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diff --git a/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.yaml b/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.yaml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6556172 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +Album: The Funk McLovin Homestuck Experience +Artists: +- Funk McLovin +Date: April 13, 2020 +Date Added: April 12, 2021 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience +Cover Artists: +- Funk McLovin +Art Tags: +- Vriska +Color: '#a5f0a7' +Groups: +- Funk McLovin +- Fandom +--- +Track: Introduction +Directory: introduction-the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience +Duration: 0:50 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/introduction +Lyrics: |- + Hello everybody! + My name is Funk McLovin. You might know me as Jojo. I wanna wish everyone a happy 4/13. As you know, this day signifies a very special person's birthday. So, before I start the album, I'd like to sing them a happy birthday right now. + + Happy birthday to you + Happy birthday to you + Happy birthday dear June + Happy birthday to you + + If you said "cha cha cha" or ended the song with "and many more," I assign you Dave Kin. + + Now please, enjoy: Funk McLovin's Homestuck music album. +--- +Track: The Strider Rap-Off +Date First Released: April 9, 2020 +Duration: '3:16' +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/the-strider-rap-off +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkDY73uNxtE +Lyrics: |- + DIRK: Hey, dude. + DAVE: hey dirk + DIRK: I need a second on the rap battle today. You up? + DAVE: i dont know dude last time things got a little hairy + DIRK: What? Last time was awesome. That shit went viral. + DAVE: things can go viral for the wrong reasons dawg + DAVE: plus no one could tell our voices apart + DIRK: Fuck that, dude. Rap me so hard. + DAVE: fine but i get to go first and i get to pick the track + DIRK: Cool. But Squarewave is MC'ing. + DAVE: fuck + DAVE: fine + + DAVE: you can tell by the way i use my walk + ive had some help from— + TEREZI: OH SH1T. + + DAVE: a seer with chalk + ive got rhymes rattling around my dome for days + boys named dirk better be out of my way + when do you have time to spit + when you watch your anime shows + no shit + just like your shows + youre undeniably bad + im ashamed to call you my mutual dad + son you better get the shovel + cuz for your corpse theyll be diggin the tunnel + you can swing a sword just like its an art + but my half sized sword cuts down the prince aparts + + SQUAREWAVE: NICE RHYME, BRO. YOU'RE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME. BUT IT'S DIRK'S TURN TO RAP. NOW HE'S RISING TO FAME. + + DIRK: You've demonstrated your precision. + Forming your rhyme-based incision. + Into my psyche like the finest of surgeons. + But you fail to account for in your incursion, that your shitty half scalpel can't penetrate. + What we have here is a failure to calculate. + So, despite your rhyming and the best of luck, you forgot you can't win if you suck. + And just for the record, I was just being nice. Your rhymes aren't actually that precise. + + SQUAREWAVE: NEATO DORITOS, MY DUDE'S SUPREME. DAVE RAPPING NEXT IS MY GREATEST DREAM. + + DAVE: can we turn him off + please + + DIRK: No. + + DAVE: this track would be ideal if instead of a battle + it was just me so my rhymes that could rattle + everybody knows my flow can be tops + all the folks watching at home are just waiting for you to stop + In fact why not just concede victory to me + before i splatter your guts for all to— + SQUAREWAVE: READ + + DAVE: uh + + DAVE: whats he doing + + SQUAREWAVE: TREE. ME. SEE. PERIGEE. + DIRK: He's fucking helping you, dude. + + DIRK: You might be hot shit inside of your brain, + But suffice to say that soon you'll be slain + And cut down to spec by katanas so shitty. + You're like a little baby sucking my rap titty. + I spin words together like a mellifluous bard. + Remind me how many rap shows have you starred. + Also, lay off Squarewave, lest you incur his wrath. + Also, dude. + Take a fucking bath. + + SQUAREWAVE: ALRIGHT, DUDES. WE ARE REACHING THE END. THIS IS SO COOL. I CAN BARELY COMPREHEND. + + DAVE: i shouldve known + i shouldve been knew + yet another rap battle you snookered me into + every time we bust rhymes i suffer + well this is it ive had enougher + im putting an end to your assault rap mantle + im about to do a somersault off the handle + this is it dirk prepare for armageddon night— + + SQUAREWAVE: ARMAGEDDON WAS RELEASED IN 1998. STARRING BRUCE WILLIS, IT'S A MOVIE THAT'S GREAT. + DAVE: AAH + + DIRK: Holy shit, dude. Keep the lid on your dick. + Let me put a stop to this rap battle, real quick. + I think we can crown the king prematurely. + You've been acting all hell's of monstrous and surly. + Squarewave tell us who's the best on the beat. + Be the MC to Dave's defeat. + + SQUAREWAVE: WELL, DIRK, OLD BUDDY, I'M CALCULATING THE WINNER. WE SHOULD ALL BE HOME IN TIME FOR DINNER. + BUT FIRST LET ME SAY WHAT A TERRIFIC RAP FIGHT. YOU BOYS REALLY ARE ALL RIGHT. + I'VE KEPT YOU WAITING. AFTER DILIGENT WORK. I'VE DECIDED THE WINNER. THE WINNER IS DIRK. + + DAVE: yeah you know what dirk + DAVE: im gonna let you have this one + + DIRK: Fucking sick. + + (<i>Credits to [Vinyl](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPFTOXaTJ665xSDVxoV6wgQ) for [transcription](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkDY73uNxtE&lc=Ugxw9X0PulMJTLiITwV4AaABAg).</i>) +--- +Track: Jade Defender +Date First Released: February 21, 2020 +Duration: '2:21' +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/jade-defender +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0jzBu7IZWU +--- +Track: GameGoth +Date First Released: January 28, 2020 +Duration: '1:42' +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/gamegoth +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLHdyAM4ujs +Referenced Tracks: +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +Lyrics: |- + (Welcome, mortals, to the best - and last! - game of your life. Mwahahahahahahaaaa!) + + I'm the GameGoth, and I don't mess around + I'll beat all your scores and take you to town + Out in the creepy manor right behind the arcade + I'll show you around, don't be afraid + + Dark Souls, Metroid, Amnesia too + I've got spooky titles coming out my wazoo + I'll make you a deal: just try to survive + If you beat me in a game I'll let you outta here alive + + You're in the GameGoth's clutches + And I hope you got the skills + 'Cause he's the gaming master + With the highest deaths to kills + + Since you are the guest I'll let you pick the game + Animal Crossing? Ha! No that one's lame + I've got Castlevania: Lords of Shadow + Resident Evil and... Battletoads? + + [Epic synth solo] + + You're in the GameGoth's clutches + And I hope you got the skills + 'Cause he's the gaming master + With the highest deaths to kills + + Well you lost fair and square so try not to scream + While your blood is let out by the glow of the screen + I'd say "better luck next time" but that won't be the case + Another victim claimed to the darkest gaming ace + Hahahaha! +--- +Track: Less Pale, More Pail +Date First Released: February 10, 2020 +Duration: '2:03' +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/less-pale-more-pail +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQj9F5fLMI +Lyrics: |- + Don't wanna be your best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend + Don't wanna be your moiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail + I wanna climb inside all of your sopor slime + Let's see less pale and more paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil + + You have been a pal to me + For as long as I can recall + But that close friendship + I just don't want it all + + If you're just a bud + Then I'll take a pass + It's all or nothing, babe + 'Cause you're one sexy lass + + Don't wanna be your best friend + Don't wanna be your moirail + + Don't wanna be your best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend + Don't wanna be your moiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail + I wanna climb inside all of your sopor slime + Let's see less pale and more paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil + + (Oh, baby. Please don't make me beg. + 'Cause I will beg. I don't wanna beg but I will. + I definitely will beg. If you make me.) +--- +Track: 'Steel Bastille: Heart of Light, Crown of Thorns' +Date First Released: February 26, 2020 +Duration: '2:58' +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/steel-bastille-heart-of-light-crown-of-thorns +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDPym9XkRk +--- +Track: Vrissy's Theme +Date First Released: January 2, 2020 +Duration: '2:29' +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vrissys-theme +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w86Mq0kLnwQ +--- +Track: Vogue Rogue +Date First Released: January 6, 2020 +Duration: '2:09' +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vogue-rogue +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttk-q7BonIE +--- +Track: Ult!Dirk Can't Rap +Date First Released: April 3, 2020 +Duration: 0:59 +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/ult-dirk-cant-rap +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUK0HAPXeQ +Lyrics: |- + (Awwww yeah. You better synchronize your watches, 'cause it's Dirk time, baby.) + + Dirk Strider making bars + Unprecedented on Deltritus + Skull-headed bitches wanna find us + Space players wanna be us + + Narratively sound and far away from Earth C + All you gotta do to be better than you is to be me + + I put my daughter in a robot + Metal daughter + She brought along a friend + Metal daughter squatter + + Boyfriend in her wallet + She making the moves + Leaving Dirk all alone + To pack up the grooves + + Baby's first new species + Better gift yourself a bib + Lovecraftian abomination + Playing SBURB and playin' to win + + A competition etched in the blood of my kin + What will you do? When the pimps in the crib + + I'll make Rose's skills look like stepping on a rake + This whole shindig will be a piece of cake + I hope Terezi drowns in a lake + I wonder how Jane's doing? God I miss Jake + + (--Rose get the fuck out of here!) +--- +Track: Vriska's Theme (Off The Shits Edition) +Duration: '3:50' +URLs: +- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vriskas-theme-off-the-shits-edition +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34votcZmMA +Referenced Tracks: +- Vriska's Theme |