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diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-volume-2.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-volume-2.yaml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bde4be4 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/cool-and-new-volume-2.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1281 @@ +Album: cool and new volume 2 +Date: July 20, 2016, 12:00:00 +Date Added: January 1, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-2 +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9qTFJQvWz7JINleRm_FeGG +Cover Artists: +- miraculousAvantgarde +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Hecka Jef +- Dabe +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Color: '#fa6006' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Additional Files: +- Title: Album Booklet + Files: + - Cool and New Volume 2.pdf +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + i'ts album fro cool and new web comic................................................agian!?! + its the 2th one + + <i>Discfortune:</i> + sometimes you need to sacrifice meme numbers for bigger and better things + + <i>ostrichlittledungeon:</i> + Some of the stuff on this album is seriously some of the best music I've listened to, And I'm not talking about the shitpost tracks. + + <i>miraculousAvantgarde:</i> + It was pretty hard sitting around doing nothing as the Art Manager. I had some coke (not the drink) and a can of pringles, but that still didn't satisfy my curiosity. Also, I'm currently eating a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. It's not great, but it's not terrible. I'd rate it somewhere [[track:bowmans-credit-score|between 4/50 and 8/50]]. Speaking of which, this message has been brought to you by Kellog's Fruity Pebbles. When you eat Kellog's Fruity Pebbles every morning, you'll feel like you want to [[track:fruity-pebbles-jingle|start a bloody war and build a pebble nation]]! + + <i>Niklink:</i> + I'm just pointing out that this whole 50+ track album came out two and a half weeks after [[album:cool-and-new-voulem1|our previous 50+ track album]]. + + <i>Interrobang:</i> + ([HEY MAN VOLUME 2 MAN CHECK IT OUT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNRRfEvIq-I)) + + <i>Ngame:</i> + ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GyZeqU-eu0?t=3587)) + + <i>Discfortune:</i> + who am i kidding meme numbers are great +--- +Track: Autonomonasty Senserational Meridisick Repose +Artists: +- Bin (vocals) +- Gordian (piano) +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '02:18' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/autonomonasty-senserational-meridisick-repose-2 +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTsBTUr_9xU +Referenced Tracks: +- Darling Dolorosa +Lyrics: |- + (This is a test. I'm testing the ASMR. [[track:next-arrow|Next arrow.]] [[track:bowmans-credit-score|I'm thinking of a number.]] Invisible sandwich. [[track:rose-pragnant|I came as fast as I could.]] Things have gone completely pear-shaped. An overwhelming success. Breath has nothing to do with freedom. [[track:karkalicious|Karkat-licious.]] Inside joke. Hussie is a hack. Don't kinkyshame me. o is also a hack. Eridan's top half. [[group:canmt|Cool and New Web Comic.]] Horse painting. Curiosity satisfied. [[tag:rubs-juice|Rubs Juice.]] We didn't start the Homestuck. Roxy kitten. stacy-ampora-strider-ampora. Starbucks. Obscure Reference. Meme number. Petition to make this an emote. [[track:radiation-is-now-on-youtube|I only play classic SEGA.]] You just got trolled, LOL. [[track:angular-deceleration|Slow your roll.]] Ryan North got stuck in a hole with his dog. You're older than you've ever been. Anna is dyslexic so reading and writing are difficult for her. The ham cake was not a mistake. Grey face paint all over the walls. Who flipped the frog switch? Snoop Homestuck, shout out 4 tha fan art! Round [???] Dante Basco. This track contains copyrighted material. [[Penumbra Phantasm|Penumbra... Phantasm.]] Olive Garden. [[artist:terepy-pipes|Terepy Pipes.]] Mambostuck. Sitska. [[track:rollercoaster-tycoon-theme|Rollercoaster Tycoon.]] Blitzing chakras. Mount Rainier. John is shorter than his toilet. Punishment time! [[artist:bill-bolin|Bill Bolin.]] It's the perfect crime. Nepetaquest. [[track:justice-must-be-a-serve|Justice must be a serve.]] Spitting into a bucket. Birthday wish. Nothing important.) +--- +Track: Terexi +Artists: +- Cerulean +Duration: '01:26' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/terexi +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPOsw0Yz7Zc +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Terezi +- Alternia +Referenced Tracks: +- Terezi's Theme +--- +Track: Verr Dancy +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- '413' +Duration: '02:03' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/verr-dancy +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNWXd4dDV3o +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- Beq +Referenced Tracks: +- Verdancy (Bassline) +--- +Track: Moonroller +Artists: +- Ngame +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '01:17' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonroller +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO1HwxVfdjs +Art Tags: +- Dirk +- Earth +Referenced Tracks: +- track:moonsetter +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +--- +Track: Tick +Artists: +- Discfortune +Cover Artists: +- Bambosh +Duration: '01:00' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tick +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWLZ533-WCI +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Swet Bro +- Skaia +Commentary: |- + <i>Discfortune:</i> + ([[track:tock]]) +--- +Track: Tycoonlight Sonata +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- miraculousAvantgarde +Duration: '01:19' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoonlight-sonata +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXENNKTLQGw +Art Tags: +- Dabe +Referenced Tracks: +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- Moonlight Sonata +--- +Track: There's a Balcony +Artists: +- ostrichlittledungeon +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '05:42' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/theres-a-balcony +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GfKgs0xViM +Referenced Tracks: +- track:guardian-v2 +- Explore +- Mutiny +- Non Compos Mentis +Sampled Tracks: +- track:pastor-bill-bolin +Lyrics: |- + (Hello. I would like to explain just a little about my wife and me and our odyssey of faith.) + (Alright. Alright. Alright. This evening as we continue to discuss Catholicism, Catholicism, Catholicism.) + + (Uh there's— there's a few different things we're going to look at and— that is not a misprint uh this, this is a different fill-in from, uh, the last one that kind of looked like this it's— it's just uh just modified there's more information, new information. Y'know before we go into this in terms of talking about Catholicism, lemme just give you guys just a little update about how everything went on Sunday. As we had our church launch for FloodGate East over at Madison Heights and uh, we gathered there at 6 o'clock and and, yeah. There's a balcony. There's a balcony. There's a balcony. There's a balcony.) + + (There's a balcony. There's a balcony. And, it was jammed. There... we could have squeezed a few more people in. There's a balcony. There's a balcony. I-it was is-is-isn't that right?) (Yeah.) (It was pretty packed, wasn't it? Lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving. Oh, so— it is a good thing there was a balcony or we would have been turning people away. You know how we keep parking on the lawn out here and, we ru— the lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here and, we ru— we ran out of parking space here. We ran out of parking space there, every single parking spot was taken, people were parking on the lawn. It's— [laughter]. It's— [laughter]. It's— [laughter].) (It's time to move.) (It's already time to move! [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] There's the balcony. [laughter] There's the balcony. Yeah [laughter].) (Maybe we need to open a new church.) ([laughter] Yeah. I-it was uh, it-it was really crazy and, and, y'know ju— the anointing was powerful. Y'know the, the aspect of the people and all that, the amount of people that showed up was really cool, but the anointing was just off the chart. I-it was so good, uh, for an inaugural... opening night, uhm, just it wa-it was powerful, I don't know what else to say. The anointing was sweet and thick and uhm, [laughter]. There's the balcony. [laughter] Fun. It wa-it— and people were asking "Is this how FloodGate is normally?" and uh, and, and, people were, the people who were there from here— so we had about twenty people from here show up. Wou-wou-would you say that about twenty people? Maybe twenty-five? Yeah. But i-but there I m-there was— there was decent repre— representation. Lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving.) + + (There's a balcony. Alright let's talk about Catholicism. There- there's so much about the Catholic Church that is, really is fascinating. The-it's a-it's a, interesting thing to study. They reach, they teach many orthodox things and then they teach so many non-orthodox doctrine. The relevant problem relates to— the relevant problem relates to forward. Now [clears throat] [clears throat] [clears throat] [coughs]. Within... the Catholic Church, there are multiple things that shape who they are, what they are, how they— [clears throat] [coughs]. Following the Pope, and— and by the way, the, the, uh, the top offices minus the priests are all considered bishops. Underneath him— lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving. Underneath him would come the council of lot of sweaty bodies uh, not retracting. Most of us are like that, we're competitive, we like to do well, and, in terms of the- the priesthood, y'know-there-there are numerous things [clears throat]. Help us to be administrators of truth and help us to help people come out of darkness. We bless you and we thank you my God for your goodness and your grace and your mercy in Jesus name, amen.) + + (Please free to use anything you find appropriate on this site, as we have been given great gifts freely from our LORD. Realize that material comes from a multiple range of sources including Charisma, sermoncentral.com, Jack Hayford, Logos Bible Software, Bibleworks, and a host of other reputable places. Please note that all sermon material isn't always notated. God is good.) +--- +Track: Feel (Good) +Artists: +- Makin +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Duration: '02:16' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feel-good +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG-IfsIac5g +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Femorafreack +- Jack Noir +- Hecka Jef +- 'cw: cops' +Referenced Tracks: +- Feel (Alive) +- Feel Good Inc. +Lyrics: |- + Feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + + City's breaking down on a camel's back + They just have to go, 'cause they don't know wack + So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see + You won't get out the county, 'cause you're bad and free + You got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style + A melancholy town where we never smile + And all I wanna hear is the message beep + My dreams, they got a kissing + 'Cause I don't get sleep, no + + Hazmats, fast cats + Linin' 'em up like ass cracks + Play these ponies at the track + It's my chocolate attack + + Shit, I'm steppin' in the heart of this here (yeah) + Care Bear rappin' in harder this year (yeah) + Watch me as I gravitate, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha + + Yo, we gon' ghost town this Motown + With yo' sound, you in the blink + Gon' bite the dust, can't fight with us + With yo' sound, you kill the Inc. + So don't stop, get it, get it (Get it) + Until you're cheddar headed + And watch the way I navigate + Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha + + Windmill, windmill for the land + Turn forever hand in hand + Take it all in on your stride + It is ticking, falling down + Love forever, love is freely + Turned forever, you and me + Windmill, windmill for the land + Is everybody in? + + Feel good + Feel good + Feel good + Feel good + + Don't stop, get it, get it + Peep how your captain's in it (Feel good) + Steady, watch me navigate + Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (Feel good) + + Don't stop, get it, get it + Peep how your captain's in it (Feel good) + Steady, watch me navigate + Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (Feel good) + + Feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good + Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good +--- +Track: MeGaWaltzeVania +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '02:17' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megawaltzevania +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP_MAN0GIZs +Art Tags: +- Vriska +- Sans +Referenced Tracks: +- track:MeGaLoVania +--- +Track: 'Learn with Caliborn: Typing Adventure' +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '03:10' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/learn-with-caliborn-typing-adventure +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR15zPQEkRM +Art Tags: +- Caliborn +Referenced Tracks: +- track:carne-vale +- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme +- track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure +--- +Track: Bleep (Extended Edition) +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '01:46' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bleep-extended-edition +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7QTBbqd_U +Referenced Tracks: +- radiation is now on youtube +Art Tags: +- Toby Fox +- Bowman +Lyrics: |- + (Here's a tune I wrote just now! This one is called "[bleep]"! How relevant! How new! Buy it!) + + (BUY IT) +--- +Track: Misery Loves Company +Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:35' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/misery-loves-company +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaowFmKfkSY +Art Tags: +- Rose +- Kanaya +- Jhon +- Momi +- Kraket +- Equihorse +- Gametez +--- +Track: Mayonnaise Serenaydornot +Artists: +- Bin +Cover Artists: +- Bambosh +Duration: '00:48' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mayonnaise-serenaydornot +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJrvzHFzghk +Referenced Tracks: +- track:serenade-vol8 +- Mayor Maynot +--- +Track: Fake Fruit Fiesta +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- miraculousAvantgarde +Duration: '03:01' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fake-fruit-fiesta +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhLk8RB8TY +Art Tags: +- Eridan +- Feferi +- Gamzee +- 'cw: blood' +- 'cw: nazi symbology' +Referenced Tracks: +- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse +--- +Track: profesionalsism +Artists: +- Gordian +Cover Artists: +- Bin +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '03:26' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/profesionalsism +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woFGNaPpHIc +Referenced Tracks: +- track:guardian +- track:chopsticks-euphemia-allen +- Penumbra Phantasm +--- +Track: 'jhon: rid roler costr' +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Kusoro +Duration: '01:04' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-rid-roler-costr +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tKGm9BgEQs +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Skaia +--- +Track: dω/dt < 0 +Directory: angular-deceleration +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- Interrobang +Duration: '02:34' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/d-dt-0 +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ3O0TvNZSk +Referenced Tracks: +- Homestuck +Art Tags: +- Cool and New Music Team +Lyrics: |- + ([META] SuicidalSushi and mindbleach: Slow your roll + + You two like to post a bunch of things about Homestuck from tumblr and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant. + + That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/homestuck and I'm met with pages of posts by mindbleach or SuicidalSushi, with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/Homestuck has always operated with discussion posts, communitystuck, and other such self-posts. These are now being absolutely <i>buried</i> by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat homestuck comix and art" + + Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the discussion and more community-esque posts. Homestuck brought me to the sub, the community made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/homestuck.) +Commentary: |- + <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor) + ([\[META] SuicidalSushi and mindbleach: Slow your roll](https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/332gv9/meta_suicidalsushi_and_mindbleach_slow_your_roll/)) +--- +Track: good remix of a homestuck song +Artists: +- Discfortune +Cover Artists: +- Discfortune +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:02' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/good-remix-of-a-homestuck-song +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2JucUS-E4M +Art Tags: +- Becquerel +- Toby Fox +Referenced Tracks: +- Dogsong +Sampled Tracks: +- whatever the hell this screaming is idfk +--- +Track: Picture This +Artists: +- Discfortune +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '00:05' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/picture-this +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b_Pcdk0_z4 +Lyrics: |- + (Capital T capital B lowercase p lowercase r capital F capital U lowercase m.) +Commentary: |- + <i>Discfortune:</i> + (<i>I followed the imgur link from the song "Picture this" on the CANWC volume 2 album, and got this</i>) + <img src="media/misc/TBprFUm.png" width="400"> +--- +Track: Unite Synchronization (Unused Vocal Version) +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- Wheals +Duration: '02:56' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unite-synchronization-unused-vocal-version +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhiNlmONWZc +Art Tags: +- Dave +- Bowman +Referenced Tracks: +- Unite Synchronization +- track:synchronize-hush +Lyrics: |- + All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe + All I wanna do is synchronize with you + All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe + All I wanna do is synchronize with you + + All I wanna do is synchronize + See the look of terror in your eyes + At the moment when you sympathize with me + + All we ever do is fantasize + About the life that you've romanticized + Well, the lonely nights are no surprise to me + + All I ever do is simulate with you, babe + All I ever do is simulate with you + All I ever do is simulate with you, babe + All I ever do is simulate with you + + All I ever do is simulate + All the moments that we could create + When you're acting like you don't relate to me + + All I wanna do is stimulate + All the feelings we could consummate + If you'd let your heart negotiate with me + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe + All I wanna do is synchronize with you + All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe + All I wanna do is synchronize with you + Synchronize + + All I wanna do is synchronize + See the look of terror in your eyes + At the moment when you sympathize with me + + All we ever do is fantasize + About the life that you've romanticized + Well, the lonely nights are no surprise to me + + All I ever do is simulate + All the moments that we could create + When you're acting like you don't relate to me + + All I wanna do is stimulate + All the feelings we could consummate + If you'd let your heart negotiate with me + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + + All I wanna do + All I wanna do + All I wanna do +--- +Track: Atomek Beatcendpyre Melodie +Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:59' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/atomek-beatcendpyre-melodie +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQvgbZFqI7M +Art Tags: +- Dabe +Referenced Tracks: +- Descend +- Atomyk Ebonpyre +- Beatdown (Strider Style) +- Clockwork Melody +--- +Track: Err on Greif (acoostic Covre) +Artists: +- Wights End +- Wheals +- Pipko Fanfare +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '02:40' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/err-on-greif-acoostic-covre +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duCXsjgubKg +Art Tags: +- Jhon +Referenced Tracks: +- Heir of Grief +- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) +Sampled Tracks: +- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) +Lyrics: |- + Tangle Buddies + Tangle Buddies + Let's become + Tangle Buddies + That's right + Tangle Buddies + You heard me + Tangle Bu- +--- +Track: Let the Kiddles Sleep +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '02:00' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/let-the-kiddles-sleep +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA1rOzTO53g +Referenced Tracks: +- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) +- Splatoon "Squid Kid" TV Commercial +Sampled Tracks: +- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme) +- Splatoon "Squid Kid" TV Commercial +Lyrics: |- + Squeedle dee dee + Squeedle dee dum + Everyone sing a Squiddly song + Let's all be friends + And work as a team + Squiddles for you + Squiddles for me! + + Tangle Buddies + Let's become + Tangle Buddies + That's right + Tangle Buddies + You heard me + Tangle Buddies + Tangle Buddies + Let's become + Tangle Buddies + That's right + Tangle Buddies + You heard me + Tangle Bu- + + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're a kid you're a squid + You're-you're a kid you're a squid + You're a ki— +--- +Track: Bg'ogublgog'ybulsprite +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:39' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bgogublgogybulsprite +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXGrcfiuN34 +Referenced Tracks: +- Squiddles! +--- +Track: /r/homestuck sing "How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version)" +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Contributors: +- Cool and New Music Team ('vocals') +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '03:36' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/r-homestuck-sing-how-do-i-live-bunny-back-in-the-box-version +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fp-lpMsxu8 +Art Tags: +- Rabbit +Lyrics: |- + (Here we go.) (Yes.) (We're doing this.) (Is someone recording this?) + + [Everyone sings [[track:how-do-i-live-bunny-back-in-the-box-version]] really well and perfectly in sync] + + (Fuck!) (Here we fucking go!) + + (What are we doing for karaoke next?) + + (Fuck my jaw hurts.) + (I love all of you!) +Referenced Tracks: +- How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version) +--- +Track: Michael Bowman Remix (Est. 2006) +Artists: +- Bin +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '00:36' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/michael-bowman-remix-est-2006 +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQRv1tOLCwE +Referenced Tracks: +- 300 This is Sparta Remix!!! +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Michael Rosen Rap +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Lyrics: |- + It's a Michael Bowman remix! + + Bobobobo bobobobo bobo + Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman + Bobobobo bobobobo bobo + Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman + + Mi chael Bow Man + Mi chael Bow Man + Mi chael Bow Man + Mi chael Bow Man + Mi chael Bow Man + Mi chael Bow Man + + Bobobobo bobobobo bobo + Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman + Bobobobo bobobobo bobo + Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman + + MI-CHAEL-BOW-MAN... + (I'm giving you all the—) (Michael Bowman) (—rap-rap-rap-rap...) +--- +Track: Lord Spanish +Artists: +- Discfortune +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:12' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lord-spanish +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY_GYFarZXg +Art Tags: +- Ace Dick +- Lord English +Referenced Tracks: +- English +Lyrics: |- + (Olé!) + + (Olé!) + + (Olé!) +--- +Track: Quantum Reversal +Artists: +- ostrichlittledungeon +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '03:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/quantum-reversal +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f707J07fp3E +Referenced Tracks: +- Quantum Breakdown +--- +Track: 3:00 AM +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '04:04' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/3-00-am +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS7X-E6FsxU +Referenced Tracks: +- 3 In The Morning (Pianokind) +--- +Track: a e s t h e t i c a d e +Directory: aestheticade +Artists: +- Kusoro +Cover Artists: +- Bambosh +Duration: '07:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-e-s-t-h-e-t-i-c-a-d-e +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65-t06cW4iQ +Art Tags: +- LoWaS +- LoLaR +- LoHaC +- LoFaF +- Battlefield +Referenced Tracks: +- Cascade (Beta) +- Bowman's Credit Score +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +Lyrics: |- + I'm THINKING of a number + Between my buttocks + Do you know what it is? + It's my credit score, and it happens to be SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY +--- +Track: Sungetter V2 (Another Megalo Strike Back Remix) +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '02:37' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sungetter-v2-another-megalo-strike-back-remix +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEgHWYxLRhA +Referenced Tracks: +- Megalo Strike Back +- Sburban Jungle +- Once Upon a Time +- Sunsetter +- track:megalovania-halloween +- Homestuck Anthem +--- +Track: 'game hypothesis: what if sans was actually ness from earthbound created by toby fox' +Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:30' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/game-hypothesis-what-if-sans-was-actually-ness-from-earthbound-created-by-toby-fox +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsxUD7vmT0 +Art Tags: +- Toby Fox +- Sans +Referenced Tracks: +- Game Hypothesis +- Messiah +Sampled Tracks: +- "Game Theory: UNDERTALE - Sans's SECRET Identity! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYdDUXyFocY" +- Loud Nigra +Lyrics: |- + Well MatPat + Well MatFat + With the max stats + Getting fat stacks + No tax + Throwing up like ham in [??] + Writing shitty mysteries like [??] + [??] + Looking for Sans, Mister Magoo from [??] + [??] international association of [???] Sans + Is not Ness + + (Which brings us back to Undertale. Three faces with "don't forget" written on it? It's Ness trying to remember his three friends. In short, Undertale is a continuation of Toby's version of EarthBound, with Ness never being able to get home, adopting the name Sans, and accompanied by Papyrus; a former Starman, an alien force able to speak English and still equipped with his armor and signature posture, but without any knowledge of earthly things, like the sun. The pieces all just seem to fit. Now all we need is an appearance from Pokey/Porky and we've got ourselves a true sequel! But hey, that's just a theory... + + A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!) +--- +Track: MoonBetter +Artists: +- flamingfusion +Cover Artists: +- miraculousAvantgarde +Duration: '02:26' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonbetter +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t-rCOQ1xa0 +Art Tags: +- Dirk +- Earth +Referenced Tracks: +- track:moonsetter +--- +Track: ridaculously ilegel +Artists: +- Makin +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Duration: '01:41' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ridaculously-ilegel +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D41rFLuJL4 +Art Tags: +- AR +Referenced Tracks: +- Even in Death +- Where The Guns At +--- +Track: MegaloWAHnia +Artists: +- sunil_b +Cover Artists: +- sunil_b +Duration: '01:29' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalowahnia +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdJzbmgVeJ4 +Art Tags: +- Jhon +Referenced Tracks: +- track:MeGaLoVania +- track:megalovania-undertale +- 'The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy - Title Theme/Ending' +Sampled Tracks: +- Waluigi voice from Mario Kart Wii +- Vinesauce Joel reacts to GRAND DAD +Lyrics: |- + (GRAND DAD? Fleenstones? Ohh... grand dad... grand dad! What the fuck? Grand dad? Grand dad?) +--- +Track: Patient (Toby Breaks My Bones, Killing Me Instantly Mix) +Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '01:58' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/patient-toby-breaks-my-bones-killing-me-instantly-mix +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB-mj8tMGYE +Referenced Tracks: +- Patient +--- +Track: don't hug me i'm flared +Artists: +- Niklink +Cover Artists: +- azureCacophony +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:02' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dont-hug-me-im-flared +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCwcQ0La-UQ +Referenced Tracks: +- FLARERERERERERERE +Sampled Tracks: +- don't hug me im scared 1+2 +Commentary: |- + <i>Niklink:</i> + It's just... I mean it's just my song from the previous album with some funny(?) crap mixed on top. God damn are you seeing that amazing track art though? What did I do to deserve that? +--- +Track: megaloh fuck it +Artists: +- CogentInvalid +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:32' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megaloh-fuck-it +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmGzYGL_wl8 +Referenced Tracks: +- track:MeGaLoVania +Sampled Tracks: +- Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff Part 433 +Art Tags: +- Toby Fox +Lyrics: |- + ROCK SOLBO + WOAWW BWEE! + BWEEEEE + BWEEEEEEEEEEE + BWEEEEE + BWEEEEEEEE + + WOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWW + WOAWWWOAWWWOAWW WOAWW WOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW + WOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +--- +Track: You Killed John Santa (Prepare to Die) +Artists: +- Minish +Cover Artists: +- Minish +Duration: '04:22' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-killed-john-santa-prepare-to-die +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipG7IY6NffE +Referenced Tracks: +- You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die) +Sampled Tracks: +- You killed John Santa +Lyrics: |- + Killed John Santa [repeats roughly 140 times] +--- +Track: I Can Barely Rub Juice In This Casino +Artists: +- Wheals +Cover Artists: +- Bambosh +Duration: '02:07' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-can-barely-rub-juice-in-this-casino +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztd8ONwSmcY +Art Tags: +- Rubs Juice +Referenced Tracks: +- track:three-in-the-morning-rj +--- +Track: Germyquin +Artists: +- MoreEpicThanYou747 +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Duration: '02:18' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/germyquin +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMplyD-KfY +Referenced Tracks: +- Harlequin +- SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW +Sampled Tracks: +- SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW +Art Tags: +- Germy +Lyrics: |- + OKAY SO THERE'S THESE TWO GUYS + THEY'RE TOTALLY THE BEST OF FRIENDS + + BEST OF FRIENDS + + BEST OF FRIENDS + + BEST OF FRIENDS + + THEY'RE TWO PIECES OF— + + THEY'RE TWO PIECES OF— + + THEY'RE TWO PIECES OF— + + THAT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE WORKS + EVERY DAY, MAN + TONS OF SHIT +Commentary: |- + <i>MoreEpicThanYou747:</i> + the song is about germy's bitterness over being the eternal third wheel to swet bro and hecka jef, and how he must balance that with his grief over swet bro's untimely death +--- +Track: Saltish +Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Duration: '04:13' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/saltish +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9h3qegY-iQ +Art Tags: +- Cool and New Music Team +Lyrics: |- + (CONFOUND THOSE—) (Act 6.) (OH, HOW I HATE THEM! I HATE—) (Vriska.) (I HATE—) (Pantskat.) (AND I HATE—) (Act 7.) (THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!) + + (Hadron Kalido isn't funny!) +Sampled Tracks: +- The Dover Boys at Pimento University +- The DK Rap +--- +Track: are you next (umm strief maybe?) +Artists: +- gnashingGanglion +Cover Artists: +- MrCheeze +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:50' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/are-you-next-umm-strief-maybe +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53LbmMveq6I +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Hecka Jef +- 'cw: blood' +--- +Track: jhon and dabe at gamebro games +Artists: +- Minkt +Cover Artists: +- Minkt +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:39' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-and-dabe-at-gamebro-games +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHi_PyoCw4g +Referenced Tracks: +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites +Sampled Tracks: +- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) +- EB Games - Rivals commercial +- Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites +- that one record scratch sound effect from homestuck +Lyrics: |- + (Woah. Hey guys. Welcome to—) (GameBro!) (games.) (I'm here to pick up my copy of RollerCoaster Tycoon.) (Copy that.) (Jhon you kinky fuck I can't wait to play RollerCoaster Tycoon with you.) (Did I say you could talk?) (No daddy I'm sorry.) (Good. Now I can play RollerCoaster Tycoon and question my homosexuality in peace. What's up guys? XXSnipe_JhonXX here with the RollerCoaster Tycoon gameplay video. Like, subscribe, and rate five hats if you enjoy.) +Commentary: |- + <i>Minkt:</i> + ([Music video](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx7OgwRkk4c7ZD6NcwJ6mx7IsmovcfovcY)) + [Editors note: Video lost so clipped off of album release stream recording, sorry] +--- +Track: i am sitting in a piano +Artists: +- tegusoft +Cover Artists: +- tegusoft +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '07:20' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-sitting-in-a-piano +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQz86fy6VyQ +Art Tags: +- Bowman +- Rose +- Kanaya +Referenced Tracks: +- i am sititng in a buttock +Lyrics: |- + I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? The number I'm thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It's between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that's between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It's my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it for me? I'm thinking that it's seven hundred and twenty, and that it's between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it? It's a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and get it? I'm thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between my buttocks. Won't you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number is between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks. Won't you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number that could save you a lot of money. It's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot of money between my buttocks! But I'm thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four fifty and eight fifty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Fortunately, seven hundred and twenty is this number, because it is between four hundred and fifty and eight hundred and fifty. But I'm thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be between my buttocks, and it could save you a lot of money. The higher this number between my buttocks is, the more money it could save you! I'm thinking of a number though, that is between my buttocks. It is still seven hundred and twenty. Won't you reach in and grab seven hundred and twenty for me? Don't grab four fifty or eight fifty, as these are the two extremes. These are not my free credit score. My free credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but I'm thinking that you can reach in and grab it because it is between my buttocks. The number between my buttocks happens to be, well, I'm thinking that it's seven hundred and twenty. But I could be wrong. Because your number could be anywhere between four fifty and eight fifty. I'm THINKING of a number... +--- +Track: A-M-A-L-G-A-M-A-T-I-O-N +Directory: amalgamation +Artists: +- Tetroxideo +Cover Artists: +- Tetroxideo +Duration: '01:39' +Art Tags: +- Germy +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-m-a-l-g-a-m-a-t-i-o-n +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX8HHay1qXY +--- +Track: MiRaClEs (not mIrAcLeS!) +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- Bambosh +Duration: '04:08' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/miracles-not-miracles +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqI-RyAi_BU +Art Tags: +- Gamzee +- 'cw: genitalia' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:miracles +- Purple Bard +- track:miracles-icp +- Harlequin +- Brodyquest +- licord nacrasty +- Futurama Main Theme +Lyrics: |- + Miracles miracles miracles miracles + Miracles miracles miracles miracles + Miracles miracles miracles miracles + Miracles miracles miracles miracles + Miracles miracles miracles miracles + Miracles miracles miracles miracles + Miracles miracles miracles miracles miracles... +--- +Track: moonflopper +Artists: +- tegusoft +Cover Artists: +- tegusoft +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '03:01' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonflopper +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uycKyhT2TCM +Referenced Tracks: +- track:moonsetter +--- +Track: interducing..... her royal high ness,, jaed hardly +Artists: +- Discfortune +Contributors: +- Minish (kazoo) +Cover Artists: +- frosted flakes +Duration: '00:16' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/interducing-her-royal-high-ness-jaed-hardly +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N8l9rZv03c +Art Tags: +- Jaed +- Carapacians +- Prospit +Referenced Tracks: +- Homestuck Anthem +--- +Track: '!!~~~ the will to figt ~~~!!' +Artists: +- MrCheeze +Contributors: +- ostrichlittledungeon (piano) +- Wheals (piano) +- yazshu (beatboxing) +- Pipko Fanfare (bass) +- Bin (melodica) +- Interrobang (percussion) +- Cerulean (synthpad) +- Putnam (guitar) +- Discfortune (trumpet) +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '05:15' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-will-to-figt +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpO_QIm9RP0 +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Rose +- Denizens +Referenced Tracks: +- The Will to Fight (Original Mix) [Denizen Strife] +- Fighting Spirit +- The Will to Fight Further [Denizen Strife] +--- +Track: 'Divine Justice: Overload' +Artists: +- Cerulean +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '01:51' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/divine-justice-overload +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr1cQSdRzXE +Referenced Tracks: +- 'BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!' +--- +Track: ==> +Directory: next-arrow +Artists: +- Pipko Fanfare +Contributors: +- Putnam (vocals) +- tegusoft (vocals) +- cookiefonster (vocals) +- Noisemaker (vocals) +- flagellumVagueness (vocals) +- Bambosh (vocals) +- ostrichlittledungeon (vocals) +- Cloudaria (vocals) +- flamingfusion (vocals) +- Ngame (vocals) +- Interrobang (vocals) +- Discfortune (vocals) +- Cecily Renns (vocals) +- Bin (vocals) +- Makin (vocals) +Cover Artists: +- Cloudaria +Duration: '02:38' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/- +- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Wauyk8v58 +Referenced Tracks: +- Elevatorstuck +- Roundabout +Sampled Tracks: +- CaNWC community readthrough +Lyrics: |- + (Oh boy! A Cool and New Web Comic! I'm gonna start reading right now! Let's see here... next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow...) + + (Oh no! No more updates! Fate is a fickle mistress, but I cannot deny her. If it is my fate to wait for updates—) + (If it is my fate to wait for up—) + (If it is my fate to wait for updates... I ACCEPT IT.) |