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-Album: The Funk McLovin Homestuck Experience
-Artist: Funk McLovin
-Date: April 13, 2020
-Date Added: April 12, 2021
-Cover Art: Funk McLovin
-Has Track Art: no
-Color: #a5f0a7
-Groups:
-- Funk McLovin
-- Fandom
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/album/the-funk-mclovin-homestuck-experience
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-Track: Introduction
-Duration: 0:50
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/introduction
-Lyrics:
-    Hello everybody!
-    My name is Funk McLovin. You might know me as Jojo. I wanna wish everyone a happy 4/13. As you know, this day signifies a very special person's birthday. So, before I start the album, I'd like to sing them a happy birthday right now.
-
-    Happy birthday to you
-    Happy birthday to you
-    Happy birthday dear June
-    Happy birthday to you
-
-    If you said "cha cha cha" or ended the song with "and many more," I assign you Dave Kin.
-
-    Now please, enjoy: Funk McLovin's Homestuck music album.
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-Track: The Strider Rap-Off
-Duration: 3:16
-Original Date: April 9, 2020
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/the-strider-rap-off
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkDY73uNxtE
-Lyrics:
-    DIRK: Hey, dude.
-    DAVE: hey dirk
-    DIRK: I need a second on the rap battle today. You up?
-    DAVE: i dont know dude last time things got a little hairy
-    DIRK: What? Last time was awesome. That shit went viral.
-    DAVE: things can go viral for the wrong reasons dawg
-    DAVE: plus no one could tell our voices apart
-    DIRK: Fuck that, dude. Rap me so hard.
-    DAVE: fine but i get to go first and i get to pick the track
-    DIRK: Cool. But Squarewave is MC'ing.
-    DAVE: fuck
-    DAVE: fine
-
-    DAVE: you can tell by the way i use my walk
-    ive had some help from—
-    TEREZI: OH SH1T.
-
-    DAVE: a seer with chalk
-    ive got rhymes rattling around my dome for days
-    boys named dirk better be out of my way
-    when do you have time to spit
-    when you watch your anime shows
-    no shit
-    just like your shows
-    youre undeniably bad
-    im ashamed to call you my mutual dad
-    son you better get the shovel
-    cuz for your corpse theyll be diggin the tunnel
-    you can swing a sword just like its an art
-    but my half sized sword cuts down the prince aparts
-
-    SQUAREWAVE: NICE RHYME, BRO. YOU'RE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME. BUT IT'S DIRK'S TURN TO RAP. NOW HE'S RISING TO FAME.
-
-    DIRK: You've demonstrated your precision.
-    Forming your rhyme-based incision.
-    Into my psyche like the finest of surgeons.
-    But you fail to account for in your incursion, that your shitty half scalpel can't penetrate.
-    What we have here is a failure to calculate.
-    So, despite your rhyming and the best of luck, you forgot you can't win if you suck.
-    And just for the record, I was just being nice. Your rhymes aren't actually that precise.
-
-    SQUAREWAVE: NEATO DORITOS, MY DUDE'S SUPREME. DAVE RAPPING NEXT IS MY GREATEST DREAM.
-
-    DAVE: can we turn him off
-    please
-
-    DIRK: No.
-
-    DAVE: this track would be ideal if instead of a battle
-    it was just me so my rhymes that could rattle
-    everybody knows my flow can be tops
-    all the folks watching at home are just waiting for you to stop
-    In fact why not just concede victory to me
-    before i splatter your guts for all to—
-    SQUAREWAVE: READ
-
-    DAVE: uh
-
-    DAVE: whats he doing
-
-    SQUAREWAVE: TREE. ME. SEE. PERIGEE.
-    DIRK: He's fucking helping you, dude.
-
-    DIRK: You might be hot shit inside of your brain,
-    But suffice to say that soon you'll be slain
-    And cut down to spec by katanas so shitty.
-    You're like a little baby sucking my rap titty.
-    I spin words together like a mellifluous bard.
-    Remind me how many rap shows have you starred.
-    Also, lay off Squarewave, lest you incur his wrath.
-    Also, dude.
-    Take a fucking bath.
-
-    SQUAREWAVE: ALRIGHT, DUDES. WE ARE REACHING THE END. THIS IS SO COOL. I CAN BARELY COMPREHEND.
-
-    DAVE: i shouldve known
-    i shouldve been knew
-    yet another rap battle you snookered me into
-    every time we bust rhymes i suffer
-    well this is it ive had enougher
-    im putting an end to your assault rap mantle
-    im about to do a somersault off the handle
-    this is it dirk prepare for armageddon night—
-
-    SQUAREWAVE: ARMAGEDDON WAS RELEASED IN 1998. STARRING BRUCE WILLIS, IT'S A MOVIE THAT'S GREAT.
-    DAVE: AAH
-
-    DIRK: Holy shit, dude. Keep the lid on your dick.
-    Let me put a stop to this rap battle, real quick.
-    I think we can crown the king prematurely.
-    You've been acting all hell's of monstrous and surly.
-    Squarewave tell us who's the best on the beat.
-    Be the MC to Dave's defeat.
-
-    SQUAREWAVE: WELL, DIRK, OLD BUDDY, I'M CALCULATING THE WINNER. WE SHOULD ALL BE HOME IN TIME FOR DINNER.
-    BUT FIRST LET ME SAY WHAT A TERRIFIC RAP FIGHT. YOU BOYS REALLY ARE ALL RIGHT.
-    I'VE KEPT YOU WAITING. AFTER DILIGENT WORK. I'VE DECIDED THE WINNER. THE WINNER IS DIRK.
-
-    DAVE: yeah you know what dirk
-    DAVE: im gonna let you have this one
-
-    DIRK: Fucking sick.
-
-    (<i>Credits to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPFTOXaTJ665xSDVxoV6wgQ">Vinyl</a> for <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkDY73uNxtE&lc=Ugxw9X0PulMJTLiITwV4AaABAg">transcription</a>.</i>)
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-Track: Jade Defender
-Duration: 2:21
-Original Date: February 21, 2020
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/jade-defender
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0jzBu7IZWU
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-Track: GameGoth
-Duration: 1:42
-Original Date: January 28, 2020
-References:
-- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/gamegoth
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLHdyAM4ujs
-Lyrics:
-    (Welcome, mortals, to the best - and last! - game of your life. Mwahahahahahahaaaa!)
-
-    I'm the GameGoth, and I don't mess around
-    I'll beat all your scores and take you to town
-    Out in the creepy manor right behind the arcade
-    I'll show you around, don't be afraid
-
-    Dark Souls, Metroid, Amnesia too
-    I've got spooky titles coming out my wazoo
-    I'll make you a deal: just try to survive
-    If you beat me in a game I'll let you outta here alive
-
-    You're in the GameGoth's clutches
-    And I hope you got the skills
-    'Cause he's the gaming master
-    With the highest deaths to kills
-
-    Since you are the guest I'll let you pick the game
-    Animal Crossing? Ha! No that one's lame
-    I've got Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
-    Resident Evil and... Battletoads?
-
-    [Epic synth solo]
-
-    You're in the GameGoth's clutches
-    And I hope you got the skills
-    'Cause he's the gaming master
-    With the highest deaths to kills
-
-    Well you lost fair and square so try not to scream
-    While your blood is let out by the glow of the screen
-    I'd say "better luck next time" but that won't be the case
-    Another victim claimed to the darkest gaming ace
-    Hahahaha!
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-Track: Less Pale, More Pail
-Duration: 2:03
-Original Date: February 10, 2020
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/less-pale-more-pail
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQj9F5fLMI
-Lyrics:
-    Don't wanna be your best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend
-    Don't wanna be your moiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
-    I wanna climb inside all of your sopor slime
-    Let's see less pale and more paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil
-
-    You have been a pal to me
-    For as long as I can recall
-    But that close friendship
-    I just don't want it all
-
-    If you're just a bud
-    Then I'll take a pass
-    It's all or nothing, babe
-    'Cause you're one sexy lass
-
-    Don't wanna be your best friend
-    Don't wanna be your moirail
-
-    Don't wanna be your best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend
-    Don't wanna be your moiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
-    I wanna climb inside all of your sopor slime
-    Let's see less pale and more paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil
-
-    (Oh, baby. Please don't make me beg.
-    'Cause I will beg. I don't wanna beg but I will.
-    I definitely will beg. If you make me.)
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-Track: Steel Bastille: Heart of Light, Crown of Thorns
-Duration: 2:58
-Original Date: February 26, 2020
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/steel-bastille-heart-of-light-crown-of-thorns
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDPym9XkRk
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-Track: Vrissy's Theme
-Duration: 2:29
-Original Date: January 2, 2020
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vrissys-theme
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w86Mq0kLnwQ
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-Track: Vogue Rogue
-Duration: 2:09
-Original Date: January 6, 2020
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vogue-rogue
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttk-q7BonIE
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-Track: Ult!Dirk Can't Rap
-Duration: 0:59
-Original Date: April 3, 2020
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/ult-dirk-cant-rap
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUK0HAPXeQ
-Lyrics:
-    (Awwww yeah. You better synchronize your watches, 'cause it's Dirk time, baby.)
-
-    Dirk Strider making bars
-    Unprecedented on Deltritus
-    Skull-headed bitches wanna find us
-    Space players wanna be us
-
-    Narratively sound and far away from Earth C
-    All you gotta do to be better than you is to be me
-
-    I put my daughter in a robot
-    Metal daughter
-    She brought along a friend
-    Metal daughter squatter
-
-    Boyfriend in her wallet
-    She making the moves
-    Leaving Dirk all alone
-    To pack up the grooves
-
-    Baby's first new species
-    Better gift yourself a bib
-    Lovecraftian abomination
-    Claims burbon claim to win
-
-    A competition etched in the blood of my kin
-    What will you do? When the pimps in the crib
-
-    I'll make Rose's skills look like stepping on a rake
-    This whole shindig will be a piece of cake
-    I hope Terezi drowns in a lake
-    I wonder how Jane's doing? God I miss Jake
-
-    (--Rose get the fuck out of here!)
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-Track: Vriska's Theme (Off The Shits Edition)
-Duration: 3:50
-References: Vriska's Theme
-URLs:
-- https://funkmclovin.bandcamp.com/track/vriskas-theme-off-the-shits-edition
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34votcZmMA