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diff --git a/album/the-baby-is-you.yaml b/album/the-baby-is-you.yaml index cd17d219..d64738e9 100644 --- a/album/the-baby-is-you.yaml +++ b/album/the-baby-is-you.yaml @@ -1,27 +1,27 @@ Album: The Baby is You Artist: Toby Fox Cover Art: astroliner -Has Track Art: no +Has Track Art: false Date: September 27, 2010 Date Added: January 12, 2021 Groups: - Toby Fox - Fandom -Color: #545fff +Color: '#545fff' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfiwU2f-ts4 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnVpmehyaOFZ8yr7acSFrBeUvkA0XlDN6 - https://recordcrash.com/tbiy/thebabyisyou.htm -Commentary: +Commentary: |- <i>sanctfarum:</i> (<i>From the Homestuck Sound Test 4/13/2017 Edition release notes:</i>) Simultaneously the worst fucking thing Toby Fox has ever made and his magnum opus that even Undertale cannot surpass, even mentioning this legendary trash opera on the now-defunct MSPA forums was grounds for a ban. Warning: Contains male pregnancy (mpreg), heavy implications of underage sex, implications of incest, time travel, a clip of Karkat saying "MMMMMMMMMMM" that was used in the Act 6 Act 6 Act 1 opening flash, vore, the answer to the Ultimate Riddle, and other absolutely awful shit that has no business being in the Sound Test, or indeed, anywhere. Listen at your own risk, if you dare... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +--- Track: A History of Babies -Duration: 1:01 +Duration: '1:01' URLs: - https://youtu.be/5Z5XKg37ZGc -Lyrics: +Lyrics: |- EVERY DAY<br>a million babies are born<br>in the united states alone many of these babies<br>climb out of<br>vaginas others<br>the storks bring them @@ -29,23 +29,23 @@ Lyrics: but regardless of how these babies may be born<br>they all come into the world with a special force<br>called LOVE this is that story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +--- Track: Throguh Song Duration: 0:43 References: - track:showtime-original-mix URLs: - https://youtu.be/KSHPZp33vv4 -Lyrics: +Lyrics: |- (police sirens) john: hi im john egbert and OH MY GOD DAVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR WRITHIN IN PAIN<br>dave: nothin, john... just ignore me... im not... pregnant<br>john: OH MY GOD DAVE... WHATS HAPPENED TO YOU<br>DAVE: im... im lyin.... i am pregnant<br>john: WHAT!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!! WHOSE THE FATHER<br>dave: the father... i cant tell you john<br>john: but... then... WHOSE THE BABY<br>dave: the baby john... is you<br>dave: your the baby<br>dave: all the babies<br>dave: all of them<br>JOHN: NO DAVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br>JOHN: WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL<br>JOHN: ARE YOU SERIOUS THOUGH, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING<br>dave: john i guess the only way you can understand is song -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +--- Track: The Baby is You -Duration: 1:36 +Duration: '1:36' References: Throguh Song URLs: - https://youtu.be/BtCsf7tFBIQ -Lyrics: +Lyrics: |- BUM BUM BUM i was sittin around, in the middle of the night<br>all bored with nothing to do i called up my friend, he put some stuff in my end<br>taught him a hundred different ways to screw @@ -64,26 +64,26 @@ Lyrics: HAVIN A ABABY AND THE BABY IS YOU<br>OVARIES ARE OUT THE WAZOO HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY WEARS SHOES<br>BABIES FLYIN OUT THE HOO HOO WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +--- Track: bootes -Duration: 1:47 +Duration: '1:47' References: Canon in D URLs: - https://youtu.be/aoDIAbQnV88 -Lyrics: +Lyrics: |- DAVE: OH MY GOD... john... THE BABY... IS A BABY.... IS A BABY<br>John: dave you're losing your water break, we cant go to the hospital now<br>DAVE: YOUR RIGHT THERES NO TIME<br>DAVE: WE MUST GO TO MOUNT PROSPIT<br>DAVE: where i myself was born<br>JOHN: you were born in a lab dave and im your lab daddy<br>DAVE: ok shut up, dad, because your my baby now and youre the one that's going to have mantitties in your face<br>john: what?<br>dave: <i>MANTITTIES IN YOUR FACe, MANTITTIES IN YOUR FACE</i><br>john: aww, gross! dave put your fucking shirt on<br>dave: MANTITTIES<br>john: i'm not even born yet that's not fair<br>dave: oh my god... someone needs to deliver this baby right now<br>karkat: I CAN DO THAT<br>john: karkat what the fuck are you doing<br>karkat: delivering babies... i did it once i can do it again.......<br>john: leave it up to me karkat<br>karkat: no... no i cant... your the baby.....<br>karkat: i must do this... i must be the... the midwife<br>karkat: john... theres some things you cant know<br>john: like what<br>dave: please just reach inside me<br>KARKAT: <i>LETS SING A FUCKING SONG</i> ONCE UPON A TIME ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN<br>A BABY WAS SITTING IN A WATER FOUNTAIN HIS NAME WAS DAVE AND HE WAS SUPREME<br>HIS BOOTIES WERE COVERED IN PEACHES AND CREAM AND THAT STORY TODAY IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT<br>I'M A TROLL AND JOHN I WANT TO FUCK YOU OUT OF HATE <big>MMMMM<big>MMMMMMMM</big>MMMM</big> dave: please stop this singing shit, i need to have this baby... now...... <big><big>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM</big></big> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +--- Track: rose pragnant -Duration: 1:11 +Duration: '1:11' References: Showdown URLs: - https://youtu.be/l6BDUDe4eQo -Lyrics: +Lyrics: |- JOHN: dave you need to hang in there<br>DAVE: AEAAAEEAAA<br>karkat: i dont get it... the baby just wont come out<br>dave: IM NOT READY... there are some things I have to clean up first <big><i>(car)</i></big> rose: i came as fast as i could @@ -95,13 +95,13 @@ Lyrics: dave: it's... its only fair.... rose: besides singing is passe for those of a caliber like ours. let us engage in that ancient art far superior..... <big><big><big><i>rap</i></big></big></big> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +--- Track: the rose rap -Duration: 2:45 +Duration: '2:45' References: rose pragnant URLs: - https://youtu.be/o3rJTGHgYTk -Lyrics: +Lyrics: |- roserap: strider let me break it down like this for you there once was a violet femme fatale<br>whose violent violin sung sweet without @@ -126,21 +126,21 @@ Lyrics: (worst makeout sounds ever) karkat: im going to throw up<br>john: gross!!! everyone cover your eyes!!! the two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are..... KISSING!!!!!! <big><i>mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm</i></big> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +--- Track: uh oh Duration: 0:07 URLs: - https://youtu.be/QJWPUe5cdKc -Lyrics: +Lyrics: |- LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK bro: dave im going to eat ur baby -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +--- Track: vs bros -Duration: 1:27 +Duration: '1:27' References: Can You Feel the Love Tonight, Versus URLs: - https://youtu.be/ustNt1bH9JQ -Lyrics: +Lyrics: |- dave: bro i dont want to fight you. i just want to have my baby in peace. bro: hah! too bad, ash ketchum! im gary motherfucking oak and i'm hungry for babies so get goddamn shoveling! bro: i'm the king of everything under the sun<br>im just like parappa except i like hot dog buns @@ -157,13 +157,13 @@ Lyrics: dave: actually this is [*]<br>im going to bed bro: YOU CANT GO TO BED actually im out of batteries so i'm going to die -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +--- Track: a baby is born -Duration: 1:30 +Duration: '1:30' References: rose pragnant URLs: - https://youtu.be/jCfE_6pTN8A -Lyrics: +Lyrics: |- KC GREEN: HEY KIDS,,, THIS IS KC GREEN AND IT'S TIME FOR THE GUNSHOW SINGALONG SHOW I HOPE YOU ALL GOT YOUR FACES READY TO SING A LITTLE TUNE HERE LETS GO all: I'm having a baby and the baby is you<br>I'm having a baby and the baby is true<br>Greetings Andrew Hussie this is Radiation<br>How high do you have to be |