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+Album: cool and new voulem.1
+Date: July 2, 2016
+Date Added: April 13, 2022
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+Banner Artists:
+- Niklink
+Banner Dimensions: 1100x100
+Banner File Extension: png
+Cover Art File Extension: png
+Track Art File Extension: png
+Color: '#0164ff'
+Groups:
+- Fandom
+- Cool and New Music Team
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-voulem-1
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGU4RdvhkrM&list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-83ChRnD8Q4YLA7rCAHC7A
+Directory: cool-and-new-voulem1
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Rose
+- Dabe
+- Jaed
+- Hecka Jef
+- Dadd
+- Femorafreack
+- Beq
+- John
+- Dave
+- Jade
+- Hella Jeff
+- John's dad
+- Becquerel
+- Squiddles
+- Skaia
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
+    i'ts album fro cool and new web comic
+    its the 1th one 
+    
+    <i>Niklink:</i>
+    There's so much to be said about the absurd trajectory of the Cool and New Music Team, but I'll try to keep it short.
+
+    After the release of the incredible [[album:homestuck-vol-10]], which was a sort of epitaph to the official music team, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWqqikd6S0">a Q&A stream was held with the musicians</a>. There was a bittersweet tinge to it, not just because of Homestuck's recent ending, but because they reflected on their artistic trajectories and how they had been musical amateurs that had been able to refine and hone their skill through the comic's run. To me at least they had always felt like inimitable performers, even if I'd always aspired to be as good as them or as the high-quality fan music that was being made at the time. But their encouraging talk about how they had progressed as artists over the years led to an idea formed right there, in the livestream chat. Why not make our <i>own</i> music team?
+    
+    A music team on our own terms, expressly as a practice vehicle, to create and release music without a care in the world as to whether it was good or bad or terrible? No shame, no hesitation, just for the hell of making Homestuck fanmusic, and maybe improving along the way. Cool and New Web Comic's popular but low-quality presentation was a natural fit. And the response was massive. It turned out many people felt the same way, or simply wanted to see what all the noise was about.
+
+    Only two weeks later, the newly-created Cool and New Music Team released a 50-track album. This is that album.
+
+    <i>Ngame:</i>
+    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e2NvlY9oc">Community listening stream w/ chat</a>)
+---
+Track: Cascante
+Duration: '3:05'
+Artists:
+- Noisemaker
+Cover Artists:
+- Ahnock
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascante
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGU4RdvhkrM
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:sburban-jungle
+- Cascade
+- track:showtime-piano-refrain
+- Shave and a Haircut
+---
+Track: Harlecoaster
+Duration: '0:56'
+Artists:
+- Ngame
+Cover Artists:
+- MrCheeze
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlecoaster-2
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e321TR0d4A
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- John
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:harlequin
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+---
+Track: FLARERERERERERERE
+Duration: '1:29'
+Artists:
+- Niklink
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flarerererererere
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni-iCX4neDw
+Art Tags:
+- Rose
+- Dabe
+- Dave
+- Derse
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Flare
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Niklink:</i>
+    The only piece of Homestuck fanmusic I had ever completed was this <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AxgMI6451M">Famitracker remix of Flare</a>, but since at the time we were fully committing to the 'shitty music' idea, and a straight up transcription of a Homestuck track isn't particularly CaNWC-ish anyways, I ran it through a bunch of filters. Just to make sure no one accidentally liked it.
+---
+Track: Showtime (piano a fine)
+Duration: '3:32'
+Artists:
+- Wheals
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/showtime-piano-a-fine
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndLaFO1wQR8
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- John
+- LoWaS
+- blood (abstract)
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:showtime-piano-refrain
+- track:its-showtime
+- Für Elise
+---
+Track: Spacesplore
+Duration: '1:42'
+Artists:
+- Aris Martinian
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacesplore
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo2fTp6sfxU
+Art Tags:
+- Ruined Earth
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:explore
+- Space Jam
+- track:showtime-original-mix
+Sampled Tracks:
+- Space Jam
+---
+Track: justice must be a serve
+Duration: '1:42'
+Artists:
+- Makin
+Cover Artists:
+- Vriska Did Nothing Wrong
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Dabe
+- Femorafreack
+- Jaed
+- John
+- Dave
+- Jade
+- cops
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/justice-must-be-a-serve
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff7sA5UFc5M
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Post-Apocalyptic Fedora
+---
+Track: Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix)
+Duration: '7:20'
+Artists:
+- Ngame
+Cover Artists:
+- Ngame
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQrAPxeKFKM
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Three in the Morning
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+- Bowman's Credit Score
+- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
+- Meet the Flintstones
+- radiation is now on youtube
+Sampled Tracks:
+- Three in the Morning
+- Texas History
+- Bumper To Bumper
+- Will, The Responstable Constable
+- Sunburn
+- Backyard Fun
+- Rollercoaster Tycoon Theme
+- Falling For Ghosts
+- Bowman's Credit Score
+- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
+- Good Cop Red Cop
+- Michael Bowman Remix
+- Meet the Flintstones
+- radiation is now on youtube
+- Snake Eyes
+Art Tags:
+- Snowman
+Lyrics: |-
+    (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)
+
+    (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)
+
+    BOO, BOO, here come de ghost
+    And de voodoo priest from de skeleton coast
+    Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat, y'all be stomping your feet
+    'Cause I'm sugarcane sweet with a Kingston beat
+
+    WHOA-OA-OA-OA watch out, here come de ghoul
+    I be spittin' out rhyme while you playing de fool
+    I'm a treetop masta, dat dance all rasta
+    Going back to de island for de sticky-sweet ganja
+
+    (I'm THINKING of a number. Between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720. I'm THINKING of a number. Between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It happens to be 720. Which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number I'm thinking. Is between 450 and 850.)
+
+    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning
+    Those colorful enchanting little specks
+    They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning
+    In a way they never do when I eat Chex
+
+    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin'
+    I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap
+    They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin
+    And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap
+
+    Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation
+    They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet
+    I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation
+    And murder every other breakfast treat
+
+    And the gallows will sway through the night
+    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    All cereals bow down in fright
+    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    Sycophants and cowards flee
+    From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    Captain Crunch on bended knee
+    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+
+    The balance of the world's askew
+    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    Promise revolutions new
+    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    What cereal 'mongst other things
+    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+    Stays crunchy in the blood of kings?
+    It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
+
+    (My compulsive masturbation, Sullivan! You and me, and my erectile dysfunction, Sullivan! Then I paint all the surfaces of the eggs, Sullivan! It's a mirror collage, Sullivan! DETROIT! THE PASTA CITY! The place was Russia. The year, was 1917. You're under arrest! Just kidding! I now have two complete sets of human teeth
+    in
+    side
+    my
+    head.)
+
+    Bow, man
+    Mimimichael (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
+    Bo-bobo-bobo-bowman (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
+    I-i-is (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
+    Mi-chael-Bow-man...
+
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD BACK YARD
+    BACK YARD FUN!
+
+    (I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox!)
+
+    (That was the plan, to give you a— seven hundred and twenty— and you got one. Boner.)
+---
+Track: licord nacrasty
+Duration: '2:14'
+Artists:
+- artist:kobacat
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-nacrasty
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU0ZSiMxmtI
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Liquid Negrocity
+- Oppa Toby Style
+- track:game-over-bootleg
+Art Tags:
+- Jack Noir
+- Dacronian Dignity
+- Rubs Juice
+- Hrates Bocars
+- Germy
+- Dabe
+- Derse
+- DD
+- CD
+- HB
+- Dave
+---
+Track: Archagent Everlasting
+Duration: '2:07'
+Artists:
+- JohnJRenns
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/archagent-everlasting
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh7t7vQbu1I
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Liquid Negrocity
+- Cascade (Beta)
+- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
+- I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew
+Art Tags:
+- Jack Noir
+- Jhon
+- Dabe
+- John
+- Dave
+Lyrics: |-
+    (GRAVEYARD STUFFERS)
+
+    (Make her a member of the Midnight Crew...)
+---
+Track: X - V A P O R - R O M
+Duration: '1:07'
+Artists:
+- Minish
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/x-v-a-p-o-r-r-o-m
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLSSkUUFTrw
+Referenced Tracks:
+- XROM
+Directory: x-vapor-rom
+Art Tags:
+- AH
+---
+Track: Penumbra Phat
+Duration: '0:34'
+Artists:
+- Putnam
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phat
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slzlSKz6snE
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Penumbra Phantasm
+---
+Track: MoonShitter
+Duration: '2:18'
+Artists:
+- Interrobang
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonshitter
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaHsS5TfotY
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Moonsetter
+Art Tags:
+- Dirk
+- Germy
+- Earth
+- decapitation (abstract)
+---
+Track: 'JHON: RICE'
+Duration: '1:28'
+Artists:
+- Hadron
+Cover Artists:
+- Hadron
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-rice
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzSwjlCZiLw
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Savior of the Waking World
+- 'The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy - Title Theme/Ending'
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- LoWaS
+- John
+---
+Track: sonflapper
+Duration: '1:00'
+Artists:
+- Peachy Peter
+Cover Artists:
+- johnjammin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sonflapper
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PYf4khxFKw
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Sunslammer
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Dabe
+- John
+- Dave
+---
+Track: turnways lurker
+Duration: '2:16'
+Artists:
+- Aris Martinian
+Cover Artists:
+- Aris Martinian
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/turnways-lurker
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdwlMagl4Sk
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Never Gonna Give You Up
+- track:MeGaLoVania
+- Penumbra Phantasm
+- English
+- Flare
+- track:explore
+- Unite Synchronization
+- Stronger Than You
+Lyrics: |-
+    (Never gonna give you up)
+    (Never gonna let you down)
+    (Never gonna run around and desert you)
+    (Never gonna make you cry)
+    (Never gonna say goodbye)
+    (Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you)
+    (Never gonna give you up)
+    (Never gonna let you down)
+    (Never gonna run around and desert you)
+    (Never gonna make you cry)
+    (Never gonna say goodbye)
+    (Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you)
+
+    Ooooooh, give you up
+    Ooooooh, give you up
+    Ooooooh, give you up (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
+    Ooooooh, give you up (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
+---
+Track: Anthem
+Duration: '1:27'
+Artists:
+- No Funny Name
+Cover Artists:
+- Niklink
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anthem
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Homestuck
+Directory: anthem-canv1
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>No Funny Name:</i>
+    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg">Video of the track being 'recorded live', as it were.</a>)
+
+    <i>Niklink:</i>
+    It's depressingly common for collaborative fandom albums to run into trouble getting art delivered for all their tracks in time. I don't really blame them, drawing is hard enough without knowing that it's probably going to be playing second fiddle to the music anyways. But nevertheless I knew I could phone this one in without any artistic skill, so I took it off the un-arted song pile. The secret is: there's actually an online tool that generates Minecraft logo-style text.
+Lyrics: |-
+    (Um, hi. I've made a uh, piece of fanmusic for the um... new and cool webcomic, as you can see it's um, made in... Minecraft. I um, a— a bit about the piece, I um, sort of imagined it as being a um, theme song for the... entire you know, story um, oh I guess the um, word "Anthem" describes that. I guess I'll call it "Anthem" then... yeah let's um, play.)
+
+    (Alright um, you can probably still hear me and that would interrupt the um, music, I'll mute myself... yeah.)
+
+    (I um... hope you enjoyed my music. Yeah, bye.)
+---
+Track: Three in the Medley
+Duration: '3:58'
+Artists:
+- Interrobang
+Cover Artists:
+- Hadron
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-medley
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJtJAFaaCtg
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Three in the Morning
+- track:three-in-the-morning-rj
+- track:explore
+- track:aggrieve
+- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
+- track:chorale-for-jaspers
+- Liquid Negrocity
+- track:MeGaLoVania
+- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
+Art Tags:
+- Jade
+---
+Track: Unity of Thorns
+Duration: '2:12'
+Artists:
+- JohnJRenns
+Cover Artists:
+- Hadron
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unity-of-thorns
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2om7yjI7nF0
+Art Tags:
+- blood (abstract)
+---
+Track: Hankage Fantazumu
+Duration: '1:53'
+Artists:
+- Difarem
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hankage-fantazumu
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6px46mr4C1k
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm
+Art Tags:
+- Jade
+Lyrics: |-
+    (The vocals are purportedly parts of Damara's dialogue run through Vocaloid, with syllables cut out to match the song. Sorry I don't have actual lyrics for you.)
+---
+Track: i am sititng in a buttock
+Duration: '7:20'
+Artists:
+- MrCheeze
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-sititng-in-a-buttock
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9AV9vgGJO8
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Bowman's Credit Score
+Lyrics: |-
+    I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? The number I’m thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It’s between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that’s between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It’s my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and grab it for me? I’m thinking that it’s seven hundred and twenty, and that it’s between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and grab it? It’s a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and get it? I’m thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between my buttocks. Won’t you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number is between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it’s between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number that could save you a lot of money. It’s between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot of money between my buttocks! But I’m thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four fifty and eight fifty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Fortunately, seven hundred and twenty is this number, because it is between four hundred and fifty and eight hundred and fifty. But I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be between my buttocks, and it could save you a lot of money. The higher this number between my buttocks is, the more money it could save you! I’m thinking of a number though, that is between my buttocks. It is still seven hundred and twenty. Won’t you reach in and grab seven hundred and twenty for me? Don’t grab four fifty or eight fifty, as these are the two extremes. These are not my free credit score. My free credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but I’m thinking that you can reach in and grab it because it is between my buttocks. The number between my buttocks happens to be, well, I’m thinking that it’s seven hundred and twenty. But I could be wrong. Because your number could be anywhere between four fifty and eight fifty. I’m THINKING of a number...
+---
+Track: can you give me a HAND
+Duration: '2:35'
+Artists:
+- Pipko Fanfare
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/can-you-give-me-a-hand
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AZ556Deeb8
+Referenced Tracks:
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+- track:showtime-piano-refrain
+- track:showtime-original-mix
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Jack Noir
+- John
+---
+Track: Usurp
+Duration: '1:44'
+Artists:
+- flagellumVagueness
+Cover Artists:
+- Cryptanark
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/usurp
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0koQxAoc2Ik
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:explore
+- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
+Art Tags:
+- Jaed
+- Beq
+- WQ
+- Prospit
+- Jade
+- Becquerel
+---
+Track: a color this shirt also comes in
+Duration: '2:28'
+Artists:
+- Noisemaker
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-color-this-shirt-also-comes-in
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k-L_dQBVro
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:black
+Art Tags:
+- Jack Noir
+---
+Track: fun cat song :3 :3
+Duration: '1:05'
+Artists:
+- JohnJRenns
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fun-cat-song-3-3
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqjyjXP-gPg
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:chorale-for-jaspers
+Directory: fun-cat-song
+Art Tags:
+- Jaspers
+- LoLaR
+---
+Track: Completely Delusional
+Duration: '2:26'
+Artists:
+- Pipko Fanfare
+Cover Artists:
+- Hadron
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/completely-delusional
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKgGAsAqQxs
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Black Rose / Green Sun
+- track:chorale-for-jaspers
+Art Tags:
+- Rose
+- Jaspers
+- Jhon
+- Dabe
+- Dadd
+- John
+- Dave
+- John's dad
+---
+Track: upp word(s) movmeant (Fanon Edit)
+Duration: '3:47'
+Artists:
+- artist:kobacat
+Contributors:
+- Pipko Fanfare (Drums)
+- Ngame (Drums)
+- Minish (Kazoos)
+- Makin
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upp-word-s-movmeant-fanon-edit
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxwFqTec88
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
+- Descend
+- Snow halation
+- Gangnam Style
+- Bowman's Credit Score
+- Meet the Flintstones
+- track:the-baby-is-you
+- Michael Bowman Remix
+- HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+Sampled Tracks:
+- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
+- Descend
+- Snow halation
+- Gangnam Style
+- Bowman's Credit Score
+- Meet the Flintstones
+- 7 GRAND DAD but not the song but the actual meme origin
+- track:the-baby-is-you
+- track:bowman-remix
+- HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+- 'SHOUTOUTS TO SIMPLEFLIPS VINESAUCE JERMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmK98ehX6rc'
+Art Tags:
+- Dabe
+- Dave
+Lyrics: |-
+    Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi (<i>This feeling, it's strange, isn't it?</i>)
+    Sora kara futte kita mitai (<i>It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky</i>)
+    Tokubetsu na kisetsu no iro ga (<i>The color of this special season</i>)
+    Tokimeki wo miseru yo (<i>Fills me with excitement</i>)
+
+    Hajimete deatta toki kara (<i>From the moment we met</i>)
+    Yokan ni sawagu kokoro no Melody (<i>The melody of my heart has been ringing with premonitions</i>)
+    Tomerarenai tomaranai naze (<i>It can’t be stopped, it won’t be stopped— why?</i>)
+
+    Todokete setsuna sa ni wa (<i>Ring out</i>)
+    Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation" (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>)
+    Omoi ga kasanaru made (<i>I can’t wait for our feelings to resonate</i>)
+    Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou (<i>It’s frustrating, but it’s a pure-hearted devotion called love</i>)
+
+    Opopopop, Op— Opopopop, Op— Opop, Op— Opop Opopopopop
+    Opopopop Op Op Op Op, Oppa Gangnam Style!
+
+    (I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty. I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my free credit score.)
+
+    (GRAND DAD!)
+
+    Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies [Babeatboxing]
+    Wahoo!
+
+    Michael Bowman
+    Michael Bowman
+
+    Bowman, Bowman, Bowman, Bowman
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    namwoB leahciM Michael Bowman
+
+    (I'M- I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK. KARKAT THE- THE HOMESTUCK MA- TH- THE GUY FROM HOMESTUCK YEAH THA- YEAH THA- THA- THAT GUY. I'M KARKAT- YOUR FAVORITE U- UNDERTALE.)
+
+    (I'M KAR KAT.)
+
+    Todokete setsuna sa ni wa (TELL YOUR MOM YOU WANNA MOVE OUT, JUST- I'M KARKAT, HEY UH-)
+    Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"
+    Omoi ga kasanaru made (I'M KARKAT Y-YOUR FAVORITE- I'M-I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK I'M UNDERTALE)
+    Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou (MY NAME IS KARKAT LISTEN, TO THIS-)
+
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Todokete setsuna sa ni wa)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation")
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Omoi ga kasanaru made)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+
+    (Shoutouts to Simpleflips, fuck!)
+---
+Track: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+Duration: '1:01'
+Artists:
+- o
+Cover Artists:
+- Niklink
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJUlEV-Rytg
+Art Tags:
+- Sweet Bro
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Niklink:</i>
+    This is just a SBaHJ panel with a bunch of filters run over it like a steamroller. I was aiming to emphasize the resemblance to 'The Scream'. I don't even remember what I did to that poor SBaHJ panel at this point, but I'm sure those emotions made their way into the final product.
+---
+Track: rolercoasteng in SPACE!??!??
+Duration: '2:48'
+Artists:
+- o
+Cover Artists:
+- Niklink
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rolercoasteng-in-space
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_peXrXc53U
+Referenced Tracks:
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+- Space Jam
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Niklink:</i>    
+    When [[artist:o]] sent in his 'songs' in a surprise show of appreciation for our musical efforts, I immediately nabbed the art spots for them, because I wanted the 'honor', I guess. In any case, I'd say my skill at creating track art was roughly on par with o's skill at creating music, so I guess it worked out fine. You just don't get that kind of rail wobbliness from a lesser artist, you know.
+Lyrics: |-
+    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
+    We got a real jam goin' down
+    Welcome to the Space Jam
+    Here's your chance, do your dance
+    At the Space Jam
+    Alright
+
+    Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
+    Come on and slam, if you wanna jam
+
+    Hey you, watcha gonna do
+    Hey you, watcha gonna do
+    Hey you, watcha gonna do
+    Hey you, watcha gonna do
+
+    Party people in the house let's go
+    It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
+    Pass that thing and watch me flex
+    Behind my back, you know what's next
+
+    To the jam, all in your face
+    Wassup (Wassup), just feel the bass
+    Drop it, rock it, down the room
+    Shake it, quake it, space kaboom!
+
+    Just work that body, work that body
+    Make sure you don't hurt nobody
+    Get wild and lose your mind
+    Take this thing into over-time
+
+    Hey DJ, turn it up
+    QCD, gon' burn it up
+    C'mon y'all get on the floor
+    So hey, let's go a'ight
+
+    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
+    We got a real jam goin' down
+    Welcome to the Space Jam
+    Here's your chance, do your dance
+    At the Space Jam
+    Alright
+
+    Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
+    We're gonna take it into overtime
+    Welcome to the Space Jam
+    Here's your chance, do your dance
+    At the Space Jam
+    Alright
+
+    C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!)
+    C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
+    C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!)
+    Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
+
+    C'mon and run, baby run
+    C'mon, c'mon, do it, run baby run
+    Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot
+    Oh, it's time to hoop, so shoot, baby shoot
+
+    C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
+    C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
+    C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
+    C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
+
+    Slam, bam, thank you ma'am
+    Get on the floor and jam
+    It's the QCD on the microphone
+    Girl you got me in the zone
+
+    C'mon, c'mon and start the game
+    Break it down, tell me your name
+    We the team, I'm the coach
+    Let's dance all night from coast to coast
+
+    Just slide, from left to right
+    Just slide, yourself enlight
+    QCD, drop the base
+    3-1-1 all in your face...
+---
+Track: ScArY roller coasteds!!
+Duration: '3:44'
+Artists:
+- o
+Cover Artists:
+- Niklink
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/scary-roller-coasteds
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFdmxeEUurw
+Referenced Tracks:
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+Art Tags:
+- Sweet Bro
+- Hella Jeff
+- Lord English
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Niklink:</i>
+    You know that old RollerCoaster Tycoon meme about MR BONES WILD RIDE? This is that, that's what this is. I also managed to sneak in a 720.
+---
+Track: suburbon contdon
+Duration: '0:39'
+Artists:
+- Minish
+Cover Artists:
+- Minish
+- Vriska Did Nothing Wrong
+Art Tags:
+- Germy
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/suburbon-contdon
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2e80WRHl4Y
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:sburban-countdown
+---
+Track: upways moving [jhon own dabe]
+Duration: '2:04'
+Artists:
+- Pipko Fanfare
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upways-moving-jhon-own-dabe
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJw-qkYIwXk
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Dabe
+- John
+- Dave
+Lyrics: |-
+    (Thank you daddy...)
+---
+Track: megalobelchia (fea.t live guitar battle!!!)!
+Duration: '3:12'
+Artists:
+- Peachy Petey
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalobelchia-fea-t-live-guitar-battle
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGvEDsNa6mg
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:megalovania-halloween
+- track:heir-of-grief
+- track:sburban-countdown
+- Homestuck Anthem
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Sans
+- John
+---
+Track: rekiuem fro kraket
+Duration: '4:49'
+Artists:
+- Minish
+Contributors:
+- swifterjack (Trombone)
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rekiuem-fro-kraket
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB6VPn8Ks_M
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Karkalicious
+Art Tags:
+- Kraket
+- Karkat
+Lyrics: |-
+    Four, three, two, fuck you
+
+    Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
+    Strider's beats are best suited to stroll— trolls hooked on phonics
+
+    Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco
+    She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
+    Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' her no favors
+    No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons
+
+    I'm Karkalicious, so delicious
+    No I don't do kismesis
+    And if you read any fanfics
+    All that shit is fictitious
+
+    I blow kisses... mwah?
+    Don't matter if we're just moirails
+    Trolls be lining down the veil
+    For a chance to fill a pail
+    
+    Four, three, two, fuck you
+    So delicious... super sweet
+    So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty
+    So delicious, even Egbert wants a piece of me
+    I'm Karkalicious, el el el el el el, like candy, candy
+
+    Karkalicious def
+    Karkalicious def
+    Goddammit, Doctor Scratch stop fucking around with my mic
+
+    Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy
+    And Nepeta's always squealing cute pet names like Karkitty
+    I'm K to the A, to-a-k— R, K, the A, the T
+    And the majority of pairings had better include me
+
+    I'm Karkalicious, so delicious
+    My body stays vicious
+    All the highbloods feelin' nervous
+    'Cuz I'm doing some fitness
+
+    Zahhak's my witness
+    Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
+    And he'll be needing all the towels
+    'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
+    
+    Four, three, two
+    So delicious... super sweet
+    So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty
+    So delicious, even Egbert wants a piece of me
+    I'm Karkalicious, now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out
+
+    Baby, baby
+    If you really want me
+    Honey get some patience
+    Maybe then you'll get a taste
+
+    I'll be tasty, tasty
+    I'll be laced with lacey
+    It's so tasty, tasty
+    It'll make you crazy
+
+    T to the A, to the S-T-Y, fuckin' tasty
+    T to the A, to the S-T-Y, fuckin' tasty
+    D to the eh-E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
+    D, to the E, to the, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you
+
+    All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood
+    I just wanna say it now [incoherent mumbling] I just don't want you to know
+    And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
+    But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
+
+    Terezi says I smell, delicious so delicious
+    No I don't do kismesis
+    And if you read any fanfics
+    All that shit is fictitious
+
+    I blow kisses, mwah
+    Don't matter if we're just moirails
+    Trolls be lining down the veil
+    For a chance to fill a pail
+
+    Four, three, two, fuck you, my body stays vicious
+    Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
+    Nepeta's my witness, meow, I'll even let her first ship sail
+    Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
+
+    So delicious, Eridan see
+    So delicious, you can trust me
+    So delicious, I'll help you be
+    I'm Karkalicious, li-li-like candy, candy
+
+    It's so delicious, ey ey ey ey
+    So delicious, ey ey ey ey
+    I'm Karkalicious she says my blood is like candy, candy
+
+    T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
+    T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
+    T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
+    T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the—
+
+    To the D to the E, to the— the L-I-S-C-U-O-S
+    To the D to the E, to the L-I-S-C-I-O-U-S
+    To the D to the E, to the L-I-S-C-I-O-U-S
+    To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second!
+
+    (Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song, I mean whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY, was this Fergie duf-douchemuffin illiterate or something, what do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music, what the fuck even is Will Smith doing, he doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit I quit.)
+---
+Track: lame and old webcomic voluem 10 (MEGA MILX)
+Duration: '10:25'
+Artists:
+- Niklink
+Cover Artists:
+- Niklink
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lame-and-old-webcomic-voluem-10-mega-milx
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asM4qGQ35z4
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Creata
+- Train
+- track:of-gods-and-witches-vol-10
+- Beatup
+- You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die)
+- Sound Judgement
+- Aggrievocation
+- Stride
+- Skaian Overdrive
+- Freefall
+- Moonsweater
+- Castle
+- Skaian Happy Flight
+- Voidlight
+- Beatdown DX
+- Solar Voyage
+- Feel (Alive)
+- Breeze
+- Starfall
+- Ascend
+- Lilith in Starlight
+- Thanks for Playing
+- Renewed Return
+- THIS Pumpkin
+- Conclude
+- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+Art Tags:
+- John
+- Rose
+- Dave
+- Jade
+- Jane
+- Roxy
+- Dirk
+- Jake
+- Consorts
+- Earth
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Niklink:</i>
+    I- ok. I can explain, okay?
+
+    This is an oblique reference to the album [[album:medium]]. When it was initially released, there was a lot of speculation, particularly on the MSPA Forums, around the idea of combining or layering the different tracks on the album to find cool mashups, particularly the matching song pairs for each Land. It was even implied that this was a specific musical choice by [[artist:clark-powell]], to make 'hidden' music (she immediately denied this, but it had no effect). Ultimately it culminated in the creation of 'Medium - Mega Mix', which was for all intents and purposes all eight tracks in the album sandwiched on top of one another into an ungodly sound wall, which was nevertheless positively received by fans. This worthless shitpost of a song is based on that phenomenon, as well as being a sort of 'tribute' to [[album:homestuck-vol-10]] which had after all been the insipration to establish CaNMT in the first place.
+
+    Also in a way, getting the obvious unfunny ear torture shitposts out of the way early on meant subsequent CaNMT musicians would be forced to innovate. So, in a sense, you're welcome?
+---
+Track: dono't dsiturmpt plsthx
+Duration: '2:44'
+Artists:
+- Peachy Petey
+Cover Artists:
+- Aiden Griffin Hanks
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/donot-dsiturmpt-plsthx
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCovS2tbaXg
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Atomic Bonsai
+- track:bon-voyage-amigo
+Sampled Tracks:
+- Skype
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- John
+---
+Track: you are a furry
+Duration: '2:08'
+Artists:
+- Pipko Fanfare
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-are-a-furry
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7AJM64oz1U
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Sunslammer
+- Gardener
+- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
+- Dogsong
+Art Tags:
+- Jaed
+- Jade
+---
+Track: Tycoontime
+Duration: '0:56'
+Artists:
+- Ngame
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoontime
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pfnwTJUfM
+Referenced Tracks:
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+- track:showtime-piano-refrain
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- John
+- Gate
+---
+Track: ultimite fite!!!
+Duration: '0:58'
+Artists:
+- MrCheeze
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimite-fite
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJLt3FtFBKk
+Referenced Tracks:
+- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
+- track:skies-of-skaia
+- track:beatdown-strider-style
+- track:doctor
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Dabe
+- John
+- Dave
+- Skaia
+---
+Track: Tycoon
+Duration: '3:23'
+Artists:
+- Noisemaker
+Cover Artists:
+- Noisemaker
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoon
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCEVLHyvBw
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Rex Duodecim Angelus
+- track:beatdown-strider-style
+- track:MeGaLoVania
+- Descend
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Dabe
+- Kraket
+- Dadd
+- John
+- Dave
+- Karkat
+- John's dad
+---
+Track: Doctoral Degree
+Duration: '1:50'
+Artists:
+- Difarem
+Cover Artists:
+- miraculousAvantgarde
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctoral-degree
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHPj3MOR-iI
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:doctor
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- John
+---
+Track: V A P O R S T U C K
+Duration: '2:07'
+Artists:
+- Avianzo
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/v-a-p-o-r-s-t-u-c-k
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLvPAogDkaw
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Elevatorstuck
+Directory: vaporstuck-canv1
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- John
+---
+Track: 'kis da boy #<3 #<3 #otp #aaAAAAAA #OMFG #!!!'
+Duration: '1:58'
+Artists:
+- Wheals
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/kis-da-boy-3-3-otp-aaaaaaaa-omfg
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyDGjVfXuqU
+Directory: kis-da-boy
+Art Tags:
+- Hrates Bocars
+- HB
+---
+Track: The beginning of... something
+Duration: '2:37'
+Artists:
+- No Funny Name
+Cover Artists:
+- No Funny Name
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-beginning-of-something
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMl0Q8tncs
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Gardener
+- track:dissension-original
+Lyrics: |-
+    (I give up. I've been trying to make this track for... a week now, and... that's all I got. Practically nothing.
+    
+    Do you people realize how little music Jade has to begin with? She really only has [[Gardener]] and [[track:dissension-original|Dissension]], the two songs you just heard. To take those, remix them into a workable song, add my own stuff, and then deliberately make it sound shitty to fit in with the rest of the Cool and New Web Comic... That, I, that's not really an excuse, other musicians have done far more with far less... the rest of this album is proof enough of that.
+    
+    I guess what it comes down to, is that... I'm not just not as good of a musician, or, really, artist of any way. I don't have talent. I think Hussie said something like "it actually takes a large amount of skill to get Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff to the perfect amount of shittiness"... and I don't have the drive or talent or skill to do that, or really anything.
+    
+    I mean... I did take piano composition classes through middle school but... I haven't done anything since then so... it's almost as if I'd done nothing. And here I am in the middle of a team of people who are actually... putting effort into making good — if difficult to listen to — music, and... I'm left wondering exactly what I can bring to the table.
+    
+    ...Nothing, really. I've thought long and hard about it, and... that's my answer. Nothing. I guess there's only one thing left to do.
+    
+    "To: Cool and New Web Comic Music Team. Subject: Resignation. Body: I regret to inform you that I will no longer be creating music with all of you. Good luck in the future, I'm out." Guess I'm really doing this, huh?
+    
+    Send.)
+---
+Track: P E N U M B R A
+Duration: '3:23'
+Artists:
+- TirantBacon
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/p-e-n-u-m-b-r-a
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Am2bnbISkY
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm
+Directory: penumbra-canv1
+---
+Track: Before.
+Duration: '2:25'
+Artists:
+- Hadron
+Cover Artists:
+- Hadron
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/before
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5eL2PCA43g
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Homestuck
+Art Tags:
+- Earth
+---
+Track: BLAPCK
+Duration: '2:50'
+Artists:
+- Monifate
+- Frikiman
+Cover Artists:
+- MrCheeze
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blapck
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnC1c9qewrc
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:black
+- SBAHJ THE MOVIE 1
+Sampled Tracks:
+- The Corner
+- SBAHJ THE MOVIE 1
+Art Tags:
+- Jack Noir
+Lyrics: |-
+    I'm a member of the-
+    I'm a member of the-
+    I—
+
+    I—
+
+    (—Dutton. Last summer I came back here to Baltimore, Maryland, to film a story about life on the corner. I grew up and hung out—)
+    
+    I'm a member of the-
+    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
+
+    I'm a member of the-
+    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
+    I'm a- I'm a- I'm a member of the-
+    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
+---
+Track: xistmas soong
+Duration: '1:18'
+Artists:
+- Monifate
+Cover Artists:
+- Makin
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/xistmas-soong
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4zu-R5Koa8
+Art Tags:
+- Hecka Jef
+- Swet Bro
+- Hella Jeff
+- Sweet Bro
+Lyrics: |-
+    in this cresmas we will do lotsa stuff
+    because thats was all christmas about
+    and also about some dude that was born some time ago maybe?????
+
+    and crismos is all about singing and dancing and eating lots of candeeeey
+    and theres allso some guy that gives you presents for some reason
+    but there are also times when your pressent is not what you liked???
+    but then you can also do snowwfeights
+    and also do snowwmennn
+
+    but the best is there is also lotsof
+    KETCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Monifate:</i>
+    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAg2HGPrjWs?t=2212">Song's original performance in Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive</a>)
+---
+Track: SpaceBro
+Duration: '3:26'
+Artists:
+- Minish
+Cover Artists:
+- Minish
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacebro
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ogJ3H_z-44
+Referenced Tracks:
+- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
+- Space Jam
+Lyrics: |-
+    (This is just GameBro and Space Jam playing on top of each other. Just look up the lyrics for those.)
+---
+Track: 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO
+Duration: '4:13'
+Artists:
+- Cryptanark
+Contributors:
+- Aris Martinian (Synth)
+Cover Artists:
+- Cryptanark
+Cover Art File Extension: jpg
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/25x-showdown-combo
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr3qCAXxPVQ
+Referenced Tracks:
+- track:vigilante-cornered
+- Liquid Negrocity
+- track:aggrieve
+- Penumbra Phantasm
+- track:MeGaLoVania
+- track:sburban-countdown
+- track:doctor
+- Dawn of Man
+- track:explore
+- Bowman's Credit Score
+- Terezi's Theme
+- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
+- The Blind Prophet
+- Hate You
+- The La2t Frontiier
+- track:showtime-original-mix
+- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
+- track:skies-of-skaia
+- Meet the Flintstones
+- Homestuck
+- Showdown
+- Feel (Alive)
+- Carne Vale
+- Vriska's Theme
+- Crystalmethequins
+- Wonderwall
+Art Tags:
+- Rose
+- Dave
+- Karkat
+- Terezi
+- Vriska
+- Meenah
+- Caliborn
+- Jack Noir
+- DD
+- John's dad
+- Lil Cal
+- Skaia
+- LoWaS
+- Meteor
+- Earth
+- Ruined Earth
+Lyrics: |-
+    I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money... and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.
+---
+Track: ~~~~ figting spirit ~~~~
+Duration: '2:03'
+Artists:
+- MrCheeze
+Contributors:
+- Pipko Fanfare (Tin Whistle)
+- swifterjack (Trombone)
+- Difarem (Violin)
+- Wheals (Piano)
+- Minish (Kazoo)
+Cover Artists:
+- MrCheeze
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/figting-spirit
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlgicf91i5w
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Fighting Spirit
+Art Tags:
+- Jhon
+- Rose
+- Dabe
+- Jaed
+- John
+- Dave
+- Jade
+---
+Track: go down (Fanon Cut)
+Duration: '2:28'
+Artists:
+- Difarem
+Has Cover Art: false
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/go-down-fanon-cut
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDnYLXgl6pQ
+Referenced Tracks:
+- Flare
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+- track:endless-climb
+- track:sburban-jungle
+- track:beatdown-strider-style
+- Liquid Negrocity
+- track:MeGaLoVania
+---
+Track: Cool and New Web Comic
+Duration: '2:24'
+Artists:
+- JohnJRenns
+Cover Artists:
+- Niklink
+URLs:
+- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-web-comic
+- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzWSa9d4GDQ
+Referenced Tracks:
+- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
+- Homestuck
+- Homestuck Anthem
+- Cascade (Beta)
+- Freefall
+Art Tags:
+- Hecka Jef
+- Hella Jeff
+- Earth
+Commentary: |-
+    <i>Niklink:</i>
+    Another art self-assignment, but I think it ended up alright. It's of course a SBaHJ-ified parody of the Homestuck 'title screen' flash with the adventure name, parallelling this song being intended to be CaNWC's counterpart to [[Homestuck]] and [[Homestuck Anthem]].