433,11 @@ Lyrics: |- My love lies with the sea My love lies with the ocean --- +Track: lucaslee.mp3 +Artists: +- Toby Fox + +--- Track: Lupus Mortis Aeternae Artists: - Malcolm Brown @@ -541,6 +562,13 @@ Duration: '2:48' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Sea%20of%20Derse.mp3 --- +Track: Searching the Desert for Chiptunes +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: '0:42' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Searching%20the%20Desert%20For%20Chiptunes.mp3 +--- Track: Seer of Same-Color Scalemate Combos Artists: - Alex Rosetti @@ -1511,6 +1539,17 @@ Referenced Tracks: --- Section: From the Cool and New Music Team --- +Track: 半影の復帰 +Directory: hankage-fantazumu-2 +Duration: '1:55' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/difarem/vol-11-cut +Referenced Tracks: +- Penumbra Phantasm +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> + This is an unfinished version of the song known as "Hankage Fantazumu 2", which was never finished. +--- Track: マイケルボウマンリミックス remix Directory: how-do-i-live-wub-machine-remix Artists: @@ -1521,6 +1560,34 @@ Referenced Tracks: Sampled Tracks: - How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version) --- +Track: cannon in d bad edition +Artists: +- Ray "TheRadGuy" Mikey +Duration: '1:46' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/cannon%20in%20d%20bad%20edition.mp3 +--- +Track: Descent Into Madness +Artists: +- Cerulean +Duration: '5:54' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/descent-into-madness-2 +Referenced Tracks: +- Descend +- Beatdown (Strider Style) +- Sburban Jungle +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Doctor +- Old Secret +--- +Track: dirk has a high speed chase down the highway to get to the horse stable on time +Artists: +- Ray "TheRadGuy" Mikey +Duration: '0:42' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/dirk%20has%20a%20high%20speed%20chase%20down%20the%20highway%20to%20get%20to%20the%20horse%20stable%20on%20time.mp3 +--- Track: Doctor's Ringtone (No SFX) Artists: - VulkanShawl @@ -1530,6 +1597,13 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - Doctor --- +Track: Drugs Song +Artists: +- Ray "TheRadGuy" Mikey +Duration: '1:01' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Drugs%20Song.mp3 +--- Track: Durst Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon @@ -1555,6 +1629,13 @@ Referenced Tracks: - First Contact - Harlequin --- +Track: food.mp3 +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Duration: '0:57' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/food.mp3 +--- Track: Higher Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon @@ -1584,15 +1665,6 @@ Referenced Tracks: - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - Showtime (Piano Refrain) --- -Track: Searching the Desert for Chiptunes -# Unreleased Cool and New Music Team track, only released in vaporwave form -# (as "Searching the Internet for Radiation") -Artists: -- TirantBacon -Duration: '1:12' -URLs: -- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Searching%20the%20Desert%20For%20Chiptunes.mp3 ---- Track: spooksong Artists: - Difarem @@ -1600,6 +1672,22 @@ Duration: '0:42' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spooksong --- +Track: The Dirk Rap instrumental +Artists: +- Ray "TheRadGuy" Mikey +Duration: '2:19' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/nerd-minus-one/the-dirk-rap-instrumental-from-the-baby-is-2 +Referenced Tracks: +- lucaslee.mp3 +--- +Track: Throguher song +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Duration: '0:45' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Throguher%20song.mp3 +--- Track: Unintentional Anime (Piano Version) Artists: - dbnet18 diff --git a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml index b3f9a5fa..50ceba59 100644 --- a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml +++ b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml @@ -7444,6 +7444,13 @@ Commentary: |- <i>Makin:</i> This is named 'Main Theme' in the first official release, but latter releases reference it as 'Superman Theme'. --- +Track: Swordland +Artists: +- Yuki Kajiura +Duration: '1:49' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUuknk81n2w +--- Track: The Council of Elrond (feat. "Aníron (Theme for Aragorn and Arwen)") Directory: the-council-of-elrond Artists: |