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diff --git a/album/bowmania.yaml b/album/bowmania.yaml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..39129e0 --- /dev/null +++ b/album/bowmania.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,1974 @@ +Album: BOWMANIA +Date: March 10, 2017 +Date Added: September 16, 2023 +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/bowmania +- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-WH4GdzzNYqI5Q49-H5GAP +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Cover Art File Extension: png +Track Art File Extension: png +Banner Artists: +- Hadron +- Makin (edits for wiki) +Banner Dimensions: 1100x216 +Banner File Extension: jpg +Wallpaper Artists: +- Makin +Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.75;' +Color: '#efced8' +Groups: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Fandom +Commentary: |- + <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i> + a tribute to a [[group:michael-guy-bowman|bowman]], who, even he himself, was once a bowboy + + <i>Hadron:</i> + ([TRAILER - BOWMANIA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_I5TYEmuXM)) + + <i>Michael Guy Bowman:</i> + ([Bowmania Reaction Livestream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gQDsSD8KI)) + + <i>Ngame:</i> + ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Ye4H8tADY)) +--- +Track: 'lore 2: the revengning' +Artists: +- ostrichlittledungeon +Contributors: +- Toast (scriptwriting) +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (editing) +- Minish (editing) +- Bambosh (vocals) +- Scott Stutzman (vocals) +Cover Artists: +- William Leonard +Art Tags: +- Bowman +- Stutzman +Duration: '02:18' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Savior of a Lot of Money +- Heir of Grief +Sampled Tracks: +- Your Bed +- Bumper to Bumper +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +- track:savior-of-a-lot-of-money +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lore-2-the-revengning +- https://youtu.be/QKN9oelGbCc +Lyrics: |- + (It is March, 2017—nearly six months since Bowman was shot and killed. For six months, his—) (Brothaaaaaa) (Scott Stutzman quested valiantly, searching far and wide for any means to revive his—) (A-a-a-a-awesome!) (Companion. Then, deep in the heart of—) (Detroit! The pasta city!) (A mysterious cl”o”aked figure gifted Stutzman the knowledge necessary to bring back the dead. He makes his way now to the top of Mt.—) (Buttocks.) (To place Bowman's corpse on—) (Your bed.) + + (I don't know how much longer I can carry on with this rotting corpse hanging over my shoulder, but I will do it or my name isn't Constable Governor Sam Houston. I will carry Bowman's body to his big Bowman bed in ten minutes, and then he will return to life, by gum! Whoopee! Whoopee!) + + (He arrived at the fabled peak, the wind billowing against his rippling belly.) + + (Hands on your head! Body on your bed! Bed safe... bed warm... bed knows... Wait a minute. What's happening? Is this really... Is this really... it is! Boo boo, here come da ghoooost!) + + (Bo-bo-bo-Bowman!) + (Hilarious!) + (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman...) + (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman...) + (Awesome awesome) + (Bowma—) +--- +Track: BOWMANIA ~ TITLE SCREEN +Artists: +- artist:kobacat +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Art Tags: +- Bowman +- Stutzman +- Cool and New Music Team +Duration: '01:33' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:title-screen +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Every Time I Look Into Your Eyes +Sampled Tracks: +- track:title-screen +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Head T-Shirt +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Backyard Fun +- Every Time I Look Into Your Eyes +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmania-title-screen +- https://youtu.be/eP6PiLRWKeU +Lyrics: |- + (Hello Bowfans, and yes I said Bowfans, because Bowlievers is so 2012 and Bowmans why that's 2013 skidoo.) + (Uhh. silk-screened, with a photo of my head, you can buy it, now, soon, for this much.) + + (I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks.) + (Do you know what it is?) + (It happens to be 720.) + (I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks.) + (This number happens to be between my buttocks which means I will save a lot of money.) + + B O R E D BORED B (BORED) O + + (What are we gonna do Michael?) + (I don't— the sky, I don't have any ideas) + (Wait a minute, Michael, let's have—) +--- +Track: With Apologies to Neil Cicierega +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Duration: '01:44' +Referenced Tracks: +- Pictures at an Exhibition - Promenade +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/with-apologies-to-neil-cicierega +- https://youtu.be/cGQrDyJUz6A +Lyrics: |- + I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm + Thinking, of a num, of a num, of a num, of a number + I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm + Thinking, of a number + I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm + Thinking, a number + I'm thinking, I'm thinking of a + I'm thinking thinking thinking of a number + I'm thinking I'm thinking of + I'm thinking I'm thinking of a number + Thinking of, thinking, thinking of, thinking + Of a num, ber, of a num ber, + Of a number, I'm, of a num ber + I'm thinking, thinking, thinking of a number + Thinking, thinking + Of a number + Thinking + I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thinking of, thinking of, + I'm, I'm, I'm I'm... +--- +Track: Bad Credit +Artists: +- Makin (lyrics, vocaloid) +- Tensei (mixing) +Cover Artists: +- Makin +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Duration: '03:38' +Referenced Tracks: +- Bad Apple!! feat. nomico +Sampled Tracks: +- Bad Apple!! feat. nomico +- Texas History +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bad-credit +- https://youtu.be/BjgM1WMm9gE +Lyrics: |- + (THE PLACE WAS GENSOKYO, THE YEAR WAS 19720) + + I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks + And that number's not between 450 and 850 + With nothing but greed capturing my heart + Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score + + Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score + Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble + Seven hundred twenty desires denied by + The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow + + Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid + An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed + An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul + The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes + I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard + Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds + Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core + I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score + + Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe + That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy + Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel + The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee + Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright + As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night + Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore + In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score + + I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks + And that number's not between 450 and 850 + With nothing but greed capturing my heart + Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score + + Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score + Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble + Seven hundred twenty desires denied by + the embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow + + Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid + An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed + An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul + The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes + I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard + Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds + Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core + I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score + + Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in + Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins + Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared + From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare + Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night + Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight + My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war + A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score +Commentary: |- + <i>Makin:</i> (Composer) + An explanation of the lyrics' references to Stutzbow and Touhou lore:<br> + I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks <- bowman's credit score<br> + And that number's not between 450 and 850<br> + With nothing but greed capturing my heart<br> + Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score + + Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score <- undefined fantastic object<br> + Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble <- fruity pebbles jingle, subterranean animism<br> + Seven hundred twenty desires denied by <- ten desires<br> + The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow <- embodiment of scarlet devil + + Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid <- chameleon, hopeless masquerade<br> + An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed <- bowman can't catch, 100%, impossible spell card<br> + An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul <- william henry harrison, immaterial and missing power<br> + The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes <- rice challenge, imperishable night<br> + I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard <- perfect cherry blossom, backyard fun<br> + Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds <- radiation is now on youtube, phantasmagoria of flower view<br> + Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core <- scarlet weather rhapsody, good cop red cop + I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score + + Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe <- bumper to bumper<br> + That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy <- antinomy of common flowers<br> + Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel <- an apple disaster<br> + The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee <- gamebro<br> + Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright <- MEME NUMBERS<br> + As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night<br> + Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore <- texas history, urban legend in limbo<br> + In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score + + [...] + + Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in <- in bed<br> + Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins<br> + Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared<br> + From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare<br> + Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night <- bumper to bumper<br> + Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight<br> + My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war<br> + A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score +--- +Track: Bowreguard Stutzelogic Chaotixotica +Artists: +- Hadron +Cover Artists: +- Hadron +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Duration: '02:08' +Referenced Tracks: +- Sburban Jungle +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Fly +- Chorale for Jaspers +- Chain Of Prospit +Sampled Tracks: +- unknown TURN IT UP & other vague background samples +- Michael Bowman Remix +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowreguard-stutzelogic-chaotixotica +- https://youtu.be/ObAMTkBccos +Lyrics: |- + (Turn it up!) + (Turn it up!) + ([unintelligible]) + + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bo-bo-bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— +--- +Track: BowmaniASMR [Roleplay] [Intentional] [Part One] +Artists: +- Bin +- Gordian +- Kal-la-kal-la +Cover Artists: +- Bin +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '04:57' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:suicide-hotline +- Sburban Jungle +- track:MeGaLoVania +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmaniasmr-roleplay-intentional-part-one +- https://youtu.be/WVwPTClag_A +Lyrics: |- + (This is not canon to Bowmania lore. It's not lore you dunkass.) + (Hello there, and welcome to the ASMR Factory. My name is Michael Guy Bowman, and I'll be your guide as you explore the exciting world of [[track:autonomonasty-senserational-meridisick-repose|Autonomonasty Senserational Meridisick Repose]]. Now I know what you're thinking: Mr. Bowman, can you tell us about the ASMR Factory? Why, of course, child. I've brought a few of my friends to help you experience Maximum Tingles, and we'll be taking you through a wide variety of different triggers. All in all we've got lots of fun prepared for you today, so just sit back, relax, and let the tingles help you drift away...) + + (Hi, I'm Fred.) + (And I'm Marvin, Fred's brother.) + (And we're... Brotheeeeeeeeeeeeeeers.) + (You're listening to Bumper to Tingles, and we've got a great show for you today.) + (Fred, when you're right, you're right. I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll keep going.) + + (And that's our show. Thanks for tuning in, everybody.) + (I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.) + + (Well, here we are again, Sullivan. You had the gall to come to me, in my ASMR Factory and expect to get off easy. Well, it's not gonna happen, Sullivan, I can tell you that much. But listen here, Sullivan. I can still cut you a deal. I could cut you a deal, if you were talking to me. But you're not talking to me, Sullivan. You're just sitting there, with a glazed look on your face, trapped in some sort of tingle-induced coma. And I don't like that, Sullivan. You want to know why I don't like that? Because I could be at home right now, Sullivan. I could be eating a little bag of Japanese candies that I ordered from Amazon. I could be running a rake through a miniature zen garden. I could be opening up a brand new packet of Floam, and letting the individual Floam pellets run through my fingers and squish together in a Floamy coalescence. I could be giving myself a haircut right now, Sullivan, filling up both of my ear canals with shaving cream. I could be doing that right now. I could be performing unlicensed cranial nerve exams on various household animals. I could be developing a new form of communication based on chewing cubes of raw meat at varying intensities. I could be going to see my mother with a book of pressed butterflies, Sullivan. Page after page of cold, dead insects, Sullivan. I could be reading through old dream diaries, crying over nightmares I had when I was just a boy, because I'm willing to do anything, including reliving the unending horror that was my childhood, to distract myself from my crippling addiction to ASMR. I've had it up to here with how much I ASMR, Sullivan! I need hobbies to distract myself from it. I've had it up to here with you, and that glazed look on your face, and our mutual addiction to ASMR, Sullivan. So you know what? I could make a deal with ya', Sullivan. I could work something out. You, me, and my 3Dio microphone, Sullivan. We could work out a deal with the tingles. You, me, a makeshift greenscreen, Sony Vegas Pro Movie Studio 14, and a crisp unopened bag of ionized crystals, all of these things and more, Sullivan. That doesn't seem to have swayed you, huh? Well, you've left me no choice, Sullivan. I guess you're gonna have to deal with my partner. Remember him, Sullivan?) + (RED STUFF.) + (The ASMR will return after these short messages.) +--- +Track: Windows CS Installation Score +Artists: +- VulkanShawl +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Duration: '01:40' +Referenced Tracks: +- Hardchorale +- Windows XP Installation Music +Sampled Tracks: +- Hardchorale +- Windows XP Installation Music +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Windows FX +- Michael Bowman Remix +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/windows-cs-installation-score +- https://youtu.be/-rLb52q5fC0 +Lyrics: |- + (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? The number I'm thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks.) + + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! +--- +Track: BowmaniASMR [Roleplay] [Intentional] [Part Two] +Artists: +- Bin +- Gordian +- Kal-la-kal-la +- Golden_Skylord +Cover Artists: +- Bin +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '05:32' +Referenced Tracks: +- Chorale for Jaspers +- Texas History Theme +- Haltmann Works Co. Theme Song +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmaniasmr-roleplay-intentional-part-two +- https://youtu.be/T-XNpkMlO_Y +Lyrics: |- + (The talents of Pablo Picasso in his prime... Oh, I didn't see you there. It's me, Toby “Radiation” Fox, and I want to talk to you about the coolest and newest fandom on the internet. What, you come in here to get some tingles? People on Bandcamp will listen to anything! OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH! What fandom is it you may ask? Well, it's only for the best game ever made. You see, narratively, this game is a paragon of interactive storytelling. Every choice you make weighs on your conscience because every connection you make with the characters feels organic. Even the Pope agrees with me. In fact, he gave my game a 36 out of 5. Why, percentage wise, that'd be...) + + (720% 720% 720% 720%...) + (How cool. How new. BUY IT.) + (The second age of steam, the second age of steam, the second age of steam, the second age of steam, the second age of steam...) + + (Hello and welcome to your Texas History Virtual Textbook Laserdisk. The subject of this lesson is DENTAL RECORDS. As you can see here, I've got two full sets of human teeth outside my skull and inside this plastic canister. We've got a solid set of bicuspids today, and there will be plenty to be gleaned from such a pristine sample. It's a little known fact that God made man to eat leafy shit, hence the shape of your teeth. Also today's recipe. Now I'll proceed to the latter part of the lesson, in which I take the Texas Burger Bonanza Challenge, and eat 2.5 cheeseburgers in just under five seconds.) + + (Pokemon, Go to the polls, Go to the polls, Go to the polls, Go to the polls...) + + (Are you enjoying the tour of the facility? Excellent, excellent. Though, I must admit I've not been entirely straightforward with my intentions. For you see, YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY ASMR TRAP. IT WAS ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU.) (Keikaku means plan.) (Now, I will use my ASMR powers to open up a Patreon, and I'll never have to make another commission again.) + + (Hold it right there, Bowman.) + (What? You're not supposed to be here. Get back to the factory!) + (No. We're not gonna take this anymore.) + (Treachery! Is no one loyal?) + (Looks like I'm about to get some new teeth for my collection!) + (Somebody! TREASON! MURDER! HELP!!!) + (But nobody came.) + (I get it.) (That was pretty good!) (Is that from that furry game?) (Really?) + + (Take this!) + (You're backyard done.) + (Hi-ya! Take this! How about this?) + (You're just like my dad!) + (You're gonna have to try harder than that!) + (No, no, no, no, no, no, no.) + (I'm gonna serve you for 32 days, and then you're gonna die.) + (I'm gonna hit you with an open G so heavy it's going to resonate your whole atomic structure.) + (That really makes me tick!) + (This is like the Olympics of stupid.) + (Have you ever been punched in the face? Well, you're about to.) + (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) + + (Ow Ow OW Oooh Eeeh Eeeh DEATH.) + + (We did it!. Guys... let's go home. Evil laughter fades in.) + (Those fools really thought they could defeat me. Little do they know, that I'm already 200 pages into my next novel: Pounded In The Butt By Angry ASMR Factory Workers! But as soon as that's finished, I'll get my revenge. Oh, Bowman, they'll say. Please spare us! We just wanted the ASMR! And I'll say... Bowman? There is no Bowman. There is only Chuck now. And he's going to make you tingle.) +--- +Track: Battle Against A Gorgeous Stutzbow +Artists: +- yazshu +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +- NyashAlex +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Duration: '01:40' +Referenced Tracks: +- Battle Against A Gorgeous Foe +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Battle Against A Gorgeous Foe +- Bumper to Bumper +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Backyard Fun +- Michael Bowman Remix +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/battle-against-a-gorgeous-stutzbow +- https://youtu.be/m0RfNx9qXWg +Lyrics: |- + (Bowman...) + Detroit, the pasta city! + Stutzman + Back, yard, fun! + 450 + + Credit score + Back, yard, fun! (720) + The higher my credit score (Back, yard) + Back, yard, fun! + + Bo-bobobobobo Michael Bowman + Michael Bowman + Bowman + I'm thinking of a number, 720 + Detroit, the pasta city! + Stutzman + Back, yard, fun! + + 450 + Credit score + Back, yard, fun! (720) + Back, yard + Back, yard, fun! + Bo-bobobobobo Michael Bowman + Michael Bowman + Bo-bobobobobo Bowman + (720) +--- +Track: You Reposted The Wrong Credit Score (Seijen blackrom mix) +Artists: +- SerialSymphony +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Duration: '01:36' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:casin-glue70 +Sampled Tracks: +- track:casin-glue70 +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-reposted-the-wrong-credit-score-seijen-blackrom-mix +- https://youtu.be/NmQ_7EG9onA +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of a number + 4 to 8 to the 4 to the 720 between my buttocks + Happens to be 20 my buttocks 4 4 420 + This number is between 4 8 420 + + Buttocks, between my buttocks, bet-4 my buttocks, grab this buttocks + Saving a lot of buttocks + Money money money money but money credit money score money a lot of money score + + Butt-buttocks, buttocks is money, money is buttocks + I'm thinking of buttocks, you know what it is? + Money, money is money is buttocks is money buttocks 20 buttocks + + But the number is between + 8 4 4 8 4 8 20 + 700 and 4 8 420 50 8 I'm 20 + I'm 4 I'm 20 4 7 20 + + I'm thinking, I'm grabbing, I'm saving, money + I'm thinking, I'm grabbing, I'm saving, money + + I'm high, I'm high, 420 + I'm higher 4 4 4 420 + Fortunately, I'm between my buttocks + Which is between 450 and 850 + + Buttocks, buttocks I'm between my buttocks + Won't you reach in and get my buttocks? + I'm better I'm money, you know what this number money + It's money 4 money 8 money 20 money + + This number money 8 number money + 4 number money money number money + But number money, my number money + Money money 850, 4 money score 20 + + [laughter] (No! No!) [unintelligible] (Shut up, you shut up!) [unintelligible] (No! No! Help me!) [unintelligible] +--- +Track: I'm (Not) Saying Anything +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Cover Artists: +- NyashAlex +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Duration: '02:32' +Referenced Tracks: +- Dawn of Man +- Fly +- Three Small Words +- Sburban Jungle +- I'm Seeing Everything +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/im-not-saying-anything +- https://youtu.be/zd1fgm9wXVQ +Lyrics: |- + And I'm not taking anything + I'm just part of everything + 'Cause everything you have is shared + As long as you don't know I'm there + And I'm not missing anything + I'm just into everything + The stuff you hide beneath the bed + I wonder what's inside your head + + And I'm not sure of anything + But you, my dear, are everything + I'm gunning it inside your car + I'm pulling into the ER + And I'm not saying anything + 'Cause now I'm losing everything + They load you on the stretcher now + I leave the keys and bail out +--- +Track: Credit Sleuth +Artists: +- Ngame +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +Art Tags: +- Bowman +- Stutzman +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:57' +Referenced Tracks: +- Problem Sleuth Theme +Sampled Tracks: +- Problem Sleuth Theme +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-sleuth +- https://youtu.be/RhTJNufBLvY +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of a number + And it happens to be 720 + My buttocks, I'm thinking of a number + It's my buttocks score and it's between 450 and 850 + + I'm thinking of a number (My credit score) + And it happens to be 720 (Credit score) + (My buttocks) I'm thinking of a number (My credit score) + It's my buttocks score and it's between 450 and 850 + + The higher my credit score is + The better chance at saving a lot of money + My free credit score is between my butt-ocks + Won't you reach in and grab it for me? +--- +Track: '"Libera me" from Bowman' +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Contributors: +- Sian Hodgkinson (soprano vocals) +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Bowman +- Stutzman +Duration: '04:33' +Referenced Tracks: +- '"Libera me" from hell' +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Sburban Jungle +- 'Harrison: An American Musical' +- Underneath It All +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- 'Harrison: An American Musical' +- Texas History +- Good Cop Red Cop +- Being a Bird +- Backyard Fun +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/libera-me-from-bowman +- https://youtu.be/udrcoFiYQo4 +Lyrics: |- + (—comes, it's the song, here it comes, oh yeah! Here we g—) + (Too fast.) + + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman + Backyard fun! + + How does the son of a founding father of the nation + Get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation + Of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh + Tippecanoe, go on to become the + President in 1841, he did it for just + 32 days and he was done cus he died + Of pneumonia, didn't wear no coat in the rain + Boy what were you thinking? What's your name? + + My name is Governor Fred Michael, Marvin's brother + I will eat a series of milk jugs for commemorative purposes + And 2 or 3 maggots in the year 1917 + And then I will bury you, you noodle brain! + You're gonna have to deal with my partner now + + Libera me, Bowman (<i>Deliver me, Bowman</i>) + De memes æterna (<i>From memes eternal</i>) + In die illa tremenda, in die illa (<i>On that fearful day, on that day</i>) + + Quadringenti quinquaginta (<i>Four hundred and fifty</i>) + Octingenti quinquaginta (<i>Eight hundred and fifty</i>) + + Septingenti viginti (<i>Seven hundred and twenty</i>) + Tremens factus sum ego et timeo (<i>The scattering to come and your wrath</i>) + Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira (<i>Till the judgment be upon us, and the coming wrath</i>) + + Being a bird, being a bird, being a bird, nothing to do + Good day, good day, being a bird, being a bird + Bird, bird, bird, being a bird, being a bird, being a bird (BARK) + What? (BARK) What was that? (BARK) + + What was that? Fly away, fly away, fly away + Into the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree, in the tree + Safe! Safe now + Safe in the tree + + Dies illa, dies iræ (<i>That day, day of wrath</i>) + Calamitatis et miseriæ (<i>Calamity and misery</i>) + + Dental records! One hundred percent! + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman + (Dies illa) (<i>That day</i>) + Backyard fun! + (Dies magna) (<i>Great day</i>) + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman + + I'm thinking of a number + (Felix natalis) (<i>Happy birthday</i>) + Between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty + Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven-hundred and twenty + (Felix natalis) (<i>Happy birthday</i>) + Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman + Michael Bowman! (Fight the power!) + + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! + (Requiem æternam) (<i>Rest eternal</i>) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + Backyard fun! + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + This number is between my buttocks + (Dona eis Bowman) (<i>Grant unto them Bowman</i>) + The higher this number is (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + The better chance I have at saving a lot of money + But the number is between my buttocks + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! + (Requiem æternam) (<i>Rest eternal</i>) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + Backyard fun! + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + I'm thinking this could save you a lot of money + (Dona eis Bowman) (<i>Grant unto them Bowman</i>) + If you reach in between my buttocks (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + You could save a lot of buttocks + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + Do you know what you can reach in between my buttocks to get? + (Et lux perpetua luceat eis) (<i>And let light perpetual shine upon them</i>) + It's your free credit report + And it happens to be seven-hundred and twenty + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + Dental records! One-hundred per cent! + (Libera me, Bowman) (<i>Deliver me, Bowman</i>) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Libera me, Bowman) (<i>Deliver me, Bowman</i>) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) + (Bow, Bow, Michael Bowman) +--- +Track: When I'm Thinking of a Number Between my Buttocks +Artists: +- XenoZane +Cover Artists: +- GoomFloops +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Duration: '00:23' +Referenced Tracks: +- Let Me Hit It (Audiostalkers) +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Let Me Hit It (Audiostalkers) +- Michael Bowman Remix +- 'Harrison: An American Musical' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/when-im-thinking-of-a-number-between-my-buttocks +- https://youtu.be/rvEFDo_70yI +Lyrics: |- + Bowman + + Michael Bowman + Bobobobobo Bowman + Michael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowman + + Michael Bowman + Bobobobobo Bowman + Michael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i (Don't die) + + Michael Bowman + Bobobobobo Bowman + Michael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowman +--- +Track: Credible Bowmascore +Artists: +- ft-rj +Cover Artists: +- ft-rj +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Duration: '01:57' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credible-bowmascore +- https://youtu.be/E-og4YgIIjU +Lyrics: |- + (Bo-bo-bo bo-bo, bo-bo-bo bo-bo...) + I'm thinking of a number + Between my buttocks + Between my buttocks + Between my number + Between my, between my + Tween tween buttocks + + (Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, between my) + It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty + (Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, between my) + It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty + (Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, between my) + It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty + (Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, between my) + It's my credit score and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty + Seven hundred and twenty, seven twenty + + (Bo-bo-bo bo-bo, bo-bo-bo bo-bo...) + I'm thinking of a number + Between my buttocks + Between my buttocks + Between my number + Between my, between my + Tween tween buttocks + + I'm thinking of a number + Between my buttocks + I'm thinking of a number + Between my buttocks + Between my buttocks + Between my number + Between my buttocks +--- +Track: Drum and Bowman +Artists: +- Wights End +Cover Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +- Scarodactyl +- Wights End +Art Tags: +- Bowman +- Stutzman +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:38' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Bumper to Bumper +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/drum-and-bowman +- https://youtu.be/mkv1UuYIEMc +Lyrics: |- + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + Bowman! + + Bo-bo-bo-bo-Bowman + I-I-I-I-I seven twenty + I-I-I-I-I lot of + I-I-I-I-I seven twenty + I-I-I-I-I lot of +--- +Track: New Cool Then +Artists: +- NyashAlex +Cover Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '03:38' +Referenced Tracks: +- Old Buggy Now +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/new-cool-then +- https://youtu.be/bj3mVnxBLrs +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of a number + Between my buttock...s + My credit score won't you reach in and grab it for me? (For me for me for me) + + The higher this number is the higher my chance at saving a lot of money + This number is between my buttocks, and it happens to be + Free 700 720 700 720 (720 720...) + + Between my buttocks, lot of money + 4 and 850, the numbers that it's between, that it's between (Between, between) + Boundaries, of a number, in this my free credit score (Score, score, score) + + 720 + 720 + This number is between my buttocks, and it happens to be + Free 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 (720 720...) + + 720 + 720 (720 720...) + This number is between my buttocks, and it happens to be + Free 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 700 720 (720 720...) +--- +Track: C.S. Buttock Was Her +Artists: +- ft-rj +Cover Artists: +- ft-rj +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:51' +Referenced Tracks: +- U.N. Owen Was Her? +Sampled Tracks: +- U.N. Owen Was Her? +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/c-s-buttock-was-her +- https://youtu.be/Ngkvfvlv8-g +Lyrics: |- + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + (Buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock buttock) (7 hundred 20 20) + + (Buttock, buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock, buttock) + (Buttock, buttock, buttock) + + (720) +--- +Track: Do you know +Artists: +- Interrobang +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Stutzman +Duration: '03:26' +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/do-you-know +- https://youtu.be/GB4mDgZ0qzg +Lyrics: |- + (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720.) + + (Do you know what it is?) (x Infinity) + + (It's 720, 720, 720...) +--- +Track: Bowman-o-Matic +Artists: +- Noisemaker +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Jhon +- Vriska +Duration: '02:53' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Cascade (Beta) +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Bumper to Bumper +- i think maybe a cash register sfx from rct when he goes LOTTA MONEY +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-o-matic +- https://youtu.be/PalfH77KqzA +Lyrics: |- + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + + (Bbbbbbbb-bo bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman) + (Bo b-bo bo bo b-b-bo Bo-o-owman) + (Bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman) + (Bobo b-bo b-bo bbbb b-bbbbbbbbbb...) + + I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850 + Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be + 720, 720 + 700, hundred, 20, 20 + + (Sorry caller, you're gonna have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off my brother!) + Michael Bowman + (That's hilarious! Pittsburgh!) + (Well let's start with the obvious, that's a curious situation!) + + A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S + A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A + Lotta money + + B O R E D + Let's have backyard + B O R E D + Let's have fun! + + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + I'm thinking of a number between my + Buttocks +--- +Track: Pasta Soda +Artists: +- Minkt +Cover Artists: +- groeuf +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Duration: '02:42' +Referenced Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Marble Soda +- DK Rap +- We Are Number One +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Marble Soda +- Backyard Fun +- Bowman's Credit Score +- radiation is now on youtube +- 'this is a certified hood classic' +- DK Rap +- We Are Number One +- Fruity Pebbles Jingle +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pasta-soda +- https://youtu.be/uA_T2sEE1Gg +Lyrics: |- + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + (Please enjoy it!) + + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bowman, bo-bo, Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bowman, bo-bo, Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bowman, bo-bo, Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bowman, bo-bo, Bowman Bowman, Bowman + + (Back yard) I'm thinking of a number + (Back yard) Between my buttocks + (Back yard) Do you know what it is? + (Back yard) 720 + (Fun!) + + Toby "Radiation" Fox! + + Back, back + A Michael Bowman + Back, back + A Michael Bowman + Back, back + A Michael Bowman + + Back, back + Back, back back, fun! + Back, back back back yard + Fun! + + Bowbowbow + Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bow, bow bowbowbow + + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman (Back) + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman (Yard) + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman + (Fun!) + + (We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!) + + (This is a certified hood classic!) + + Coconut gun! + We are number one! + Kellogg Fruity Pebbles + Tell us your problem + + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman + Bowman Bowman, Bowman, Bowman bo-bo-Bowman + + 720 + (Thank you I love America too.) +--- +Track: Bowman Time (feat. Neil Breen) +Artists: +- tempest2k +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Sonic +- Bowman +- Stutzman +Duration: '03:17' +Referenced Tracks: +- Breakfast Time - For Horizon Heights Boss Act Phase 2 +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Breakfast Time - For Horizon Heights Boss Act Phase 2 +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +- Bumper to Bumper +- Will, The Responstable Constable +- Fun Train Time +- Backyard Fun +- Fateful Findings +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-time-feat-neil-breen +- https://youtu.be/HlysG2lmAGE +Lyrics: |- + Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + + (Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, I'm Marvin, snd I'm Fred, Marvin's brother, let's take a call. Hello, you're on Bumper to Bumper.) + + Aloha! It's Will + Dog carcass + Irresponsible pet owner, owner owner + Carcass, dog dog dog dog + Carcass, irresponsible pet owner + + Bowman, Bow-bobowman Bowman + Bo Bowman, Bowman + Bo Bowman (Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman) + Bowman, Bow-bobowman Bowman + Bo Bo-bowman, Bowman, Bowman + Bo-bo-bo-bo-bbbbbbbbowman + + Bowman, bobowman, bo-bo-bow-Bowman + Bobowman, bobowman, bo-bo-bow-Bowman + Bowman, bobowman, bobowman, bobowman + Bobowman bo-bo-bo-Bowman, Bow-man + + (Uh, the bad news is we're shutting down the railway.) + (What has happened?) + (Are you kidding me? Ridership has plummeted. We got cars and highways and boats and buses. Plus, the money is wasted on the new airport.) + + (The second age of steam.) + (The second age of steam.) + (The second age of steam.) + (The second age of—) + + I'm thinking number of a number + Thinkingkingking of a number number mynumnumbuttocks + I'm numnumnumber thinkingking number between between buttocks + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + + Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman Bowman, Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman + + It's another humdrum summer day here at Michael's house + B O R E E O R E E Ing E E E + + Wait a minute, Michael fun! + Back back back back yard fun! + Michael let's have back yard fun! + Back yard fun! + + Bowman, Bow-bobowman Bowman + Bo Bowman, Bowman + Bo Bowman (Mi-i-i-ichael Bowman) + Bowman, Bow-bobowman Bowman + Bo Bo-bowman, Bowman, Bowman + Bo-bo-bo-bo-bbbbbbbbowman + + Bowman, bobowman, bo-bo-bow-Bowman + Bobowman, bobowman, bo-bo-bow-Bowman + Bowman, bobowman, bobowman, bobowman + Bobowman bo-bo-bo-Bowman, Bow-man + + (Next caller on the line! Thank you for calling Bumper to Pasta, this is Fred, the pasta man! Hey, Detroit, the pasta city!) + + (My brother!) + (Go to commercial!) + (Pasta) + (What's wrong with you?) + (What's wrong with me?) + (No) + (Pasta, pasta is what's wrong with me) + (Every caller in the first half in this show has asked a question either directly or indirectly related to pasta) + (No, no no no) + (Alright, let's take our next caller! You're on the line with Bumper to Bumper) + (I LIKE-A TO EAT-A MACARONI OFF THE HOOD OF MY CAR) + (Marvin, what are you doing with that gun?) + (I can't live in this crazy pasta world!) + + (I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this, how could you have committed suicid—) +--- +Track: Nightmare Yard +Artists: +- Mathias Ramalho +Cover Artists: +- William Leonard +Art Tags: +- Bowman +- Stutzman +Duration: '01:21' +Referenced Tracks: +- Backyard Fun Theme +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nightmare-yard +- https://youtu.be/i5ii95OH8ZM +--- +Track: Credit Of Nazareth +Artists: +- ft-rj +Cover Artists: +- ft-rj +Art Tags: +- Mobius Trip +- Bowman +- Gate +Duration: '02:06' +Referenced Tracks: +- Waters of Nazareth +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Sburban Jungle +Sampled Tracks: +- Waters of Nazareth +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Sburban Jungle +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-of-nazareth +- https://youtu.be/xThSLj4l99c +Lyrics: |- + Bowman + Bowman + Bowman + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + + Bo-bo Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman, Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bo-Bowman-man Bo-bo— + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman, Bowman, Bowman, Bowman + Bo-bo, bo bo + Bo-bo, bo bo + + (Bowman) I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + (Bowman) Credit twenty hundred my credit score, do you know what it is? + (Bowman) My— do you know what it is? Credit credit buttocks score + (Bowman) Do you know what it is? My— do you know what it is? + (Bowman) My, my, my, 7, 7, 7, 7 + (Bowman) 20, 20, 20, 20, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks + (Bowman) Do you know what it is? 7, 7, 7, 7 + (Bowman) 20, 20, 20, 20, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks + + (Bowman) Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + (Bowman) Do you know what it is? (Bowman) + + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (7, 7) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (7, 7) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (20, 20) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (20, 20) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (Buttocks, buttocks) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? (Buttocks, buttocks) + (Bowman Bowman) Do you know what it is? + + 720 +--- +Track: Bowfeld +Artists: +- cookiefonster +Cover Artists: +- cookiefonster +- bobthetacocat +- XenoZane +- StarlightCalliope +Duration: '00:50' +Referenced Tracks: +- Seinfeld Theme +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Seinfeld Theme +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowfeld +- https://youtu.be/871Emo0Y41w +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of, a number, between my buttocks, it happens to be 720 (Meme cubes) + The higher my credit score, the better chance I have, at saving a lot of money (My brother!) + I'm thinking of, a number, between my buttocks, it happens to be 720 (Erectile dysfunction) + + The higher my credit score, the better chance I have, at saving a lot of money + I'm thinking of, a number, between my buttocks, it happens to be 7— (You're under arrest! Just kidding!) +--- +Track: Bowmanban Jungle +Artists: +- TirantBacon +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Art Tags: +- Mobius Trip +- Bowman +Duration: '03:01' +Referenced Tracks: +- Sburban Jungle +- Michael Bowman Remix +Sampled Tracks: +- Sburban Jungle +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Texas History +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmanban-jungle +- https://youtu.be/vRFtCFxo7RQ +Lyrics: |- + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + Bobobobowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + namwoB leahciM Michael Bowman + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + It's a Michael Bowman Remix! + Bobobobowman, bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman (Five cheeseburgers in one minute) + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman (And then I will be buried alive) + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo bo Bowman Bowman (Buried alive) + + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman) + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman) + Bowman Bobobobobobobowman, bo-bo-bo-Bowman (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) + + (And then I will be buried alive.) +--- +Track: 'Casin: an American Musical' +Artists: +- Difarem +Cover Artists: +- XenoZane +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '00:32' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:casin-glue70 +- 'Harrison: An American Musical' +Sampled Tracks: +- track:casin-glue70 +- 'Harrison: An American Musical' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/casin-an-american-musical +- https://youtu.be/G4V-o81OBMk +Lyrics: |- + How does the son of a founding father of the nation (Gives me her love) + Get appointed as a governor in charge of occupation (Oh stay) + Of the Indiana territory, battle with Tecumseh + Tippecanoe, go on to become the (To please the girl and be) + President in 1841, he did it for just (Gives me her love) + 32 days and he was done cus he died (Oh stay) + Of pneumonia, didn't wear no coat in the rain + Boy what were you thinking? What's your name? (To please the girl and be) + + William Henry Harrison + My name is William Henry— [coughs] + + (Always wear a coat. Don't die.) +--- +Track: Credit Smooth +Artists: +- yazshu (lyrics) +- Makin (production, vocaloid) +Cover Artists: +- olkiswerve +Art Tags: +- Dave +- Bowman +Duration: '04:56' +Referenced Tracks: +- track:smooth-santana +Sampled Tracks: +- track:smooth-santana +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-smooth +- https://youtu.be/nREkMkEDjPQ +Lyrics: |- + Man it's a hot one + Like a credit score between my buttocks + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + My free credit score + + It's between my butt + My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa + Credit score is a dank meme + Because it's so smooth + + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + And it's between four fifty eight fifty + It's got the kind of credit that would save me + A lot of money + + And it's my free credit score between four and eight fifty hundred dollars between my buttocks + And it can save me a lot of cash + I'd rather be listening to + The three Grammy winning hit "Smooth" by Santana and Rob Tom + + I'll tell you one thing + I've got a number that's between my butt + It's between four fifty and eight fifty hundred + Seven twenty + + Have some backyard fun + With Michael Bowman and the Stutzman too + [[track:snow-halation|Todokete setsunasa ni wa namae]] + You just got snowed! + + I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks + Between four hundred fifty and eight fifty + That number can save me a lot of money + [[track:the-nutshack-intro|It's the nut]] + + I'm thinking of a number that's between my butt + It's between four fifty and eight hundred dollars + The number that I'm thinking of is between my buttocks + Seven hundred twenty credit score are in my buttocks + + I'd rather be listening to the three Grammy + Award winning summer smash hit "Smooth" by Santana featuring + Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off of the + Multi-platinum album, I'd rather be listening to Smooth by Santana +--- +Track: Michael Bowman Instructs HAL-7200 +Artists: +- Double Hats Eyewear +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Art Tags: +- Bowman +Duration: '01:49' +Referenced Tracks: +- Falling for Ghosts +Sampled Tracks: +- Falling for Ghosts +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/michael-bowman-instructs-hal-7200 +- https://youtu.be/W9a08XPLE-M +--- +Track: The CANMT +Artists: +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (Composition, vocals) +- Scarodactyl (Lyrics) +- Wights End (Pitch correction) +Cover Artists: +- Scarodactyl +Art Tags: +- Cool and New Music Team +Duration: '01:04' +Referenced Tracks: +- In The Marching Band +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-canmt +- https://youtu.be/PdM_1shFOXA +Lyrics: |- + Some teams never make their own memes + Never follow their dreams + Really quite depressing + + But my team always makes up shitposts + Never [[track:falling-for-ghosts|falling for ghosts]] + Our rips always impressing + + Wacky warriors of the music scene + Spending our time in C A N M T + Living with Homestuck infamy + Hiveswap may never be released + At least there's C A N M T + + Some teams sort their songs with high bars + Stupid jokes don't go far + Don't find them appealing + + But my team never lets a gag die + Injokes piled so high + Can't even see the ceiling + + If stupid music's what you want to see + You should join with C A N M T + Our albums are all fun and free + We even have celebrities + Come chill with C A N M T! + (My buttocks) +--- +Track: Solid Credit Scoreter +Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Cover Artists: +- BitesizeBird +Art Tags: +- Bowman +- Stutzman +Duration: '01:11' +Referenced Tracks: +- Solid State Scouter +Sampled Tracks: +- Solid State Scouter +- Bowman's Credit Score +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/solid-credit-scoreter +- https://youtu.be/RA2Cm-xzxcE +Lyrics: |- + Credit score + Credit score + + 20 (Happyaku) (<i>800</i>) + 24 (Happyaku-gojû) (<i>850</i>) + 27 (Kyûhyaku-nijû) (<i>920</i>) + 28 (Sen-sanjû) (<i>1,030</i>) + + 50 + 54 + 57 + 58 + + 104 + 107 + 108 + + 120 + 124 + 127 + 128 + + 150 + 154 + 157 + 158 + + 400 + 404 + 407 + 408 + + 420 + 424 + 427 + 428 + + 450 (Sanzen-nihyaku) (<i>3,200</i>) + 454 (Gosen-gohyaku) (<i>5,500</i>) + 457 (Hassen-nanahyaku) (<i>8,700</i>) + 458 (Ichiman-sanzen) (<i>13,000</i>) + + 700 (Niman-rokusen) (<i>26,000</i>) + 704 (Yonman-sanzen) (<i>43,000</i>) + 707 (Goman-rokusen) (<i>56,000</i>) + 708 (Rokuman-yonsen) (<i>64,000</i>) + + 720 +--- +Track: Radiation is now a Rapper +Artists: +- Squarewave +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- Toby Fox +- Bowman +- Stutzman +- Jhon +- Fresh Jimmy +- Cool and New Music Team +Duration: '02:11' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/radiation-is-now-a-rapper +- https://youtu.be/zASpAPoPz4M +Sampled Tracks: +- Bowman's Credit Score +- radiation is now on youtube +Lyrics: |- + (Ready?) (Yeah!) (Okay.) + Between my buttocks, between my buttocks + Between my buttocks, between my buttocks + Between my buttocks, between my buttocks + Between my buttocks, between my buttocks + Between my buttocks, between my buttocks + Between my buttocks (Between my buttocks) + + (YO WHAT'S UUUP? I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox! Y'all fuckers on the internet might know me as Radiation, but my name is [[group:toby-fox|Toby Fox]], uuh! I'm the guy who does music for Homestuck, the coolest comic on the internet with the COOOOLEST fandom! Yeah! Yeah! As you can tell, I am super hip, and young, and ironic, and a nerd! Yeah! Check out the sweet tunes I write! Check 'em all out! Here's a tune I wrote just now! This one is called "[bleep]"! How relevant! How new! Buy it! I'm gon' getcha.) + + (Yo! I know what you thinking! Heyo Toby! I already follow you on Twitter! I already follow you on Tumblr! Yo I already even follow you on the MSPA Forum! What more do you want? What more do you want?) + (Seven hundred and twenty.) (Between my buttocks.) + (I'll tell you what I want.) (Between my buttocks.) (Seven hundred and twenty.) + (I want it all mothafucka, I want it all!) (Between my buttocks.) (Between my buttocks.) (Between my buttocks.) (Seven hundred and twenty.) (Between my buttocks.) + (I want all the moneys!) (Between my buttocks.) + (I want all the fun!) (Between my buttocks.) (Between my buttocks.) + (I want all the ideas!) (Between my buttocks.) (Between my buttocks.) + (Yeah! Yeah, are you liking the spinning?) (Between my buttocks.) + (Between my buttocks.) + (Are you liking the spinning? Let's go to the pole.) + + (Yeah, so what you wanna do is sign up for my new YouTube account, it's the subscribe button! Or you can follow it at B-O-W-M-A-N-I-S-G-O-D! That's "Radiation", you can see it at the bottom of the screen! Yo, and the best part of this, is it can be about whatever we want! Be about yeah! A YouTube channel for you mothafucka! That's why they call it YouTube!) + + (Yo, fantrolls: hilarious! Shipping: fun-ny! Buckets: yo, I adore buckets! Yo, I can be funny and ironic at the same time! This city, who gives a fuck? All about me mothafucka! Woo!) + + (Yo, remixes of classic children's shows? Yo I'm there! Magic School Buuuus! Yo, you wanna play a game? You wanna play a board game? Mothafucka don't play any board games! I only play SEGA, I only play classic SEGA!) +--- +Track: Melody of the Buttocks +Artists: +- Makin +Cover Artists: +- yazshu +Art Tags: +- Dabe +- Jaed +- Jhon +- Fresh Jimmy +- Dave +- Jade +- John +- Bowman +- Stutzman +Duration: '04:19' +Referenced Tracks: +- Snow halation +Sampled Tracks: +- Snow halation +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/melody-of-the-buttocks +- https://youtu.be/-yoH1p1DMCM +Lyrics: |- + I'm thinking of a number between my bu— + —ttocks do you know what it is? It's my credit score + And it happens to be seven hundred twenty + And the higher my credit score is + + The better chance + I have at saving a lot of + Money I'm thinking of a + Number between four hundred + And fifty and eight fifty do you know why? + + It is it happens to be seven hun— + —dred and twenty which is my + Credit Score Halation + It's between my buttocks this number I'm + I'm thinking is + Between four hundred and fifty and it + + Fifty the higher is + The number is the better have a chance I + Have of saving a lot of money + Between buttocks it + + Between my buttocks you know what number it + Is happens to be between four fifty and + Eight fifty and a number is between my bu— + —ttocks the number is seven hundred + + And twenty but + Do you know what number I + Thinking of about thinking of + My number between my bu— + —ttocks it happens to be between four fifty + + And eight fifty and it could save me a + Lot of money the higher it is + Credit Halation + The more seven hundred and twenty + Which a num— + —ber between four fifty and eight fifty + + This number between four + Fifty and eight fifty happens to + Be between my buttocks the higher + The number between + + With my buttocks the better chance I have + At saving a lot of money + This Credit Halation + Be between my buttocks which means I will + Save a lot of + Money but do you know what number I'm + + Thinking of a number + I'm thinking of a seven hundred + And twenty and it happens to be + Credit Halation +--- +Track: Savior of a Lot of Money +Artists: +- SplitSuns +Cover Artists: +- Ephemerald +Art Tags: +- Bowman +- Mobius Trip +Duration: '02:34' +Referenced Tracks: +- Savior of the Waking World +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Sburban Jungle +- Dawn of Man +Sampled Tracks: +- Michael Bowman Remix +- Your Bed +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-a-lot-of-money +- https://youtu.be/19eotUP_o5Y +Lyrics: |- + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + + Mi-mi-mi-Michael Bo-bo-bowman + + Bo-bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman... + + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman + Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman... + + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael (Awesome awesome awesome) + Mi Chael Bow Man + + —i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman + Mi— i— i— Ichael Bowman + + Michael + Bowman + Is + Awesome + Mi-i-i-i-ichael + Bowman + Is + Awesome + + (Bed safe, bed good.) +--- +Track: Cool and New Music Team's Credit Score +Artists: +- Wheals +Contributors: +- Bambosh (vocals) +- Wheals (vocals) +- cookiefonster (vocals) +- Interrobang (vocals) +- Difarem (vocals) +- Rom M (vocals) +- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (vocals) +- BitesizeBird (vocals) +- loading (vocals) +- Shadok (vocals) +- Cecily Renns (vocals) +- Lambda Elise Merryberry (vocals) +- olkiswerve (vocals) +- XenoZane (vocals) +- Discfortune (vocals) +- Bin (vocals) +- yazshu (vocals) +- Isoleucine (vocals) +- Makin (vocals) +- VulkanShawl (vocals) +- Ahnock (vocals) +- William Leonard (vocals) +- GoomFloops (vocals) +- ft-rj (vocals) +- Kal-la-kal-la (vocals) +- Mathias Ramalho (vocals) +- Minkt (vocals) +- Scarodactyl (vocals) +- StarlightCalliope (vocals) +- Pipko Fanfare (vocals) +- TirantBacon (vocals) +- NyashAlex (vocals) +- Minish (vocals) +- ostrichlittledungeon (vocals) +- Josh Noble (vocals) +Cover Artists: +- Shadok +Art Tags: +- CANMT-Tan +Cover Art File Extension: jpg +Duration: '03:51' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-music-teams-credit-score +- https://youtu.be/gst88QuxdeQ +Lyrics: |- + ((I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it) + (happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a) + (lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is?) + (It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between) + (my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number) + (is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. And the number is between my buttocks!) + (Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number) + (is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty.) + (But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it) + (could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which) + (is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be) + (between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot) + (of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But) + (do you know what number I'm thinking of?) + (The number I'm thinking of happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it) + (happens to be between my buttocks. It's between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between) + (my buttocks. The higher this number is that's between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot) + (of money. Do you know what this number is? It's my free credit score, and it happens to be seven) + (hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is) + (between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks.) + (Won't you reach in and grab it for me? I'm thinking that it's seven hundred and twenty, and that it's) + (between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it? It's a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven) + (hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won't) + (you reach in and get it? I'm thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between) + (my buttocks. Won't you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number that is) + (between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is) + (that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks.) + (Won't you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than) + (eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it's between my buttocks. It happens to) + (be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number that) + (could save you a lot of money. It's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and) + (it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot) + (of money between my buttocks! But I'm thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher) + (this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a) + (lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number.) + (Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit) + (score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four—) + (OH GOD NO! NO! NOO! HELP ME! IT'S EVERYWHERE! YOU CAN REACH IN BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS! HELP! EIGHT FIFTY! FOUR FIFTY!) +--- +Track: rennss_credit_score.mp2 +Directory: rennss-credit-score-mp2 +Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Contributors: +- Wheals (Executive Producer) +Cover Artists: +- Cecily Renns +Art Tags: +- Cool and New Music Team +- Bowman +Duration: '01:51' +URLs: +- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rennss-credit-score-mp2 +- https://youtu.be/eYm412YznfI +Lyrics: |- + (Okay, ahem ahem. Mic test mic test. This is good okay. I'm going to also read this:) + + (I'm THINKING of a [[group:toby-fox|Radiation]] between my DVS Saxes. Do you know what it is? It's my [[group:tensei|Tensei]], and it happens to be between my [[album:strife|Strife]].) + + (I'm THINKING of a Tensei between my [[album:strife-2]]. I don't even know how to read that? [wiki note: spelled 'Striife'] Could you guess what that is? It's not Radiation, it's my [[group:undertale-and-deltarune]], which you can get for 9.99 United States dollars on Steam, trademark.) + + (I'm THINKING of an [[group:parsec-productions|AgentParsec]] between my [[group:clark-powell|Plazmataz]] and [[artist:erik-scheele|Jit]]. Could you ponder the answer to that? It's my [[artist:malcolm-brown|DragonXI]] and it ALSO is between my [[track:shadowed-slender|Slender: The Eight Pages]].) + + (I'm THINKING of a [[artist:cave-story|Cave Story]] between my [[artist:mother|Earthbound]]. I wonder if you can guess that. It is not Undertale as that is my Tensei between my Strife 2, it is actually my Homestuck.) + + (I'm THINKING of a [[group:canmt|Cool and New Music Team]] between my [[artist:o|o]]. Could you even begin to imagine what this could be? It's not my fucking Homestuck, because this whole thing sucks and is not funny.) + + (Homestuck was designed by the devil to trigger the armageddon and it seems like me writing slash reading this is yet another step towards for the doomsday machine.) + + (Fucking die in a pitfall if you find this stupid bullshit "entertaining".) |