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diff --git a/album/9.yaml b/album/9.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..f496fd56 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/9.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,2267 @@ +Album: '9' +Date: July 2, 2017 +Date Added: September 1, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/9 +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-SpRgauJ9Ofrs4BLDr134d +Cover Artists: +- nights +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Rose +- Hecka Jef +- Kanaya +- Hella Jeff +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Banner Artists: +- nights +- yazshu +- Makin (edits for wiki) +Banner Dimensions: 1100x180 +Banner File Extension: png +Wallpaper Artists: +- Hadron +- Makin (edits for wiki) +Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.9;' +Wallpaper File Extension: jpg +Color: '#a6a6a6' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Additional Files: +- Title: Album Booklet + Files: + - 9booklet.pdf +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + 9 + + <i>Discfortune:</i> (Rando) + tldr everyone on our art team is amazing + + <i>nights:</i> (Cover Artist) + I drew the right half of this cover. Read oceanfalls +--- +Track: 'Intro: I Turned My Daddy On' +Artists: +- Makin +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Rose +- Jaed +- Hecka Jef +- John +- Jade +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '00:24' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intro-i-turned-my-daddy-on +- https://youtu.be/oT3t9ZKBIMQ +Referenced Tracks: +- 'Intro: I Switched My Robot Off' +Sampled Tracks: +- 'Intro: I Switched My Robot Off' +- Moonbase Alpha (Video Game) +Lyrics: |- + i turned my daddy on (999) + and i s*x more (999) + but punish less. (999) + (ignition) + (here comes the skaian earthquake) + (rollercoaster launched) (999, 999, 999) (413!) + (we have) (...liftoff) +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Composer) + Play Moonbase Alpha and listen to Humanz to understand the true power of this meme track. WE HAVE... LIFDOFF. + <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo</a> + + <i>Discfortune:</i> (Artist) + 9 +--- +Track: Spacetime Starstriker +Directory: spacetime-starstriker +Artists: +- Discfortune +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Rose +Duration: '02:18' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacetime-starstriker +- https://youtu.be/i8iyq3ubvfM +Referenced Tracks: +- track:doctor +- Gaia Queen +- track:in-the-beginning-canwc +- Muse of Nanchos +- track:aggrieve +- track:midnight-suffer +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Unintentional Anime (Piano Version) +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix??? +- Bowman's Credit Score +- RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 +- track:next-arrow +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix) +Lyrics: |- + G-G-G-GET REKT + + (I'm-) + + (Next arrow.) + + D-D-D-D-DO IT! +Commentary: |- + <i>Discfortune:</i> (Composer) + Okay so when I make songs I usually start out with a dumb gimmick and then I haphazardly flesh it out to an acceptable point (ex. with 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO it was the name, with Tick and Tock it was the songs being able to be layered and panned, and with Ringleader it was the time signature). Here I sort of started out with that--I was buying Dr. Pepper for a meme at the grocery store when an 11/8 tune came into my mind and I decided to run with it. It was pretty standard, and as usual I made progress rather slowly. The idea was to slowly build up time signatures to reflect the song building up in intensity and soundscape thickness (you might be able to pick out the song going from 11/8, to 12/8, to 13/4, to 14/8, to 4/4). Then later that week Cecily Renns gave a whole spiel on how people take too long to make songs for the sake of making them "the best ever" and that in order to improve we should be maximizing speed over quality to gain experience in retrospect. At first I said "okay that's a good idea maybe I'll do that" but then I thought to myself "no, f*** that, I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with this dumb song, it doesn't even need a gimmick". So I did that, and it took a long time, and it was a little bit tiring, but it was fun. I'll probably do this more often: just having fun. + The song uses a lot of synths, which is relatively new to me. But it was interesting to get a little bit more room to work with, EQ-wise. Also, my motif spacing was really weird. There's this one section before the piano Aggrieve where I vomited out like 3 or 4 motifs because I realized I wasn't being canwc-relevant enough. Probably the hardest part of making the song was the length. In general, it's really hard for me to make anything longer than 2 minutes because I hate looping/repeating sections. + At the end of the day I guess the song was supposed to serve as the next in a long line of "songs that Crypt made to experiment with new genres"" but I think Spacetime Starstriker sounds too much like a more realized form of Light at the End of the Tunnel from Train Game. But hey, it got me to listen to more electronic music, which I almost never do outside of Homestuck. If I never release my solo album, imagine this as track three. Well, have fun with the rest of the album. It's probably our best one. Don't let Makin tell you otherwise. MEME +--- +Track: Harlecoaster (Not Voul. 1 Mix) +Artists: +- Commander Cello +Cover Artists: +- Radical Dude 42 +Cover Art File Extension: gif +Duration: '01:00' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlecoaster-not-voul-1-mix +- https://youtu.be/8a0nPBVw-ks +Referenced Tracks: +- track:harlequin +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +Commentary: |- + <i>Commander Cello:</i> (Composer) + During June, I thought it would be funny if I gave the RCT melody to Harlequin, so I did. Then I later became a part of the canmt and thought, "hey, wouldn't this be a funny and relevant joke/song to have?" Then I checked around and found that there was a Vol. 1 song with the same general idea, but in a different, er, style. And that's how this song got made. + + <i>Radical Dude 42:</i> (Artist) + Wait, this was for canwc? whoops +--- +Track: Secretz Barz +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- SplitSuns +Art Tags: +- Joey +- Jude +- Xefros +Duration: '03:09' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/secretz-barz +- https://youtu.be/7g_XImFalv0 +Referenced Tracks: +- Saturnz Barz +- track:old-secret +- Ghost Mound +- track:explore +- track:carne-vale +Sampled Tracks: +- Saturnz Barz +- track:old-secret +- Ghost Mound +- track:explore +- track:carne-vale +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Your Bed +Commentary: |- + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer) + Back in April, Gorillaz were getting ready to release their new album Humanz. With some coaxing from CaNMT members, I decided to create a mashup for the YouTube channel that would combine the Gorillaz track "Saturnz Barz" with the various trailer music we've heard so far in Hiveswap. Part of the song was set to go with a Hiveswap trailer as a SiivaGunner-esque bait and switch, and the whole song would be uploaded as a Gorillaz rip. While initially successful, the latter rip was actually striked off of the channel, and the former video was privated to avoid another strike. I later released in on my SoundCloud and am now releasing it on 9 so that you all can hear it once more! As for the song itself, I stuck true to Saturnz Barz' original structure and made sure the Hiveswap music went well with the stops and skips in the song. I also snuck some other Homestuck music in there to make the rip more dynamic. Enjoy! + + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Artist) + When Secretz Barz was originally uploaded onto the YouTube channel, it didn't have any special track art. For its release on my SoundCloud, I decided to give it some! I decided to go with a straight parody of the Humanz cover, replacing the members of Gorillaz with various characters from Hiveswap. I stuck with 3D models only to mirror the detailed 3D avatars of the Gorillaz' members on the Humanz cover, and I also tried to arrange the characters in ways that were reminiscent of the poses on the original cover. The end result is something I'm quite proud of. Also, just so we're clear, I made this more than a month before the existing cover to 9 was made, so any refrance is entirely coincidental. +--- +Track: A Basketball Calamity +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Lil Cal +- Ruined Earth +Duration: '03:48' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-basketball-calamity +- https://youtu.be/xrNCetRwDyg +Referenced Tracks: +- Space Jam +Commentary: |- + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + Okay so, I had an idea, where I wanted to make some bullshit song, and I found a chord progression I liked... so I took it, and thought... "Let's bullshit this.", and so I did. It was originally a fully original track but then I had the masterstroke of coming across a theory involving Lil Cal and the big man, and i got attached. I then changed the main melody into a rendition of the intro vocals to Space Jam, and the rest is history.... (I also had to shorten the intro three entire times.) + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + (The theory, people. THE THEORY. I MENTIONED IT IN THE COMPOSTER'S COMMENTARY BY GOD.) + + <i>Makin:</i> (CANWC reader) + (The theory turned out to be true, and this song is used in the comic to confirm it, congrats!) +--- +Track: The Souns of Justis +Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Femorafreack +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '02:59' +Referenced Tracks: +- The Souns of Justis (Full) +Sampled Tracks: +- The Souns of Justis (Full) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-souns-of-justis +- https://youtu.be/RYHjrWeiEfw +Lyrics: |- + (Stop! You violated the law) + + (Stop, in the name of the law) + + (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret) +Commentary: |- + <i>Nicholas Nakano:</i> (Composer) + because making a femorafreack song was a good idea + + <i>avocado:</i> (Artist) + fast and furious: the squeakuel +--- +Track: uooɔʎ┴ ɹǝʇsɐoɔɹǝlloɹ (Trap remix) +Directory: rollercoaster-tycoon-trap-remix +Artists: +- Shwan +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Duration: '01:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/uoo-s-o-llo-trap-remix +- https://youtu.be/u2b2uNSJy4w +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +Sampled Tracks: +- Mutiny (crapapella) +Commentary: |- + <i>Shwan:</i> (Composer) + Its not an actual Trap remix but ya know, it has the elements. Also inversion is fun + + <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist) + you probably not noticed that i simply use an art when RCT is used in a song, also trap nation shit and SIX FLAGS. + <img src="media/misc/Simple-roller-coaster-clipart.jpg" width="150" height="150"> +--- +Track: Stabby +Artists: +- Rom M +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +Duration: '02:19' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stabby +- https://youtu.be/vJ1QukP1sa4 +Referenced Tracks: +- Backbone +- Liquid Negrocity +Sampled Tracks: +- Backbone +Commentary: |- + <i>Rom M:</i> (Composer) + fucc boi, So I asked Sean Evans if I could use some samples from his tracks, so that happend. + + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist) + The track art is basically a blatant reference to Backbone's track art, in which Papyrus (brother of Sans Undertale) is wearing Sans' jacket and has a crazed expression, presumably because something something bad times. I decided to allude to this by drawing Jack Noir wearing the outfit of Spades Slick (or, Sleck, I guess), with basically the same pose and expression. Since the original image was meant to convey an Undertale battle screen (which is in deliberate black-and-white) I started with a white outline on a black background, only adding sparing splashes of color, then going with grey shading. Overall I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. (And what are you talking about, the minimalistic approach definitely isn't because I was pressed for time. It was purely a stylistic choice.) To those who are wondering why Jack has a sword instead of a knife, it looks cooler. +--- +Track: 'WANTED: Jack el Negro. REWARD: $720' +Artists: +- cosmicTerrorist +Cover Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +Duration: '02:26' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wanted-jack-el-negro-reward-720 +- https://youtu.be/C3kOzGRO_Uk +Referenced Tracks: +- Liquid Negrocity +- track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir +Commentary: |- + <i>cosmicTerrorist:</i> (Composer) + I made this as a random idea a few months ago when i was bored and i decided to finish it. + + <i>Nicholas Nakano:</i> (Artist) + I like the dramatic showdown motif +--- +Track: Echo Chamber +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Jhon +Duration: '02:33' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/echo-chamber +- https://youtu.be/4k71rZKpPuw +Referenced Tracks: +- track:doctor +- Ugly Story +- Cascade (Beta) +- Where Have You Been +- track:x-vapor-rom +- track:blank-jimmee +Sampled Tracks: +- track:doctor +- Ugly Story +- Cascade (Beta) +- Where Have You Been +- track:x-vapor-rom +- track:blank-jimmee +- Donald Trump speeches +- Sonic The Hedgehog 1 SFX +- Portal SFX +- iOS SFX +- Discord SFX +- PlayStation 2 SFX +- Nuclear Throne SFX +- Minecraft SFX +- Windows XP SFX +- Vectorman 2 SFX +- Donkey Kong SFX +- Donkey Kong Country SFX +- Super Mario 64 SFX +- 'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time SFX' +Commentary: |- + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer) + This song was originally supposed to be for [[album:jpeg|the .jpeg album]], but I wasn't able to finish the song in time. When .jpeg was still in production and yaz showed me the track art he was designing, he expressed interest in having me return to the BLANK JIMMEE persona to create another vaportrap song. I was more than happy to return to the character, especially since I had recently acquired the synth Massive. This let me use some of the instruments Blank Banshee himself used in his songs! For Echo Chamber in general, I wanted to make the song more in the vein of Blank Banshee's most recent album, MEGA. This meant more intricate production and layered samples than before. I used a lot of sounds from various video games, and also tried to chop and screw vocals more than I had with the previous song (especially with my main man Donald Trump, may his reign last a thousand years.) This song was very complicated, but I think it all came together in the end. To those of you familiar with Blank Banshee's work, I hope I was able to pull off his sound convincingly. To those of you who aren't, I hope the song sounds good regardless! + + <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist) + a +Lyrics: |- + (When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are-- Great Dinner.) + (Hey, hey, hey, hey...) + It all could happen... + Where have you been... + Where have you been... +--- +Track: Intentional Unintentional Touhou +Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Hecka Jef +- John +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '01:47' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intentional-unintentional-touhou +- https://youtu.be/zihcLQi8IXc +Referenced Tracks: +- track:unintentional-touhou +- track:penumbra-phantasm +Commentary: |- + <i>Shadok:</i> (Composer) + i never played touhou aaaaa + + <i>Nicholas Nakano:</i> (Composer) + i havent either :v +--- +Track: Moonwasher +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Art Tags: +- Vriska +- WV +Duration: '03:08' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonwasher +- https://youtu.be/LtYfgewBVQY +Referenced Tracks: +- Moonsetter +- Bad Apple!! +- track:penumbra-phantasm +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Mayor Maynot +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +- Rhythm Code +- bootes +- Moonreposter +- MoonShitter +Sampled Tracks: +- Mayor Maynot +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +- Rhythm Code +- Moonreposter +- MoonShitter +Commentary: |- + <i>Difarem:</i> (Composer) + This commentary requires a CyTube Pro™ subscription to view. + + <i>Makin:</i> (Joke Explainer) + The above commentary makes more sense when you realize these albums were <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ0v2oxxpzM">streamed on CyTube</a> upon release. + + <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Artist) + i had no clue what to do for this, so i was like "washer. washing machine." and threw in the dumb jokes that were in it in a goddamn washing machine shittily in paint.net and mouse. enjoy. +--- +Track: 'Rose: Escape' +Artists: +- meems +Cover Artists: +- Sozzay +Art Tags: +- Rose +Duration: '01:50' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rose-escape +- https://youtu.be/ZTaVeMS1jcE +Referenced Tracks: +- Black Rose / Green Sun +Commentary: |- + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + I made a piano solo. And then I added violins. Choirs too. And percussion I guess. + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Person) + i thought i trusted you to make commentary that wasnt garbage + + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + that's fine i'll just write an entire book again <3 + + <i>Wheals:</i> (Human) + it should mention how you're a huge fan of black rose green sun and that's why you decided to make a remix of it + + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + no see that's where you are not correct ~ mees + + <i>Difarem:</i> (Being) + alternative title: "black rose, angry meems" + + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + yes + + <i>Koba:</i> (Entity) + this is a really good carne vale remix man + + <i>Difarem:</i> (Being) + you should have used my alternate version + + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + no what is wrong with you people + + <i>Difarem:</i> (Being) + figuratively and literally everything + + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + I'm not surprised + + <i>Discfortune:</i> (Rando) + AM I TOO LATE TO JOIN THE PARTY + + <i>Difarem:</i> (Being) + we already ate all the cake + + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + hey can i get on the booklet too + + <i>Sozzay:</i> (Artist) + For this piece I wanted something simple but dynamic. The theme was of Rose "escaping from the shittiness" so I had her positioned as if she were falling (or maybe leaping) from the terrifying shitty world. I got a lot of help from meems regarding colour and content and was able to make a dramatic piece that really reflected the song. Hooray for teamwork. Meems and I are a real ride or die duo. +--- +Track: Starsetter +Artists: +- cosmicTerrorist +Cover Artists: +- cosmicTerrorist +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '02:18' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/starsetter +- https://youtu.be/DSpCAx81Haw +Referenced Tracks: +- Sunsetter +- track:sburban-jungle +Commentary: |- + <i>cosmicTerrorist:</i> (Composer) + I tried to make a song with the instrumentation of Sunsetter. I then referenced the violin part of The Blind Prophet and used Sburban Jungle leitmotif. + + <i>cosmicTerrorist:</i> (Artist) + The song name is Starsetter, and i instantly thought in jhon putting stars in the middle of the sky. Fucking creative isnt it? +--- +Track: uprising turnways +Artists: +- sylvarn +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '02:54' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/uprising-turnways +- https://youtu.be/KEjL-4ahMsQ +Referenced Tracks: +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- The Will to Fight (Original Mix) [Denizen Strife] +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:moshi-moshi +- Unite Synchronization +- track:atomyk-ebonpyre +- Rex Duodecim Angelus +- Rex Mille Geromius +- Even in Death +Commentary: |- + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + I made a complete version, and then they said it wasn't good enough so I asked if anyone wanted to help if I gave them the FLP for it, and so, uh. Yeah. That happened on the 26th. I have put three damn months into this shit holy fuck. Good job me on making my first barely ok song? (60 FUCKING hours....) + + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Modest Composer) + I fixed mixing, that's pretty much it + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + wow look at this guy doing this boring commentary pssssh who the fuck does commentary + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + Hecka Jef going up stairs. What more do you want. (becauase he warned himself.... about the STAIRS... he dose not FALL..... dummy.) +--- +Track: Opening Night +Artists: +- Double Hats Eyewear +Cover Artists: +- Double Hats Eyewear +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '01:37' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/opening-night +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFqbxhMFis +Referenced Tracks: +- casino night +Sampled Tracks: +- casino night +Commentary: |- + <i>Double Hats Eyewear:</i> (Composer) + DO NOT LET THE CHILDS RIDE + + <i>Double Hats Eyewear:</i> (Artist) + It's a fiend. + + <i>Makin:</i> (Viewer) + See <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFqbxhMFis">the music video</a>. +Lyrics: |- + (I've got good cash today, better hit the stalls) + (I hope the win the--the big prizes) + (Maybe I can try me some of these... roller coasters?) + (How do you ride this? I wanna ride this... ride) + (Better buckle up for this ride of wheels) + (Young child, the passengers always die) + (I'm going on a limb, roller wheels or death) + (Drive me) + (Drive me) + (H*ck but with an apostrophe instead of an e) + (J U S T) + (J U S T) + (J U S T) + (J U S T) + (THANKS FOR RIDING) +--- +Track: you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title) +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Jhon +- Rose +- Lord English +- Hella Jeff +- John +Duration: '05:59' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title +- https://youtu.be/kyheJf7VG64 +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) +- Greenhouse +- Moonsetter +- Slamdown +- Mayorlovania +- track:cascante +- Even in Death +- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse +- track:showtime-original-mix +- Tick +- track:doctor +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Broom Temperature +- Title (Mega Man 3) +Sampled Tracks: +- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) +- Mayor Maynot +Lyrics: |- + [Mayor Maynot samples set to Megalovania] +Commentary: |- + <i>Noisemaker:</i> (Composer) + What originally started as an attempt to make 'motif stew' by throwing a bunch of Homestuck and CaNWC tracks into a melting pot actually turned out being one of my personal favorite tracks I've created for this project. I tried to make it as misleading as possible, with the shitty intro and the god-awful title (credit to cookiefonster, btw) setting your expectations lower than a game of limbo at the Smallville center for midgets. While it was stuck in development hell for a little while, I'm really pleased with how this turned out, and I hope I can continue making tracks like this until the end of time. Actually, probably not that long. That would suck after a little while. + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + I actually redrew the rose at the bottom right but then it turned out to be unnecessary. Whoops. Guns are hard to draw from weird angles. Also, stop reading this and marvel at Noisemaker's amazing musical skills. +--- +Track: Two master classes, a knife enthusiast, and a green dude walk into a bar. +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Cover Artists: +- Sozzay +Art Tags: +- Lord English +- Rose +- Jack Noir +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '05:44' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar +- https://youtu.be/pc6adq7_KaM +Referenced Tracks: +- Tick +- English +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +- Dance of Thorns +- licord nacrasty +- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) +- Muse of Nanchos +- Liquid Negrocity +- track:aggrieve +Commentary: |- + <i>WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES:</i> (Composer) + Wow! Another medley! This song was written for a hypothetical battle between Lord English and Rose, Jack, and Hecka Jef. It took me... about a month to fully put together. Overall, I'm fairly happy where this ended up, and I hope you'll enjoy it. + + <i>Sozzay:</i> (Artist) + This piece took me over a month to make and actually changed me as a person. It took me on a wild ride of self-doubt, procrastination, inspiration and perseverance. That sounds really dramatic but drawing this deadass had me experience a series of emotions and events that were perhaps the most life changing moments in the years I have lived. Basically, this piece actually fucked my shit up. But I am really glad with how it turned out and honestly would do it all again. I hope I gave Mines' song justice because it's so fun and was what I listened to when adding the finishing touches to this piece. This whole experience rocked my world and I will forever love this song because of it. This is very emotional perhaps it's because I'm writing this at 2am. I've written "this piece" too much. +--- +Track: feeling cool and new +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- Sozzay +Duration: '02:18' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feeling-cool-and-new +- https://youtu.be/R927KxNExsY +Referenced Tracks: +- saoidfisd +- Cool and New Music Team +Sampled Tracks: +- saoidfisd +- Cool and New Music Team +- feeling right +- Love Taste +Lyrics: |- + (I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun.) + + [Sampled vocals from "feeling right" by Moe Shop] + + (I want your everything, every single part of you) + (If you think you can fuck with me, you're going to lose) + (I want to taste your love, anything you want to do) + (And I'll kill you if you try to run, you're mine and mine alone) + + [Heavily glitched] + (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) + (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) + + (Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some real stuff? Nah, I like memes. Alright.) +Commentary: |- + <i>Koba:</i> (Composer) + ur waifu is shit + + <i>Sozzay:</i> (Artist) + The goal in mind was canmt-tan drawn in a more anime style with a colour scheme of light blue, pink and/or purple. I went about this piece as normal and admittedly wasn't too confident with how things were turning out at first, but I kept going and ended up really satisfied with the final product. Lately I haven't been creating pieces this bright and light-hearted, so, despite the difficulties, it was a very nice and new experience. Jaspy is great and cool. +--- +Track: what redbone would sound like if michael bowman was explaining his credit score while spinning two fidget spinners in opposite hands, and sans and ness were battling outside the bathroom +Directory: what-redbone-would-sound-like +Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Sans +Duration: '00:56' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/what-redbone-would-sound-like-if-michael-bowman-was-explaining-his-credit-score-while-spinning-two-fidget-spinners-in-opposite-hands-and-sans-and-ness-were-battling-outside-the-bathroom +- https://youtu.be/vhoyvDX2E0k +Referenced Tracks: +- Redbone +Sampled Tracks: +- Redbone +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Earthbound SFX +- Fidget Spinner SFX +Lyrics: |- + (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between--) +Commentary: |- + <i>yazshu:</i> (Composer) + i want to + + <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist) + kill myself +--- +Track: ShOwOteim +Artists: +- Shwan +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +- Wheals +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '02:35' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/showoteim +- https://youtu.be/5OqjnKyQpME +Referenced Tracks: +- track:showtime-original-mix +- track:sburban-jungle +Commentary: |- + <i>Shwan:</i> (Composer) + as i said earlier inversion is fun, this one, reversion is fun + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + Credit where credit is due. Thank you to Wheals for changing my original art to have the OwO face. Everybody give a round of applause for Wheals. +--- +Track: Furry Monarch +Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- Beq +- Jade +- Becquerel +Duration: '01:54' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/furry-monarch +- https://youtu.be/f01gDafKeCs +Commentary: |- + <i>Wights End:</i> (Composer) + This was originally a song I made to practice piano because I was having trouble finding songs I wanted to play at a difficulty that I could attempt. A few people told me to add instruments to it, so it turned into the orchestral composition that it is today. I'm extremely happy with the mixing, and I really like how the song changes keys. The melody is sort of boring though due to the purpose for which it was originally made. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + I wanted to try something different so here it is +--- +Track: Catched Being Naughty (Punishm8ant Time) +Artists: +- FrostyMac +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- Jhon +- Spdaes Sleck +- Vriska +- John +- Jack Noir +Duration: '02:30' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/catched-being-naughty-punishm8ant-time +- https://youtu.be/0_HWvFSQ8kI +Referenced Tracks: +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Liquid Negrocity +- Spider's Claw +- track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir +Commentary: |- + <i>FrostyMac:</i> (Composer) + Hey, my first song for Canmt! I made the percussion and bass for this song ages ago, and I had pretty much scrapped them, but I was messing around with a song combining MeGaLoVania and Liquid Negrocity a wee bit back and I thought, "Hey, that thing that I scrapped would be perfect for this!" Even so, I didn't actually do much with it until I decided to do something for 9. At that point, I composed this in about 3 hours, did a bit of mixing, and that's how it ended up the way it is now. + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + What is a man? A miserable pile of serkets. This is why you should never let me draw art from scratch and with a deadline, tracing is cooler and newer. +--- +Track: Of Orchids and Roses +Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Prospit +- Skaia +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '03:16' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/of-orchids-and-roses +- https://youtu.be/QoqPTHs8imo +Referenced Tracks: +- Of Orchids and Roses (Full) +Sampled Tracks: +- Of Orchids and Roses (Full) +Commentary: |- + <i>Nicholas Nakano:</i> (Composer) + I heard y'all like accordion (also holy fuck i want to make this song better to match the art for this) + + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + Another nice Viridian track--he had some good starting ideas for the art as well. + <img src="media/misc/of-orchids-and-roses-beta.jpg" width="400" height=533 /> + + I like how this one turned out. Special thanks to Xamag for drawing The Definitive Rose (You Know the One). +--- +Track: Through Corruption +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Prospit +- Derse +Duration: '01:35' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-corruption +- https://youtu.be/xrpM_5lh2cI +Commentary: |- + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + I tried to make a song that sounds corrupted without being discordant and unpleasant to listen to + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + I tried to make a track art that looks corrupted without being shitty or unpleasant to look at. + Okay but seriously, I thought it would be fun to make trackart that mixes corruption with non-corruption, and I found that the easiest way to do that was to export a low resolution JPEG and overlay that over the original image, and then erase the center. I did this with three different layers of JPEG compression. +--- +Track: o's sekret spageti +Artists: +- TirantBacon +- Grace Medley +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '04:40' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/os-sekret-spageti +- https://youtu.be/wcv8V3rZY48 +Referenced Tracks: +- Lose Yourself +- track:transcend +- track:sburban-jungle +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- track:unintentional-touhou +- track:moshi-moshi +- Dirgeish +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Battle Theme for the Lost at Heart +- Good Grievous Bodily Harm +- Flare (Green Sun Remix) +- Apexhalation +- licord nacrasty +- track:midnight-suffer +- track:aggrieve +- Eternity Served Cold +- track:conflict +Sampled Tracks: +- Lose Yourself +- track:transcend +- licord nacrasty +- track:midnight-suffer +- track:conflict +Commentary: |- + <i>Grace Medley:</i> (Composer) + "Tirant submitted this like a day or two before the deadline, but Makin said it needed more stuff, so i touched it up in like an hour + + <i>Makin:</i> (Grace Meddler) + you're welcome for that, it was a MASSIVE improvement + + <i>olkiswerve:</i> (Artist) + parody art of the 8 mile album cover. lose yourself in the spaghetti your knees are heavy mom's weak arms spaghetti +Lyrics: |- + Look + If you had one shot or one opportunity + To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment + Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo + + His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy + There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti + He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready + To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting + What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud + He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out + He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now + The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow + Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope + There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't + Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows + His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope + He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows + When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's + Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody + Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and + + You better lose yourself in the music + The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) + You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow + This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo + You better lose yourself in the music + The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) + You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow + This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo + You better + + His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping + This world is mine for the taking, make me king + As we move toward a New World Order + A normal life is boring; but superstardom's + Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder + Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over + These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows + He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads + God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father + He goes home and barely knows his own daughter + But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water + These hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product + They moved on to the next schmoe who flows + He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera + Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner + But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah + + You better lose yourself in the music + The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) + You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow + This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo + You better lose yourself in the music + The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) + You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow + This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo + You better + + No more games, I'ma change what you call rage + Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged + I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed + I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage + But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher + Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper + All the pain inside amplified by the + Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to- + Five and I can't provide the right type of life for my family + 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers + And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life + And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder + Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter + Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna + Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna + Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's + Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got + To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot + Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not + Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got + To go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot + So here I go, it's my shot, feet, fail me not + This may be the only opportunity that I got + + You better lose yourself in the music + The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) + You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow + This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo + You better... + + Mom's Spaghetti-ghetti + Ghe-ghe-ghetti + Ghe-ghe-ghetti + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) + Ghetti +--- +Track: MoonScreamer +Artists: +- XenoZane +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Art Tags: +- Dirk +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:55' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonscreamer +- https://youtu.be/1jCCNxZM3JE +Referenced Tracks: +- Moonsetter +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +Sampled Tracks: +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +Commentary: |- + <i>XenoZane:</i> (Composer) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + + <i>XenoZane:</i> (Artist) + <b>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</b> +--- +Track: Moshi Finds a NES +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- bobthetacocat +- Ephemerald +Duration: '02:11' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-finds-a-nes +- https://youtu.be/tbONgMs_o0M +Referenced Tracks: +- track:moshi-moshi +- Dialup +- Feel Good Inc. +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + Don't let the name fool you, this song mostly exists because I wanted to do something with Dialup from Vol 8 which is a song I like way too much. I decided to do what I always do: make a chiptune thing combining it with other random songs, and slap the Moshi label on it for good measure. I think it turned out pretty well even though I'll probably never surpass that one song from my solo album that's on Greatest Hits. I'm not joking, Makin literally told me to make this more like that song. + + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist) + Bob drew the NES, the Nintendo-esque "Cool and New Music Team" logo at the bottom, and the CANMT-Tan Seal of Approval. He also sketched up a general outline for how the image would go, which I followed the best I could (while also putting my own take on it). His sketch for Moshi Moshi's boxart looked like Dr. Eggman lying down on a level of Super Mario Bros., so... that's what I drew. The quotes on the upper-left are also taken verbatim from the image outline, because I think they're perfect the way they are. The background with the fuchsia lines is actually an image from one of the endgame levels of FEZ. I included it because I thought it looked 80s, I guess. This entire image was meant to feel dated, like it was actually from thirty years ago, so I tried to reference some NES-era boxarts (like Mega Man 2) with how I wrote the text. Lastly, I added a sepia filter over the whole thing to sell the whole "thirty years ago" aesthetic. Bob, if you're reading this, I hope I did good. + + <i>bobthetacocat:</i> (Artist) + hi this is bob and yes you did good holy fucking shit you nailed it + bob commentary: i made the nes and the canmt tan and the canmt nintendo logo just like build said, and i posted the sketch, and then i had to leave for camp until the first of july, which is when i'm tying this, actually + but yeah twin did a great job with what i left and i give my utmost thanks + + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist) + I ended up replacing Eggman with Fat Vrasky, which was what was intended from the original outline. One final note of commentary is that I drew both Eggman and Vrasky deliberately using only colors that the NES could display, to make it as authentic as possible. Alright, now I'm done, I swear! +--- +Track: GrimdAAAAARk +Artists: +- MrCheeze +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Art Tags: +- AR +- Jack Noir +- Rose +Duration: '01:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/grimdaaaaark +- https://youtu.be/FcbGMN3fQ1U +Referenced Tracks: +- At The Price of Oblivion +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +Sampled Tracks: +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +Commentary: |- + <i>MrCheeze:</i> (Composer) + this is my very scARy song, won't you come and sing along + + <i>CreatorOfJanespeak:</i> (Artist) + <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa5KCTqwXDg&t=6s">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa5KCTqwXDg&t=6s</a> +--- +Track: Cool and New Jungle +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Consorts +- John +Duration: '04:09' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-jungle +- https://youtu.be/-35N2HANrPE +Referenced Tracks: +- Redial +- track:sburban-jungle +- Cool And New Countdown +- I absolutely loathe this Drummer. +- Flare +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Secret of the Forest +- Rhythm Code +- Another Jungle +- track:jungle-3 +Sampled Tracks: +- Redial +Commentary: |- + <i>Difarem:</i> (Composer) + I'm not really pleased with how this one turned out, especially the ending. It was originally concieved as a corresponding jungle for MrCheeze's Cool and New Countdown, from call and new. + + <i>groeuf:</i> (Artist) + sounded like some mission impossible shit. idk ive got nothing +--- +Track: Jaed Chaos +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- PM +- Beq +- Jade +- Becquerel +Duration: '02:42' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jaed-chaos +- https://youtu.be/bwIp0EY5hvo +Referenced Tracks: +- Gaia Queen +- track:gardener +- Descend +- track:penumbra-phantasm +Commentary: |- + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Composer) + I made this song as an attempt to somehow convey the character of Jaed into song form. Each section of the song represents a significant self-observed character trait of Jaed: Wacky, unfortunate and possibly psychotic. It's composition is reminiscent of Radiation's composition style (of course), but I tried to at least keep it my own style in the later half of the song. Although I might make an extended version in the future, perhaps with certain animal noises... Keep a look out for that! :D + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + There was supposed to be no light effect after reading some reviews by judges i added cool and new effects +--- +Track: Andrew Hussie's Wild Ride +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- AH +- Problem Sleuth +- John +- Joey +Duration: '03:41' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/andrew-hussies-wild-ride +- https://youtu.be/1R_hq38q92I +Referenced Tracks: +- Flare +- track:old-secret +- Pumpkin Cravings +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Sunslammer +- track:under-the-hat +Commentary: |- + <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer) + This song started off with me noticing how the chord progressions for flare and old secret are based on the same descending tetrachord bass motif (similar to the one used in megalovania) but with different executions and upper voices. So I tried to blend them together just for some arrangement practice since that was a thing I was doing at the time and it ended up turning into this whole big thing. The idea for it to represent the crazy journey that Hussie has been taking us through over the years - starting off deceptively simple and just growing into this complex intertwined mess of weird time shit and paradoxes and black holes and self-referencial madness - came surprisingly late into the process but helped me make the final call on some arrangement details that I think help it "tell a better story" if that makes sense. (And yes, I know Under The Hat and Pumpkin Cravings aren't REALLY PS tracks but come on you and I both know they FEEL like Problem Sleuth.) + + <i>Anonymous CANMT Member:</i> + more like hiveswaps release saga + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + euuuuuu +--- +Track: The Ultimate "O"down +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Dabe +- Dave +Duration: '04:03' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-odown +- https://youtu.be/te31ubMShyY +Referenced Tracks: +- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- Yo Home to Bel-Air +- Anbroids +- English +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +Sampled Tracks: +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- Yo Home to Bel-Air +Lyrics: |- + (A-a-a-are you ready?) + old lord spanish was stompin around + his own felt manor like a big playground + when suddenly vaska burst from the shade + and hit lord spanish with a ball of eight + lord spanish was pissed and decided to strife + right before getting stabbed by a really dull knife + when the fearsome jack noir burst onto the scene + as jaed hardly crashed it in a flash of green + and she sicced her doggod on the sovereign slayer + but they heard someone shout "yo homes smell ya later!" + out came kraket with some weapons and loot + and dabe stidrer too in his birthday suit + and he took a pair of handcuffs from his cold, chained hands + locked vaska to a clonk all according to plan + as sirens blared on in a violent clamour + femorafreak vowed to send the trole to the slammer + + this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny + cool guys, new guys, and webcomics + as far as the eye can see + and only one will survive + i wonder who it will be? + this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny + + lord spanish threw a punch at femorafreak + and called on cans to knock him into next week + then jack came back ready for his next attack + but hecka jef ran in and stabbed him in the back + and vrasky had realized the cop had lost her trail + when dabe stidrer knew he'd be sending her to jail + but he suddenly stopped and his blood ran cold + and daddy jhon ebgret put him in a chokehold + and he saw lord spanish sneaking up from behind + so he reached for his ham which he just couldn't find + cause vrasky stole it from him for some extra weight + but hecka jef nabbed it off her fictional plate + and he ran towards jhon ready for revenge + as dabe sprang forward with a dad to defend + as quick as a flash, they collided in the air + and they both got spooked by a lil cal stare + + this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny + cool guys, new guys, and webcomics + as far as the eye can see + and only one will survive + i wonder who it will be? + this is the ultimate "o"down... + + cherubs cried out + a frightening jingle + from the ninth circle + arose chuck tingle + who delivered a pounding + into jhon's butt + that ruptured his organs + and made him nut + and he fell on the ground + his life now a mess + as vrasky absconded + with snoman's dress + but chuck saw right through + her clever disguise + and tore her ass open + with just his eyes + + then snoman's black inches and the staff of hunk rump + and penumbra gunshow singalong's trump + apple girlington and robbie rotten + tensei face and michael guy bowman + toby fox spades sleck fresh jimmy matchsticks + grand dad crank dat 720 memes to pick + hadron kaleido and mobius trip + itchy momi and bilious slick + + all came out of nowhere lightning fast + and pounded chuck tingle in his viral ass + it was the sexiest battle that "o" would dare write + with his readers looking on in hypnotized fright + the battle ended to thunderous cheers + when hiveswap released after ten thousand years + the champion stood, we bowed our heads and knew + it was neil cicierega giving credit where it's due. + + this is the ultimate "o"down of ultimate destiny + cool guys, new guys, and webcomics + as far as the eye can see + and only one will survive + i wonder who it will be? + this is the ultimate "o"down... + (this is the ultimate "o"down...) + this is the ultimate "o"down... + (this is the ultimate "o"down...) + this is the ultimate "o"down... + of ultimate destiny! +Commentary: |- + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer) + While talking in the CaNMT server, I had the dumbest idea for a parody of the Neil Cicierega song "The Ultimate Showdown" wherein the various characters in the song were replaced with Homestuck and CaNWC characters. I wrote out the first verse on a whim, and I knew I had to make a full song around it. I wrote the lyrics first, and once wheals and I made sure they were of a sufficient quality, I started work on the instrumental. I tried to make it be as faithful to the original song as possible, but added my own twists to it through additional sequences and some light referencing of other Homestuck songs. Initially the instrumentation was very similar to Neil's work, but I later went back and changed it to make it more synth-y. I also experimented with fitting leitmotifs into the mix in a CaNH-style way where they fit with the lyrics, but I felt they were too shoehorned in. Finally, I approached WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES to help me out by actually singing the thing, since I can't sing for shit (not even in an ironically good way.) Once he was finished, I did my best to mix it into the song in a pleasing way. Making this song was a real challenge for me, since I never really work with vocals in my music. As a result, I don't feel it's my best work, but I hope you guys will enjoy it and find it funny! + + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist) + The original idea for this art was a mish-mash of a bunch of scenes from the "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" Flash animation made around a decade ago (you know the one) into one image, replacing the characters from the flash with the relevant characters from this song. I got as far as drawing Jhon staring at Lord Spanish/English before realizing that it would be way too cluttered and unnecessary, so instead Split and I searched through the entire animation to try and find a scene that we could use. I decided on copying a still where Mr. Rogers is shedding a single tear for all that fell in the majestic battle. Dabe isn't the victor of the "O"down (spoilers!), but since he's shown crying all the time in CANWC, I decided to draw him. (I also didn't feel like spoiling the ACTUAL victor.) And that's pretty much all there is to it. +--- +Track: Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi Moshi +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Cover Artists: +- greenTetrahedron +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- Vriska +Duration: '00:50' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi-moshi +- https://youtu.be/J2RIYXkr9Ww +Referenced Tracks: +- track:moshi-moshi +Sampled Tracks: +- track:moshi-moshi +Commentary: |- + <i>WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES:</i> (Composer) + I'm so fucking sick of [[track:moshi-moshi|Moshi Moshi]] + + <i>Wheals:</i> (Someone, Somewhere) + they're good melodies bront + + <i>WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES:</i> (Composer) + It still hurts me + + <i>greenTetrahedron:</i> (Artist) + im not entirely sure what i was trying to depict here but making that background was hard so appriciate it +--- +Track: Of Bork and Yifs +Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Beq +- Becquerel +Duration: '04:29' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/of-bork-and-yifs +- https://youtu.be/GH-NsEyzQKE +Referenced Tracks: +- Dogsong +- Courser +- Ruins (With Strings) +- track:penumbra-phantasm +- track:mutiny +- Sunslammer +- Unintentional Anime (Piano Version) +- Atomic Bonsai +- track:frost-vol6 +Commentary: |- + <i>Nicholas Nakano:</i> (Composer) + This originally started as a sequel to [[track:of-orchids-and-roses|Of Orchids and Roses]]. I wanted to remix Mutiny, it was incredibly necessary. It is also probably the only reason this song exists. I also wanted to experiment with slightly more discordant and offputting compositions. + + <i>olkiswerve:</i> (Artist) + please listen to the phenomenal "still bummed" album by the bandcamp artist "nouns". it's fucking incredible and I love it. link at <a href="https://nounss.bandcamp.com/album/still-bummed">https://nounss.bandcamp.com/album/still-bummed</a> +--- +Track: jaeded +Artists: +- pizzagremlin +Cover Artists: +- NyashAlex +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- Jade +- Carapacians +- Prospit +Duration: '02:58' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jaeded +- https://youtu.be/u23LGQnWlIQ +Commentary: |- + <i>pizzagremlin:</i> (Composer) + man im just gonna be honest i think this turned out alright even if it was way too long at first but all i really want to do right now is get back to rpg maker fes so what im trying to say is watch out for my newset jam "game" the lever boy coming soon. okay i should probably add something else. um. shamisens sound nice so i used those and also theyre a jaed instrument. + + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Artist) + To be honest, I've long wanted to make some art with the scene of Jaed announcing her newly royal status. At first I've contemplated the thought of making an another photo/art combination, but decided to practice with perspective instead. +--- +Track: Moshi Meets An Orchestra +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '02:18' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-meets-an-orchestra +- https://youtu.be/C21ediWzx-I +Referenced Tracks: +- track:moshi-moshi +Commentary: |- + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + Moshi isn't a person, bass guitar isn't an orchestral instrument + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + Call and new is my favorite AU +--- +Track: please kill me remastered vol 9 edition +Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Artists: +- greenTetrahedron +Duration: '01:12' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/please-kill-me-remastered-vol-9-edition +- https://youtu.be/ON9wK6fLLs0 +Referenced Tracks: +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- The Nutshack Intro +Sampled Tracks: +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- The Nutshack Intro +Lyrics: |- + It's the Nutshack! (Yo.) (Yee, yee.) + It's the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Hooaugh!) (Hey...) + It's the Nutshack! (Oh yeah!) (Ye-yeah!) + It's the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!) (Yeah, it's the Nutshack...) + It's the Nutshack! (Don't forget your boy Angel!) + It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Rainbow Scout...) + It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack!) (Yeah!) + It's the Nutshack! (It's the Nutshack.) + It's the Nutshack! (Hey!) + It's the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!) + It's the Nutshack! + It's the Nutshack! + + Hooaugh! + Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the P.I + Horatio the Horat so big-eyed + Tito Dick, "Dickman" baby + He raised Phil and loves the ladies + + Jack is cool and he's lazy, he's still learnin' + Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin (Ooh.) + Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah (Week-ah!) + Phil's homegirl, God Jack wanna keep her + + But it's not happenin' neither (No), shake it like a seizure + Hold on, let me spark this, take a breather (Yeaaah-hahah!) + Breathe the reefer in my lungs + I got grapes, what you watching, son-sah? + + It's the Nutshack! (Yah!) + It's the Nutshack! (Aaah!) + It's the Nutshack-- +Commentary: |- + <i>yazshu:</i> (Composer) + life is pain + + <i>greenTetrahedron:</i> (Artist) + i just took the peanut from the original please kill me and used it as a brush and then added motion blur +--- +Track: Corrupted Collision +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Femorafreack +Duration: '03:35' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/corrupted-collision +- https://youtu.be/OoCMgXQFKRc +Referenced Tracks: +- Rex Mille Geromius +- Rex Duodecim Angelus +- English +- justice must be a serve +- Tick +- Dance of Thorns +Commentary: |- + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + I started off trying to make a parody of OTS but using cookie's Rex Mille Geromius motif which is quite beautiful in itself. I then lost track and started making chaotic bullshit. I think it turned out well. (I haven't made a decent song since I made this, and it was 5 weeks ago, please help) + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + This was originally for The Souns of Justis, but someone forgot to mention they had already done art for it, so I moved the art to something with femora's elitemotif. I painstakingly composed "justice must be a serve" using the Wub Machine DAW (Digital Audio Wubstation). Too advanced for most people. Don't even look it up. + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + what the fuck is an elitemotif + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + oh and also I traced this from a john wick poster +--- +Track: Boss Battle Against European Doctor Pepper +Artists: +- Squarewave +Cover Artists: +- Squarewave +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:14' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/boss-battle-against-european-doctor-pepper +- https://youtu.be/hXC2x9CiCQw +Referenced Tracks: +- track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure +- track:dr-pepper +Commentary: |- + <i>Squarewave:</i> (Composer) + So this started out as a boss battle remix, and then I mashed it with a few other songs. It got really long, and sort of repetitive, so Makin told me to cut it in half. I was going for a eurobeat feel, and keep it pretty pumped and good. It'd be cool to see it used in a quick boss fight flash or something + + <i>Squarewave:</i> (Artist) + European doctor pepper. Jpeg artifacts are intentional. +--- +Track: Endure +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Carapacians +- Hella Jeff +- Prospit +Duration: '02:59' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/endure +- https://youtu.be/ibhkwt0i2f8 +Commentary: |- + <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer) + holy shit i finally wrote something original?! well not THAT original - for a while, the working title of this track was "unintentional toby". + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + dC said that he was invisioning a horde fight for this song, and the first horde that I thought of was the prospitian guards when Jef was escaping from jail and Jaed had just used her Red Miles. +--- +Track: Unite Synchronization (Revised Edition) +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Dirk +Duration: '02:52' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unite-synchronization-revised-edition +- https://youtu.be/mJh85Yl9n-A +Referenced Tracks: +- Unite Synchronization +- The Next Episode +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Takyon (Death Yon) +- Meet the Flintstones +- Shake That +- We Are Number One +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix) +- The Nutshack Intro +- Never Gonna Give You Up +- Bonfire +- Feel Good Inc. +- I absolutely loathe this Drummer. +- Tunak Tunak Tun +- Snow halation +- All Star +- One Pound Fish +- X Gon' Give It to Ya +- Whales +- Put A Donk On It +- JOHN DO THE WINDY THING +- Without Me +- track:megalovania-undertale +- Lose Yourself +- Space Jam +- POKEMON GO SONG!!! +- Crank That +- Bassline Junkie +- U Guessed It +Sampled Tracks: +- Unite Synchronization +- The Next Episode +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Takyon (Death Yon) +- Meet the Flintstones +- Shake That +- We Are Number One +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix) +- Never Gonna Give You Up +- The Nutshack Intro +- Bonfire +- Feel Good Inc. +- I absolutely loathe this Drummer. +- Tunak Tunak Tun +- Snow halation +- All Star +- One Pound Fish +- X Gon' Give It to Ya +- Whales +- Put A Donk On It +- JOHN DO THE WINDY THING +- Without Me +- track:megalovania-undertale +- Lose Yourself +- Space Jam +- POKEMON GO SONG!!! +- Crank That +- Bassline Junkie +- U Guessed It +Lyrics: |- + (approximate) + Da-da-da-da, it's the one and only Snoop D-O-GG (Snoop Dogg!) + Da-da-da-da, it's the one and only Snoop D-O-GG (Snoop Dogg!) + + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. + + Two to the one, from the one to the three + I like good pussy and I like good tree + Smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe + and I get more ass than (We are number one!) + + The GameBro is here and he's got the games + All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame + He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school + And he's got just a few cheat codes for you + Yo I'm the GameGrl, and I've got the scores<br>'Cause I woop butt and game hardcore + I might look cute but I play to win + So get your head in the game, 'cause we're about to begin + I got sweet moves and secret skills + To pull off the codes, the combos, and kills + Tapping my fingers like a maniac + This girl's gone bad on a game attack! + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (TA-KYON, TA-TA KYON, TA-KYON, TA-TA) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop (TA-KYON, TA-TA KYON, TA-KYON, TA-TA) + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + + (The Games Will Never Stop) + + OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ + Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack + + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da (Never gonna give you up) + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + + Hey now, you're an all star + Get your game on, go play + Hey now, you're a rock star + Get the show on, get paid + And all that glitters is gold + Only shootin' stars break the mold + + (We are number, we are number, we are number one) + + Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar (<i>Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love</i>) + Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar... (<i>Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love</i>) + + X gon' give it to ya (What?) + Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) + Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real + With the non-stop pop-pop--- you wanna put a bangin' donk on it! + + I've created a monster + 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more + They want Shady I'm chopped liver + Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya + A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor + Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart + Quicker than a shock + When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor + When I'm not cooperating + When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!) + + You waited this long now stop debating + 'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating + I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney + But your husband's heart problem's complicating + + So the FCC won't let me be + Or let me be me so let me see + They try to shut me down on MTV + But it feels so empty without me + + Everybody get up it's time to slam now + We got a real jam goin' down + Welcome to the Space Jam + Here's your chance, do your dance + At the Space Jam + Alright + + I play Pokémon GO every day + I play Pokémon GO + + --mom's spaghetti + He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready + To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting + What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud + + I play Pokémon GO every day + I play Pokémon GO + + Soulja Boy off in this ho + Watch me crank it, watch me roll + Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, then Superman that ho + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + Now watch— Soulja Boy off in this ho + Watch me crank it + + Bitch you guessed it-- +Commentary: |- + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + more like i want to diesed edition + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + im not kidding i really do want to die +--- +Track: Sunrise +Directory: sunrise-9 +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '03:14' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunrise +- https://youtu.be/NR0ox5SbNQw +Referenced Tracks: +- Sunsetter +- Skaian Summoning +- Ascend +- track:penumbra-phantasm +- track:conflict +- track:MeGaLoVania +Commentary: |- + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + I had fun messing with synths and then suddenly sunsetter happened + + <i>XenoZane:</i> (Artist) + im not an artist but its fun to mess with some of gimp's default brushes. if that jhon looks good its because he was basically traced from the conclude art. +--- +Track: Fly Me To The Elevator +Artists: +- webdiings +Cover Artists: +- webdiings +Art Tags: +- Dave +Duration: '00:51' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fly-me-to-the-elevator +- https://youtu.be/XZN-EyUV2ic +Referenced Tracks: +- Fly Me To The Elevator (Full) +Sampled Tracks: +- Fly Me To The Elevator (Full) +Commentary: |- + <i>webdiings:</i> (Composer) + I was watching some Evangelion and heard the the Fly Me To The Moon ED and thought the opening sounded super similar to Elevatorstuck. So I made this. + + <i>webdiings:</i> (Artist) + eva memes +--- +Track: Admiring The Nexus +Artists: +- Ragzilla +Cover Artists: +- Schroder +Duration: '00:49' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/admiring-the-nexus +- https://youtu.be/Sfcllah2YcM +Commentary: |- + <i>Ragzilla:</i> (Composer) + I like space. + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist Ghostwriter) + I have no idea who schroder is but DAMN those are some cool wheals +--- +Track: The Elation of Elevation +Artists: +- NyashAlex +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Jack Noir +Duration: '03:07' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-elation-of-elevation +- https://youtu.be/WLTYhgkwWHA +Referenced Tracks: +- track:aggrieve +- track:frost-vol6 +Commentary: |- + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Composer) + This track was an attempt at creating some kind of "musical recap/description" of a scene (in this case Rose learning how to do the spacey thign). Here we can hear the background low-octave string ambient setting the atmosphere of loneliness, Rose being represented by violins and Aggrieve, Jack being represented by saxophone (sorry i totally forgot that dvs saxophone exists forgive me for my sins :c), the clonck he's trapped in by chiptune, and Rose learning the spacey thign by Frost. + Also while writing this track I've first tried harmonizing, and I think it turned out... ok. At least I've been told so. + + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (To Shadok) + i love frenchmen they're cute <3 <3 <3 + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + thxxx but they're not as cute as your songs! +--- +Track: Despoiled Dunes +Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Art Tags: +- WV +- PM +- Ruined Earth +Duration: '02:09' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/despoiled-dunes +- https://youtu.be/tNpDT7_MOKc +Commentary: |- + <i>Wights End:</i> (Composer) + I was learning about how arabic and other traditional eastern music varies from the modern western music that I'm so used to hearing. I decided to try and take what I was learning and apply it to a wanderers themed song. I never actually used any of what I learned other than how it's supposed to sound and what types of instruments are used. I wanted to use a legitimate Maqam (a word use for a type of eastern music scale) but they were so complex and had too many rules for me to keep track of, so I didn't bother. + + <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Artist) + i was like "hey, wanderers chiptune-y thing!!! cool!!!!" and made this. i also realized that i completely fucking forgot basically all the exiles in canwc, so i basically just threw wv, pm, and the big man because i remembered them existing at some point in time as exiles. enjoy. +--- +Track: Creatrix +Artists: +- Cerulean +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Frogs +Duration: '02:09' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/creatrix +- https://youtu.be/4eUbbCr5AZU +Referenced Tracks: +- Science Blaster +- Flare +- track:sburban-jungle +Commentary: |- + <i>Cerulean:</i> (Composer) + Song started out as an old 80s heavy bass dance track but then i realised it sounded much better with the light synth arps of Serum and Poizone. Then my friend, rumu11, created the art but that was rejected :jaedangry:. Overall, I think this is the most creative (get it?) song ive made so far. I might even rework this idea for a later song because it was so fun to work on. Anyway, hope you have a good day everyone <3 + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + I had a vision of CANWC's future. It happened right after I searched "cool frog" on google. The original art was literally the letters "Creatrix" over a nondescript background, aka + boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo + ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo + oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring. +--- +Track: STRIPE!!!! +Artists: +- pizzagremlin +Cover Artists: +- Bambosh +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Hecka Jef +- John +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '02:05' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stripe +- https://youtu.be/0tpHR_1z9x4 +Commentary: |- + <i>pizzagremlin:</i> (Composer) + everyone keeps saying this is like pokemon but i dont see it + + <i>Bambosh:</i> (Artist) + I hope they see the pokemon now +--- +Track: it's Toby, somewhere ... +Artists: +- Shwan +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Duration: '02:32' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-toby-somewhere +- https://youtu.be/Jt4XnGd0kUw +Referenced Tracks: +- It's Raining Somewhere Else +- White +- Moonsetter +- Liquid Negrocity +- Keepers +Commentary: |- + <i>Shwan:</i> (Composer) + i like Toby, Toby is love, Toby is life (but no homo) + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + <img src="media/misc/fat-husky-diagonal.png" width="144" height="234" /> +--- +Track: Break Battle +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Vrasky +- John +- Vriska +Duration: '01:23' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/break-battle +- https://youtu.be/IpqScyeaSwk +Commentary: |- + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Composer) + I initially sang this song, improvising from the top of my head with random melodies being reached from my brain. While I was improvising I was recording it all in edison, and through whatever I came up with I transcribed all the good parts into a structured sequence. It's not the most "efficient" method of making music, but it certainly leads to interesting results :P + Oh, the song? It's suppose to be the song that plays if Jhon ever fought Vrasky (although this song IS completely lacking of any musical motifs to tell you that...). I think if it ever was to be a used song, it would be a battle theme in some interactive fight sequence or something. I'm not fully going to say it WILL be used, because I can't read minds, but I enjoyed making it nonetheless, and I think that's all that matters :) + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + well i was sitting in my art program just sorta staring at a screen when i drew a vrasky + and then i was like hey lets do art + so i did it + i then got the wonderful idea to turn it into a strife scene so i made jhon commit a very bad crime of dadde reversel and i think it really shocked vrasky so hard, especially with the barrage of hams and whatnot +--- +Track: out of time +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- Hecka Jef +- Vriska +- Hella Jeff +- Felt Manor +Duration: '01:05' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/out-of-time +- https://youtu.be/zZ5fNJs4N-s +Referenced Tracks: +- timeshit +Commentary: |- + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + That call and new ii melody was great but lacked shitty earthbound guitar to my taste so here it is + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + When I first heard this song, it reminded me a lot of Metroid, so I decided to base the art on the final portion of Super Metroid where Samus has to escape from Zebes in a limited amount of time. I also wanted to draw some actual track art though so I ended up doing a pixel art image with the super metroid UI at the top. I really like the way Jef came out, but the image as a whole doesn't look that great due to poor balancing of the elements in the frame. Unfortunately I don't think I can fix that without completely redoing the image. +--- +Track: Clockwork Melodica +Artists: +- Legitimoose +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '00:35' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/clockwork-melodica +- https://youtu.be/KYGSBPqrmmo +Referenced Tracks: +- Clockwork Melody +Commentary: |- + <i>Legitimoose:</i> (Composer) + roses are red, it's not what it seems, this is the song that got me on the team + + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + Jhon is really pouring his soul into that melodica. +--- +Track: Cool and New Funky Beat (Feat. Devious) +Artists: +- Rom M +Cover Artists: +- NyashAlex +Art Tags: +- Obama +- Dabe +- Jhon +- Dave +- John +Duration: '02:28' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-funky-beat-feat-devious +- https://youtu.be/9ORGhG0BZsg +Commentary: |- + <i>Rom M:</i> (Composer) + Alright, so a long time ago in april, I composed a little loop in the Phone version of FL, now, the loop was awfully off beat. So I took it to the computer, bam. song. + + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Artist) + Everything featuring the word "beat" is automatically Strider-related. No exceptions. +--- +Track: Momi (Piano) +Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Momi +- Jhon +- Frogs +- Rose's mom +- John +Duration: '02:50' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/momi-piano +- https://youtu.be/Ky20KK2kdWI +Referenced Tracks: +- Breath of the Wild Theme +- track:mother +Commentary: |- + <i>Nicholas Nakano:</i> (Composer) + it's not snowman for the last fucking time AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa + + <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist) + buenos dias +--- +Track: I Miss You +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Duration: '04:15' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-miss-you +- https://youtu.be/D-pwsecrBqw +Commentary: |- + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + I challenged myself to make a song out of every earthbound soundfont sample and lost my sanity around 3 minutes in + + <i>avocado:</i> (Artist) + simple painting of the wrong character +--- +Track: This song was made 30 seconds after the deadline so please have s*x with 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Derse Dreamers +- track:mutiny +- How Do I Live +Sampled Tracks: +- Beat 02 +Commentary: |- + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + Ever since I heard the very well-made medley -3x piano solo in sound test 1, I wanted to make an arrangement that both had actual instrumentation and wasn't buried among the piles of rubbish on that album. Shwan was kind enough to give me a MIDI, which I sat on for 8 months before cranking this out. The theme (and meaning of the name) of -3x piano solo (and this song too) may not be immediately obvious -- it's songs that were used in the comic from Acts 1-4. I had fun adding four more songs to Shwan's reference list, none of which are in *Volumes* 1-4. + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Artist) + Wheals' idea for this art was to make CANWC versions of scenes in every flash each song plays in, so I painstakingly redrew (read: pasted together images and poorly retraced) 24 different scenes from Homestuck, except for a few flashes that had an exact CANWC equivalent where I just stole a screenshot from the flash. Even though I barely actually drew anything (I can't draw to save my life), I'm legitimately proud of this art. Making a Fresh Jimmy version of the FreshJamz logo has to be my best accomplishment yet. +--- +Track: Nobody kn"O"ws +Artists: +- Ragzilla +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '03:58' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nobody-knows +- https://youtu.be/G-A5xTtf2YU +Commentary: |- + <i>Ragzilla:</i> (Composer) + I wanted to get like a Hotline Miami 80s theme for this one, with a mix of some modern sounds. I called it nobody knows because it sounds like a level in a game where you finally reveal like a big character or something, and thet last like 5 seconds you finally get to see the character. + + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist) + This is probably the track art I'm most proud of for 9. I saw that it was an original composition, which I got really excited about - I could do practically whatever I wanted with the art. So, I'm proud to present my headcanon appearance for "o". Based off of the fact that he goes by a Hella Jeff image, he's a disturbingly high-resolution Hella Jeff clad in a dapper blue cloak, with a nancho around his neck, and two charismatic items (the Tetrix of the Arbitor and the Ink of Squid Pro Quo) fastened to his belt. Just what could he be doing with such holy materials...? Nobody knows, my friends. Nobody knows but him. In all honesty, I had a blast coming up with "o"'s delightfully disturbing visage, and yes, that giant "o" DID take quite a while to shade. +--- +Track: Downwards +Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Art Tags: +- Dabe +- Dave +Duration: '04:35' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/downwards +- https://youtu.be/FhtrQuWxfk0 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- End of the world +- Flare +- track:MeGaLoVania +- track:transcend +- Homestuck +- track:moshi-moshi +- Muse of Nanchos +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Good Grievous Bodily Harm +- Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz +- track:midnight-suffer +- licord nacrasty +- justice must be a serve +- Fighting Spirit +- Rhythm Code +- Plague +- Infection +- Tock +- Tick +- 1 Through 15 +- CONTACT +- track:in-the-beginning-canwc +- Ratboy Genius Theme Song +- track:formation +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +- Even in Death +- Liquid Negrocity +- Dance of Thorns +- I absolutely loathe this Drummer. +- Rex Mille Geromius +- Rex Duodecim Angelus +- track:aggrieve +- Step's Theme +- Vaccine +- Oh Boo Hoo +- track:jungle-3 +- Fighting Spirit ~Double Ascended Form~ +- While the Iron's Hot +- track:unintentional-touhou +- Unintentional Anime (Piano Version) +- track:ringleader +- Touchdown +Sampled Tracks: +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +- Oh Boo Hoo +Lyrics: |- + (killing-killing Pikachu? kill-kill-Pikachu?) +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Composer) + give me a sec while I pull the cool video up. If you're not watching the stream this will make no sense to you. + + <i>Makin:</i> (Quantum Leaper) + if you're reading the wiki <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUjbODCExlo">this</a> will make sense to you. Also, this track references the unreleased track "warriorheart.mp3" by StarlightCalliope. All we know is it was a [[track:fighting-spirit]] remix. + + <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist) + Star wanted me to make it as awful as I possibly can but then I made it a bit better than that featuring Dabe as a staircase +--- +Track: Nakkin' Ned's Nice Naks +Artists: +- Interrobang +Contributors: +- Ahnock (vocals) +- cookiefonster (vocals) +- Cerulean (vocals) +- Aris Martinian (vocals) +- Nicholas Nakano (vocals) +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (vocals) +- GoomFloops (vocals) +- pizzagremlin (vocals) +- Makin (vocals) +- sylvarn (vocals) +- Discfortune (vocals) +- Cecily Renns (vocal) +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Consorts +Duration: '02:22' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nakkin-neds-nice-naks +- https://youtu.be/_-ssv7Ngr9A +Referenced Tracks: +- Roustabout (Bassnectar Remix) +- Buy NAK Sell DOOF +- U.N. Owen Was Her? +Lyrics: |- + (Nak x413) + + (Uh oh? Did someone say yeeeeeeeaaa---) +Commentary: |- + <i>Discfortune:</i> (Vocalist) + Nak + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Vocalist) + nak-nak nak-nak nak naknaknak-nak naknaknaknaknaknanana-nak nak-nak-nak-nak nak [to the tune of u.n. owen was her] + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + nakin +--- +Section: Bonus Tracks +--- +Track: Of Orchids and Roses (Full) +Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '03:00' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/SOD_MoqZWkc +Referenced Tracks: +- track:aggrieve +- track:endless-climb +- Dance of Thorns +- At The Price of Oblivion +- track:sburban-jungle +--- +Track: The Souns of Justis (Full) +Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '02:00' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/HpCPoz_4xM0 +Referenced Tracks: +- Versus +- Terezi's Theme +- justice must be a serve +- Heir Conditioning +- Cornered +Lyrics: |- + (Stop! You violated the law) + + (Stop, in the name of the law) + + (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret) +--- +Track: Fly Me To The Elevator (Full) +Artists: +- webdiings +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '01:51' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/TT7Ta0cEgUo +Referenced Tracks: +- Fly Me To The Moon +- Elevatorstuck \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/bowmania.yaml b/album/bowmania.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..8449c3c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/bowmania.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1693 @@ +Album: BOWMANIA +Date: March 10, 2017 +Date Added: August 20, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/bowmania +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-WH4GdzzNYqI5Q49-H5GAP +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Banner Artists: +- Hadron +- Makin (edits for wiki) +Banner Dimensions: 1100x216 +Banner File Extension: jpg +Wallpaper Artists: +- Makin +Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.8;' +Color: '#fce5eb' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + a tribute to a [[artist:michael-guy-bowman|bowman]], who, even he himself, was once a bowboy +--- +Track: 'lore 2: the revengning' +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Contributors: +- Toast (scriptwriting) +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (editing) +- Minish (editing) +- Bambosh (vocals) +- Scott Stutzman (vocals) +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Duration: '02:18' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Savior of a Lot of Money +- track:heir-of-grief +Sampled Tracks: +- Your Bed +- Bumper to Bumper +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Savior of a Lot of Money +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lore-2-the-revengning +- https://youtu.be/QKN9oelGbCc +Lyrics: |- + (It is March, 2017—nearly six months since Bowman was shot and killed.) + (For six months, his brothaaaaaa Scott Stutzman quested valiantly, searching far and wide for any means to revive his a-a-a-a-awesome companion.) + + (Then, deep in the heart of Detroit, the pasta city, a mysterious cl”o”aked figure gifted Stutzman the knowledge necessary to bring back the dead.) + (He makes his way now to the top of Mt. Buttocks, to place Bowman's corpse on your bed.) + + (I don't know how much longer I can carry on with this rotting corpse hanging over my shoulder, but I will do it or my name isn't Constable Governor Sam Houston. I will carry Bowman's body to his big Bowman bed in ten minutes, and then he will return to life by gum. Whoopee! Whoopee!) + + (He arrived at the fabled peak, the wind billowing against his rippling belly.) + + (Hands on your head! Body on your bed!) + (Bed safe… bed warm… bed knows…) + + (Wait a minute. What's happening?) + (Is this really...Is this really—it is! Boo boo, here come da ghoooost!) + + (Bo-bo-bo-bowman!) + (Hilarious!) (Bowman bowman bowman bowman!) + (Bowman bowman bowman bowman!) + (Awesome awesome) + (Bowma-) +--- +Track: BOWMANIA ~ TITLE SCREEN +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Duration: '01:33' +Referenced Tracks: +- Title Screen +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Every Time I Look Into Your Eyes +Sampled Tracks: +- Title Screen +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Head T-Shirt +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Backyard Fun +- Every Time I Look Into Your Eyes +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmania-title-screen +- https://youtu.be/eP6PiLRWKeU +Lyrics: |- + Hello Bowfans, and yes I said Bowfans, because Bowlievers is so 2012 and Bowmans why that's 2013 skidoo + silk-screened, with a photo of my head, you can buy it, now, soon, for this much, this month, + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + You know what it is? + It happens to be 720 + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + This number happens to be between my buttocks which means I will save a lot of money + B O R E D BORED B O + (Bowman bowman, bowman, bowma) + What're we gonna do Michael? + I-- don't-- the sky, I don't have any ideas + Wait, Michael, let's have-- +--- +Track: With Apologies to Neil Cicierega +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Duration: '01:44' +Referenced Tracks: +- Pictures at an Exhibition - Promenade +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/with-apologies-to-neil-cicierega +- https://youtu.be/cGQrDyJUz6A +Lyrics: |- + I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm + Thinking, of a num, of a num, of a num, of a number + I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm + Thinking, of a number + I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm + Thinking, a number + I'm thinking, I'm thinking of a + I'm thinking thinking thinking of a number + I'm thinking I'm thinking of + I'm thinking I'm thinking of a number + Thinking of, thinking, thinking of, thinking + Of a num, ber, of a num ber, + Of a number, I'm, of a num ber + I'm thinking, thinking, thinking of a number + Thinking, thinking + Of a number + Thinking + I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking of, thinking of, + I'm, I'm, I'm I'm... +--- +Track: Bad Credit +Artists: +- Makin (lyrics, vocaloid) +- Tensei (mixing) +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Duration: '03:38' +Referenced Tracks: +- Bad Apple!! feat. nomico +Sampled Tracks: +- Bad Apple!! feat. nomico +- Texas History +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bad-credit +- https://youtu.be/BjgM1WMm9gE +Lyrics: |- + (THE PLACE WAS GENSOKYO, THE YEAR WAS 19720) + + I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks + And that number's not between 450 and 850 + With nothing but greed capturing my heart + Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score + + Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score + Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble + Seven hundred twenty desires denied by + The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow + + Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid + An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed + An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul + The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes + I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard + Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds + Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core + I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score + + Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe + That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy + Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel + The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee + Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright + As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night + Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore + In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score + + I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks + And that number's not between 450 and 850 + With nothing but greed capturing my heart + Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score + + Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score + Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble + Seven hundred twenty desires denied by + the embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow + + Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid + An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed + An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul + The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes + I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard + Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds + Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core + I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score + + Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in + Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins + Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared + From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare + Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night + Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight + My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war + A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Composer) + An explanation of the lyrics' references to Stutzbow and Touhou lore: + I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks <- bowman's credit score + And that number's not between 450 and 850 + With nothing but greed capturing my heart + Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score + + Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score <- undefined fantastic object + Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble <- fruity pebbles jingle, subterranean animism + Seven hundred twenty desires denied by <- ten desires + The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow <- embodiment of scarlet devil + + Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid <- chameleon, hopeless masquerade + An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed <- bowman can't catch, 100%, impossible spell card + An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul <- william henry harrison, immaterial and missing power + The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes <- rice challenge, imperishable night + I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard <- perfect cherry blossom, backyard fun + Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds <- radiation is now on youtube, phantasmagoria of flower view + Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core <- scarlet weather rhapsody, good cop red cop + I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score + + Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe <- bumper to bumper + That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy <- antinomy of common flowers + Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel <- an apple disaster + The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee <- gamebro + Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright <- MEME NUMBERS + As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night + Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore <- texas history, urban legend in limbo + In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score + + [...] + + Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in <- in bed + Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins + Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared + From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare + Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night <- bumper to bumper + Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight + My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war + A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score +--- +Track: Bowreguard Stutzelogic Chaotixotica +Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:08' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Fly +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +- Chain Of Prospit +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowreguard-stutzelogic-chaotixotica +- https://youtu.be/ObAMTkBccos +Lyrics: |- + It's a Michael Bowman Remix + Bo-bo-bo-bo bowman bowman bowman, bo-bo-bo Michael Bowman + Bo-bo-bo-bo bowman bowman bowman, bo-bo-bo Michael Bowman + Bo-bo-bo-bo bowman bowman bowman, bo-bo-bo Michael Bowman + Bo-bo-bo-bo bowman bowman bowman +--- +Track: BowmaniASMR [Roleplay] [Intentional] [Part One] +Artists: +- Bin +- Gordian +- Kal-la-kal-la +Cover Artists: +- Bin +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '04:57' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:suicide-hotline +- track:sburban-jungle +- track:MeGaLoVania +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmaniasmr-roleplay-intentional-part-one +- https://youtu.be/WVwPTClag_A +Lyrics: |- + This isn't canon to Bowmania lore. + It's not lore you dunkass. + + Hello there, and welcome to the ASMR Factory. My name is Michael Guy Bowman, and I'll be your guide as you explore the exciting world of [[track:autonomonasty-senserational-meridisick-repose|Autonomonasty Senserational Meridisick Repose]]. Now I know what you're thinking: Mr. Bowman, can you tell us about the ASMR Factory? Why, of course, child. I've brought a few of my friends to help you experience Maximum Tingles, and we'll be taking you through a wide variety of different triggers. All in all we've got lots of fun prepared for you today, so just sit back, relax, and let the tingles help you drift away… + + Hi, I'm Fred. + And I'm Marvin, Fred's brother. + And we're…. Brotheeeeeeeeeeeeeeers. + You're listening to Bumper to Tingles, and we've got a great show for you today. + Fred, when you're right, you're right. I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll keep going. + And that's our show. Thanks for tuning in, everybody. + + (I got it) x8 + + Well, here we are again, Sullivan. You had the gall to come to me, in my ASMR Factory and expect to get off easy. Well, it's not gonna happen, Sullivan, I can tell you that much. + + But listen here, Sullivan. I can still cut you a deal. I could cut you a deal, if you were talking to me. But you're not talking to me, Sullivan. You're just sitting there, with a glazed look on your face, trapped in some sort of tingle-induced coma. And I don't like that, Sullivan. You want to know why I don't like that? + + Because I could be at home right now. I could be eating a little bag of Japanese candies that I ordered from Amazon. I could be running a rake through a miniature zen garden. I could be opening up a brand new packet of Floam, and letting the individual Floam pellets run through my fingers and squish together in a Floamy coalescence. + + I could be giving myself a haircut right now, filling up both of my ear canals with shaving cream, Sullivan. I could be doing that right now. I could be performing unlicensed cranial nerve exams on various household animals. I could be developing a new form of communication based on chewing cubes of raw meat at varying intensities. I could be going to see my mother with a book of pressed butterflies, Sullivan. Page after page of cold, dead insects, Sullivan. + + I could be reading through old dream diaries, crying over nightmares I had when I was just a boy, because I'm willing to do anything, including reliving the unending horror that was my childhood, to distract myself from my crippling addiction to ASMR. I've had it up to here with how much I ASMR, Sullivan! I need hobbies to distract myself from it. I've had it up to here with you, and that glazed look on your face, and our mutual addiction to ASMR, Sullivan. + + So you know what? I could make a deal with ya', Sullivan. I could work something out. You, me, and my 3Dio microphone, Sullivan. We could work out a deal with the tingles. You, me, a makeshift greenscreen, Sony Vegas Pro Movie Studio 14, and a crisp unopened bag of ionized crystals - all of these things and more, Sullivan. + + That doesn't seem to have swayed you, huh? Well, you've left me no choice, Sullivan. I guess you're gonna have to deal with my partner. Remember him, Sullivan? + + [Screaming] + + RED STUFF. + + The ASMR will return after these short messages. +--- +Track: Windows CS Installation Score +Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Duration: '01:40' +Referenced Tracks: +- Hardchorale +- Windows XP Installation Music +Sampled Tracks: +- Hardchorale +- Windows XP Installation Music +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Windows FX +- Michael Bowman Remix +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/windows-cs-installation-score +- https://youtu.be/-rLb52q5fC0 +--- +Track: BowmaniASMR [Roleplay] [Intentional] [Part Two] +Artists: +- Bin +- Gordian +- Kal-la-kal-la +- Golden_Skylord +Cover Artists: +- Bin +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '05:32' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmaniasmr-roleplay-intentional-part-two +- https://youtu.be/T-XNpkMlO_Y +Lyrics: |- + The talents of Pablo Picasso in his prime... + Oh, I didn't see you there. It's me, Toby “Radiation” Fox, and I want to talk to you about the coolest and newest fandom on the internet. + What, you come in here to get some tingles? People on Bandcamp will listen to anything! OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH! + What fandom is it you may ask? Well, it's only for the best game ever made. You see, narratively, this game is a paragon of interactive storytelling. Every choice you make weighs on your conscience because every connection you make with the characters feels organic. + Even the Pope agrees with me. In fact, he gave my game a 36 out of 5. Why, percentage wise, that'd be… + (720%)x4 + How cool. How new. Buy it. + (The second age of steam)x5 + Hello and welcome to your Texas History Virtual Textbook Laserdisk. The subject of this lesson is DENTAL RECORDS. + As you can see here, I've got two full sets of human teeth outside my skull and inside this plastic canister. We've got a solid set of bicuspids today, and there will be plenty to be gleaned from such a pristine sample. It's a little known fact that God made man to eat leafy shit, hence the shape of your teeth. Also today's recipe. + Now I'll proceed to the latter part of the lesson, in which I take the Texas Burger Bonanza Challenge, and eat 2.5 cheeseburgers in just under five seconds. + (Pokemon)(Go to the polls)x4 + Are you enjoying the tour of the facility? Excellent, excellent. Though, I must admit I've not been entirely straightforward with my intentions. For you see, YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY ASMR TRAP. IT WAS ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU. + (Keikaku means plan) + Now, I will use my ASMR powers to open up a Patreon, and I'll never have to make another commission again. + Good Cop: Hold it right there, Bowman. + What? You're not supposed to be here. Get back to the factory! + No. We're not gonna take this anymore. + Treachery! Is no one loyal? + Looks like I'm about to get some new teeth for my collection! + Somebody! TREASON! MURDER! HELP!!! + But nobody came. + Various: I get it. \ That was pretty good! \ Is that from that furry game? \ Really? \ >_> + Take this! + You're backyard done. + Hi-ya! Take this! How about this? + You're just like my dad! + You're gonna have to try harder than that! + No, no, no, no, no, no, no. + I'm gonna serve you for 32 days, and then you're gonna die. + I'm gonna hit you with an open G so heavy it's going to resonate your whole atomic structure. + That really makes me tick! + This is like the Olympics of stupid. + Have you ever been punched in the face? Well, you're about to. + NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! + Ow Ow OW Oooh Eeeh Eeeh DEATH + We did it!. + Guys... let's go home. + Evil laughter fades in. + Those fools really thought they could defeat me. Little do they know, that I'm already 200 pages into my next novel: Pounded In The Butt By Angry ASMR Factory Workers! + But as soon as that's finished, I'll get my revenge. Oh, Bowman, they'll say. Please spare us! We just wanted the ASMR! And i'll say… “Bowman”? There is no Bowman. There is only Chuck now. And he's going to make you tingle. +--- +Track: Battle Against A Gorgeous Stutzbow +Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +- NyashAlex +Duration: '01:40' +Referenced Tracks: +- Battle Against A Gorgeous Foe +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Battle Against A Gorgeous Foe +- Bumper to Bumper +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Backyard Fun +- Michael Bowman Remix +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/battle-against-a-gorgeous-stutzbow +- https://youtu.be/m0RfNx9qXWg +Lyrics: |- + Detroit, the pasta city! + Stutzman + Back, yard, fun! + 450 + Credit score + Back, yard, fun! (720) + The higher my credit score (Back, yard) + Back, yard, fun! + Bo-bobobobobo Michael Bowman + Michael Bow + Bowman... + I'm thinking of a number, 720 + Detroit, the pasta city! + Detroit, the pasta city! + Stutzman + Back, yard, fun! + 450 + Credit score + Back, yard, fun! (720) + Back, yard + Back, yard, fun! + Bo-bobobobobo Michael Bowman + Michael Bowman + Bo-bobobobobo Bowman +--- +Track: You Reposted The Wrong Credit Score (Seijen blackrom mix) +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Duration: '01:36' +Referenced Tracks: +- Casin +Sampled Tracks: +- Casin +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-reposted-the-wrong-credit-score-seijen-blackrom-mix +- https://youtu.be/NmQ_7EG9onA +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of a number + 4 to 8 to the 4 to the 720 between my buttocks + Happens to be 20 my buttocks 4 4 4 20 + This number is between 4 8 20 + Buttocks, between my buttocks, bet 4 my buttocks, grab this buttocks + Saving a lot of buttocks + Money money money money but money credit money score money a lot of money score + Butt buttocks, buttocks is money, money is buttocks + I'm thinking of buttocks, you know what it is? + Money, money is money is buttocks is money buttocks 20 buttocks buttocks + The number is between 8 4 4 8 4 8 20 700 and 4 8 8 4 20 50 8 I'm 20 + I'm 4 I'm 20 4 7 20 + I'm thinking, I'm grabbing, I'm saving, money + I'm thinking, I'm grabbing, I'm saving, money + I'm high, I'm high, 420, I'm 4 4 4 20 + Fortunately, I'm between my buttocks which is between 450 and 840 + Buttocks, buttocks I'm between my buttocks + Won't you reach in and grab my buttocks? + I'm better at money, you know what this number money + Money 4 money 8 money 20 this number 8 number money 8 number money 8 number money + But number money, my number money, money money 850, 4 money score, 20 + Hahaha, ha, ha (shut up, you shut up!) (help, help me! help me!) +--- +Track: I'm (Not) Saying Anything +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- NyashAlex +Duration: '02:32' +Referenced Tracks: +- Dawn of Man +- Fly +- Three Small Words +- track:sburban-jungle +- I'm Seeing Everything +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/im-not-saying-anything +- https://youtu.be/zd1fgm9wXVQ +Lyrics: |- + And I'm not taking anything + I'm just part of everything + 'Cause everything you have is shared + As long as you don't know I'm there + And I'm not missing anything + I'm just into everything + The stuff you hide beneath the bed + I wonder what's inside your head + + And I'm not sure of anything + But you, my dear, are everything + I'm gunning it inside your car + I'm pulling into the ER + And I'm not saying anything + 'Cause now I'm losing everything + They load you on the stretcher now + I leave the keys and bail out +--- +Track: Credit Sleuth +Artists: +- Ngame +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:57' +Referenced Tracks: +- Problem Sleuth Theme +Sampled Tracks: +- Problem Sleuth Theme +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-sleuth +- https://youtu.be/RhTJNufBLvY +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of, a number + and it happens to be 720 + my buttocks, I'm thinking of, a number + It's my buttocks score + and it's between 450 and 850 + I'm thinking of, a number, my credit score, + and it happens to be 720 credit score! + my buttocks, I'm thinking of a number + my credit score + it's my buttocks score and it's between 450 and 850 + the higher my credit score + the better chance at saving a lot of money + my credit score is between my butt ocks + won't you reach in and grab it for me? +--- +Track: '"Libera me" from Bowman' +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Contributors: +- Sian Hodgkinson (soprano vocals) +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Duration: '04:33' +Referenced Tracks: +- '"Libera me" from hell' +- Michael Bowman Remix +- track:sburban-jungle +- 'Harrison: An American Musical' +- Underneath It All +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- 'Harrison: An American Musical' +- Texas History +- Good Cop Red Cop +- Being a Bird +- Backyard Fun +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/libera-me-from-bowman +- https://youtu.be/udrcoFiYQo4 +Lyrics: |- + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Backyard fun! + + How does the son of a founding father of the nation + get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation + of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh + Tippecanoe, go on to become the + president in 1841. He did it for just + 32 days and he was done cus he died + of pneumonia. Didn't wear no coat in the rain. Boy, + what were you thinking? What's your name? + + My name is Governor Fred Michael, Marvin's brother. + I will eat a series of milk jugs for commemorative purposes + and 2 or 3 maggots in the year 1917 + and then I will bury you, you noodle brain! + + You're gonna have to deal with my partner now. + + (Libera me, Bowman + de memes æterna + in die illa tremenda. in die illa + + quadringenti quinquaginta + octingenti quinquaginta + septingenti viginti. + Tremens factus sum ego et timeo, + Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira) + + Being a bird, being a bird, being a bird, nothing to do, + good day, good day, being a bird, being a bird, bird, bird, bird, + being a bird, being a bird, being a bird (BARK) + What? (BARK) + What was that? (BARK) + What was that? + Fly away, fly away, fly away, into the tree, + in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, + in the tree, in the tree, safe! + Safe now. Safe in the tree. + + (Dies illa, dies iræ, + Calamitatis et miseriæ) + + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (dies illa) + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Backyard fun! (dies magna) + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + + I'm thinking of a number, between (Felix natalis) + four-hundred and fifty and eight-fifty. + Do you know what it is? (Felix natalis) + It happens to be seven-hundred and twenty. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + + Michael Bowman! (Fight the power!) + + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Requiem æternam) + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Backyard fun! + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + + This number is between my buttocks. (Dona eis Bowman) + The higher this number is, (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + the better chance I have at saving a lot of money + but the money is between my buttocks. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman + + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Requiem æternam) + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Backyard fun! + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + + I'm thinking this could save you a lot of money. (Dona eis Bowman) + If you reach in between my buttocks, (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman.) + you could save a lot of buttocks. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + + Do you know what you can reach in between my buttocks to get? (Et lux perpetua luceat eis) + It's your free credit report, + and it happens to be seven-hundred and twenty. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! (Libera me, Bowman) + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. (Libera me, Bowman) + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman. +--- +Track: When I'm Thinking of a Number Between my Buttocks +Artists: +- XenoZane +Cover Artists: +- GoomFloops +Duration: '00:23' +Referenced Tracks: +- Let Me Hit It (Audiostalkers Remix) +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Let Me Hit It (Audiostalkers Remix) +- Michael Bowman Remix +- 'Harrison: An American Musical' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/when-im-thinking-of-a-number-between-my-buttocks +- https://youtu.be/rvEFDo_70yI +Lyrics: |- + Bowman + Michael Bowman + Bobobobobo Bowman + Michael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowman + Michael Bowman + Bobobobobo Bowman + Michael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i Don't Die + Michael Bowman + Bobobobobo Bowman + Michael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowman +--- +Track: Credible Bowmascore +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Duration: '01:57' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credible-bowmascore +- https://youtu.be/E-og4YgIIjU +Lyrics: |- + (Bo-bo-bo bo-bo, bo-bo-bo bo-bo...) + I'm thinking of a number + between my buttocks + between my buttocks + between my number + between my, between my + tween tween buttocks + + (Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, between my..) + It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty + (Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, between my..) + It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty + (Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, Buttocks, between my..) + It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, + seven hundred and twenty, + seven twenty + + I'm thinking of a number + between my buttocks + between my buttocks + between my number + between my, between my + tween tween buttocks + + I'm thinking of a number + between my buttocks + + I'm thinking of a number + between my buttocks + between my buttocks + between my number + between my buttocks +--- +Track: Drum and Bowman +Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +- Scarodactyl +- Wights End +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:38' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Bumper to Bumper +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/drum-and-bowman +- https://youtu.be/mkv1UuYIEMc +Lyrics: |- + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + Bowman! + Bo-bo-bo-bo-Bowman + I-I-I-I-I 720 + I-I-I-I-I lotof + I-I-I-I-I 720 + I-I-I-I-I lotof +--- +Track: New Cool Then +Artists: +- NyashAlex +Cover Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '03:38' +Referenced Tracks: +- Old Buggy Now +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/new-cool-then +- https://youtu.be/bj3mVnxBLrs +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of a number + between my buttocks + my credit score won't you reach in and grab it? + + The higher this number is the higher my chance at saving a lot of money + This number is between my buttocks, and it happens to be 3 700 3 720 700 720 120 + + Between my buttocks + Lot of money + 4 and 850, the numbers that it's between, that it's between + Boundaries, of a number, in this my free credit score, score, scoree... + 720 + 720 + This number is between my buttocks + And it happens to be 3 700 3 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 + + 720 + 720 (and 20, and 20) + This number is between my buttocks + And it happens to be 3 700 3 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 (and 20, and 20) +--- +Track: C.S. Buttock Was Her +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:51' +Referenced Tracks: +- U.N. Owen Was Her? +Sampled Tracks: +- U.N. Owen Was Her? +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/c-s-buttock-was-her +- https://youtu.be/Ngkvfvlv8-g +Lyrics: |- + (buttocks, 7, hundred, 20, etc.) +--- +Track: Do you know +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Duration: '03:26' +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/do-you-know +- https://youtu.be/GB4mDgZ0qzg +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + Do you know what it is? It's between my buttocks, and it happens to be 720 + + Do you know what it is? (x Infinity) +--- +Track: Bowman-o-Matic +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Duration: '02:53' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Cascade (Beta) +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Bumper to Bumper +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-o-matic +- https://youtu.be/PalfH77KqzA +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850 + Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720 + 720 + 700, 700, 700 20, 20 + + Sorry caller, you're gonna have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off my brother + Michael Bowman + That's hilarious! Pittsburgh! + Well let's start with the obvious + That's a curious situation! + A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S + A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A + Lotta money + + B O R E D + Let's have backyard + B O R E D + Let's have fun! + + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + + Buttocks +--- +Track: Pasta Soda +Artists: +- Minkt +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Duration: '02:42' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Marble Soda +- DK Rap +- We Are Number One +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- Meet the Flintstones +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Marble Soda +- Backyard Fun +- Bowman's Credit Score +- radiation is now on youtube +- DK Rap +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pasta-soda +- https://youtu.be/uA_T2sEE1Gg +Lyrics: |- + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! Please enjoy + Bowman, bowman, bowman + Bo-bo-bowman + Bowman, bowman, bo-bo bowman + Bowman, bowman, bowman + Bo-bo-bowman + + Back yard + I'm thinking of a number + Back yard + Between my buttocks + Back yard + Do you know what it is? + 720 + Fun! + + w, w, w Toby radiation fox! + + Back, back + Michael bowman + Back, back + Michael bowman + + Back, back + Back, back back back + Fun + Back, back back yard + Fun + + Bow, bow, bowbowbow + Bowman bowman bowman + Bow, bow bowbowbow + + Bowman, bowman, bowman + Back + Bowman, bowman, bowman + Back yard + Bowman, bowman, bowman + Fun! + + We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas + + This is a certified hood classic + + Coconut gun + We Are Number One + Fruity Pebbles + Tell us your problem + + Bowman, bowman, bowman + Bo-bo-bowman + Bowman, bowman, bowman + Bo-bo-bowman + + 720 + Thank you I love America too +--- +Track: Bowman Time (feat. Neil Breen) +Artists: +- Secily Iopara +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Duration: '03:17' +Referenced Tracks: +- Breakfast Time +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Breakfast Time +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Bumper to Bumper +- Will, The Responstable Constable +- Fun Train Time +- Backyard Fun +- Fateful Findings +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-time-feat-neil-breen +- https://youtu.be/HlysG2lmAGE +Lyrics: |- + Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman + Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman + Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + + Hello, welcome back to bumper to bumper, I'm Marvin + And I'm Fred, Marvin's brother, let's take a call + Hello, you're on bumper to bumper + + Dog, carcass + Irresponsible pet owner, owner owner + Carcass, dog, dog dog + Irresponsible pet owner + + Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman + Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman + Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + + Bowman, bo-bo-bowman + Bowman, bo-bo-bowman bo-bo-bowman + Bowman, bo-bo-bowman + Bowman, bo-bo-bowman bo-bo-bowman + Bo-bo-bo-bowman + + The bad news is we're shutting down the railway + What has happened? + Are you kidding me? Ridership has plummeted + We got cars and highways and boats and buses + Plus, the money is wasted on the new airport + + The second age of steam + The second age of steam + The second age of steam + The second age of steam + + I'm thinking number + I'm thinking of a number + I'm thinking thinking of a number between my buttocks + I'm thinking of a number + I'm thinking thinking of a number between my buttocks + + Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman + Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman + Bowman, bowman, bowman bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + + It's another humdrum summer day here at Michael's house + B O R E E O R E E Ing E E E + + Wait a minute, Michael fun! + Back back back back yard fun! + Michael let's have back yard fun + Back yard fun! + + Mi-i-i-i-ichael Bowman + Bowman, bobowman bo bo bo bowman + Bowman, bobowman bo bo bo bowman + + Next caller on the line + Thank you for calling, this is Fred, the pasta man + Hey, Detroit, the pasta city! + Come on! + + My brother, go to commercial + Pasta + What's wrong with you? + Pasta, pasta + Pasta is what's wrong with me + Everything in this show is directly or indirectly tied to pasta + No, no + + Marvin, what are you doing with that gun? + I am + I can't believe you committed suicide + I cannot believe you committed suicide + How +--- +Track: Nightmare Yard +Artists: +- Mathias Ramalho +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Duration: '01:21' +Referenced Tracks: +- Backyard Fun Theme +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nightmare-yard +- https://youtu.be/i5ii95OH8ZM +--- +Track: Credit Of Nazareth +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Mobius Trip +Duration: '02:06' +Referenced Tracks: +- Waters of Nazareth +- Michael Bowman Remix +- track:sburban-jungle +Sampled Tracks: +- Waters of Nazareth +- Michael Bowman Remix +- track:sburban-jungle +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-of-nazareth +- https://youtu.be/xThSLj4l99c +Lyrics: |- + Bowman + Bowman + Bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + + Bo-bo bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bo-bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bo-bo-bo-boBowman Bo-bo Bo-bo-bo-boBowman + + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + Credit twenty hundred between my credit score + Do you know what it is? My- + Do you know what it is? Credit credit buttocks score + Do you know what it is? + My- do you know what it is? (Bowman) + My, My, 7 7 7 7 (Bowman) + 20 20 20 20 (Bowman) + Do you know what it is? + 7, 7, 7, 7 (Bowman) + 20, 20, 20, 20 (Bowman) + My Buttocks Buttocks Buttocks Buttocks (Bowman) + + Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + Do you know what it is? (7, 7, 7, 7) + Do you know what it is? (20, 20, 20, 20) + Do you know what it is? + Do you know what it is? + + 720 +--- +Track: Bowfeld +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +- bobthetacocat +- XenoZane +- StarlightCalliope +Duration: '00:50' +Referenced Tracks: +- Seinfeld Theme +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Seinfeld Theme +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowfeld +- https://youtu.be/871Emo0Y41w +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of, a number, between my buttocks. + It happens to be 720. (Meme cubes) + The higher my credit score, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. (My brother!) + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks, it happens to be 720. (Erectile dysfunction) + The higher my credit score, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks, it happens to be 720. (You're under arrest! Just kidding) +--- +Track: Bowmanban Jungle +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Art Tags: +- Mobius Trip +Duration: '03:01' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Texas History +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmanban-jungle +- https://youtu.be/vRFtCFxo7RQ +Lyrics: |- + (It's a Michael Bowman Remix!) + ["Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bo-bo-bo Michael Bowman" set to the tune of Sburban Jungle] + + (It's a Michael Bowman Remix!) + ["Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bo-bo-bo Michael Bowman" set to the tune of Sburban Jungle] + (Five cheeseburgers in one minute) + (And then I will be buried alive) + (And then I will be buried ali--) +--- +Track: 'Casin: an American Musical' +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:32' +Referenced Tracks: +- Casin +- 'Harrison: An American Musical' +Sampled Tracks: +- Casin +- 'Harrison: An American Musical' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/casin-an-american-musical +- https://youtu.be/G4V-o81OBMk +Lyrics: |- + How does the son of a founding father of the nation + get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation + of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh + Tippecanoe, go on to become the + president in 1841. He did it for just + 32 days and he was done cus he died + of pneumonia. Didn't wear no coat in the rain. Boy, + what were you thinking? What's your name? + + William Henry Harrison + My name is William Henry-- [coughs] + + (Always wear a coat, don't die) +--- +Track: Credit Smooth +Artists: +- yazshu (lyrics) +- Makin (production, vocaloid) +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Dave +Duration: '04:56' +Referenced Tracks: +- Smooth +Sampled Tracks: +- Smooth +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-smooth +- https://youtu.be/nREkMkEDjPQ +Lyrics: |- + man it's a hot one + like a credit score between my buttocks + im thinking of a number between my buttocks + my free credit score + it's between my butt + my spanish harlem mona lisa + credit score is a dank meme + because it's so smooth + + im thinking of a number between my buttocks + and its between four fifty eight fifty + its got the kind of credit that would save me + a lot of money + and its my free credit score between four and eight fifty hundred dollars + and it can save me a lot of cash + I'd rather be listening to + the three grammy award winning "Smooth" by santana and rob t(h)om(as) + + ill tell you one thing + ive got a number thats between my butt + its between four fifty and eight fifty hundred + seven hundred twenty + have some backyard fun + with michael bowman and the stutzman too + Setsunasa ni wa namae + you just got SNOWED!!!! + + i'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + between four hundred fifty and eight fifty + that number can save me a lot of money + + the nut + + i'm thinking of a number thats between my butt + its between four fifty and eight hundred dollars + the number that im thinking of is between my buttocks + seven hundred twenty credit score in my buttocks + + I'd rather be listening to to the three Grammy award winning summer smash hit + "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty + off of the multiplantinum album + I'd rather be listening to Smooth by Santana +--- +Track: Michael Bowman Instructs HAL-7200 +Artists: +- Double Hats Eyewear +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Duration: '01:49' +Referenced Tracks: +- Falling for Ghosts +Sampled Tracks: +- Falling for Ghosts +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/michael-bowman-instructs-hal-7200 +- https://youtu.be/W9a08XPLE-M +--- +Track: The CANMT +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (Composition, vocals) +- Scarodactyl (Lyrics) +- Wights End (Pitch correction) +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- WV +- John +- Terezi +- Jaed +- Rose +- Jade +Duration: '01:04' +Referenced Tracks: +- In The Marching Band +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-canmt +- https://youtu.be/PdM_1shFOXA +Lyrics: |- + Some teams never make their own memes + never follow their dreams + really quite depressing + + but my team always makes up shitposts + never falling for ghosts + our rips always impressing + + Wacky warriors of the music scene, + Spending our time in C A N M T, + Living with homestuck infamy, + Hiveswap may never be released, + At least there's C A N M T + + Some teams sort their songs with high bars + stupid jokes don't go far + don't find them appealing; + + but my team never lets a gag die + injokes piled so high + can't even see the ceiling + + If stupid music's what you want to see, + you should join with C A N M T + Our albums are all fun and free, + We even have celebrities, + come chill with C A N M T! +--- +Track: Solid Credit Scoreter +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Duration: '01:11' +Referenced Tracks: +- Solid State Scouter +Sampled Tracks: +- Solid State Scouter +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/solid-credit-scoreter +- https://youtu.be/RA2Cm-xzxcE +Lyrics: |- + Credit score + Credit score + + 20, 24 + 20, 27 + 20, 28 + 50 + 54 + 57 + 58 + 104 + 107 + 108 + 120 + 124 + 127 + 128 + 150 + 154 + 157 + 158 + 400 + 404 + 407 + 408 + 420 + 424 + 427 + 428 + 450 + 454 + 457 + 458 + 700 + 704 + 707 + 708 + 720 +--- +Track: Radiation is now a Rapper +Artists: +- Squarewave +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Duration: '02:11' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/radiation-is-now-a-rapper +- https://youtu.be/zASpAPoPz4M +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +- radiation is now on youtube +Lyrics: |- + Ready? (Yeah!) + Between my buttocks, between my buttocks + Between my buttocks, between my buttocks + Between my buttocks, between my buttocks + Between my buttocks, between my buttocks + Between my buttocks, between my buttocks + Between my buttocks + + Yo what's up? I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox, y'all fuckers from the internet may know me as Radiation, but my name is Toby Fox + I'm the guy who makes music for Homestuck, the coolest comic on the internet with the coolest fandom, yeah, yeah + As you can tell I am super hip and young and ironic and a nerd, yeah + Check out these sweet tunes of mine, check them all out + Here's a tune I wrote just now, this one is called **** + How relevant, how new! Buy it! + I'm going to the kitchen + Yo, I know what you're thinking, hey Toby! I want to follow you on Twitter, I want to follow you on Tumblr, yo I even want to follow you on the MSPA Forums + What more you want? What more you want? + I'll tell you what I want: I want it all, motherfucker, I want it all + I want all the money, all the fun, I want all the ideas, yeah, yeah, you liking the spinning? Are you liking the spinning? Let's go to the pole + + Yeah, so what you wanna do is sign up for my new Youtube account, there's a subscribe button + You can follow it at B O W M A N I S G O D, that's Radiation you can see it at the bottom of the screen + Yo, and the best part of this, is it can be about whatever we want, it can be about yeah, a youtube channel for you motherfucker! That's what they call it, you tube! + Yo, fantrolls, hilarious, shipping, funnyyy, buckets, yo, I adore buckets + Yo, I can [unintelligible] in this city? Who gives a fuck, all about me, motherfucker! Woo! + Yo, remixes of classic children shows, yo I'm there, Magic School Bus! + Yo, you wanna play a game, you wanna play a board game, you motherfuckers don't play board games, I only play Sega, I only play classic Sega! +--- +Track: Melody of the Buttocks +Artists: +- Makin +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Dabe +- Jaed +- Jhon +- Fresh Jimmy +- Dave +- Jade +- John +Duration: '04:19' +Referenced Tracks: +- Snow halation +Sampled Tracks: +- Snow halation +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/melody-of-the-buttocks +- https://youtu.be/-yoH1p1DMCM +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of a number between my bu + ttocks do you know what it is? It's my credit score + and it happens to be seven hundred twenty + and the higher my credit score is + the better chance + i have at saving a lot of + money I'm thinking of a + number between four hundred + and fifty and eight fifty do you know why? + It is it happens to be seven hun + dred and twenty which is my + Credit Score Halation + It's between my buttocks + this number I'm + I'm thinking is between four hundred + and fifty and it + fifty the higher is + the number is the better have a chance I + have of saving a lot of money + between buttocks it + + between my buttocks you know what number it + is happens to be between four fifty and + eight fifty and a number is between my bu + ttocks the number is seven hundred + and twenty but do you know what number I + thinking of about thinking of + my number between my bu + ttocks it happens to be between four fifty + and eight fifty and it could save me a + lot of money the higher it is, Credit Halation + the more seven hundred and twenty + which a number between four fifty and eight fifty + this number between four fifty and eight fifty to + be between my buttocks the higher + the higher the number between + + with my buttocks the better chance I have + at saving a lot of money this Credit Halation + be between my buttocks which means I will + save a lot of money but do you know what number I'm + thinking of a number I'm thinkins of a seven hundred + and twenty and it happens to be + Credit Halation +--- +Track: Savior of a Lot of Money +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Mobius Trip +Duration: '02:34' +Referenced Tracks: +- Savior of the Waking World +- Michael Bowman Remix +- track:sburban-jungle +- Dawn of Man +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-a-lot-of-money +- https://youtu.be/19eotUP_o5Y +Lyrics: |- + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + + Mi-mi-mi-Michael Bo-bo-bowman + + Bo-bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + Bowman bowman bowman bowman + + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael (awesome awesome awesome) + Michael Bowman + + --chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + + Bowman + Is + Awesome + Mi-i-i-i-ichael + Bowman + Is + Awesome + + Bed safe, bed good +--- +Track: Cool and New Music Team's Credit Score +Artists: +- Wheals +Contributors: +- Bambosh (vocals) +- Wheals (vocals) +- cookiefonster (vocals) +- Interrobang (vocals) +- Difarem (vocals) +- Rom M (vocals) +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (vocals) +- BitesizeBird (vocals) +- loading (vocals) +- Shadok (vocals) +- Cecily Renns (vocals) +- Lambda Bledsoe (vocals) +- olkiswerve (vocals) +- XenoZane (vocals) +- Discfortune (vocals) +- Bin (vocals) +- yazshu (vocals) +- Isoleucine (vocals) +- Makin (vocals) +- VulkanShawl (vocals) +- Ahnock (vocals) +- william_ (vocals) +- GoomFloops (vocals) +- sylvarn (vocals) +- Kal-la-kal-la (vocals) +- Mathias Ramalho (vocals) +- Minkt (vocals) +- Scarodactyl (vocals) +- StarlightCalliope (vocals) +- Pipko Fanfare (vocals) +- TirantBacon (vocals) +- NyashAlex (vocals) +- Minish (vocals) +- Aris Martinian (vocals) +- Josh Noble (vocals) +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '03:51' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-music-teams-credit-score +- https://youtu.be/gst88QuxdeQ +Lyrics: |- + (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? The number I'm thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It's between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that's between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It's my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it for me? I'm thinking that it's seven hundred and twenty, and that it's between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it? It's a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and get it? I'm thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between my buttocks. Won't you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number is between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks. Won't you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number that could save you a lot of money. It's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot of money between my buttocks! But I'm thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four---) + (OH GOD NO! NO! NOO! HELP ME! IT'S EVERYWHERE! YOU CAN REACH IN BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS! HELP! BUTTOCKS! EIGHT--) +--- +Track: rennss_credit_score.mp2 +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Contributors: +- Wheals (Executive Producer) +Cover Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Duration: '01:51' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rennss-credit-score-mp2 +- https://youtu.be/eYm412YznfI +Lyrics: |- + okay, ahem ahem + mic test mic test + this is good okay + I'm going to also read this: + + im THINKING of a radiation between my dvs saxes. do you know what it is? its my tensei, and it happens to be between my strife. + + im THIIINKING of a tensei between my striife. could you guess what that is? its not radiation, its my undertale, which you can get for 9.99 USD on steam (tm). + + im THINKING of an agentparsec between my plazmataz and jit. could you ponder the answer to that? its my dragonxvi and it ALSO is between my slender the eight pages. + + im THINKKING of a cave story between my earthbound. i wonder if you can guess that. it is not undertale as that is my tensei between my striife, it is actually my homestuck. + + im THINKINNG of a cool and new music team between my o. could you even begin to imagine what this could be? its not my fucking homestuck, because this whole thing sucks and is not funny. + + homestuck was designed by the devil to trigger the armageddon and it seems like me writing slash reading this is yet another step towards for the doomsday machine. + + fucking die in a pit fall if you find this stupid bullshit "entertaining" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/c-a-n-w-a-v-e-2.yaml b/album/c-a-n-w-a-v-e-2.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..09f03305 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/c-a-n-w-a-v-e-2.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1172 @@ +Album: C A N W A V E 2 +Directory: canwave-2 +Date: January 20, 2017 +Date Added: August 20, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/c-a-n-w-a-v-e-2 +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9cmV0uFZucLU6p2gwJ9edU +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Banner Artists: +- Makin +Banner Dimensions: 1100x216 +Banner File Extension: jpg +Wallpaper Artists: +- Makin +Wallpaper File Extension: jpg +Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.8;' +Color: '#ff00ff' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + In a dystopian (but not implausible) future, America has fallen to ruins under the tyrannical hand of President Donald J. Trump. Can Jhon save the country from further disaster, or will he perish in the attempt? +--- +Track: Intro +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Contributors: +- Bambosh (narration) +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '03:07' +Referenced Tracks: +- The Star-Spangled Banner +- Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intro +- https://youtu.be/ZPF7apY4C6A +Lyrics: |- + (The year is 2020. President Trump has led our nation into one of the worst econonic recessions in the history of the Earth. Imigrants are pouring through the southern border. Just look at that chaos! If you thought the econony was bad with Obana in charge, think again! And not only has Trump destroyed the country, but he's running for re-election! His challenger? Representative Cory Booker from New Jersey. It's up to the intrepid Jhon Ebgret to make his way to the White House and assassinate the president, evil Trump, so that he can finally have Cory in the House! Is he a bad enough dude to off the President of the United States himself? Don't turn that dial! It's... CANWAVE TWOOOOOO!) +--- +Track: I Wanted So Much More +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Art Tags: +- Kanaya +Duration: '03:41' +Referenced Tracks: +- Flare +- Flare (horizon's lyricover) +Sampled Tracks: +- Flare +- Flare (horizon's lyricover) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-wanted-so-much-more +- https://youtu.be/YMC-pmtAbSA +Lyrics: |- + I wanted so much more + Than a game we were born to lose + I wanted so much more + + Things fall apart so easily + They break away at the seams + And it seems + This is the life I was fated to lead + Dreams dead in the water + And you ought to let them pass + + So many things I wanted to do + So many dreams + Left for dead in the water + Drowned and gone; just smile and let them go +--- +Track: Shrouded in Specre, a Light Appears +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Duration: '01:08' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:null-vol8 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/shrouded-in-specre-a-light-appears +- https://youtu.be/-DzaCuzDZGg +--- +Track: G A M E R E C L I P S E +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Duration: '04:15' +Referenced Tracks: +- Lunar Eclipse +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +Sampled Tracks: +- Lunar Eclipse +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/g-a-m-e-r-e-c-l-i-p-s-e +- https://youtu.be/eOioPqI6uig +Lyrics: |- + Alright bros, are you ready? + It's time for the one, the only, GameBro! + He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine + The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms + Are you sure you're ready for this? + Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go + + The GameBro is here and he's got the games + All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame + He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school + And he's got just a few cheat codes for you + There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down + That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown + He's got every game beat and skills that sweet + But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite + + Uh! + Do it, do it, do it, do it! + Uh! + Do it, do it, do it, do it! + Alright! + + (Go, go, go, go, go, go, go GameBro) + (Go, go, go, go, go, go, go GameBro) + + Uh! + Do it, do it, do it, do it! + Uh! + Alright! +--- +Track: F L A R E (Doomed Timeline Ver.) +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Green Sun +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '06:30' +Referenced Tracks: +- Flare +Sampled Tracks: +- Flare +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/f-l-a-r-e-doomed-timeline-ver +- https://youtu.be/lomwI78aRAY +--- +Track: c o u r s e r w a v e +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Becquerel +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:51' +Referenced Tracks: +- Courser +Sampled Tracks: +- Courser +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/c-o-u-r-s-e-r-w-a-v-e +- https://youtu.be/ikdY9xo4Ne0 +--- +Track: '[reverie vaporwave]' +Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Art Tags: +- Caliborn +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '05:18' +Referenced Tracks: +- Reverie +- track:frost-vol6 +- Coursing +- track:black +- Cobalt Thief +- track:doctor +- Candles and Clockwork (Alpha Version) +- FantasyP +- Liquid Negrocity +- Derse Dreamers +- track:game-over +- Flare +Sampled Tracks: +- Reverie +- track:frost-vol6 +- Coursing +- track:black +- Cobalt Thief +- track:doctor +- Candles and Clockwork (Alpha Version) +- FantasyP +- Liquid Negrocity +- Derse Dreamers +- track:game-over +- Flare +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/reverie-vaporwave +- https://youtu.be/rd-0pJIOb6g +--- +Track: 'psych0ruins 2: ultra sp00py 0_0' +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Aradia +Duration: '03:00' +Referenced Tracks: +- psych0ruins +Sampled Tracks: +- psych0ruins +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/psych0ruins-2-ultra-sp00py-0-0 +- https://youtu.be/bu7-KBgexjY +--- +Track: ＢＡＬＬＡＤＷＡＶＥ +Directory: balladwave +Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '03:57' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir +Sampled Tracks: +- track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/--12 +- https://youtu.be/QQKNFo_Gwsc +--- +Track: licord midnight +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- MaketheC +Duration: '02:29' +Referenced Tracks: +- licord nacrasty +- Liquid Negrocity +Sampled Tracks: +- licord nacrasty +- Liquid Negrocity +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-midnight +- https://youtu.be/OhOTkM7XxKY +--- +Track: Ｃｌｏｕｄｓ ｏｆ Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ +Directory: clouds-of-aesthetic +Artists: +- Dream Narwhal +Cover Artists: +- Dream Narwhal +Art Tags: +- Skaia +Duration: '02:24' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:skies-of-skaia +Sampled Tracks: +- Dial-up tones +- MacOS SFX +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/--14 +- https://youtu.be/EaMOEzvRvtQ +--- +Track: Fuck you Basset +Artists: +- Greenagon +- Iftrycus +- koykoy13 +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +- Iftrycus +- Greenagon +Duration: '01:01' +Referenced Tracks: +- Slums of Basset +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fuck-you-basset +- https://youtu.be/Zb9A3aww0A0 +--- +Track: The Thirteenth Minute +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Duration: '01:50' +Referenced Tracks: +- The Thirteenth Hour +Sampled Tracks: +- The Thirteenth Hour +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-thirteenth-minute +- https://youtu.be/T0db0tlB_Cg +--- +Track: Keyboardmashequins +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- Vriska +Duration: '00:58' +Referenced Tracks: +- Keyboard Combos +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/keyboardmashequins +- https://youtu.be/Q9dgDBTmaDI +--- +Track: Triphopvania +Artists: +- william_ +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Vriska +Duration: '01:05' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:MeGaLoVania +- track:beatdown-strider-style +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Moon Age +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/triphopvania +- https://youtu.be/xvI8nNux_H4 +--- +Track: Oppa Toby Seizure +Artists: +- GoomFloops +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '04:12' +Referenced Tracks: +- The Nutshack Intro +- Oppa Toby Style +Sampled Tracks: +- The Nutshack Intro +- Oppa Toby Style +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/oppa-toby-seizure +- https://youtu.be/4oFTTAbL828 +--- +Track: Dirkwave +Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Art Tags: +- Dirk +Duration: '01:38' +Referenced Tracks: +- Dirkhestra +Sampled Tracks: +- Dirkhestra +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dirkwave +- https://youtu.be/qJkIwO0YeSY +--- +Track: T H I S S O N G L A S T S U N T I L 3 A M +Artists: +- loading +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Art Tags: +- Snowman +Duration: '05:03' +Referenced Tracks: +- Three in the Morning +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/t-h-i-s-s-o-n-g-l-a-s-t-s-u-n-t-i-l-3-a-m +- https://youtu.be/MojVVicNPig +--- +Track: Inauguration +Artists: +- Makin +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Duration: '01:44' +Referenced Tracks: +- Dust +Sampled Tracks: +- Dust +- Donald Trump Says China Remix +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/inauguration +- https://youtu.be/ufu6Vmp6a0U +Lyrics: |- + (approximate) + Let's say China + China China China China China China China China + China China China China China China China China China + I have to have my China + China China China China China China China China China China + China China and a China China China China China China + I know China very well + China China China + China China + China China China + China China + China China China China China I'm from China + China China China China China China I have people that I know in + China China China + China China + China China China China I'm from China China China China + I have people that I know in + China China China + China China China + China China China + China China China + I've been saying China China China China China China + China China China China China China + I go to China China China China China China China China China + China China China I have to have my China + China China China + China China China I've been saying + China China China China China China + China China China China + China China China I have China China China + I go to China China China China China + China China China China China China China + China China China China China China China + China China China China China China China + China I love China China China China China + China all the time China +--- +Track: A N O T H E R J U N G L E +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Yara +Art Tags: +- Rose +Duration: '00:54' +Referenced Tracks: +- Another Jungle +Sampled Tracks: +- Another Jungle +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-n-o-t-h-e-r-j-u-n-g-l-e +- https://youtu.be/tK6q4jcqw8A +--- +Track: ＣＲＥＡＴＡ． +Directory: creata-canwave +Artists: +- olkiswerve +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Genesis Frog +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:43' +Referenced Tracks: +- Creata +- Spleen +Sampled Tracks: +- Creata +- Spleen +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/--13 +- https://youtu.be/m49Bqe0My14 +Lyrics: |- + When the low, heavy sky weighs like a lid + On the spirit aching for the light + And when, embracing the horizon, + It pours on us a black day which is sadder than any night + + When the earth is turned into a dripping dungeon + In which Hope, like a bat, flutters blindly + And bruises its timid wing and tender head + Against the walls and rotted ceilings + + When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water, + Imitates the bars of an enormous prison + And a silent throng of loathsome spiders come + And weave their webs inside our brains + + Then suddenly, the bells swing angrily + And hurl their hideous uproar into the sky + Like a band of wandering spirits... +--- +Track: VriskaMad 8 K3YG3N - SBURB v413 +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Vriska +Duration: '02:22' +Referenced Tracks: +- A Fairy Battle +Sampled Tracks: +- A Fairy Battle +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vriskamad-8-k3yg3n-sburb-v413 +- https://youtu.be/2-xcDoy1WyA +--- +Track: It's Not Like I Like You or Anything (Baka) +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Art Tags: +- Meenah +Duration: '01:47' +Referenced Tracks: +- Hate You +Sampled Tracks: +- Hate You +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-not-like-i-like-you-or-anything-baka +- https://youtu.be/ZJ44uNkpZr0 +--- +Track: T H E M E (AKA Ballad for Penumbra Phantasm) +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Duration: '01:03' +Referenced Tracks: +- Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental) +Sampled Tracks: +- Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/t-h-e-m-e-aka-ballad-for-penumbra-phantasm +- https://youtu.be/OoZNBWXzBfk +--- +Track: X - V A P O R - N I G H T C O R E - R O M +Artists: +- Minish +Cover Artists: +- Minish +Art Tags: +- Kanaya +Duration: '00:49' +Referenced Tracks: +- X - V A P O R - R O M +Sampled Tracks: +- X - V A P O R - R O M +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/x-v-a-p-o-r-n-i-g-h-t-c-o-r-e-r-o-m +- https://youtu.be/HX19P9n4ffo +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Perplexed) + This is a nightcore remix (speed-up) of a vaporwave remix (slow-down) of [[track:xrom]] by Toby Fox. Does it reference the original song, or does it reference the vaporwave remix? To sample, or not to sample, that is the question. + I guess I'll just write the most stupid interpretation in. +--- +Track: Median +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Contributors: +- Bambosh (narration) +- GoomFloops (voice acting) +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '01:22' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/median +- https://youtu.be/yHJyrga1roo +Lyrics: |- + (jhon had been traveling for many moons when he finally stumbled upon a secret entrance to the white house) + (it was a long underground passageway that led from north dakota to the oval office) + Oh boiy a consealed pasage, + (jhon remarked stroking his hams) + (I rely hope that it's takes me to the wit house,?) + (If it isn't I'm am going to be an angery) + (so jhon set off, ready to make his way to the president.) + (and cure our nation) +--- +Track: Damara's Night Core +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Damara +- Dream Bubbles +Duration: '02:04' +Referenced Tracks: +- Havoc +- track:moshi-moshi +Sampled Tracks: +- Havoc +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/damaras-night-core +- https://youtu.be/4dAbM3VfY8E +Lyrics: |- + (various Damara lines) +--- +Track: A Lamentful Walk Through the Sburban Plain +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Rose +Duration: '15:33' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +Sampled Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-lamentful-walk-through-the-sburban-plain +- https://youtu.be/SvBNclrDNWI +--- +Track: ダウン昇順720 +Directory: ascend-720 +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Skaia +Duration: '08:18' +Referenced Tracks: +- Ascend +Sampled Tracks: +- Ascend +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/720 +- https://youtu.be/BTDLkkoGLyQ +--- +Track: Searching the Internet for Radiation +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Duration: '01:46' +Referenced Tracks: +- Searching the Desert for Chiptunes +Sampled Tracks: +- Searching the Desert for Chiptunes +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/searching-the-internet-for-radiation +- https://youtu.be/_icUIYvp_lg +--- +Track: Bridge of Stairs +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Sweet Bro +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '02:32' +Referenced Tracks: +- Bridge of Stars +Sampled Tracks: +- Bridge of Stars +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bridge-of-stairs +- https://youtu.be/87_JJlcnpnY +--- +Track: S K A I A N S H U F F L E +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- greenTetrahedron +Art Tags: +- Carapacians +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '08:42' +Referenced Tracks: +- Skaian Shuffle +Sampled Tracks: +- Skaian Shuffle +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-k-a-i-a-n-s-h-u-f-f-l-e +- https://youtu.be/3eJnTJWFICc +--- +Track: Vapordave2 +Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Art Tags: +- Davesprite +Duration: '03:35' +Referenced Tracks: +- Davesprite2 +Sampled Tracks: +- Davesprite2 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vapordave2 +- https://youtu.be/UjE7gbb0oTU +--- +Track: Ride Alone +Artists: +- olkiswerve +Cover Artists: +- MaketheC +Art Tags: +- Rose +Duration: '03:25' +Referenced Tracks: +- Skaian Ride +Sampled Tracks: +- Skaian Ride +- Blade Runner +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ride-alone +- https://youtu.be/48O0l6L1rms +Lyrics: |- + (I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die) +--- +Track: Cascasin +Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '07:19' +Referenced Tracks: +- Cascade (Beta) +- Savior of the Dreaming Dead (Cascade Cut) +- Casin +- Divinity +- Cascading Events +- Black Hole / Green Sun +- Freefall +Sampled Tracks: +- Cascade (Beta) +- Savior of the Dreaming Dead (Cascade Cut) +- Casin +- Divinity +- Cascading Events +- Black Hole / Green Sun +- Freefall +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascasin +- https://youtu.be/YKU-NEBL_D0 +Lyrics: |- + Gives me her love + oh stay + to please the girl and be her + Gives me her love + oh stay + to please the girl + Gives me her love + oh stay + to please the girl and be her + You're the one, the one for me +--- +Track: Liquid Nightcorecity +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Horrorterrors +- Jhon +- Dadd +- Dabe +- John +- John's dad +- Dave +- Derse +Duration: '01:40' +Referenced Tracks: +- Liquid Negrocity +Sampled Tracks: +- Liquid Negrocity +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/liquid-nightcorecity +- https://youtu.be/BgOeDEcCl2I +--- +Track: Bumper to Bumper... Eventually +Artists: +- GoomFloops +Cover Artists: +- Skyplayer +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '02:06' +Sampled Tracks: +- Bumper to Bumper +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bumper-to-bumper-eventually +- https://youtu.be/UoUCjMK71bQ +Lyrics: |- + Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, I'm Marvin + And I'm Fred, Marvin's brother + I am brother to Marvin, my name is Fred, this is Bumper to Bumper, a show about cars, and we're brothers + We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas + + Now, Fred, you're my brother + We're brothers + We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas + + Boy Marvin you really put the broth back in brother + Fred, when you're right you're right + I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll stop + + Let's take a call. + Hello, you're on Bumper to Bumper + Hi, I'm Amanda from Pittsburgh + Pittsburgh! That's hilarious! + Isn't that the city of brotherly love? + I think you might be thinking of Philadelphia + Sorry caller, you're going to have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off of the floor + My brother + Brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas +--- +Track: Vapor Crusher (a.k.a. people have probably done this a million times) +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Wheals +Duration: '02:20' +Referenced Tracks: +- Metal Crusher +Sampled Tracks: +- Metal Crusher +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vapor-crusher-a-k-a-people-have-probably-done-this-a-million-times +- https://youtu.be/VWqGy4JZjvE +--- +Track: S Q U 3 4 K +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Art Tags: +- Terezi +Duration: '02:42' +Referenced Tracks: +- Terezi Owns +Sampled Tracks: +- Terezi Owns +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-q-u-3-4-k +- https://youtu.be/_QrGKtfXePA +--- +Track: TRICKSTER CRUSHER +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Contributors: +- Minish (Kazoo) +Cover Artists: +- SplitSuns +Duration: '00:36' +Referenced Tracks: +- Metal Crusher +Sampled Tracks: +- Metal Crusher +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/trickster-crusher +- https://youtu.be/aB3omloWT5A +--- +Track: Snow Creation (Kick me off the team edition) +Artists: +- Secily Iopara +Cover Artists: +- Ahnock +Art Tags: +- Genesis Frog +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '24:38' +Referenced Tracks: +- Creata +- Snow halation +Sampled Tracks: +- Creata +- Snow halation +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/snow-creation-kick-me-off-the-team-edition +- https://youtu.be/ogYj-LlUHkg +--- +Track: Handling Trump's Utopia +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- Cecily Renns +- nights +- Wheals +Art Tags: +- Fresh Jimmy +Duration: '01:29' +Referenced Tracks: +- Sunsetter +- We Are Number One +- Donald Trump Says China Remix +- XP boogie +Sampled Tracks: +- Donald Trump Says China Remix +- XP boogie +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/handling-trumps-utopia +- https://youtu.be/BpZJzpN-l54 +Lyrics: |- + (If you can't, handle me) + (handle me, handle me) + (If you can't, handle me) + (at my, Donald Trump) + (don't, deserve me, deserve me) (china, china, china, china, china) + (If you can't, handle me) + (If you can't, handle me) + (at my, Donald Trump) + (indistinct) + (WE, are number one, number one) + (these guys) + (Donald Trump) +--- +Track: BLΛNK JIMMEE +Directory: blank-jimmee +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- SplitSuns +- Hadron +Art Tags: +- Fresh Jimmy +Duration: '02:13' +Sampled Tracks: +- Gamecube SFX +- Donald Trump lines +- Nintendo DS SFX +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Game Boy Advance SFX +- MacOS SFX +- Ugly Story +- track:sburban-jungle +- Windows XP SFX +- Bop It! +- Flare (Cascade) +- Super Mario 64 SFX +- Swing of the Clock +- XBOX 360 SFX +- Nintendo Wii SFX +- THX Noise +- Time Trax OST +- Honk +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bl-nk-jimmee +- https://youtu.be/SmhekifSgks +Lyrics: |- + (We, build, build, a a a wall, wall, wall) + (We, build, build, a a a wall, wall, wall) (Bowman, bowman, bowman, bobobobowman) + (We, build, build, a a a wall, wall, wall) (I'm really really really really really rich) + (We, build, build, a a a wall, wall, wall) (Bowman, bobowman, bobowman, bobobobo) + + (I need to build a wall) +Commentary: |- + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer) + After releasing hit albums Blank Jimmee 0 and Blank Jimmee 1, the esteemed vaporwave artist/Donald Trump enthusiast "Blank Jimmee" (alias of the part-time sales-salamander/thief Fresh Jimmy) has hit it out of the park with his newest release, MAGA. +--- +Track: All We're Gonna Get +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Lord English +- Rose +- Kanaya +- Jack Noir +Duration: '01:34' +Referenced Tracks: +- Flare +- Flare (horizon's lyricover) +Sampled Tracks: +- Flare +- Flare (horizon's lyricover) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/all-were-gonna-get +- https://youtu.be/W-aP2qE2azk +Lyrics: |- + Things fall apart so easily + They break away at the seams + And it seems + This is the life I was fated to lead + Dreams dead in the water + And you ought to let them pass + + So many things I wanted to do + So many dreams + Left for dead in the water + Drowned and gone; just smile and let them go + + But it seems that's all I'm gonna get; + It's best to forget +--- +Track: Gunshow 2 Finale Part 1 +Artists: +- Aris Martinian (Poem and music) +Contributors: +- Bambosh (Narrator) +- Nicholas Nakano (Voice Acting, Trump) +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (Voice Acting, Cain) +- XenoZane (Voice Acting, Toby) +- GoomFloops (Voice Acting, Jhon) +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '05:51' +Referenced Tracks: +- Gold Pilot +- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny +- Fighting Spirit +- Flare +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +Sampled Tracks: +- Fighting Spirit +- Flare +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gunshow-2-finale-part-1 +- https://youtu.be/w1WUovQ05iA +Lyrics: |- + One bright summer morning, in mid-to-late June, + Our president Trump was holding a spoon. + He was eating a soup at the great dinner table, + With his fair wife Melania and his sons Cain and Abel. + Who these two children were was a mystery to them all. + They'd just shown up one day and proceeded to call + The Trump couple their parents, though odd, yes, it seems. + Their coming was foreshadowed by one of Trump's dreams. + + My dear children, + Trump said, with a saccharine grin. + You seem to be getting uncommonly thin. + Please eat up your soup so your muscles get yuge, + I don't want to resort to any food subterfuge. + + I don't want to eat soup, + Cain replied with great force. + I'd rather eat chocolate please—make it three-course. + + How rude of a thing to demand, I must say. + + Said our dear Donald Trump, though he gave the okay. + And when Cain was quite finished with stuffing his face, + He and Abel returned to their planet in space. + Once Melania had retired to her chamber upstairs, + Donald rapped on the wall in a pattern of squares. + A door opened up to a room filled with toys + (though not ones that you'd give to small girls or small boys). + On a bed in the center lay one young Toby Fox. + He looked up from his book and he tossed back his locks. + + Hello my dear Donald, how was dinner today? + + Not great, I confess, though I do have to say + Cain's aversion to food that would improve his health + Is disturbing to me. It's a symptom of wealth. + + That's very astute of you, Donald, dear sir. + I most definitely agree. I approve. I concur. + Now come take a seat here, next to me on our bed. + I'll make you feel better by giving you head. + + But before Trump could take a step forward, just then, + A young boy with a rabbit interrupted their zen + As he entered the room and he pointed at Trump. + + I'm redy to figt, you plump grumpy lump. + + Oh god, Andrew Hussie, what have you created? + O's gone much too far with his SBAHJ lust unsated. + Now listen up Jhon, if you want to hurt Don, + You must go through me first. Come at me, you prawn. + Yo my name's Toby Fox (please don't call me Radiation). + I created the nutshack and I made up Snow Halation. + I'll clear one thing up now—I'm not o; I'm his ex. + But now Trump's the only person with whom I will have sex. + I've dedicated my life to creating awesome tunes, + My OST is better than Earthbound's, and Rollercoaster Tycoon's. + Andrew's Hussie's little Hiveswap is nothing to my two games. + But first Undertale, then its sequel, set my world into flames. + I shed blood, sweat, and tears to make it out of depression, + And now I come back to my lover's recession? + Donald, baby, I still love you, but a great depression? Jeez. + Anyway, I need some cash so buy my games please. + Now whether you're gay, bi, pan, libertarian, or straight, + you should buy my games cause the shipping's downright great. + And if you feel left out by my statement there, + Uh. You should buy them anyway. Damn, I really love Flare. + So yeah, I guess that's me and I'm done with this rap. + I think I flowed pretty well though my transitions were crap. + I'd also like to say… uh. Let's fight. Come on. + I won't let anyone hurt my boyfriend, least of all a SBAHJ-y John. + + Yaeh, ok. + + Jhon brandished his bunny at Toby, his face + As neutral as ever, as if stuck in place. + And Toby, his face pale as pale could be. + Remarked, + + I have to use the toilet. Brb. + + Then Jhon turned to Trump, his intentions made clear. + Trump's skin was beet red, and his eyes filled with fear. + Jhon pulled out a space gun and covered his eyes + With a dark red headband of unusual size. + He grinned, his big buckteeth stretched out to the sides. + + I'm think thats its time i change up the tides + Your a pest your a dog your a bee your a louse + I need to do Cory inside of the house + + Oh god no, I knew this would be how it ends. + At the end of my presidency, betrayed by my friends. + Jhon please, you know me. I'm no stranger to you. + + But did Jhon even care? + + waht do that buton do,? +--- +Track: Gunshow 2 Finale Part 2 +Artists: +- Aris Martinian (Poem and music) +Contributors: +- Bambosh (Narrator) +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Duration: '05:58' +Referenced Tracks: +- Roundabout +Sampled Tracks: +- Roundabout +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gunshow-2-finale-part-2 +- https://youtu.be/VkW93TsqJ1c +Lyrics: |- + A bang could be heard, followed by a loud woof! + As Trump keeled over dead, and the room was soundproof. + But even as Jhon untied his headband, + + I'll... +Commentary: |- + <i>Aris Martinian:</i> (Composer) + To be continued... +--- +Section: Bonus Tracks +--- +Track: Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental) +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '01:56' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/WqMGZ6H0cwc +Referenced Tracks: +- track:explore \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml b/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..6e500b5c --- /dev/null +++ b/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1237 @@ +Album: 'call and new 2: locomotif' +Date: May 28, 2017 +Date Added: August 24, 2022 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/call-and-new-2-locomotif +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr8fWd49Qi7KVGah3FnDQzu5 +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Color: '#fd5b00' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + Call and New™ 2: LOCOMOTIF ® is a non-linear branching album where the listener gets to decide which remix to listen to next. This album is best experienced using Youtube and its endcards. + <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uIl7fmVnJI">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uIl7fmVnJI</a> +--- +Track: A new Station +Artists: +- Shwan +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:24' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-new-station +- https://youtu.be/0uIl7fmVnJI +Referenced Tracks: +- CONTACT +- Stay in Touch +- Good Grievous Bodily Harm +- House of Lalonde +--- +Track: A new Track +Artists: +- loading +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:22' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-new-track +- https://youtu.be/Dp-pd3fZmiU +Referenced Tracks: +- A new Station +--- +Track: Chronicala +Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:06' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/chronicala +- https://youtu.be/Zuv0EcXT3Tg +Referenced Tracks: +- A new Station +Sampled Tracks: +- A new Station +--- +Track: A new Journey +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:55' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-new-journey +- https://youtu.be/IzNimE_ON8k +Referenced Tracks: +- A new Station +- First Contact +- Sunset Over Bright Future +- track:moshi-moshi +- Cool And New Countdown +- CONFERANCE CALL ~~LAST CONTACT~~ +- track:old-secret +- Tick +- Tock +- track:archagent-everlasting +- Problem Sleuth Theme +- The Will to Fight (Original Mix) [Denizen Strife] +--- +Track: Backtracking +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:05' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/backtracking +- https://youtu.be/HtPvmKEsko8 +Referenced Tracks: +- A new Track +- track:moshi-moshi +- Courser +- track:sburban-countdown +- track:penumbra-phantasm +--- +Track: A New Chronicala +Artists: +- Isoleucine +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:14' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-new-chronicala +- https://youtu.be/AvPGk8Axw5Q +Referenced Tracks: +- Chronicala +- A new Station +- A new Journey +- track:strife-mayhem +--- +Track: Bolin's Cereal Journey +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:30' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bolins-cereal-journey +- https://youtu.be/uOqk6KhAUnM +Referenced Tracks: +- A new Journey +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- Oppa Toby Style +- track:mutiny +--- +Track: Hijacking Jungle +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hijacking-jungle +- https://youtu.be/e0RDJOz5XH0 +Referenced Tracks: +- Backtracking +- track:umbral-ultimatum +- track:MeGaLoVania +- track:sburban-jungle +--- +Track: Chronological Noise +Artists: +- GoomFloops +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:57' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/chronological-noise +- https://youtu.be/k-9i3IPRzL0 +Referenced Tracks: +- A New Chronicala +- track:sburban-jungle +--- +Track: Organ Donation +Artists: +- '413' +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:51' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/organ-donation +- https://youtu.be/RPHkwIiUyO4 +Referenced Tracks: +- Bolin's Cereal Journey +- Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All) +- Pipeorgankind +Sampled Tracks: +- Pipeorgankind +--- +Track: Regent Erratic +Artists: +- Bin +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:04' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/regent-erratic +- https://youtu.be/FegAuTDpnd0 +Referenced Tracks: +- Hijacking Jungle +--- +Track: Chronic Jungle +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '00:55' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/chronic-jungle +- https://youtu.be/7YO39VIP1K8 +Referenced Tracks: +- Chronological Noise +- Hijacking Jungle +--- +Track: Have a Heart +Artists: +- Double Hats Eyewear +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:47' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/have-a-heart +- https://youtu.be/zXfMRAeXZTU +Referenced Tracks: +- Organ Donation +Sampled Tracks: +- Organ Donation +- Pokémon Anime +- Some organ donation ad lost to time +Lyrics: |- + Wait you're throwing that away? + Yeah I wasn't that hungry? + Can I use your sandwich? My mom forgot to pack me lunch + Oh, no, sorry + + Hey so I thought we were hang out a moment + Yeah, my parents [unintelligible] sandwich and i just wondered if I could stay [unintelligible] + I don't think so, I'm sorry + + What? You're leaving Pikachu? + My mind's made up! + Pikapi, Pikachu + I know you'll be happier here in the forest living with the other Pikachu + Bye, Pikachu + + NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (don't) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + + Mommy passed away this morning + Did she decide before if she would be a sandwich? + She said no + + That's pretty pretty selfish dad +--- +Track: Vriska Dance +Artists: +- Cerulean +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:27' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vriska-dance +- https://youtu.be/y5oOElI4Xo8 +Referenced Tracks: +- Spider8ite!!!!!!!! +- Spider Dance +- Taureg +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Wiki Gremlin) + This track also references an unreleased (or lost) track by Cerulean: "Midnight Dance". +--- +Track: Infection +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '00:58' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/infection +- https://youtu.be/2JDo1jGKZIs +Referenced Tracks: +- Chronic Jungle +- track:showtime-original-mix +--- +Track: Heartwich (With Strings) +Artists: +- Minkt +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:47' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/heartwich-with-strings +- https://youtu.be/dlooPij3IMk +Referenced Tracks: +- Have a Heart +- Ruins (With Strings) +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +Sampled Tracks: +- Have a Heart +- Ruins (With Strings) +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +Lyrics: |- + Wait you're throwing that away? + Yeah I wasn't that hungry? + Can I use your sandwich? My mom forgot to pack me lunch + Oh, no, sorry + + Hey so I thought we were hang out a moment + Yeah, my parents [unintelligible] sandwich and i just wondered if I could stay [unintelligible] + I don't think so, I'm sorry + + What? You're leaving Pikachu? + My mind's made up! + Pikapi, Pikachu + I know you'll be happier here in the forest living with the other Pikachu + Bye, Pikachu + + Oohh, boohoo, let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin + Please be serious + I know, this really is the world's smallest violin + + NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) (don't) + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (AAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) + + Mommy passed away this morning + Did she decide before if she would be a sandwich? + She said no + + That's pretty pretty selfish dad +--- +Track: A Hearty Attempt (at music) +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:28' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-hearty-attempt-at-music +- https://youtu.be/vF1xiVgK0-g +Referenced Tracks: +- Cascade (Beta) +- Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All) +- track:sburban-jungle +- Fruity Pebbles Redux +- Have a Heart +--- +Track: Plague +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:19' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/plague +- https://youtu.be/CdyqtJXjJa0 +Referenced Tracks: +- Infection +- track:showtime-original-mix +- track:showtime-piano-refrain +- 'NV: Strife' +- Vriska Dance +--- +Track: Vaccine +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:46' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vaccine +- https://youtu.be/CymbRGS_20w +Referenced Tracks: +- Infection +- Lotus +- track:showtime-piano-refrain +- track:sburban-countdown +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- track:endless-climb +- Descend +- Courser +- Crystalanthemums +- Virgin Orb +- track:aggrieve +- track:moshi-moshi +- Ascend +- 'femorafreack: invesetigat' +- Liquid Negrocity +- CONTACT +- track:skies-of-skaia +Sampled Tracks: +- Heartwich (With Strings) +--- +Track: Oh Boo Hoo +Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '00:54' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/oh-boo-hoo +- https://youtu.be/ryq22RBJ1_o +Referenced Tracks: +- Last Battle (VS Rival) +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +Sampled Tracks: +- Heartwich +Lyrics: |- + What, you're KILLING Pikachu? + That's right! + But Ash, what are you doing? This is crazy! + My mind's made up! + + Oohh, boohoo, let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin +--- +Track: Let It Burn +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:27' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/let-it-burn +- https://youtu.be/NWa4MonBRR8 +Referenced Tracks: +- A Hearty Attempt (at music) +- L.A. +Sampled Tracks: +- L.A. +Lyrics: |- + Round and round, let the city turn + Party in the hills, we can party in the burbs + Roof on fire, let it burn + Champagne in my hand, I'm not concerned + Next day fine, I'm try'na get live + Yoga in the morning at Rodeo Drive + Gotta look good when I hit the beach + Wanna wanna Malibu, just can't speed +--- +Track: Plagueback +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:48' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/plagueback +- https://youtu.be/77vZL6DsEpY +Referenced Tracks: +- Plague +- Switchback +--- +Track: don't hurt me +Artists: +- Isoleucine +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '00:59' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dont-hurt-me +- https://youtu.be/-3GB_7_fUUI +Referenced Tracks: +- Plague +Commentary: |- + <i>Isoleucine:</i> + idk what + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> + but its done i guess +--- +Track: Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:38' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/secretary-of-health-and-human-services-andrew-wakefield +- https://youtu.be/4rpY7BnEQNI +Referenced Tracks: +- Vaccine +- All We're Gonna Get +Sampled Tracks: +- Vaccine +- All We're Gonna Get +--- +Track: Slick Beeps +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:01' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/slick-beeps +- https://youtu.be/4NHN9p8os-8 +Referenced Tracks: +- Let It Burn +- Oh Boo Hoo +Sampled Tracks: +- Oh Boo Hoo +Lyrics: |- + Ohhhh Boooo Hoooo + Ohhhh Boooo Hoooo +--- +Track: I legitimately hate blighttown +Artists: +- olkiswerve +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:46' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-legitimately-hate-blighttown +- https://youtu.be/8L0nZwmwoes +Referenced Tracks: +- Plagueback +Sampled Tracks: +- Plagueback +- Dark Souls SFX +--- +Track: Plaguespreader +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:32' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/plaguespreader +- https://youtu.be/nP5_OK84GaE +Referenced Tracks: +- Plagueback +- i made this song 3 years ago +--- +Track: Hurt My Finger +Artists: +- Gordian +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:58' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hurt-my-finger +- https://youtu.be/xExL493mH8c +Referenced Tracks: +- don't hurt me +- track:penumbra-phantasm +- Auld Lang Syne +--- +Track: Secretary of Industrial Rap and Grunge Rock Kurt "MCRIDE" Cobain +Artists: +- olkiswerve +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:13' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/secretary-of-industrial-rap-and-grunge-rock-kurt-mcride-cobain +- https://youtu.be/Gn573zi_Vvo +Referenced Tracks: +- Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield +- Heart-Shaped Box +- Drain You +- You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat +- Takyon (Death Yon) +Sampled Tracks: +- Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield +- Heart-Shaped Box +- Drain You +- You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For +- Takyon (Death Yon) +Lyrics: |- + Hey! Wait! + I got a new complaint + Hey! Wait! + Your advice + Hey! Wait! + I got a new complaint + Hey! Wait! + Your advice + + Chew your meat for you + Pass it back and forth + In a passionate kiss + From my mouth to yours + I like you + + With eyes so dilated, I've become your pupil + You taught me everything without a poison apple + + TA-kyon + TA-kyon + + heres to your destiny (TA-kyon) + hysterics scream help (TA-kyon) + dont worry in a few youll all be somewhere else + prepare yourselves (TA-kyon) + freelance motherfucker + get so fuckin dark in here + come come fuck apart in here +--- +Track: 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health' +Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:31' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dead-secretary-zero-health +- https://youtu.be/LeNAHmeA8RE +Referenced Tracks: +- Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield +Sampled Tracks: +- Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield +--- +Track: G O D T R A S H +Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:45' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/g-o-d-t-r-a-s-h +- https://youtu.be/1EzjIDgJY6c +Referenced Tracks: +- Slick Beeps +--- +Track: I really hate Cooltown +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:52' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-really-hate-cooltown +- https://youtu.be/qawxmIMbY7A +Referenced Tracks: +- I legitimately hate blighttown +--- +Track: Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe) +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '04:02' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe +- https://youtu.be/hg0bhQr_nMk +Referenced Tracks: +- I legitimately hate blighttown +- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse +- track:ohgodwhat +- Dance of Thorns +- Waterfall +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +--- +Track: Converge +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '04:13' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/converge +- https://youtu.be/WVez7MWE6_4 +Referenced Tracks: +- Secretary of Industrial Rap and Grunge Rock Kurt "MCRIDE" Cobain +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Plaguespreader +- Hurt My Finger +- track:old-secret +- track:sburban-jungle +- Descend +Sampled Tracks: +- Secretary of Industrial Rap and Grunge Rock Kurt "MCRIDE" Cobain +--- +Track: HOW 2 DJ (vip excloosive feat. dabe) +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:34' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-2-dj-vip-excloosive-feat-dabe +- https://youtu.be/suZN5066NNY +Referenced Tracks: +- Rhythm Code +Lyrics: |- + What is going on people? + My name is Dabe + And today we will be making sweet beats using GarageBand + Just follow along and do what I do +--- +Track: Ich bin dead. +Artists: +- Gordian +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:33' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ich-bin-dead +- https://youtu.be/NO0gyo89Wps +Referenced Tracks: +- 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health' +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +- All Star +--- +Track: I slightly dislike chiptown +Artists: +- GoomFloops +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:44' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-slightly-dislike-chiptown +- https://youtu.be/NRkNy8uEwVI +Referenced Tracks: +- I really hate Cooltown +- Meet the Flintstones +- track:sburban-jungle +Lyrics: |- + (this is just like chiptune music) + + (ugh, I won't lie, hearing that made it feel so much better) +--- +Track: How to Converge at Flavortown +Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:46' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-to-converge-at-flavortown +- https://youtu.be/LtxzL4c6G1M +Referenced Tracks: +- HOW 2 DJ (vip excloosive feat. dabe) +- Flare +- Last Battle +- Converge +- Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe) +- Cascade (Beta) +- track:unite-synchronization +--- +Track: Excess Express +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:14' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/excess-express +- https://youtu.be/dvJi1tBAfNI +Referenced Tracks: +- 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health' +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +--- +Track: Ich bin not dead. +Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ich-bin-not-dead +- https://youtu.be/nkRZgNoE6RU +Referenced Tracks: +- 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health' +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +- All Star +--- +Track: I absolutely loathe this Drummer. +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:59' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer +- https://youtu.be/oJ7psFr4aU8 +Referenced Tracks: +- I slightly dislike chiptown +- How to Converge at Flavortown +- track:sburban-jungle +- track:dissension-original +Lyrics: |- + (kick, snare, kikick snare, kikikick snare kick kick snare) (x413) +--- +Track: Drive-in Derailment +Artists: +- Kal-la-kal-la +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:24' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/drive-in-derailment +- https://youtu.be/eIlUHtjuXaI +Referenced Tracks: +- How to Converge at Flavortown +- Excess Express +- Train +- Amidst This Mess +--- +Track: Ich Bin Eine Spieldose +Artists: +- greenTetrahedron +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ich-bin-eine-spieldose +- https://youtu.be/YJgCr0xrmKk +Referenced Tracks: +- Ich bin not dead. +--- +Track: I despise this BUILDUPes +Artists: +- Mathias Ramalho +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:32' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-despise-this-buildupes +- https://youtu.be/Yj5o8PjGXfQ +Referenced Tracks: +- I absolutely loathe this Drummer. +- Courser +- The Well +--- +Track: Light at the End of the Tunnel +Artists: +- Discfortune +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:32' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel +- https://youtu.be/Hzn3Ev9sZAU +Referenced Tracks: +- I despise this BUILDUPes +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Titular Light) + This references Discfortune's Rise and Shine, which was never released. + I guess since you're here you can listen to <a href="https://cenobiterecords.com/product/crypt-rise-and-shine/">this</a> instead... +--- +Track: Re-routed Repair +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:25' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/re-routed-repair +- https://youtu.be/s1N-vkZCyKg +Referenced Tracks: +- Drive-in Derailment +--- +Track: Ich Bin Eine Spieldose (Unbenutzte Vokalmischung) +Artists: +- XenoZane +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:33' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ich-bin-eine-spieldose-unbenutzte-vokalmischung +- https://youtu.be/2EBSsBwZAio +Referenced Tracks: +- Ich Bin Eine Spieldose +- Whales +- X Gon' Give It to Ya +- Interior Crocodile Alligator +- Bonfire +- DK Rap +- Lose Yourself +- All Star +Sampled Tracks: +- Ich Bin Eine Spieldose +- Whales +- X Gon' Give It to Ya +- Interior Crocodile Alligator +- Bonfire +- DK Rap +- Lose Yourself +- All Star +Lyrics: |- + Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money + Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money + Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money + Money, money, money, money, money, motherfucker + + Money on my motherfucking mind + Cop five haircuts at the same time + White gold pants, Jet Ski made of Yuan + Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein + Get money-- + + X Gon' Give It to Ya (What?) + Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) + Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real + With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel-- + + Now, baby, I'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare + Catch me by the Clair, I'll be right there + Niggas copy everything we say + Louie frames, eyes lower than my GPA (Uh!)-- + + OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ + Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack + Move black girls 'cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either + I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA-- + + So they're finally here, performing for you, + If you know the words, you can join in too, + Put your hands together, if you want to clap, + As we take you through, this monkey rap!-- + + [hammer sounds] +--- +Track: The Tempestuous Traveler +Artists: +- meems +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:23' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-tempestuous-traveler +- https://youtu.be/4FD8j3RDuPU +Referenced Tracks: +- Ich Bin Eine Spieldose +--- +Track: 165 MPH +Artists: +- Makin +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '02:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/165-mph +- https://youtu.be/VsOJqKK6Qu4 +Referenced Tracks: +- I despise this BUILDUPes +- Light at the End of the Tunnel +- Re-routed Repair +- Ich Bin Eine Spieldose +- The Tempestuous Traveler +- 128 BPM +Sampled Tracks: +- I despise this BUILDUPes +- Light at the End of the Tunnel +- Re-routed Repair +- Ich Bin Eine Spieldose +- The Tempestuous Traveler +- 128 BPM +Lyrics: |- + (I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking of a number) + (I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking of a number) + (I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking of a number) + (I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking of a number) +--- +Track: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING ~~LAST STOP~~ +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Duration: '12:45' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/multi-track-drifting-last-stop +- https://youtu.be/iMU1zR7SIwM +Has Cover Art: false +Referenced Tracks: +- Step Back, Doors Closing; Step Back To Allow The Doors To Close +- TRAIN MELDEY (next-to-last station) +- Train Requiem +Sampled Tracks: +- Step Back, Doors Closing; Step Back To Allow The Doors To Close +- TRAIN MELDEY (next-to-last station) +- Train Requiem +Lyrics: |- + [original lyrics have been preserved for posterity] + + ROUND AND ROUND + LET THE CITY TURN + PARTY IN THE HILLS + WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS + ROOF ON FIRE + LET IT BURN + CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND + I'M NOT CONCERNED + LET IT BURN CHAM + LET IT BURN CHAM + BURN IN THE BURBS + NOT CONCERNED + BURN + LET IT BURN (BURN) + NOT CONCERNED (BURN) + NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) + NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) + BURN + ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) + ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) + ROUND AND ROUND (BURN BURN BURN) + LET IT BURN + CHAM + LET IT BURN + CHAM + LET IT BURN + CHAM + + (Trainscriber's note: Train exits the hellish Calarts universe and enters the Real World dimension) + + MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUCKER + + (Trainscriber's note: Train only takes cash and the power of love, most people choose cash) + + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + + MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT JUST- + THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE + THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE (of love) + (MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY) x 8 + + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 (MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT-JUST) x 8 + + (Trainscriber's note: you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.) + + (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE + + (Trainscriber's note: HEY, TRAIN!) + + YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD--CRE CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD + + YOU FEEL THE POWER OF TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN + + THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE + + MONEY MOTHERFUCKER + + (Train crashes, everyone dies) + + Huey Lewis' Ghost: TRAIN +--- +Section: Bonus Tracks +--- +Track: Step Back, Doors Closing; Step Back To Allow The Doors To Close +Artists: +- cookiefonster +- Wheals +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '03:24' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/wheals/train-game-medley-cookies-and-wheals-part +Referenced Tracks: +- A new Station +- A new Track +- Chronicala +- Problem Sleuth Theme +- Backtracking +- track:moshi-moshi +- Courser +- track:sburban-jungle +- A New Chronicala +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All) +- Regent Erratic +- Chronic Jungle +- Spider Dance +- track:showtime-piano-refrain +- Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe) +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- Ruins (With Strings) +- Infection +- Vaccine +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + 0:00 "A new Station" by Shwan + 0:00 "A new Track" by loading + 0:00 "Chronicala" by Hadron + 0:35 "Problem Sleuth Theme" by Mark Hadley (A new Journey) + 0:53 "Backtracking" by Kusoro + 1:03 "Moshi Moshi?" by Discfortune (A new Journey, Backtracking) + 1:03 "Courser" by Alex "albatrossoup" Rosetti and Seth "Beatfox" Peele (Backtracking) + 1:10 "Sburban Jungle" by Bowman (Hijacking Jungle) + 1:17 "A New Chronicala" by robotheadache + 1:23 "Fruity Pebbles Jingle" by Scott Stutzman (Bolin's Cereal Journey) + 1:23 "Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All)" by John Siegler and John Loeffler (Organ Donation) (also the noisy synth represents Chronological Noise, how was i even supposed to reference that) + 1:37 "Regent Erratic" by Bin + 1:37 "Chronic Jungle" by cookiefonster + 1:51 "Spider Dance" by Tony "Radiation" Hawk (Vriska Dance) + 1:58 "Showtime" by Malcolm Brown (Pipeorgankind (Have a Heart)) + 2:12 "Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe)" by wheals + 2:18 "Upward Movement" by Kali (Heartwich (With Strings)) + 2:24 "Ruins (With Strings)" by Erik "Jit" Scheele and Michael Guy Bowman (Heartwich (With Strings)) + 2:39 "Infection" by Difarem +--- +Track: TRAIN MELDEY (next-to-last station) +Artists: +- Difarem +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '04:36' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/difarem/train-meldey-next-to-last-station +Referenced Tracks: +- Infection +- track:showtime-original-mix +- Vaccine +- Plague +- Plagueback +- I really hate Cooltown +- don't hurt me +- Spider Dance +- Madame Controversielle +- Secretary of Health and Human Services Andrew Wakefield +- 'Dead Secretary: Zero Health' +- Dogsong +- Converge +- Hurt My Finger +- Flare +- Rhythm Code +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +--- +Track: Train Requiem +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '04:30' +Referenced Tracks: +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- Cascade (Beta) +- Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All) +- L.A. +- Ich bin dead. +- G O D T R A S H +- Ich bin not dead. +- HOW 2 DJ (vip excloosive feat. dabe) +- The Tempestuous Traveler +- All Star +- Re-routed Repair +- Light at the End of the Tunnel +- Whales +- Ghost Train +- No Credit Card +Sampled Tracks: +- L.A. +- Whales +- No Credit Card +Lyrics: |- + [original lyrics have been preserved for posterity] + + ROUND AND ROUND + LET THE CITY TURN + PARTY IN THE HILLS + WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS + ROOF ON FIRE + LET IT BURN + CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND + I'M NOT CONCERNED + LET IT BURN CHAM + LET IT BURN CHAM + BURN IN THE BURBS + NOT CONCERNED + BURN + LET IT BURN (BURN) + NOT CONCERNED (BURN) + NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) + NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) + BURN + ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) + ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) + ROUND AND ROUND (BURN BURN BURN) + LET IT BURN + CHAM + LET IT BURN + CHAM + LET IT BURN + CHAM + + (Trainscriber's note: Train exits the hellish Calarts universe and enters the Real World dimension) + + MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUCKER + + (Trainscriber's note: Train only takes cash and the power of love, most people choose cash) + + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN + + MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT JUST- + THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE + THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE (of love) + (MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY) x 8 + + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 + DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 (MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT-JUST) x 8 + + (Trainscriber's note: you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.) + + (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE + + (Trainscriber's note: HEY, TRAIN!) + + YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD--CRE CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD + + YOU FEEL THE POWER OF TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN + + THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE + + MONEY MOTHERFUCKER + + (Train crashes, everyone dies) + + Huey Lewis' Ghost: TRAIN +Commentary: |- + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer) + 0:00 Fruity Pebbles Jingle by Scott Stutzman + + 0:36 Cascade (Beta) by Tensei (a hearty attempt) + + 00:54 the fucking, pokemon song, dude (oh boo hoo) + + 01:03 The Party - LA (let it burn) + + 01:31 ich bin dead by gordian and godtrash by hadron + + 01:49 ich bin not dead by viridian and how 2 dj by noisemaker + + 2:09 The Tempestuous Traveler by meems (um, i think) + + 2:17 All Star by Smash Mouth (Ich Bin Eine Spieldose) and re routed repair by sylvarn + + 2:26 light at the end of the tunnel by crypt, Whales by Hail Mary Mallon (Ich Bin Eine Spieldose (Unbenutzte Vokalmischung)) + + 2:44 DONT NEED NO CREDIT CARD BY RIDE THIS TRAIN (No Credit Card by Lemon Demon) (totally not The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and His News) + + 4:18 Ghost Train by Gorillaz + + 4:28 TRAIN by TRAIN +--- +Track: cool.mp3 +Artists: +- Difarem +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '00:15' \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-greatest-hits.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-greatest-hits.yaml index 315d2524..63d94362 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-greatest-hits.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-greatest-hits.yaml @@ -22,6 +22,10 @@ Color: '#b536da' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + The first Cool and New Music Team compilation album. + All songs remastered by [[artist:aris-martinian]] and unmastered by [[artist:cecily-renns]], with additions by [[artist:noisemaker]] to [[track:fake-fruit-fiesta-canwc-gh]] and by [[artist:ngame]] to [[track:three-in-the-morning-4-13-hours-late-remix-canwc-gh]]. --- Track: can you give me a HAND Directory: can-you-give-me-a-hand-canwc-gh diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..7e0530df --- /dev/null +++ b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1265 @@ +Album: Cool and New Homestuck 2 +Date: November 26, 2016 +Date Added: August 17, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2 +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9dkjjKJMX-vEjPNKWuPiRx +Cover Artists: +- trip (Art) +- Makin (text) +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Germy +- Rose +- Roxy +- Dirk +- Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite +- Dabe +- Dacronian Dignity +- Jack Noir +- Jaed +- Kraket +- Femorafreack +- Carapacians +- Jane +- John +- Dave +- DD +- Jade +- Karkat +- Prospit +- Earth +- LoPaH +- Veil +Wallpaper Artists: +- Hadron +Color: '#48fcce' +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Wallpaper File Extension: png +Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.4;' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Additional Files: +- Title: Album Booklet + Files: + - canh2booklet.pdf +Commentary: |- + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Mastered the Album) + This album is extremely great, but why its really brought to perfection is that a whole THREE songs reference We are Number One from LazyTown. + This album is about Homestuck, i swear + + <i>tripheus:</i> (Album Artist) + Since cool and new homestuck is blending hmestuck and canwc together, i thought id reflect that in the album art + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator) + Can you find the corrupted Jane i made months back in this picture? Once you find it the whole track art—no, the whole soundtrack—becomes infinitely better + + <i>Interrobang:</i> (Commentator) + Let it be known that I made the majority of this booklet while watching hit film <i>The Room</i> +--- +Section: Disk 2 Act 1 +--- +Track: 『ROLLER COASTER』 ~~BEGIN DISC 2~~ +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '00:12' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/roller-coaster-begin-disc-2 +- https://youtu.be/CYpQh6I1J8Y +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +Commentary: |- + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer, referring to all disc transition tracks) + I wanted to try something different this time, so the idea was to add a new instrument with each transition, and the instruments start to layer on top of each other, but with 8 transitions that would've been just hectic, so it just became "it gets more and more busy until rex" +--- +Track: cool and new Anthem +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jane +- Jake +- Roxy +- Dirk +- Earth +Duration: '03:31' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-anthem +- https://youtu.be/PnFdCzRZiOE +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:jungle-3 +- Homestuck Anthem +Commentary: |- + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer) + This song actually went through some multiple iterations(i never do that, lol), but basically this song is me fanboying over Homestuck Anthem, my favorite track in the HS discography, and trying to make a song that resembles it (it probably went well) + + <i>Shadok</i> (Artist) + cookiefonster gave me this idea of "the alpha kids in rolling coasters" for another track except the spot was already taken, so i did it for this +--- +Track: mmmmmmmmidwife +Artists: +- flagellumVagueness +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- John +- Karkat +- Rose +- Dave +- Green Sun +Duration: '00:25' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mmmmmmmmidwife +- https://youtu.be/ibVgl0kcMOY +Referenced Tracks: +- Frustracean +- The Baby is You +Sampled Tracks: +- Frustracean +- The Baby is You +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator) + You know what? This time around I'll volunteer and comment on stuff that doesn't have commentary like Bambosh did last time. I hope it'll be good + + <i>Shadok</i> (Artist) + I drew the characters in the same style as my animations about “the baby is you” because memes +Lyrics: |- + The baby-- is a baby + How, how how is that possible? (here!) + My god, someone needs to deliver this baby (I came as fast as I could!) + Mantitties in your face, mantitties in your face (No! No!) (I came as fast as I could!) + Please just reach inside + Let's sing a fucking song + The baby is you +--- +Track: Intentional Pokemon +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- PM +Duration: '03:28' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intentional-pokemon +- https://youtu.be/i75dH5axjA8 +Referenced Tracks: +- Infinity Mechanism +# as far as I can tell, there's no melodic difference between fire red and red versions +- track:battle-trainer-battle-pokemon-red-and-blue-versions +- Alola Region Theme +Commentary: |- + <i>Koba:</i> (Composer) + So i wanted to contribute to this album since i wasn't able to contribute to the first CANHS album, so at first i was being super ambitious song, then i forgot that i am bad at making decent sounding songs so i made a soundfont swap with a mess of pokemon stuff in it instead (i think it went well but to be perfectly fair it's literally just a soundfont swap with a 1 motif put in and one clip of a song roughly put in too) so i hope you enjoy it + + <i>loading</i> (Commentator) + Why do i even get commentary, I lost my song spot + + <i>StarlightCalliope</i> (Artist) + Litten isn't the best starter of Gen 7. It's time to stop, Koba. It's final evolution isn't cool. Just... no. +--- +Section: Disk 2 Act 2 +--- +Track: 『THIRD JUNGLE』 ~~BEGIN DISC 2 ACT 2~~ +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '00:17' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/third-jungle-begin-disc-2-act-2 +- https://youtu.be/qeshybx6di0 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:jungle-3 +--- +Track: Even in Kill +Artists: +- Cerulean +Cover Artists: +- jakkyr +Duration: '02:33' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/even-in-kill +- https://youtu.be/ItXQiBCrVa0 +Referenced Tracks: +- Even in Death +- track:aggrieve +- Terezi's Theme +- track:crustacean +Commentary: |- + <i>Cerulean:</i> (Composer) + Made this song cus i love even in death, tried to get as far away from even in dance as i could while keeping somethings. Thats why i used the same synth for the lead, Massive. + + <i>jakkyr</i> (Artist) + <span style="color: lightblue; font-family: comic sans ms, courier, courier new">Its "now this is a story" dunkass</span> + Here is a story all about how my life got flipped strait upside down, now let me take a moment sit right there and i'll tell you about the story where i have school for like 8 hours a day, following with me sleeping up to 14 hours at this point because my vitamin d is stabilizing slowly and the rest of the time i worked on this... or well i also used hours on playing warframe with a friend and then i also playd overwatch. and then i playd a lot of heroes of the storm for the oni genji skin and found out it was a good game so we kept playing. oh and then there was was the time we playd terraria a for like 2 days straight. but other then that i worked on this. its inspired from the even in death track art and reapers halloween highlight intro. tbh i'm not quite sure how i did most of this i just tried my way and it ended up looking nice. i'm still questioning how i got the skull how i got it but whatever i guess. *9 hours later* got a bunch of help from like my only irl artist friend because the styles didn't go together with what i made, but now i made it look like it fit together (the coffins + reaper rose with literally the rest of the art) ty lenny +--- +Track: Thyme On My Fries +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- trip +- koykoy13 +Art Tags: +- HB +- Dirk +- AH +- Femorafreack +Duration: '03:26' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/thyme-on-my-fries +- https://youtu.be/SlK8kk_9HuM +Referenced Tracks: +- track:axel-f-crazy-frog +- Time on My Side +- E.T. +- Smackdown +- Moonsetter +- Waters of Nazareth +- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew +- Vela-Nova +- Unite Synchronization +- track:MeGaLoVania +Commentary: |- + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer) + Wheals was gracious enough to let me work on this song, and I'm glad he did. Thyme on my Fries was a lot of fun to make from start to end. Putting in the Crazy Frog song (you know the one,) Extraterresterial, Waters of Nazareth, and all those standard Homestuck leitmotifs you know and love into a re-instrumentated-from-scratch package that I hope does the original justice was a treat. That “”guitar solo”” at the end was all improvised and I think it turned out pretty well. I knew I couldn't hope to match Tensei's skill so I just threw caution to the wind and hoped for the best. In the end, I'm satisfied with my first CANH song and I hope you all are too. + + <i>Wheals:</i> (Wheals) + I named this! + + <i>koykoy13</i> (Artist) + Its literally thyme on fries + + <i>trip</i> (Artist) + I dont know if you guys realized this but decapitation seems to be a thing with dirk. i thought the idea of dirk juggling a bunch of heads was kind of cool. thats about it +--- +Track: 'Jungle #3 (CaNH Edit)' +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- NyashAlex +Duration: '02:44' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jungle-3-canh-edit +- https://youtu.be/bk1xrrt75gY +Referenced Tracks: +- track:jungle-3 +Sampled Tracks: +- track:jungle-3 +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + Another Jungle is a criminally underrated song, which is why I'm glad I took it and ruined anyone else's chances at remixing it. As with cool and new Anthem, this is me fanboying over a song and making one that resembles it. It doesn't actually quote anything though which is pretty cool. + + <i>NyashAlex</i> (Artist) + This shot was taken on a beautiful friday sunset, because I felt like the sunset's lighting would blend well with the colors of the Condy's ship (but VSCOCam's preset sorta ate the colors, welp). Also, because I wanted to be done with this asap (that's why it wasn't taken on a saturday afternoon). +--- +Section: Disk 2 Act 3 +--- +Track: 『BOSS BATTLE』 ~~BEGIN D2A3~~ +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '00:17' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/boss-battle-begin-d2a3 +- https://youtu.be/soCiCoYGJl0 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure +--- +Track: Black (Full Version) +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- DD +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:22' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/black-full-version +- https://youtu.be/slkR4cd51s4 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:liquid-negrocity +- track:black +Commentary: |- + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + I have no idea, but shit instruments and dial-up noises are 100% what this needed. not. + + <i>groeuf:</i> (Artist) + I WAS PROMISED LIGHTNING FAST SPEEDS +--- +Track: I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Text to Speech (Canon Version (Canon Edit))) +Directory: im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew-tts +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- Griever +- cookiefonster +- Wheals +Duration: '02:50' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew-text-to-speech-canon-version-canon-edit +Referenced Tracks: +- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew +Commentary: |- + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + It's a musical canon, get it? ("musical") + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Artist) + Stealing old art and pasting bullshit on it is truly the spirit of high effort collaboration. + + <i>Wheals:</i> (Artist) + Griever made the original, cookie added some robot heads, i replaced them with more(??) relevant heads. +Lyrics: |- + I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark + I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark + I always spend my evenings where there's women, wine, and song + But like a man, I always bring my little wife along! + + I'm a member of the midnight crew + I'm a night owl and a wise bird too + Home with the milk in the morning + Singing the same old song + Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun + Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun + Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you + Make her a member of the midnight crew! + + The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway + So what's the use of going home until the break of day? + Now something confidential, whisper not above a breath + I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death + + I'm a member of the midnight crew + I'm a night owl and a wise bird too + Home with the milk in the morning + Singing the same old song + Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun + Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun + Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you + Make her a member of the midnight crew! + + I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run + Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun + I proved myself a hero of a very high degree + I ran for home and six of them were running after me + + I'm a member of the midnight crew + I'm a night owl and a wise bird too + Home with the milk in the morning + Singing the same old song + Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun + Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun + Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you + Make her a member of the midnight crew! +--- +Track: dick coordinat +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Dirk +Duration: '01:49' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dick-coordinat +- https://youtu.be/RTL-Q4Ulrqw +Referenced Tracks: +- Unite Synchronization +- Orange Hat +- track:metamorphic-choices +- Stay in Touch +- track:moshi-moshi +- track:explore +- track:sburban-jungle +- Even in Death +- Hate You +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- track:MeGaLoVania +Commentary: |- + <i>Aris Martinian:</i> (Composer) + I'm not going to write any commentary for unite sync cookie's is perfect + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator) + Nobody ever wanted to remix unite synchronization for quite a while and i never understood why. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + i searched "synchronise" on google and added dirk on the pic +--- +Track: dikr; bring togehter +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Dirk +Duration: '01:00' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dikr-bring-togehter +- https://youtu.be/9ujiBw6GYTA +Referenced Tracks: +- track:jungle-3 +- Unite Synchronization +- track:showtime-original-mix +- Sburban Resolution +- track:moshi-moshi +Commentary: |- + <i>Aris Martinian:</i> (Composer) + I'm not going to write any commentary for unite sync cookie's is perfect + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator) + Nobody wants to comment on unite synchronization either and i still dont understand why + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + i searched "unite" on google and added dirk on the pic +--- +Track: 'Enter with Caliborn: Destruction Adventure' +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Lord English +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '05:34' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure +- https://youtu.be/Ul3_QdGpEcU +Referenced Tracks: +- track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure +- Unite Synchronization +- English +- track:endless-climb +- All We're Gonna Get +- Negastrife +Commentary: |- + <i>Interrobang:</i> (Composer) + When I signed up for this spot a while back, I immediatly knew I wanted it to be two seperate songs, one for each 'half' of the flash, that flowed in and out of each other. As I began to plan stuff out I chose to cover two songs that I really really liked, which at the time happened to be Unite Synchronization and [[track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure|Learn With Pokemn Typing Adventure Boss Battle]]. So, this monstrosity is the result of that, and I think it turned out pretty well. + + <i>groeuf:</i> (Artist) + So wait we're not using this version + <img src="media/misc/enter-with-caliborn-69.jpg" width="450" height="450"/> +--- +Section: Disk 2 Act 4 +--- +Track: 『ALPHA OMEGA』 ~~BEGIN D2A4~~ +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '00:17' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/alpha-omega-begin-d2a4 +- https://youtu.be/skI7QEPAqto +Referenced Tracks: +- Even in Death +--- +Track: Alphacoaster XP +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- trip +Art Tags: +- Jake +- Dirk +Duration: '04:09' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/alphacoaster-xp +- https://youtu.be/nJm8KWJxh_k +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- track:liquid-negrocity +- Even in Death (T'Morra's Belly Mix) +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + This was originally going to be a serious remix but making Windows XP sound bullshit turned out to be a lot more fun. But was it worth it? Only Makin knows.. + + <i>trip</i> (Artist) + So i looked up “roller coaster” on google images and i found this unbelievably shitty wikihow image. it was a blessing from above and i knew then and there i had to make it cool and new. + <span style="color: lightblue; font-family: comic sans ms, courier, courier new">cool and old version of art</span> + <img src="media/misc/alphacoaster-xp-beta.jpg" width="450" height="450"/> +--- +Section: Disk 2 Act 5 +--- +Track: 『DOCTOR PHD』 ~~BEGIN D2A5~~ +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '00:17' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-phd-begin-d2a5 +- https://youtu.be/lmnBU39OJCs +Referenced Tracks: +- track:doctor +--- +Track: jake englii2h you are LIITERALLY lowwer than rat piiss iin my eyes, ii wwould use all my half-baked hope powwers to put a donut shaped hole iin your stomach but iits too much effort so iim just goiing to contiinuously giivve you the biird (kazoo version) +Directory: jake-english-you-are-literally-lower-than-rat-piss +Artists: +- Griever +- yazshu +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Duration: '01:47' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jake-englii2h-you-are-liiterally-lowwer-than-rat-piiss-iin-my-eyes-ii-wwould-use-all-my-half-baked-hope-powwers-to-put-a-donut-shaped-hole-iin-your-stomach-but-iits-too-much-effort-so-iim-just-go +- https://youtu.be/iNxslq_Q-wI +Referenced Tracks: +- cool and new Anthem +- Sandstorm +- Epitaph +- Roundabout +Sampled Tracks: +- Rick and Morty (TV Show) +Commentary: |- + <i>Griever:</i> (Composer) + Boy, fuck you Jake + + <i>Yazshu:</i> (Composer) + I thought this was for [S] Jane: Enter so i kazoo'd the part from that + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + The title helped me alot + + <i>GreenTetrahedron:</i> (Interloper) + Can I have commentary in the CANH2 booklet even though I didn't do anything for it? +Lyrics: |- + Confusion will be my epitaph + As I crawl a cracked and broken path + If we make it we can all sit back and laugh + But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + + Boy, fuck you Jake, fucking dumb, idiot, stupid + Come on Erisolsprite, go easy on me huh? + You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uhh guilt + White guilt milquetoast, piece of human garbage + Gee Erisolsprite that's-- y'know you're pretty mean to me but that takes the cake + I don't give a fuck, I'm Erisol-fucking-sprite, bitch + Now give me my fucking enchiladas +--- +Track: hors +Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Arquiusprite +- Maplehoof +- Horses +Duration: '03:17' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hors +- https://youtu.be/4wAcl_lzDmE +Referenced Tracks: +- Horschestra STRONG Version +- track:sburban-jungle +- English +- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) +Lyrics: |- + Holy fucking-- + I am so ludicrously ****** strong + Whoops, pardon my language + That there was some ****** straight up dog + and I'm chagrined as ****** + + Neigh + Neigh + Neigh Neigh + Neigh Neigh + Neigh Neigh + Neigh Neigh + + Neigh + + Neigh + Neigh + Neigh + Neigh + Neigh + + Touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles + + Neigh + + Neigh + + Neigh +Commentary: |- + <i>Hadron:</i> (Composer) + Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles s Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles Touch muscles Touch my muscles Touch my muscles AÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀIÌĮĪÍ + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + Just a screenshot from this: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2nVW45M1M0">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2nVW45M1M0</a> +--- +Track: gnarly piono solbo +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Dabe +- Vrasky +- Rose +- Jhon +- Dave +- Vriska +- Rose +Duration: '01:40' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gnarly-piono-solbo +- https://youtu.be/_JOKlz2anmM +Referenced Tracks: +- track:doctor +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- A Taste for Adventure +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + The only good part of this song is the RCT section (also the track art) + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + Why wasn't there any art of Jhon's growing harem? It's pretty much an anime, I mean he's dating a tentacle monster right now. +--- +Section: Disk 2 Act 6 +--- +Track: 『NUMBER ONE』 ~~BEGIN D2A6~~ +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '00:17' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/number-one-begin-d2a6 +- https://youtu.be/LARfmewhF1k +Referenced Tracks: +- We Are Number One +--- +Track: Critical Error +Artists: +- Dream Narwhal +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '01:32' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/critical-error +- https://youtu.be/cQUUd5Xgj54 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:lisa-frank-420-modern-computing +- Seinfeld Theme +- Meet the Flintstones +Sampled Tracks: +- track:lisa-frank-420-modern-computing +Commentary: |- + <i>Dream Narwhal:</i> (Composer) + It's composed by ear, with notes that don't match up to achieve that cool and new feel + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Chiptune Trole) + Gold Pilot is such a popular song and yet nobody wanted to remix that one either. Nobody ever remixes it and I don't fucking understand why + + <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Artist) + I was bored and wanted to see what had spots open on the spreadsheet, chose this because gold pilot is a good song. for the track art i kinda combined the different things this song was about - the glitched entry to the alpha session and sollux's ancestor - no becquerel unfortunately since i forgot the fact that gold pilot was originally a bec song before the title change while i was making this. fun fact: the code in the background was made by me dicking around in hackertyper and screenshotting it +--- +Track: Vegetal Colina +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '04:24' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vegetal-colina +- https://youtu.be/Zy1YpYIwRuE +Referenced Tracks: +- track:carne-vale +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +- We Are Number One +- The Messenger 2012 +Commentary: |- + <i>Noisemaker:</i> (Composer) + I should've added more DVS Sax + + <i>Koba:</i> ("""Furry""") + Everyone should always add more DVS Sax + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + I based this on a Caliborn artwork because there's not enough art of Jhon looking like the evil bastard he actually is. I like to ignore this is based on Game Over and pretend it's the soundtrack for a 4 minute animation of Jhon killing everyone and dooming the session. +--- +Track: Tycoonkind +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Duration: '01:54' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoonkind +- https://youtu.be/R9hE62ctUHM +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:showtime-piano-refrain +- track:harlequin +Commentary: |- + <i>Aris Martinian:</i> (Composer) + Ugh, Pipeorgankind. The tempo is nowhere near steady. I basically had to play bits and then line them up with each other, which I guess kind of fits how the original sounds? + + <i>william_</i> (Artist) + I actually had to PLAY rct2 - gasp! - in order to figure out what the ice cream shop looked like in that game. (i am dedicated to my craft!) i like to think that this is what the planet created by rose and hecka's SBURB session would look like, just a massive game of rollercoaster tycoon - though without typheus' lair being there, of course. +--- +Track: Hell"o" Kermit +Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +Cover Artists: +- bobthetacocat +Art Tags: +- Vriska +- Doc Scratch +- Femorafreack +Duration: '02:59' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hello-kermit +- https://youtu.be/D3f_9k41XsM +Referenced Tracks: +- Hello Zepp +- English +- Lifdoff +- Unite Synchronization +- track:revelawesome +- track:jungle-3 +- track:rainbow-connection +- Negastrife +- track:explore +- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew +Commentary: |- + <i>Starlight Calliope:</i> (Composer) + Originally, [[artist:makin]] had signed up to do this song for CANH. At around early-mid October he offered up the spot, and I took it. I played around with several ideas, including remixing Hello Zepp in a polka style similar to Reveilleawesome from CANH 1, before finally settling on the idea of using Hello Zepp, and adding in relevant motifs to the Flash animation, in my normal song style. The whole Kermit the Frog thing is a reference to the Cheerfulbear Muppet Babies comics that, at least as far as I know, was the origin of the references to Saw seen in Homestuck. I feel like the song could have been better polished, but it's nice to finally have completed a song for this team and get to see it released + + <i>bobthetacocat:</i> (Artist) + I originally claimed this track art even before CANHS1 was released, knowing what i would do for the track art right then and there, which was to make a “conspiracy theory-esque” track art about how Hussie is actually Toby “Makingporing” Fox aka the one we know as o. While it didn't turn out the way I expected, (I wanted to include a lot more reddit post theories, but there wasn't enough. Get cracking, theorists.) I'd say it turned out 'alright.' I wouldn't call it my best work, but it does the job. Not like anyone's going to look at the art anyway wonk + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator) + The track art doesn't have my ellipsis-based proof that Hussie isn't o :jaedangery: +Lyrics: |- + Hello, Kermit the frog here + Hello, Kermit the frog here + Hello, Kermit the frog here + Hello, Kermit the frog here +--- +Track: monsoonto +Artists: +- Shwan +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Fresh Jimmy +- Dirk +- Swet Bro +- Sweet Bro +Duration: '02:47' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/monsoonto +- https://youtu.be/6AxVCE12YgI +Referenced Tracks: +- Moonsetter +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:archagent-everlasting +- Battle Against an Average Foe +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +- Tick / Tock +- licord nacrasty +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Ship Zealot) + [[artist:wights-end]] is a god for suggesting adding screaming to the Davekat scenes. Bambosh is a demon for forgetting to use the version with screams + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + F R E S H +--- +Track: '[S] Terezi: Rememe8er' +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Duration: '04:24' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-terezi-rememe8er +- https://youtu.be/6Dj9VnrxWig +Referenced Tracks: +- The Nutshack Intro +- Meet the Flintstones +- Snow halation +- Do You Remem8er Me +Commentary: |- + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + I saw this rather emotional flash, and decided on the spot, right there: “This needs more fucking Nutshack in it”. And here we are. Also, a sneaky pun for the unexpecting youtube viewers who will get shocked by the music in this flash, thinking it's actually [S] Terezi: Remem8er, when it isn't. It's [S] Terezi: Re-meme-ber. Also, keeping up my tradition of ruining good songs with memes: this is the next in that sequence. Expect the worst from me in the future, cause that's what you're getting. Dirty-ass stinking meme dumps with little or no relevance, maybe. Except when they are relevant and are totally cool and new. Date of song creation: September 10th. This is an oldie. Also, this is the most emotional meme song you will have listened to in the last twenty minutes, maybe + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + And, I decided to make some fitting art to match. Memes are dead. +--- +Section: Collide +--- +Track: 『COOL AID』 ~~COLLIDE~~ +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '00:14' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-aid-collide +- https://youtu.be/_NqII94tRuI +Referenced Tracks: +- Oppa Toby Style +--- +Track: Creata (Cool and New Synth Mix) +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Art Tags: +- Genesis Frog +- Rose +- Jhon +- Hecka Jef +- John +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '01:53' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/creata-cool-and-new-synth-mix +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aipoj_eVHw +Referenced Tracks: +- Creata +- track:skies-of-skaia +- track:harlequin +- Showdown +- Liquid Negrocity +- track:fuchsia-ruler +- track:explore +- track:showtime-original-mix +- track:revelawesome +- Negastrife +- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + At first I wanted to remix Creata for CANH to fix the problem that the beta kids' motifs didn't sync with the flash and because I'm the only one smart enough to realize that. But then I didn't want to because I thought it would be hard. Then I wanted to do it again, but I heard someone else already did it. I never found the old song so I went ahead and did it anyway. It turns out the old cool and new Creata was some kind of meme dump that wasn't meant to sync with the flash. + This is also my first song made in FL Studio which is a milestone because I was always the only person who didn't have it but now I do. + + <i>CreatorOfJanespeak:</i> (Artist) + That rose edit is probably the best thing i'll ever accomplish. BUT HEY HIGH QUALITY FROGS AM I RIGHT. i really have nothing else to say about the art for this +--- +Track: 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO +Artists: +- Discfortune +Contributors: +- cookiefonster (mastering) +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Art Tags: +- John's nanna +- Jasprose +- John +- Roxy +- Ace Dick +- Lord English +- Meenah +- The Felt +- Karkat +- Jake +- Kanaya +- Kanaya's lusus +- Rose +- John's dad +- Jane +- Dave +- Lil Cal +- Terezi +- Dirk +- Vriska +- Davesprite +- Caliborn +- Jack Noir +- Jhon +- Problem Sleuth +- Sweet Bro +- Jade +- HB +- Calliope +- Becquerel +- Sans +- Dabe +- Fresh Jimmy +- Derse +- Ruined Earth +- LoCaH +- Skaia +- Meteor +- LoPaH +Duration: '05:36' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/720x-showdown-combo +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcUjU4L53Yo +Referenced Tracks: +- The Nutshack Intro +- Disney Bootlegs - JonTron +- Oppa Toby Style +- track:explore +- track:blue-eiffel-65 +- Lord Spanish +- Galo Sengen +- ASSAULT +- Hate You +- Death by Glamour +- Space Jam +- Cascade (Beta) +- Omelette Sandwich +- DK Rap +- Science Blaster +- Iron Knight +- Emerald Terror +- All Star +- Drop It Like It's Hot +- Meet the Flintstones +- A Cruel Angel's Thesis +- Interior Crocodile Alligator +- Virgin Orb +- track:aggrieve +- Bassline Junkie +- Gravity Falls Main Title Theme +- track:showtime-original-mix +- Snow halation +- X Gon' Give It to Ya +- Jane Dargason +- Wonderwall +- A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2 +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- Terezi's Theme +- Derse Dreamers +- Moonsetter +- Unite Synchronization +- track:beatdown-strider-style +- Vigilante ~ Cornered +- The Lemonsnout Turnabout +- Tick +- E.T. +- track:archagent-everlasting +- Happy Happy Christmas +- Tunak Tunak Tun +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- The Next Episode +- track:ruins-undertale +- track:harlequin +- Problem Sleuth Theme +- The Blind Prophet +- track:endless-climb +- track:unintentional-touhou +- track:sburban-jungle +- Flying Car +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +- We Are Number One +- Jimmy Neutron Theme Song +- Atomic Bonsai +- track:conflict +- JoJo ~Sono Chi no Sadame~ +- Dance of Thorns +- Horschestra +- Red Sucker +- Eternity Served Cold +- The Lyrist +- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) +- Courser +- track:MeGaLoVania +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Sunsetter +Sampled Tracks: +- The Nutshack Intro +- Disney Bootlegs - JonTron +- Fun Train Time Theme +- Galo Sengen +- DK Rap +- Mayor Maynot +- Drop It Like It's Hot +- Bassline Junkie +- X Gon' Give It to Ya +- Super Smash Bros. Brawl Sound Effects +- The Next Episode +- Backyard Fun +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Michael's Credit Score +Commentary: |- + <i>Cryptanark:</i> (Composer) + I have done my meme dump. I am now finally in the club. Also, in addition to finally memeing hard, I've gotten the chance to take the title for highest # of references. TBH, I'm not super happy with the track, but I learned about a lot of techniques and effects so that's pretty cool and new. + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Amplifier) + I helped master this track to make it as loud as the others. I can use the amplify tool in Audacity! + + <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist) + Funny story, I did this track art four times, first time with 49 references, later with 64, third time was 72 but i lost it, and the last time is there, you can watch it, well it was a pain to do, but it was worth to do it. If you don't like it i'll cry, so fucking much. :cry: + + <i>Makin:</i> (Wikier) + Yes, even after finding a few unreported tracks and moving non-musical samples to their own section, it's STILL 72 referenced melodies. Un fucking believable. +Lyrics: |- + It's the- + OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD + OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD + + Fool me once (are you kidding me?) + Fool me twice (unintelligible) + Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you! (Oh, nigga!) + + OLE! + + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! + + [Animal crossing noises] + + C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!) + C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) + C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!) + Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) + + So they're finally here, performing for you, + If you know the words, you can join in too, + Put your hands together, if you want to clap, + As we take you through, this monkey rap! + + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + + When the pimp's in the crib, ma + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot + When the pigs try to get at you + Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot + + Interior crocodile alligator + I drive a Chevrolet movie theater + + Big dirty stinking bass + Dirty stinking bass + Big dirty stinking bass bass bass bass + + X gon' give it to ya (What?) + Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) + Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real + With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel + Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) + But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) + + READY? GO! + + PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED! + + SHARE STOCK! + + La-da-da-da-dah + It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) + La-da-da-da-dah + It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) + + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! + [other misc. screams] + + BACK, YARD, FUN! + + It's GameBro! + When you're out of quarters, he's got your back + He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact + Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe + So, come on, and let's go! + + I'm-- [shots] +--- +Track: Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy) +Directory: eternity-served-medium-well +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Earth +Duration: '03:35' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/eternity-served-medium-well-avec-cr-me-de-champignons-a-k-a-eternity-served-spicy +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXCAlyax9w +Referenced Tracks: +- track:penumbra-phantasm +- Hate You +- Derse Dreamers +- track:doctor +- Rex Duodecim Angelus +- track:harlequin +Commentary: |- + <i>Noisemaker:</i> (Composer) + The one thing I tried to do with this track was to not use melodies from songs that had been used to death (I'm looking at you, Sburban Jungle). I then swiftly proceeded to use Showtime, Harlequin, and Doctor in the first section of the song. Still, I'm happy with how this turned out, and I'm glad I was able to use some obscure lietmotifs (namely Derse Dreamers and Hate You). One of the only problems that I had making this song was that I didn't use the original song's tempo, which led to a ton of spots that weren't synced with the animation. I was able to fix this by adding tempo changes, but I think it still sounds kind of chaotic at some parts. But other than that, I tried to make this one of the best songs I've done for CaNH, and I hope you can at least sorta agree with me. + TL;DR: It's the Nutshack + + <i>groeuf:</i> (Artist) + Yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter +--- +Track: Tycoon of Grief +Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Rose +- John +- Derse +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '06:02' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoon-of-grief +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k121EJf2TMk +Referenced Tracks: +- track:heir-of-grief +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Snow halation +- KARATE +- track:conflict +- track:unintentional-touhou +- track:moshi-moshi +- MeGaWaltzeVania +Commentary: |- + <i>Wights End:</i> (Composer) + The main reason I picked this track was because I borderline fetishize Tensei's music and I couldn't resist the opprotunity to deconstruct one of my favorite songs of his and rebuild it from the ground up. The initial idea of using Rolecoaster Tycoon's main theme is what spurring me into creating the song as a whole rather than just leaving it to be merely as aspiration. Converting all the referenced songs into a 3/4 time signature was a pretty difficult undertaking, but in retrospect I'm pretty impressed with how well I did it with some of the songs, particularly Conflict™® I wish I could say I'm completely content with it, but the unfortunate truth is that due to the constrains of the program I used when I made it, the electric guitars sound pretty crappy and also certain parts still feel rushed to me. I just hope that my final result is good enough to compare to the other tracks on this album. + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + I decided to to claim the trackart for my own track because I didn't feel like there were many people that could make that would live up to my own expectations, so I figured I'd just do it myself. The original trackart of Heir of Grief is just a screencap from Collide, so I figured I'd do some cool and new flair to it. I wish I had taken the time to do something fully original, but other than that I'm pretty content with it. +--- +Track: 『KING OF』 ~~END OF DISC 2~~ +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '00:19' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/king-of-end-of-disc-2 +Referenced Tracks: +- Rex Mille Geromius +--- +Section: Bonus Tracks +--- +Track: 'Jungle #3' +Directory: jungle-3 +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Dirk +- Roxy +Duration: '04:05' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0yVw5d8NYo +Referenced Tracks: +- Another Jungle +- Oppa Toby Style +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + I couldn't resist making the first half of my song for Jane: Enter into a full length thing, and decided this was the best place to put it, so this wouldn't be needlessly released before or after the CANH flash. I'm sorry for this being our Penumbra Phantas—oh wait who am I kidding it was worth inadvertently trolling you guys all the goddamn way. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + The first version looked too much like the original and people wanted me to make it more shitty so there +--- +Track: Coolaid +Artists: +- cookiefonster +- Discfortune +- Noisemaker +- Wights End +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Duration: '17:10' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/wA5GPRzlJDk +Referenced Tracks: +- Creata (Cool and New Synth Mix) +- 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO +- Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy) +- Tycoon of Grief +Sampled Tracks: +- Creata (Cool and New Synth Mix) +- 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO +- Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy) +- Tycoon of Grief +Lyrics: |- + It's the- + OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD + OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD + + Fool me once (are you kidding me?) + Fool me twice (unintelligible) + Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you! (Oh, nigga!) + + OLE! + + GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO + + [Animal crossing noises] + + C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!) + C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) + C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!) + Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) + + So they're finally here, performing for you, + If you know the words, you can join in too, + Put your hands together, if you want to clap, + As we take you through, this monkey rap! + + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! + + When the pimp's in the crib, ma + Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot + When the pigs try to get at you + Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot + + Interior crocodile alligator + I drive a Chevrolet movie theater + + Big dirty stinking bass + Dirty stinking bass + Big dirty stinking bass bass bass bass + + X gon' give it to ya (What?) + Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) + Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real + With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel + Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) + But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) + + READY? GO! + + PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED! + + SHARE STOCK! + + La-da-da-da-dah + It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) + La-da-da-da-dah + It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) + + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! + [other misc. screams] + + BACK, YARD, FUN! + + It's GameBro! + When you're out of quarters, he's got your back + He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact + Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe + So, come on, and let's go! + + I'm-- [shots] \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..41d2bfda --- /dev/null +++ b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1123 @@ +Album: Cool and New Homestuck 3 +Date: December 26, 2016 +Date Added: August 17, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3 +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr8Ep_NQsymrjwYOD5eSVlh8 +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Doc Scratch +- Dadd +- Rose +- Jhon +- Jack Noir +- Dabe +- Hecka Jef +- John's dad +- John +- Dave +- Hella Jeff +Wallpaper Artists: +- Hadron +- Makin +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Wallpaper File Extension: jpg +Color: '#7dd16d' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Additional Files: +- Title: Album Booklet + Files: + - canh3booklet.pdf +- Title: 7 GRAND END Commentary Booklet + Files: + - canh3act7booklet.pdf +Commentary: |- + <i>william_:</i> (Bonus Art Contributor) + "No Drama" CANMT-tan: + <img src="media/misc/canmt-tan.png" width="350px" height="350px" /> +--- +Track: Spoopy Piano o-o; +Artists: +- bobthetacocat +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '02:21' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:gasters-theme +- track:showtime-piano-refrain +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spoopy-piano-o-o +- https://youtu.be/KGuxvBcXstI +Commentary: |- + <i>bobthetacocat:</i> (Composer) + After I started my Gaster's theme rip, (which you can find on the Cool And New Music Team Youtube Channel, I decideed to include Showtime (Piano Refrain) into the mix (which I later removed to not repeat the joke.) After I exported what I had at the moment and put the track in the Discord chat, OpsCat pointed out that Showtime worked well in the mix, and that Showtime Piano Refrain wasn't taken for CANHS3. I realized this was my time to shine. + And by 'time to shine' I mean 'time to shove memes into a midi and then put it through the Gaster piano, and also add the rct theme at the end because I could.' + Apparently I count as a composer now, so that's cool (and new), I guess. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + It's gaster except it's john bamboozled again +--- +Track: XP boogie +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '00:52' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/xp-boogie +- https://youtu.be/gh7k6bTIo78 +Referenced Tracks: +- The Microsoft Sound +- Jungle Boogie +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + I just adapted an old mashup Felix made because I thought it would be fitting for Sburb's loading screen. That's all. + + <i>Koba:</i> (Artist) + Hi I helped I guess. + + <i>nights:</i> (Artist) + Apparently I can make fitting art for a song using playable basslines —koykoy +--- +Track: i pulled out my old viola which i hadnt touched in years and did an RCT doodle because it was an emergency +Directory: i-pulled-out-my-old-viola +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '00:31' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-pulled-out-my-old-viola-which-i-hadnt-touched-in-years-and-did-an-rct-doodle-because-it-was-an-emergency +- https://youtu.be/8ZN9rcye5q8 +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + i am a very experienced piano player + + <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist) + Hey remember when i had the job to do tycoonival's art? well this is a reference to that art. also hot jhon is the key for being the best artist. and violincoaster tycoon by shawl copyright 2009-2016 +--- +Track: JHON PLAY US A DITTY +Artists: +- meems +Cover Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '01:57' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-play-us-a-ditty +- https://youtu.be/sTeHHoYG6Ic +Referenced Tracks: +- track:showtime-imp-strife-mix +Commentary: |- + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + As I was looking through the possible flashes to work on, nothing struck me with more joy than JOHN THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER. Right when I heard that first group of violins come in in the original song, it was at that point, I knew. I had to do my work. It was a sunny September day. There was a humid summer air, yet, it felt as if the end of the unbearable heat was in sight. I opened up my DAW of choice, and knew what had to be done. As the song came together, there was only one thing that I could think of that would make this song great. Little did I know that this choice would have immediate repercussions on this song. As I placed the GM Trumpet onto the pattern, my heart sank. However, this sinking wasn't because of sadness, it was because of great joy. I had created a masterpiece. This masterpiece, however, had to be handled masterfully. There was only one thing that I could do: A sprite replacement. The following is a screenshot of the commentary spreadsheet, where a heated 'discussion' took place on this track. I have decided preserve its original format in the spirits of both preservations and compactness.As I opened up Flash, and replaced all of the sprites with our favorite protagonist, the work only got better from there. I replaced the audio, and moved the cursor over to the "Preview" button. Did I want to click it? Did I want to find out what would happen if I pressed that button. Yes. Yes I did. I clicked play. My jaw dropped. It was as if I was in a pit of crocodiles, dauntlessly staring death into the eyes, and proceeding to say "fuck you", as this magnificent savior rescues me. Tears were streaming down my face. Emotions were being tampered with. It was a work of gods. I exported my masterpiece, and from then on, the world was never the same. + + <i>Interrobang:</i> (Compiler) + The following is a screenshot of the commentary spreadsheet, where a heated 'discussion' took place on this track. I have decided preserve its original format in the spirits of both preservations and compactness + <img src="media/misc/jhon-play-us-a-ditty.jpg" width="450" height="117" /> + + <i>Makin:</i> (Missing the point) + It's my dishonorable duty to transcribe the commentary in the image above against all possible spirits. + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Interloper) + for the last time trumpets aren't that funny + + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + i can't undo the past + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Interloper) + dude trumpets are what made me think you were some kind of bizarre shitposter even though youre apparently not + + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + I mean. You're not wrong. I am a bizarre shitposter. This song was a result of a misconception that I had because I thought that CANWC only wanted low-quality, low-effort "shitposts". I have since learned from my ways. + + <i>StarlightCalliope:</i> (Artist) + GUYS LET ME WRITE MY OWN COMMENTARY IN THIS SPOT FFS. Anyways. littel king jhon in the floud is the greatest anime of 2016, please wathces it,,, its very specials to us all +--- +Track: Skaian Skaia of Skaia +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- Rose +- Dabe +- Jhon +- Horrorterrors +- Jade +- Dave +- John +- Derse +Duration: '00:49' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/skaian-skaia-of-skaia +- https://youtu.be/us-2Akq22Rk +Referenced Tracks: +- track:skaian-dreams-remix +- track:skies-of-skaia +- track:formation +Commentary: |- + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + "What's the deal with all those songs that start with ""Skaian"" or end with ""of Skaia""??? + Like my later song on the album, this was me messing around on my piano, but making a more serious thingie. Doing CANHS in a more serious manner (all my other ones have been jokes) is a funny thing; you have to make a song that fits the feel of the flash while avoiding replicating the original song. I got a boost here by not being the first person to replace the music on this flash; Radiation did it when Bolin left, and I still prefer the original, which is why the opening is a riff on his opening. I went for a much softer approach than Toby's harsh synths/strings for the second half, too. + Formation is an underrated motif, even if my transcription is rather imperfect. + + <i>nights:</i> (Artist) + i drew this with a broken mouse. the wheel doesnt work. the right click and the left click do double clicks at random. i want you to know how much suffering ive endured, only to be told that nobody has to time to buy me a new mouse. i will forever have to live with a broken mouse, for the rest of my life. also, this track is good and deserves better art. + + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + This art is good and deserves a better track. +--- +Track: Vagaboing +Artists: +- CogentInvalid +Cover Artists: +- jd6 +Art Tags: +- WV +Duration: '01:13' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vagaboing +- https://youtu.be/MFyvrkKEKnQ +Referenced Tracks: +- track:vagabounce +Commentary: |- + <i>CogentInvalid:</i> (Composer) + This was essentially an exercise in finding the stupidest instruments possible. A quartet for jawharp, kazoo, tuba, and Steve from Blue's Clues. + + <i>jd6:</i> (Artist) + Seeing the mayor fly freely in the sky with some flying green pogos makes me happy +--- +Track: Sweet Haunt and Hella Bass +Artists: +- cookiefonster (composer) +- Pipko Fanfare (bass) +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- Hecka Jef +- Jade +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '00:40' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sweet-haunt-and-hella-bass +- https://youtu.be/50CRe4SLG4U +Referenced Tracks: +- Where making this hapen +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + Apparently I can write playable basslines. + + <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer) + Apparently I can play writable basslines. + + <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist) + Apparently I can make fitting art for a song using playable basslines. +--- +Track: 'Harleband 2: The return of Harleband' +Artists: +- '413' +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '01:11' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harleband-2-the-return-of-harleband +- https://youtu.be/f4_7xs4_gYM +Referenced Tracks: +- track:harleboss +- HarleBand +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Cascade (Beta) +- Tick Tock Comes the Bad Wolf +- track:umbrella-tomato +Commentary: |- + <i>413:</i> (Composer) + Harleband 1 had to have been the greatest and most beloved song of the [S] CaNH Disk 1 Discography, and as such it was my duty to reinovate it from the ground up to deliver a quality sequal... not the sequal this world begged me to not make, but the sequal I made despite the flipant ironic remarks as to how terrible it was. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + Inspired by [[track:harleband|this masterpiece]]: <a href="https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harleband">https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harleband</a> +--- +Track: pnoy crhlae +Artists: +- Isoleucine +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Maplehoof +Duration: '01:03' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pnoy-crhlae +- https://youtu.be/gr5C6OK5hFc +Referenced Tracks: +- track:pony-chorale +Commentary: |- + <i>Isoleucine:</i> (Composer) + This song was originally called something like "pony chorale(future instuments mix)" and It was cool and stuff but then my drive died and I had to remake it and so this time I was like, how much weirder can I make this? Bam! Dedicated Theremin VST, lofi kick, some fun dist on a dissonance,etc. So yeah I mean it's cool. Who knew you could use Fruity Kick for something? I also kind of think it came out spoopy. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + Just a screenshot from this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9A21SLVMwI + + <img src="media/misc/video-unavailable.jpg" width="350" height="235" /> +--- +Track: Unbreakable Unity +Artists: +- MrCheeze +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Duration: '03:05' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unbreakable-unity +- https://youtu.be/AQZ5VZ60dKo +Referenced Tracks: +- Unbreakable Unity +- track:mutiny +- Mutiny (crapapella) +- track:carefree-victory +Sampled Tracks: +- Unbreakable Unity +- track:mutiny +- Feel (Alive) +- Mutiny (crapapella) +Lyrics: |- + I LOVE YOU DOGGY! +Commentary: |- + <i>MrCheeze:</i> (Composer) + I liek this song + + <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist) + Not so unbreakable anymore +--- +Track: Actually, The Plot Snaps in Place +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Skaia +Duration: '03:08' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/actually-the-plot-snaps-in-place +- https://youtu.be/AskDfgmilII +Referenced Tracks: +- track:ballad-of-awakening +- track:sburban-jungle +- Squiddles! +- track:the-beginning-of-something-really-excellent +- track:explore +- track:beatdown-strider-style +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:dissension-original +- An Unbreakable Union +- track:umbral-ultimatum +- Hallowed Halls +Commentary: |- + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer) + My goal with this song was to take the original and see how many leitmotifs I could stuff it with. They're designed to match up with the cloud visions Jade experiences in the accompanying Flash. Well, except for that one part where RCT plays. For the last few seconds I came up with my own chord progression that, looking back on it, sounds kind of like Falling Down. Disclaimer: any resemblances to other video games are completely coincidental. + + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist) + I liked the imagery of the Skaian clouds, and although this scene isn't in the actual Flash this song is based off of, I thought it felt appropriate. It was a pain in the ass removing all the stardust clogs from that panel (the actual one is super glitchy) but I'm proud of the effect. + + Also - clouns. Let's talk about them. You see, when I was a young child, I would go to the beach every summer and head on down to the boardwalk, full of amusements and rigged games. And there were clowns there, that held pies and honked their noses. I was terrified, and my whole family kind of shrugged. They hated clowns. I hate clowns. You should hate clowns. + + ...Wait. I was supposed to be talking about clouns. With a ""u."" Silly me. Just substitute clown for cloun and you'll get basically the same thing. +--- +Track: i knew you was a punk +Artists: +- Noisemaker +- Bambosh +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Vriska +Duration: '01:32' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-knew-you-was-a-punk +- https://youtu.be/I6mQMIOEz2g +Referenced Tracks: +- track:how-do-i-live +Lyrics: |- + How do I + Get through one night without you? + If I had to live without you + What kinda life would that be? + + Oh and I + I need you in my arms, need you to hold + You're my world, my heart, my soul + If you ever leave + Well, baby you would take away everything + Good in my life + + Without you + There'd be no sun in my sky + There would be no love in my life + There'd be no world left for me + + Oh And I + Baby I don't know what I would do + I'd be lost if I lost you + If you ever leave + [coughs] +Commentary: |- + <i>Noisemaker:</i> (Composer) + I'm not really sure what i was expecting when i took on this challenge but all i can say is that it would be nothing without bambosh's legendary vocals + + <i>Bambosh:</i> (Composer) + Ow, my throat + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + Imagine this bodypillow irl +--- +Track: the worst song on the soundtrack +Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '02:06' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-worst-song-on-the-soundtrack +- https://youtu.be/M7NvePNNvUo +Referenced Tracks: +- track:frost-vol6 +- track:crystalanthemums +- track:crystamanthequins +- Courser +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Interloper) + If this song had Snow Halation in it, it wouldn't be the worst song on the soundtrack anymore. + + <i>StarlightCalliope:</i> (Composer) + Cookie, please, we all know that We Are Number One is a vastly superior Siiva meme to Snow Halation. Snow Halation would make this the worstest song on the soundtrack. Anyways, I'll start talking about the song itself. Originally, I was inspired by how one Homestuck Musician, (if I recall correctly it was Jit,) said that he felt like Crystalanthemums was going to be Jade's Land Theme. As this was to be a remix for Jade's Land reveal, my original starting concept was, "Frost but with Crystalanthemums." I had started a version of this concept back before CANH2 had even been released, although I mostly reworked this old version from the ground up. The only thing that really remained unchanged was the Violin Arpeggio. I had planned to use Frog Forager as a continuation melody to Crystalanthemums at this time, but that melody didn't quite seem to fit the song, and I instead replaced it with a change to the Drum Beat at that point (said drum beat pretty heavily inspired/referencing Crystamanthequins or whatever the name was for the one in [S] Make Her Pay. One part of this song I am overall dissatisfied with is the Cymbals that come in near the end of the portion referencing Courser. I originally had a version where I had arranged the Cymbals in a manner where I was happy with them, but this version was poorly mastered and I was too lazy to transcribe what I had done for the old version. Anyways, I feel like this song was very much useful in helping me figure out how to better arrange orchestral percussion lines and to not make them completely uninteresting. + + <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist) + <img src="media/misc/pic-of-koykoy13-message.jpg" width="400" height="75" /> +--- +Track: Sunslammer is my music waifu +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- Jade +- Underlings +- Prospit +Duration: '02:17' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunslammer-is-my-music-waifu +- https://youtu.be/CEraotnhUDU +Referenced Tracks: +- Anbroids V2.0 +- Sunslammer +- Freefall +- track:mutiny +- track:muse-of-nanchos +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + Read the title + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + The goal was to make a normal art then add furr +--- +Track: AAAAAAAAAAAAA (Post-canon version) +Artists: +- Makin +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '00:47' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaa-post-canon-version +- https://youtu.be/heueMOaULE0 +Referenced Tracks: +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +- Warhammer of Zillyhoo +Sampled Tracks: +- Bumper to Bumper +Lyrics: |- + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Composer) + "Hey, I'll learn to use autotune. Wait shit, turns out after all this hard work it sounds like shit because you can't autotune yells. Wait shit, that just makes it all better." + + <i>olkiswerve:</i> (Artist) + IN THE COURT OF THE COOL AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH +--- +Track: a third goddamn countdown +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jane +- Earth +Duration: '00:34' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-third-goddamn-countdown +- https://youtu.be/Mw9hP_vE63M +Referenced Tracks: +- track:jungle-3 +Sampled Tracks: +- Tick +- Tock +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + For this one I adapted my countdown arrangement of Jungle #3 to sync with this flash, and I think I put it to pretty good use. Just as Act 1 ends with a countdown version of Sburban Jungle, cool and new Act 6 Act 1 ends with a countdown version of Jungle #3. Better yet it replaces literally just windy sound effects. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + The bad thing is the explosion you nutshack +--- +Track: Despite All My Rage, I Am Still Just a Nic in a Cage +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- SplitSuns +Duration: '00:41' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/despite-all-my-rage-i-am-still-just-a-nic-in-a-cage +- https://youtu.be/6NJK1yCI2yY +Referenced Tracks: +- track:hardlyquin +Sampled Tracks: +- track:hardlyquin +- Multiple Nicolas Cage movies +Lyrics: |- + Have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten until you, PISSED, BLOOD! + OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! + A B C D E F G! (Peter) + H I J K L-M-N-O-P! (What do you say we cut the chit-chat, A-hole!) (Peter!) + Q R S, T U V W-X-Y-Z! (Oh, Peter...) + DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? + That was the plan, to give you a small loan of 720 million dollars + and you got one! +Commentary: |- + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer) + What's the logical step past spooky boner-inducing Nic Cage? Nightmare Fuel Nic Cage. + I'm proud of this. I shouldn't be but I am. + Help me. + + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Artist) + WITHIN THE RAMBLINGS OF ONE WARPED BY AGE + LIES THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF NICOLAS CAGE + A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR OF RIDICULE AND SHAME + YET NOW ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PLAY A GAMES + O LOOK THROUGH THESE SOUNDS FROM A PECULIAR MAN + TO ANSWER THE QUESTION: WHAT IS HIS PLAN? + THOUGH THE ANSWER, YOU'LL FIND, IS DESPITE ALL THAT'S THERE, + HE REMAINS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRICKLY PEAR +--- +Track: ULTRA CHORALE REMIX MEDLEY +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Rose's mom +Duration: '00:27' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultra-chorale-remix-medley +- https://youtu.be/QHKDPh4eI5g +Referenced Tracks: +- Chorale for Caliborn +- fun cat song :3 :3 +- HECKA JEF SONB +- track:hardchorale +- At The Price of Oblivion +- Completely Delusional +- track:pony-chorale +- Three in the Medley +Sampled Tracks: +- Chorale for Caliborn +- fun cat song :3 :3 +- HECKA JEF SONB +- track:hardchorale +- At The Price of Oblivion +- Completely Delusional +- track:pony-chorale +- Three in the Medley +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + We need more songs like this + + <i>MrCheeze:</i> (Exile) + Puts Garden of Eden to shame tbh + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Artist) + I hope cookie appreciates this track art, i put a fuck ton of work into it +--- +Track: Tiny Chorale +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Roxy +- Maplehoof +Duration: '01:08' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tiny-chorale +- https://youtu.be/kgo59pVR2vY +Referenced Tracks: +- track:pony-chorale +Commentary: |- + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Composer) + I didn't really have a proper idea for this song at all. To be honest, this song was more of an attempt at an overly dramatic orchestral version of Pony Chorale, which was quite funny to note as this is a rather large song for a smol pony. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + justascreenshotfromthis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G38hwkte5u4 + + <img src="media/misc/video-unavailable.jpg" width="350px" height="150px" /> +--- +Track: Moody Nigra Shit +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Art Tags: +- Jake +- Horses +Duration: '01:01' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moody-nigra-shit +- https://youtu.be/OpNFOtsLKO0 +Referenced Tracks: +- weird moody horse shit +Sampled Tracks: +- weird moody horse shit +- Loud Nigra +Commentary: |- + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Composer) + What do you mean this isn't original or funny? I'm sorry you need to speak up I can't heaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Artist) + ¿¿¿¿¿Hi is this going to be actual commentary??????? Don't plague me with your upside down question marks you piece of utter shit. HOW DARE you assume that i'd make ACTUAL commentary. You DISGUST me +--- +Track: the version we had of this was unusable and we had like one day to replace it so yazshu whipped out his kazoo and here we are +Directory: yazshu-whipped-out-his-kazoo +Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '02:38' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-version-we-had-of-this-was-unusable-and-we-had-like-one-day-to-replace-it-so-yazshu-whipped-out-his-kazoo-and-here-we-are +- https://youtu.be/3dPWehVdlAA +Referenced Tracks: +- track:i-dont-want-to-miss-a-thing +Sampled Tracks: +- track:i-dont-want-to-miss-a-thing +Commentary: |- + <i>yazshu:</i> (Composer) + I dont know who made the title of this track but it basically explained everything i was going to say here + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Artist) + There can never be enough track art of jhon playing random instruments +--- +Track: JANE ENGAGES WITH SOME MEMES +Artists: +- olkiswerve +Cover Artists: +- Yara +Art Tags: +- Jane +Duration: '00:31' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jane-engages-with-some-memes +- https://youtu.be/Ed2pCZ9FL54 +Referenced Tracks: +- We Are Number One +- Trickster Mode (Engage) +- The Nutshack Intro +- track:doctor +- Killers +Sampled Tracks: +- We Are Number One +- Trickster Mode (Engage) +- The Nutshack Intro +- track:doctor +- Killers +Lyrics: |- + Hey! + The DNA of the soul... + We are number one! + (It's the Nutshack) + We are number one! + Listen closely... here's a little lesson in trickery. + This is going down in history. + If you wanna be a villain number one, + You have to chase a superhero on the run. + Just follow my moves, and sneak around. + Be careful not to make a sound. + Shh. +Commentary: |- + <i>olkiswerve:</i> (Composer) + Sorry Bambosh + + <i>Yara:</i> (Artist) + A wise gay person once told me "my body is a temple for anus" and to this day, I still closely follow these sacred words. +--- +Track: jane blast off but to the tune of we are number one but in major but with each hey being replaced with ostrichlittledungeon saying nyah but that being overlayed with voice clips from game grumps back when jontron and arin were the two grumps +Directory: jane-blast-off-but +Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jane +Duration: '00:17' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jane-blast-off-but-to-the-tune-of-we-are-number-one-but-in-major-but-with-each-hey-being-replaced-with-ostrichlittledungeon-saying-nyah-but-that-being-overlayed-with-voice-clips-from-game-grumps +- https://youtu.be/7HqfoFZwOYw +Referenced Tracks: +- Trickster Mode (Blast Off) +- We Are Number One +Sampled Tracks: +- Game Grumps +Lyrics: |- + Whaaaaaaat? Baboom! Rocket, to the moon! + I got in my spaceship, and it went up, and it- and it went [imitates rocket blasting off]. + I was fucking nervous, I got butterflies in my stomach! + Sorry +Commentary: |- + <i>StarlightCalliope:</i> (Composer) + I don't know what compelled me to create this track in all honesty. The person that was signed up to do this track apparently hadn't signed themselves up, so I decided to take this spot. A few days prior to me claiming this spot, ost had said, "Nyah," in a really cute voice on their private server, and I had recorded it. I decided to do a full song that would include it. Of course, the nyahs slowly got drowned out as I added more to the song. I remembered that there was a relevant quote from Game Grumps when I was rewatching the flash, and then I overlayed that ontop of the nyahs and We Are Number One that I had put into the project file. All in all, definitely the best song I've ever made. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + The trickster mode always gave me a powerpuff girls vibe for some reason +--- +Track: While CaNWC > Homestuck +Artists: +- '413' +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +- Jaed +- Vriska +- Jade +Duration: '03:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/while-canwc-homestuck +- https://youtu.be/eF_sfTpt6gA +Referenced Tracks: +- Homestuck Anthem +Commentary: |- + <i>413:</i> (Composer) + TBH I forget everything about this song lol. Not even going to listen to it to find out what it sounded like. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + CANWC is almost at 413 hearts + + <i>Wheals:</i> (From the Present) + Its past 413 +--- +Track: Slight Delay +Artists: +- '413' +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- John +Duration: '01:14' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/slight-delay +- https://youtu.be/hQYEjPh_nQk +Referenced Tracks: +- Elevatorstuck +Commentary: |- + <i>413:</i> (Composer) + ...Forget this one too. Still not listening to it. Pretty sure it's just the first few notes played over-and-over again, which sounded amazing in theory, and even better in practice. + + <i>Wheals:</i> (Substitute) + Avocado didn't have any commentary so i just wanted to say that 413's elevatorstuck remixes give me life +--- +Track: Homoshack Anthem +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Art Tags: +- John +- Dave +Duration: '01:01' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/homoshack-anthem +- https://youtu.be/MmgSAwpWLf8 +Referenced Tracks: +- CONTACT +- Meet the Flintstones +- Snow halation +- Mutiny (crapapella) +Sampled Tracks: +- Loud Nigra +- rose pragnant +Lyrics: |- + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + AAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAA + YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH + I came as fast as I could + YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH + I LOVE YOU DOGGY + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + as fast as I could +Commentary: |- + <i>Difarem:</i> (Composer) + This track sucked so much LMMS literally refused to load it after having rendered it. No seriously it crashes every time i try to load it. + + <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist) + It's just the nutshack logo (the arrow shit) but looking like how caliborn would draw it (can you kill me now for using fucking comic sans?) +--- +Track: Homoshack Anthem Chef's Cut of the Day Edition +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Caliborn +Duration: '01:29' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/homoshack-anthem-chefs-cut-of-the-day-edition +- https://youtu.be/nVf9cXBkxRo +Referenced Tracks: +- Homestuck Anthem +Commentary: |- + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + When I got my electric keyboard a few months ago, I wondered "what am I going to do with the dual voice functionality and the split voice functionality and the auto-harmony functionality and all these instruments like 'horse'??" Well, now I know. I managed to nail this in the first take, though I planned out what instruments I'd be using ahead of time. + + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist) + Act 6 Act 6 Act 5 is one of my favorite flashes in the comic solely because of its comedic value, so I wanted to do the song justice with my artwork. And what better way to do that than by including some PURE ART SKILL? I know that that pose shows up in A6A6A4 (and later in A7), and not in this act, but the opportunity was too good for me to pass up. I used the actual PURE ART SKILLS as reference for Caliborn's body, added some lasers and gradients for effects, and it was good to go. But there was something missing. Something that the art so desperately needed. What I'd created, I came to realize, wasn't actually art at all. Like Cool and New Webcomic, it was a shaker of boundaries - a metastasizing amalgam of memes that toppled the boundaries between shitposts and reality. This didn't involve PURE ART SKILL at all, I realized. It was PURE "O" SKILL. + + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + Once again my music got far better art than it deserved +--- +Track: Please help me I am in pain +Artists: +- GoomFloops +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Arquiusprite +- Davepeta +- Maplehoof +- Sweet Bro +- Hella Jeff +- Horses +Duration: '02:00' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/please-help-me-i-am-in-pain +- https://youtu.be/nWOiZlGk_TI +Referenced Tracks: +- Horsecatska +- Magical Dream Bed +Sampled Tracks: +- Horsecatska +- Magical Dream Bed +- Loud Nigra +- Northernlion +Lyrics: |- + NO, GOD + GRAB THE PUSSY + NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOO + You will never know my suffering, forever trapped inside this robotic husk + Alright that's great Jack I'll see you later + (oh no) + Sperm + Shove off but + Sperm + I'm sorry we can-we can go on a date first + Creme de la creme + Minecraft sex porn + [pretty sure this is Magical Dream Bed backwards] + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + Oh my god, dicks, who's been drawing dicks + Hey you little bitch, I hate you, you'll have sex tonight + I'm incredibly turned on right now +Commentary: |- + <i>GoomFloops:</i> (Composer) + Wow, how relevant! How new! This song represents the empty joy that comes from memes + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + I was going to animate this but meh this is better +--- +Track: 7 GRAND END +Artists: +- Discfortune +- artist:kobacat +- SplitSuns +- Minish +- TirantBacon +- StarlightCalliope +- Wheals +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +- MoreEpicThanYou747 +- Isoleucine +- Aris Martinian +- Noisemaker +- Rom M +- Cecily Renns +- cookiefonster +- Pipko Fanfare +- Hadron +- sylvarn +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Hecka Jef +- Rose +- Kanaya +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '09:03' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/7-grand-end +- https://youtu.be/YhGPrYfhTNI +Referenced Tracks: +- English +- Eternity Served Cold +- track:explore +- Another Jungle +- Celestial Fantasia +- Switchback +- track:moshi-moshi +- track:sburban-jungle +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Michael Bowman Remix +- track:axel-f +- The Lyrist +- Flare +- track:sburban-jungle +- We Are Number One +- Snow halation +- Meet the Flintstones +- Cascade (Beta) +- Say There +- Spider8reath +- Even in Death +- Bombs for Throwing at You +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Roundabout +- Homestuck Anthem +- Tick +- Tock +- Problem Sleuth Theme +- All Star +- Arisen Anew +- track:can-you-give-me-a-hand +- Dogsong +- The Nutshack Intro +- All We're Gonna Get +- track:ruins-undertale +- track:black +- Ruins (With Strings) +- Time on My Side +- track:showtime-original-mix +- track:unintentional-touhou +- track:formation +- Windchime Foley +- Non Compos Mentis +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- The Muppet Show +Lyrics: |- + It's a Kermit the frog remix? + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit kermit kermit + + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! + + Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman + Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman + + Bo-bo-bo-bow (Mayor, mayor) + Bo-bo-bo-bow (Mayor, mayor) +Commentary: |- + <i>Discfortune:</i> (Composer, 0:00-0:30) + Triplets and sixteenths suck together but it's too late to change that now. + + <i>Koba:</i> (Composer, 0:30-0:51) + So this was fun to work on. I tried making something that wasn't totally a midi, and I think it came out pretty well. Also, merry Christmas. + + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer, 0:51-1:02) + Fun fact: originally I accidentally made this part twice as long as it should have been. Whoops! At least we all figured it out before this thing was put together. Anyways, this part of the song ended up sounding pretty spacey and epic, and to me at least, not unlike something C418 would compose. Go check him out, he made the music for Minecraft and is a pretty cool guy. + + <i>Minish:</i> (Composer, 1:02-1:26) + First music I've contributed to the team since Volume 2, actually. I took a break from the team because I couldn't do anything original and lacked the proper motivation to work on the CANMT. I hope to come back to it one day, but no promises. Also, the original version I produced is absolute garbage, Hadron deserves any and all praise. + + <i>Hadron:</i> (Composer, 1:02-1:56) + Hey this is hadron and I'm cool like sunglass emoticon. + + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Composer, 1:21-1:56) + Fun fact 2x combo: I didn't actually make this song for act7 originally. Regardless of that, it was a pleasure to make this song for any productive work, and to have hadron remake it in his own style. This song was made without any real acquired inspiration from other songs, which believe it or not is what I typically don't do when I make music. I really like the way I arranged the song, and how it sorta shifts into a piratey theme towards the second half in the full version (I'm not sure if that makes it into the overall act 7 theme). + + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer, 2:12-2:35) + CRASH. I had a lot of fun with this, my first time trying anything orchestral, and it's probably the best thing I've made so far. For a little extra fun I made it entirely with one sample pack that I had just gotten. Unfortunately I scrapped my original plan to use Voidlight in this section, so the song has still never been referenced. + + <i>WHATSISLOSTINTHEMINES:</i> (Composer, 2:35-3:21) + SUDDENLY, THE LONGEST PART WRITTEN BY ONE PERSON COMES. This section was made in the span of about 2 days, after the people originally slotted in for this section bailed/didn't finish/were rejected. I think it kind of shows? Still, even if I'm not entirely happy with my piece for this collaboration, it at least blends well with the next section. (Fun fact, originally, the second half of this was just snow halation layered over the original audio. Sadly, that was rejected, but I kept its memory alive with a snow halation piano arrangement instead.) + + <i>Isoleucine:</i> (Composer, 3:21-3:57) + I was like, "hey you know how flare changes the tone with the backing? Let me do that, except different!" So I did the piano and stuff on top of the melody, and then it just kind of unwound from there, adding more and more motifs and then more flare because it's the best motif. Fun fact: there's 6 synths here. 2 additive, 1 subtractive, and 3 FM of sorts. It works. Pretty good I guess. + + <i>Aris Martinian:</i> (Composer, 3:57-4:24) + Say there, have you heard the story about the Donkey Ollie Ollie? Say there, have you heard the story? Ollie is his name. Everywhere that Donkey Ollie travels, folks may shout hooray! Say there, have you heard the story? Ollie is his name. Ollie is his naaaaaaaaaaame. + + <i>Noisemaker:</i> (Composer, 4:24-4:56) + Buffskull just went super saiyan. + + <i>Makin:</i> (Wiki Rando, 4:24-4:56) + Hey, this later became [[track:buffskull]] and got a full version! + + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer, 5:35-6:05) + I was the first one to do anything for ACT 7, but in the end this part feels fairly discordant because of its preceding parts. + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer, 6:05-6:20) + I just built off the previous part with Smash Mouth on flute and other stuff I guess. The main lesson I got from making these 15 seconds of music is that orchestra bullshit is easy as fuck to make. Also the bowman sounds playing Arisen Anew were supposed to be synced with Aradia but Hadron messed that up. + + <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer, 6:35-6:55) + Does this count as 3, 4, or 5 motifs? Even I don't know at this point! + + <i>SplitSuns, Hadron:</i> (Composer, 6:55-7:20) + When Hadron offered to make this part a collab, I jumped at the opportunity to do so. The instrumentation I implemented is pretty similar to my previous contribution to this track, which I think is nice as it offers some more cohesiveness overall. Maybe. + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer, 6:55-7:20) + I made this section before it was surrounded by good musicians. That is all. (Also, bonus bowman for 7:20 timestamp). Who likes my extremely good leitmotif usage? Not me. Also, DVS sax. Why not. My inspiration from this came from the video, the 7:20 timestamp, and my favourite motif ever (unintentional). + + <i>Hadron:</i> (Composer, 7:50-8:19) + See the cool thing about Jhon Egbrets What If? ROLLERCOASTERS: Fates is that, in the easy version of the game where you build all metal coasters, Dadd Egbret is your dad; but in the hard version of the game where you only build wooden coasters, Obana is your dad. It's meant to be symbolism for the shaken economy; that's why your wooden coasters fail a lot more than your metal coasters. However, it makes you feel glad when the coaster stays up, much like how Obana might feel if the economy stayed up. Anyways this is a motif from that game also there's FORMATION which is a pretty good song by a cool guy also it's going to be remixed by some other guy but I don't know when and how but he is a cool guy + + <i>Interrobang:</i> (Composer, 8:19-9:03) + The one thing that I knew had to be in the final section of Act 7 was Roundabout. Initially I attempted to fuse the end of that song with Even in Death, but that idea had little success. Frustrated, I settled for the acoustic guitar part of beginning of the piece (with some changes) and added in some atmosphere, which noatably included Foley, used near the very beginning of the comic. Finally, after deciding that Yes's original resolution was not professional enough, I added just a splash of another song that I felt represented some of the fandom's reaction to that ending - see if you can spot it! + + <i>nights:</i> (Artist) + Paint crashed while I was drawing this so I had to friccin redo it a couple times. Please enjoy the product of my eternal suffering. +--- +Track: Revisit/Rewind +Directory: revisit-rewind +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Duration: '06:13' +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- John +- Aradia +- Skaia +Referenced Tracks: +- track:doctor +- Cascade (Beta) +- track:sburban-jungle +- Tick +- Lord Spanish +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- Potato Knishes +- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny +- Rex Mille Geromius +- track:penumbra-phantasm +- Even in Death +- Space Jam +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +- At The Price of Oblivion +- Contra +- Ascend +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Moshi Moshi? +- track:unintentional-touhou +- CONTACT +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- track:formation +- track:jungle-3 +- Muse of Nanchos +- Meet the Flintstones +- Intro +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/revisit-rewind +# TODO: reupload both this and Resend to youtube individually +Commentary: |- + <i>Aris Martinian:</i> (Composer) + I was going to make it better but my computer's shit and logic broke, so I lost half the project file. Makin wanted me to remake it but I'm lazy. Sorry about the lack of panning and the bad drums. + + <i>nights:</i> (Artist) + I drew this with 3 babies in my lap please enjoy it +--- +Track: Resend +Directory: resend +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Aradia +- John +Duration: '04:48' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/resend +Referenced Tracks: +- Cascade (Beta) +- Crystalanthemums +- track:overture +- Showdown +- track:penumbra-phantasm-by-toby-fox-featuring-radiation +- Death by Glamour +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Sunsetter +- track:showtime-piano-refrain +- track:endless-climb +Commentary: |- + <i>Noisemaker:</i> (Composer) + I initially made this as a submission for credits about a month before the deadline, and proceeded to not finish it until 45 minutes before the deadline, hence the uncompleted song (seriously its like 3 minutes shorter than [S] Credits is), but hey everything worked out in the end :^) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-sonic-team.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-sonic-team.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..c2504d6f --- /dev/null +++ b/album/cool-and-new-sonic-team.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,101 @@ +Album: Cool and New Sonic Team +Date: April 1, 2017 +Date Added: August 21, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-sonic-team +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9I2ey1QHQIR8JcIetl5m0Q +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Artists: +- Hadron +Banner Artists: +- Hadron +Banner Dimensions: 1x1 +Banner File Extension: png +Wallpaper Artists: +- Hadron +Wallpaper File Extension: png +Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 1;' +Color: '#5178dd' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Beyond +Commentary: |- + <i>Hadron:</i> (the Hedgehog) + hi everyone cool and new web comic is dead it isnt gaining traction + + you know what is + + MY BLUE BOY SONIC SO NOW we are cool and new sonic team, the only sonic team ever + + all made by hadron, all of it except for like one piece of art that was remixed by me that was originally done by scarodactyl, thanks muscle man +--- +Track: Cosmic Eternity (Opening) +Duration: '00:53' +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Referenced Tracks: +- Cosmic Eternity ~ Believe in Yourself +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cosmic-eternity-opening +- https://youtu.be/OVnFUwSbWow +--- +Track: Green Hill Zone +Duration: '02:33' +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Referenced Tracks: +- Green Hill Zone +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/green-hill-zone +- https://youtu.be/MVyHhd78nBA +--- +Track: Aero Your Soul +Duration: '02:36' +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Referenced Tracks: +- Aerosoul +- Open Your Heart +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aero-your-soul +- https://youtu.be/bMJmDRGJ5E0 +--- +Track: Studiopolis Zone +Duration: '02:52' +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Referenced Tracks: +- Lights, Camera, Action! +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/studiopolis-zone +- https://youtu.be/g6TQodEXPOE +--- +Track: SONIC FORCES Main Theme +Duration: '01:03' +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +- Scarodactyl +Referenced Tracks: +- Fist Bump +- Sad Romance (Violin Ver.) +Sampled Tracks: +- SEGA Logo +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sonic-forces-main-theme +- https://youtu.be/GI02z9TYqTk +Lyrics: |- + SE-GA +--- +Track: (Extra) Green Hill Zonewave +Duration: '01:20' +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Referenced Tracks: +- Green Hill Zone +- Marry me? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/extra-green-hill-zonewave +- https://youtu.be/jkgy8MdYGDk \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-volume-2.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-volume-2.yaml index fb3dd0e7..1e2f7bb1 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-volume-2.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-volume-2.yaml @@ -895,7 +895,7 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ridaculously-ilegel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D41rFLuJL4 Art Tags: -- Jack Noir +- AR Referenced Tracks: - Even in Death - Where The Guns At diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-volume-7.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-volume-7.yaml index b271cbfd..31271aed 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-volume-7.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-volume-7.yaml @@ -72,7 +72,7 @@ URLs: - https://youtu.be/UgJYEpvSTXY Referenced Tracks: - Fighting Spirit -- 'Jungle #3' +- track:jungle-3 - Muse of Nanchos - Rex Mille Geromius - Tick @@ -143,7 +143,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Liquid Negrocity - track:black - track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir -- The Baby is You +- A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2 - Break Shot - track:endless-climb - Clockwork Contrivance @@ -151,6 +151,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Derse Dreamers - Unity of Thorns - Dance of Thorns +- Savior of the Waking World Sampled Tracks: - Clockwork Contrivance --- @@ -227,6 +228,8 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - track:archagent-everlasting - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +Sampled Tracks: +- Mutiny (crapapella) Lyrics: |- I LOVE YOU DOGGY --- diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-volume-sx.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-volume-sx.yaml index 5b408746..cb4276f6 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-volume-sx.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-volume-sx.yaml @@ -1044,7 +1044,7 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crystal-meth-the-queen - https://youtu.be/TJJYubqL_ts Referenced Tracks: -- Crystalanthemums +- Crystamanthequins - track:doctor - track:showtime-original-mix - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme @@ -2097,7 +2097,7 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harmonize - https://youtu.be/w0_Fxg-CQSw Referenced Tracks: -- 'Jungle #3' +- track:jungle-3 - Tock - track:archagent-everlasting - licord nacrasty diff --git a/album/intermishin.yaml b/album/intermishin.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..d5082dc9 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/intermishin.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,953 @@ +Album: Intermishin +Date: April 10, 2017 +Date Added: August 23, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/intermishin +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-A1BIAcnqfZW-ePlCP_9SL +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Hrates Bocars +- Dacronian Dignity +- Rubs Juice +- Jack Noir +- The Felt +- Felt Manor +Wallpaper Artists: +- o +- Makin (edits for wiki) +Wallpaper File Extension: png +Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.5;' +Color: '#91cc85' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Additional Files: +- Title: Album Booklet + Files: + - intermishinbooklet.pdf +Commentary: |- + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Cover Artist) + This is by far the most complicated piece of art I've done for the team yet. Since the album itself is split into two halves about both the Felt and Midnight Crew, I wanted both parties to have equal representation on the cover. (I was planning on having Vrasky/Snowman included, but it was really hard to find space for her - everyone's super close together as is! So I settled on having her hat/horns resting on the piano.) An idea quickly sprang forth - the entire Felt, staring in horror at the shitty Midnight Crew. The Midnight Crew's poses and positions in this cover mimic how they looked on Drawing Dead (plus blush on the cheeks!). Since I've had a couple people ask - none of this is ripped from Homestuck. I drew all of it myself! I did use a ton of reference though, from the aforementioned album cover and images on the wiki. The background is based off of the Felt Manor's first appearance in the CANWC intermission. All the colors are adapted from The Inaugural Death of Mister Seven. Originally, the entire Felt was supposed to be monochromatic, but after some people told me to change up the color scheme, I realized that this effect made everything kinda pop, and look a lot more unique. I'm really proud of this piece! I hope you enjoy it, and I hope you enjoy everyone else's contributions to this album! I know I do. +--- +Section: Midnigt Crewd Side +--- +Track: ~~MIDNIGT CREWD SIDE~~ +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Hrates Bocars +- Dacronian Dignity +- Rubs Juice +- Jack Noir +- HB +- DD +- CD +Duration: '00:15' +Referenced Tracks: +- licord nacrasty +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnigt-crewd-side +- https://youtu.be/1LO5nlWCqok +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + licord nacrasty always seemed to me like a fitting theme for some corrupted version of the Midnight Crew. Now that that's an actual thing I quickly took the opportunity to make a disk jingle out of it. Then people proceeded to do much more interesting songs with it but this is still a thing that happened I guess. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + I actually made this early during the intermishin, so i kept updating it everytime something happened to the characters. +--- +Track: The Hideout +Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Hrates Bocars +- Rubs Juice +- HB +- CD +Duration: '01:39' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-hideout +- https://youtu.be/sOfS-ncgJQ4 +Commentary: |- + <i>Wights End:</i> (Composer) + I don't like this. It's boring and the bass isn't tuned properly. I made this so long ago that I have no idea what was going through my head at the time. what time signature is this? according to the FL project file it's in 4/3 but that sounds stupid and wrong. + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + oh fuck, I did the art for this too? +--- +Track: We Are Midnight Crew +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare (Composer) +- Wheals (Lyrics) +Contributors: +- cookiefonster (Voice Acting, Sleck) +- Pipko Fanfare (Voice Acting, Hrates) +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Hrates Bocars +- Dacronian Dignity +- Rubs Juice +- Jack Noir +- HB +- DD +- CD +Duration: '02:43' +Referenced Tracks: +- We Are Number One +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/we-are-midnight-crew +- https://youtu.be/QiYx2irExhA +Commentary: |- + <i>Wheals:</i> (Lyricist) + Originally [[artist:pipko-fanfare|dC]] made this as a DVS-font-swap of WANO called "We are Toby Fox" but didn't have any lyrics ideas; I suggested making an intermishin song out of it and did a rewrite of the canon lyrics in a few minutes. Turned out pretty well, since you can't exactly go wrong with DVS sax. + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Voice Actor) + I'm amazed my recording of vocals didnt turn out like shit + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + Nothing to say on this one +--- +Track: Smooth Coaster +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Jack Noir +Duration: '01:01' +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/smooth-coaster +- https://youtu.be/5jx8qRP7W9M +Commentary: |- + <i>WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES:</i> (Composer) + I apologize for any false expectations set by the title. + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Artist) + <span style="font-family: comic sans ms, courier, courier new">me too.</span> +--- +Track: Heck the Clonk +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Rose +- Jack Noir +Duration: '02:44' +Referenced Tracks: +- Swing of the Clock +- The Broken Clock +Sampled Tracks: +- The Broken Clock +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/heck-the-clonk +- https://youtu.be/uY0tYw2QpmA +Commentary: |- + <i>Interrobang:</i> (Composer) + This song has a clear story. Theres a clock, and spades h*cks it up. Then it restarts a little wonky, and spades h*kes it up some more. Rinse and repeat. Time signatures used: 4/4, 15/8, and 23/16. (and 13/8 for the end). Samples used: that one page where Slick hecks up a clock in HS, and The Broken Clock by Jit. + + <i>CreatorOfJanespeak:</i> (Artist) + don't ask how the crowbar stabbed her because it's not sharp enough and wasn't plunged through hard enough; you'll never get an answer. :wackyZany: +--- +Track: Ode on the ,midight crewd +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- Austinado +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Eridan +- Rubs Juice +- Dacronian Dignity +- Hrates Bocars +- Vrasky +- Kraket +- Jack Noir +- CD +- DD +- HB +- Vriska +- Karkat +Duration: '02:22' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:kis-da-boy +- I Can Barely Rub Juice In This Casino +- Droogtime +- This Saturnine Existence +- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ode-on-the-midight-crewd +- https://youtu.be/75LLIvQOW-o +Commentary: |- + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + This is an ancient idea I had, dating all the way back to the days of voulem. 1 when I made an HB song -- I wanted to make a song for every member of the MC, then finally a song that used all four previous. The intermishin album provided the best possible motivation to actually get down and do this. I'm not super happy with the song honestly, but it was something I felt I had to make to complete the plan I made all the way back. + + <i>Austinado:</i> (Artist) + this piece really speaks volumes of its intense creation process, i did it in like half an hour with two cans of Mtn Dew Code Red™ and an inspiration to not only put every important item and person in the intermishin on these pictures, but to also run out of ideas and put bart simpson on it instead of something else + also also read vast error +--- +Track: Licord Jazzcrasty +Artists: +- cosmicTerrorist +Cover Artists: +- cosmicTerrorist +- XenoZane +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Jack Noir +- Vrasky +- Vriska +Duration: '02:15' +Referenced Tracks: +- licord nacrasty +- Liquid Negrocity +- Killed by BR8K Spider!!!!!!!! +- track:MeGaLoVania +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-jazzcrasty +- https://youtu.be/CwY9hqjhe6M +Commentary: |- + <i>cosmicTerrorist:</i> (Composer) + This is my first song on a CANMT album, so i think it's kinda shitty, but i like it anyway and i hope you do to :) + + <i>XenoZane:</i> (Artist) + i dont know why i am credited at all for this i did jack shit lmaoo +--- +Track: Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Swingz (ft. vrasky) +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Fresh Jimmy +- Vriska +Duration: '01:59' +Referenced Tracks: +- Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz +- Spider Dance +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fresh-jimmys-fresh-swingz-ft-vrasky +- https://youtu.be/uz68KEIN9HE +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + Everyone else made character themes or random original compositions for this album but I suck at both of those. I still wanted to contribute to this album so I decided to arrange an existing song in jazz style. It's not exactly intermishin related but Fresh Jimmy is a free pass for everything and I'm fairly happy with the end result. + + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + When cookiefonster mentioned the track's title this image immediately came to mind. The song might not have anything to do with Michael Jackson, but that Jimmy is one Fresh Criminal. +--- +Track: Jousting Match +Artists: +- Grace Medley +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- DD +Duration: '01:49' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:lancer +- Carbon Nadsat / Cuestick Genius +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/2rh9wP3IJok +Commentary: |- + <i>Grace Medley:</i> (Composer) + hey finally a song about a midnight crew character who isnt SS + + <i>nights:</i> (Makin ghostwriter) + problem sleuth is rad, its fucking as rad as balls and you should read it if you want to explode because its fucking rad +--- +Track: smashed your cloncks (youre wellcome) +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:49' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/smashed-your-cloncks-youre-wellcome +- https://youtu.be/tXgkWMpBWTw +Commentary: |- + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + i like it probably + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + i made this in.. i don't know how long, my watch is broken +--- +Track: The Black Death +Artists: +- cryptologicalMystic +Cover Artists: +- cryptologicalMystic +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Felt Manor +Duration: '02:37' +Referenced Tracks: +- Liquid Negrocity +- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew +- Tall, Dark and Loathsome +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-black-death +- https://youtu.be/BNhJuJIRjRo +Commentary: |- + <i>cryptologicalMystic:</i> (Composer) + HAPPY HAPPY FUN GAMBLE LUCKY JOYFUL ＴＩＭＥ ＴＯ ＤＩＥ + + <i>cryptologicalMystic:</i> (Artist) + because flaying someone to wear their skin as a disguise is a tactic right out of a goddamn horror movie and i wanted to draw attention to this fact +--- +Track: Stab - Stab - Stab +Directory: stab-stab-stab +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- bobthetacocat +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +Duration: '03:55' +Referenced Tracks: +- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) +- Rain +- Flare +- LRAD +- PLUR Police +- Boss Mode +- Destroy Them With Lazers +- Bad Apple!! +- My Sharona +Sampled Tracks: +- Rain +- LRAD +- PLUR Police +- Boss Mode +- Destroy Them With Lazers +- Bad Apple!! +- My Sharona +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stab-stab-stab +- https://youtu.be/Y7SpDqt2kD4 +Commentary: |- + <i>Interrobang:</i> (Composer) + I had an idea for a Knife Party based Spades Slick song a while ago, but I scrapped it because i couldnt really think of where to go with it. However, I did have this other random piece that I was working on that was Walk-Stab-Walk but the ‘drums’ were those weird ASMR noises from Rain from Medium. At some point I realized I could just combine the two, and this song was born. Actually I’m really happy with how this turned out, I only wish I could have thought of an excuse to use Internet Friends samples. Special thanks to Bob for making my original track art idea look good. + <img src="media/misc/stab-stab-stab-beta.png" width="150px" height="150px"/> + + <i>bobthetacocat:</i> (Artist) + "i want the track art to be like this but i can't seem to make it look right" + <span style="font-size: 30px">"i got you one sec"</span> + (like 5 thousand days later) + "how's this" + "yes cool good" + <span style="font-size: 30px">"okay cool but let me add MORE"</span> +--- +Track: Symphony of W&Z +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- The Felt +- Felt Manor +Duration: '02:15' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/symphony-of-w-z +- https://youtu.be/25Rf6-EkMdI +Commentary: |- + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer) + a wacky and zany song i made for the felt, but crypt said the blues feel makes it better for the MC, but the instrumentation is all orchestral which is felt, this is a CONFLICT but i just did what crypt said anyways + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + <img src="media/misc/wacky-zany-collage.jpg" width="300px" height="300px"/> +--- +Track: Liquid NegrociTown +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Jack Noir +- Felt Manor +Duration: '03:35' +Referenced Tracks: +- Liquid Negrocity +- track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir +- We Are Number One +- The Endless Black (aka Clockwork Negrocity) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/liquid-negrocitown +- https://youtu.be/YuHQXRlmX7w +Commentary: |- + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer) + I actually started production on this song before the idea for Intermishin developed. Someone had an idea to mash up Liquid Negrocity and We Are Number One, and I jumped at the opportunity after realizing how similar the chord progressions were. Originally this was going to go on a later album, but after realizing that this was originally a Drawing Dead song I decided to move it to this release. I wanted it to begin in a similar way to my first song "The Endless Black" before quickly diving off the rails into pure insanity. I wanted the song itself to have the instrumentation of WANO with the bass and piano providing the Black-bone, if you will (and I certainly shall.) Robbie's distinctive voice tied the whole thing together, and I had a lot of fun chopping and echoing it up throughout the song. To break up the main idea, I put in a Ballad of Jack Noir-esque tune near the end that I think really helped charge the song with some energy. And of course, it ends in a big finish before fading out in the same way as Liquid Negrocity. This track was pretty complicated to produce, but I think it turned out very well in the end in terms of balance! + Fun fact: there's a reference to Siiva's first WANO rip in the song. I wonder if you can spot it...? + + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist) + The basic idea here is pretty simple - combine Spades Sleck and Robbie Rotten to get utter hell. The background is meant to invoke the first panel of the Intermishin - you can see the gateways, the flame, the shitty rug, and a clock throughout the image. At first I just wanted to draw a hyperrealistic version of Sleck's shitty head, but along the way that turned into making his head be a reasonable facsimilie of Robbie's own head. I also modeled Sleck's knife off of the knife he wields very early on, but tried to make it look three-dimensional, once again attempting to convey a hyperrealistic shitty drawing. I made this track art before the album cover, and looking back, those principles are clearly echoed in it as well. The Midnight Crew's lines look pretty much as clean as the Felt because of how "hyperrealistically shitty" I went, so I had to go back and .jpeg them up a bit. I didn't do that with this because... I'm lazy?? +--- +Track: Midnight +Directory: midnight +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Jack Noir +- Felt Manor +Duration: '02:46' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:midnight-suffer +- Liquid Negrocity +- Amen, Brother +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight +- https://youtu.be/gp9aSSukArw +Commentary: |- + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Composer) + In many ways midnight suffer was a really Jack Noir feeling song, so I decided to remix/remaster it so that it sounded much more improved. Fittingly the intermishin album idea came into fruitition while I was just finishing the remaster so luckily I had a song for the MC side. I am fairly happy with how it sounds. It took me ages to get the mixing right, and even then I still think certain parts of the song could be improved. Nonetheless I had fun making it and I hope you enjoy it! + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + <img src="media/misc/bolinfinger.jpg" width="200px" height="200px"/> +--- +Track: smooth mcgroove - licord nacrasty +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Jack Noir +Duration: '02:10' +Referenced Tracks: +- licord nacrasty +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/smooth-mcgroove-licord-nacrasty +- https://youtu.be/MqhbcaFLgKU +Commentary: |- + <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer) + bah bah bah baaaaaah + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + bah bah bah baaah...? +--- +Section: Intermishin +--- +Track: ~~INTERMISHIN INTERMISHIN~~ +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- The Felt +- Vrasky +- Spdaes Sleck +- Vriska +- Jack Noir +Duration: '00:18' +Referenced Tracks: +- Three in the Morning +- Flare +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intermishin-intermishin +- https://youtu.be/-vnhmj5Kjp0 +Commentary: |- + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + "Do we really need a jingle for a section that consists of a single song?" you might ask. Well, if you have to ask, that's just proof you're just insufficiently cool and new. + + I always appreciate a chance to do some semi-live piano work, and I love flare!!!!!!! So here's a thing that riffs on their shared chord progression, leading into Dif's rather more in-depth exploration of the subject. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + This is a referance to something but i'm not telling what. + coloring this physically hurts me +--- +Track: Three in the morning (Dif's JUST GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP ALREADY mix) +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Snowman +- Nepeta +Duration: '20:20' +Referenced Tracks: # wake me up +- track:three-in-the-morning +- track:three-in-the-morning-rj +- Three in the Morning (Kali's 2 in the AM PM Edit) +- track:three-in-the-morning-4-13-hours-late-remix +- Three In The Morning (Davekind) +- 3 In The Morning (Pianokind) +- Three in the Morning (Aftermath) +- I Can Barely Rub Juice In This Casino +- Eternal Torment of the Casino Dweller +- track:300-am +- Three in the Medley +- track:flare +- Flare (Cascade) +- Flare (Green Sun Remix) +- Ye Flarey Gentlemen +- My Grand Dad is the Green Sun +- Solar Voyage +- luminantFlare +- Time Is Running Out +- track:dersite +- Pilot Light +- FLARERERERERERERE +- track:flarezzzzzzz +- Flare shoved through a percussion soundfont +- All We're Gonna Get +- Cascadium Dioxide +- Cascasin +- Hoenn Cascade +Sampled Tracks: # can't wake up +- track:three-in-the-morning +- track:three-in-the-morning-rj +- Three in the Morning (Kali's 2 in the AM PM Edit) +- track:three-in-the-morning-4-13-hours-late-remix +- Three In The Morning (Davekind) +- 3 In The Morning (Pianokind) +- Three in the Morning (Aftermath) +- I Can Barely Rub Juice In This Casino +- Eternal Torment of the Casino Dweller +- track:300-am +- Three in the Medley +- track:flare +- Flare (Cascade) +- Flare (Green Sun Remix) +- Ye Flarey Gentlemen +- My Grand Dad is the Green Sun +- Solar Voyage +- luminantFlare +- Time Is Running Out +- track:dersite +- Pilot Light +- FLARERERERERERERE +- track:flarezzzzzzz +- Flare shoved through a percussion soundfont +- All We're Gonna Get +- Cascadium Dioxide +- Cascasin +- Hoenn Cascade +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-morning-difs-just-go-the-fuck-to-sleep-already-mix +- https://youtu.be/V35dxkJwDJY +Commentary: |- + <i>Difarem:</i> (Composer) + this progression haunts my dreams send help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa +--- +Section: Felt Side +--- +Track: ~~FELT SIDE~~ +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- The Felt +- Vriska +Duration: '00:16' +Referenced Tracks: +- Tick +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/felt-side +- https://youtu.be/_H_2JOTJVjQ +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + I tried to make this one different from the MC jingle and not sound as corrupted. Did I do well or are the chord patterns too grating??? :itisamystery: + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + Same for midnigt crewd side, expect i really wanted to draw snowman not vaska gAAAAAAAA +--- +Track: Green Mansion +Artists: +- Secily Iopara (Composition) +- Difarem (Arrangement) +Cover Artists: +- bobthetacocat +Art Tags: +- Felt Manor +Duration: '02:15' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/green-mansion +- https://youtu.be/vRY5P4HEOw8 +Commentary: |- + <i>Secily Iopara:</i> (Composer) + One day I guess I decided to stop being shit at music. I don't remember what inspired me to make this, but I really wanted to try using different instruments and take advantage of certain patterns. I am a bit stubborn when it comes to making music, as most of what I compose I try to make without referencing motifs, so I wanted to make my own. Something catchy and, more importantly, GOOD. I made something good, but it was short, and Felt (pun entirely intended) like an introductory track. That's when Difarem swooped in and asked for a midi of the song, which he then turned into something AMAZING. All of the motifs you hear in this song aside from the original ~30 seconds of the song were all added by him, and I have to say they were added quite masterfully. I had once planned to make this be the first of a set of tracks for every member of the Felt, but I only ended up making around 5 or 6 tracks. Most of them were garbage, so you aren't missing out on much. + + <i>Difarem:</i> (Arranger) + Haven't got really much to add to what Roxe said, but I'm pretty proud of how this track turned out! Some parts could be still worked on, though, and I'm a bit ehhhh about the instrumentation. Oh, and bonus: I self-plagiarized at one point. + + <i>bobthetacocat:</i> (Artist) + "here's a sketch of what i want the track art to be" + "i got chu here you go like this" + "yeah that's good" +--- +Track: Emerald Moonlight +Artists: +- CogentInvalid +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Art Tags: +- Felt Manor +Duration: '02:07' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/emerald-moonlight +- https://youtu.be/0RKZ73pJVxw +Commentary: |- + <i>CogentInvalid:</i> (Composer) + this song is in 7/4, thats how you can tell im a TRUE ARTIST unlike the other CHUMPS!!! on this album. that sright, i SAID IT. get owened noobs + p.s. this commentary is ORIGINAL CONTENTS, no one plagiarize or else ill hunt you down and h*ck you up with my TAE KWONDO TRAINING, uh oh better start running kid B) + + <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Artist) + this art was made in paint.net, thats how you can tell im a TRUE ARTIST unlike the other CHUMPS!!! on this album. that sright, i SAID IT. get owened noobs + + This commentary is licensed under a cc-by-nc-sa Creative Commons License. + + <i>Makin:</i> (Commentary transcriber) + uh-oh +--- +Track: Blue Laggard +Artists: +- Discfortune +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Art Tags: +- The Felt +- Spdaes Sleck +- Jack Noir +Duration: '02:00' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blue-laggard +- https://youtu.be/HGSFCE4-A2c +Commentary: |- + <i>Discfortune:</i> (Composer) + audacity.jpg + + <i>CreatorOfJanespeak:</i> (Artist) + i just had to +--- +Track: Decade-Long Evening +Artists: +- GoomFloops +Cover Artists: +- Cozy Skeleton +Art Tags: +- The Felt +- Felt Manor +Duration: '01:37' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/decade-long-evening +- https://youtu.be/EBIBbdyarZY +Commentary: |- + <i>GoomFloops:</i> (Composer) + This is very much a track leftover from a collab album myself and the esteemed DHE were working on, but I still like it. It's very slow, very minimalisitic. It also sucks ass, but that's beside the point, y'know? +--- +Track: Lost Track Of Time +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- The Felt +Duration: '01:45' +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lost-track-of-time +- https://youtu.be/Du-LUCZxlms +Commentary: |- + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 3/4 + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + i only did the backgroand cloncks + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + Someone suggested to do the felt in rollercoasters soooooooooo + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + that was me dnunkass +--- +Track: Prying Time +Artists: +- Secily Iopara +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- The Felt +Duration: '00:52' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/prying-time +- https://youtu.be/KOc-46mLXQk +Commentary: |- + <i>Secily Iopara:</i> (Composer) + I made a song and then [[artist:cecily-renns|CR]] decided to make it look shit in comparison. Thanks Cecily. + + <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist) + oh my god im just playing club penguin rewrtiten asnd its making me legit kind of emotional. like just the waves of nostalgia and shit and how it feels and seeing all the cool shit +--- +Track: The Fixed Clock +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Jack Noir +Duration: '04:12' +Referenced Tracks: +- The Broken Clock +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-fixed-clock +- https://youtu.be/GE-Hkc4X-AM +Commentary: |- + <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer) + Fun fact: Taking a great song in 13/8 and converting it to 4/4 makes it way less interesting! Still, this was good practice at making more convincing orchestral parts and working with articulations and other little performance nuances. + + <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Artist) + if you dont get the joke, its a music thing. dont worry non-music people, it isnt funny +--- +Track: Die. +Artists: +- Mathias Ramalho +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '02:56' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/die +- https://youtu.be/W-ZzHslXVGA +Commentary: |- + <i>FriendlyCoy:</i> + He-hey! I haven't planned anything else for a track like this, y'know? The name is pretty self explanatory. But what else might be? + + <i>Cloudaria:</i> + it's honestly not even that big of an edit but i have to say it's my magnum opus + <img src="media/misc/i-love-the-die.png" width="219" height="64"/> +--- +Track: Inaugural +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- The Felt +- Felt Manor +Duration: '01:21' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:prying-time +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/inaugural +- https://youtu.be/0Zv3U3OTKVA +Commentary: |- + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer) + i transcribed prying time because i was bored then made this in an hour because i was bored + + <i>nights:</i> (Artist) + crowbar is my husbando +--- +Track: J8de Spider (Dadde Edition) +Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:17' +Referenced Tracks: +- Spider's Claw +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/j8de-spider-dadde-edition +- https://youtu.be/GxH6r7G_iuE +Commentary: |- + <i>Nicholas Nakano:</i> (Composer) + I felt like it needed some spooky time gimmicks. There are spooky time gimmicks + + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + I really like this track, and this was what came to mind from the title. It's a bit less overtly relevant and/or muscular than my usual but it felt like the right approach. +--- +Track: The Enduring One +Artists: +- NyashAlex +Cover Artists: +- Austinado +Art Tags: +- The Felt +- Snowman +- Alternia +Duration: '02:05' +Referenced Tracks: +- Dreams of hrates' O. T. P +- licord nacrasty +- Green Mansion +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-enduring-one +- https://youtu.be/miKpMltrioU +Commentary: |- + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Composer) + Rarely has a work of fiction ever had so great an impact on our culture as Moby Dick. Even amongst those amongst us who have the misforunate of being born outside the United States it is considered a cultural landmark. A significant portion of praise for the novel is for the characterisation of its... Deuteragonist, or antagonist, or something else? Just mentioning Captain Ahab summons a vision of unstoppable, furious vengeance. On every page of the novel his anger and hatred for the white whale burns. JohnJRenns serves a similar function to the whale in the Homestuck fanmusic community, being an unholy and incomprehensible terror that we all flee at the name off. Of course, the novel would not be complete without copious referencing to the most famous novel of *that* era, namely Homestuck by Nathaniel Hawthorne. Some even consider the character of the white whale to be loosely based off the character of Sawbuck from the earlier Homestuck, both being huge masses of blubber which show little to no indication of intelligence. This piece of music was composed to represent the slow, onerous march of Sawbuck, unstoppable, his forward progression inevitable, no wounds slowing him down. Under any circumstances, do not attempt to attack Sawbuck, for this *will* backfire. Could you face off in a head-to-head against this time-bending monstrosity? Killing him is no walk in the park, it's safe to say. + + <i>Austinado:</i> (Artist) + dont hurt the big one he just wants to have a nice time with his friends and have a few butterfingers +--- +Track: Breakfast In Dead +Directory: breakfast-in-dead +Artists: +- Secily Iopara +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- The Felt +Duration: '00:45' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/breakfast-in-dead +- https://youtu.be/LFmBt2WObZw +Commentary: |- + <i>Secily Iopara:</i> (Composer) + i made this so long ago i honestly cant remember if it was a shitpost or an honest attempt at music + + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + The game I always dreamed of: The Swedish Chef's Kitchens of DOOM II Online +--- +Track: Common Cents +Directory: common-cents +Artists: +- Secily Iopara +Cover Artists: +- Secily Iopara +Art Tags: +- The Felt +Duration: '00:58' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/common-cents +- https://youtu.be/hv_8AuvElr4 +Commentary: |- + <i>Secily Iopara:</i> (Composer) + One of the three leprechaun songs I made that survived the purging of my failed creations. It's pretty damn good if I say so myself. + + <i>Secily Iopara:</i> (Artist) + good art from me??? what. thats fucking wild. +--- +Track: Variating Sides +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- Sozzay +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- Spdaes Sleck +- Hrates Bocars +- Dacronian Dignity +- Rubs Juice +- The Felt +- Jack Noir +- HB +- DD +- CD +Duration: '03:53' +Referenced Tracks: +- 1 Through 15 +- The Fixed Clock +- track:scratching-consequences +- track:midnight +- track:stab-stab-stab +Sampled Tracks: +- 1 Through 15 +- The Fixed Clock +- track:scratching-consequences +- track:midnight +- track:stab-stab-stab +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/variating-sides +- https://youtu.be/5gL9HCntBfc +Commentary: |- + <i>Koba:</i> (Composer) + So this song was made as a more of an album ender, incorporating (rather just editing together) songs from the album into one. Its mostly taking inspiration from Variations which was the album ender in the original Felt album. Before this, I was going to make a Jade Dragon-type song, but halfway through it started to take too long so I scrapped it. There's still a snippet in the song though, at the end, so it didn't go to waste. Maybe I'll finish it one day and it'll be the best thing you have ever fucking heard idk + + <i>Makin:</i> (Seer) + This does reference the song "jaed dargon" by [[artist:kobacat]], which has not been released as of 2023. + + <i>Sozzay:</i> (Artist) + I quite literally lose my shit over anything intermission related so I had the time of my life drawing this track art. While I can’t give an exact number, I can say this piece took me around 15+ hours. I experimented a lot with the lineart as I lined with a brush I was fairly inexperienced with. I chose a brush which emulated inking as I felt it made the characters look much more eye-catching. I also felt it made the entire image itself look harsher which I believe reflects the rather rough nature of the intermishin (and intermission) pretty well. I probably enjoyed drawing Vaska (Vrasky?Vaksaks? Snowmom?) the most and admittedly took inspiration from manga when lining and shading her hair. I overlaid the image with a texture and applied a lot of saturation to finish this piece off as I wanted the end result to look kind of like an old vinyl cover. Overall, I am very very happy with how this turned out! +--- +Track: Ringleader +Directory: ringleader +Artists: +- Discfortune +Contributors: +- TirantBacon (mastering) +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- The Felt +Duration: '03:07' +Referenced Tracks: +- English +- Liquid Negrocity +- Let's All Rock the Heist +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ringleader +- https://youtu.be/G4_UZUyhdmw +Commentary: |- + <i>Discfortune:</i> (Composer) + this song is in 7/8, thats how you can tell im a TRUE ARTIST unlike the other CHUMPS!!! on this album. that sright, i SAID IT. get owened noobs. + + <i>bobthetacocat:</i> (Person) + ((wow okay)) + + <i>nights:</i> (Artist) + this song is probably my favorite in the whole album. it deserves better art. also read oceanfalls, it has art like this (maybe, sometimes, somewhat ;-; ) +--- +Track: Scratching Consequences +Directory: scratching-consequences +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Art Tags: +- Doc Scratch +Duration: '01:42' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:a-very-o-christmas +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/scratching-consequences +- https://youtu.be/k00zbczbaV4 +Commentary: |- + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Composer) + I wanted to make a really omnious super serious track for the Felt album. This song was actually made as an idea for the Felt manor but I eventually decided it would be a good theme for Scratch (or O I think) considering the clock sounds, the reversed ostinato and the serious swinging beat I totally didn't sample from another website. All in all it sounds good, it's brief enough to give you an insight into a character we haven't met yet, and it in some ways foreshadows something to possibly come. + + <i>CreatorOfJanespeak:</i> (Artist) + "o" +--- +Track: 1 Through 15 +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Art Tags: +- Lord English +Duration: '01:33' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/1-through-15 +- https://youtu.be/lmiOz2ZjXio +Commentary: |- + <i>BitesizeBird:</i> (Composer) + Started off as a sad, lamenting song. Some of the melody sound like English so I thought "PUT IT IN D-MINOR!" I also wanted to try emulating the idea of "He is already here" so I hid the motif of the last four notes throughout the song. + + <i>BitesizeBird:</i> (Artist) + wowww thats a spook \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/jpeg.yaml b/album/jpeg.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..0c99e678 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/jpeg.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1149 @@ +Album: .jpeg +Date: June 12, 2017 +Date Added: August 28, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/jpeg +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr_6Z_-TrApT-6snEET7MyNp +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +- Hadron (minor edits) +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Sans +- WV +- Joey +- John +- Rose +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Color: '#fdfdfd' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Additional Files: +- Title: Album Booklet + Files: + - jpegbooklet.pdf +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + .jpeg is a concept album: the team's artists draw some art and the musicians have to make music based around that art, instead of the usual other way around. + 7.20 teraflops of leitmotifs, only on .jpeg + + <i>yazshu:</i> (Organizer) + Hello cool and new fans, its ya boy yazshu here, with an introduction to this album. this album has been in development hell for a pretty long time, and around after the release of bowmania or vol 8, i forget which, we really stepped up production of this with nights and i at the helm. the way this album works by instead of having the track art reflect the music, the music reflects the track art. we started out with our very talented and also our shitposting motherfuckers making a ton of art, which then got cut down to these (and one or two others that didn't get music made for them, one of which being a nutshack track which will be very sadly missed). after the track art was judged, we allowed musicians to pick art and compose a song for them. we have some of our best arts in this album, with sozzay, shadok, william, scarodactyl, twinbuilder, and a ton others highlighting how good our art team really is. nights and i really love this album and all the hard work everyone put into it, and we're really glad for it to finally see the light of day after all this time. Also read my webcomic <a href="http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/thread/1208/midnight-city-blues/">http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/thread/1208/midnight-city-blues/</a> + + <i>nights:</i> (Organizer) + I love each and every single contributer to this album, as well as every singleperson in the stream. Please read oceanfalls. <a href="oceanfalls.net">oceanfalls.net</a> + + <i>Interrobang:</i> (Booklet Boy) + My customary end-of-booklet commentary goes at the front this time. This ended up a great album and I'm really glad we finally got it released. My one regret is not having a fanventure to shill in this front section. + + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Album Masterer) + can i say A Thing + + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Mastetere of Album) + yes i could say A Thing + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Cover Artist) + try to guess all the characters!!!!!! (there's 32 or 33 characters i think) +--- +Track: OFF course +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Sans +- WV +- Joey +- John +- Rose +Duration: '02:15' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/off-course +- https://youtu.be/Am7Dtx0GsXI +Referenced Tracks: +- Pepper Steak +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:archagent-everlasting +- Tick +- Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz +- track:moshi-moshi +- track:jungle-3 +- We Are Number One +- track:conflict +Sampled Tracks: +- Pepper Steak +Commentary: |- + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + try to guess all the characters!!!!!! (there's 32 or 33 characters i think) + + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer) + "i made this before we decided thisll be the album art, its pretty cool and new, the song, but i made it like a year ago when wano was still ""relevant"" + also, go play OFF, its like one of those 40s black and white arty french films written by shigesato itoi's incomprehensible cousin, and the soundtrack is noise music orchestrated by bach (except for the song called ""Magic pipe"", i think i made that song actually)" +--- +Track: Dave Story +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Art Tags: +- Dabe +- Dave +Duration: '01:24' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dave-story +- https://youtu.be/m_ivW3La4m0 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- track:beatdown-strider-style +- Beatup +- Cascade (Beta) +Commentary: |- + <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Artist) + one day i got bored, and wanted to ~~shitpost~~ make art for this album. i asked around for homestuck shitpost ideas, got a cave story pun, and thought that would be fucking great for a jpeg track. here we are now. + + <i>Interrobang:</i> (Composer) + ive been working on this one for quite a while. The beginning (done somewhere around 7 months ago or so) was pretty basic, but once this album got closer to completion I went back to it and made some additions that hopefully make it a bit cooler. Anyway, the whole piece was done in pxtone, a DAW created by the maker of cave story, for cave story's music, hence, Dave Story +--- +Track: jhon vs dabe +Artists: +- Griever +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Dabe +- Fresh Jimmy +- John +- Dave +Duration: '00:36' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-vs-dabe +- https://youtu.be/gr9noez_p5I +Referenced Tracks: +- Otherworld +Sampled Tracks: +- Soldier 76 voice lines from Overwatch +Commentary: |- + <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist) + I actually didn't need to censor anything, if you see dabe in the comic, he's nude but he doesn't have anything down there, but hey, it's like the Brazzers logo thing. + + <i>Griever:</i> (Composer) + apparently there was a clip of Soldier 76's VA saying "who's your daddy" going around during the time i was making this. i made this song based off the fact that dabe has the "sord", which is made from a final fantasy x weapon. then i just kinda threw some menu sound effects on there and text to speech. fun stuff. +--- +Track: The Cult of Mods +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Greenagon +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Swet Bro +- John +- Sweet Bro +Duration: '01:48' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-cult-of-mods +- https://youtu.be/NcweiWuAObI +Referenced Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +- A History of Babies +- track:moshi-moshi +Commentary: |- + <i>Greenagon:</i> (Artist) + I hate this and you don't have my permission to use this in your album. Neither do I give you permission to use this comment by me. I swear to fuck I'll sue. + + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Musician) + BWEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE KEYTAR GENTLY WEEPS (also unintentional moshi slash penumbra is the next big thing) - masterester of album renns +--- +Track: No Fursuit, No Shoes, No Service +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +- cookiefonster (chiptune) +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Carapacians +- Hella Jeff +- Prospit +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '03:35' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/no-fursuit-no-shoes-no-service +- https://youtu.be/MYug3tkSGD8 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:umbral-ultimatum +- Where making this hapen +- Dogsong +Commentary: |- + <i>william_:</i> (Artist) + searching around for a CANWC page to make a track art out of, i came across a funny scene of hecka jef being accosted by furry prospit guards after jaed spots him not wearing a fursuit. it looked very neat for doing a track art, and i figured that people could easily make a song for it using motifs for hecka jef and jaed, so i did it! (this is now several months old at this point :O can you believe it??) + + <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer) + Before I picked this track art to do a song for, I knew I wanted to try to pull off something similar to what CANWC itself does - the seamless mixing of remarkably low quality with suprisingly high quality, based on familiar homestucky goodness but with some unexpected twists - more like Vol 1 than our more recent (at the time) work. I also wanted to play with some more of Jade's tracks, and with the prositan guards under her control this was one of the track arts that would let me do so. (The other option at the time was Yiff Confirmed, which I may have chosen instead except it was the same artist as Thank You For Playing and I wanted to spread the love around more. Besides, this art is *awesome*.) + Unlike nearly everything I've done here, this track had a surprising amount of planning before I set down the first note. For the sake of history, here's my original plan for the structure of the piece, cut and paste from discord + uu but the piano intro is h*cka (probs sbhj theme) then 0:25 low-quality uu with barks and meows then 0:45 kick into higher quality to build up to 0:55 hq except with a mario paint bark lead then at 1:20 at the melody switch go to a skaia theme or something instead for the prospitans but keep the style of uu, 1:56 refrain of hj intro, 2:15 8-bit dogsong holy shit this song is longer than i remembered + (Okay, so that's only a lot of planning compared to my usual zero. And you can see I changed my mind on a few things later.) + Cookiefonster made the frytumes while I was still working on the beginning sections, and let's be real it's way better than I could have done! + I tried a few different techniques to represent The Corruption, some revisited from Vol 1 tracks, some new. For example, in the section from 0:30 to 0:50 alone I utilized pitch bending the master channel, intentionally knocking different instrument tracks slightly out of alignment or tempo, and of course good old fashioned craptastic soundfonts. A little after the two minute mark, you'll hear some mouth sounds from me, even some coughing if you listen close enough! Overall, I feel like I was much more successful at the "low quality" portions than the "high quality" ones here, but that's part of the learning process. + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + I made a chiptune thing combining Umbral Ultimatum and Dogsong because I was bored, Pipko asked if he could use it in his song, I said sure +--- +Track: '[s) rose / jef: strife!' +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Rose +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '02:16' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-rose-jef-strife +- https://youtu.be/oZAUgXyfNW4 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +- Where making this hapen +- track:aggrieve +- Dance of Thorns +- Tick +- track:ohgodwhat +- revengn +- Tock +- Muse of Nanchos +Commentary: |- + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + i mean i saw future potential in canwc storylines so i made art for it and hoped a song would get flash bait and then cookie made a song and even though its old it sounds good and i like it. also this art is old and bad i would remake it but no + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + I made this so long ago it's unreal, and honestly it probably shows. It's pretty much a song out of my solo album but for Rose and Hecka Jef. At least the background CSS for Act 4 of CANWC shows Rose and Jef apparently posed for strifing or something??? Can't say I didn't get lucky. +--- +Track: HS and New +Artists: +- dbnet18 +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Jhon +- LoWaS +Duration: '01:22' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hs-and-new +- https://youtu.be/Eyr7wIojPYI +Referenced Tracks: +- track:doctor +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +Commentary: |- + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + Rules for the track arts was to be related to either homestuck or canwc so i did both + + <i>dbnet18:</i> (Composer) + This song is basically a mashup between Doctor and RCT. I guess I could say that this thing took me an hour due to it being just a really simple song. I think it really fits the art (but that's the point of this album.) -dbnet18. PS read Vast Error ecks dee +--- +Track: She's a D8ddy Lon8 L8gs +Directory: shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs +Artists: +- Mathias Ramalho +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- Spdaes Sleck +- Dacronian Dignity +- Rubs Juice +- Hrates Bocars +- Jack Noir +- DD +- CD +- HB +- Vriska +- Felt Manor +Duration: '05:31' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs +- https://youtu.be/vWVnTl4ovos +Referenced Tracks: +- She's a Sp8der +- Pumpkin Cravings +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Spider8ite!!!!!!!! +- Die. +Commentary: |- + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + I thought it was a funny title and the rest followed from there. Coy has given it much, much better than it deserves. + + <i>Mathias Ramalho:</i> (Composer) + As far as I got making this monstrosity, this is one of the best things I've made. I was going for something longer and more complex, but technical difficulties took me out of my dreams. This is great though! +--- +Track: Roze's Theme (Chiptune Warrior) +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- Secily Iopara +Art Tags: +- John +- Rose +Duration: '05:28' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rozes-theme-chiptune-warrior +- https://youtu.be/_oy2kWCzSM0 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:aggrieve +- Smack +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +Sampled Tracks: +- rose pragnant +Commentary: |- + <i>Secily Iopara:</i> (Artist) + I really liked Khonjin, and I wanted somebody to make a Rose version of Smack's Theme. That's why this art exists. In my imagining of the Khonjin x CaNWC crossover, Not On My Watch John is Pent, and Roze is Smack. + + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer) + khonjin and its music is ok but the baby is you definitely transcends any form of content +Lyrics: |- + (approximate) + Voice actor- VA + Voice actor--- VA + Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) + Voice actor--- VA + Voice actor- VA + Voice actor--- VA + Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) + Voice actor--- VA (I came as fast as I could) + Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) + Voice actor--- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) + Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) + Voice actor--- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) + Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) + Voice actor--- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) + Voice actor- VA (rap, rap, rap rap rap rap rap rap) + Voice actor--- VA [angry noises] + + It happened. + It happened. + It-it-it-it-it-it happened. + Bah it's all recording. + It happened. + It happened. + It-it-it-it-it-it Bah it's all recording. + It happened. + It happened. + It-it-it-it-it-it happened. + Bah it's all recording. + It happened. + It happened. + It-it-it-it-it-it Bah it's all recording. + It happened. + It happened. + It-it-it-it-it-it happened. + Bah it's all recording. + It happened. + It happened. + It-it-it-it-it-it Bah it's all recording. Opposite of what I'm doing. + It happened. + It happened. + It-it-it-it-it-it happened. + Bah it's all recording. + It happened. + It happened. + It-it-it-it-it-it Bah it's all recording. + It happened. + It happened. + It-it-it-it-it-it happened. + Bah it's all recording. + It happened. + It happened. + It-it-it-it-it-it Bah it's all recording. Opposite of what I'm doing. + + Opposite of what I'm doing. + Opposite of what I'm doing. + Opposite of what I'm doing. + Opposite of what I'm doing. + + I came as fast as I could. [angry noises] +--- +Track: Big Bad Beta Kids +Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Jaed +- Jhon +- Dabe +- Jade +- John +- Dave +Duration: '00:33' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/big-bad-beta-kids +- https://youtu.be/_oy2kWCzSM0 +Referenced Tracks: +- Big Bad Beetleborgs Theme +Commentary: |- + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + When I was young I watched Beetleborgs and thought it was the best thing ever. Now I'm old and I'm rewatching Beetleborgs and I still think it's the best thing ever. The people deserve to know about the uncanny Hussie-Flabber overlap. + + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Composer) + I did what I had to do. At least it's short. +Lyrics: |- + Four typical average kids, + stuck at home with guardians + played a game in a new world + and now they're beta kids + + Beta Kids! + + Big Bad Beta Kids + Big Bad Beta Kids + + Beta Kids! + + Hey look now they're super heros, + armored in pajamas + they're escaping from the comic strip + and now they're beta kids + + Beta Kids! + + Big Bad Beta Kids + Big Bad Beta Kids +--- +Track: Terminal +Artists: +- Grace Medley +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Hecka Jef +- Rose +- Dabe +- John +- Hella Jeff +- Dave +Duration: '1:23' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/INNOEvHZIB4 +Commentary: |- + <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist) + i made a fucking loss meme + + <i>Grace Medley:</i> (Musician) + This is a tune I've been thinking of for a while, but I didn't really have anything to connect to it or any direction to take it... almost as if I needed something simultaneously tragic and dumb as hell... +--- +Track: ideal bodey +Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +Cover Artists: +- bobthetacocat +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Spdaes Sleck +- Jack Noir +Duration: '00:44' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ideal-bodey +- https://youtu.be/KtJkQ2nZ-T4 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:midnight-suffer +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- licord nacrasty +- The Nutshack Intro +- go down (cool and new Mix) (feat. John J "Damn, Now Those Are Some Tunes" Renns) +Sampled Tracks: +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +Commentary: |- + <i>bobthetacocat:</i> (Artist) + the update came and the idea was just laying there so i had to, although scaro did most of the heavy lifting here + + <i>Anonymous:</i> (Unknown Person) + "hi im star and i like sucking giant cocks" + + <i>Anonymous 2:</i> (Unknowner Person) + Now I must admit, the person who so lovingly commented on this Music Commentary tab is surprisingly correct. Yes, I am Starlight and I 100% do like and enjoy sucking gigantic cocks. Honestly, this unknown person has reached the highest peak of humanity's excellence. Never before has such a sentence other than, "hi im star and i like sucking giant cocks," been so perfectly beautiful. As though the sun was in the midst of setting in the dusky haze of the sunset, the sentence also set my hopes in humanity. Into the sky. This sentence is so beautifully perfect, that none can hope to outmatch it. Shakespeare could not possibly even write anywhere NEAR this level of expertise in using the English Language to truly convey what they meant. I am truthfully in awe at the sheer dazzling mastery of words that was wrote up above. + + But what can we glean from these words of a madman poetry genius such as unknown person? Firstly, we should take a look an analyse the first three words of this person's sentence. "hi im star." This person uses the word hi to establish a friendly, perhaps playful, tone helps to immediately start this sentence off with you beginning to listen to what they are saying. Next, they use the phrase, "im star," to denote that this is StarlightCalliope speaking. This, together with the usage of, "hi," helps to make the reader of the sentence believe that it is StarlightCalliope who typed out this sentence. Now the question is... why would this person need to mention that it was me, StarlightCalliope, if it would already state above their commentary that it was me? This begs the question, was this mysterious writer truly me all along, or was it really some mystery writer that I do not know the name of? This, is for you, the reader of this commentary booklet to figure out. + + <i>StarlightCalliope:</i> (Composer) + clearly samples of people saying + "this is peak performance" + "the ideal male body" + and various other lines, with licord and midnight suffer being thrown in + add in several samples from 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' and various random notes along with one point of consistent flintstones at the end for good measure + + song idea done +--- +Track: 'Legend of Jhon: Breath of The Nacho' +Artists: +- Nicholas Nakano +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Fresh Jimmy +- Rose +- Jhon +- Jaed +- Dabe +- Dadd +- Hecka Jef +- John +- Jade +- Dave +- John's dad +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '03:12' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/legend-of-jhon-breath-of-the-nacho +- https://youtu.be/0DCw2Mfsgjc +Referenced Tracks: +- Breath of the Wild Theme +- Overworld Adventure Part 2 +- Hyrule Field Main Theme +Commentary: |- + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist) + For .JPEG, an album where the art takes center stage, I kinda felt that there was a "go big or go home" vibe going on - so I went big. The idea came from an early Homestuck flash in which John can turn into Link if you input some combination of buttons, so I decided to roll with the concept and replace a bunch of CANWC characters with what I felt to be appropriate Zelda counterparts. Fresh Jimmy became Navi (because Jimmy's a sprite now), Rose became Zelda (presumably because Jhon would be obsessed with "saving" her in this scenario), Jaed became Epona (and yes, there's a rollercoaster cart on the saddle), Dabe became Tingle (though he looks more like Isaac, honestly), and Dadi became Groose (I forget who exactly suggested this, but I like it). I had wanted Jack Noir to play the role of Ganon, but I couldn't really get the idea to work, so I settled on Hecka Jef instead. Alternatively, Ganon could be "o" himself... Gan"o"n, perhaps? I tried to make the background look as faithful to the original NES game title screen as possible. All in all, I'm very happy with this image. Though it isn't as complicated as, say, the Intermishin cover art, I think that it's really dynamic. There's a lot going on, and I hope you enjoy the breath of the nancho. + + <i>Nicholas Nakano:</i> (Composer) + I played BoTW right before making this track. The moment I saw the art for this, I hopped right on board. After playing the game, I really wanted to integrate the OST in something. This was that something. +--- +Track: JHON ASCENDS TO A HIGHER PLANE OF REALITY +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '02:54' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-ascends-to-a-higher-plane-of-reality +- https://youtu.be/K6jLWdY6pLE +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:showtime-original-mix +- track:doctor +Commentary: |- + <i>william_:</i> (Artist) + i wanted to use After Effects to make a track art sometime, and decided to do something really psychedelic and effects-crazy (since i've often used that style when using AE to make youtube poops.) + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + I tried to do some epic/bullshittily terrible hectic music using motif dump;... Success?? +--- +Track: sweet gains and hellish jhon +Artists: +- Cerulean +Cover Artists: +- trip +- Scarodactyl +- Ahnock +- TirantBacon +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Hecka Jef +- John +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '03:37' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sweet-gains-and-hellish-jhon +- https://youtu.be/m5K4omKTuDA +Referenced Tracks: +- Flare +- track:sburban-jungle +- track:doctor +- Taureg +- track:beatdown-strider-style +- track:penumbra-phantasm +- Clockstopper +Commentary: |- + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + When I saw the initial sketch of Jeff I was immediately impressed by the pose and gesture which brought to mind the renaissance masters. At first I just added a burly arm as per usual, but this time I couldn't stop there and felt compelled to paint over the rest of him. + + <i>trip:</i> (Artist) + this was originally going to be for u killed swet bro: prepare to die, but i was unable to finish it in time. i did the pose for jef and stff like the hair. scaro did a bunch more work on it and then more people added onto it. im really happy that people liked it enough to collaborate on it and i cant really take all too much credit for what it became (read: awesome.) + + <i>Ahnock:</i> (Artist) + I did the background, I pretty much just merged pictures of brass instruments over the time symbol and then heck'd around in paint.net until it looked cool. + + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Artist) + I drew the disembodied john head. It is pretty much the first thing I've ever properly drawn. I had an idea that jhon at one stage would some how be reverted back into normal John through hecka jeff's time powers, and would be like evil I guess. + + <i>Cerulean:</i> (Composer) + I was trying new techniques i learned from my colleges music tech department. Using all new synths n stuff and trying out cool things with midi data created this track. Check out <a href="http://aradiabot.me/music">http://aradiabot.me/music</a> for my latest songs. +--- +Track: 'weeb jhon: ascending friendzone' +Artists: +- cosmicTerrorist +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Aradia +- John +Duration: '03:47' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/weeb-jhon-ascending-friendzone +- https://youtu.be/YkCEdN59PhU +Referenced Tracks: +- Ascend +- Oppa Toby Style +Commentary: |- + <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist) + friendzone is hard. + + <i>cosmicTerrorist:</i> (Composer) + I cried while making this song (n̶o̶t̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶) +--- +Track: HarleSmash +Artists: +- pizzagremlin +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Art Tags: +- Underlings +Duration: '01:36' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlesmash +- https://youtu.be/ulhwnz-j99o +Referenced Tracks: +- All Star +- Funkytown +- Meet the Flintstones +Commentary: |- + <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist) + One of my favorites of the ones I made,I had the idea for an art like this the first time I read Homestuck but it took much longer for me to actually do it + + <i>pizzagremlin:</i> (Composer) + i made a song for the album and it was bad. maybe next time i make a song for an album it will be good? hehe...that would be epic... +Lyrics: |- + (Your music sucks) + (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should give up, [unintelligible] it's just atrocious and the worst I've ever heard) + (You done fucked it up) + (Your music sucks) + (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should give up, [unintelligible] it's just atrocious and the worst I've ever heard) + (You done fucked it up) + (Your music sucks) + (You done fucked it up) + (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should give up, [unintelligible] it's just atrocious and the worst I've ever heard) + (You done fucked it up) [bang] +--- +Track: You Killed My Father (Prepare to Die Edition) +Artists: +- Mathias Ramalho +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Duration: '03:19' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-killed-my-father-prepare-to-die-edition +- https://youtu.be/uPHNrtma55M +Referenced Tracks: +- Knight Artorias +- Great Grey Wolf Sif +Commentary: |- + <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist) + Once I had the idea for the title I had to do it as the Dark Souls fan I am.The art I worked on the longest and i dont regret it. + + <i>Mathias Ramalho:</i> (Composer) + Now people will realize how much I like Dark Souls. +--- +Track: HECK. +Artists: +- Minkt +Contributors: +- yazshu (rapping) +- Aris Martinian (lyrics) +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Derse +Duration: '01:07' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/heck +- https://youtu.be/FPI_0zU4Hrs +Referenced Tracks: +- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew +- Liquid Negrocity +Sampled Tracks: +- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew +Lyrics: |- + I'm a member of the midnight crew + + Yo, yo, I'm play Minecraft + Play Minecraft + Play Minecraft + Play Minecraft [unintelligible] + Play Minecraft hm + Play Minecraft hm hm + Imma see about playing minecraft + Get that diamond block + Get that iron block + Hit that note block hm + Play C418 jingle + Play Minecraft hm + Play Minecraft hm hm hm hm + Play Minecraft hm hm + Play Minecraft hm hm + Play Minecraft hm hm DVS sax hm hm hm + Hm hm hm hm hm + Get that Alex hm hm + Get that Notch hm hm + Play that note block hm hm + Gain diamond hm hm + Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm Minecraft +Commentary: |- + <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist) + I knew I wanted to make another artwork for .JPEG after Nancho, but I was struggling to come up with ideas. After listening to HUMBLE. for like the millionth time, an idea flew through my mind in a sudden fit of inspiration - copy DAMN.'s cover art, replace Kendrick with Jack, and rename it to HECK., because that's a seriously badass swear. I'm honestly very surprised with how quickly this artwork came together - it only took a couple of hours or so. The "SHITPOST ADVISORY" warning was based off of another track art someone had made for .JPEG, but it was hand-drawn, so I decided to replicate the official warning as best as I could, and I'm very happy with the result. + + <i>Minkt:</i> (Composer) + WE GOT A WEAKNESS + YOU GOTTA SEE THIS +--- +Track: These Nanchos +Artists: +- Squarewave +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Hella Jeff +- Sweet Bro +- AH +- Felt Manor +Duration: '03:41' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/these-nanchos +- https://youtu.be/VtNd5HszWlM +Referenced Tracks: +- Mortal Man +- These Walls +- Muse of Nanchos +Sampled Tracks: +- Mortal Man +- These Walls +Lyrics: |- + I remember you was conflicted, misusing your influence + Sometimes, I did the same + + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + If these walls could talk + If these walls could talk + If these walls could talk + If these walls could talk + If these walls could talk + (If these walls could talk) + (Sex) +Commentary: |- + <i>olkiswerve:</i> (Artist) + I was listening to TPAB at the time and thought it would be funny to make a jpeg submission with the album art as a parody, but I got fed up with trying to draw it and did good kid maad city instead. I'm pretty happy with the way i t turned out and also apparently I inspired HECK. which is pretty cool. like, imagine drawing some bullshit in GIMP and fucking picasso comes by like "oh wow damn dude I gotta get on that." incredible. + also I totally requested that the musician sample "I remember you was conflicted". I know it's not on good kid maad city it's just funny, fuck off, the song is super good + maybe one day I'll still do that TPAB album cover, who knows :eyes: + + <i>Squarewave:</i> (Composer) + I remember I was conflicted, in choosing what to sample on this song. Sometimes I did the same, abusing Kendricks "These Walls" off of to pimp a butterfly. It's aight +--- +Track: How Jack And Calliope Ran Away From An Imaginary Planet Together While Arguing About Whether It Really Did Exist Or Not +Directory: how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away +Artists: +- Kal-la-kal-la +Cover Artists: +- Linkslittlefriend +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Caliborn +- Jaed +- Jade +- Prospit +Duration: '04:16' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away-from-an-imaginary-planet-together-while-arguing-about-whether-it-really-did-exist-or-not +- https://youtu.be/8XF0_oqeERo +Referenced Tracks: +- Voidlight +- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) +- The Lyrist +- Reverie +- track:carne-vale +- track:archagent-everlasting +Sampled Tracks: +- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) +- Mayor Maynot +Commentary: |- + <i>yazshu:</i> (Ghost-artist) + this art was made because links made a theory about caliborns derse not being real, due to cherub shenanigans. im not links but hes not even on this team so he cant do commentary. im links and i love eating buttholes and smelling big balls + + <i>Kal-la-kal-la:</i> (Composer) + OK so I found out there were still unclaimed track arts for jpeg a couple of days before the deadline. My first instinct was to pick this one since any opportunity to utilise the Calliope themes Voidlight and The Lyrist, by Thomas Ferkol, is a good opportunity to me. Of course, the other important character here is Jack Noir, who I represented with Walk-Stab-Walk by Erik Scheele, a lovely piece with wonderful melodies tbh, as well as an attempt to incorporate features of Archagent Everlasting by JohnJRenns (and I say an attempt because that song is dissonant as hell god *damn*). Reverie by Alexander Rossetti makes an appearance in the synth arps, faultily transcribed by yours truly. And then there's Carne Vale, which is strictly speaking a Caliborn theme, but Caliborn is an important player in the grand theory of a Derse-less Cherub Session. So I combined these motifs into this tune presented here, the steady pulsing rhythm of the first half somewhat inspired by To Cross The Void by NiceWizard from Redditstuck Vol. 2, and the second half perhaps subconsciously inspired by Another Chance by Eston 'Silence' Schweickart, from One Year Older. Having put that together I figured I'd put a drum solo at the end, being entirely devoid of other ideas as to how close off the piece. I'd like to think that I did the art justice on the whole. +--- +Track: The Art of Stealing Faces +Artists: +- Isoleucine +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Dadd +- John's dad +Duration: '02:14' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-art-of-stealing-faces +- https://youtu.be/A-jt-eRH3OE +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + [[track:the-art-of-making-babies]] is an underrated track and I felt I needed to reference it at some point, also dadd needs more tracks, like jesus guys, actually read the comic sometime + + <i>Isoleucine:</i> (Composer) + fact: the final version of this song has 16 patterns, 4 automation clips, and 12 instruments. 10 of the instruments are syntheseisers, all of which are Serum except for one autogun. The other two instruments are the breakbeat drums. Also- I forgot Makin gets to name the track and started internally referring to it as "the ballad of dad" Thanks to nights for defending this slot for me +--- +Track: Shoplifting from the Beast +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Denizens +- Davesprite +- LoHaC +Duration: '02:05' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/shoplifting-from-the-beast +- https://youtu.be/rYlApQIcSy4 +Referenced Tracks: +- Bargaining with the Beast +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- Davesprite +- track:beatdown-strider-style +Sampled Tracks: +- Bargaining with the Beast +- track:beatdown-strider-style +Commentary: |- + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + This was basically a drawing of things I wanted to see more of in Homestuck: cool locations like LoHaC, giant denizen monsters, and davesprite getting into swordfights. And, of course, big beefy arms. + + <i>WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES:</i> (Composer) + This was a pretty easy concept for a song. Just combine some Dave/Davesprite themes and melodies from that one denizen song, and blam you're done. +--- +Track: Momi vs +Artists: +- greentie +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Art Tags: +- Momi +- Rose's mom +Duration: '00:42' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/momi-vs +- https://youtu.be/6uMT1b1OtYs +Referenced Tracks: +- track:megalovania-undertale +Commentary: |- + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + This was also a track art for Volume Twos that never got used. I can't remember what the original track was like, or what inspired me to have momi about to kill an inanimate object, but I like the drawing nonetheless. + + <i>greentie:</i> (Composer) + Idek but i instantly thought megalovania after seeing the pictire +--- +Track: Collision Course (Davepeta's Movement) +Directory: collision-course-davepetas-movement +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Davepeta +- Lil Cal +Duration: '04:05' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/collision-course-davepetas-movement +- https://youtu.be/QNoZoRqy_nY +Referenced Tracks: +- track:upward-movement-dave-owns +- track:beatdown-strider-style +- Sunsetter +- CORE +- English +- Olive Rogue +- Hardchorale +Commentary: |- + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + GOddamit this was for the first sound test too + + <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer) + Shadok's base idea for this song was to re-imagine Upward Movement with more modern synths, and I stuck pretty close to that direction! I tried to go all-out for this one, creating a chopped and screwed soundscape to suit a character such as Davepeta. I incorporated themes suited to both Dave and Nepeta, with a little bit of Undertale music as well to tie everything together! I think you can understand why if you pay attention to the name of this track. All in all, I tried to make this song serious yet suitably silly for Davepeta's character (notice the meows?) and I hope I succeeded. +--- +Track: nude battle +Artists: +- isy +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Dirk +- Terezi +- Dabe +- Dave +- LoTaK +Duration: '01:06' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nude-battle +- https://youtu.be/1mDFMR9vIDY +Commentary: |- + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + When I first joined Cool and New Music Team, I submitted a terribly bad Heir of Grief midi swap using out of tune samples from other songs (I think it may be on soundtest one) and this is the trackart for it. considering that the song was never officially released and was a pile of bile in the form of a mp3 file, I figured it'd be best not to let the art go to waste, even if it's also complete shit. I was going to replace this track art with something that actually took effort, but I never got around to it due to problems with my computer; and also being a lazy asshole. I'm sorry for not making any original art for this album; or even using any art that wasn't made almost a year ago. + + <i>isy:</i> (Composer) + I had a project file that I was working on while sitting in some room while my mom was doing a presentation, and i realized that it kind of felt like what the art would sound like, so I figured i'd finish it and submit it as my song. Also i'm really bad at naming things and super stressed out atm so, sorry I guess. EDIT: sorry about it being so short too, I was running out of ideas and I was getting really scared about not finishing in time so I just said fuck it and submitted it. +--- +Track: Crash Course in Creativity +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Cover Artists: +- Bambosh +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Dabe +- Femorafreack +- John +- Dave +Duration: '01:11' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crash-course-in-creativity +- https://youtu.be/1EJqepKshRY +Referenced Tracks: +- The Creativity Song +Commentary: |- + <i>Bambosh:</i> (Artist) + I made this literally a year ago, back in July of 2016. Since then, I've tried everything to get it on an album, but nobody with any compositional talent wanted to touch it with a 10ft barge pole. I'd given up entirely, until ost answered my call with the clutch hour-long-music-sesh. tnx ost + + <i>Aris Martinian:</i> (Composer) + i did it in like an hour at the last second +--- +Track: Horschestra (Horse of Time Verison) +Artists: +- greentie +Cover Artists: +- Secily Iopara +Art Tags: +- AH +- Lord English +Duration: '01:52' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/horschestra-horse-of-time-verison +- https://youtu.be/m-RUVRy6QW8 +Referenced Tracks: +- Epona's Song +Commentary: |- + <i>Secily Iopara:</i> (Artist) + I did this instead of classwork while listening to SiIva's 413 Epona's Song rip. + + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Album Mastererer) + but... horses dont meow... my world is shattered +--- +Track: swet bro rebibal +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Swet Bro +- Hella Jeff +- Sweet Bro +Duration: '03:04' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/swet-bro-rebibal +- https://youtu.be/cIhhUoVE9eA +Referenced Tracks: +- track:penumbra-phantasm +- track:moshi-moshi +- track:doctor +- Muse of Nanchos +- Where making this hapen +Sampled Tracks: +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +Commentary: |- + <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist) + Kissing heads is a thing that CANWC needs. Pls o make it canon. + + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + I had the idea for this in early May, but because of the semester ending and thereafter going on vacation I didn't get around to working on it until the week before the release. The idea was for it (or the serious part, at least) to borrow Unite Synchronization's overall structure, and while it only did that a little, I'm happy with the similarities. This is the hardest I've bullshitted orchestrally and I'm not sure yet if it wore me out or made me want to do more. Full credit to cookiefonster for reminding me that Donkey Kong SFX are Swet Bro's leitmotif. +--- +Track: Ultimate Hope +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Cover Artists: +- Griever +Art Tags: +- Eridan +- Jake +Duration: '02:00' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimate-hope +- https://youtu.be/e70cRYWymzc +Referenced Tracks: +- Homicide +- Emerald Terror +- track:moshi-moshi +- track:doctor +Commentary: |- + <i>Griever:</i> (Artist) + I think I drew (well, made) this before DR3. DR3 fucking sucks. + + <i>BitesizeBird:</i> (Composer) + Go play Danganronpa. Fucking excellent mystery games. ~~Also fuck Nagito~~ +--- +Track: licord eternity +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- koykoy13 +Art Tags: +- Derse +Duration: '05:10' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-eternity +- https://youtu.be/4OQ0bQgNbOE +Referenced Tracks: +- licord nacrasty +- Discordant +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:unintentional-touhou +- Oppa Toby Style +- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew +- track:old-secret +- Flare +Commentary: |- + <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist) + I first had a horrible version of this but im not gonna show it because it is too bad for anyones eyes.Afterwards I made a slightly less horrible but still very shitty version until finally making this one.I'm happy with it. + + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer) + it was october so about half a year ago i did this song, but then months later i realized it was going to be released for this album, so i re did it, and you will NEVER GET TO HEAR THE ORIGINAL VERSION NOW. both versions took about two hours but the Better One has more Synth1 presets + oh yeah, the song, its like, me and felix fighting, obviously id win and thats what the art shows but the actual result is Ambiguous and Left for Multiple Interpretations, i actually really like that it keeps switching to these rando songs because theyre suppose to represent team members just dropping in and saying "hi", also Discordant is a song from an album i made and its the Best Thing Ever, buy it + and the main melody thing is reverse megalovania +--- +Track: Event Horizon / Barium Starlight +Directory: event-horizon-barium-starlight +Artists: +- Grace Medley +Cover Artists: +- Sozzay +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Art Tags: +- Rose +Duration: '3:48' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/jXxAQNmwWv8 +Referenced Tracks: +- Black Rose / Green Sun +- Black Hole / Green Sun +- track:endless-climb +- Song for Rose Lalonde +- Exploring the Depths of Sburb +Commentary: |- + <i>Sozzay:</i> (Artist) + This piece is different from my usual work in that it involves darker, less saturated colours. Originally it was going to be cell shaded, but after lining it I decided that I wanted it to be a painting. The goal for this piece was a dynamic, mystical image with vivid contrasts in colour and a lot of black. I've always been inspired by the techniques and colour palettes used in renaissance art (and artwork of a similar calibre that I see on deviantart), and so I wanted to involve similar palettes and emulate similar techniques in my own artwork! I used an airbrush tool when painting Rose in order to make her look more realistic. I also established a light and dark contrast which, while not as dynamic as expected, I feel was able to add dramatic effect and have Rose appear more three dimensional. + + <i>Grace Medley:</i> (Composer) + Hahah, Soz's art knocks my socks off, as usual. I knew that if I was going to treat this track right, I'd need to do something pretty hardcore. Listening back on it, I'd say it's not bad? Aside from Black Rose/Green Sun and Black Hole/Green Sun, there are three references to Rose themes from various albums. If you can spot one, then good job, you have ears. If you can spot two, well... nobody's going to spot two. If you somehow spot all three, I love you. +--- +Track: Thank You For Playing +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- Skyplayer +Duration: '03:41' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/thank-you-for-playing +- https://youtu.be/uO55gvDXGr4 +Referenced Tracks: +- Overture (Canon Edit) +- The Nutshack Intro +- Crank That +- Feel Good Inc. +- DK Rap +- X Gon' Give It to Ya +- Snow halation +- Meet the Flintstones +Sampled Tracks: +- Overture (Canon Edit) +- The Nutshack Intro +- Crank That +- Feel Good Inc. +- DK Rap +- X Gon' Give It to Ya +- Snow halation +- Meet the Flintstones +- GameCube Startup +Lyrics: |- + Soulja Boy off in this ho + Watch me crank it, watch me roll + Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, then Superman that ho + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + Now watch— Soulja Boy + + Coconut gun + Fire in spurts + Coconut gun + And climb a tree + + It's the nutshack + It's the nutshack + It's the nutshack + It's the nutshack + + X gon' give it to ya (What?) (It's the nutshack...) + Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) + Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real + With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel + Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) + But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) + Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah) + 'Cause I am light so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh) + Break bread with the enemy (What?) + No matter how many cats I break bread with, I'll break who you sendin' me (Feel good) + You motherfuckers never wanted nothin' but your life saved (Uh) (Feel good) + Bitch, and that's on a light day (Give up) + I'm gettin' down (Down) like a nigga said "Freeze" (Uh) + But won't be the one endin' up on his knees (Feel good) + Bitch please, (Come on) if the only thing you cats did + Was came out to play, stay out my way (Feel good) + + Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi (<i>This feeling, it's strange, isn't it?</i>) + Sora kara futte kita mitai (<i>It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky</i>) (It's the nutshack) + Tokubetsu na kisetsu no iro ga tokimeki o miseru yo (<i>The color of this special season fills me with excitement</i>) + + Feel good + Feel good + Feel good + Feel good + + Soulja Boy off in this ho (feel good) + Watch me crank it, watch me roll + Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, then Superman that ho (feel good) + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy (feel good) + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy + + Todokete (<i>Ring out</i>) + Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>) (X Gon' give it to ya...) + Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (<i>I can't wait for our feelings to resonate</i>) (AAAAAAAAAAAA) + Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (<i>It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love</i>) +Commentary: |- + <i>yaszu:</i> (Organizer) + skyplayer has been MIA for awhile so im just gonna write down commentary that its a fucking siiva joke theres nothing to commentate on + + <i>Skyplayer:</i> (Artist) + Hey guys im alive -- I doodled (mostly tracing in Sai, a bit of photoshop) this during one of those times we thought Siiva ended. One of those dozens of times. You think the channel could have a more satisfying ending than Homestuck?.....Yeah probably. + + <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer) + I don't think this one requires any explanation. But it *does* make a great excuse to thank you all for playing with us and joining along in this crazy ride. Thank you all for your support, and I'll see you next album! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/lofam4.yaml b/album/lofam4.yaml index 7d8a20c2..e2998fc0 100644 --- a/album/lofam4.yaml +++ b/album/lofam4.yaml @@ -110,8 +110,8 @@ Commentary: |- I drew this immediately following [S] Collide. Kouta later asked to use it as the track cover for Merge on SoundCloud, and I was happy to oblige. I'm honoured that they saw it as a fitting image to accompany their (very impressive) track. --- Track: 'Jungle #3' -Artists: -- cookiefonster +Directory: jungle-3-lofam4 +Originally Released As: track:jungle-3 Duration: '4:05' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/jungle-3 @@ -124,9 +124,6 @@ Art Tags: - Dirk - Frog Temple - Earth -Referenced Tracks: -- Another Jungle -- Oppa Toby Style Commentary: |- <i>cookiefonster:</i> Similarly to several other songs on this album, this started as a rescore of [S] Jane: Enter for this collaborative project where people would come up with new music for all the flashes in Homestuck. The goal here was to make a song similar in style to Another Jungle (a very underappreciated song) without actually quoting it other than the way that song quotes Sburban Jungle. It was quite a challenge not borrowing anything else from other songs except for when I used a part of Oppa Toby Style towards the end, but this song was fun to make and I'm happy enough with the end result even if it's not as punchy as the original. @@ -223,8 +220,8 @@ Commentary: |- i went through like fucking 5 variations of this art before i just decided to fuck it and do vaguely johnroxy retcon sequence that was at the bottom of the subreddit for some time. all of the others involved davesprite but fuck blorange. also please dont notice how lazy i was and i used the color blending tool on the tree when everything else was with the pencil tool. --- Track: Midnight -Artists: -- TirantBacon +Directory: midnight-lofam4 +Originally Released As: track:midnight Duration: '2:47' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/midnight @@ -234,10 +231,6 @@ Cover Artists: Art Tags: - Jack Noir - LoTaK -Referenced Tracks: -- track:midnight-suffer -- Liquid Negrocity -- Amen, Brother Commentary: |- <i>TirantBacon:</i> As an acknowledgement, this song in many ways was mostly inspired by the tune "Black" By Radiation (or Toby Fox I guess). I made this song as a "remix" of sorts of the song called "Midnight Suffers", something I made for the mostly popular fanventure, [[group:canmt|cool and new web comic]]. If anything, I'd say it was directly copied from Black, and that I did a mostly poor effort to recreate the style... Nonetheless, I did focus on trying to incorporate some transition points in the song where it would actually deviate from the original arrangement, and I suppose it works quite well even when it's not on paper. @@ -646,8 +639,8 @@ Commentary: |- This took a really long time. --- Track: Aura of Colour -Artists: -- olegoleg123 +Directory: aura-of-colour-lofam4 +Originally Released As: track:aura-of-colour Duration: '3:43' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/aura-of-colour @@ -760,6 +753,8 @@ Art Tags: Referenced Tracks: - Spider8reath - Spider's Claw +Sampled Tracks: +- 7 GRAND END Commentary: |- <i>Noisemaker:</i> An extension of a very, very short segment of a group collaboration (7 GRAND END from the [[group:canmt|Cool and New Music Team]]), it seemed unfitting to leave something like this in its short, unfinished state. @@ -1340,20 +1335,11 @@ Art Tags: - 'cw: decapitation (abstract)' - 'cw: blood' Referenced Tracks: -- Unite Synchronization -- Orange Hat -- track:metamorphic-choices -- Stay in Touch -- Moshi Moshi? -- track:explore -- track:sburban-jungle -- Even in Death -- Hate You -- track:upward-movement-dave-owns -- track:MeGaLoVania -- 'Jungle #3' -- Sburban Resolution -- track:showtime-original-mix +- dick coordinat +- dikr; bring togehter +Sampled Tracks: +- dick coordinat +- dikr; bring togehter Commentary: |- <i>Aris Martinian:</i> Written for the [[group:canmt|Cool and New Music Team's]] Cool and New Homestuck 2, this is an attempt to remix Unite Synchronization in a way that fits better thematically with [S] Dirk: Synchronize and [S] Dirk: Unite. Some of the things I worked in were Orange Hat when Dirk wakes up, for example, Metamorphic Choices when the kernelsprite appears, Hate You for Meenah's cameo... Dirk's scateboard-riding I represented with Moshi Moshi?, a theme that's admittedly been a bit of a stickymotif for me (I've used it in way too many compositions). I like Moshi for an umber of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that it goes so well with so many things. What can I say? I like mashing themes together. @@ -1415,10 +1401,8 @@ Commentary: |- Look, I should never be allowed to draw Bionicles. --- Track: Ringleader -Artists: -- Discfortune -Contributors: -- TirantBacon (mastering) +Directory: ringleader-lofam4 +Originally Released As: track:ringleader Duration: '3:07' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/ringleader @@ -1428,10 +1412,6 @@ Cover Artists: Art Tags: - The Felt - Felt Manor -Referenced Tracks: -- English -- Liquid Negrocity -- Let's All Rock the Heist Commentary: |- <i>Discfortune:</i> AKA The One Time I Sold Out to LOFAM, Ringleader is a Crowbar song I had a lot of fun throwing together. I tried incorporating aspects of jazz and rock solbos, in addition to experimenting with a 7/8 time signature. I'm pleasantly surprised at how it turned out, considering how obtuse the concept felt to me when I was first planning out the track. Blah blah blah check out [[group:canmt|cool and new webcomic]] please @@ -1818,8 +1798,8 @@ Lyrics: |- [collective laughter]—) --- Track: hors -Artists: -- Hadron +Directory: hors-lofam4 +Originally Released As: track:hors Duration: '3:17' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/hors @@ -1832,16 +1812,40 @@ Art Tags: - Arquiusprite - Maplehoof - Horses -Referenced Tracks: -- Horschestra STRONG Version -- track:sburban-jungle -- English -- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) Commentary: |- <i>Hadron:</i> I really like Arquissprite; he gets me at a fundamental level. He doesn't swear, he is super into technology, he loves horses, and is just all around a pure sprite; too bad Andrew BYBooted him into Lord English. why do that to a pure horse boy <i>Griver:</i> Jojo and Homestuck sure do have a lot of things in common, don't they? Themes of predestination, weird time shit, luck being used as a weapon, a guy without the use of his legs, horses everywhere in a certain part...it's all kind of weird and interesting. So that's why I did an EPIC JOJOKE for this trackart. If you don't understand what's going on here, read some more Jojo, I guess. Or don't. Look, Hors is a great, funny track, and this is the dank artistry it deserves as accompaniment. You're welcome. +Lyrics: |- + Holy fucking-- + I am so ludicrously ****** strong + Whoops, pardon my language + That there was some ****** straight up dog + and I'm chagrined as ****** + + Neigh + Neigh + Neigh Neigh + Neigh Neigh + Neigh Neigh + Neigh Neigh + + Neigh + + Neigh + Neigh + Neigh + Neigh + Neigh + + Touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles + + Neigh + + Neigh + + Neigh --- Track: The Gemoni Mustard Blood Directory: the-gemoni-mustard-blood-lofam4 @@ -1974,8 +1978,8 @@ Commentary: |- I'm really glad I had the chance to draw track art for a cherub song since Caliborn is probably one of my favorite characters in Homestuck. I tried to fill this up with as many pieces of imagery of the cherub's journeys to god tier, all framed within a beautiful clock ready to be smashed with a crowbar. Side Note: Caliborn's gun was superbly hard to draw and now I can see why Hussie used a jpg image for it as often as he could. --- Track: Resend -Artists: -- Noisemaker +Directory: resend-lofam4 +Originally Released As: track:resend Duration: '4:48' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/resend @@ -1986,15 +1990,6 @@ Art Tags: - Caliborn - Gamzee - Rabbit -Referenced Tracks: -- Cascade (Beta) -- Crystalanthemums -- Showdown -- Death by Glamour -- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme -- Sunsetter -- track:showtime-piano-refrain -- track:endless-climb Commentary: |- <i>Noisemaker:</i> This track almost didn't see the light of day. I submitted it for the [[group:canmt|Cool and New Music Team's]] credits music contest, and ended up pulling an admirable 3rd place. At first, the track wasn't going to be used in the credits mix (partially due to recieving 3rd place, but also because it fell short of the 7 minute length requirement), but, after a miracle on-par with the birth of Christ took place, Resend was just barely able to squeeze in due to a mandatory meme credits addition. @@ -2079,8 +2074,8 @@ Commentary: |- (Note: Don't do drugs, kids. Note 2: Don't even THINK of doing meth, trust on this one, please. Note 3: This isn't actually all-new, it's been around since 2013, but BOY is it still a doozy. Note 4: This is a remix of a remix of a remix. Are you a bad enough dude (or any casual moniker of your choice) to continue the chain? Note 5: I've run out of ntoes, so I guess... enjoy the song?!?!?) --- Track: Thyme on My Fries -Artists: -- SplitSuns +Directory: thyme-on-my-fries-lofam4 +Originally Released As: track:thyme-on-my-fries Duration: '3:24' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/thyme-on-my-fries @@ -2096,17 +2091,6 @@ Art Tags: - Derse - 'cw: blood' - 'cw: decapitation' -Referenced Tracks: -- track:axel-f-crazy-frog -- Time on My Side -- E.T. -- Smackdown -- Moonsetter -- Waters of Nazareth -- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew -- Vela-Nova -- Unite Synchronization -- track:MeGaLoVania Commentary: |- <i>SplitSuns:</i> This track was originally made for the [[group:canmt|Cool and New Music Team's]] "Cool and New Homestuck" project, remixing and parodying the various Homestuck Flashes. In case you can't tell, this song is a parody of Time on My Side. I mostly played it straight to the original song, changing the instrumentation and adding some twists of my own. Of course, there's some jokes thrown into the mix as well, such as the Crazy Frog theme song, Waters of Nazareth, and other subtle additions. All in all, I hope you like this song! It's good enough for Tensei to say "this is pretty good," so make of that what you will. @@ -2705,8 +2689,7 @@ Commentary: |- The concept of vampires has existed for millennia. There seems to be a split amongst modern depictions between vampires as grotesque being and vampires as alluring and beautiful. Exsanguinated, with its vocal samples describing disgust, expresses this, and the track art displays the dichotomy well, depicting a very beautiful Kanaya Maryam with blood in all the colours of the rainbow dripping from her mouth. Were it that Homestuck neurofunk should have a particular aesthetic sensibility, it would be bloodied rainbow-drinkers. --- Track: Premortem -Artists: -- Noisemaker +Originally Released As: track:le-canrival Duration: '2:12' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/premortem @@ -2718,9 +2701,6 @@ Art Tags: - Gamzee - Kurloz - LoTaM -Referenced Tracks: -- Purple Tyrant -- track:crustacean Commentary: |- <i>Noisemaker:</i> If some of you thought this was le canrival from Cool and New Webcomic's V8LUME, then you'd be right! I initially made le canrival as a [[group:canmt|Cool and New Webcomic]] track, but the folks over on the Land of Fans and Music team took some interest in it. So, we arranged to have it put on the next LOFAM, under a new, more classy name. @@ -2797,8 +2777,7 @@ Commentary: |- - [[Magical Hopalong Cassidy Station]] - 3:18-3:29 --- Track: Lightfall -Artists: -- nights +Originally Released As: track:rozepiano Duration: '1:47' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/lightfall @@ -2836,8 +2815,8 @@ Commentary: |- It's been long enough since I made this image that I don't have much that I can remember to say about this, beyond feeling like I really nailed Boxcars' face. --- Track: Collision Course (Davepeta's Movement) -Artists: -- SplitSuns +Originally Released As: track:collision-course-davepetas-movement +Directory: collision-course-davepetas-movement-lofam4 Duration: '4:05' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/collision-course-davepetas-movement @@ -2848,14 +2827,6 @@ Art Tags: - Davepeta - Lil Cal - Earth -Referenced Tracks: -- track:upward-movement-dave-owns -- track:beatdown-strider-style -- Sunsetter -- CORE -- English -- Olive Rogue -- Hardchorale Commentary: |- <i>SplitSuns:</i> This song was originally made for the [[group:canmt|Cool and New Music Team]], but I went with a much more Homestuck slant than a cool and new one for this track. I wanted to take Upward Movement and change it into something more EDM and techno, so I chopped and screwed traditional strings and mixed them into the powerful drum tracks and synths you hear in the song. I wanted to include motifs from both Dave and Nepeta as they're two halves of Davepeta's whole. I also incorporated caws and meows for the same effect. Finally, I put the Undertale track CORE in the song because of that one scene in EOA6 (you know the one.) There's an additional reference at that point if you're listening carefully! Although this song was challenging to make, I think it turned out very well in the end. @@ -2864,9 +2835,8 @@ Commentary: |- <img src="media/misc/collision-course-bonus.png" width="1400" height="1400"> --- Track: Revisit/Rewind -Directory: revisit-rewind -Artists: -- Aris Martinian +Originally Released As: track:revisit-rewind +Directory: revisit-rewind-lofam4 Duration: '6:13' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/revisit-rewind @@ -2877,38 +2847,10 @@ Art Tags: - John - Aradia - Skaia -Referenced Tracks: -- track:doctor -- Cascade (Beta) -- track:sburban-jungle -- Tick -- Lord Spanish -- Fruity Pebbles Jingle -- Potato Knishes -- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny -- Rex Mille Geromius -- track:penumbra-phantasm -- Even in Death -- Space Jam -- track:chorale-for-jaspers -- At The Price of Oblivion -- Contra -- Ascend -- track:MeGaLoVania -- Moshi Moshi? -- track:unintentional-touhou -- CONTACT -- track:upward-movement-dave-owns -- track:formation -- 'Jungle #3' -- Muse of Nanchos -- Meet the Flintstones -- Intro -- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme Commentary: |- - <i>Aris Martiniain:</i> + <i>Aris Martinian:</i> God, this was so much work. Oh yeah, and I lost the first half of the project file towards the end so I couldn't go back and edit it. Ugh. But all in all, I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. The original plan was to go through the CANMT discography and pick the most iconic songs over time. If you're unfamiliar with its discography, I highly recommend you at least [[group:canmt|go give it a glance]]. I roughly settled on using Cascante, Tick/Tock, Fruity Pebbles Redux, Gunshow, Rex Mille Geromius, Doctor and Penumbra Phantasm (cool and new vol V), Contra (from Cool and New Homestuck), Moshi Moshi, Final Confrontation, Unintentional Touhou, In the Beginning/Contact, Formation, Jungle #3, Muse of Nanchos, Flintstones, Gunshow 2, and of course, the RCT theme and Bowman's credit score. Shoutouts to difarem for making the "it's between my buttocks" vocaloid for me. Revisit/Rewind, which is based heavily on Ascend, was released as the Cool and New Homestuck song for [S] Credits. - <i><b>wheals:</b></i> + <i><b>Wheals:</b></i> This art was made in like five hours on Christmas 2016 when i yelled at nights to make some John/Aradia art for Revisit/Rewind (it being based off Ascend, with its iconic John/Aradia art). That's basically the plot of The Christmas Carol and by writing this seven months later I'm now the Ghost of Christmas Future. I'll let Past Nights (the Ghost of Christmas Past) fill you in on the rest: <i>nights:</i> <img src="media/misc/nights-revisit-rewind.png" width="435" height="226"> diff --git a/album/lofam5.yaml b/album/lofam5.yaml index b80e63b6..96c877a4 100644 --- a/album/lofam5.yaml +++ b/album/lofam5.yaml @@ -68,8 +68,8 @@ Commentary: |- Skaia has such pretty colours, I wanted to capture that. --- Track: Spacetime Starstriker -Artists: -- Discfortune +Directory: spacetime-starstriker-lofam5 +Originally Released As: track:spacetime-starstriker Duration: '2:19' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/spacetime-starstriker @@ -78,30 +78,6 @@ Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Rose -Referenced Tracks: -- track:doctor -- Gaia Queen -- track:in-the-beginning-canwc -- Muse of Nanchos -- track:aggrieve -- track:midnight-suffer -- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme -- Unintentional Anime (Piano Version) -Sampled Tracks: -- Michael Bowman Remix??? -- Bowman's Credit Score -- RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 -- track:next-arrow -- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) -- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix) -Lyrics: |- - G-G-G-GET REKT - - (I'm-) - - (Next arrow.) - - D-D-D-D-DO IT! Commentary: |- <i>Discfortune:</i> I made this track in 2017, during high school. Now I'm about to graduate from college. Isn't that surprising? Time flies. @@ -281,7 +257,7 @@ Art Tags: Referenced Tracks: - Prospit Dreamers - Cascade (Beta) -- Midnight +- track:midnight Commentary: |- <i>sylvarn:</i> believe me, if I didn't know what I was doing nearly 2 years ago when I made this, I sure don't when I'm writing this commentary. I liked the melody so I made a song, duh @@ -478,8 +454,8 @@ Commentary: |- You know that old Windows screensaver? No no, not the flying toasters. No, not the maze one! I mean that one that your teachers always used so you just stared at it all period instead of getting work done. Yes, with the pipes! This is that but LOWAS, and also taking 20 minutes to render a frame instead of whatever fps the old screensaver ran at. The cost of beauty. It's an honor to make art for a LOFAM album, I've been listening to the older ones since I was a teenager. You could say that with this art I fulfilled a Pipe Dream. --- Track: Stab - Stab - Stab -Artists: -- Interrobang +Directory: stab-stab-stab-lofam5 +Originally Released As: track:stab-stab-stab Duration: '3:56' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/stab-stab-stab @@ -489,16 +465,6 @@ Cover Artists: Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Lord English -Referenced Tracks: -- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) -- Rain -- Flare -- LRAD -- PLUR Police -- Boss Mode -- Destroy Them With Lazers -- Bad Apple!! -- My Sharona Commentary: |- <i>Interrobang:</i> I made this track for the C[[group:canmt|ool and New Music Team]] Felt/Midnight Crew album circa 2018 or so, and it was nominated for "the next LOFAM" long before any actual prep for this album had really started. I actually requested it be taken off of LOFAM5 because I felt it didn't meet my standards anymore, but due to a miscommunication it stayed on. I found this out about 15 minutes before the release stream, which is happening as I type this - Album is sounding great, y'all! Anyway, hope it sounds better to you than it does to me. @@ -664,8 +630,8 @@ Commentary: |- Also this tracks makes me want to eat ice cream for some reason. --- Track: She's a D8ddy L8ng L8gs -Artists: -- Mathias Ramalho +Directory: shes-a-d8ddy-l8ng-l8gs-lofam5 +Originally Released As: track:shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs Duration: '5:31' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/shes-a-d8ddy-l8ng-l8gs @@ -673,18 +639,17 @@ URLs: Cover Artists: - Scarodactyl Art Tags: -- Vriska +- Vrasky +- Spdaes Sleck +- Dacronian Dignity +- Rubs Juice +- Hrates Bocars - Jack Noir - DD - CD - HB +- Vriska - Felt Manor -Referenced Tracks: -- She's a Sp8der -- Pumpkin Cravings -- track:MeGaLoVania -- Spider8ite!!!!!!!! -- Die. Commentary: |- <i>Makin:</i> I believe this time it's best to let the art speak for itself. @@ -896,8 +861,8 @@ Commentary: |- Opted for a simple panel redraw on this one, since it was going to be the backup art, and the musicians liked the panel choice. --- Track: Scratching Consequences -Artists: -- TirantBacon +Directory: scratching-consequences-lofam5 +Originally Released As: track:scratching-consequences Duration: '1:44' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/scratching-consequences @@ -908,8 +873,6 @@ Art Tags: - Doc Scratch - John - Green Sun -Referenced Tracks: -- track:a-very-o-christmas Commentary: |- <i>Gryotharian:</i> Some sort of interpretation of Doc Scratch's manipulations, causing the heroes to create the green sun. @@ -1170,8 +1133,7 @@ Commentary: |- what's a homestuck --- Track: Infinite Zest -Artists: -- Noisemaker +Originally Released As: track:you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title Duration: '6:00' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/infinite-zest @@ -1184,27 +1146,6 @@ Art Tags: - Green Sun - Horrorterrors - Sans -Referenced Tracks: -- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme -- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) -- Greenhouse -- Moonsetter -- Slamdown -- Mayorlovania -- track:cascante -- Even in Death -- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse -- track:showtime-original-mix -- Tick -- track:doctor -- track:MeGaLoVania -- Broom Temperature -- Title (Mega Man 3) -Sampled Tracks: -- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) -- Mayor Maynot -Lyrics: |- - [Mayor Maynot samples set to Megalovania] Commentary: |- <i>Makin:</i> Originally known as "you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title)". No further commentary. @@ -1238,8 +1179,8 @@ Commentary: |- There was a lot going on in the production of this, and none of it had to do with the final track. A long, long time ago, before any of my other submissions, I was going to do a Caliborn track, with the intent of being presented as a track that Caliborn himself produced. But at that time, there weren't many other submissions for this album yet, and a disturbingly high percentage of them were cherub related, so I dropped it. A year later, I was working on a remix of the afterword theme from Pesterquest, but it wasn't really clicking right. The heavy bass synths and bitcrushed drums weren't working for the style of the track. Around the same time, I finally got my hands on the incredibly elusive midi of [[track:carne-vale]], which has been my favorite homestuck song since the first time I heard it, and has yet to be dethroned. So I had the crazy notion, that the instruments I was using for my Pesterquest remix would work fantastically if I decided to go back to a Caliborn track, now that I could properly reference [[track:carne-vale]]. (I had been trying to figure out that bassline by ear for, oh lord, something like 3 years.) And, I ended up with what might be one of my favorite compositions of mine to date. Had it stuck in my head for months. Cleaned up the mixing over the next little while, and the rest is history. I had two names for it for a while, Teeth and Blood, and Space Crusader. Originally I was going to go with both, have one of those little ~ things in between, but I decided that Space Crusader, while it fit the vibe of the song, didn't really fit the vibe of Caliborn, so I dropped it. --- Track: Predomination -Artists: -- Kal-la-kal-la +Originally Released As: track:how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away +Directory: predomination Duration: '4:13' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/predomination @@ -1251,16 +1192,6 @@ Art Tags: - Calliope - Dream Bubbles - 'cw: blood' -Referenced Tracks: -- Voidlight -- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) -- The Lyrist -- Reverie -- track:carne-vale -- track:archagent-everlasting -Sampled Tracks: -- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) -- Mayor Maynot Commentary: |- <i>Monckat:</i> Calliope alone, haunted by visions of her other half's future. @@ -1637,9 +1568,8 @@ Commentary: |- Sorry he's not running. Just standing there. Give him a break, it's hard to run on a clock. --- Track: Event Horizon/Barium Starlight -Directory: event-horizon-barium-starlight -Artists: -- Grace Medley +Originally Released As: track:event-horizon-barium-starlight +Directory: event-horizon-barium-starlight-lofam5 Duration: '3:48' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/event-horizon-barium-starlight @@ -1648,12 +1578,6 @@ Cover Artists: - Sozzay Art Tags: - Rose -Referenced Tracks: -- Black Rose / Green Sun -- Black Hole / Green Sun -- track:endless-climb -- Song for Rose Lalonde -- Exploring the Depths of Sburb Commentary: |- <i>Makin:</i> This track art actually depicts Rose in her Lord of Space outfit from [[group:canmt|Cool and New Web Comic]], since this track originates there. I cropped it a bit to not blow people's minds too much. Wait, what is that drop OH MY GOD diff --git a/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml b/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml index 7e54691d..dcdb24df 100644 --- a/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml +++ b/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml @@ -50,6 +50,13 @@ Commentary: |- I kind of regret not slipping this theme into Homestuck somewhere; I feel like this could have easily been a recurring signature theme for projects I work on (like [[group:toby-fox|Toby Fox]] does with '[[track:megalovania-halloween|Megalovania]]'). --- +Track: Battle Theme for the Lost at Heart +Artists: +- Robert J! Lake +Duration: '2:42' +URLs: +- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/battle-theme-for-the-lost-at-heart +--- Track: Before Before the Beginning Artists: - Robert J! Lake @@ -57,6 +64,23 @@ Duration: '5:23' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUu2xzFJX3U --- +Track: Brodylovania +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: '2:35' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoQsVkjYt6w +Referenced Tracks: +- Brodyquest +- track:MeGaLoVania +Sampled Tracks: +- Brodyquest +- track:MeGaLoVania +Lyrics: |- + I'm so fresh you can... genitals... ahhhh + + Adrien Brody [x~413] +--- Track: Calliope Artists: - Malcolm Brown @@ -67,6 +91,15 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Lupus Mortis Aeternae - English --- +Track: Cascading Events +# No official name, this one is possibly fan-sourced? +# Also known as "Descend2 Demo", "Freefall Beta" or "cascade2" +Artists: +- Robert J! Lake +Duration: '4:20' +URLs: +- https://spellmynamewithabang.tumblr.com/day/2012/05/14 +--- Track: Catscratch Artists: - Toby Fox @@ -90,6 +123,16 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - Clockwork Melody --- +Track: Davesprite2 +Artists: +- Erik Scheele +Duration: '2:12' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaMjpWYqvME +Referenced Tracks: +- track:beatdown-strider-style +- track:sburban-jungle +--- Track: Daywalker ~Rise~ Directory: daywalker-rise-contest Artists: @@ -105,6 +148,15 @@ Commentary: |- A song for Kanaya, this song is - in my opinion - the weakest contender of the lot. Daywalker nonetheless marks my first attempt at using real audio in a song - I recorded the flute performance myself. Unfortunately, my playing, recording, and production are definitely not up to snuff, honestly. Given that it was recorded with a terrible laptop mic, with a player who hadn't played in a long while (me), I suppose that was honestly no surprise. However, I love both the harp and flute melodies in this song. It was a blast to play, and I'd definitely think about using them again at some point in the future. --- +Track: Dirkhestra +Artists: +- Alex Rosetti +Duration: '2:13' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63dLbjD3L0g +Referenced Tracks: +- Horschestra +--- Track: Do the Homestuck Artists: - Toby Fox @@ -345,6 +397,26 @@ Referenced Tracks: - track:aggrieve - track:harlequin --- +Track: Mutiny (crapapella) +Artists: +- Toby Fox +Duration: '0:43' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3BJsvKM6DY +Referenced Tracks: +- track:mutiny +Lyrics: |- + I LOVE YOU DOGGY +--- +Track: My Grand Dad is the Green Sun +Artists: +- Clark Powell +Duration: '3:04' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/My%20Grand%20Dad%20is%20the%20Green%20Sun.mp3 +Referenced Tracks: +- Flare +--- Track: Non Compos Mentis Artists: - Bill Bolin @@ -555,6 +627,15 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - The Undying --- +Track: Three In The Morning (Davekind) +Artists: +- Clark Powell +Duration: '2:50' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/eliwood-lord-of-pherae/three-in-the-morning-davekind +Referenced Tracks: +- track:three-in-the-morning +--- Track: Where making this hapen Artists: - David Ko @@ -585,6 +666,17 @@ Commentary: |- <i>PoisonedElite:</i> The first Version of Calming Quartz, my song for the album Xenoplanetarium, a Homestuck Fan Album. I wasn't happy with this version so I redid the entire song. This song references Land of Quartz and Melody by Thomas Ferkol. --- +Track: Cascadium Dioxide +Artists: +- Cerulean +Duration: '8:35' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/ctza/cascadium-dioxide +Referenced Tracks: +- Cascade (Beta) +- Flare (Cascade) +- Black Rose / Green Sun +--- Track: Character Theme for Dirk Strider Artists: - WindlessZephyr @@ -1075,6 +1167,15 @@ Commentary: |- 🎛️ DAW: Reaper<br> 🎞️ Video Editing Software: Adobe Premiere Pro CC --- +Track: luminantFlare +# Fully gone from the internet, sorry +Artists: +- luminantAegis +Referenced Tracks: +- Flare +- Homestuck Anthem +- track:explore +--- Track: Malediction Artists: - JJ Pollution @@ -1201,6 +1302,13 @@ Lyrics: |- When you tear him apart Hurt my friends and break my heart --- +Track: Taureg +Artists: +- Cerulean +Duration: '3:01' +URLs: +- https://altgenstuck.bandcamp.com/track/taureg +--- Track: The Engineer Artists: - Aradia Jones @@ -1266,6 +1374,17 @@ Duration: '3:14' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/The%20Paradox%20Paradigm.mp3 --- +Track: The Well +Artists: +- Mathias Ramalho +Duration: '3:48' +URLs: +- https://friendlycoy.bandcamp.com/track/the-well +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjyIoAYbSN4 +Commentary: |- + <i>Mathias Ramalho:</i> (Composer) + Made for a MSPA-styled, DnD Session, named "Colored Castles" +--- Track: Wind Waker Artists: - Levc @@ -1296,37 +1415,6 @@ Commentary: |- This is one of my tracks for the CaNMT's almost-vaporware all-vaporwave album, CANWAVE 3. In its current iteration it's a take on 2814's sample-free approach to the vapor aesthetic through ambient and techno albums such as 新しい日の誕生 and Rain Temple. It's one of my most complex songs yet and it took a lot of work to make, but the end result is something very awe-inspiring, even to me. (Originally this song was a straight-up cover of Voidlight that was much more laid-back and repetitive, but I scrapped it in favor of this version. Maybe I'll upload that old version somewhere along the line.) --- -Track: All We're Gonna Get -Artists: -- Pipko Fanfare -Duration: '1:34' -URLs: -- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/all-were-gonna-get -Referenced Tracks: -- Flare (horizon's lyricover) -Sampled Tracks: -- Flare (horizon's lyricover) ---- -Track: Cool and New Music Team -Artists: -- MrMush -Duration: '0:49' -URLs: -- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-music-team -Referenced Tracks: -- Mush X Makin -Sampled Tracks: -- Mush X Makin -Lyrics: |- - (Great, uhh there's good parts of the fandom and then there's this. I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun. Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like w-wh-w-w-wha-what if we made, what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some... real stuff? Naaaaaah.... naaah... nah, I like memes. Alright, fine.) ---- -Track: Die. -Artists: -- Mathias Ramalho -Duration: '2:56' -URLs: -- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/die ---- Track: Doctor's Ringtone (No SFX) Artists: - VulkanShawl @@ -1336,59 +1424,6 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor --- -Track: feeling cool and new -Artists: -- artist:kobacat -Duration: '2:18' -URLs: -- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feeling-cool-and-new -Referenced Tracks: -- saoidfisd -- Cool and New Music Team -Sampled Tracks: -- saoidfisd -- Cool and New Music Team -- feeling right -- Love Taste -Lyrics: |- - (I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun.) - - [Sampled vocals from "feeling right" by Moe Shop] - - (I want your everything, every single part of you) - (If you think you can fuck with me, you're going to lose) - (I want to taste your love, anything you want to do) - (And I'll kill you if you try to run, you're mine and mine alone) - - [Heavily glitched] - (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) - (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) - - (Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some real stuff? Nah, I like memes. Alright.) ---- -Track: Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental) -Artists: -- Aris Martinian -Duration: '1:56' -URLs: -- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Gunshow%202%20Theme%20%28Instrumental%29.mp3 -Referenced Tracks: -- track:explore ---- -Track: Intro -Artists: -- Aris Martinian -Contributors: -- Bambosh (narration) -Duration: '3:07' -URLs: -- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intro -Referenced Tracks: -- The Star-Spangled Banner -- Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental) -Lyrics: |- - (The year is 2020. President Trump has led our nation into one of the worst econonic recessions in the history of the Earth. Imigrants are pouring through the southern border. Just look at that chaos! If you thought the econony was bad with Obana in charge, think again! And not only has Trump destroyed the country, but he's running for re-election! His challenger? Representative Cory Booker from New Jersey. It's up to the intrepid Jhon Ebgret to make his way to the White House and assassinate the president, evil Trump, so that he can finally have Cory in the House! Is he a bad enough dude to off the President of the United States himself? Don't turn that dial! It's... CANWAVE TWOOOOOO!) ---- Track: its time Artists: - BitesizeBird @@ -1407,6 +1442,15 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Ground Theme (Super Mario Bros.) - track:penumbra-phantasm --- +Track: Searching the Desert for Chiptunes +# Unreleased Cool and New Music Team track, only released in vaporwave form +# (as "Searching the Internet for Radiation") +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Duration: '1:12' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Searching%20the%20Desert%20For%20Chiptunes.mp3 +--- Track: timeshit Artists: - Difarem @@ -1572,6 +1616,13 @@ Duration: '2:21' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_-P6O_n1co --- +Track: 'NV: Strife' +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Duration: '1:28' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/user-471799957/nv-strife +--- Track: Rematch Artists: - Pascal van den Bos @@ -1617,6 +1668,60 @@ Duration: '3:40' URLs: - https://potatoboss.bandcamp.com/track/vexation --- +Track: Wanderlust +Artists: +- Gordian +Duration: '3:52' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/realbillwatterson/wander-f +Lyrics: |- + Sometimes I think about the stars + And Mercury and Mars + Knowin' I'll get to go someday + But then they finally come around + So high above the ground + And the feeling goes away + I used to wait for something more + To walk in through the door + Something I never thought I'd do + I guess I figured that by now + I'd have some kind of plan + Really the opposite is true + And it doesn't matter just how long + That the dream is s'posed to be + Cause I wanna wake up anyway + If they knew what I could do + The things that I've been through + They wouldn't make me have to stay + Running away from all my fears + And stopping all the tears + Things I was never meant to do + I hope you'll understand someday + I can't afford to stay + Clearly my waiting days are through + And it doesn't matter just how long + That the dream is s'posed to be + Cause I wanna wake up anyway + If they knew what I could do + The things that I've been through + They wouldn't make me have to stay + + Look out the window at the stars + And through the iron bars + Looks like the sky is turning blue + I know what people always say + No one's made it all the way + I'm starting to think it might be true + And it doesn't matter just how long + That the dream is s'posed to be + Cause I wanna wake up anyway + If they knew what I could do + And the shit that I've been through + They wouldn't make me have to stay + And it doesn't matter just how long + That the dream was s'posed to be + Cause I had to wake up anyway +--- Track: Windwielder Artists: - Baleish diff --git a/album/nuclears-explosion-1.yaml b/album/nuclears-explosion-1.yaml index ba7d7d60..9ca2b8e2 100644 --- a/album/nuclears-explosion-1.yaml +++ b/album/nuclears-explosion-1.yaml @@ -21,11 +21,15 @@ URLs: - https://nuclear333.bandcamp.com/track/a-little-birdy-told-me --- Track: Breakfast In Dead +Directory: breakfast-in-dead-nuclears-explosion +Originally Released As: track:breakfast-in-dead Duration: '1:07' URLs: - https://nuclear333.bandcamp.com/track/breakfast-in-dead --- Track: Common Cents +Directory: common-cents-nuclears-explosion +Originally Released As: track:common-cents Duration: '1:00' URLs: - https://nuclear333.bandcamp.com/track/common-cents @@ -168,6 +172,8 @@ URLs: - https://nuclear333.bandcamp.com/track/we-have-a-problem --- Track: Prying Time +Directory: prying-time-nuclears-explosion +Originally Released As: track:prying-time Duration: 0:52 URLs: - https://nuclear333.bandcamp.com/track/prying-time diff --git a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml index 4c8f6dd8..0621c161 100644 --- a/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml +++ b/album/references-beyond-homestuck.yaml @@ -6,6 +6,238 @@ Color: '#f5fc8e' --- Section: Miscellany by Homestuck musicians --- +Track: '128 BPM' +Artists: +- Michael Guy Bowman +Duration: '19:33' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/michael-guy-bowman/128-bpm +Referenced Tracks: +- Airwaves +- Beta Version +- track:synchronize-hush +- Noun (Astro Kid's Pronoun Remix) +- Polyominoes +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Airwaves +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Beta Version +- track:synchronize-hush +- Noun (Astro Kid's Pronoun Remix) +- Polyominoes +- Michael Bowman Remix +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of a number + I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm + I'm thinking of a number + I'm thinking of a number + I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm thinking of a number + I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm---- + + Keep your eyes on the airwaves + Don't look down if you don't want to fall + Out here, ain't nobody dancing + Up in the air you ain't nobody at all + + Keep your forward direction + Look for signs of the enemy, enemy + You're too far gone for protection + I am a spaceship who's looking for love (yeah) + + Open your doors and shoot your missiles + Blow away everybody you pass + Just a bunch of peculiar people + Looking for a party to crash + + Keep your back to the sunlight + Keep your eyes on the rubber T-Rex + Save your teardrops for later + You're going to need them for the part that comes next + + Wake up trashed in the ocean + Look for signs of the enemy, enemy + These drones can feel emotion + I am a spaceship who's looking for love (yeah) + + Open your doors and shoot your missiles + Blow away everybody you pass + Just a bunch of peculiar people + Looking for a party to crash + + All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe + All I wanna do is synchronize with you + All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe + All I wanna do is synchronize with you + + All I wanna do is synchronize + See the look of terror in your eyes + At the moment when you sympathize with me + + All we ever do is fantasize + About the life that you've romanticized + Well, the lonely nights are no surprise to me + + All I ever do is simulate with you, babe + All I ever do is simulate with you + All I ever do is simulate with you, babe + All I ever do is simulate with you + + All I ever do is simulate + All the moments that we could create + When you're acting like you don't relate to me + + All I wanna do is stimulate + All the feelings we could consummate + If you'd let your heart negotiate with me + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe + All I wanna do is synchronize with you + All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe + All I wanna do is synchronize with you + Synchronize + + Synchronize + Synchronize + Synchronize + Synchronize + + All I wanna do is synchronize + See the look of terror in your eyes + At the moment when you sympathize with me + + All we ever do is fantasize + About the life that you've romanticized + Well, the lonely nights are no surprise to me + + All I ever do is simulate + All the moments that we could create + When you're acting like you don't relate to me + + All I wanna do is stimulate + All the feelings we could consummate + If you'd let your heart negotiate with me + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + A person, name, a thing, or place + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + person--name-- orplace + + The noun + + Somewhere in a jungle grove a candle burns denoting Saint Therese + A prayer that those we've left behind are troubled not with heart and mind at peace + Nurse attending close at hand with wine to cast its old familiar spell + An elder soul looks into you but cannot speak in things the tongue can tell + + Somewhere + Somewhere in this downward race + A person, name, a thing, or place + Solution to my endless chase + I'm sure I'd recognize its face + + Though I forget myself + I'm sure there's something else + I'll come around + I'll make the sound + The noun + + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + person--name--or place + + The noun + + In my car I'm on my way from where I live to where you are right now + And though I've been here many times it seems as though it all has changed somehow + I'm sure I've seen this busy road a million times or was it in my sleep? + My minivan was in the sky, but never mind - I'm thinking far too deep + + Familiar signs have gone away + I'm sure if it was not today + I'd be there now - I'd find my way + + Somewhere in this downward race + A person, name, a thing, or place + Solution to my endless chase + I'm sure I'd recognize its face + + Somewhere in this downward race + A person, name, a thing, or place + Solution to my endless chase + I'm sure I'd recognize its face + + Though I forget myself + I'm sure there's something else + I'll come around + I'll make the sound + The noun (The noun, the noun) + + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + person--name--or place + + The noun (The noun, the noun) + + A person, name, a thing, or place + The noun (The noun, the noun) + + I'm sorry I forgot your name + I only have myself to blame + I'm sorry I forgot your name + I only have myself to blame + I'm sorry I forgot your name + I only have myself to blame + If you were me you'd do the same + + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + Bobobobowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + namwoB leahciM Michael Bowman + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma— + + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— + A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— + A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— + A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— + Mi-chael-Bow-man... +--- Track: All but Alone Artists: - Clark Powell @@ -267,6 +499,14 @@ Lyrics: |- (Well thank you Scott. Thank goodness for comedians. You know? It lightens our day.) (It-that-it wasn't supposed to be funny.) --- +Track: Fun Train Time Theme +# No official release, duration is from the start of the video +Artists: +- Michael Guy Bowman +Duration: '0:14' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyUeTFFokKU +--- Track: Gaster's Theme # No official release, duration is from the in-game audio loop. Artists: @@ -299,6 +539,25 @@ Commentary: |- <i>Mark J. Hadley:</i> Gnarl's Theme, also written for Kid Radd. Since Gnarl was the final boss of Radd's game, it was obvious that his theme should sound like boss fight music. It has a little of Radd's theme mixed in there, since Radd and Gnarl are brothers (not a spoiler, we find that out pretty quickly in chapter 1). --- +Track: 'Harrison: An American Musical' +Artists: +- Michael Guy Bowman +Duration: '0:41' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/28NFqcIQ_SQ?t=47 +Lyrics: |- + How does the son of a founding father of the nation + get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation + of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh + Tippecanoe, go on to become the + president in 1841. He did it for just + 32 days and he was done cus he died + of pneumonia. Didn't wear no coat in the rain. Boy, + what were you thinking? What's your name? + + William Henry Harrison + My name is William Henry-- [coughs] +--- Track: Heart of the Forest Artists: - Solatrus @@ -493,6 +752,109 @@ Duration: '1:46' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPT_YvaM7vc --- +Track: Noun (Astro Kid's Pronoun Remix) +Artists: +- Astro Kid +Duration: '05:47' +URLs: +- https://astrokid.bandcamp.com/track/noun-astro-kids-pronoun-remix +Referenced Tracks: +- Noun +Sampled Tracks: +- Noun +Lyrics: |- + Though I forget myself + I'm sure there's something else + I'll come around + I'll make the sound (somewhere) + The noun + + A person, name, a thing, or place + the no-- + + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + person--name-- or place + + The noun + + Somewhere in a jungle grove a candle burns denoting Saint Therese + A prayer that those we've left behind are troubled not with heart and mind at peace + Nurse attending close at hand with wine to cast its old familiar spell + An elder soul looks into you but cannot speak in things the tongue can tell + + Somewhere + Somewhere in this downward race + A person, name, a thing, or place + Solution to my endless chase + I'm sure I'd recognize its face + + Though I forget myself + I'm sure there's something else + I'll come around + I'll make the sound + The noun + + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + person--name--or place + + The noun + + In my car I'm on my way from where I live to where you are right now + And though I've been here many times it seems as though it all has changed somehow + I'm sure I've seen this busy road a million times or was it in my sleep? + My minivan was in the sky, but never mind - I'm thinking far too deep + + Familiar signs have gone away + I'm sure if it was not today + I'd be there now - I'd find my way + + Somewhere in this downward race + A person, name, a thing, or place + Solution to my endless chase + I'm sure I'd recognize its face + + Somewhere in this downward race + A person, name, a thing, or place + Solution to my endless chase + I'm sure I'd recognize its face + + Though I forget myself + I'm sure there's something else + I'll come around + I'll make the sound + The noun (The noun, the noun) + + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + there's something else I'll + person--name--or place + + The noun (The noun, the noun) + + A person, name, a thing, or place + The noun (The noun, the noun) + + I'm sorry I forgot your name + I only have myself to blame + I'm sorry I forgot your name + I only have myself to blame + I'm sorry I forgot your name + I only have myself to blame + If you were me you'd do the same +--- +Track: Old Skacret +# Dead URL https://soundcloud.com/jamesroachmusic/old-skacret, no archive +Duration: '0:10' +Artists: +- James Roach +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> + James Roach took down this track after a year or two and never reuploaded it. +--- Track: Page 1 - 2 theme Artists: - Mark J. Hadley @@ -596,6 +958,13 @@ Commentary: |- <i>Mark J. Hadley:</i> Sheena's Theme, written for Kid Radd. Sheena is Radd's "girlfriend" that he has to rescue at the end of his game. Since that's the only time she shows up in the game, it made sense that her music would sound like a winning game over theme. Naturally, Radd's theme is mixed in there too. --- +Track: SPIDER DANCE FROM UNDERTALE BUT NOW ITS SKA I GUESS??? (YIKES!!!!!!!) +Artists: +- James Roach +Duration: '3:04' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOA5M74kv5k +--- Track: Terra Artists: - Solatrus @@ -658,6 +1027,23 @@ Duration: '1:33' URLs: - https://youtu.be/gMrwcjyeIVE --- +Track: Alola Region Theme +# Also known as "Welcome to the Alola Region!" +# JP: アローラ地方のテーマ +# Official release: +# Nintendo 3DS Pokémon Sun & Moon Super Music Complete +# ニンテンドー3DS ポケモン サン・ムーン スーパーミュージック・コンプリート +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/61193 +Artists: +- artist:pokemon +- Junichi Masuda +- Hitomi Sato +- Go Ichinose +Duration: '2:45' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4QwSPQaIVA +--- Track: Aria di Mezzo Carattere # JP: アリア ("Aria") # Official release: @@ -674,6 +1060,16 @@ Duration: '3:57' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLHR9ltzuWM --- +Track: Knight Artorias +# Official release: +# DARK SOULS with ARTORIAS OF THE ABYSS EDITION Original Soundtrack +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/36023 +Artists: +- Dark Souls +- Motoi Sakuraba +Duration: '3:15' +--- Track: At Doom's Gate [E1M1] # Only released as an arranged version. Original MS-DOS release of game uses MIDI files with playback varying based on user hardware but contains specific additional sound information for OPL and GUS synthesizers. URL is to OPL recording. # Sources: @@ -786,6 +1182,18 @@ Duration: '3:13' URLs: - https://youtu.be/S-wnMPOV-5g --- +Track: Bad Apple!! feat. nomico +Artists: +- Touhou Project +- Masayoshi Minoshima +Contributors: +- nomico (vocals) +Duration: '3:13' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/i41KoE0iMYU +Referenced Tracks: +- Bad Apple!! +--- Track: Battle! (Colress) # JP: 戦闘！アクロマ # Official release: @@ -817,6 +1225,14 @@ Lyrics: |- Five Three --- +Track: Battle Against A Gorgeous Foe +# From the fangame Mother 4's unreleased soundtrack +Artists: +- nelward +Duration: '1:41' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBr0VWbDwpk +--- Track: Battle! (Elite Four) (Pokémon Black & White Versions) # JP: 戦闘！四天王 # Official release: @@ -891,6 +1307,55 @@ Duration: '1:44' URLs: - https://youtu.be/zapJY3hm-dc?t=166 --- +Track: Cosmic Eternity ~ Believe in Yourself +# From SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CD Original Soundtrack 20th Anniversary Edition +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/29131 +Artists: +- Sonic the Hedgehog +- Masafumi Ogata +Duration: '3:08' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AW7xQ_Dxjk +Lyrics: |- + Waah! Teleportation! Yeah! Waah! Za-ba-doo-bap-bap! + + Waah! Teleportation! Yeah! Waah! Shibby-doo-boo! Yeah! + + In the end, who's on your side? + Who can you trust, in the middle of the night? + Where will you be, if you can't find you? + There's no place to go, nothing to do + If you gotta do something, gotta do something + Believe in yourself - yourself - yourself - hey + + Extraordinary things can happen if you believe in yourself + You've got to have some faith in yourself + If you want respect from your friends + + Don't re-arrange, no need to change + Stay like you are, keep it all the same + But as you move along in your life + Keep an open mind and don't forget + That if ya gotta do something, gotta do something + Believe in yourself - yourself - yourself - hey + + Extraordinary things can happen if you believe in yourself + You've got to have some faith in yourself + If you want respect from your friends + + When you feel tight, look at yourself! + Inside your heart you will find a special place to unwind + When you feel right, look at yourself + Inside your mind you will see + Cosmic eternity + + When you feel tight, look at yourself! + Inside your heart you will find a special place to unwind + When you feel right, look at yourself + Inside your mind you will see + Cosmic eternity +--- Track: Bloody Tears # From Castlevania II: Simon's Quest # Released on the same album as Beginning, but it has its own dedicated track vs. Castlevania III's OST. @@ -920,6 +1385,17 @@ Duration: '0:22' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzxQZnj7sjU --- +Track: Bombs for Throwing at You +# Official release in a lovely free download +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/29202 +Artists: +- Portal +- Mike Morasky +Duration: '5:48' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uAsD6lQV1I +--- Track: Bon Voyage, Amigo # From Mother 3, which had two arrangement soundtracks but no official release of the in-game GBA soundtrack. # Reference: @@ -942,6 +1418,15 @@ Artists: URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9SKrNZnnCM --- +Track: Breakfast Time +# From Sonic ATS: OST, the soundtrack for the fangame "Sonic: After the Sequel" +Artists: +- Sonic the Hedgehog +- KgZ +Duration: '3:08' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7WQn-SXYZ +--- Track: Breath of the Wild Theme # JP: メインテーマ # Official release: @@ -1291,6 +1776,33 @@ Artists: URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL4LkJ4wfLU --- +Track: Say There +# Also known as Donkey Ollie Intro +# Source: this actual licensing document https://www.boatangel.com/licenses/ADO_BELA.pdf +Artists: +- Thomas Del McLain +Duration: '0:40' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZca59u4ApU +Lyrics: |- + (Hello everybody!) + Say there + Have you heard the story + about the Donkie Ollie, Ollie + Say there + have you heard the story + Ollie is his name + + Everywhere that Donkey Ollie travels + folks will shout hooray + + (Hooray!) + + Say there + Have you heard the story + Ollie is his name + Ollie is his name +--- Track: DK Rap # Duration is from the first musical (0:17) to the disc scratch (3:27) on the in-game music video Artists: @@ -1487,6 +1999,101 @@ Duration: 0:44 URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJNgLGbYg0 --- +Track: Last Battle (VS Rival) +# JP: ラストバトル（ＶＳライバル） +# Official release: +# GB Pokémon Complete Sound CD +# ゲームボーイ『ポケモン』のサウンドがまるごと入って、遊べるCD +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/141 +Artists: +- artist:pokemon +- Junichi Masuda +Duration: '2:30' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I3Cm9necF0 +--- +Track: Fist Bump +# Official release: +# Sonic Forces Vocal Traxx - On the Edge +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/71797 +Artists: +- Sonic the Hedgehog +- Tomoya Ohtani (composer) +- Douglas Robb (writing and vocals) +Duration: '4:24' +Lyrics: |- + I can't do this alone + Even though I am strong + Need something more than me + Someone to push me to victory + Let's see what we can do + Together, me and you + Can't be afraid to try + Kiss your fears goodbye + + No looking back + You and I, we're on the attack + Full speed ahead + Running to the sunset + + Such a different feeling + Both of us believing + We can make it better + + Together we can show the world what we can do + You are next to me and I'm next to you + Pushing on through until the battle's won + No one's gonna give a thing to us + Into each other we put our trust + Standing united, after the fight + + All alone, we will never be + The two, of us, are holding the key + We see, today, a world we couldn't see + Before I say goodbye to you + One more last fist bump... + + I know you have been afraid before + But you don't have to be anymore + No more emptiness to feel inside + When we work together no one can break up our stride + + No looking back + You and I, we're on the attack + Full speed ahead + Running to the sunset + + Such a different feeling + Both of us believing + We can make it better + + Together we can show the world what we can do + You are next to me and I'm next to you + Pushing on through until the battle's won + No one's gonna give a thing to us + Into each other we put our trust + Standing united, after the fight, is done + + We can show the world what we can do + You are next to me and I'm next to you + Pushing on through until the battle's won + No one's gonna give a thing to us + Into each other we put our trust + Standing united, after the fight + + It's a brand new day + We have turned the page + I never knew how much I needed + Somebody to help me this way + + All alone, we will never be + The two, of us, are holding the key + We see, today, a world we couldn't see + Before I say goodbye to you + One more last fist bump... +--- Track: Focus Artists: - Super Hexagon @@ -1611,6 +2218,17 @@ Commentary: |- <i>Niklink:</i> Also known as 'Get Up and Go-urmet!' and 'Gourmet Go Go'. --- +Track: Great Grey Wolf Sif +# Official release: +# DARK SOULS Original Soundtrack +# ダークソウル オリジナルサウンドトラック +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/26577 +Artists: +- Dark Souls +- Motoi Sakuraba +Duration: '3:22' +--- Track: Ground Theme (Super Mario Bros.) # SMB soundtrack was released on vinyl and cassette simultaneously, the cassette release (linked below) has an extra track (SMB Suite) but the first track is the same duration, at least. # Original release: @@ -1700,6 +2318,21 @@ Duration: '2:04' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0xKAphIF8A --- +Track: Homicide +# Vastly better known by its transliteration "Ikoroshia" +# JP: イコロシア +# Official release: +# SUPER DANGANRONPA 2 ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK +# スーパーダンガンロンパ2 オリジナルサウンドトラック +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/34314 +Artists: +- Danganronpa +- Masafumi Takada +Duration: '4:42' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg7xUQWZU_o +--- Track: Hotel Mario # No official release Artists: @@ -1716,6 +2349,20 @@ Artists: URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNYL4w-qxcE --- +Track: Hyrule Field Main Theme +# THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: Twilight Princess HD ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK +# ゼルダの伝説 トワイライトプリンセス HD オリジナルサウンドトラック +# Official release: +# ハイラル平原(メインテーマ) +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/59413 +Artists: +- The Legend of Zelda +- Koji Kondo +Duration: '3:25' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6JgG__XbRA +--- Track: Icirrus City # JP: セッカシティ # Official release: @@ -1922,6 +2569,14 @@ URLs: - https://joelnielsen.bandcamp.com/track/lambda-core - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTvYl4IgEcM --- +Track: Last Battle +# The original Cave Story's soundtrack hasn't been officially released. +Artists: +- Cave Story +- Daisuke Amaya +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMhMck1Uwms +--- Track: Layton's Theme # JP: レイトン教授のテーマ # Official release: @@ -1955,6 +2610,15 @@ Lyrics: |- Whoa, you go big guy! Pose for the fans! --- +Track: Epona's Song +# Unreleased fragment of "LonLon Ranch" (or the other way around?), played in ocarina +Artists: +- The Legend of Zelda +- Koji Kondo +Duration: '0:08' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oNyPb5HsC0 +--- Track: Lonely Rolling Star # Official release: # 塊魂サウンドトラック「塊フォルテッシモ魂」 @@ -2152,6 +2816,156 @@ Artists: URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKfXsTkA71I --- +Track: Open Your Heart +# From SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 10th Anniversary +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/2072 +Artists: +- Sonic the Hedgehog +- Crush 40 +Duration: '5:13' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fo__Sh0nIg +Lyrics: |- + AAAALLLLLLLRIGHT!!! + + Thunder, rain and lightning + Danger, water rising + Clamor, sirens wailing + It's such a bad sign + + Shadows, dark creatures + Steel clouds floating in the air + People run for shelter + What's gonna happen to us? + + All the steps we take, all the moves we make, all the pain at stake. + + I see the chaos for everyone. Who are we? What can we do? + + You and I are same in the way that we have our own styles that we won't change + Yours is filled with evil and mine is not + There is no way I can lose! + + Can't hold on much longer + But I will never let go! + I know it's a one way track + Tell me now how long this'll last! + I'm not gonna think this way + Nor will I count on others! + Close my eyes and feel it burn + Now I see what I gotta do! + Open your heart, it's gonna be alright. + + Ancient cities blazing + Shadows keep attacking + Little children crying + Confusion, hopeless anger + + I don't know what it can be, but you drive me crazy! + All your cunning tricks make me sick, you won't have it your own way! + + Can't hold on much longer + But I will never let go! + I know it's a one way track + Tell me now how long this'll last! + I'm not gonna think this way + Nor will I count on others! + Close my eyes and feel it burn + Now I see what I gotta do! + Open your heart...and you will see! + + [Guitar solo] + + Alright!! Yeah...! + + If it won't stop, there will be no future for us + Its heart's tied down by all the hate, gotta set him free! + + I know it's a one way track + Tell me now how long this'll last! + Close my eyes and feel it burn + Now I see what I gotta do! + Gotta open your heart, dude! + + Can't hold on much longer + But I will never let go! + I know it's a one way track! + Tell me now how long this'll last! + I'm not gonna think this way! + Nor will I count on others! + Close my eyes and feel it burn! + Now I see what I gotta do! + Open your heart, it's gonna be alright! Yeah! + + Open your heart! + + Yeah! + + Open your heart! + + Yeah, yeeeahhhh... +--- +Track: Otherworld +# Official release: +# FINAL FANTASY IX Original Soundtrack +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/7 +Artists: +- Final Fantasy +- Nobuo Uematsu +Contributors: +- Bill Muir +Duration: '3:15' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9dEu29RY44 +Lyrics: |- + Go now if you want it An otherworld awaits you + Don't you give up on it You bite the hand that feeds you + + All alone cold fields you wander + Memories of it cloud your sight + Fills your dreams, disturbs your slumber + Lost your way a fallen knight + + Hold now aim is steady An otherworld awaits you + One thousand years--you ready? The otherworld it takes you + + Go go into the sand and the dust and the sky + Go now no better plan than to do or to die + Free me pray to the faith in the face of the light + Feed me fill me with sin now get ready to fight + You know you will + You know you will + You know you know you know you know that you will + You know you know you know you know that you will + You know you will + + Fight fight fight + Fight fight fight + Fight fight fight + Fight fight fight + + Hope dies and you wander The otherworld it makes you + Dreams they rip asunder The otherworld it hates you + Free now ride up on it Up to the heights it takes you + Go now if you want it An otherworld awaits you +--- +Track: Overworld Adventure Part 2 +# JP: 汽車フィールド その2(メインテーマ) +# The Spirit Tracks soundtrack was never individually released. +# Official release: +# The 30th Anniversary The Legend of Zelda Game Music Collection +# 30周年記念盤 ゼルダの伝説 ゲーム音楽集 +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/60670 +Artists: +- The Legend of Zelda +- Toru Minegishi +Duration: '3:16' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHO99vuOIWI +--- Track: Phoenix Wright - Objection! 2001 # JP: 成歩堂龍一 ～異議あり！ 2001 # Official release: @@ -2246,6 +3060,33 @@ Duration: '0:34' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xlMErV9Fts --- +Track: Redial +# JP: redial +# Official release: +# "Bomberman Hero" Original Soundtrack +# ボンバーマンヒーロー オリジナル・サウンドトラック +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/270 +Artists: +- Jun Chikuma +Duration: '2:14' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPb2xhiyBXE +--- +Track: Rhythm Code +# Vastly better known as "Puzzle Room" +# JP: プログラリズム +# Official release: +# 星のカービィ ロボボプラネット オリジナルサウンドトラック +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/63000 +Artists: +- Kirby +- Hirokazu Ando +Duration: '1:37' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_MZrBB254 +--- Track: Right-Hand Remix # (See Left-Hand Remix for release info) Artists: @@ -2495,6 +3336,20 @@ Duration: '1:14' URLs: - https://youtu.be/vJIjtjGUR9Q?t=401 --- +Track: Slums of Basset +# JP: 戦艦スラム・バセット +# Official release: +# Solatorobo それからCODAへ パーフェクトサウンドトラック +# Solatorobo Perfect Sound Track +# Reference: +# https://vgmdb.net/album/35564 +Artists: +- Solatorobo +- Chikayo Fukuda +Duration: '2:03' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9aPeTnXeI +--- Track: Smiles and Tears # (See Eight Melodies, no official soundtrack release) Artists: @@ -2671,6 +3526,21 @@ Duration: '2:00' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMSCjGJp8Gk --- +Track: Lights, Camera, Action! +# Or "Studiopolis Zone Act 1" +# Official release: +# Sonic Mania (Original Soundtrack) [Selected Edition] +# Reference +# https://vgmdb.net/album/74207 +Artists: +- Sonic the Hedgehog +- Tee Lopes +Duration: '3:07' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIWyZmFSep0 +Lyrics: |- + Ding, ding, ding +--- Track: Super Dry Dance # (See Eight Melodies, no official soundtrack release) Artists: @@ -3219,6 +4089,31 @@ Duration: '3:20' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpbHlXPmmcE --- +Track: Big Bad Beetleborgs Theme +Artists: +- Billy Forrester +- Jeremy Sweet +Duration: '1:03' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/prmhub/big-bad-beetleborgs-theme +Lyrics: |- + Three Typical Average kids + inside a haunted mansion + Just by a chance freed a ghost + who made them Beetleborgs + Beetleborgs! + Big Bad Beetleborgs + Big Bad Beetleborgs! + Hey look now + they're superheroes + with all these superpowers + Cool! + Taken from a comic strip + and now they're Beetleborgs + Beetleborgs! + Big Bad Beetleborgs + Big Bad Beetleborgs! +--- Track: BLOODY STREAM Artists: - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure @@ -3435,6 +4330,36 @@ Lyrics: |- Hear what Captain Planet has to say! (The power is YOURS!) --- +Track: Casin +Artists: +- glue70 +Duration: '1:46' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z1h2VE0hzs +Lyrics: |- + Gives me her love + oh stay + to please the girl and be her + Gives me her love + oh stay + to please the girl + Gives me her love + oh stay + to please the girl and be her + You're the one, the one for me + + + + Gives me her love + oh stay + to please the girl and be + Gives me her love + oh stay + to please the girl + Gives me her love + oh stay + to please the girl and be her +--- Track: chase Artists: - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure @@ -3848,6 +4773,17 @@ Lyrics: |- Oh boy, it's swell to say, Good morning U.S.A.! Good morning U.S.A.! --- +Track: Gravity Falls Main Title Theme +# Seems to have licensing issues, hard to find official links for +# Not to be confused with a false "full version", 0:41 is all there is +# Source: https://gravityfalls.fandom.com/wiki/Gravity_Falls_Main_Title_Theme +Artists: +- Brad Breeck +Duration: '0:41' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2DUpDxFJyg +- https://open.spotify.com/track/0DhnpIeCaMp85Jyc39sUBy +--- Track: Haven't You Noticed (I'm A Star) Artists: - Steven Universe @@ -4094,6 +5030,35 @@ Duration: '3:54' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdXoDwGQT78 --- +Track: Jimmy Neutron Theme Song +# Source: https://jimmyneutron.fandom.com/wiki/Jimmy_Neutron_Theme_Song +Artists: +- Brian Causey +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxNwKACbjA +Lyrics: |- + (3, 2, 1!) + (Gotta blast!) + + From here to the stars + Fueled by candy bars + Rides a kid with a knack + For invention + (Aah!) + + With a super-powered mind + A mechanical canine + (Bark, bark!) + He rescues the day from sure destruction + (He-he-help!) + + This is the theme song… + (AAAAAH!) + + Of Jimmy Neutron! + (Bark, bark!) + (Daah!) +--- Track: JoJo ~Sono Chi no Sadame~ Artists: - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure @@ -4235,6 +5200,96 @@ Lyrics: |- Lapis Lazuli, you fled into the bottom of the sea Lapis Lazuli, you were so mad, but then you came around to me --- +Track: '"Libera me" from hell' +Artists: +- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann +- Taku Iwasaki +Duration: '4:43' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE +Lyrics: |- + [Requiem aeternam. Dona eis, Domine] + Do the impossible, see the invisible + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Power to the peeps, power for the dream + Still missing piece scattering, so incomplete + We be the most incredible soldier from underground + See how easy they all fall down + Digging to the core to see the light + Let's get out of here babe, that's the way to survive + You're top of the head, I'm on the set + Do the impossible, don't you wanna bet? + Cuz, a lot of things changed, we be waiting in vain + If you wanna get by, no pain no gain + Wow! fakers wanna test me again + Sorry, my rhyme's gonna snatch your brain, yo + I'm still starving for the straight up sh** + We gonna make it happen with the crazy rap sk** + Get ready to rumble, now is the time, uh huh + If you ain't know, now you know + (Good luck fellows!) + [Libera me, Domine, de morte aeterna + In die illa tremenda. in die illa + Quando coeli movendi sunt et terra + Dum veneris judicare + Saeculum per ignem + Tremens factus sum ego et timeo + Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira.] + 2nd verse dedicates to the real peeps + What we got to say is so real thing + Cuz, revolution ain't never gonna televise + Kicking the mad flow, microphone phenotype + Ppen your third eye, seeing through the overground + I'm about to hit you with the scream from the underground + Whole city is covered with the cyber flavor + "G" is in your area, one of the toughest enigma + [Dies illa, dies irae + Calamitatis et miseriae] + Do the impossible, see the invisible [Dies illa] + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + + Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable [Dies magna] + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + What you gonna do is what you wanna do [Et amara valde] + Just break the rule, then you see the truth + This is the theme of "G" coming through baby! [Et amara valde] + Raw! raw! fight the power! + FIGHT THE POWER!! + Do the impossible, see the invisible [Requiem aeternam] + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + What you gonna do is what you wanna do [Dona eis Domine] + Just break the rule, then you see the truth (Raw! Raw! Fight the power!) + This is the theme of "G" coming through baby! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Do the impossible, see the invisible [Requiem aeternam] + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + What you gonna do is what you wanna do [Dona eis Requiem] + Just break the rule, then you see the truth (Raw! Raw! Fight the power!) + This is the theme of "G" coming through baby! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + What you gonna do is what you wanna do [Et lux perpetua luceat eis] + Just break the rule, then you see the truth + This is the theme of "G" coming through baby! + Raw! raw! fight the power! + Do the impossible, see the invisible [Libera me, Domine.] + Raw! raw! fight the power! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! [Libera me, Domine] + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! + Raw! Raw! Fight the power! +--- Track: Mailtime Artists: - Blue's Clues @@ -4520,6 +5575,72 @@ Lyrics: |- Is there anything that's worth more Than peace and love on the planet Earth --- +Track: Pokémon Theme (Gotta Catch 'Em All) +Artists: +- artist:pokemon +- John Siegler +- John Loeffler +Contributors: +- Jason Paige (vocals) +Duration: '3:22' +Lyrics: |- + I wanna be the very best + Like no one ever was + To catch them is my real test + To train them is my cause + + I will travel across the land + Searching far and wide + Teach Pokemon to understand + The power that's inside + + Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! (It's you and me) + I know it's my destiny, + Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend + In a world we must defend + Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! (A heart so true) + Our courage will pull us through, + + You teach me and I'll teach you, + Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all, (gotta catch 'em all!) + + Yeah! + + Every challenge along the way + With courage I will face + I will battle every day + To claim my rightful place + Come with me, + The time is right, + There's no better team + Arm in arm we'll win the fight! + It's always been our dream! + + Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! (It's you and me) + I know it's my destiny, + Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend + In a world we must defend + Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! (A heart so true) + Our courage will pull us through, + + You teach me and I'll teach you, + Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all, (gotta catch 'em all!) + + Gotta catch'em all! + + Gotta catch'em all! + Gotta catch'em all! Yeah! + + Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! (It's you and me) + I know it's my destiny, + Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend + In a world we must defend + Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! (A heart so true) + Our courage will pull us through + + You teach me and I'll teach you, + Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all, (gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!) +--- Track: Potato Knishes Artists: - Ratboy Genius @@ -4603,6 +5724,25 @@ Lyrics: |- Da-da-da-dee-da-da dum Da-da-da-da-dee-da-da-doo --- +Track: Ratboy Genius Theme Song +Artists: +- Ratboy Genius +- Ryan Dorin +Duration: '2:12' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iw1EnLvm88 +- https://ratboygenius.bandcamp.com/track/ratboy-genius-theme-song +Lyrics: |- + Knock knock! + It's me the Ratboy Genius! + I just came over to say hi. + I am the little Ratboy Genius. + I hope we have a happy time. + Wee! I am the Ratboy Genius! + Wee! I am the Ratboy Genius! + I live in Ratboy's Kingdom. + Yay for me the Ratboy Genius! +--- Track: Red Like Roses Part II Artists: - RWBY @@ -4736,6 +5876,13 @@ Duration: '0:52' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6g5zrz1O-w --- +Track: Smack +Artists: +- SHADOWFOX2 +Duration: '5:16' +URLs: +- https://khonjinhouseost.bandcamp.com/track/smack +--- Track: Snow halation Artists: - Love Live! @@ -4783,6 +5930,61 @@ Lyrics: |- Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne (<i>Even in this mild fever, I can't hesitate</i>) Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start! (<i>I'll accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!</i>) --- +Track: Solid State Scouter +# Also known as "Bardock's Theme" +Artists: +- Dragon Ball +- Tokio +Duration: '4:41' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm77VCkf_do +Lyrics: |- + Happyaku (<i>800</i>) + Happyaku-gojû (<i>850</i>) + Kyûhyaku-nijû (<i>920</i>) + Sen-sanjû (<i>1,030</i>) + + Sanzen-nihyaku (<i>3,200</i>) + Gosen-gohyaku (<i>5,500</i>) + Hassen-nanahyaku (<i>8,700</i>) + Ichiman-sanzen (<i>13,000</i>) + Niman-rokusen (<i>26,000</i>) + Yonman-sanzen (<i>43,000</i>) + Goman-rokusen (<i>56,000</i>) + Rokuman-yonsen (<i>64,000</i>) + + Nisen-ippyaku (<i>2,100</i>) + Sanzen-yonhyaku (<i>3,400</i>) + Yonsen-roppyaku (<i>4,600</i>) + Gosen-nihyaku (<i>5,200</i>) + + Hassen-gohyaku (<i>8,500</i>) + Ichiman-nisen (<i>12,000</i>) + Niman-kyûsen (<i>29,000</i>) + Yonman-sanzen (<i>43,000</i>) + + Sanman-gosen (<i>35,000</i>) + Yonman-nisen (<i>42,000</i>) + Yonman-hassen (<i>48,000</i>) + Goman-sanzen (<i>53,000</i>) + Rokuman-issen (<i>61,000</i>) + Rokuman-kyûsen (<i>69,000</i>) + Nanaman-sanzen (<i>73,000</i>) + Hachiman-nisen (<i>82,000</i>) + Kyûman (<i>90,000</i>) + Jûman-issen (<i>101,000</i>) + Jûman-gosen (<i>105,000</i>) + Jûichiman-issen (<i>111,000</i>) + Jûniman-gosen (<i>125,000</i>) + Jûsanman-hassen (<i>138,000</i>) + Jûyonman-gosen (<i>145,000</i>) + Jûgoman-nisen (<i>152,000</i>) + Jûrokuman-issen (<i>161,000</i>) + Jûnanaman-sanzen (<i>173,000</i>) + Jûkyûman-gosen (<i>195,000</i>) + Nijûniman (<i>220,000</i>) + Gojûsanman (<i>530,000</i>) +--- Track: Space Jam Artists: - Space Jam @@ -5248,6 +6450,57 @@ Lyrics: |- Which is the worst crime of all So you're going to hang! --- +Track: The Creativity Song +Artists: +- 405Okced +Duration: '2:58' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGR2EuMs1sc +Lyrics: |- + What's your favorite idea? + Mine is being creative + How do you get the idea? + I just try to think creatively + Now when you look at this orange, + Tell me please, what do you see? + It's just a boring old orange! + Maybe to you, but not to me + I see a silly face! (wow!) + Walking around and smiling at me + I don't see what you mean + 'Cause you're not thinking creatively! + So take a look at my hair (Cool!) + I use my hair to express myself + That sounds really boring + I use my hair to express myself + Now when you stare at the clouds in the sky + Don't you find it exciting? (No) + Come on, take another look (Oh right!) + I can see a hat, I can see a cat + I can see a man with a baseball bat + I can see a dog, I can see a frog + + + + I can see a ladder leaning on a log + Think you're getting the hang of it now + Using your minds, to have a good time + I might paint a picture of a clown + Whoa there, friend, you might need to slow down! + Here's another good tip! (Yeah?) + Of how to be a creative wit + Kids, go and collect some leaves and sticks + And arrange them into your favorite color + Blue! Red! Green! + Green is not a creative color + There's one more thing that you need to know + Before you let your creativity flow + Listen to your heart, listen to the rain + Listen to the voices in your brain + Come on guys, let's get creative! + Get creative! + Now, let's all agree to never be creative again +--- Track: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Artists: - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly @@ -5282,7 +6535,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the P.I Horatio the Horat so big-eyed Tito Dick, "Dickman" baby - He reaised Phil and loves the ladies + He raised Phil and loves the ladies Jack is cool and he's lazy, he's still learnin' Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin (Ooh.) @@ -6193,6 +7446,42 @@ Lyrics: |- Now I know my ABCs Next time, won't you sing with me? --- +Track: Auld Lang Syne +Artists: +- Traditional +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA8IWhBIev0 +Lyrics: |- + Should old acquaintance be forgot, + and never brought to mind? + Should old acquaintance be forgot, + and auld lang syne? + + For auld lang syne, my dear, + for auld lang syne, + we'll take a cup of kindness yet, + for auld lang syne. + + And surely you'll buy your pint cup! + and surely I'll buy mine! + And we'll take a cup o' kindness yet, + for auld lang syne. + + We two have run about the hills, + and picked the daisies fine; + But we've wandered many a weary foot, + since auld lang syne. + + We two have paddled in the stream, + from morning sun till dine; + But seas between us broad have roared + since auld lang syne. + + And there's a hand my trusty friend! + And give me a hand o' thine! + And we'll take a right good-will draught, + for auld lang syne. +--- Track: Bedelia Artists: - William Jerome (lyrics) @@ -6245,6 +7534,12 @@ Lyrics: |- I've made up my mind to steal ya, steal ya, steal ya Bedelia dear! --- +Track: Bridal Chorus +Artists: +- Richard Wagner +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFTnFErJEu4 +--- Track: Canon in D Artists: - Johann Pachelbel @@ -8811,6 +10106,111 @@ Lyrics: |- Badger badger badger badger Mushroom mushroom! --- +Track: Bangarang +Artists: +- Skrillex +Duration: '3:21' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR2XilcGYOo +Lyrics: |- + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + Bangarang! Bass! + + Bangarang + You feel the + Bangarang + You feel the bass + + Bangarang + You feel the + Bangarang + You feel the bass + + Ayy! + Lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + Bangarang! + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout + Ayy! Ayy! Bangarang! Bass! + + You feel the + + You feel the + + You feel the + + Bangarang. Bass! + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + Bangarang! Bass! + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + We rowdy + + Shout to all my lost boys + Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys + Bangarang! Bass! + + You feel the + + You feel the + + Bangarang + + You feel the + + Bangarang + + You feel the bass + + Hey, still ain't got my marbles, but I got these beats banging out the back of my toy car + Aye yo! I'm eating fun-dip right now, not giving a fuck. +--- Track: Bassline Junkie Artists: - Dizzee Rascal @@ -9124,6 +10524,81 @@ Lyrics: |- Puff Daddy, Biggie Smalls, Junior M.A.F.I.A Represent, baby, baby, uh --- +Track: Blue (Da Ba Dee) (DJ Ponte Ice Pop Mix) +Directory: 'blue-eiffel-65' +Artists: +- Eiffel 65 +Duration: '6:26' +Lyrics: |- + Yo, listen up, here's the story + About a little guy that lives in a blue world + And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue + Like him, inside and outside + Blue his house with a blue little window + And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him + And himself and everybody around + 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen, to listen) + + I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + + I have a blue house with a blue window + Blue is the colour of all that I wear + Blue are the streets and all the trees are too + I have a girlfriend and she is so blue + Blue are the people here that walk around + Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside + Blue are the words I say and what I think + Blue are the feelings that live inside me + + I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + + I have a blue house with a blue window + Blue is the colour of all that I wear + Blue are the streets and all the trees are too + I have a girlfriend and she is so blue + Blue are the people here that walk around + Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside + Blue are the words I say and what I think + Blue are the feelings that live inside me + + I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + + Inside and outside + Blue his house with a blue little window + And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him + And himself and everybody around + 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen) + + I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di + Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di +--- Track: Bodies Artists: - Drowning Pool @@ -9851,6 +11326,30 @@ Lyrics: |- Shadows fall, let me out, hear my call (I'm lost) And I'll always believe, creeping in my soul --- +Track: Crime Sheen Inc. +Artists: +- NewPlumOrder +Duration: '0:27' +Referenced Tracks: +- Feel Good Inc. +Sampled Tracks: +- Jimmy Neutron +- Feel Good Inc. +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfEyeBNih_Q +Lyrics: |- + No way Sheen, + No way Sheen, + You're not as big a fan as Jimmy's dad as I am! + Oh yeah? What's his favorite color? + It's PIE! + HAH it's magenta! + Old daddy is bye-bye baby, I'm going all the way to the top. + Concerts, movies, maybe an animated animat-! + Nothing's gonna stop me kid-kid-kid! + Dad I ugh... Please? + Okay, alright I get it... +--- Track: Crystal Kingdom - Part One Artists: - Griffin McElroy @@ -10016,6 +11515,121 @@ URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/diamond-dust - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bfC_-fWy84 --- +Track: Discordant +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Duration: '2:24' +URLs: +- https://johnjrenns.bandcamp.com/track/discordant-2 +Lyrics: |- + here we go again + makin some music and shit + just open that FL studio + the easiest thing to do, hey + + yeah thats right + ill open that sgm + the piano roll will be my domain + whats so fucking hard bout that + + But i do have to admit + this lifes not that easy as it sounds + theres just one little problem + something about my melody + + its Discordant + why is it so damn hard to find the right harmony + its so Discordant + listen to it then youll see + its so Discordant + + alright then + i think ive figured it out + theres something wrong about the chord progression + ive just gotta fix that then + but it looks + like the chord is all fine and nice + then is it the fucking scale thats off + i dont know cause its too confusing + + maybe this life isnt for me + maybe i should give up and quit composing + no no no I cant say that + even if its hard its so fun + + its Discordant + look at all these people saying my music sucks but + its really alright and well + this is the life ive chosen + ill believe in it + + PIANO SOLO + + wait + there we go, sorry + + its Discordant + why is it so damn hard to find the right harmony + its so Discordant + listen to it then youll see + its so Discordant + + its so discordant. +--- +Track: Divinity +Artists: +- Porter Robinson +Contributors: +- Amy Millan (vocals) +Duration: '6:07' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si81bIoZRJQ +Lyrics: |- + Lean into my side + Never felt alive + Call the chance and sigh + We will wait for this + We will wait for this + + Lean into my side + Never felt alive + Call the chance and sigh + We will wait for this + We will wait for this + + Lean into my side + Never felt alive + Call the chance and sigh + + We will wait for this + We will wait for this + We will wait for this + We will wait for this + + Lean into my side + Never felt alive + Call the chance and sigh + We will wait for this + We will wait for this + + Lean into my side + Never felt alive + Call the chance and sigh + + We will wait for this + We will wait for this + We will wait for this + We will wait for this + + Lean into my side + Never felt alive + Call the chance and sigh + + Lean into my side + Never felt alive + Call the chance and sigh + You see right through me +--- Track: Do Your Best Artists: - Geethanjali Kids @@ -10137,6 +11751,51 @@ Lyrics: |- And if you should fall Remember you almost had it all --- +Track: Drain You +Artists: +- Nirvana +Duration: '3:43' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJUpHxlJUNQ +Lyrics: |- + One baby to another says, "I'm lucky to have met you" + I don't care what you think unless it is about me + It is now my duty to completely drain you + I travel through a tube and end up in your infection + + Chew your meat for you + Pass it back and forth + In a passionate kiss + From my mouth to yours + I like you + + With eyes so dilated, I've become your pupil + You taught me everything without a poison apple + The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student + Indebted and so grateful, vacuum out the fluids + + Chew your meat for you + Pass it back and forth + In a passionate kiss + From my mouth to yours + I like you + + You, you, you + You, you, you + + One baby to another says, "I'm lucky to have met you" + I don't care what you think unless it is about me + It is now my duty to completely drain you + I travel through a tube and end up in your infection + + Chew your meat for you + Pass it back and forth + In a passionate kiss + From my mouth to yours + Sloppy lips to lips + You're my vitamins + I like you +--- Track: Dramophone Artists: - Caravan Palace @@ -10287,6 +11946,13 @@ Lyrics: |- Snoop Snoop --- +Track: Dust +Artists: +- M.O.O.N. +Duration: '5:00' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpRUKLKCY-w +--- Track: Earth Artists: - Smile @@ -10444,6 +12110,60 @@ Lyrics: |- Everything is goin' my way Yumm --- +Track: Epitaph +Artists: +- King Crimson +Duration: '8:46' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrpFxHfppI +Lyrics: |- + The wall on which the prophets wrote + Is cracking at the seams + Upon the instruments of death + The sunlight brightly gleams + When every man is torn apart + With nightmares and with dreams + Will no one lay the laurel wreath + When silence drowns the screams + + Confusion will be my epitaph + As I crawl a cracked and broken path + If we make it we can all sit back and laugh + But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + + Between the iron gates of fate + The seeds of time were sown + And watered by the deeds of those + Who know and who are known + Knowledge is a deadly friend + If no one sets the rules + The fate of all mankind I see + Is in the hands of fools + + The wall on which the prophets wrote + Is cracking at the seams + Upon the instruments of death + The sunlight brightly gleams + When every man is torn apart + With nightmares and with dreams + Will no one lay the laurel wreath + When silence drowns the screams + + Confusion will be my epitaph + As I crawl a cracked and broken path + If we make it we can all sit back and laugh + But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + Crying + Crying + Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying + Crying +--- Track: Everybody Everybody Artists: - Black Box @@ -10881,6 +12601,40 @@ Lyrics: |- It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep Because my dreams are bursting at the seams --- +Track: Fly Me To The Moon +# This track tecnically originally came out in 1954 by Kaye Ballard as "In Other Words" +# But basically everyone referencing it is referencing the Frank Sinatra version +# ...or the Evangelion version +Artists: +- Frank Sinatra +Duration: '2:30' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM +Lyrics: |- + Fly me to the moon + Let me play among the stars + Let me see what spring is like + On a-Jupiter and Mars + + In other words: hold my hand + In other words: baby, kiss me + + Fill my heart with song + And let me sing for ever more + You are all I long for + All I worship and adore + + In other words: please, be true + In other words: I love you + + Fill my heart with song + Let me sing for ever more + You are all I long for + All I worship and adore + + In other words: please, be true + In other words, in other words: I love you +--- Track: Friday Artists: - Clarence Jey @@ -11330,6 +13084,159 @@ Lyrics: |- I still wish you the best With a "Fuck you!" --- +Track: Funkytown +Artists: +- Lipps Inc. +Duration: '7:50' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAC4ItP0xWM +Lyrics: |- + Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me + Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy + + Well, I talk about it, talk about it + Talk about it, talk about it + Talk about, talk about + Talk about movin' + + Gotta move on + Gotta move on + Gotta move on + + A-won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + + Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me + Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy + + Well, I talk about it, talk about it + Talk about it, talk about it + Talk about, talk about + Talk about movin' + + Gotta move on + Gotta move on + Gotta move on + + A-won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + Won't you take me to Funkytown? + + Won't you take me down to Funkytown? + Won't you take me down to Funkytown? + Won't you take me down to Funkytown? + Won't you take me down to Funkytown? + + (Won't you take me to) Funkytown? + (Won't you take me to) Funkytown? + (Won't you take me to) Funkytown? + (Won't you take me to) Funkytown? + + Take me, won't you take me? + Take me, won't you take me? + Take me, won't you take me? + Take me, won't you take me? + + I wanna go to Funkytown + I wanna go to Funkytown + I wanna go to Funkytown + I wanna go to Funkytown +--- +Track: Galo Sengen +# Also known as ポリスマン／GAL男宣言 +Artists: +- POLICEMAN +Duration: '3:46' +Lyrics: |- + Nichi saro ni itte hada o yaku (<i>Every day, exposing my skin to the sun</i>) + + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GAL - O sengen + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GAL - O sengen + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GAL - O sengen + GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! Fu Fu -! + + Osu oregyaru otoko hajimemashita (<i>I officially started as a male Gyaru</i>) + B-kei sotsugyō pantsu pitapita (<i>Graduated B-style, tight-fitting underwear</i>) + Teyuu ka kinō mo Shibuya sukina tabemono wa shīzāsarada (<i>Speaking of which, I love the Caesar salad from Shibuya from yesterday</i>) + Ganguromesshu karakonrenzu paraparadansu no mō renshū (<i>Ganguro makeup, colored contact lenses, practicing Para Para dance</i>) + Paradaisu ni tōsui hyōgen-chū gyaru otoko STAY TUNE (<i>Expressing in a trance in paradise, Gyaru male STAY TUNE</i>) + Kimu jara gin jaragingiragin (oi!) (<i>Spangle, glare, and glittering</i>) + 109 Sēru wa jingi-nashi (oi!) (<i>The 109 sale is merciless</i>) + Zenshin baribari yappari bīsan (<i>The whole body is all muscular, definitely handsome</i>) + + Kinoko o tabemashita (<i>I ate mushrooms</i>) + (GO! GO! GO! GO!) + Toransu kikimashita (<i>I listened to trance music</i>) + (GO! GO! GO! GO!) + Chōshi agatte kita ~a (<i>I started feeling high</i>) + (GO! GO! GO! GO!) + Min'na ga daisukida (<i>Everyone loves it</i>) + (GO! GO! Fu Fu -!) + + Butcha ke maji de kanari yoku ne? (<i>Really good-looking, right?</i>) + Tsu ̄ ka wadai sōzen (<i>Always the topic of conversation</i>) + Buchi age haitenshon no hakai-ryoku de (<i>With the destructive power of being very high tension</i>) + GAL otoko no dai bōken OK? (<i>Gal guy's big adventure OK?</i>) + PARTY zombie ore wa nonki (<i>I'm a carefree party zombie</i>) + toriaezu kurabu chō daisuki (<i>First of all, I love clubs</i>) + Gashigashi odorou batchi koi yo (<i>Let's dance hard, come on!</i>) + nanka 1-nichi suge ̄ koi yo (<i>Somehow, today is so awesome</i>) + "Iketamenzugyaruonii-kei" (<i>"Cool-faced gyaru sister"</i>) + janru kankei naku oinihikude (<i>No matter the genre, I'm attracted to it</i>) + Tsuini deatta to shitte (hoshi) (<i>Finally realized when I met (wanted) her</i>) + ine chansu nanka sō sō mettani nai ze (<i>Such chances are very rare</i>) + Geki yaba kawa GAL kara kimoota made (<i>From super cool gyaru to creepy feelings</i>) + OK yorokonde! No kimottama de (<i>OK with pleasure! No weird vibes</i>) + Kono rappu like a hirotta Kimu hora pōn to tsukaeba (<i>This rap, like a picked up Kimu, feels good when used</i>) + Ore-tachi yappa saikō (<i>We are really the best</i>) + ikutsu ni natta tte majisaikō (<i>No matter how old, still the best</i>) + Muteki no mōdo saikyō densetsu (<i>Unbeatable mode, legendary strongest</i>) + home rarete nobiru taipu de ̄ su (<i>Type that gets praised and grows</i>) + Sentā hashitte kire o ane-kei (oi!) (<i>Running to the center, love the older sister vibe</i>) + Gangan'api tte soku ban GET (oi!) (<i>Very appealing, immediately GET</i>) + Chaku kyo / Manatari wanko/ dota tte mo + + Kinoko o tabemashita (<i>I ate mushrooms</i>) + (GO! GO! GO! GO!) + Toransu kikimashita (<i>I listened to trance music</i>) + (GO! GO! GO! GO!) + Chōshi agatte kita ~a (<i>I started feeling high</i>) + (GO! GO! GO! GO!) + Min'na ga daisukida (<i>Everyone loves it</i>) + (GO! GO! Fu Fu -!) + + Berfāre (<i>Belfry</i>) + egzairu (<i>Exile</i>) + donkihōte- (<i>Don Quixote</i>) + uka hiroba (<i>Plaza above</i>) + Mino monta (<i>Mino Monta - a television presenter</i>) + A life (eraifu) (<i>A life</i>) + bishamonten (<i>Bishamonten - Buddhist deity</i>) + babanbabanbanban (<i>Sound effect, like bam-bam-bam</i>) + (Gakkō shūshoku kekkon rōgo) (<i>School, job hunting, marriage, retirement</i>) + + Kinoko o tabemashita (<i>I ate mushrooms</i>) + (GO! GO! GO! GO!) + Toransu kikimashita (<i>I listened to trance music</i>) + (GO! GO! GO! GO!) + Chōshi agatte kita ~a (<i>I started feeling high</i>) + (GO! GO! GO! GO!) + Min'na ga daisukida (<i>Everyone loves it</i>) + (GO! GO! Fu Fu -!) +--- Track: Gangnam Style Artists: - PSY @@ -11742,6 +13649,54 @@ Duration: '0:53' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHUZiVXdaUI --- +Track: Heart-Shaped Box +Artists: +- Nirvana +Duration: '4:39' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8 +Lyrics: |- + She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak + I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks + I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap + I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black + + Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint + Forever in debt to your priceless advice + Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint + Forever in debt to your priceless advice + Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint + Forever in debt to your priceless advice + Your advice + + Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet + Cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath + Broken hymen of 'Your Highness', I'm left black + Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back + + Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint + Forever in debt to your priceless advice + Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint + Forever in debt to your priceless advice + Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint + Forever in debt to your priceless advice + Your advice + + She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak + I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks + I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap + I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black + + Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint + Forever in debt to your priceless advice + Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint + Forever in debt to your priceless advice + Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint + Forever in debt to your priceless advice + Your advice + Your advice + Your advice +--- Track: Heart of the Creator Artists: - Rob Diaz-Marino @@ -12053,6 +14008,23 @@ Lyrics: |- [goat screaming], [goat screaming] Trouble, trouble, trouble --- +Track: 'Intro: I Switched My Robot Off' +Artists: +- Gorillaz +Duration: '0:24' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i0rXZcEyIA +Lyrics: |- + I switched my robot off + And I know more + But retain less + Retain less + -tain less + -tain less + Less + Less + Less +--- Track: I'm A Believer Artists: - Neil Diamond @@ -13017,6 +14989,81 @@ Lyrics: |- (Sometimes when I'm driving on the road at night, I see two headlights coming toward me, fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion: the sound of shattering glass, the flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.) --- +Track: KARATE +Artists: +- BABYMETAL +Duration: '4:23' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA +Lyrics: |- + Seiya sessesse seiya. (<i>Seiya shining bright, seiya.</i>) + Seiya sessesse seiya. (<i>Seiya shining bright, seiya.</i>) + Soiya sossosso soiya. (<i>Soiya echoing strong, soiya.</i>) + Soiya sossosso soiya. (<i>Soiya echoing strong, soiya.</i>) + + (Ossu.) Namida koborete mo (<i>(Alright.) Even if tears spill out,</i>) + (Ossu.) tachimukatte yukooze! (<i>(Alright.) Let's stand up and face it!</i>) + + Hitasura seiya soiya tatakau-nda (<i>With determination, seiya, soiya, we'll fight,</i>) + kobushi o motto kokoro o motto (<i>With more clenched fists, with more heart,</i>) + zenbu zenbu togisumashite. (<i>Sharpening everything, everything.</i>) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + + Mada mada seiya soiya tatakau-nda (<i>Still, seiya, soiya, we'll continue to fight,</i>) + kanashiku natte tachiagare-naku natte mo. (<i>Even if we become sad, even if we can't stand up.</i>) + (Aa ossu ossu.) (<i>(Ah, alright, alright.)</i>) + + Seiya sessesse seiya. (<i>Seiya shining bright, seiya.</i>) + Seiya sessesse seiya. (<i>Seiya shining bright, seiya.</i>) + Soiya sossosso soiya. (<i>Soiya echoing strong, soiya.</i>) + Soiya soso soiya. (<i>Soiya echoing, soiya.</i>) + + (Ossu.) Kokoro orarete mo (<i>(Alright.) Even if the heart is broken,</i>) + (Ossu.) tachimukatte yukooze! (<i>(Alright.) Let's stand up and face it!</i>) + + Hitasura seiya soiya tatakau-nda (<i>With determination, seiya, soiya, we'll fight,</i>) + kobushi o motto kokoro o motto (<i>With more clenched fists, with more heart,</i>) + zenbu zenbu togisumashite. (<i>Sharpening everything, everything.</i>) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + + Mada mada seiya soiya tatakau-nda (<i>Still, seiya, soiya, we'll continue to fight,</i>) + kanashiku natte tachiagare-naku natte mo. (<i>Even if we become sad, even if we can't stand up.</i>) + + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + + Seiya soiya tatakau-nda (<i>Seiya, soiya, we'll fight,</i>) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + zenbu zenbu togisumashite. (<i>Sharpening everything, everything.</i>) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + + Seiya soiya tatakau-nda (<i>Seiya, soiya, we'll fight,</i>) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + zenbu zenbu togisumashite. (<i>Sharpening everything, everything.</i>) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + + Hitasura seiya soiya tatakau-nda (<i>With determination, seiya, soiya, we'll fight,</i>) + kobushi o motto kokoro o motto (<i>With more clenched fists, with more heart,</i>) + zenbu zenbu togisumashite. (<i>Sharpening everything, everything.</i>) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + + Mada mada seiya soiya tatakau-nda (<i>Still, seiya, soiya, we'll continue to fight,</i>) + kanashiku natte tachiagare-naku natte mo. (<i>Even if we become sad, even if we can't stand up.</i>) + + Hashire! (<i>Run!</i>) + (Seiya soiya tatakau-nda) (<i>Seiya, soiya, we'll fight,</i>) + (zenbu zenbu togisumashite.) (<i>Sharpening everything, everything.</i>) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + + Hashire! (<i>Run!</i>) + (Seiya soiya tatakau-nda) (<i>Seiya, soiya, we'll fight,</i>) + (zenbu zenbu togisumashite.) (<i>Sharpening everything, everything.</i>) + + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) + (Wo'oo wo'oo wo'oo.) +--- Track: Killer Queen Artists: - Queen @@ -13097,6 +15144,72 @@ Commentary: |- A straight remix made as a soundtrack for <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flWuvkNWuS4">Dilbert 3</a>. Also known as 'robocop.mp3' or Space Station 13's 'Title2'. --- +Track: L.A. +Artists: +- The Party +Duration: '3:00' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n57gOxtGyow +Lyrics: |- + L.A., L.A .(L.A., L.A.) + + No work, all play + Every day in L.A + And those 9-5s + You gotta say bye-bye + Sipping on Mai Tais + With no tie + Lovin' these mamas, they ain't have no ties + But sometimes the city don't treat me right + But I love her anyway, 'cuz we party all night + And the way she moves + She got a bad attitude + Nasty ways, but she makes it look cute + If you could find me rollin' on the P.C.H + Sealin' with some baby, on my four fifty-eight + Got a real thick hind sittin' next to me + Got her hand in my lap saying "Ay Papi" + And the money and the fame like a moth to the flame + But baby anything, I'm-a love you just the same + + I've got a thing for you + You're the type of drug I could be addicted to + I've got a thing for you + L.A., L.A + + I've got a thing for you + + Round and round, let the city turn + Party in the hills, we can party in the burbs + Roof on fire, let it burn + Champagne in my hand, I'm not concerned + Next day fine, I'm try'na get live + Yoga in the morning at Rodeo Drive + Gotta look good when I hit the beach + Wanna wanna Malibu, just can't speed + Stuck in traffic, still lookin' fly + With the sun in my eye + Lovin' every minute of this L.A livin' + 'Cuz there ain't no limit + + I've got a thing for you + A-a-a-are, a-a-a-are, are you ready? + + His head is as big life in the hills + Forget your dreams, it must be fulfilled + The city's so full of hopes and dreams + If you look real close, it's busting at the seams + No casting couch, I got my own pad + You can sell your soul, I bought my own bags + Cattle calls may break my balls + Droppin' names never hurt me, see + Gold is how, through streets of hay [?] + 15 minutes with a chance of fame + Ask anybody and you'll know they'll say + They all wanna live and die in L.A! + + I've got a thing for you +--- Track: Land of Confusion Artists: - Genesis @@ -13232,6 +15345,83 @@ Lyrics: |- Lawnmower Lawnmower --- +Track: Let Me Hit It (Audiostalkers Remix) +Artists: +- Sporty-O +Duration: '2:25' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azm3xIkbAdI +Lyrics: |- + The music got her to + Make her body move + And when a body move, a body groove, a body oh + It got me feeling like + I wanna take her home + But I've been drinking like + I might not make it home + She got that body language when she strut her stuff + She a bad girl and I can't get enough + + Don't stop, get it girl + Rocking with the rhythm girl + Morning fun, type one night + Let me hit it, girl + Hit it girl + Hit it + + Drop it + + Mm, yeah + + Body move + + I'd really like for you to be my private dancer + Her body smoking + Did she die from cancer? + She dancing hard + Hard as good crack + + More fucking hook back + Back + Hook back + Back + + So if you with it girl + Then won't you roll with me? + Her body language had me hotter than a stolen jeep + + Cool me off, baby + I need an ice pack + The way she bended over and touched her toes + I really like that + + Fucking rock it + + Fuck + Fucking + Rock + Rock it + + Drop it + + Let me hit it, girl + + Mm, yeah + + Body move + + Drop it + Hit it + + Mm, yeah + + Hit it + + Body move + Rock it + Body groove + Rock it +--- Track: Life in Technicolor Artists: - Coldplay @@ -13527,6 +15717,51 @@ Commentary: |- <i>Niklink:</i> The song originates with Coward's 1932 revue "Words and Music"; no recording exists, however. Dinah Washington's 1961 version (her second time recording it) is the most popular and enduring version. --- +Track: Marble Soda +Artists: +- Shawn Wasabi +Duration: '2:49' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAeybdD5UoQ +Lyrics: |- + (Please enjoy it!) + + Pika! + I'm running this bitch + Imagination + Lemonade + Imagination + + D-D-Down + (Pichu!) + I gotta stay + D-D-Down + D-D-Down + Ka! + I gotta stay + D-D-Down + + D-D-Down + Oh, shut the fuck up, I got- + D-D-Down + D-D-Down + Ka! + I gotta stay + D-D-Down (Gotta stay) + + She depends on you + She depends on you + Am I tripping? + + Pends on you, depends on + She pend, oh oh, she pend + Oh, oh, oh, wasted, oh + Aye + Drop some D's on that bitch + + (Thank you very much!) + (Marble soda!) +--- Track: Marisa Stole the Precious Thing Artists: - IOSYS @@ -13603,6 +15838,35 @@ Lyrics: |- Gossungossungossungossungossungossungossungossungossungossungossungossungossungossungossungossun— (<i>Fiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinchfiveinch—</i>) [Unintelligible] --- +Track: Marry me? +Artists: +- DREAMS COME TRUE +Duration: '5:37' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a39mp3d_BpA +Lyrics: |- + Nemutteru toki mo anata yasashii no shitteru? (<i>Do you know you're gentle even when you're sleeping?</i>) + Woohoo itoshikute odeko ni kisu o shita (<i>Woohoo, I love you. I kissed your forehead.</i>) + Nandomo moufu watashi ni kakete kureru kara (<i>Because you keep covering me with the blanket many times.</i>) + Woohoo marumatte samui ni kimatteru (<i>Woohoo, curling up, it's decided that it's cold.</i>) + Dakara hanbun kakenaoshiterun datte ba (<i>That's why I'm trying to cover half of it again.</i>) + Woohoo neboke teru awatete modoshiteru (<i>Woohoo, you're half-asleep, hastily putting it back.</i>) + Dakara hanbun wa anata ni kakerun datte ba (<i>That's why I'm trying to cover you with half of it.</i>) + Woohoo okashii no mata zenbu kureteru (<i>Woohoo, it's funny, you're giving me everything again.</i>) + Yasashii jikan eien no kakera de tsukutta yubiwa ageru ne (<i>The gentle time, I'll give you the ring made from the fragments of eternity.</i>) + Arigato watashi o mitsukete kurete darlin'? (<i>Thank you for finding me, darlin'?</i>) + Kokoro ga sou shitai tte itteru (<i>My heart is saying it wants to be that way.</i>) + Issho ni iyou yo issho ni nemurou marry me? (<i>Let's be together, let's sleep together, marry me?</i>) + Unmei o futari de tashikame yo? (<i>Shall we verify our fate together?</i>) + Ude ni noseta atama omoku nai ka na? (<i>Isn't my head heavy when I lay it on your arm?</i>) + Kitto anata no koto dakara (<i>Because it's you, for sure.</i>) + Woohoo gaman shite shibire chatte ru no ka na? (<i>Woohoo, are you enduring and getting numb?</i>) + Yasashii kimochi mainichi sukoshi zutsu moratta biizu tsunaida (<i>Gentle feelings, every day, the beads we got little by little, connected them.</i>) + Arigato watashi o aishite kurete darlin'? (<i>Thank you for loving me, darlin'?</i>) + Kokoro ga mou hanarenai tte itteru (<i>My heart says it won't leave anymore.</i>) + Issho ni iyou yo issho ni nemurou marry me? (<i>Let's be together, let's sleep together, marry me?</i>) + Unmei no ito kata musubi shi chau yo? ii? darlin', marry me? (<i>Should I tie the thread of destiny tightly? Okay? Darlin', marry me?</i>) +--- Track: Master of Puppets Artists: - Metallica @@ -13934,6 +16198,287 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - Misirlou --- +Track: Mortal Man +Artists: +- Kendrick Lamar +Duration: '12:07' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axwpgn3GRMs +Lyrics: |- + Oh, oh, whoa + Uh, yeah + Uh, yeah + Uh + Yeah, uh + + The ghost of Mandela, hope my flows stay propellin' + Let these words be your Earth and moon, you consume every message + As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression + And with that being said, my nigga, let me ask this question: + + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + When shit hit the fan— + (One two, one two, one two) + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + + The ghost of Mandela, hope my flows stay propellin' + Let these words be your Earth and moon, you consume every message + As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression + And with that being said, my nigga, let me ask this question: + + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + Won't you look to your left and right? + Make sure you ask your friends + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + + Do you believe in me? Are you deceiving me? + Could I let you down easily, is your heart where it need to be? + Is your smile on permanent? Is your vow on lifetime? + Would you know where the sermon is if I died in this next line? + If I'm tried in a court of law, if the industry cut me off + If the government want me dead, plant cocaine in my car + Would you judge me a drug-head or see me as K. Lamar? + Or question my character and degrade me on every blog? + Want you to love me like Nelson, want you to hug me like Nelson + I freed you from being a slave in your mind, you're very welcome + You tell me my song is more than a song, it's surely a blessing + But a prophet ain't a prophet 'til they ask you this question: + + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + Won't you look to your left and right? + Make sure you ask your friends + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + + The ghost of Mandela, hope my flows stay propellin' + Let my words be your Earth and moon, you consume every message + As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression + And with that— + + Do you believe in me? How much you believe in her? + You think she gon' stick around if them 25 years occur? + You think he can hold you down when you down behind bars, hurt? + You think y'all on common ground if you promise to be the first? + Can you be immortalized without your life being expired? + Even though you share the same blood, is it worth the time? + Like, who got your best interest? + Like, how much are you dependent? + How clutch are the people that say they love you? + And who pretending? + How tough is your skin when they turn you in? + Do you show forgiveness? + What brush do you bend when dusting your shoulders from being offended? + What kind of den did they put you in when the lions start hissing? + What kind of bridge did they burn? + Revenge on your mind when it's mentioned + You wanna love like Nelson, you wanna be like Nelson + You wanna walk in his shoes, but your peacemaking seldom + You wanna be remembered that delivered the message + That considered the blessing of everyone + This your lesson for everyone, say + + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + Won't you look to your left and right? Make sure you ask your friends + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + + The voice of Mandela, hope this flow stay propellin' + Let my word be your Earth and moon, you consume every message + As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression + And if you riding with me, nigga— + + I been wrote off before, I got abandonment issues + I hold grudges like bad judges, don't let me resent you + That's not Nelson-like—want you to love me like Nelson + I went to Robben's Island analysing; that's where his cell is + So I could find clarity—like, how much you cherish me? + Is this relationship a fake, or real as the heavens be? + See I got to question it all; family, friends, fans, cats, dogs + Trees, plants, grass, how the wind blow, Murphy's Law + Generation X—will I ever be your ex? + Flaws of a baby step', mauled by the mouth of Pit bulls + Put me under stress, crawled under rocks, duckin' y'all + It's respect—but then tomorrow, put my back against the wall + How many leaders you said you needed then left 'em for dead? + Is it Moses? Is it Huey Newton or Detroit Red? + Is it Martin Luther? JFK? Shooter—you assassin + Is it Jackie? Is it Jesse? Oh, I know it's Michael Jackson—oh + + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + That nigga gave us "Billie Jean," you say he touched those kids? + When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? + + The ghost of Mandela, hope my flows stay propelling + Let my word be your Earth and moon, you consume every message + As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression + And if you riding with me, nigga, let me ask this question, nigga + + "I remember you was conflicted + Misusing your influence + Sometimes I did the same + Abusing my power, full of resentment + Resentment that turned into a deep depression + Found myself screaming in the hotel room + I didn't wanna self destruct + The evils of Lucy was all around me + So I went running for answers + Until I came home + But that didn't stop survivor's guilt + Going back and forth trying to convince myself the stripes I earned + Or maybe how A-1 my foundation was + But while my loved ones was fighting the continuous war back in the city + I was entering a new one + A war that was based on apartheid and discrimination + Made me wanna go back to the city and tell the homies what I learned + The word was respect + Just because you wore a different gang color than mine's + Doesn't mean I can't respect you as a black man + Forgetting all the pain and hurt we caused each other in these streets + If I respect you, we unify and stop the enemy from killing us + But I don't know, I'm no mortal man + Maybe I'm just another nigga" + Shit and that's all I wrote + I was gonna call it "Another Nigga" but, it ain't really a poem + I just felt like it's something you probably could relate to + Other than that, now that I finally got a chance to holler at you + I always wanted to ask you about a certain situa- + About a metaphor actually, uh, you spoke on the ground + What you mean by that, what the ground represent? + + The ground is gonna open up and swallow the evil + (Right) + That's how I see it, my word is bond + I see—and the ground is the symbol for the poor people + (Right) + The poor people is gonna open up this whole world + And swallow up the rich people + 'Cause the rich people gonna be so fat + And they gonna be so appetizing, you know what I'm saying wealthy, appetizing + The poor gonna be so poor, and hungry + (Right) + You know what I'm saying, it's gonna be like + You know what I'm saying, it's gonna be + There might, there might be some cannibalism out this muh-fu- + They might eat the rich, you know what I'm saying? + + Aight so let me ask you this then + Do you see yourself as somebody that's rich + Or somebody that made the best of their own opportunities? + + I see myself as a natural born hustler + A true hustler in every sense of the word + I took nothin', I took the opportunities + I worked at the most menial and degrading job + And built myself up so I could get it to where I owned it + I went from having somebody managing me + To me hiring the person that works my management company + I changed everything, I realized my destiny + In a matter of five years, you know what I'm saying? + I made myself a millionaire, I made millions for a lot of people + Now it's time to make millions for myself, you know what I'm saying? + I made millions for the record companies + I made millions for these movie companies + Now I make millions for, for us + + And through your different avenues of success + How would you say you managed to keep a level of sanity? + + By my faith in God, by my faith in the game + And by my faith in "All good things come to those that stay true" + (Right) + You know what I'm saying? + And it was happening to me for a reason + You know what I'm saying, I was noticing, shit + I was punching the right buttons and it was happening + So it's no problem, you know + I mean, it's a problem but I'm not finna let them know + I'm finna go straight through + + Would you consider yourself a fighter at heart or somebody that + Somebody that only reacts when they back is against the wall? + + Shit, I like to think that at every opportunity I've ever been, uh + Threatened with resistance, it's been met with resistance + And not only me but, it goes down my family tree + You know what I'm saying, it's in my veins to fight back + + Aight well, how long will you think it take before niggas be like + "We fighting a war, I'm fighting a war I can't win + And I wanna lay it all down" + + In this country, a black man only have like + 5 years we can exhibit maximum strength + And that's right now while you a teenager, while you still strong + While you still wanna lift weights, while you still wanna shoot back + 'Cause once you turn 30 it's like + They take the heart and soul out of a man + Out of a black man, in this country + And you don't wanna fight no more + And if you don't believe me, you can look around + You don't see no loud mouth 30-year old motherfuckers + + That's crazy, because me being one of your offsprings + Of the legacy you left behind, I can truly tell you that + There's nothing but turmoil goin' on so, I wanted to ask you + What you think is the future for me and my generation today? + + I think that niggas is tired of grabbin' shit out the stores + And next time it's a riot it's gonna be like, uh, bloodshed + For real, I don't think America know that + I think America think we was just playing + And it's gonna be some more playing but + It ain't gonna be no playing + It's gonna be murder, you know what I'm saying? + It's gonna be like Nat Turner, 1831, up in this motherfucker + You know what I'm saying, it's gonna happen + + That's crazy, man, in my opinion + Only hope that we kinda have left is music and vibrations + Lot a people don't understand how important it is, you know + Sometimes I can like, get behind a mic + And I don't know what type of energy I'ma push out + Or where it comes from, trip me out sometimes + + Because it's spirits, we ain't even really rappin' + We just letting our dead homies tell stories for us + (Damn) + + I wanted to read one last thing to you + It's actually something a good friend had wrote + Describing my world, it says: + + "The caterpillar is a prisoner to the streets that conceived it + Its only job is to eat or consume everything around it + In order to protect itself from this mad city + While consuming its environment + The caterpillar begins to notice ways to survive + One thing it noticed is how much the world shuns him + But praises the butterfly + The butterfly represents the talent, the thoughtfulness + And the beauty within the caterpillar + But having a harsh outlook on life + The caterpillar sees the butterfly as weak + And figures out a way to pimp it to his own benefits + Already surrounded by this mad city + The caterpillar goes to work on the cocoon + Which institutionalizes him + He can no longer see past his own thoughts + He's trapped + When trapped inside these walls certain ideas take root, such as + Going home, and bringing back new concepts to this mad city + The result? + Wings begin to emerge, breaking the cycle of feeling stagnant + Finally free, the butterfly sheds light on situations + That the caterpillar never considered, ending the internal struggle + Although the butterfly and caterpillar are completely different + They are one and the same" + What's your perspective on that? + + Pac? Pac? Pac?! +--- Track: Mr. Brightside Artists: - The Killers @@ -14220,6 +16765,117 @@ Lyrics: |- And I'm Uretha's nigga Nigga --- +Track: No Credit Card +Artists: +- Neil Cicierega +Duration: '5:06' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRv5LwX4jzI +- https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/no-credit-card +Sampled Tracks: +- Power of Love +Lyrics: |- + That's the power of love + That's the power of love + That's the power of love + That's the power of love + + (Pow-pow-pow-o...) + That's the power of love + That's the power of love + That's the power of love + That's the power of love + + (Pow-pow-pow-o...) + + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride ride ride ride + + (Pow-pow-pow-o...) + That's the power of love + That's the power of love + That's the power of love + That's the power of love + You might also like + Bega Interlude + Neil Cicierega + Like Tears in Chocolate Rain + Neil Cicierega + The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny + Lemon Demon + (Ahhhh...) + Power of love + You feel the power of love + Can you feel it? + Hmmm + Can you feel it? + Hmmm + That's the power + Power of love + You feel the power of love + That's the power + Power of love + Hmmm + Can you feel it? + Hmmm + That's the power + + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride this train + Don't need no credit card to ride ride ride ride + (Ride ride ride ride...) + Feel the power of love + Feel the power of love + Feel the power of love + Feel the power of love + Feel the power of love + Feel the power of love + Feel the power of love + Feel the power of love + Feel the power of love + (Ride ride ride ride...) + Feel the power of lo- + Feel the power of lo- + Power of love + Feel the power of lo- + Feel the power of lo- + Power of love + Feel the power of lo- + Feel the power of lo- + Power of love + Feel the power of lo- + Feel the power of lo- + Power of love + Feel the power of lo- + + Don't need no credit card + Feel the power of lo- + Don't need no credit card + Feel the power of lo- + Don't need no credit card + Power of love + Don't need no credit card + Feel the power of lo- + Don't need no credit card + Feel the power of lo- + Don't need no credit card + Power of love + (Pow-pow-pow-o...) + You feel the power of love + You feel the power of love + Feel the power of love +--- Track: Nova Solis Artists: - Morgan @@ -14725,6 +17381,97 @@ Duration: '4:00' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjadKDegjeU --- +Track: Party Rock Anthem +Artists: +- LMFAO +Duration: '4:36' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8 +Lyrics: |- + Party rock + Yeah + Woo! + Let's go! + + Party rock is in the house tonight + Everybody just have a good time (Yeah) + And we gon' make you lose your mind (Woo!) + Everybody just have a good time (Clap!) + Party rock is in the house tonight (Oh!) + Everybody just have a good time (I can feel it, baby!) + And we gon' make you lose your mind (Yeah) + We just wanna see you + Shake that! + + In the club: party rock + Looking for your girl? She on my jock (Huh) + Non-stop when we in the spot + Booty moving weight like she on the block (Woo!) + Where the drank? I gots to know + Tight jeans, tattoo, 'cause I'm rock-and-roll + Half-black, half-white: domino + Gainin' money, Oprah, dough + + Yo! I'm runnin' through these hoes like Drano + I got that devilish flow, rock-and-roll, no halo + We party-rock!, yeah, that's the crew that I'm reppin' + On the rise to the top, no Led in our Zeppelin (Hey!) + + Party rock is in the house tonight (Woo!) + Everybody just have a good time (Yeah) + And we gon' make you lose your mind + Everybody just have a good time (Let's go!) + Party rock is in the house tonight + Everybody just have a good time (I can feel it, baby!) + And we gon' make you lose your mind + We just wanna see you + Shake that! + + Every day I'm shufflin' (Shake) + Shufflin', shufflin' (Shake) + + Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash + We get money, don't be mad, now stop - hatin' is bad + One more shot for us (Another round!) + Please fill up my cup (Don't mess around!) + We just wanna see (You shake it now!) + Now you wanna be (You're naked now!) + + Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound + Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound + Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound (Woo!) + Put your hands up to the sound + Put your hands up to the sound (Let's go!) + Get up, get up, get up + Get up, get up, get up + Get up, get up, get up + Put your hands up to the sound + To the sound + Put your hands up (Woo!) + Put your hands up + Put your hands up + Put your hands up + + Party rock is in the house tonight (Put your hands up, woo!) + Everybody just have a good time (Put your hands up) + And we gon' make you lose your mind (Put your hands up) + Everybody just have a good, good, good time + + Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Put your hands up) + Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I can feel it, baby!) + Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Put your hands up) + Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Put your hands up) + Shake that! + Every day I'm shu-shufflin' + Put yo', put yo' (hands up) + Put yo', put yo' (yeah) + Put yo', put yo' (woo!) + + Put yo', put yo' (hands up) + Put your hands up + Put your hands up + Put your hands up +--- Track: Peanut Butter Jelly Artists: - Buckwheat Boyz @@ -14820,6 +17567,13 @@ Lyrics: |- Where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Now there he go, there he go, there he go, there he go --- +Track: Pictures at an Exhibition - Promenade +Artists: +- Modest Mussorgsky +Duration: '1:40' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdSecL8Ytrg +--- Track: Piss Artists: - Neil Cicierega @@ -15464,6 +18218,14 @@ Lyrics: |- Twenty four before my love you'll see I'll be there with you --- +Track: Roustabout (Bassnectar Remix) +Artists: +- Beats Antique +- Bassnectar +Duration: '3:05' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8AD4rVEqno +--- Track: Running in the 90's Artists: - Max Coveri @@ -15544,6 +18306,74 @@ Duration: '7:26' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rk8u2FTaG0 --- +Track: Saturnz Barz +Artists: +- Gorillaz +Duration: '3:01' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCxjpGhorPs +Lyrics: |- + Haha, woii yoii! + Done know how the ting go, a the Unruly boss + Don'? + Hahaha + + Cho + All my life + Mi ever have mi gun so mi haffi move sharp like mi knife + All my life + Mi pray say when mi get wealthy a ma a mi wife + All my life + The system force mi + To be a killer just like Rodney Price + All my life + No, all my life + + What happen to you Cobe? Some boy don't know mi + To how me ruff dem can't believe a grandma grow mi + Know a few Popcaan song though, and feel dem know mi + Four mile mi used to walk to school them know man story + Ha! Now mi gain up all those glory + The world is mine, the whole a it mi taking slowly + Happy days mi call it now mi bun sad story + Anyway mi the inner the world mi dogs them round mi + Hahaha mi laugh and collect those trophy + Because mi deserve everything weh music gives mi + Boy, Unruly nuh light like Frisbee + The dream, family live that with me + Oh, oh, oh, oh + All my life mi dream fi own house, land, cars and bikes + + (All my life) + I'm in the stakin' bar + I got debts, I'm a debaser + (All my life) + Saturn's about to make love + And I'm just a heartbreaker + (All my life) + And I won't get a take in + 'Cause I'm out when I'm stakin' + And the rings I am breaking + Are making you a personal debt + + With the holograms beside me + I'll dance alone tonight + In a mirrored world, are you beside me + All my life? + (Distortion) + + (All my life) + I'm in the stakin' bar + I got debts, I'm a debaser + (All my life) + Saturnz about to make love + And I'm just a heartbreaker + (All my life) + And I won't get a take in + 'Cause I'm out when I'm stakin' + And the rings I am breaking + Are making you a personal debt +--- Track: Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites Artists: - Skrillex @@ -15580,6 +18410,134 @@ URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxzJ5xyuC4 - https://soundcloud.com/spellingphailer/science-blaster --- +Track: Secret of the Forest +Artists: +- Retro Remix Revue +Duration: '5:47' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq7VZJpJ9h4 +--- +Track: Shake That +Artists: +- Eminem +Contributors: +- Nate Dogg (vocals) +Duration: '4:25' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwGPb0Hvw +Lyrics: |- + Woo! Shady, Aftermath + (Look at that bitch!) + (Holy shit, hey!) + There she go, shakin' that ass on the flo' + Bumpin' and grindin' that pole + The way she's grindin' that pole + I think I'm losin' control + + Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunk, get fucked up + Hit the strip club, don't forget ones, get your dick rubbed + Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit-faceted + Pasted, plastered – puke, drink up + Get a new drink, hit the bathroom sink, throw up + Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine goin' + Still got a few chunks on them shoe strings showin' + I was dehydrated 'til the beat vibrated + I was revived as soon as this bitch gyrated + Them hips and licked them lips, and that was it + I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit + + Two to the one, from the one to the three + I like good pussy and I like good tree + Smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe + And I get mo' ass than a toilet seat + Three to the one, from the one to the three + I met a bad bitch last night in the D + Let me tell you how I made her leave with me: + Conversation and Hennessy + I've been to the motherfuckin' mountaintop + Heard motherfuckers talk, seen 'em drop + If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock + And when I bust yo' ass I'm gon' continue to rock + Get your ass off the wall with your two left feet + It's real easy, just follow the beat + Don't let that fine girl pass you by + Look real close 'cause strobe lights lie + + We 'bout to have a party (Turn the music up) + Let's get it started (Go 'head and shake your butt) + I'm lookin' fo' a girl with a body and a sexy strut + Wanna get it poppin', baby? Step right up + Some girls, they act retarded + Some girls are 'bout it, 'bout it + I'm lookin' fo' a girl that will do whatever the fuck + I say, every day she be givin' it up + + (Now) Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me + Come on, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me + Oh, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me + Come on, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me + + I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist + Open your mouth for about four or five minutes + Take a little bit of this fluoride rin-inse + Swish, but don't spit it; swallow it and now finish + Yeah, me and Nate D-O Double-G + Lookin' for a couple bitches with some double D's + Pop a little champagne and a couple E's + Slip it in her bubbly, we finna, finna + + We 'bout have a party (Turn the music up) + Let's get it started (Go 'head and shake your butt) + I'm lookin' fo' a girl I can fuck in my Hummer truck + Apple Bottom jeans and a big ol' slut + Some girls, they act retarded (Man, I told you!) + Some girls are 'bout it, 'bout it + I want a bitch to sit at the crib with no panties on + Knows that she can, but she won't say no + + (Now) Look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be + Tonight I want a slut, would you be mine? + Heard you was freaky from a friend of mine + Now, I hope you don't get mad at me + But I told Nate you was a freak + He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind + I told him how you like it from behind + + (Now) Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me + Come on, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me + Oh, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me + Come on, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me + + We 'bout to have a party (Turn the music up) + Let's get it started (Go 'head and shake your butt) + I'm lookin' fo' a girl with a body and a sexy strut + Wanna get it poppin', baby? Step right up + Some girls, they act retarded + Some girls are 'bout it, 'bout it + I'm lookin' fo' a girl that will do whatever the fuck + I say, every day she be givin' it up + + There she go, shakin' that ass on the flo' + Bumpin' and grindin' that pole + The way she's grindin' that pole + I think I'm losin' control + God! + Come on + I ain't leavin' without you, bitch! + Comin' home with me! + And my boy, and his boy – and his boy, and his girl + Ha-ha, Nate Dogg! +--- +Track: Ska Punk Flavor +# Also known as 最終鬼畜全部声 +Artists: +- IOSYS +Duration: '3:30' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za0kamPfdeE +Referenced Tracks: +- U.N. Owen Was Her? +--- Track: 『SPLASH FREE』50% OFF Cover Artists: - Sparky @@ -15625,6 +18583,80 @@ Lyrics: |- Te o nobashita deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free! (<i>Hands outstretched to the deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free!</i>) (Hahahaha) --- +Track: Smooth +Artists: +- Santana +Contributors: +- Rob Thomas (vocals) +Duration: '4:16' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Whgn_iE5uc +Lyrics: |- + Man, it's a hot one + Like seven inches from the midday sun + Well, I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone + But you stay so cool + + My muñequita, + My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa + You're my reason for reason + The step in my groove, yeah. + + And if you said, "This life ain't good enough." + I would give my world to lift you up + I could change my life to better suit your mood + Because you're so smooth + + And it's just like the ocean under the moon + It's the same as the emotion that I get from you + You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah. + Gimme your heart, make it real + Or else forget about it + + Well, I'll tell you one thing + If you would leave it'd be a crying shame + In every breath and every word + I hear your name calling me out + + Well I'm from the barrio, + You hear my rhythm on your radio + You feel the turning of the world so soft and slow + Turning you 'round and 'round + + And if you said, "This life ain't good enough." + I would give my world to lift you up + I could change my life to better suit your mood + Because you're so smooth + + And it's just like the ocean under the moon + It's the same as the emotion that I get from you + You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah. + Gimme your heart, make it real + Or else forget about it + + And it's just like the ocean under the moon + It's the same as the emotion that I get from you + You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah. + Gimme your heart, make it real + Or else forget about it + + Or else forget about it + Or else forget about it + Oh, let's don't forget about it + (Gimme your heart, make it real) + Let's don't forget about it + Let's don't forget about it + Let's don't forget about it + Let's don't forget about it + Let's don't forget about it +--- +Track: Step's Theme +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Duration: '1:24' +URLs: +- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Step%27s%20Theme.mp3 +--- Track: Stone halation Artists: - SilvaGunner @@ -15730,6 +18762,44 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - Stronger Than You --- +Track: Spanish Waltz +Artists: +- Urbanus +Duration: '0:37' +URLs: +- https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/86480 +--- +Track: Spleen +Artists: +- Ruth White +Duration: '3:05' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7vWLz9iGsk +Lyrics: |- + When the low, heavy sky weighs like a lid + On the spirit aching for the light + And when, embracing the horizon, + It pours on us a black day which is sadder than any night + + When the earth is turned into a dripping dungeon + In which Hope, like a bat, flutters blindly + And bruises its timid wing and tender head + Against the walls and rotted ceilings + + When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water, + Imitates the bars of an enormous prison + And a silent throng of loathsome spiders come + And weave their webs inside our brains + + Then suddenly, the bells swing angrily + And hurl their hideous uproar into the sky + Like a band of wandering spirits who wail relentlessly + And long hearses, without drums or music, + Move in a slow procession through my soul + And defeated Hope bursts into tears + And the fierce tyrant Anguish + Sets his black banner on my bowed head +--- Track: Suicide Hotline Directory: suicide-hotline-icp Artists: @@ -16084,6 +19154,71 @@ Artists: Duration: '2:49' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0 +Lyrics: |- + Triple six, five, forked tongue + Subatomic penetration rapid fire through your skull + How I shot it on one taking it back to the days of trying to lose control + Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones + Oh shit I'm feeling it - Takyon + Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like killing it - Takyon + Alright that's tight, what its like to experience - Takyon + + Out of the blue, in through the back + Door coming through like fuck what was that + Man I don't know, but it made me feel so heated + How we creep without showing you jack + Shit from below, give a shit if you know + Cuz even if you did, you'd keep coming back + Back for more, need it man you're addicted to the heat + We make beats catch + Beat it til it bleeds to death, each track + Like EPMD snappin necks as we tap energy from everything on and off the map + + Oh shit I'm feeling it - Takyon + Hell yeah, fuck yeah I feel like killing it - Takyon + Alright that's tight what its like to experience - Takyon + + Takyon, shot down your throat like a keg of beer + Choke on the smoke we in and exhale til the whole chamber is clear + Haters act so fucking weird + Try to stain this atmosphere + But they can't cuz its way too sheer + How to make a hater disappear + + Take shit where it ain't never been + Fuck what you thought could not comprehend + This shit if I fisted your brain with it + 10-9-8-7-triple 6-5-forked tongue + Criminal level crunk lightning storm + Get out the way or get up torn + Ain't a picture big enough to fit + What we dig up from the core + Of all that they forgot ever was + Militant march of this war + + Takyon - taking them down + All we see is blood + Takyon - turning them out + How to trick out and freak that buzz + + Oh shit I'm feeling it - Takyon + Hell yeah, fuck yeah I feel like killing it - Takyon + Alright that's tight what its like to experience - Takyon + + Lunar eclipse forcing you to trip + Off the moonlit fire we spray + Cryonic haunted bullets hollow tipped with toxic waste + So here's the deal, if you don't feel ill + Don't want it nowhere near my zone + That shit is dead, can't nobody get + With that shit gets dial toned + + Takyon - bitch slappin pussy clots and clones + Takyon - settin off unibombs inside your dome + + Oh shit I'm feeling it - Takyon + Hell yeah, fuck yeah I feel like killing it - Takyon + Alright that's tight what its like to experience - Takyon --- Track: Teardrop Artists: @@ -16127,6 +19262,151 @@ Lyrics: |- You're stumbling in the dark You're stumbling in the dark --- +Track: Technologic +Artists: +- Daft Punk +Duration: '2:48' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8K90hX4PrE +Lyrics: + Buy it, use it, break it, fix it + Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it + Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it + Snap it, work it, quick - erase it + Write it, cut it, paste it, save it + Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it + Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it + Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it + Lock it, fill it, call it, find it + View it, code it, jam - unlock it + Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it + Cross it, crack it, switch - update it + Name it, rate it, tune it, print it + Scan it, send it, fax - rename it + Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it + Turn it, leave it, start - format it + + Buy it, use it, break it, fix it + Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it + Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it + Snap it, work it, quick - erase it + Write it, cut it, paste it, save it + Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it + Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it + Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it + Lock it, fill it, call it, find it + View it, code it, jam - unlock it + Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it + Cross it, crack it, switch - update it + Name it, rate it, tune it, print it + Scan it, send it, fax - rename it + Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it + Turn it, leave it, start - format it + + Technologic [4x] + + Buy it, use it, break it, fix it + Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it + Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it + Snap it, work it, quick - erase it + Write it, cut it, paste it, save it + Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it + Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it + Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it + Lock it, fill it, call it, find it + View it, code it, jam - unlock it + Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it + Cross it, crack it, switch - update it + Name it, rate it, tune it, print it + Scan it, send it, fax - rename it + Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it + Turn it, leave it, start - format it + + Buy it, use it, break it, fix it + Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it + Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it + Snap it, work it, quick - erase it + Write it, cut it, paste it, save it + Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it + Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it + Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it + Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it + Turn it, leave it, start - format it + + Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it + Cross it, crack it, switch - update it + + Lock it, fill it, call it, find it + View it, code it, jam - unlock it + Buy it, use it, break it, fix it + Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it + Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it + Snap it, work it, quick - erase it + Write it, cut it, paste it, save it + Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it + + Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it + Cross it, crack it, switch - update it + Name it, rate it, tune it, print it + Scan it, send it, fax - rename it + Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it + Turn it, leave it, start - format it + + Buy it, use it, break it, fix it + Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it + Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it + Snap it, work it, quick - erase it + Write it, cut it, paste it, save it + Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it + Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it + Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it + + Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it + Cross it, crack it, switch - update it + Name it, rate it, tune it, print it + Scan it, send it, fax - rename it + Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it + Turn it, leave it, start - format it + + Buy it, use it, break it, fix it + Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it + Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it + Snap it, work it, quick - erase it + Write it, cut it, paste it, save it + Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it + Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it + Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it + + Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it + Cross it, crack it, switch - update it + Name it, rate it, tune it, print it + Scan it, send it, fax - rename it + + Buy it, use it, break it, fix it + Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it + Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it + Snap it, work it, quick - erase it + Write it, cut it, paste it, save it + Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it + Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it + Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it + + Lock it, fill it, call it, find it + View it, code it, jam - unlock it + + Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it + Cross it, crack it, switch - update it + + Name it, rate it, tune it, print it + Scan it, send it, fax - rename it + + Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it + Turn it, leave it, start - format it + + Technologic [8x] + + Technologic [4x] +--- Track: Teenagers Artists: - My Chemical Romance @@ -16194,6 +19474,20 @@ Lyrics: |- I'll take you in --- +Track: The Messenger 2012 +Artists: +- Infected Mushroom +Duration: '10:38' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2IF4ZqbyfU +--- +Track: The Microsoft Sound +Artists: +- Brian Eno +Duration: '0:06' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Ak5VgyEoc +--- Track: The Next Episode Artists: - Dr. Dre @@ -16543,6 +19837,115 @@ Lyrics: |- I say wake the dead, wake the dead, wake 'em! ([Unintelligible]) (Wake the dead! Wake th—) --- +Track: These Walls +Artists: +- Kendrick Lamar +Duration: '5:00' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcCYD1Ub0wU +Lyrics: |- + I remember you was conflicted, misusing your influence + Sometimes, I did the same + + If these walls could talk + If these walls could talk + If these walls could talk + If these walls could talk + If these walls could talk + (If these walls could talk) + (Sex) + + She just want to close her eyes and sway + With you, with you, with you (Ah, come on) + Exercise her right to work it out + It's true, it's true, it's true + Shout out to the birthday girls + Say hey hey, say hey hey, (Ah, girl) + Everyone deserves a night to play, play + She plays, only when you tell her no + + If these walls could talk + (I can feel your reign when it cries, gold lives inside of you) + If these walls could talk + (I love it when I'm in it, I love it when I'm in it) + + If these walls could talk, they'd tell me to swim good + No boat, I float better than he would + No life jacket, I'm not the God of Nazareth + But your flood can be misunderstood + Walls telling me they full of pain, resentment + Need someone to live in them just to relieve tension + Me, I'm just a tenant + Landlord said these walls vacant more than a minute + These walls are vulnerable, exclamation + Interior pink, color coordinated + I interrogated every nook and cranny + I mean, it's still amazing, before they couldn't stand me + These walls want to cry tears + These walls happier when I'm here + These walls never could hold up + Every time I come around, demolition might crush + + If these walls could talk + (I can feel your reign when it cries, gold lives inside of you) + If these walls could talk + (I love it when I'm in it, I love it when I'm in it) + + If these walls could talk, they'd tell me to go deep + Yelling at me continuously, I can see + Your defense mechanism is my decision + Knock these walls down, that's my religion + Walls feeling like they ready to close in + I suffocate, then catch my second wind + I resonate in these walls + I don't know how long I can wait in these walls + I've been on the streets too long + Looking at you from the outside in + They sing the same old song + About how they walls always the cleanest + I beg to differ, I must've missed them + I'm not involved, I'd rather diss 'em + I'd rather call on you, put your wall up + 'Cause when I come around, demolition gon' crush + + If these walls could talk + (I can feel your reign when it cries, gold lives inside of you) + If these walls could talk + (I love it when I'm in it, I love it when I'm in it) + + If your walls could talk, they'd tell you it's too late + Your destiny accepted your fate + Burn accessories and stash them on the yard + Take the recipe, the Bible and God + Wall telling you that commissary is low + Race wars happening, no calling CO + No calling your mother to save you + Homies to say you're irrepetible, not acceptable + Your behavior is Sammy the Bull like + A killer that turned snitch + Walls is telling me you a bitch + You pray for appeals hoping the warden would afford them + That sentence so important + Walls telling you to listen to "Sing About Me" + Retaliation is strong, you even dream 'bout me + Killed my homeboy and God spared your life + Dumb criminal got indicted same night + So when you play this song, rewind the first verse + About me abusing my power so you can hurt + About me and her in the shower whenever she horny + About me and her in the after hours of the morning + About her baby daddy currently serving life + And how she think about you until we meet up at night + About the only girl that cared about you when you asked her + And how she fuckin' on a famous rapper + Walls can talk (Talk) + + Misusing your influence + Sometimes I did the same + Abusing my power, full of resentment + Resentment that turned into a deep depression + Found myself screaming in a hotel room +--- Track: This Is America Artists: - Childish Gambino @@ -16801,6 +20204,85 @@ Lyrics: |- Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh --- +Track: Tunak Tunak Tun +Artists: +- Daler Mehndi +Duration: '4:16' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qRZmFYdozY +Lyrics: |- + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + + Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar (<i>Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love</i>) + Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar (<i>Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love</i>) + Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar (<i>Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love</i>) + Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar (<i>Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love</i>) + Dholna... + + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Soonn yaara bole ek tara Mehndi da yaara (<i>Listen friend, one star speaks of Mehndi, friend</i>) + + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + + Dholna kadeh mere nal ha**, mainu dil valli da**, nahin taan teri meri ba** (<i>Beloved, sometimes with me, give me your heart, otherwise our matter</i>) + Dholna kadeh mere nal ha**, mainu dil valli da**, nahin taan teri meri ba** (<i>Beloved, sometimes with me, give me your heart, otherwise our matter</i>) + Dholna kadeh mere nal ha**, mainu dil valli da**, nahin taan teri meri ba** (<i>Beloved, sometimes with me, give me your heart, otherwise our matter</i>) + Dholna kadeh mere nal ha**, mainu dil valli da**, nahin taan teri meri ba** (<i>Beloved, sometimes with me, give me your heart, otherwise our matter</i>) + Dholna... + + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Soonn yaara bole ek tara Mehndi da yaara (<i>Listen friend, one star speaks of Mehndi, friend</i>) + + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + + Dholna tu chann mein chakor, sadde varga na hor, rab hath saddi dor (<i>Beloved, you're the moon and I'm the Chakor bird, there's none like us, God holds our string</i>) + Dholna tu chann mein chakor, sadde varga na hor, rab hath saddi dor (<i>Beloved, you're the moon and I'm the Chakor bird, there's none like us, God holds our string</i>) + Dholna tu chann mein chakor, sadde varga na hor, rab hath saddi dor (<i>Beloved, you're the moon and I'm the Chakor bird, there's none like us, God holds our string</i>) + Dholna tu chann mein chakor, sadde varga na hor, rab hath saddi dor (<i>Beloved, you're the moon and I'm the Chakor bird, there's none like us, God holds our string</i>) + Dholna... + + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Duniya yaara rang-birangi' naal paidi naye changi (<i>The world, my friend, doesn't feel good with its colorful nature</i>) + Soonn yaara bole ek tara Mehndi da yaara (<i>Listen friend, one star speaks of Mehndi, friend</i>) + + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da + Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da +--- Track: Turn Down for What Artists: - DJ Snake @@ -17040,6 +20522,62 @@ Lyrics: |- (Too hype) Can't touch this (Yeah, we outta here) Can't touch this --- +Track: U Guessed It +Artists: +- OG Maco +Duration: '2:26' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TkG8Osw-HI +Lyrics: |- + Goddamn boy that nigga Mac didn't never call bruh + But I'm seeing that nigga everywhere bruh + Dog you know that nigga went Hollywood and shit + Man fuck that nigga dog + OGG? Fuck is a OGG? OGG, OGG! + Aye bruh + I mean you don't think that nigga really getting no money right? + I mean that nigga ain't really fucking hoes, right? + Well, (Damn) + + Bitch you guessed it + HOOH! You was right + Bitch you guessed it + GLAH GLAH fuck nigga on sight + Bitch you guessed it + Still in that place and I'm flexin + HOOH! Bitch you guessed it + I'm still with my niggas, come and test us + OGG + + Bitch you guessed it + Walkin around with extra in my pockets + Bitch, you next to us + Why the fuck are you next to us + Bitch you should come test us + I seen what you rockin and bitch you can't dress with us + Seen what yo bitch looked like and nigga I wasn't impresses or nun + Fuck nigga come and talk it out + Fuck nigga we ain't talkin it out + What the fuck we finna talk about + All we know is that mula, benji's, franklin's and that guala + Fetti with us, bunch of ha niggas + Bunch of them bitches all in they whip + Lickin on titties + Runnin my check up I think I'm with Nike I'm sprinting SHEESH + Y'all couldn't hear me + Bitch you guessed it + You was motherfuckin right + + Bitch you guessed it + HOOH! You was right + Bitch you guessed it + GLAH GLAH fuck nigga on sight + Bitch you guessed it + Still in that place and I'm flexin + HOOH! Bitch you guessed it + I'm still with my niggas, come and test us + OGG +--- Track: Ultimate Artists: - Denzel Curry @@ -17666,6 +21204,62 @@ Lyrics: |- Tryin' to get up that great big hill of hope For a destination, mmm --- +Track: Where Have You Been +Artists: +- Rihanna +Duration: '4:02' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxC-PpNdwxo +Lyrics: |- + I've been everywhere, man, looking for someone + Someone who can please me, love me all night long + I've been everywhere, man, looking for you, babe + Looking for you, babe, searching for you, babe + + Where have you been? + 'Cause I never see you out + Are you hiding from me, yeah? + Somewhere in the crowd, oh + + Where have you been? + All my life, all my life + Where have you been all my life? + Where have you been all my life? + Where have you been all my life? + Where have you been all my li— + + I've been everywhere, man, looking for someone + Someone who can please me, love me all night long + I've been everywhere, man, looking for you, babe + Looking for you babe, searching for you baby + + Where have you been? + 'Cause I never see you out + Are you hiding from me, yeah? + Somewhere in the crowd, oh + + Where have you been? + All my life, all my life + Where have you been all my life? + Where have you been all my life? + Where have you been all my life? + Where have you been all my life? + + Where have you been all my li-i-i-i—? + Y-You + Y-You + Y-You + + You can have me all you want + Any way, any day + Just show me where you are tonight + Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh + + I've been everywhere, man, looking for someone + Someone who can please me, love me all night long + I've been everywhere, man, looking for you, babe + Looking for you, babe, searching for you, babe +--- Track: White Nuxxle Driver Artists: - Rotteen @@ -17820,6 +21414,14 @@ Lyrics: |- The wild wild west The wild wild west --- +Track: Windows XP Installation Music +# Also known as title.wma +Artists: +- Stan LePard +Duration: '5:22' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqYC8qU8pZY +--- Track: Witch Doctor Directory: witch-doctor-bagdasarian Artists: @@ -17877,6 +21479,141 @@ Lyrics: |- You're gonna be the one that saves me (That saves me) You're gonna be the one that saves me (That saves me) --- +Track: Without Me +Artists: +- Eminem +Duration: '4:47' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY +Lyrics: |- + (Obie Trice + Real name no gimmicks) + + Two trailer-park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside + Two trailer-park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside + + Guess who's back, back again + Shady's back, tell a friend + Guess who's back + Guess who's back + Guess who's back + Guess who's back + Guess who's back + Guess who's back + Guess who's back + + I've created a monster + 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more + They want Shady I'm chopped liver + Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya + A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor + Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart + Quicker than a shock + When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor + When I'm not cooperating + When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!) + + You waited this long now stop debating + 'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating + I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney + But your husband's heart problem's complicating + + So the FCC won't let me be + Or let me be me so let me see + They try to shut me down on MTV + But it feels so empty without me + + So come on dip, bum on your lips fuck that + Cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy + I just settled all my lawsuits + Fuck you, Debbie! + + Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me + 'Cause we need a little controversy + 'Cause it feels so empty without me + + I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me + 'Cause we need a little controversy + 'Cause it feels so empty without me + + Little hellions kids feeling rebellious + Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis + They start feeling like prisoners, helpless + 'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch" + + A visionary, vision is scary + Could start a revolution + Polluting the air waves a rebel + So just let me revel and bask + In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass + And it's a disaster + Such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass + You ask for me? + + Well I'm back + Fix your bent antennae + Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in + And up under your skin like a splinter + The center of attention back for the winter + + I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling + Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting + Testing attention please + Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me + Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free + A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? + + Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me + 'Cause we need a little controversy + 'Cause it feels so empty without me + + I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me + 'Cause we need a little controversy + 'Cause it feels so empty without me + + A tisk-it a task-it + I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit + Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked + Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards + + And Moby + You can get stomped by Obie + You 36 year old bald-headed fag blow me + You don't know me + You're too old + Let go + It's over, nobody listens to techno + + Now let's go, just give me the signal + I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults + I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil + Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol + + But sometimes the shit just seems + Everybody only wants to discuss me + So this must mean I'm disgusting + But it's just me I'm just obscene + + No, I'm not the first king of controversy + I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley + To do black music so selfishly + And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey) + + There's a concept that works + 20 million other white rappers emerge + But no matter how many fish in the sea + It'd be so empty without me + + Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me + 'Cause we need a little controversy + 'Cause it feels so empty without me + + I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me + 'Cause we need a little controversy + 'Cause it feels so empty without me + + Kids +--- Track: Wow Wow Artists: - Neil Cicierega @@ -18100,6 +21837,52 @@ Lyrics: |- Come on Uh, uh, come on --- +Track: You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat +Directory: you-might-think-he-loves-you +Artists: +- Death Grips +Duration: '2:40' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2cQvZPX3OY +Lyrics: |- + get so fuckin dark in here + come come fuck apart in here + i die in the process + you die in the process + kettle drum roll hard shit + fuck i said fucker dont start shit + come come fuck apart in here + i hover above you + life pulled out your mouth + i become you + opening of the mouth + unlawful possession + jellyfish in cold sweat deep end + hollow shell twitch disconnection + pupils swell + my entrance + hijacked no questions asked + stretch you on like latex mask + my sigils your epitaph + come come fuck apart in here i die + im not you + fear + you wear it well + mademoiselle + heres to your destiny + hysterics scream help + dont worry in a few youll all be somewhere else + prepare yourselves + freelance motherfucker + get so fuckin dark in here + come come fuck apart in here + i die in the process + you die in the process + kettle drum roll hard shit + fuck i said fucker dont start shit + emerald tablet apartment toxic + come come fuck apart in here +--- Track: You reposted in the wrong neighborhood Artists: - SHOKK @@ -18107,9 +21890,8 @@ Duration: '3:18' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzI3tmvrCc Sampled Tracks: -- Eminem - Shake That ft. Nate Dogg -- glue70 - Casin -- Casin in turn samples Kool & The Gang’s 1983 song 'Joanna' +- Shake That +- Casin Lyrics: |- Two to the one, from the one to the three I like good pussy and I like good tree @@ -18216,6 +21998,94 @@ Artists: URLs: - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Face_Morgan --- +Track: Backbone +Artists: +- Sean Evans +Duration: '5:58' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/nine-zero-music/backbone +--- +Track: Backyard Fun Theme +# Also known as "funmusic.mp3" +# The song in the background of Backyard Fun, unreleased +Artists: +- Michael Guy Bowman +Duration: '3:56' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa7xBUKruEw&t=52s +--- +Track: casino night +Artists: +- pilotredsun +Duration: '2:43' +URLs: +- https://pilotredsun.bandcamp.com/track/casino-night +--- +Track: Keyboard Combos +Artists: +- Arctures +Duration: '0:30' +URLs: +- https://soundcloud.com/arctures/2016-discord-spot-keyboard-combos +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWrjwUm3Oi4 +--- +Track: Disney Bootlegs - JonTron +# Specifically, the Circle of Life mini-cover +Artists: +- Jontron +Duration: '20:53' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/0ghGWWfzq-o?t=273 +Lyrics: + Oh my go-o-o-od + Oh my god, my god +--- +Track: Donald Trump Says China Remix +Artists: +- Chris Kogos +Duration: '1:44' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbM2F-cfN0A +Lyrics: |- + (approximate) + Let's say China + China China China China China China China China + China China China China China China China China China + I have to have my China + China China China China China China China China China China + China China and a China China China China China China + I know China very well + China China China + China China + China China China + China China + China China China China China I'm from China + China China China China China China I have people that I know in + China China China + China China + China China China China I'm from China China China China + I have people that I know in + China China China + China China China + China China China + China China China + I've been saying China China China China China China + China China China China China China + I go to China China China China China China China China China + China China China I have to have my China + China China China + China China China I've been saying + China China China China China China + China China China China + China China China I have China China China + I go to China China China China China + China China China China China China China + China China China China China China China + China China China China China China China + China I love China China China China China + China all the time China + (And by the way, I love China) +--- Track: Flowey's Laugh Artists: - Warner Bros. @@ -18245,6 +22115,25 @@ Artists: - Jurassic Park Duration: '2:06:30' --- +Track: Magical Dream Bed +Artists: +- TomSka +Duration: '0:21' +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vrnJp5GcKQ +Lyrics: |- + I'm a magical dream bed flying through the sky + on a magical journey just for you and i + Just think of all the outer space we'll find + on our very own private magic carpet ride + Spring forward! + Boxpring into adventure! + It's all about your frame of mind! + Bed frame of mind! + When we're together! + That's all that mattress! + I can feel it building deep inside! +--- Track: Mush X Makin Artists: - MrMush diff --git a/album/take-my-song-in-a-completely-different-direction.yaml b/album/take-my-song-in-a-completely-different-direction.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..8a94bdf7 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/take-my-song-in-a-completely-different-direction.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,210 @@ +Album: Take My Song in a Completely Different Direction +Date: January 3, 2017 +Date Added: August 18, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/take-my-song-in-a-completely-different-direction +- https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9nQO3nIas39khygO2rjDqC +Cover Artists: +- TirantBacon +Track Art File Extension: png +Cover Art File Extension: png +Color: '#6B8DA0' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + AKA that time [[artist:tirantbacon]] posted a screenshot in #team_school and everyone made their own take(s) on it + + <i>Makin:</i> + The name of the album is a reference to [[artist:michael-guy-bowman]]'s ancient fan-adventure <a href="https://mspfa.com/?s=14230&p=1">Take my life in a completely different direction.</a> +--- +Track: Is this a chord progression? +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- TirantBacon +Duration: '00:06' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/is-this-a-chord-progression +- https://youtu.be/bKLKy2Pt5CA +--- +Track: it isnt really a harmonic progression but more like a harmonized melody/ostinato +Directory: harmonized-melody-slash-ostinato +Artists: +- Tensei +Cover Artists: +- Tensei +Duration: '00:14' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/it-isnt-really-a-harmonic-progression-but-more-like-a-harmonized-melody-ostinato +- https://youtu.be/Lo5YfxWfaSw +--- +Track: It's Bb Major Not A# Major (Because The Song Is In D Minor) +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Duration: '02:49' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +- it isnt really a harmonic progression but more like a harmonized melody/ostinato +- track:MeGaLoVania +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-bb-major-not-a-major-because-the-song-is-in-d-minor +- https://youtu.be/dpoeBcRUFvg +--- +Track: The Tirant Waltz +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- Difarem +Duration: '00:28' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +- it isnt really a harmonic progression but more like a harmonized melody/ostinato +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-tirant-waltz +- https://youtu.be/MaPhZXrN7lk +--- +Track: Just slap an accordion onto there. It'll be fine. +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Cover Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Duration: '01:43' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/just-slap-an-accordion-onto-there-itll-be-fine +- https://youtu.be/skMfatbztOk +--- +Track: I Cheated By Moving Tirant's Melody One Eighth Note To The Left +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Kusoro +Duration: '02:26' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-cheated-by-moving-tirants-melody-one-eighth-note-to-the-left +- https://youtu.be/bUSmXIiN2RA +--- +Track: It's 4/4 now and a different genre +Directory: its-4-4-now-and-a-different-genre +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- Interrobang +Duration: '04:00' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-4-4-now-and-a-different-genre +- https://youtu.be/ajUqgIb74Qc +--- +Track: i botched up the time signature (aka unintentional alphys) +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Duration: '00:42' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +- Negastrife +- Snow halation +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-botched-up-the-time-signature-aka-unintentional-alphys +- https://youtu.be/aNFpLgp7CXI +--- +Track: I also want to contribute +Artists: +- NyashAlex +Cover Artists: +- NyashAlex +Duration: '00:44' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-also-want-to-contribute +- https://youtu.be/wvLa0iMGxmU +--- +Track: this kind of works.wav +Directory: this-kind-of-works-dot-wav +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Duration: '00:43' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/this-kind-of-works-wav +- https://youtu.be/FtEkfX38pko +--- +Track: '4/4 is better :Vrasky: (aka: Wait, TENSEI made a song for this?!)' +Directory: '4-4-is-better-vrasky' +Artists: +- Tensei +Cover Artists: +- Tensei +Duration: '00:49' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/4-4-is-better-vrasky-aka-wait-tensei-made-a-song-for-this +- https://youtu.be/fqobgKW-hPE +--- +Track: Four Four and Seven Years Ago, or, "I didn't listen to any of the others, but apparently it was supposed to be in 3/4" +Directory: four-four-and-seven-years-ago +Artists: +- Bin +Cover Artists: +- Bin +Duration: '00:19' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/four-four-and-seven-years-ago-or-i-didnt-listen-to-any-of-the-others-but-apparently-it-was-supposed-to-be-in-3-4 +- https://youtu.be/1zctRq_EDAU +--- +Track: 4/4 is better i agree with tensei +Directory: 4-4-is-better-i-agree-with-tensei +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Duration: '01:21' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/4-4-is-better-i-agree-with-tensei +- https://youtu.be/ln3HFt35gd8 +--- +Track: made completely in 2017 +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Duration: '01:41' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +- Stay in Touch +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/made-completely-in-2017 +- https://youtu.be/GmwmkGmryQI +--- +Track: Groovin' +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- TirantBacon +Duration: '01:51' +Referenced Tracks: +- Is this a chord progression? +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/groovin-2 +- https://youtu.be/Oxh9LMJHz0U \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring.yaml b/album/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..c143d1a6 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,136 @@ +Album: The Ballad of Megan Pouring +Date: May 2, 2017 +Date Added: August 24, 2022 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring +Artists: +- Gordian +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Track Art File Extension: png +Color: '#b7b7b7' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Commentary: |- + <i>XenoZane:</i> (Youtube upload) + <i>MAKIN VOICE REVEAL (MUST WATCH) (NOT CLICKBAIT) ✔️✔️✔️ (EXCLUSIVE)</i> + <img src="media/misc/ballad-of-megan-pouring-thumbnail.jpg" width="618" height="348" /> + + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> (Bandcamp description) + the dawn of an era. + + <i>Makin:</i> (Unmasked) + Giving commentary about this is pretty egotistical, but I'm adding all CANMT albums to the wiki and there's no skipping this one. I was not involved with this track at all and was as surprised as you are right now when it came out. In fact, I barely know any of these people, but they somehow knew my deepest motivations. + This is a rock/soap opera musical track about my reaction to the end of Homestuck, and how visibly "salty" it made me. Memes were created around my reaction, though they were old even at the time this song was made. After Homestuck's Act 7, I found Cool and New Web Comic, which I was able to be unreasonably positive about. I guess that turn made for a good story to tell [[track:throguh-song|THROUGH SONG]]. + The rest is just a bunch of fandom nonsense. +--- +Track: The Ballad of Megan Pouring +Artists: +- Gordian +Contributors: +- Kal-la-kal-la (vocals) +- Bin (vocals) +- nights (vocals) +Has Cover Art: false +Duration: '06:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring +Referenced Tracks: +- The Ballad of Megan Pouring (instrumental) +- Crime Sheen Inc. +Sampled Tracks: +- The Ballad of Megan Pouring (instrumental) +Lyrics: |- + (Are you done with the salt shaker? + Oh my-- you're not actually gonna eat that, are you? + Megan? + I'm almost done with it.) + + Sodium chloride + Sodium chloride + Megan, you know that stuff's not good for you + But I love it! + Sodium chloride + Slow form of suicide + And it would suck if Megan died! + + I hate my fucking job + I sell little pieces of toast + They look like fucking boats + That's why they're called shiptoasts + + (Miss Pouring, if we don't break even this month I don't see how we can make it. + We'll make it. + But-- + WHAT did I say, Nicole? Now get back to work. + Fuck you, Andrea Hussie. This is all your fault. + You bitch.) + + I wanted to be a princess + And when I was a girl they told me that I could + "As long as you try your hardest" + If only I had asked 'em if I should + I founded a sub for Homestuck + Wish the fucking end was any good + Now all I wanna do is die + Someone tell me why-y-y + (She hates her fucking job) + + (Megan, this is your Doctor. The test results came back... + We tried to warn you about this, you know... + Anyway. We analyzed the salt content in your blood... + And we've come to the conclusion that, if you don't cut down your intake... + There's just no way you can survive.) + + Someone, someone tell me + When I asked for this or + What my sin was to deserve this lot in life + I know I'm not the best of people but you must believe + Me God, if you are out there I can change + I feel my self control, my salty sinful soul + Inside me slip away, I'll end my life today + + Oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh (etc.) + MY NAME IS O, DID SOMEBODY RING? + FOR I AM GOD, THE LORD OF ALL, EVERY H*CKING THING + GOD HEARD THY PRAY'R AND HE WILL ANSWER THEE + COME HOME, MY CHILD, SING ALONG WITH US AND THEN YOU SHALL BE FREE + + (Megan, listen. I'm sorry about what Hussie did to you. + I want to make sure what she did never happens to anyone again. + She's burning in hell as we speak, + Being forced to make a video game that will never be completed. + If you come with me and post back to heaven, we can all make high quality rips for eternity. + And Megan - will you marry me? + Yes! I will!) + + (No way Sheen, no way Sheen, you're not as big a fan of Jimmy's dad as I am!) + Cool and new web-comic + Cool and new web-comic + It saved the fandom and Megan too (it's true!) + Best fanmade property + Better than Hiveswap'll be + O, and it's all because of you! + The music is shit and yet good too! + What can we say, it's Cool and New! +--- +Track: The Ballad of Megan Pouring (instrumental) +Artists: +- Gordian +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '06:23' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-megan-pouring-instrumental +Referenced Tracks: +- track:doctor +- track:penumbra-phantasm +- Bad Apple!! +- Snow halation +- track:unintentional-touhou +- Feel Good Inc. +- Homestuck Anthem +- Bridal Chorus +- Wanderlust \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/album/v8lume.yaml b/album/v8lume.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..c5f72c67 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/v8lume.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1808 @@ +Album: V8️lu♏e +Directory: v8lume +Date: January 14, 2017 +Date Added: August 18, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/v8-lu-e +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr8Yhavs2EDd_r7AR-O4rc6U +Cover Artists: +- bobthetacocat +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- Vriska +- LoHaC +- LoLaR +- Skaia +- LoFaF +- LoWaS +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Banner Artists: +- bobthetacocat +- Makin (edits for wiki) +Banner Dimensions: 1100x216 +Banner File Extension: png +Wallpaper Artists: +- bobthetacocat +- Makin (edits for wiki) +Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.55;' +Wallpaper File Extension: png +Color: '#2f89e2' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Additional Files: +- Title: Album Booklet + Files: + - volume_8_booklet_FINAL.pdf +Commentary: |- + <i>bobthetacocat:</i> (Artist) + Let me tell you a little story that starts from Volume V. The art team were having an "let's go through our art and see how much it sucks" binge, when I came across my track art for "i need an abumbalnce!!.mp3" and saw the LOWAS in the top left corner. The first thing I thought to myself was "hey, I could make that better." And so the editing of the original begins, and I end up with this. After getting a lot of positive reception and people asking me to make other planets, I decided to do this: start (and finish) LOHAC, then move on to LOLAR, then finally LOFAF. Over the course of working on LOHAC (which took too long to make the base circle of) I realized that I wasn't going to do anything with them, effectively making these for no reason. About this time is where I had the idea of arranging them in a Volume 8 cover fashion because, hey, I had the planets, I could do the thing, what's to lose? + After finishing LOHAC, XenoZane (sup booklet guy) asked me to do LOLAR, and as a joke, I decided to do LOLAF, Rose's CANWC planet instead. That joke was the only reason I had LOLAF handy and decided to do LODAR soon after finshing LOLAR. (and by soon after i mean the same day) + The same day is when i decided to make a base concept for what I was going to do with these planets that would have no use otherwise. After placing the planets that I had in their positions, more people starting noticing that the art for the planets had no use at the time. + I made a second concept art the next day. + On the same day, Makin noticed the art i was making and said this. Now, for some reason, my brain read that as "you can have the volume 8 spot" for some wild, bizzare, :wackyZany: reason. ((Insider info: the original Volume 8 album art was repurposed into the CaNHS3 album art.)) + For some unknown reason, it took me three days to make LOFAF, and two days later I decided to make a "final plan" that never worked out, and made an 8 for the cover slightly after. + It took me too long to do the stars, about a week or something like that, but I got them done and that's all that matters. I added the Vrasky not too long after. + So yeah. That's the story about how a little edit to an old project stemmed into the cover for an album, and a project that I consider one of my best. + Overall, making the Volume 8 cover was a really fun project, and helping this team (and the team helping me) has been the greatest thing I've experienced in years, maybe ever. + I hope you have fun (or had fun, if you're reading this retroactively) with the album. Stay safe out there. + <img src="media/misc/v8lume-collage.jpg" width="450" height="300"/> + + <i>XenoZane:</i> (Team Member) + fuck you bob i do not read your commentary because you put so many fucking pictures like goddamn +--- +Track: Cool and New Music Team +Artists: +- MrMush +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '00:49' +Referenced Tracks: +- Mush X Makin +Sampled Tracks: +- Mush X Makin +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-music-team +- https://youtu.be/X5boL99uhkQ +Lyrics: |- + (Great, uhh there's good parts of the fandom and then there's this. I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun. Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like w-wh-w-w-wha-what if we made, what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some... real stuff? Naaaaaah.... naaah... nah, I like memes. Alright, fine.) +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Composer) + https://soundcloud.com/mr-mush/mush-x-makin + + <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Artist) + i literally just put the bee movie script in the background, added some meme shit, then threw it into the hell that is blingee. fun fact: blingee still thinks myspace is the most popular social media platform. MYSPACE. +--- +Track: Fresh Jimmy Anthem +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Fresh Jimmy +Duration: '02:26' +Referenced Tracks: +- Homestuck Anthem +- Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz +- Party Rock Anthem +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fresh-jimmy-anthem +- https://youtu.be/HDnzQiYV7x4 +Commentary: |- + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + "This started as a thing I made for my effort to do some music at least once a day for two weeks in winter break. The original goal was to make something house-y (based on the obvious house-home pun), but it instead turned into a weird electronic song that I had no idea what to do with. + Then S[FRESH JIMMY dropped and I realized ""weird electronic song"" was exactly the genre that I had established as being Jimmy's in Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz. So I continued from the Homestuck Anthem parts to FJFB parts and then a part from... a different anthem." + + <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist) + yo i made this fuckin trackart gangster as fuck man fresh jimmys a fucking og motherfucker and i needed this fucking trackart to respect that yo so i gave my man fj a fuckin boombox and shit and put him behind an urban citty decaying wall and shit yeah man what a fuckin g id let him suck my fucking dick with his motherfucking scaly bubble mouth holy shit that sounds so fucking hot ngl anyways yeah fresh jimmys a fucking g shoutout to my man wheals for making this track hes pretty cool +--- +Track: Conflict! (Guitarkind) +Artists: +- Tensei +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:53' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:conflict +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conflict-guitarkind +- https://youtu.be/bLq_G3EQZhA +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Good Cop) + @Tensei do you have any commentary for conflict guitarkind + + <i>Tensei:</i> (Composer) + no + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Red Cop) + tensei can i make the commentary me asking that and you saying no + + <i>avocado:</i> (Artist) + this art took me uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about 500 hours +--- +Track: (Un)Intentional Touhou +Directory: un-intentional-touhou +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Jhon +- Hecka Jef +- John +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '02:57' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:unintentional-touhou +- Oppa Toby Style +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/un-intentional-touhou +- https://youtu.be/15i0jf9OJ1k +Commentary: |- + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Composer) + Ah, unintentional touhou. How unintentionally touhou. This unintentionally reminds me of a particular song that ends with touhou and starts with unintentional. + Making this song was absurdly fun. It was the first time I've really got to make another version of someone else's song, and I enjoyed what I could do with it. It's not a huge song, and especially not a crazy song in any way shape or form. It was just a small idea that ended with me putting it on the album. And yes, it doesn't sound like a touhou song at all. I'm not a mad man, and especially not ZUN in the slightest :) + All I can really hope is that you like it as much as I liked making it! + + <i>CreatorOfJanespeak:</i> (Artist) + If you can't tell, I really like the idea of psychopathic Jhon. Making Hecka Jef shoot time-travel NANCHOS for the totally not intentional again Touhou looks cool too, you hafta admit. (Also, obligatory Rorb is the best part of the track art.) +--- +Track: HECKACIoUS +Artists: +- cryptologicalMystic +Cover Artists: +- cryptologicalMystic +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '01:07' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/heckacious +- https://youtu.be/YA6ed4Psd1w +Commentary: |- + <i>cryptologicalMystic:</i> (Composer) + The reason that this song sounds random is that it really is random. I found a sheet music generator online (randomsheetmusic.com, if you must know) and painstakingly typed the output into MuseScore (it was the only one I found that actually worked for what I want, and it didn't support MIDIs). I think my rationale for doing so was half deficiency in original composition techniques (seriously, look at my SoundCloud, it's all remixes, all of it) and half a pretense of "oh, since Hecka Jeff is a corrupt(ed?) character, his music should be corrupt as well" to hide the fact that I really didn't know what I was doing. I don't know why this made it onto Vol. 8 at all, actually. + + <i>cryptologicalMystic:</i> (Artist) + I have an old version of the track art. It's slightly disturbing in a way incompatible with the idea of the track, which is why it's not the final version. It looks like a dolphin. Not sure why I kept it, except to laugh at. +--- +Track: Bowstutzlogic +Artists: +- Makin +Cover Artists: +- Saeko +Duration: '02:25' +Referenced Tracks: +- Technologic +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- Bumper to Bumper +- Texas History +- Rice Bucket Challenge +- Your Bed +- Backyard Fun +- Good Cop Red Cop +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowstutzlogic +- https://youtu.be/I9bNs3FoHCM +Lyrics: |- + Thinking + Favorite breakfast + Marvin Pittsburgh! + Michael + Kidding Useless Russia + The Rice Bucket Challenge + Buy it Sandbag Bed Safe Bed Good + Hobby Lobby Antique Mirrors + + Bowstzutzlogic + Bowstzutzlogic + Bowstzutzlogic + Bowstzutzlogic + + Thinking Credit Money Number Happens Buttocks 4 850 + Favorite breakfast cereal's Fruity Pebbles Jingle No it's Stutzman + Marvin Pittsburgh Tell us Meat Cubes Pasta Curious Situation + Michael let's have backyard fun Texas history, dental records + Kidding Useless Russia Human inside my head UNDER ARREST + The Rice Bucket Challenge Jack off right over here Blah ALS + Buy it Sandbag Bed Safe Bed Good Bed knows what time Life Insurance + Hobby Lobby Antique Mirrors My compulsive masturbation + + Thinking Credit Money Number Happens Buttocks 4 850 + Favorite breakfast cereal's Fruity Pebbles Jingle No it's Stutzman + Marvin Pittsburgh Tell us Meat Cubes Pasta Curious Situation + Michael let's have backyard fun Texas history, dental records + Kidding Useless Russia Human inside my head UNDER ARREST + The Rice Bucket Challenge Jack off right over here Blah ALS + Buy it Sandbag Bed Safe Bed Good Bed knows what time Life Insurance + Hobby Lobby Antique Mirrors My compulsive masturbation + + Thinking Credit Money Number Happens Buttocks 4 850 + Bowstutzlogic + Bowstutzlogic + Favorite breakfast cereal's Fruity Pebbles Jingle No it's Stutzman + Bowstutzlogic + Bowstutzlogic + Marvin Pittsburgh Tell us Meat Cubes Pasta Curious Situation + Buy it Sandbag Bed Safe Bed Good Bed knows what time Life Insurance + Hobby Lobby Antique Mirrors My compulsive masturbation + Marvin Pittsburgh Tell us Meat Cubes Pasta Curious Situation + + Michael let's have backyard fun Texas history, dental records + Kidding Useless Russia Human inside my head UNDER ARREST + Bowstutzlogic + Bowstutzlogic + Bowstutzlogic + Bowstutzlogic +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Composer) + This is my [[track:three-in-the-morning-4-13-hours-late-remix-canwc-gh|4 1/3 hours late mix]], as a homage to the best two comedians/artists/geniuses vaguely associated to the Homestuck and Cool and New fandoms for some reason. I hope you enjoy the soothing bowtunes and stutzballades together with the electronic Daft Punk shit. The new instrumentals are actually BACK YARD vocoded, but it seems I went too far in distorting them. If you think this is repetitive, the original song is 5 minutes long and has less variety, so don't complain :jaedAngery: + + <i>Saeko:</i> + I dont even know what to type here, just throwing some bowman memes with shitty effects and done I guess. +--- +Track: u kiled swet bro - Prepare to Die +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- Minish +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '03:59' +Referenced Tracks: +- Where making this hapen +- you kiled swet bro prepair to di +- track:doctor +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/u-kiled-swet-bro-prepare-to-die +- https://youtu.be/zh0vrpdst58 +Commentary: |- + <i>TirantBacon:</i> + "this is it the moament youre all been a waiting for + swet bro had dead + hecka jeff is angery + jhon egbret is stutid + If you've heard the song already before reading the commentary, you'll know it's pretty intense in terms of instrumentation. I wanted this specific song to fit a stunning conclusion to the ""Hecka Jeff wants to kill Jhon Egbret"" saga which is currently being brought up in CaNWC. It actually has an interesting production backstory, involving numerous attempts at trying to conceptualize how this song would be arranged. + I first made a song of the same name a while back, but I declared it ""too awkward to have it on any proper album"", so I discarded it without hope that I would attempt another version, until the hecka jeff album came around, resulting in a short mediocre publish of what I thought would be a good battle theme at the time. I THEN decided to rework this song from the point I left off of the original, which is why I kept the original intro from the previous version. + There are many points I'd like to mention about the song, but to keep it short I'd like to say that I really enjoyed making it, and that this song isn't meant to blow anyone's socks off, but it's suppose to tell a story. I feel as if I've come a long way in terms of composition knowledge + production knowledge, and I think this song really shows it well. + (If you couldn't guess the title is a reference to The Princess Bride, a movie I haven't watch yet! I should totally go watch it.)" + + <i>Minish:</i> (Artist) + yay im on this now, also greenhaerden said this: "i cleaned it up a bit in a shitty free paint app on my phone and added a cape." +--- +Track: I AM V8RY IM8ORT8ANT +Artists: +- MoreEpicThanYou747 +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Duration: '01:21' +Referenced Tracks: +- Killed by BR8K Spider!!!!!!!! +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-v8ry-im8ort8ant +- https://youtu.be/390FjDtodoI +Commentary: |- + <i>MoreEpicThanYou747:</i> (Composer) + "I've wanted to do something with Killed by 8r8k Spider!!!!!!!! for a while, and Vrasky's appearance in the comic was the perfect opportunity to do it. + ...She hasn't been particularly IM8ORT8ANT in CaNWC since the scene she appeared in, though. Maybe I backed the wrong horse, or in this case, supermassive black hole, on this one." + + <i>CreatorOfJanespeak:</i> (Artist) + I don't even remember making the art for this. Fuckin' Vrasky. +--- +Track: '{s] coaster: Rise and fall' +Artists: +- Ragzilla +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Dabe +- John +- Dave +Duration: '02:51' +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-coaster-rise-and-fall +- https://youtu.be/kdWGod89Pkw +Commentary: |- + <i>Ragzilla:</i> (Composer) + Cool and new webcomic is the perfect mix of silly joke and actual effort into making silly jokes. I love the Roller Coaster Tycoon joke, and i wanted the "actual effort, but still a silly joke" feel to it. I love making EDM music, so I chose a quick tempo, and just rolled with it. I wanted it to be upbeat, and also happy. + + <i>Makin:</i> (Artist) + I made this a long long time ago for another song, so long that I have genuinely forgotten which one it was. I think it was a cookiefonster song, but he didn't like this glorious track art, so I had to shelve it. Wheals reminded me that this track was missing art and that mine fit it perfectly, so its time had finally come. + The track art is based on that one guy from Wacky Zany Races or something. Evil Jhon will always be the best subject for my art. + tl;dr: fuck you cookie even if it wasn't your song :jaedAngery: Also this track is pretty fucking good, I got lucky. +--- +Track: (intractive?) Character Selection Screen +Artists: +- william_ +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- MSPA Reader +- Dadd +- Momi +- Hrates Bocars +- Germy +- Jhon +- Dabe +- WQ +- Femorafreack +- Rose +- Jaed +- Hecka Jef +- Jack Noir +- John's dad +- Rose's mom +- HB +- John +- Dave +- Jade +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '01:28' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intractive-character-selection-screen +- https://youtu.be/kxf_5F9RxKA +Commentary: |- + <i>william_:</i> (Composer) + i wanted to make a relatively simple chillout song for the almighty act 3nd character selection screen. that is what i did! it's a lot mellower than most stuff in the canmt discography, but i don't necessarily think that's a bad thing. variety is cool! in the second half of this song, i accidentally shifted the bass section forward 1 measure while i was making it. and it actually sounded great! like a neat spin on the existing bassline. so i kept it like that! probably the most clever thing i have done with my music, which says a lot. exclamation mark! + + <i>william_:</i> (Artist) + i wonder how the mspa reader would've reacted after not a single moment of interaction in all of cool and new webcomic. he'd probably, like, shoot himself TWICE. cause that's possible +--- +Track: Starry Midnight +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Skaia +Duration: '02:16' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:liquid-negrocity +- Flare +- Solar Voyage +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/starry-midnight +- https://youtu.be/Nxk_SwHBWGQ +Commentary: |- + <i>Koba:</i> (Composer) + its not a vriska track i apologise + + <i>nights:</i> (Artist) + furriest thing i ever drawn in my life +--- +Track: Bowmanian Jungle +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Mobius Trip +Duration: '04:19' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- track:sburban-jungle +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +- Underneath It All +- Dawn of Man +- Roll With The Punches +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Backyard Fun +- 100% +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmanian-jungle +- https://youtu.be/oZEE9CiQjJ8 +Lyrics: |- + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + Bobobobowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + namwoB leahciM Michael Bowman + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— + + Michael Bowman + + I don't have any ideas + I, I don't have BACK YARD FUN + I don't, don't-don't-don't-don't BACK YARD FUN + I don't, have any ideas + I don't, Michael + Bowman + Is + Awesome + Mi-mi-mi-michael + Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman + I-i-is— is + Awes— Awes— Awes-awes-awes-awes-awesome! + + Any ideas + BACK + YARD + FUN + + B + It's-it's-it's-it's Bowman Remix + It's a Michael Bowman Remix + + (Mi-mi-mi-michael) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is— is) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is— is) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is— is) (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Awes— Awes— Awes-awes-awes-awes-awesome!) 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(Michael Bowman) (A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + + (Mi-mi-mi-michael) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Bow— Bow-bow— Bo-bow— Bowman) (Michael Bowman) (A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (I-i-is— is) (Michael Bowman) (Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + (Awes— Awes— Awes-awes-awes-awes-awesome!) (Michael Bowman) (A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma—) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— + + Michael Bowman + One hundred percent! + One hundred percent! + One hundred percent... + One hundred percent... + One hundred percent... + One hundred percent... + One hundred percent... +Commentary: |- + <i>WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES:</i> (Composer) + I spent way too much time on this track in relation to the quality it ended up at. Originally, I just planned on a Sburbian Jungle remix with the Michael Bowman Remix as the backing drum track. When several people pointed out that would be relatively boring, I responded by shoving in a random assortment of other Bowman songs, along with audio clips from some of his videos. The ""I have no ideas"" clips within the piano solo section is meant to reflect how I was basically just placing audio clips semi-randomly at that point. + Most of the actual instrumentation in this was just me fiddling with various synth presets, and just stacking and stacking them on top of each other. I'm surprised that it ended up as coherent as it did. + + <i>groeuf:</i> (Artist) + i sent this image to bowman because i realized it would be fitting for a song called [[track:suicide-hotline|suicide hotline]] and he responded with "Thanks! You meme like one of the best." i've never been more proud +--- +Track: Dialup +Artists: +- Gordian +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- WQ +- Jhon +- Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite +- Rose +- AR +- John +Duration: '02:13' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:penumbra-phantasm +- track:doctor +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dialup +- https://youtu.be/cV8uHxvn_ZA +Commentary: |- + <i>gordian12:</i> (Composer) + "The same note pattern over and over again gets grating after a while, regardless of how many layers you add." + ~[[artist:bin]], 2017 + + <i>william_:</i> (Artist) + this song seemed to suit a tense, frantic moment in the webcomic. so i decided to pick the 3x INTERACTION COMBO scene in act 3nd! drawing three different arts at once definitely took a lot of time, but i think it's one of my best arts! also i discovered tilt shift blur in photoshop while i was making this, was that too obvious +--- +Track: Doomed Timeli ne +Artists: +- MrCheeze +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '00:41' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doomed-timeli-ne +- https://youtu.be/LcSHXutWY4U +Commentary: |- + <i>MrCheeze:</i> (Composer) + I've always felt these albums could use a bit more of an avant garde side. If it sounds like "normal music", are you even really trying? That said, this song is litterally just notes placed at random on a piano roll. It's about as good as you could expect from that, but the song "o" from volume s*x was a much better implementation of that philosophy. +--- +Track: Jhon's Lament +Artists: +- meems +Cover Artists: +- StarlightCalliope +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '01:38' +Referenced Tracks: +- Meet the Flintstones +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhons-lament +- https://youtu.be/pw52VSqvSns +Commentary: |- + <i>meems:</i> (Composer) + A.J. McLean once said "Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night." Ever since the beginning of time, music has affected the human race in many different ways. Whether it be used for worship services, laxed get-togethers, or frequent meetings of the mind, music has proven to be an effective mediator for many situations in life. We see it used in film scores, popular television broadcasts, unpopular television broadcasts; the limit to the application of music is really limitless. However, what many people do not see is the effort that is put into said songs by the composer. Today, I will be looking at how my song, "Jhon's Lament" exemplifies this lack of knowledge to the consumers by detailing the creation process, describing the emotion that was put into the song, and discussing my satisfaction with the result of the song, when considering the creation process. It was a rainy day in the dreary Southeastern United States. As I was preparing to rest myself, my mind was pierced with the consuming thought of "bitch you gotta write a song for your composition class you're fucked, you cheeky bastard." Frantically, like any reasonable-minded person, I ran into the kitchen and assembled myself a turkey sandwich. I was quite pleased (A/N: The sandwich was quite delicious, if you were wondering). However, that looming threat of failing my composition class penetrated me, like a skewer that is about to perforate the delicate skin of an olive being presented in the form of a delectable kebab. With this in mind, I decided that it was finally time to take action. I reluctantly sat down at my computer and opened Fruity Loops Studio 12.1. I dragged my VST of choice into the Channel Rack, and patiently waited until my fate was decided: It was time to make a song. Dramatically, I powered on my Yamaha P45B keyboard, and opened the piano roll. My hands were sweating. Not due to the threat of failing the semester, but due to the fact that someone probably spiked the turkey that went into my sandwich earlier. That shit will fuck you up, yo. You gotta be careful where you get that turkey from :eyes_emoji: Anyways, I took a deep breath, spread my cape across my seat, and began to play a melody. Sadly enough, this melody wasn't good enough to be a melody, so I just made it an ostinato. This would later on prove to be very successful in the song, and would be the backbone of sheer art. As I was coming up with a melody, the turkey sandwich must have brought upon some extreme inspiration, because as I was hearing those notes repeatedly play, I assembled a melody. However, this inspiration did not last long, because on the second measure of the melody, the inspiration had left, and I was left with a skeleton of a song. So I did what any good musician would do: Half-ass it and through in some motifs, and I did just that. I broke the bass chord and added in Sburban Jungle. It was music to my ears. I figured I'd go through the chorus of Sburban Jungle and add it the same way that I started it. For originality purposes, I decided to go with everyone's favorite song and rarely-used meme, Flintstones. However, I was presented with a crisis. Flintstones is written in a major key. This song is in a minor. Therefore, I did what any reasonable person would do and put Flintstones in A Minor. It was perfect. The song was complete. I had accomplished my task, with minutes to spare. The last thing to do was to submit the song. The entire process ended up taking 45 minutes, and I was worried about the outcome. Would my teacher know? Would she fail me, anyways? No matter. I was forced to submit it. Within these last few hours, I conceived a thought. "What if I submitted this song to the Cool and New Music Team?" Oh yes. This was a grand idea. The song's name, however, was "River's Lament." That had to be changed. What better idea than to change it to "Jhon's Lament." Oh yes. That was great. The night was complete, I had written a song, even though I was not terribly fond of how the teacher would react. Fast-forward a few days and I am struck with utter surprise. The teacher had given me a perfect score on the assignment, and she even left a little note, too. As I was receiving my report on the song, I looked at the bottom of the paper, where it said, as clear as day, "is that Flintstones at the end? :)" + + <i>StarlightCalliope:</i> (Artist) + meems' commentary is the only thing that matters. +--- +Track: Rose-a-Coaster +Artists: +- Interrobang +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Skyplayer +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +- Rose +Duration: '01:38' +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:aggrieve +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rose-a-coaster +- https://youtu.be/6KxVN5-FCAQ +Commentary: |- + <i>Interrobang:</i> (Composer) + Inspired by that one CANWC page where jhon makes a rollercoaster that looks like rose. I converted the first part of Aggreive into 3/4 and then put it together with RCT theme, and decided to use the most carnival instrument i could think of, the calliope. It sat like that for a long while and then cookie added another part to it, which i re-instrumentated. + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Artist) + All I really did was transcribe more parts of the RCT theme song and the second half of Aggrieve but it was still fun to do. + + <i>Skyplayer:</i> (Artist) + I have no skill whatsoever in 2D art. Therefore, you get to experience this grotesque 3D creation of Rose that's reminiscent of a certain Tank Engine.You can also see I also tinted the logo purple, which is about my limit of 2D art. +--- +Track: The Bird is Back +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +- Saeko +Art Tags: +- Davesprite +- Dream Bubbles +Duration: '01:34' +Referenced Tracks: +- Davesprite +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-bird-is-back +- https://youtu.be/cGD-yOP2_Tk +Commentary: |- + <i>BitesizeBird:</i> (Composer) + Not that anyone cares but it's been 3 months since I made a song, so I thought I'd make return with a song that I don't hear remixed all that often. Shoutout to Kali, Bird and Bird and Simpleflips. + + <i>BitesizeBird:</i> (Artist) + Davesprite, but with bigger wings. That was it really. I wonder if he's compensating for his bird dick something. + + <i>Saeko:</i> (Artist) + I fixed some weirdly colored pixels left and right and also added a background that would be more fitting for davepeta because thats really the only time when the bird comes back even tho its not a track on davepeta +--- +Track: FairyDust (Vrasky's Theme) +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- Vriska +Duration: '02:52' +Referenced Tracks: +- Vriska's Theme +- track:umbral-ultimatum +- track:moshi-moshi +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fairydust-vraskys-theme +- https://youtu.be/_OVwt1ze-ec +Commentary: |- + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Composer) + <b>WHO LET THAT SAX IN</b> + I originally planned to make this song totally unrelated to CaNWC as more of a Vriska song then Vrasky song, but I just couldn't resist mixing it up a notch. Vrasky just needed a theme so badly, and how appropriate for an album titled Volume 8 too! I know we haven't actually gotten much to really look at in terms of Vrasky's appearances, but I feel as if this song was right for her in some way (don't quote me on that). + This song starts off very wonky and out of place, and definitely has no really direction. I made most of the song in a blues scale because that's usually what was running for Vriska. The song then jumps into a major scale, which is what I wanted to represent the fact that Vrasky may not be so evil, besides obviously being kinda demanding during her first appearance, and just darn right misunderstood. There's also a Moshi Moshi reference, which is pretty cool. + All in all I hope you enjoy listening to this loud, out of control, messy Vrasky themed song that I spent several hours on trying to perfect to the closest degree, AM I IM8ORT8ANT yet? + + <i>avocado:</i> (Artist) + why + + <i>XenoZane:</i> (Quoter) + "I know we haven't actually gotten much to really look at in terms of Vrasky's appearances, but I feel as if this song was right for her in some way" + -TirantBacon +--- +Track: Amidst This Mess +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Jhon +- Kanaya +- John +Duration: '03:08' +Referenced Tracks: +- Candles and Clockwork +- Stay in Touch +- Terezi's Theme +- Virgin Orb +- Horschestra STRONG Version +- All We're Gonna Get +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/amidst-this-mess +- https://youtu.be/Nk5gEu0GhQg +Commentary: |- + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + "This started as a really old project (originally planned for volume s*x!) to make a Rose song based on an original melody I had written and thought sounded pretty nice. That melody still remains, in the final section of the song. + The song ended up being far more storytelling than I had anticipated, though: it pretty much follows Rose being alone, pestering the shitty trolls, and finally findind Kanaya and leaving with some hope. The title is taken from said pesterlog with Kanaya." + + <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Ex Artist) + <img src="media/misc/amidst-this-mess-beta.png" width="450" height="450"/> + i was going to make good trackart but i am currently mildly worried because a test i did needs to be registered by tonight and it's not registering plus i have to go by 5:00 so just take the sketch i did. close your eyes now and imagine this is a beautiful work of art. beautiful, isn't it? i know. i may revisit it. i may not. who knows? life is brief. this art may never be finished in the history of the universe. quite tragic, no? there's probably another universe in which i do, in fact, finish this trackart, but this is not that universe. only those who have seen this trackart know how beautifully i sketch. i think. fun fact: this whole thing was done in paint.net, which is honestly a pretty bad medium for art. what if life is just a dream, and death is just usewaking up from a deep slumber of 78 years on average? also, if you're wondering, the test was a thing on how to respond to an emergency and it's needed for an exercise i'm doing tomorrow. + +--- +Track: 'pysc0roins: licord boogaloo' +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Duration: '01:55' +Referenced Tracks: +- psych0ruins +- Gangnam Style +Sampled Tracks: +- Gangnam Style +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pysc0roins-licord-boogaloo +- https://youtu.be/aXlx2j7OKDY +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + I don't even know how this song got to be in the album. I'm sorry everyone. + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + The cool and new music team's Kawaii is fuck idol girl icon person thing was too hard to pass up +--- +Track: Cool and New Incipisphere +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Derse +- Prospit +- Skaia +Duration: '02:27' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-incipisphere +- https://youtu.be/xak0DeJW6DQ +Commentary: |- + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + I messed around with Synth1 presets and that happened. + + <i>avocado:</i> (Artist) + did +--- +Track: ｅｘｈａｌｅ +Directory: exhale +Artists: +- swifterjack +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Duration: '01:20' +Referenced Tracks: +- ｅｘｈａｌｅ (Full Ver.) +Sampled Tracks: +- ｅｘｈａｌｅ (Full Ver.) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/--11 +- https://youtu.be/xak0DeJW6DQ +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (lame and old) + If you're reading this I failed in removing this track from volume 8. I'm so sorry. +--- +Track: Fighting Spirit ~Double Ascended Form~ +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- trip +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Femorafreack +- Hecka Jef +- Germy +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '04:19' +Referenced Tracks: +- Fighting Spirit ~Second Form~ +- End of the world +- Smackdown +- Unity of Thorns +- Touchdown +- Battle Against an Average Foe +- track:moshi-moshi +- track:dr-pepper +- track:midnight-suffer +- track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure +- o +- UPW4RD SN1FFM3NT +- 'femorafreack: invesetigat' +- This Saturnine Existence +- licord nacrasty +- Where making this hapen +- Meet the Flintstones +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form +- https://youtu.be/RGm6kbbV8ZU +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + People liked Fighting Spirit Redux so I decided to do another song like that, this time remaking Fighting Spirit Second Form with cool and new motifs. This time I was a lot less self indulgent with picking melodies to use but I got to use some less common ones which was pretty cool and new. My favorite parts of this are Moshi Moshi? and Battle Against an Average Foe. I probably could've used Unintentional Touhou as well but for some reason that didn't occur to me. + + <i>trip:</i> (Artist) + i tried to mimic the original fighting spirit second form art but with the lodar gang. thats about it. hot artists thoughts on this piece: hecka jef looks like gary oak with a fat ass and a blue onesie but honestly im at peace with that idea. also fresh germyquensprit looks like a fucking demon which is rad. + + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + I added big, beefy arms ~~for no discernable reason~~ on the advice of my art guru, and they ran with it, and for that I am forever grateful. + + Original art: + <img src="media/misc/fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-beta.png" width="450" height="450"/> +--- +Track: Aura of Colour +Directory: aura-of-colour +Artists: +- olegoleg123 +Cover Artists: +- CreatorOfJanespeak +Art Tags: +- Rose +Duration: '03:43' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aura-of-colour +- https://youtu.be/C1ieAWpteAU +Commentary: |- + <i>olegoleg123:</i> (Composer) + This song was not originally meant for CANWC and/or Homestuck, however, I decided to apply it here because of two reasons: I felt like it would fit Rose fairly well and I wanted this song to become a persistent leitmotif in CANWC(since original, serious leitmotifs is what the CANWC soundtrack is still very much lacking). Later, I made a few candidates for the ""second version"" of this song(Aura of Void(unfinished), Halloween Track(unrelated to CANWC), Dance of Colour(didn't really turn out all that good), HQ Remaster(didn't really go anywhere after the first two bars, will possibly be continued and released as and ""Alpha Version"")) + This song is to be used when the comic goes from ""mostly ironically shitty and messing around"" to ""100% dark and serious"", which I'm hoping would happen at some point. + + <i>CreatorOfJanespeak:</i> (Artist) + I should probably look up guides on how to draw arms and hands. Body-proportion wise, this is one of the best things I've drawn. The colour aura is my personal favourite part of this track art. That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter. +--- +Track: Quartet +Artists: +- Griever +Cover Artists: +- Austinado +Art Tags: +- Dave +- Jade +- Rose +- John +Duration: '01:19' +Referenced Tracks: +- Quartet (Full Ver.) +Sampled Tracks: +- Quartet (Full Ver.) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/quartet +- https://youtu.be/dyz9RUQBY7g +Commentary: |- + <i>Griever:</i> (Composer) + "The new universe that the kids and trolls and even Calliope made their humble abode was, well, utopic. But it wasn't always that way, you know. In the year 4200, 800 years before the time period that Dave took everybody to, a great war broke out over the most petty of ideals and virtues. You see, there were religious scriptures being uncovered as time went on, and the new Earth was slowly globalizing. But conflict arose when some scriptures began to contradict each other in terms of the relationships between the gods. All of a sudden, sects began to gather, rallying around different pairs of their gods. This was how the shipping wars began. Was Dave really ever into Jade all that much? Or was he really getting along with Karkat on a space-trip that only one other man had seen? Davejade, Davekat, it didn't matter. True believers of every ship imaginable perished on the battlefield for their cause. The great shipping wars of 4200 raged for 4 centuries and thirteen years. On October 25th, 4613, civilization was destroyed as a result of defense portals rerouting weapons of mass destruction to nearly every inch of the planet, coincidentally missing the entire meteor, thankfully. The few survivors had to make a pilgrimage to the meteor to jump start society with ectobiology. Those were some of the bravest souls to ever live on this new universe. + Upon finding out this bit of juicy information, Rose brought it to the attention of John, Dave, and Jade. They shared bittersweet laughs at the absurdity of the war and all the destruction their silly minor childhood crushes and romance-teasing actions had unintentionally caused. And, since they had already gathered for the first time in months, they chose to honor the ones who made the sacrifice to reset the world's society after the great shipping wars. They decided to hold a Deity Concerto in which they played all sorts of music and had a great time, showing the citizens of this new universe the greatest ship of all - friendship. Rose lifted her violin, John placed his hands over the piano. Dave dragged his Phat Beats record mix studio to the stage. Jade got ready to doot on the flute as hard as she could before later switching to bass for half the concert. And they began their opening act, in honor of the war and in honor of the ones that held onto hope for a utopia out of destruction. + This is that opening act. You're fucking welcome." + + <i>Austinado:</i> (Artist) + my thing is the simpsons so since they did everything i looked up the springfield quartet episode and i was like ""well lets just make it homestuck"", also read Vast Error, this is a griever track so thats acceptable to put in +--- +Track: Bendalass +Artists: +- NodaToyama +Cover Artists: +- NodaToyama +Art Tags: +- Jack Noir +- Derse +Duration: '02:41' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:black +- track:aggrieve +- track:showtime-original-mix +- track:beatdown-strider-style +- track:archagent-everlasting +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bendalass +- https://youtu.be/t1swxNfKZcM +Commentary: |- + <i>NodaToyama:</i> (Composer) + This track kinda just happened after some time. I don't know why. + <i>NodaToyama:</i> (Artist) + So, since the song is a bunch of leitmotifs along with Archagent and Black, I wanted to draw a Jack. I completely forgot the yellow outfit, but hey, that's a jack and that's the most important thing about this piece of shit. +--- +Track: Sburban Tycoon +Artists: +- sylvarn +Cover Artists: +- sylvarn +Art Tags: +- Hecka Jef +- Hella Jeff +Duration: '01:43' +Referenced Tracks: +- Sburban Tycoon (Full Ver.) +Sampled Tracks: +- Sburban Tycoon (Full Ver.) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-tycoon +- https://youtu.be/W-fuCr1Buyc +Commentary: |- + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Composer) + Well, I decided to put together a Sburban Jungle reskin but with some cool and new motifs. I couldn't get instrument VSTs to not kill my pc so i stuck to simple shit + + <i>sylvarn:</i> (Artist) + <span style="font-size: 30px">i cba</span> + + <i>XenoZane:</i> (Confused) + sylvarn what +--- +Track: THE 8EST FLARPER EVER!!!!!!!! +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- Vrasky +- Vriska +- Alternia +Duration: '01:30' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-8est-flarper-ever +- https://youtu.be/X4QjgQ9NTRY +Referenced Tracks: +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Spider8ite!!!!!!!! +Commentary: |- + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + I made this track in Jule/August, back when I was going to make Vriska themed solo album to release on 8/8. That kind of didn't work out, and I decided to put finished tracks on Volume 8. + + <i>william_:</i> (Artist) + the track title sounded to me like one of those attention-grabbing titles on a youtube video, so i ran with that. writing 'un-likes' instead of 'dislikes' has got to be the most subtle genius in all of cool and new music team track art history. also yes 99% of troltube's content is minecraft lets plays +--- +Track: SLEP POLISE THEMEME +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Duration: '02:16' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/slep-polise-thememe +- https://youtu.be/erWTvoVuyWw +Referenced Tracks: +- track:midnight-suffer +- track:showtime-original-mix +- licord nacrasty +- Oppa Toby Style +- Kid Radd Theme +- track:in-the-beginning-canwc +Lyrics: |- + Hands on your head get on your bed, your bed, your bed, your bed +Commentary: |- + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer) + i think we've come to a point of unacceptable self indulgence, and its all my fault + on the Discord server, we value sleep extremely highly, and while a hierarchy based on who gets the best sleep every day sounds,,,, kind of like an awesome setting for a novel, the reality is that we trap people in a jail channel until they go to sleep when they refuse The Bed + something something tnx bambosh, something something :thanks: :wheals:, something something jjr is a fucking asshole, thats all the context needed + + <i>avocado:</i> (Artist) + do +--- +Track: Sburban Blaster (Full Version) +Artists: +- Secily Iopara +Cover Artists: +- Secily Iopara +Duration: '02:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-blaster-full-version +- https://youtu.be/I1O6WH8VzWs +Referenced Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +- Science Blaster +Commentary: |- + <i>Secily Iopara:</i> (Composer) + I made this a while back when I was making a bunch of shitty Game Theory thumbnails, and thought I'd make some kind of SBURB Theory series out of it on my channel. That didn't exactly work out and I only used it for a school assignment that was only public on my channel for a short time. This song is also my second contriubution to go on an album and my second midi edit to go on an album. Hopefully the next time you see my name, it'll be accompanied by an original composition. + + <i>Secily Iopara:</i> (Artist) + Game Theory logo plus Homestuck logo. That's all it really is. Used this for a few SBURB Theroy thumbnails and made it all fancy for the track art. I also edited it a bit and used it for my channel icon. +--- +Track: Dreams of hrates' O. T. P +Artists: +- NyashAlex +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Duration: '02:12' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dreams-of-hrates-o-t-p +- https://youtu.be/_3hXP8S9WZY +Commentary: |- + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Composer) + This track started as "testing" DVS Saxophone and choir soundfont's abilities to work and over the course of few days became this. And 2 months later I added tubular bells because why not (and also because they fit the theme of this track). + + <i>BitesizeBird:</i> (Artist) + CANMT-tan is my new waifu. +--- +Track: Savior of the Waking Patient +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- John +- LoWaS +Duration: '02:32' +Referenced Tracks: +- Patient +- Savior of the Waking World +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-waking-patient +- https://youtu.be/A3K4CoUcgPE +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + This is probably the most orchestra bullshit thing I'll ever make, but it's cool finally being able to do a legit song out of the whole Patient/Doctor thing. The flute parts are from a secret song I'm working on that'll probably never be released ever. Not really but it's fun to pretend. + + <i>avocado:</i> (Artist) + so +--- +Track: HOW DO I LIVE (bunnie tiem mix) (feat. renns) +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Duration: '03:11' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:how-do-i-live +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-do-i-live-bunnie-tiem-mix-feat-renns +- https://youtu.be/dAD5fmOQQo4 +Commentary: |- + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer) + <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/5b3kxv/petition_to_canwc_music_team/">https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/5b3kxv/petition_to_canwc_music_team/</a> + you're welcome, world (prepare for more simalar vocal surprises later) + + <i>BitesizeBird:</i> (Artist) + WITHOUT YOU. THERE'D BE NO SUN IN MY SKYYY. +--- +Track: Waters of GameBrodyLoVania +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Art Tags: +- Vriska +Duration: '02:55' +Referenced Tracks: +- Brodylovania +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- Waters of Nazareth +Sampled Tracks: +- Brodylovania +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- Waters of Nazareth +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/waters-of-gamebrodylovania +- https://youtu.be/nuE90JsKtdQ +Lyrics: |- + Alright bros, are you ready? + It's time for the one, the only, GameBro! + He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine + The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms + Are you sure you're ready for this? + Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go + + The GameBro is here and he's got the games + All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame + He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school + And he's got just a few cheat codes for you + There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down + That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown + He's got every game beat and skills that sweet + But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite + + (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody...) + + You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying + You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing + You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then + Well, then, you'll know just who to call + + (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody...) + + It's GameBro! + When you're out of quarters, he's got your back + He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact + Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe + + So, come on, and let's go! + + Uh! + Do it, do it, do it, do it! + Uh! + Alright! + + You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying + You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing + You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then + Well, then, you'll know just who to call + + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + + (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody...) + + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + + (Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody...) + + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop + The games will never stop, the games will never stop +Commentary: |- + <i>Difarem:</i> (Composer) + <span style="font-size: 30px">THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP</span> + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Artist) + I pasted a bunch of images together in PowerPoint to match up with how the song sounds. +--- +Track: Science +Directory: science-v8lume +Artists: +- Isoleucine +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Obama +Duration: '02:14' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/science +- https://youtu.be/kmK94PwJgkY +Commentary: |- + <i>Isoleucine:</i> (Composer) + I was like, hey [[artist:aris-martinian|ost]], I made this, can I be on the team? And much they were like yeah sure whatever. Then I finished it then lost the file. + + <i>avocado:</i> (Artist) + much +--- +Track: dabestep ULTRAMEGAMIX w aditionel drumbs +Artists: +- TirantBacon +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Dabe +- Dave +Duration: '01:53' +Referenced Tracks: +- Lotus (Bloom) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dabestep-ultramegamix-w-aditionel-drumbs +- https://youtu.be/FJ6_Ru6UOhs +Commentary: |- + <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Composer) + Also ~~not~~ known as Dabe's theme (no or yes????????????????????? u decide) + Dabestep's melody was something I initially came up with on the piano as a concept melody, which eventually got transcribed as a proper song. It originally didn't sound this solid and full on, with it instead being more of a typical light chiptune that I didn't plan to go anywhere further with. Eventually, due to choice, I made the triangle wave louder and the drums louder still, which you can hear in the original version. + Xoro heard the song, added drums plus bitcrushing at transition points, and this is the result. I got to say, he improved the song completely, as the drums go very well with the arrangement of the overall tune. He did a great job knowing what rhythm the drums would have! The original version is on the soundtest, if that interests you. + + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + I heard Tirant's song and added an intro and punchier drums, that's pretty much it. + + <i>groeuf:</i> (Artist) + perspective brush amirite +--- +Track: Guilty of Being Alternia +Artists: +- '413' +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Alternia +- Dave +Duration: '00:55' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:atomyk-ebonpyre +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/guilty-of-being-alternia +- https://youtu.be/KI4Xj2xCbOI +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (:wackyZany:) + I hate 413 so much and he didn't even finish his commentary this time. There will be a reckoning, some day. + + <i>avocado:</i> (Artist) + fucking +--- +Track: Conflictlovania +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Vriska +Duration: '01:39' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:MeGaLoVania +- track:conflict +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conflictlovania +- https://youtu.be/RB8gWx0jHkk +Commentary: |- + <i>Difarem:</i> (Composer) + This one has actually a long story; the first version was made back in the volume 2/ii days (if I recall correctly), but I wasn't really satisfied with it, nor with my later attempt to remake it for volume 7. Both these were titled EmeliaKLoVania, referencing the author of Conflict! and had some TTS at the start. Since the joke has worn out, I removed the TTS and changed the title, besides doing general improvements. + + <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist) + <span style="color: lightblue; font-family: comic sans ms, courier, courier new">shoutouts to simpleflips i have no commentary</span> +--- +Track: Willful Cryptanalysis +Artists: +- cryptologicalMystic +Cover Artists: +- cryptologicalMystic +Duration: '02:43' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:unintentional-touhou +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/willful-cryptanalysis +- https://youtu.be/DUXbspRogus +Commentary: |- + <i>cryptologicalMystic:</i> (Composer) + A while back, around when I first joined the team, people noticed that [[artist:discfortune|"Cryptanark"]] and "cryptologicalMystic" both have "crypt" in them. Obviously this meant that we should do a collab. Due to various factors, this ended up manifesting as "me making a remix of his latest song, which happened to be Unintentional Touhou". There's not much else to say. + + <i>Makin:</i> (REEEEEEEEEEEEE) + I told this dude to stop putting his name on all his track art, he's being credited anyawy reeeeeeee + + <i>cryptologicalMystic:</i> (Artist) + a) i made this before you told me to stop and i lost the smaller (i.e. easily edited) version of the file and b) i'm a girl. now HERE'S THE ACTUAL COMMENTARY (edit: added full stop to decrease risk of misinterpretation) + The art is literally just based off of Code Lyoko (Sector 5, if anyone's curious). I debated putting a pixel Skidbladnir in there but eventually decided against it. +--- +Track: Germysprite +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- Germy +Duration: '01:03' +Referenced Tracks: +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/germysprite +- https://youtu.be/3cM0LKflZAM +Lyrics: |- + Alright bros, are you ready? + It's time for the one, the only, Germysprite +Commentary: |- + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + ho + + <i>william_:</i> (Artist) + a very obvious pastiche of Davesprite's track art, with the added caveat of germysprite not having any arms!! so he just sits/floats there doing nothing. classic geromy +--- +Track: frogesong +Artists: +- CogentInvalid +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Frogs +Duration: '02:34' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/frogesong +- https://youtu.be/O5fOgS-GNRM +Commentary: |- + <i>CogentInvalid:</i> (Composer) + Frogs were invented in 1812 by William "William" Haversley, a British aristocrat and amateur astrophysicist best known for his bold assertion, in a research paper published in the Oxford Journal of Natural Philosophy in summer 1808, that the holes visible on the moon's surface were signs of a vast sublunarian tunnel system dug out by a long-extinct race of giant space worms and not, as the conventional wisdom of the time had it, caused by the gaseous excretions of propionibacteria. This claim, being in direct contradiction with the teachings of the Catholic Church, had him branded a heretic, and a hefty price was put on his head - the reward for his capture so valuable that by some accounts, the Pope himself snuck into Haversley's bedchambers in the middle of the night in an attempt to assassinate the man, only to find a wax dummy lying in bed and the man himself hours into a long voyage to Bermuda, where he would spend the rest of his life in exile. Life in Bermuda was comfortable, if lonely, and Haversley spent many an evening sitting on the beach watching the sunset and contemplating the many sorrows of his life - until one day when, having had enough of the solitude, he became determined to build the perfect companion for himself, putting all of his scientific knowledge to the test. For months he laid out detailed plans for his creation, accounting for every organ in the creature's body, every stitch in its recycled skin, every bolt in its artificial skeleton (this was, by the way, several years before the publication of Mary Shelley's seminal work Frankenstein and, therefore, predated the popular grave-robbery-and-monster-assembly craze brought about by trend-obsessed plebians). Finally his plans were perfected, and he began to set them in motion - only to discover that he had a severe dearth of biomass to work with, given that the custom among native Bermudans was to cremate their dead and scatter them to the winds rather than dump them someplace convenient like a graveyard. Haversley therefore had to make do with what he could find - a handful of fish scooped out of a nearby swamp, the occasional squirrel - with a heaping of algae lending both raw cellular material and a distinct green hue to the creature's skin. In the end, it came out looking little like the hominid simulacrum he had intended, but his creation, the very first frog, was nevertheless an incredible achievement: an invasive species that crowded out the surrounding ecosystem, spread unstoppably, and still terrorizes us even today. + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + I just reused some of my own old artwork +--- +Track: adoisTrader's Succesful Financial Operation +Artists: +- NyashAlex +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Tavros +Duration: '03:06' +Referenced Tracks: +- Spanish Waltz +- dESPERADO ROCKET CHAIRS, +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/adoistraders-succesful-financial-operation +- https://youtu.be/m6MKUhE-aKs +Commentary: |- + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Composer) + The sound of whatever instrument plays in Spanish Waltz has always been associated in my head with Tavros, so the idea of remixing it with another Tavros leitmotif was floating around me for quite a while. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + i like castle crasher + + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Composer) + so do i +--- +Track: Rolla Coasta Tycoon +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- John +Duration: '00:45' +Referenced Tracks: +- Warhammer of Zillyhoo +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rolla-coasta-tycoon +- https://youtu.be/2s2ebXkekFo +Lyrics: |- + Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oolla + + Co-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oasta + + Ty-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yyyyy + + Co-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oooon + + Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oolla +Commentary: |- + <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer) + Fun fact: The lyrics to this were originally going to be "Iiiiiiiiiit's Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack" + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + Stained Glass. That's about all I have to say on the matter tbh. +--- +Track: Señor Española +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Rani? +Art Tags: +- Lord English +Duration: '01:46' +Referenced Tracks: +- Lord Spanish +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/se-or-espa-ola +- https://youtu.be/3hlDH2BPJBo +Commentary: |- + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + Native Spanish speakers, please don't kill me. + + <i>Rani?:</i> (Artist) + Él es la belleza, él es la gracia, él sacudió sus maracas en mi cara +--- +Track: Death by Eyewear +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Duration: '02:15' +Referenced Tracks: +- Death by Glamour +- track:conflict +- Tick +- Snow halation +Sampled Tracks: +- Death by Glamour +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/death-by-eyewear +- https://youtu.be/tVtIsHClv9g +Commentary: |- + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer) + One day I thought, hey I wonder how well Death by Glamour sounds combined with Conflict. This idea started as a simple high quality rip concept but it turned into this monstrosity of a song instead. Instead of transcribing the original song precisely except for melodies to replace with Conflict, I added a lot of my own doodling and interpretations of parts. Thanks to dragonChaser for helping with harmonizing that high piano part. In the later parts of the song I decided to use Tick to replace Metal Crusher which it was supposedly based on, and Snow Halation in the sax part because I don't need to explain why. I'm firmly convinced that last part is better than the original, and not even just because of DVS Sax. + I think this is one of the best songs I've ever made, but let's be real here, it's only because the original Death by Glamour is so good. Still, people liked Fighting Spirit Redux well enough so whose tastes am I to judge. + Also this song will never live up to Sbowban Glamour, sorry folks. + + <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist) + i like drawing mettaton i just put knives in his eyes also this was originally going to be a collab with me and tti but i liked the shitty wade i drew as what i wanted so much that i kept it +--- +Track: I GOT A HOUSE FULL OF ROACHES BUT INSTEAD OF SPREADING DISEASE THEY JUST STARTED A SKA BAND IN MY BASEMENT (FUCKING YIKES MAN) +Artists: +- MrCheeze +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '02:02' +Referenced Tracks: +- Broom Temperature +- Horsecatska +- SPIDER DANCE FROM UNDERTALE BUT NOW ITS SKA I GUESS??? (YIKES!!!!!!!) +- Old Skacret +Sampled Tracks: +- Broom Temperature +- Horsecatska +- SPIDER DANCE FROM UNDERTALE BUT NOW ITS SKA I GUESS??? (YIKES!!!!!!!) +- Old Skacret +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-got-a-house-full-of-roaches-but-instead-of-spreading-disease-they-just-started-a-ska-band-in-my-basement-fucking-yikes-man +- https://youtu.be/6OM1lgZ2KAs +Commentary: |- + <i>MrCheeze:</i> (Composer) + With apologies to James. + + <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Artist) + if it isn't clear i fucking hate pheromosa, so let's give some background. + so one day there's a tournament on smogon and it's ""random monotype"" and i sign up for shits and giggles not expecting to win. first round: fighting vs. flying, with me being flying. ""oh lmao fucking easy"" i think. + then the piece of shit pulled out a pheromosa and shit hit the fan for me. + for you who don't care for competitive very much, basically the only way to run pheromosa is with ice beam due to 4x weakness to flying. also, pheromosa is fucking stupidly fast for its attack, with the only real weakness being able to tank a hit. the fucking piece of shit cockroach swept my team completely because like half the team were first route birds and my strongest member being landorus, a ground/flying. + tl;dr pheromosa prevented me from getting what should've otherwise been a ""ggez"" win +--- +Track: Rozepiano +Artists: +- nights +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Rose +Duration: '01:47' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rozepiano +- https://youtu.be/Xv1M15R8kJI +Commentary: |- + <i>nights:</i> (Composer) + this is my first track for canwc, it (hopefully) wont be my last. pleas enjoy. + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + I like this artwork a lot. I'm pretty happy with it, and I think it fits the track pretty well. +--- +Track: Haunt +Directory: haunt-v8lume +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- NyashAlex +Art Tags: +- Vriska +- Tavros +Duration: '02:03' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:MeGaLoVania +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/haunt +- https://youtu.be/Cl1tqbPUqtw +Commentary: |- + <i>Kusoro:</i> (Composer) + Another track from Vriska's album that never happened. + + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Artist) + "i forgot that even vriska, at one point, suffered in the course of the comic" -Cecily Renns, 2017 +--- +Track: You've done this (I can't Believe) +Artists: +- GoomFloops +Cover Artists: +- greenTetrahedron +Duration: '01:19' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:doctor +- track:beatdown-strider-style +- track:sunslammer +Sampled Tracks: +- I Can't Believe You've Done This +Lyrics: |- + Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this + done this, done this + done this, done this (done this, done this) + done this + can't believe you've done this + done this + done this, done this, done this, done this, done this, done this + ah fuck + can't believe you've done this + ah fuck, ah fuck + fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, + fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, + fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, + fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, + done this, done this + ah, ah, fuck + believe you've done this, done this + can't believe you've done this + believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, + believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, + believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, + dooonnnnee thiiiiss +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/youve-done-this-i-cant-believe +- https://youtu.be/oEc2IIElypI +Commentary: |- + <i>GoomFloops:</i> (Composer) + Ah fuck, I can't beleive you've done this. Don't really have much else to say, to be honest. It's a meme. + + <i>greenTetrahedron:</i> (Artist) + tbh i forgot i even made this? oh also i made this entirely in mspaint dont do school stay in drugs if someones beckoning you down a dark alley with candy fucking go for it candy is delicious in fact as i write this commentary im eating a share sized bag of skittles its delicious i seriously love skittles honestly the only candy i like more then skittles is high quality dark chocolate from geneva chocolate company or something like that i cant remember but im pretty sure it starts with a g its probably not geneva because thats the name of the place where they said no more chemical weapons in war or something which stopped everyone from gassing each other in world war 2 like they did in world war 1 hopefully people still listen to geneva during world war 3 or else we might all die and ill finally be hap- i mean me too thanks. +--- +Track: '413143413414143' +Artists: +- CogentInvalid +Cover Artists: +- avocado +Art Tags: +- Terezi +Duration: '01:16' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/413143413414143 +- https://youtu.be/WIT9in9AHfo +Commentary: |- + <i>CogentInvalid:</i> (Composer) + Fun fact: this song was performed live. It was hard to track down five different harpsichords, and even harder to play them all simultaneously, but I think the results speak for themselves. + + <i>avocado:</i> (Artist) + art +--- +Track: Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Orchestraz +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Fresh Jimmy +Duration: '02:55' +Referenced Tracks: +- You're So Rad +- Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz +- Good Grievous Bodily Harm +- track:doctor +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fresh-jimmys-fresh-orchestraz +- https://youtu.be/5lzQGRA_JkI +Commentary: |- + <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer) + Unlike Anthem, this was made from the start as a Fresh Jimmy song, at least partially with the goal to use Good Grievous Bodily Harm, it being the other canon Jimmy leitmotif. Also unlike Anthem, the musical genre is intentionally very far away from FJFB. Originally this was going to be a remix of You're So Rad (an unfinished Malcolm Brown track) called You're So Fresh, but I ended up going in (or at least aiming for) a style closer to classical orchestral music than the movie-score style of You're So Rad. There are a still one or two elements borrowed from You're So Rad, but few enough that the name had to be changed. So, I decided to maximize on the silliness of the genre shift... + + <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist) + i was depressed when i drew this +--- +Track: le canrival +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- Rose +- Jhon +- Dabe +- Jade +- John +- Dave +Duration: '02:12' +Referenced Tracks: +- Purple Tyrant +- track:crustacean +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/le-canrival +- https://youtu.be/TyOBgdutWq8 +Commentary: |- + <i>Noisemaker:</i> (Composer) + Y'know, I probably should've thought of a better title + + <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist) + This is an awesome song! Normally I prefer to do track art completely with hand-placed pixels, but what I had in mind for this invited a different hybrid approach (I didn't have much time and it's faster). From the moment I first read CaNWC it brought me back to the old sprite comic scene so I really wanted to include a tribute to that. Unfortunately I've kind of lost the knack for bad sprite edits since those days so I recruited the most qualified bad pixel artist I knew to help me with Jhon and Jaed. +--- +Track: It Came From Volume 8 +Artists: +- Aris Martinian +Cover Artists: +- william_ +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Vriska +- John +Duration: '01:30' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:axel-f-crazy-frog +- track:formation +- track:moshi-moshi +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:MeGaLoVania +- track:chorale-for-jaspers +- Ratboy Genius Theme Song +- Is this a chord progression? +- Contra +- Unite Synchronization +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/it-came-from-volume-8 +- https://youtu.be/vaZC4drhLMQ +Commentary: |- + <i>wiliam_:</i> (Artist) + because it's a trailer, i decided to whip up a cool 50s scifi horror film poster thing for the track art! it's probably much more dramatic and cool than the actual trailer is, though. (that's nights on fire in the bottom right corner :mmmBukkake:) +--- +Track: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAA Canon remix (not actually cannon though) cannon remix: THIT ONE IS CANON.' +Artists: +- o +Cover Artists: +- NyashAlex +Art Tags: +- WQ +- Horrorterrors +Duration: '00:58' +Referenced Tracks: +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +Sampled Tracks: +- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaa-canon-remix-not-actually-cannon-though-cannon-remix-thit-one-is-canon +- https://youtu.be/jUkHP2UL8Mg +Commentary: |- + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Artist) + I can't believe that I had a chance to work on a track art for o's track. +--- +Track: Arise +Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Artists: +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Dacronian Dignity +- Dadd +- DD +- John's dad +Duration: '06:07' +Referenced Tracks: +- Misery Loves Company +- The Nutshack Intro +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:MeGaLoVania +- Waters of Nazareth +- track:conflict +- Bangarang +- Hopes and Dreams +- track:unintentional-touhou +- track:midnight-suffer +- Crank That +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Ska Punk Flavor +- U.N. Owen Was Her? +- This Saturnine Existence +- track:moshi-moshi +- First Contact +- Sweet Haunt and Hella Bass +- track:focus-canwc-vol-7 +- Meet the Flintstones +- Snow halation +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- Sad Jhon (Full) +Sampled Tracks: +- Waters of Nazareth +- Hopes and Dreams +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Ska Punk Flavor +- Bangarang +- Sad Jhon (Full) +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/arise +- https://youtu.be/fWG4kXtGAYA +Commentary: |- + <i>Wights End:</i> (Composer) + I first started work on this song after listening to the really bass heavy section in the original at 1:20 and thinking "Hey, Waters of Nazareth would be cool here" I don't care for the intro section that uses the motif from my song Misery Loves Company. It doesn't have the grandure that I wanted to achieve, but I didn't really know how to improve it. In retrospect I would probably have referenced a different song. I tried to reference Cool and New Webcomic music motifs as much as possible, but I also included a few others for shits and giggles or because a certain part of the song reminded me of it. I also tried to use iconic soundfonts and VSTs such as DVS Sax (Used in Black), Zunpets (Touhou Trumpets), Earthbound Overdriven Guitar (Used in MeGaLoVania) And two string soundfonts from Hopes and Dreams and Upward Movement. My favorite part is the mashup of Michael Bowman Remix and a U.N. Owen Was Her acapella; and my least favorite part is the transition right after that. I really like Ska music so a lot of the parts of my song are inspired by it. All and all, I'm happy with the song, though there are some things I would have done differently in retrospect. + + <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist) + i ship it +--- +Track: Cognize +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- nights +Art Tags: +- Kanaya +- Germy +- Veil +- Skaia +- Horrorterrors +- Rose +- Hecka Jef +- Jack Noir +- Jhon +- Hella Jeff +- John +Duration: '06:18' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Homestuck Anthem +- track:archagent-everlasting +- track:revelawesome +- We Are Number One +- track:old-secret +- Infinity Mechanism +- track:atomyk-ebonpyre +- track:showtime-original-mix +- track:theme +- track:dissension-original +- track:aggrieve +- The Thirteenth Hour +- Hello Zepp +- Unite Synchronization +- track:harlequin +- Virgin Orb +- Another Jungle +- track:crustacean +- The Lemonsnout Turnabout +- track:in-the-beginning-canwc +- track:unintentional-touhou +- track:moshi-moshi +- Even in Death +- This Saturnine Existence +- Wonderwall +- Fighting Spirit +- track:jungle-3 +- track:conflict +- Tick +- Tock +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cognize +- https://youtu.be/G4rzHIRa08Q +Commentary: |- + <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer) + this was originally for the Credits video(s) of CANH, but we went with the other two instead + it actually syncs up with the original Credits video, because i thought Ascend didnt do enough of that, but what resulted was a more of a typical JJR mess, which im very happy with + + <i>nights:</i> (Artist) + i liked this track too much so i had to do something nice for it. of course by something nice i mean something anime as fuck +--- +Track: 1x SHOWDOWN COMBO +Artists: +- Discfortune +Cover Artists: +- NyashAlex +Art Tags: +- John +Duration: '01:39' +Referenced Tracks: +- Showdown +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/1x-showdown-combo +- https://youtu.be/q8df6RTGq-k +Commentary: |- + <i>Discfortune:</i> (Composer) + Missing some more flute ornamentation, dynamics aren't poppy enough, strings are plucked too quickly for real people, but fuck you I made a joke and it's funny and the song sounds like the 50s: + <a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bybgAnhv2dg">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bybgAnhv2dg</a> + + <i>NyashAlex:</i> (Composer) + This track gave me Christmas vibes, so I decided to go along with the theme of a holiday party. +--- +Track: This song was made 30 minutes before the deadline so fuck you +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Vriska +Duration: '01:01' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:showtime-piano-refrain +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/this-song-was-made-30-minutes-before-the-deadline-so-fuck-you +- https://youtu.be/OOYR34B9uS4 +Commentary: |- + <i>WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES:</i> (Composer) + The title is only a half truth. This track was made 30 minutes before the deadline, but that the deadline when we intended to release this album around Christmas. I'm not changing the name however. This track was pretty much just me mutilating an earlier crappy Showtime piece I made for the /r/homestuck community rewrite, randomly placing dvs sax notes over it, and then recording myself coughing into my laptop microphone. + I didn't originally intend for my sister to interrupt me around the end, but that ended up being funnier than what I originally planned to do, so I kept it in. + + <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist) + the best running gag in homestuck is bluh +--- +Track: cool and new an them +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- nights +Duration: '01:55' +Referenced Tracks: +- Homestuck Anthem +- CONTACT +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-an-them +- https://youtu.be/7VFFL2IXNxc +Commentary: |- + <i>Difarem:</i> (Composer) + This track was originally going to be my take on the CANHS credits contest. It was supposed to be the introduction for it, but I ran out of ideas for the next part so I turned it into a standalone song for volume 8. + + <i>nights:</i> (Artist) + i somehow forgot that i drew this until now. the violin was the hardest thing to draw here + + <i>cookiefonster:</i> (shitty viola player) + this was originally for rose's violin refrain but i fucked up so massively that the art had to be repurposed +--- +Section: Bonus Tracks +--- +Track: ｅｘｈａｌｅ (Full Ver.) +Directory: exhale-full-ver +Has Cover Art: false +Artists: +- swifterjack +Duration: '02:58' +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/QNBUnL0D8vU +--- +Track: Quartet (Full Ver.) +Artists: +- Griever +Duration: '3:05' +Has Cover Art: false +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/aMji1UeffQs +Referenced Tracks: +- Duet +- track:phat1 +- track:phat2 +- Flute Refrain +Sampled Tracks: +- Duet +- track:phat1 +- track:phat2 +- Flute Refrain +--- +Track: Sburban Tycoon (Full Ver.) +Artists: +- sylvarn +Duration: '3:34' +Has Cover Art: false +URLs: +- https://youtu.be/bkGqtlNLPO0 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:sburban-jungle \ No newline at end of file |