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diff --git a/album/sbahj-the-album.yaml b/album/sbahj-the-album.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..5b8bd762 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/sbahj-the-album.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,718 @@ +Album: 'Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff: The Album' +Directory: sbahj-the-album +Artists: +- Facetious & Friends +Date: August 27, 2015 +Date Added: January 29, 2025 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbIqmNgy880 +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnVpmehyaOFZwMKjBwG9Wzi13n8rmA1Cx +Cover Artists: +- Alex Votl +Color: '#ae9287' +Groups: +- Fandom +Art Tags: +- SBaHJ +Commentary: |- + <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([Twitter](https://x.com/neverupdates/status/1646732799888556033), 4/13/2023) + + for 4/13 i'm having happy memories of making the sbahj album, something that was done as an ironic high effort shitpost joke with my closest friends + + the album cover is a reference to a huge influential album for me and my friends a decade ago + + <img src="media/misc/put-yourself-back-together.jpg" width="225" height="225"> + + we made the album anonymously and purposely left no information on how to find out who made it but it included the members of my own band centerpiece from delaware, whose members went on to do much bigger and better things, such as dirt woman and heavens gate + + because of this "fanwork" (can you even call it that?) i ended up with incredible opportunities like joining [[group:deconrecon|the vast error music team]], and then eventually actually joining [[track:not-canon-in-f-major-op-69|the homestuck^2 music team]]. + + homestuck will always be an important part of my life, as i met so many people through it who i talk to every day and consider my best friends and can't imagine going through life without them + + thanks to everyone who listened to this goofy stupid album over the years and commented on it. i don't know why i made it, i guess i thought it was funny at the time. + + i would also like to add that it includes guest vocals from several members of a close friend group that was founded on the homestuck tinychat server over a decade ago. and we're all still kicking around on discord! + + <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024) + + The conception of this SBaHJ album goes all the way back to 2011. (Check out votl's [[track:the-sock-ruse|commentary on LOFAM4]] and [[track:sbahj-pg-5-6|a reference to]] one "SBAHJ Musical" that September.) This album as-is was released on SoundCloud probably sometime in 2015, but the page was never archived ([dead link](https://soundcloud.com/votl/sets/sbahj-the-album)). The date the wiki uses, [[date:8/7/2015]], is the date-modified for the album's cover artwork in [the Google Drive download](https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwCieeYUPcY4MzNIdC1NUnk2X2c/view?resourcekey=0-W6rR2BJ66q-CMZz1HWMnLA) made available by votl. + + <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297578438659407954), excerpt, 10/20/2024) + + 2015 sounds right! because that’s when avery/neal/justin all were in college and helped me record a chunk of it over winter break + + <i>Kalibration:</i> ([YouTube comment](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbIqmNgy880&lc=Ugxbn-Ang_XO4_EwcA54AaABAg), 1/13/2021) + + Still the best homestuck album and nothing else even comes close + + <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297581388597297162), excerpt, 10/20/2024) + + kali was involved in its creation<br> + from the inception to the finalization<br> + but in a very “manager” sort of way + + one of my close friends for sure, they made sure some of the compositions didn’t suck + + i don’t think kali’s actual fingerprint is on any song<br> + as far as writing or performance goes + + but the whole thing was a big secret project between a bunch of people who at the time didn’t want to be associated publicly with it because it was a joke lol and they had been pursuing actual like careers and didn’t want that somehow to negatively impact that pursuit + + <i>Alex Votl, Quasar Nebula|[[artist:alex-votl]]:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297590316668424345), 10/20/2024) + + > <i>([[artist:quasar-nebula|Lan]]:)</i> Just finishing listening to [put yourself back together](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfZpE9TlGJM) btw. that's a real good album lol + + that was such a formative album for me i feel like. centerpiece got to open for real friends and free throw a handful of times at various jersey and philly shows and the guys in those bands were just incredibly loving and supportive of up and coming musicians + + merging my two favorite fandoms at the time (emo and homestuck) felt natural +--- +Track: Intro +Suffix Directory: true +Always Reference By Directory: true +Additional Names: +- Name: >- + Intro (ft. poignantGlare) + Annotation: >- + full title +Artists: +- Facetious & Friends +- poignantGlare (featuring) +Duration: 2:25 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_QJqPpfcW4 +Referenced Tracks: +- Pg. 1+2 +- Pg. 3+4 +- Pg. 5+6 +- Pg. 8 +Lyrics: |- + I told you, man + Told you about stairs, bro + It keeps happening + It keeps happening + + Today I put + Jelly on this hot dog + + The economy + Is in ruins + Brah, time to get my game on + You know what I'm sayin + + OK, how do we do this thing? + Let's make this shit work + Where doing it man + Where making this hapen + + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? +--- +Track: Pg. 1+2 +Directory: sbahj-pg-1-2 +Duration: 2:57 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUBE0HQG-2k +Lyrics: |- + I can't wait + To be a useless piece of shit all day + And play all of these games (Play all of these games) + + Fuck! I'm falling down all these stairs + Fuck! I'm falling down all these stairs (I warned you) + Fuck, I'm falling down all these stairs (About stairs, bro) + Fuck, I'm falling down all these stairs (I told you, dog) + + I told you, man + Told you about stairs, bro + It keeps happening + It keeps happening + I told you, man + Told you about stairs, bro + It keeps happening + It keeps happening + + Uh bro? + Yeah dude? + Where are your pants? + I took them off because I was banging your mom for a minute there + And now you're banging [?!?] + + I told you, man + Told you about stairs, bro + It keeps happening + It keeps happening + I told you, man + Told you about stairs, bro + It keeps happening + It keeps happening + + I told you (man) + + (Come here! Ooh!) + + I told you, man + Told you about + + [???] + It keeps happening + It keeps happening +Commentary: |- + <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024) + + [Page 1](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=001.jpg) and [page 2](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=002.jpg). +--- +Track: Pg. 3+4 +Directory: sbahj-pg-3-4 +Additional Names: +- Name: >- + Pg. 3+4 (ft. OLIVIAB) + Annotation: >- + full title +Artists: +- Facetious & Friends +- OLIVIAB (featuring) +Duration: 3:27 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKfs6lkvauk +Lyrics: |- + Today I put (Today I put) + Jelly on this hot dog + Hot dog + + And Hella Jeff said to me + Just how high + Do you even have to be + And Hella Jeff said to me (Jelly on this hot dog) + Just how high + Do you even have to be + + The economy + Is in ruins + Brah, time to get my game on + You know what I'm sayin + And there he goes (And there he goes) + The squirrel + Has his game + And there he goes (And there he goes) + The squirrel + Has his game + + I am not even joking + What did this guy even smoke + This is insane, sane, sane + + I am not even joking + What did this guy even smoke + This is insane, sane, sane + + Today I put + Jelly on + This hot dog + This hot dog + Today I put + Jelly on + This hot dog + This hot dog + Today I put + Jelly on + This hot dog + This hot dog + + And maybe they're right + That some times + Video games + Does cause violence + And maybe they're right + That some times + Video games + Does cause violence +Commentary: |- + <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024) + + [Page 3](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=003.jpg) and [page 4](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=004.jpg). +--- +Track: Pg. 5+6 +Directory: sbahj-pg-5-6 +Additional Names: +- Name: >- + Pg. 5+6 (ft. varyn) + Annotation: >- + full title +Artists: +- Facetious & Friends +- Varynova (featuring) +Duration: 3:53 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-pBMw-eN58 +Lyrics: |- + Bro did + You get + The new, hot game that everone's buzzing about these days? + + Dude you + Know I did + You know it, you know it, you know it + + That's so sweet, man + How about a bro hug bump? + That's so sweet, man + + Ok, how do we do this thing? + Let's make this shit work + Where doing it man + Where making this hapen + Ok, how do we do this thing? + Let's make this shit work + Where doing it man + Where making this hapen + + Bro, I + Got a ticket for + The big game - it's sports + + Dog I am so jealous you know + Dog I am so jealous you know (I love the big game) + Dog I am so jealous you know + Oh yeah, oh yea-a-ah + + That's so sweet, man + How about a bro hug bump? + That's so sweet, man + + Ok, how do we do this thing? + Let's make this shit work + Where doing it man (Where doing it man) + Where making this hapen (Where making this hapen) + Ok, how do we do this thing? + Let's make this shit work + Where doing it man (Where doing it man) + Where making this hapen (Where making this hapen) + + And there he goes + The big man hass the rock + He's driving so hard + He threw the paint down town + Ahlly oop for + The slam-dunk + And there he goes (And there he goes) + The big man hass the rock (The big man hass the rock) + He's driving so hard + He threw the paint down town + Ahlly oop for + The slam + + Ok, how do we do this thing? + Where making this hapen + Where making this hapen + Ok, how do we do this thing? + Where making this hapen + Where making this hapen + Where making this + Making this + Making this + Making this +Commentary: |- + <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024) + + [Page 5](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=005.jpg) and [page 6](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=006.jpg). + + <i>Varynova:</i> ([Tumblr](https://varynova.tumblr.com/post/10158427828/listen-just-listen-its-not-like-im-just), 9/13/2011) + + [Audio embed for a Tindeck file, "alex ft varynova - SBAHJ Musical act 05.mp3"] + + Listen. + + Just. Listen. + + It’s not like I’m just pimping my own voice! + + (This is Alex’s music anyway. To say I did anything but backup vox would be a lie.) + + (From [(dead Tindeck link)](https://web.archive.org/web/20180712232759/http://tindeck.com/listen/xijh)) + + <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297579306150531163), 10/20/2024) + + varynova was one of the OG hands in the pot for the project as well from probably as far back as 2012? + + <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297595536970485811), 10/20/2024) + + sbahj 5+6 had me/julia AND avery on vocals listening to it now +--- +Track: Pg. 7 +Directory: sbahj-pg-7 +Duration: 3:12 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DNi-kl0sSM +Lyrics: |- + Bro have + Bro have you seen my socks around anywear? + No dude, again with the socks + What is it even with you and socks man its like you + + Must be toking up on a + Joint to make you stoned or + Something I can't even think of who + Leaves all there socks lyong around like that + + The sock ruse was a distaction + The sock ruse was a distaction + + The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car) + The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car) + The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car) + The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car) + + Bro have, bro have + Bro have you seen my socks around anywear? + Bro have, bro have + Bro have you seen my socks around anywear? + + It's like you must be toking up on a (Again with the socks) + Joint to make you stoned or something (What is it even with you) + Can't even think of who leaves all their (Again with the socks) + Socks lyong - socks lyong (What is it even with you) + + The sock ruse was a distaction + The sock ruse was a distaction + + The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car) + The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car) + The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car) + The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car) + + Woah woah, woah woah + Woah woah, woah woah +Commentary: |- + <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024) + + [Page 7](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=007.jpg). + + <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297593869764133075), excerpt, 10/20/2024) + + lmao trying to transcribe the lyrics i don’t even think we could do that + + i remember me and avery sitting down sharing a phone and a sm58<br> + and then picking out which parts would run over the other vocal part<br> + and which parts to repeat<br> + and then jumping up an down going OHHHH THIS SOUNDS GOOD + + we had the sbahj page open on an iphone 3<br> + and it kept shutting off<br> + bc we didn’t know how to keep the screen on so we’d take turns tapping the screen while singing into the mic lmao + + weird anecdote, sorry +--- +Track: Pg. 8 +Directory: sbahj-pg-8 +Duration: 4:55 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ_zvOC3EHY +Lyrics: |- + Aw yeah, bitches + It's time to get my pour on + It's time to get my pour on + + I need to know what angel to use + It isn't coming out (It isn't coming out) + + Shut thef fuck up + Ahaahahahahahaha + Ahaahahahahahaha + + Where do you (Where do you) + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you (Where do you) + Even get a nut that's that big? (That's that big) + Where do you (Where do you) + Even get a nut that's that big? (That's that big) + Where do you (Where do you) + Even get a nut that + + It's time to get + My pour on + I need to know + What angel to use + It isn't coming out + + [???] + + Where do you (Where do you) + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you (Where do you) + Even get a nut that's that big? (That's that big) + Where do you (Where do you) + Even get a nut that's that big? (That's that big) + Where do you (Where do you) + Even get a nut that + + Where do you (Where do you) + Even get (Even get) + A nut that's that big (A nut that's that) + A nut that's that + + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that bi- +Commentary: |- + <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024) + + [Page 8](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=008.jpg). + + <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297594648843255818), 10/20/2024) + + trying to figure out which songs zach drummed on and which were just triggers/samples + + i think 8 is the only remaining real drums + + it just got to a point where mixing real drums with limited mics didn’t produce results we wanted +--- +Track: Pg. 9+11 +Directory: sbahj-pg-9-11 +Duration: 3:17 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDHw51twHxI +Lyrics: |- + I just do not + Believe what I saw, what + Kind of skills are even those + Stunts you just pulled + I could tell you but I'd would + Have to kill you + But I'd would + Have to kill you + But I'd would + God daaaaaammnn + + Not all the cans are the same + What's the differance + Between beans and beans + The selection has too many + Prices and vaules + Not all the cans are the same + What's the differance + Between beans and beans + The selection has too many + Prices and vaules + + Damn! (Damn) + Who needs this fuckeng bullshit + It is so infurating + Shit, whare's the manager-er-er-er + + And there he goes + He has the manager's attention + And now the police are involved + + Not all the cans are the same + What's the differance + Between beans and beans + The selection has too many + Prices and vaules + Not all the cans are the same + What's the differance + Between beans and beans + The selection has too many + Prices and vaules + + I can't believe what he made take place + I can't believe what he made take place (The selection has too many, prices and vaules) + I can't believe what he made take place (Not all the cans are the same) + I can't believe what he made take place (Not all the cans are the same) + I (Not all the cans are the same) + I (Not all the cans are) + + Not all the cans are the same + Not all the cans are the same + The selection has too many + Prices and vaules + Not all the cans are the same + Not all the cans are the same + The selection has too many + Prices and vaules + + [???] +Commentary: |- + <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024) + + [Page 9](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=009.jpg) and [page 11](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=011.jpg). +--- +Track: Pg. 10 +Directory: sbahj-pg-10 +Duration: 3:01 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBS01WwsxcI +Lyrics: |- + In my dreams + I am the star, its me + And then the big + Then the big man comes for + For a little one on one + For a little one on one + + But it turns out to be crazy + What kind of dunks this guy he has + I'm teling you, air like that is + Unreal + + The coart is on fire (It doens't even happen) + The coart is on fire (Most of the time) + The coart is on fire (It doens't even happen) + The coart is on fire (Most of the time) + + You got to flip it, turn-ways + You got to flip it, turn-ways + Dude + No + Your holdung it wrong + Look he'ss escaping, from above + + You got to flip it, turn-ways + You got to flip it, turn-ways + You got to flip it, turn-ways + You got to flip it, turn-ways + You got to flip it, turn-ways +Commentary: |- + <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024) + + [Page 10](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=010.jpg). +--- +Track: Pg. 12-15 +Directory: sbahj-pg-12-15 +Additional Names: +- Name: >- + Pg. 12-15 (ft. justinisabitch, suburrito, Lydia) + Annotation: >- + full title +Artists: +- Facetious & Friends +- justinisabitch (featuring) +- suburrito (featuring) +- Lydia (featuring) +Duration: 7:23 +URLs: +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niwaJ3UrKG8 +Referenced Tracks: +- Pg. 1+2 +- Pg. 3+4 +- Pg. 5+6 +- Pg. 8 +Lyrics: |- + Shit bro you scared me + Who were you expecting + The easter bunny + Shit now look Einstein + Shit bro you scared me + Who were you expecting + The easter bunny + Shit now look Einstein + + [???] + + Why don't you take a picture? + It'll last longer + Why don't you take a picture? + It'll last longer + Why don't you take a picture? + It'll last longer + Oh wow, he's right + This shit's lasting forever + + Dude are, you done with + The nachos, in there? + Dude are, you done with + The nachos, in there? + Just slide some, under the + Banthrom door + + The bottom line, is what do you do with + The nachoes falling in the air? + The bottom line, is what do you do with + The nachoes falling through the air? + The bottom line, is what do you do with + These nachoes falling through the air? + The bottom line, is what do you do with + The nachoes falling in the + The nachoes falling in the + The nachoes falling in the + AIIIIRRRRRR (It's, a, nancho party) + + [[track:sbahj-pg-1-2|I told you, man]] + Told you about stairs + It keeps happening + It keeps happening + I told you, man (I told you, man) + Told you about stairs + It keeps happening + It keeps happening + + [[track:sbahj-pg-3-4|Today I put (Today I put)]] + Jelly on this hot dog + + [[track:sbahj-pg-3-4|The economy]] + Is in ruins + Brah, time to get my game on + You know what I'm sayin + + [[track:sbahj-pg-3-4|Maybe they're right]] + That some times + Video games + Does cause violence + Maybe they're right + That some times + Video games + Does cause violence + + [[track:sbahj-pg-5-6|That's so sweet, man]] + How about a bro hug bump + That's so sweet, man + + [[track:sbahj-pg-5-6|Ok, how do we do this thing?]] + Let's make this shit work + Where doing it man + Wheere making this hapen + Ok, how do we do this thing? + Let's make this shit work + Where doing it man + Where making this hapen + + [[track:sbahj-pg-8|Where do you]] + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + Where do you + Even get a nut that's that big? + + (Did you say it was over?) + (Alright. You'll get your pay.) + (Man, that's some shit I expect to see on a PornHub comment!) +Commentary: |- + <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024) + + [Page 12](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=012.jpg), [page 13](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=013.jpg), [page 14](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=014.jpg), [page 15](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=015.jpg). + + <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297601427434111079), 10/20/2024) + + the talking in the background of nancho party is justin (bass player) and his girlfriend <s class="spoiler">Stoned off their gourd</s> laffin about taco bell ingredients + + at one point she’s crying laughing about “bell grande… BIIIIG BELL” + + “ALL THE SALSA. ALL THE CHEESE. I WANT IT SO BAD” + + me and avery were trying to mix the nancho party track and they’re in the background cackling about taco bell so naturally we turned the mic on and tried not to laugh to overload it |