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diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml index 2e5f6ca2..6ab2740e 100644 --- a/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml +++ b/album/cool-and-new-voulem1.yaml @@ -1,6 +1,12 @@ Album: cool and new voulem.1 +Directory: cool-and-new-voulem1 Date: July 2, 2016 Date Added: January 1, 2023 +Additional Names: +- Name: >- + CaNWC Voulem. 1 + Annotation: >- + [YouTube track titles](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-83ChRnD8Q4YLA7rCAHC7A) Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Banner Artists: @@ -16,7 +22,6 @@ Groups: URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-voulem-1 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-83ChRnD8Q4YLA7rCAHC7A -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGU4RdvhkrM&list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-83ChRnD8Q4YLA7rCAHC7A Art Tags: - Jhon - Rose @@ -28,6 +33,9 @@ Art Tags: - Beq - Squiddles - Skaia +- Conducters Batons of Ogloglob +Referenced Artworks: +- Homestuck Vol. 5 (composition) Additional Files: - Title: Bandcamp Banner Files: @@ -37,24 +45,26 @@ Commentary: |- i'ts album fro cool and new web comic its the 1th one - <i>Niklink:</i> + <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022) There's so much to be said about the absurd trajectory of the Cool and New Music Team, but I'll try to keep it short. - After the release of the incredible [[album:homestuck-vol-10]], which was a sort of epitaph to the official music team, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWqqikd6S0">a Q&A stream was held with the musicians</a>. There was a bittersweet tinge to it, not just because of Homestuck's recent ending, but because they reflected on their artistic trajectories and how they had been musical amateurs that had been able to refine and hone their skill through the comic's run. To me at least they had always felt like inimitable performers, even if I'd always aspired to be as good as them or as the high-quality fan music that was being made at the time. But their encouraging talk about how they had progressed as artists over the years led to an idea formed right there, in the livestream chat. Why not make our <i>own</i> music team? - + After the release of the incredible [[album:homestuck-vol-10]], which was a sort of epitaph to the official music team, [a Q&A stream was held with the musicians](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWqqikd6S0). There was a bittersweet tinge to it, not just because of Homestuck's recent ending, but because they reflected on their artistic trajectories and how they had been musical amateurs that had been able to refine and hone their skill through the comic's run. To me at least they had always felt like inimitable performers, even if I'd always aspired to be as good as them or as the high-quality fan music that was being made at the time. But their encouraging talk about how they had progressed as artists over the years led to an idea formed right there, in the livestream chat. Why not make our <i>own</i> music team? + A music team on our own terms, expressly as a practice vehicle, to create and release music without a care in the world as to whether it was good or bad or terrible? No shame, no hesitation, just for the hell of making Homestuck fanmusic, and maybe improving along the way. Cool and New Web Comic's popular but low-quality presentation was a natural fit. And the response was massive. It turned out many people felt the same way, or simply wanted to see what all the noise was about. Only two weeks later, the newly-created Cool and New Music Team released a 50-track album. This is that album. <i>Ngame:</i> - (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e2NvlY9oc">Community listening stream w/ chat</a>) + ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e2NvlY9oc)) --- Track: Cascante -Duration: '3:05' +Duration: 3:05 Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - Ahnock +Art Tags: +- Light Cover Art File Extension: jpg URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascante @@ -66,7 +76,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Shave and a Haircut --- Track: Harlecoaster -Duration: '0:56' +Duration: 0:56 Artists: - Ngame Cover Artists: @@ -76,12 +86,12 @@ URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e321TR0d4A Art Tags: - Jhon -Referenced Tracks: -- Harlequin -- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- MR BONES WILD RIDE +Sampled Tracks: +- Harlecoaster (Lame and Old) --- Track: FLARERERERERERERE -Duration: '1:29' +Duration: 1:29 Artists: - Niklink Cover Artists: @@ -92,15 +102,15 @@ URLs: Art Tags: - Rose - Dabe -- Derse +- Durst Referenced Tracks: - Flare Commentary: |- - <i>Niklink:</i> - The only piece of Homestuck fanmusic I had ever completed was this <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AxgMI6451M">Famitracker remix of Flare</a>, but since at the time we were fully committing to the 'shitty music' idea, and a straight up transcription of a Homestuck track isn't particularly CaNWC-ish anyways, I ran it through a bunch of filters. Just to make sure no one accidentally liked it. + <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022) + The only piece of Homestuck fanmusic I had ever completed was this [Famitracker remix of Flare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AxgMI6451M), but since at the time we were fully committing to the 'shitty music' idea, and a straight up transcription of a Homestuck track isn't particularly CaNWC-ish anyways, I ran it through a bunch of filters. Just to make sure no one accidentally liked it. --- Track: Showtime (piano a fine) -Duration: '3:32' +Duration: 3:32 Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: @@ -112,14 +122,17 @@ URLs: Art Tags: - Jhon - LoWaS +- Organ - 'cw: blood (abstract)' +Referenced Artworks: +- Pipeorgankind (composition) Referenced Tracks: - Showtime (Piano Refrain) - track:its-showtime - Für Elise --- Track: Spacesplore -Duration: '1:42' +Duration: 1:42 Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Cover Artists: @@ -129,6 +142,11 @@ URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo2fTp6sfxU Art Tags: - Ruined Earth +- Bugs Bunny +- Michael Jordan +- Sburb +Referenced Artworks: +- Explore (edit) Referenced Tracks: - Explore - Space Jam @@ -137,7 +155,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Space Jam --- Track: justice must be a serve -Duration: '1:42' +Duration: 1:42 Artists: - Makin Cover Artists: @@ -147,6 +165,8 @@ Art Tags: - Dabe - Femorafreack - Jaed +- Rollercoaster +- Sburb - 'cw: cops' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/justice-must-be-a-serve @@ -157,7 +177,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - justice must be a serve (no sirens) --- Track: Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix) -Duration: '7:20' +Duration: 7:20 Artists: - Ngame Cover Artists: @@ -176,12 +196,12 @@ Referenced Tracks: - radiation is now on youtube Sampled Tracks: - Three in the Morning -- Texas History -- Bumper To Bumper -- Will, The Responstable Constable -- Sunburn -- Backyard Fun -- Good Cop Red Cop +# - Texas History +# - Bumper To Bumper +# - Will, The Responstable Constable +# - Sunburn +# - Backyard Fun +# - Good Cop Red Cop - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - Falling for Ghosts - Bowman's Credit Score @@ -189,10 +209,13 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Michael Bowman Remix - Meet the Flintstones - radiation is now on youtube -- Snake Eyes +# - Snake Eyes Art Tags: -- Bowman -- Stutzman +- Michael Guy Bowman +- Scott Stutzman +- Snowman +Referenced Artworks: +- The Felt (edit) Lyrics: |- (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.) @@ -279,7 +302,7 @@ Lyrics: |- (That was the plan, to give you a— seven hundred and twenty— and you got one. Boner.) --- Track: licord nacrasty -Duration: '2:14' +Duration: 2:14 Artists: - artist:kobacat Cover Artists: @@ -298,10 +321,10 @@ Art Tags: - Hrates Bocars - Germy - Dabe -- Derse +- Durst --- Track: Archagent Everlasting -Duration: '2:07' +Duration: 2:07 Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: @@ -314,19 +337,20 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Cascade (Beta) - Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) - track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew -Sampled Tracks: -- midnight crew? +# Sampled Tracks: +# - midnight crew? Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Jhon - Dabe +- Rollercoaster Lyrics: |- (GRAVEYARD STUFFERS) (Make her a member of the Midnight Crew...) --- Track: X - V A P O R - R O M -Duration: '1:07' +Duration: 1:07 Artists: - Minish Cover Artists: @@ -341,7 +365,7 @@ Art Tags: - AH --- Track: Penumbra Phat -Duration: '0:34' +Duration: 0:34 Artists: - Putnam Cover Artists: @@ -356,7 +380,7 @@ Art Tags: - Toby Fox --- Track: MoonShitter -Duration: '2:18' +Duration: 2:18 Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: @@ -370,10 +394,13 @@ Art Tags: - Dirk - Germy - Earth +- Unbreakable Katana - 'cw: decapitation (abstract)' +Referenced Artworks: +- Moonsetter (edit) --- Track: 'JHON: RICE' -Duration: '1:28' +Duration: 1:28 Artists: - Hadron Cover Artists: @@ -387,9 +414,10 @@ Referenced Tracks: Art Tags: - Jhon - LoWaS +- Breath --- Track: sonflapper -Duration: '1:00' +Duration: 1:00 Artists: - Peachy Peter Cover Artists: @@ -402,9 +430,10 @@ Referenced Tracks: Art Tags: - Jhon - Dabe +- Electric Guitar --- Track: turnways lurker -Duration: '2:16' +Duration: 2:16 Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Cover Artists: @@ -412,6 +441,8 @@ Cover Artists: URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/turnways-lurker - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdwlMagl4Sk +Art Tags: +- Rick Astley Referenced Tracks: - Never Gonna Give You Up - track:MeGaLoVania @@ -441,7 +472,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Ooooooh, give you up (Never gonna give, never gonna give) --- Track: Anthem -Duration: '1:27' +Duration: 1:27 Artists: - No Funny Name Cover Artists: @@ -454,9 +485,9 @@ Referenced Tracks: Directory: anthem-canmt Commentary: |- <i>No Funny Name:</i> - (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg">Video of the track being 'recorded live', as it were.</a>) + ([Video of the track being 'recorded live', as it were.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg)) - <i>Niklink:</i> + <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022) It's depressingly common for collaborative fandom albums to run into trouble getting art delivered for all their tracks in time. I don't really blame them, drawing is hard enough without knowing that it's probably going to be playing second fiddle to the music anyways. But nevertheless I knew I could phone this one in without any artistic skill, so I took it off the un-arted song pile. The secret is: there's actually an online tool that generates Minecraft logo-style text. Lyrics: |- (Um, hi. I've made a uh, piece of fanmusic for the um... new and cool webcomic, as you can see it's um, made in... Minecraft. I um, a— a bit about the piece, I um, sort of imagined it as being a um, theme song for the... entire you know, story um, oh I guess the um, word "Anthem" describes that. I guess I'll call it "Anthem" then... yeah let's um, play.) @@ -466,7 +497,7 @@ Lyrics: |- (I um... hope you enjoyed my music. Yeah, bye.) --- Track: Three in the Medley -Duration: '3:58' +Duration: 3:58 Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: @@ -488,7 +519,7 @@ Art Tags: - Jade --- Track: Unity of Thorns -Duration: '2:12' +Duration: 2:12 Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: @@ -498,9 +529,10 @@ URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2om7yjI7nF0 Art Tags: - 'cw: blood (abstract)' +- Thorns of Oglogoth --- Track: Hankage Fantazumu -Duration: '1:53' +Duration: 1:53 Artists: - Difarem Cover Artists: @@ -509,31 +541,40 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hankage-fantazumu - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6px46mr4C1k Referenced Tracks: -- track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm +- track:vaporwave-2016-track1 +Sampled Tracks: +- track:vaporwave-2016-track1 Art Tags: - Jade - Toby Fox +- Hatsune Miku Lyrics: |- (The vocals are purportedly parts of Damara's dialogue run through Vocaloid, with syllables cut out to match the song. Sorry I don't have actual lyrics for you.) --- Track: i am sititng in a buttock -Duration: '7:20' +Duration: 7:20 Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde +Referenced Artworks: +- Bowman's Credit Score (face) URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-sititng-in-a-buttock - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9AV9vgGJO8 Referenced Tracks: - Bowman's Credit Score Art Tags: -- Bowman +- Michael Guy Bowman Lyrics: |- I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? The number I'm thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It's between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that's between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It's my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it for me? I'm thinking that it's seven hundred and twenty, and that it's between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it? It's a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and get it? I'm thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between my buttocks. Won't you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number is between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks. Won't you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number that could save you a lot of money. It's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot of money between my buttocks! But I'm thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four fifty and eight fifty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Fortunately, seven hundred and twenty is this number, because it is between four hundred and fifty and eight hundred and fifty. But I'm thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be between my buttocks, and it could save you a lot of money. The higher this number between my buttocks is, the more money it could save you! I'm thinking of a number though, that is between my buttocks. It is still seven hundred and twenty. Won't you reach in and grab seven hundred and twenty for me? Don't grab four fifty or eight fifty, as these are the two extremes. These are not my free credit score. My free credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but I'm thinking that you can reach in and grab it because it is between my buttocks. The number between my buttocks happens to be, well, I'm thinking that it's seven hundred and twenty. But I could be wrong. Because your number could be anywhere between four fifty and eight fifty. I'm THINKING of a number... +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Wiki editor, 11/20/2024) + The track artwork is a reference to the single art for "I am Sitting in a Room" by Alvin Lucier. + <img src="media/misc/i-am-sitting-in-a-room.jpg" width="150"> --- Track: can you give me a HAND -Duration: '2:35' +Duration: 2:35 Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Cover Artists: @@ -552,7 +593,7 @@ Art Tags: Track: Usurp Directory: usurp-canmt Always Reference By Directory: true -Duration: '1:44' +Duration: 1:44 Artists: - flagellumVagueness Cover Artists: @@ -567,14 +608,15 @@ Art Tags: - Jaed - Beq - WQ -- Prospit +- Prostit --- Track: a color this shirt also comes in -Duration: '2:28' +Duration: 2:28 Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - Makin +Cover Art Dimensions: 1400x1407 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-color-this-shirt-also-comes-in - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k-L_dQBVro @@ -584,7 +626,7 @@ Art Tags: - Jack Noir --- Track: fun cat song :3 :3 -Duration: '1:05' +Duration: 1:05 Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: @@ -600,7 +642,7 @@ Art Tags: - LoLaR --- Track: Completely Delusional -Duration: '2:26' +Duration: 2:26 Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Cover Artists: @@ -617,9 +659,12 @@ Art Tags: - Jhon - Dabe - Dadd +- Rollercoaster +- Thorns of Oglogoth +- LoLaF (CANWC) --- Track: upp word(s) movmeant (Fanon Edit) -Duration: '3:47' +Duration: 3:47 Artists: - artist:kobacat Contributors: @@ -651,14 +696,15 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Gangnam Style - Bowman's Credit Score - Meet the Flintstones -- 7 GRAND DAD but not the song but the actual meme origin +# - 7 GRAND DAD but not the song but the actual meme origin - track:the-baby-is-you -- track:bowman-remix +# - track:bowman-remix - HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme -- 'SHOUTOUTS TO SIMPLEFLIPS VINESAUCE JERMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmK98ehX6rc' +# - SHOUTOUTS TO SIMPLEFLIPS VINESAUCE JERMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmK98ehX6rc Art Tags: - Dabe +- Hams Lyrics: |- Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi (<i>This feeling, it's strange, isn't it?</i>) Sora kara futte kita mitai (<i>It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky</i>) @@ -714,7 +760,7 @@ Lyrics: |- (Shoutouts to Simpleflips, fuck!) --- Track: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Duration: '1:01' +Duration: 1:01 Artists: - o Cover Artists: @@ -726,11 +772,11 @@ URLs: Art Tags: - Sweet Bro Commentary: |- - <i>Niklink:</i> + <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022) This is just a SBaHJ panel with a bunch of filters run over it like a steamroller. I was aiming to emphasize the resemblance to 'The Scream'. I don't even remember what I did to that poor SBaHJ panel at this point, but I'm sure those emotions made their way into the final product. --- Track: rolercoasteng in SPACE!??!?? -Duration: '2:48' +Duration: 2:48 Artists: - o Cover Artists: @@ -741,8 +787,13 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - Space Jam +Art Tags: +- Bugs Bunny +- Charles Barkley +- Rollercoaster +- SBaHJ Commentary: |- - <i>Niklink:</i> + <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022) When [[artist:o]] sent in his 'songs' in a surprise show of appreciation for our musical efforts, I immediately nabbed the art spots for them, because I wanted the 'honor', I guess. In any case, I'd say my skill at creating track art was roughly on par with o's skill at creating music, so I guess it worked out fine. You just don't get that kind of rail wobbliness from a lesser artist, you know. Lyrics: |- Everybody get up it's time to slam now @@ -825,7 +876,7 @@ Lyrics: |- 3-1-1 all in your face... --- Track: ScArY roller coasteds!! -Duration: '3:44' +Duration: 3:44 Artists: - o Cover Artists: @@ -839,12 +890,13 @@ Art Tags: - Sweet Bro - Hella Jeff - Lord English +- MR BONES WILD RIDE Commentary: |- - <i>Niklink:</i> + <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022) You know that old RollerCoaster Tycoon meme about MR BONES WILD RIDE? This is that, that's what this is. I also managed to sneak in a 720. --- Track: suburbon contdon -Duration: '0:39' +Duration: 0:39 Artists: - Minish Cover Artists: @@ -852,6 +904,8 @@ Cover Artists: - Zoey Art Tags: - Germy +Referenced Artworks: +- Sburban Countdown (edit) URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/suburbon-contdon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2e80WRHl4Y @@ -859,7 +913,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Sburban Countdown --- Track: upways moving [jhon own dabe] -Duration: '2:04' +Duration: 2:04 Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Cover Artists: @@ -877,7 +931,8 @@ Lyrics: |- (Thank you daddy...) --- Track: megalobelchia (fea.t live guitar battle!!!)! -Duration: '3:12' +Directory: megalobelchia-feat-live-guitar-battle +Duration: 3:12 Artists: - Peachy Petey Cover Artists: @@ -886,7 +941,7 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalobelchia-fea-t-live-guitar-battle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGvEDsNa6mg Referenced Tracks: -- track:megalovania-halloween +- track:megalovania-ebhh - Heir of Grief - Sburban Countdown - Homestuck Anthem @@ -895,7 +950,7 @@ Art Tags: - Sans --- Track: rekiuem fro kraket -Duration: '4:49' +Duration: 4:49 Artists: - Minish Contributors: @@ -910,6 +965,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Karkalicious Art Tags: - Kraket +- Saxophone Lyrics: |- Four, three, two, fuck you @@ -930,7 +986,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Don't matter if we're just moirails Trolls be lining down the veil For a chance to fill a pail - + Four, three, two, fuck you So delicious... super sweet So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty @@ -955,7 +1011,7 @@ Lyrics: |- Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail And he'll be needing all the towels 'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails - + Four, three, two So delicious... super sweet So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty @@ -1019,7 +1075,7 @@ Lyrics: |- (Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song, I mean whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY, was this Fergie duf-douchemuffin illiterate or something, what do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music, what the fuck even is Will Smith doing, he doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit I quit.) --- Track: lame and old webcomic voluem 10 (MEGA MILX) -Duration: '10:25' +Duration: 10:25 Artists: - Niklink Cover Artists: @@ -1049,7 +1105,7 @@ Sampled Tracks: - Breeze - Starfall - Ascend -- Lilith in Starlight +- Lilith In Starlight - Thanks for Playing - Renewed Return - THIS Pumpkin @@ -1064,10 +1120,12 @@ Art Tags: - Roxy - Dirk - Jake -- Consorts +- Casey - Earth +Referenced Artworks: +- Homestuck Vol. 10 (edit) Commentary: |- - <i>Niklink:</i> + <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022) I- ok. I can explain, okay? This is an oblique reference to the album [[album:medium]]. When it was initially released, there was a lot of speculation, particularly on the MSPA Forums, around the idea of combining or layering the different tracks on the album to find cool mashups, particularly the matching song pairs for each Land. It was even implied that this was a specific musical choice by [[artist:clark-powell]], to make 'hidden' music (she immediately denied this, but it had no effect). Ultimately it culminated in the creation of 'Medium - Mega Mix', which was for all intents and purposes all eight tracks in the album sandwiched on top of one another into an ungodly sound wall, which was nevertheless positively received by fans. This worthless shitpost of a song is based on that phenomenon, as well as being a sort of 'tribute' to [[album:homestuck-vol-10]] which had after all been the insipration to establish CaNMT in the first place. @@ -1075,7 +1133,7 @@ Commentary: |- Also in a way, getting the obvious unfunny ear torture shitposts out of the way early on meant subsequent CaNMT musicians would be forced to innovate. So, in a sense, you're welcome? --- Track: dono't dsiturmpt plsthx -Duration: '2:44' +Duration: 2:44 Artists: - Peachy Petey Cover Artists: @@ -1086,13 +1144,14 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - Atomic Bonsai - track:bon-voyage-amigo -Sampled Tracks: -- Skype +# Sampled Tracks: +# - Skype Art Tags: - Jhon +- Sburb --- Track: you are a furry -Duration: '2:08' +Duration: 2:08 Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Cover Artists: @@ -1109,7 +1168,7 @@ Art Tags: - Jaed --- Track: Tycoontime -Duration: '0:56' +Duration: 0:56 Artists: - Ngame Cover Artists: @@ -1117,16 +1176,17 @@ Cover Artists: URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoontime - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pfnwTJUfM -Referenced Tracks: -- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme -- Showtime (Piano Refrain) +Sampled Tracks: +- Tycoontime (Lame and Old) Art Tags: - Jhon - Gate -- Meteor +- Reckoning +- Rollercoaster +- Standing Piano --- Track: ultimite fite!!! -Duration: '0:58' +Duration: 0:58 Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: @@ -1143,12 +1203,14 @@ Referenced Tracks: Art Tags: - Jhon - Dabe -- Skaia +- Skya +Referenced Artworks: +- Beatdown Round 2 (composition) --- Track: Tycoon Directory: tycoon-canmt Always Reference By Directory: true -Duration: '3:23' +Duration: 3:23 Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: @@ -1167,9 +1229,10 @@ Art Tags: - Dabe - Kraket - Dadd +- Rollercoaster --- Track: Doctoral Degree -Duration: '1:50' +Duration: 1:50 Artists: - Difarem Cover Artists: @@ -1184,11 +1247,12 @@ Art Tags: --- Track: V A P O R S T U C K Directory: vaporstuck-canmt -Duration: '2:07' +Duration: 2:07 Artists: - Avianzo Cover Artists: - Makin +Cover Art Dimensions: 1400x1407 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/v-a-p-o-r-s-t-u-c-k - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLvPAogDkaw @@ -1198,7 +1262,7 @@ Art Tags: - Jhon --- Track: 'kis da boy #<3 #<3 #otp #aaAAAAAA #OMFG #!!!' -Duration: '1:58' +Duration: 1:58 Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: @@ -1211,11 +1275,13 @@ Art Tags: - Hrates Bocars --- Track: The beginning of... something -Duration: '2:37' +Duration: 2:37 Artists: - No Funny Name Cover Artists: - No Funny Name +Art Tags: +- Grand Piano URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-beginning-of-something - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMl0Q8tncs @@ -1224,21 +1290,21 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Dissension (Original) Lyrics: |- (I give up. I've been trying to make this track for... a week now, and... that's all I got. Practically nothing. - + Do you people realize how little music Jade has to begin with? She really only has [[Gardener]] and [[Dissension (Original)|Dissension]], the two songs you just heard. To take those, remix them into a workable song, add my own stuff, and then deliberately make it sound shitty to fit in with the rest of the Cool and New Web Comic... That, I, that's not really an excuse, other musicians have done far more with far less... the rest of this album is proof enough of that. - + I guess what it comes down to, is that... I'm not just not as good of a musician, or, really, artist of any way. I don't have talent. I think Hussie said something like "it actually takes a large amount of skill to get Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff to the perfect amount of shittiness"... and I don't have the drive or talent or skill to do that, or really anything. - + I mean... I did take piano composition classes through middle school but... I haven't done anything since then so... it's almost as if I'd done nothing. And here I am in the middle of a team of people who are actually... putting effort into making good — if difficult to listen to — music, and... I'm left wondering exactly what I can bring to the table. - + ...Nothing, really. I've thought long and hard about it, and... that's my answer. Nothing. I guess there's only one thing left to do. - + "To: Cool and New Web Comic Music Team. Subject: Resignation. Body: I regret to inform you that I will no longer be creating music with all of you. Good luck in the future, I'm out." Guess I'm really doing this, huh? - + Send.) --- Track: P E N U M B R A -Duration: '3:23' +Duration: 3:23 Artists: - TirantBacon Cover Artists: @@ -1247,13 +1313,15 @@ URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/p-e-n-u-m-b-r-a - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Am2bnbISkY Referenced Tracks: -- track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm +- track:vaporwave-2016-track1 +Sampled Tracks: +- track:vaporwave-2016-track1 Art Tags: - Toby Fox Directory: penumbra --- Track: Before. -Duration: '2:25' +Duration: 2:25 Artists: - Hadron Cover Artists: @@ -1267,7 +1335,7 @@ Art Tags: - Earth --- Track: BLAPCK -Duration: '2:50' +Duration: 2:50 Artists: - Monifate - Frikiman @@ -1280,10 +1348,11 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Black - Sweet Bro Theme Song Sampled Tracks: -- The Corner +# - The Corner - Sweet Bro Theme Song Art Tags: - Jack Noir +- Sord Lyrics: |- Make her a member of the Midnight Crew! @@ -1294,7 +1363,7 @@ Lyrics: |- I— (—Dutton. Last summer I came back here to Baltimore, Maryland, to film a story about life on the corner. I grew up and hung out—) - + I'm a member of the- I'm a member of the Midnight Crew! @@ -1304,7 +1373,7 @@ Lyrics: |- I'm a member of the Midnight Crew! --- Track: xistmas soong -Duration: '1:18' +Duration: 1:18 Artists: - Monifate Cover Artists: @@ -1333,10 +1402,10 @@ Lyrics: |- KETCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP Commentary: |- <i>Monifate:</i> - (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAg2HGPrjWs?t=2212">Song's original performance in Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive</a>) + ([Song's original performance in Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAg2HGPrjWs?t=2212)) --- Track: SpaceBro -Duration: '3:26' +Duration: 3:26 Artists: - Minish Cover Artists: @@ -1347,11 +1416,13 @@ URLs: Referenced Tracks: - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - Space Jam +Art Tags: +- Sburb Lyrics: |- - (This is just GameBro and Space Jam playing on top of each other. Just look up the lyrics for those.) + (This is just [[track:gamebro-original-1990-mix|GameBro]] and [[Space Jam]] playing on top of each other. Just look up the lyrics for those.) --- Track: 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO -Duration: '4:13' +Duration: 4:13 Artists: - Discfortune Contributors: @@ -1389,27 +1460,60 @@ Referenced Tracks: - Crystalmethequins - Wonderwall Art Tags: +- Jack Noir - Rose -- Dave -- Karkat -- Terezi +- Knitting Needles - Vriska +- Earth +- Reckoning +- LoWaS +- Sburb +- Terezi +- Dragon Cane +- Karkat - Meenah -- Caliborn -- Jack Noir -- DD -- John's dad +- Sollux +- Dad - Lil Cal - Skaia -- LoWaS -- Meteor +- Fred Flintstone +- Michael Guy Bowman +- Caliborn +- Aradia - Earth - Ruined Earth +Referenced Artworks: +- track:vigilante-cornered (minor edit) +- Liquid Negrocity (minor edit) +- Aggrieve (minor edit) +- track:MeGaLoVania (minor edit) +- Sburban Countdown (minor edit) +- Doctor (minor edit) +- Dawn of Man (minor edit) +- Explore (minor edit) +- Terezi's Theme (minor edit) +- album:alterniabound (minor edit) +- Atomyk Ebonpyre (minor edit) +- Hate You (minor edit) +- The La2t Frontiier (minor edit) +- References: Showtime (Original Mix) + Annotation: minor edit +- References: Upward Movement (Dave Owns) + Annotation: minor edit +- Skies of Skaia (minor edit) +- Homestuck Vol. 5 (minor edit) +- Showdown (minor edit) +- Bowman's Credit Score (minor edit) +- References: Feel (Alive) + Annotation: minor edit +- Carne Vale (minor edit) +- Vriska's Theme (minor edit) +- Crystalmethequins (minor edit) Lyrics: |- I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money... and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. --- Track: ~~~~ figting spirit ~~~~ -Duration: '2:03' +Duration: 2:03 Artists: - MrCheeze Contributors: @@ -1430,9 +1534,11 @@ Art Tags: - Rose - Dabe - Jaed +Referenced Artworks: +- Fighting Spirit (composition) --- Track: go down (Fanon Cut) -Duration: '2:28' +Duration: 2:28 Artists: - Difarem URLs: @@ -1448,7 +1554,7 @@ Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania --- Track: Cool and New Web Comic -Duration: '2:24' +Duration: 2:24 Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: @@ -1464,6 +1570,8 @@ Referenced Tracks: Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Earth +- Rollercoaster +- Light Commentary: |- - <i>Niklink:</i> + <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022) Another art self-assignment, but I think it ended up alright. It's of course a SBaHJ-ified parody of the Homestuck 'title screen' flash with the adventure name, parallelling this song being intended to be CaNWC's counterpart to [[Homestuck]] and [[Homestuck Anthem]]. |