Xszelor Albums

Data for the albums Demo 2019-2021 (Vicious Valor),  Army of the wicked God,  Remains of formed pain, Grim chain of feast, War Marks, Legion, Rites of Bloodgrinded, His Honorable Tyranny, Genesis Genocide, Faces of Oglogoth, Jugglanoids From Outer Space/First Interdimensional Clown Chronicles Volume One [UNRELEASED COMPILATION] and Face of Oglogoth - cover LP

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@@ -7769,6 +7769,68 @@ Lyrics: |-
     I turn little black worms
     Into centipedes
 ---
+Track: Pust' begut neuklyuzhe
+Artists:
+- Cheburashka
+- Vladimir Shainsky
+- Vasily Livanov
+- Vladimir Ferapontov
+- Alexander Timofeevskiy
+Duration: '1:36'
+URLs:
+- https://youtu.be/XUxDB9KVxOQ
+Lyrics: |-
+    Пусть бегут неуклюже
+    Пешеходы по лужам,
+    А вода по асфальту рекой
+    И не ясно прохожим
+    В этот день непогожий,
+    Отчего я веселый такой
+
+    (<i>Let pedestrians stumble
+    Through the rain into puddles,
+    And the water in rivers run by,
+    And the passers-by wonder
+    How on earth in this weather
+    One can stand here as cheerful as I</i>)
+
+    А я играю на гармошке
+    У прохожих на виду
+    К сожаленью, день рожденья
+    Только раз в году
+
+    (<i>But I'll play on my accordion
+    Well in sight of those passing near.
+    How unlucky that our birthdays
+    Come only once per year</i>)
+
+    Прилетит вдруг волшебник
+    В голубом вертолете,
+    И бесплатно покажет кино
+    С днем рождения поздравит
+    И конечно, подарит
+    Мне в подарок пятьсот "эскимо"
+
+    (<i>A magician from nowhere
+    Will appear in a chopper
+    And he'll show us a movie for free
+    And he'll say "Happy birthday!"
+    And will leave me, I wager,
+    Half a thousand bars of ice cream</i>)
+
+    А я играю на гармошке
+    У прохожих на виду
+    К сожаленью, день рожденья
+    Только раз в году
+
+    (<i>But I'll play on my accordion
+    Well in sight of those passing near.
+    How unlucky that our birthdays
+    Come only once per year</i>)
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Jebb:</i> (wiki editor)
+    Original title: "Пусть бегут неуклюже"
+---
 Track: Rainbow Connection
 Artists:
 - The Muppets
@@ -17673,6 +17735,118 @@ Lyrics: |-
     It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
     Because my dreams are bursting at the seams
 ---
+Track: First Day Out
+Duration: '4:20'
+Artists:
+- Insane Clown Posse
+URLs:
+- https://youtu.be/cI0fWxOzedI
+Lyrics: |-
+    Got another funky rhyme
+    Another funky, funky rhyme
+    Got another funky rhyme
+    Another funky rhyme
+    Another funky, funky rhyme
+
+    Aw shit, man, that's ICP
+    This is my jam
+    They were my psychedelic, funkity fuck, intergalactic boys, G
+    Aw shit
+
+    Well they let the gate up so I bail
+    It's been six months, pick me up from the county jail
+    With a smart mouth, I paid my dues
+    Steel toilets, worn blankets and rubber shoes
+    But I ain't naggin'
+    Here come the fellas, I can hear the muffler draggin'
+    Ain't been in the car long
+    And the Faygo is almost gone
+    My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate
+    So my homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date
+    She said, "Pick me up at 3?"
+    "Can't bitch, the bus don't ride ya street!" (Ho)
+    We gonna eat at Mexican Village
+    Take a cab and I'll pay the tab
+    And when she showed up, well I'll be damned
+    Left my wallet at home on the TV stand
+    ("Oh shit, well I uh left it at home, it's on the TV stand...")
+    Have her payin' and for dinner too
+    The knot in my sock, it don't fit you
+    She's all prettied up for nothin'
+    I'm smellin' like shit and my chin is scruffin'
+    And I'm chewin' on my food like a pit bull
+    'Cause I won't front for the ho
+    Stuck my face in the bowl of soup
+    And just sucked it all up through my missin' tooth
+    The bitch jumped up with a boom
+    "I have to fix my hair," and broke to the bathroom
+    She got the tab so I go for mine
+    And order up some '52 vintage wine
+    Hey Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with that
+    Motherfuckers like J will say, "Fuck that!"
+    She's back now and her hair ain't fixed
+    Probably took a long, greasy ass, smelly shit, huh
+    I ain't sayin' nothin' though
+    I ain't sayin' nothin' 'bout the fuckin' ho
+    What's up bitch? I'm ready to break
+    How long can one fat bitch take
+    Quit snackin' and pay these saps
+    'Cause we going home to watch tube with Paps
+
+    "So Joe uh, what is it that you do for a living?"
+    "Aw, come on pops"
+    You seen me sellin' rocks on Vernor and Springwells
+    Matter of fact, I think I sold to that fat bitch in the kitchen"
+
+    Your dad's really cool sweetheart
+    I mean him lettin' me use his car
+    And he slipped me a fifty
+    "Violent J's kinda nifty"
+    If I'd of hit it, you'd of been home free
+    But now you're comin' home with me
+    "Dad, I got a bitch in the bedroom
+    Take your ass to the bar and don't come home soon"
+    Now The Juggla's known to smack hoes
+    But I need the shot too, so I switch to the mack mode
+
+    Now woman, you know I love you
+    So why don't you just let me fuck you?
+    Now bitch, I know you's a freak
+    So lemme get a little kiss on your cheek (What's up)
+    And a fuck to go with that
+    Come on, nympho, lemme hit that
+    Tell ya what, ya let me stick it
+    And I got a leftover piece of chicken for ya (Ho)
+    Ya little sewer skank (Sewer skank)
+    Ya nasty little pipe smokin, sack chasin' ho
+    And that was that
+    A little smooth talk, and she was on her back (Ha)
+    And I'm finally stickin'
+    Dump ya and I'm keepin' my chicken (Bitch)
+    You'll never guess what
+    My first day out and I caught my nut
+
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    (Well shit, bitch, it's my first day out)
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    (Shit, bitch, it's my first day out)
+    First day out and I caught my nut (First day out)
+    First day out and I caught my nut (It's my first day out)
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    (Well shit, bitch, it's my first day out now)
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    First day out and I caught my nut (Gotta go now, gotta go now)
+    First day out and I caught my nut
+    First day out and I caught my nut (It's my first day out)
+    (My nut)
+---
 Track: Five Years
 Artists:
 - David Bowie
@@ -27550,6 +27724,77 @@ Lyrics: |-
 
     Smoke weed every day!
 ---
+Track: The Neden Game
+Duration: '4:05'
+Artists:
+- Insane Clown Posse
+- Mike E. Clark
+URLs:
+- https://youtu.be/vhTg_5nlvo8
+Lyrics: |-
+    "Let's meet contestant number one. He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile. Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
+
+    "Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
+
+    Let's see, mm, well, I'd have to think about it
+    I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
+    I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
+    And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!"
+    Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
+    I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
+    Your dad will probably start trippin' and get me pissed
+    I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
+    It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
+    I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
+    I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
+    You know for only thirteen, she got some big tits
+    After that, your dad will try to jump again
+    And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
+    After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
+    I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
+
+    "Now, let's meet contestant number two. He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak who works for the Dark Carnival. He says women call him Stretch Nuts. Sharon, let's hear your question"
+
+    "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way. Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?"
+
+    First thing, I could never love you
+    You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
+    But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
+    By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
+    I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
+    And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (What?!)
+    Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
+    I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
+    I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past your waist
+    Let 'em go, and watch 'em both spring up in your face
+    I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
+    Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
+    Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand
+    I'd throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin'
+    As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
+    And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
+
+    "Well it sounds like contestant number two is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon. It's a tough choice so far! Sharon, let's have your last question and see which one is going to win the rights to your neden"
+
+    "Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up line be?" (Well) "Whoever's the smoothest wins!"
+
+    Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
+    And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are
+    I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake
+    And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake
+    Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick
+    I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
+    And then to get your attention in the crowded place
+    I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
+    Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo, that'll get her
+    Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better
+    Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
+    Shit, you don't want contestant number two. He's mad wack
+    I walked into a barn and there he was
+    Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
+    It was a big fucking smelly-ass farm llama
+    Damn dawg! How you gonna diss your momma?!
+---
 Track: The Next Episode (Radio Edit)
 Artists:
 - Dr. Dre