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diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-volume-v.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-volume-v.yaml
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--- a/album/cool-and-new-volume-v.yaml
+++ b/album/cool-and-new-volume-v.yaml
@@ -32,10 +32,10 @@ Commentary: |-
     UPDATE: Since the release of this album, George Buzinkai has passed away. They were an inspiration to all of us and will be sorely missed. Rest In Peace, George.
 
     <i>XenoZane:</i>
-    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-PC121GotA">CANWC Volume 3 Trailer</a>)
+    ([CANWC Volume 3 Trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-PC121GotA))
 
     <i>Ngame:</i>
-    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHjiWhS4Zks&t=2h09m16s">Community listening stream w/ chat</a>)
+    ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHjiWhS4Zks&t=2h09m16s))
 ---
 Track: Doctar
 Artists:
@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@ Lyrics: |-
     ([Unintelligible] Wait, something's going on with his EKG. What's wrong with him? I don't know, but this doesn't look good. We're losing him! He's dead.)
 Commentary: |-
     <i>Bin:</i>
-    For the longest time, I've felt that the track "Doctor", featured as track number 37 on the album "Homestuck Vol. 1-4" has gone unfairly unnoticed by the majority of Homestuckies and Buzinkai fans alike. Inspiration struck one day, and I decided to give this hidden gem some love. In a creative fervor, I threw open Audacity and sampled a heart rate monitor, musical senses coming to life as I pitched each individual beep. I was on a roll at this point, and a second wave of inspiration hit me where I least expected it. I pulled out my microphone and poured my soul into every voiceclip, the spirit of doctors everywhere flowing through me. With my newly acquired "medical license", I performed invasive surgery on the track, in a manner of speaking, and ended up with something I was more or less happy with. I'm pretty sure the song is only like twenty seconds long, so it wasn't really that hard, but I'm still proud of the achievement. On a side note, Buzinkai actually intentionally made the song to sound like a heart rate monitor, as he revealed in his <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsG71P_zEIE">explanation thing</a>, but I didn't know this until a few days after I made the track. I found that to be a funny coincidence.
+    For the longest time, I've felt that the track "Doctor", featured as track number 37 on the album "Homestuck Vol. 1-4" has gone unfairly unnoticed by the majority of Homestuckies and Buzinkai fans alike. Inspiration struck one day, and I decided to give this hidden gem some love. In a creative fervor, I threw open Audacity and sampled a heart rate monitor, musical senses coming to life as I pitched each individual beep. I was on a roll at this point, and a second wave of inspiration hit me where I least expected it. I pulled out my microphone and poured my soul into every voiceclip, the spirit of doctors everywhere flowing through me. With my newly acquired "medical license", I performed invasive surgery on the track, in a manner of speaking, and ended up with something I was more or less happy with. I'm pretty sure the song is only like twenty seconds long, so it wasn't really that hard, but I'm still proud of the achievement. On a side note, Buzinkai actually intentionally made the song to sound like a heart rate monitor, as he revealed in his [explanation thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsG71P_zEIE), but I didn't know this until a few days after I made the track. I found that to be a funny coincidence.
 
     Anyway, this song took me around ten minutes to make, so I hope you enjoy it.
 
@@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ Commentary: |-
     (don't even think about kinkyshaming me)
 
     <i>XenoZane:</i>
-    HEY ASSHOLE NICE WORK AND ALL BUT GUESS WHO'S THE ONE WITH A DIPLOMA HERE YEAH ITS ME SO YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT I WORKED MY ASS OFF IN MED SCHOOL TO GET THIS FUCKING DIPLOMA AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST FUCKING PULL THIS SHIT THINK AGAIN FUCKNUTS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I CAN END YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO YEAH REALLY GUESS WHOS ON THE OPERATING TABLE NOT FUCKING ME ITS YOU ASSHOLE SO WATCH YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BEFORE I PULL THE DAMN THING OFF YOU YOU SELFISH ARROGANT PRICK YOU CANT TELL ME HOW TO DO MY FUCKING JOB ASSHAT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT MED SCHOOL FOR THIS DIPLOMA AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON THE PHARMACY AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PERSCRIPTIONS I AM TRAINED IN MEDICAL WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP DOCTOR IN THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER PATIENT I WILL PERSCRIBE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH MEDICINE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH MARK MY FUCKING WORDS YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME FROM ON THE OPERATING TABLE THINK AGAIN FUCKER AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF NURSES ACROSS THE HOSPITAL AND YOUR LIFE IS BEING SAVED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE OPERATION, MAGGOT THE OPERATION THAT SAVES THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE YOU'RE FUCKING SAVED KID I CAN BE ANYWHERE ANYTIME AND I CAN PERSCRIBE YOU OVER SEVEN HUNDRED MEDICATIONS AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE DIPLOMA NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED SURGERY BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE COLLECTION OF THE UNITED STATES PHARMACIES AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO SAVE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT YOU LITTLE SHIT IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY OPERATION YOUR LITTLE "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BUT YOU COULDN'T YOU DIDN'T AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE YOU GODDAMN IDIOT I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT YOU'RE FUCKING SAVED KIDDO YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE I MADE MY OWN VARIATION OF THE NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA ON THE SPOT THATS HOW FUCKING PISSED I AM SERIOUSLY DO YOU KNOW THE SHIT I GO THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS I BET YOU DONT YOU LOW LIFE PROBABLY WORKING AT MCDONALDS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY FAST FOOD PLACE BARELY SCRAPING BY WHILE I RAKE IN THE CASH FOR SAVING FUCKING LIVES IF ONLY YOU HADNT DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL AND DISAPPOINTED YOUR PARENTS YOU WOULDNT BE IN THIS SHITTY SITUATION BUT YOU PISSED ME OFF AND NOW YOURE GONNA PAY THE PRICE, YOU FUCKING MORON MY LIFE IS HELL AND I HAVE CRUMBLING MARRAIGE THATS ONLY HELD TOGETHER BY MY OVERLY HIGH INCOME MY WIFE HATES ME BUT SHE STICKS AROUND BECAUSE SHE DOESNT HAVE TO WORK FUCK MY LIFE BUT THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN MY OWN LIFE IS YOURS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THINKING YOU CAN JUST SAY THIS SHIT TO ME YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD TIME ASSHOLE AND NOW YOURE REALLY GONNA PAY FOR IT I AM SO FUCKING FURIOUS  IF IT WERENT FOR MY ANGER ISSUE CLASSES IM TAKING AS A LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO TURN MY LIFE AROUND YOUD BE FUCKING DEAD WHERE YOU LIE FOR SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME, FUCKASS. THIS JOB IS ONE OF THE MOST HARD AND STRESSFUL THINGS EVER AND MY WEAK HUMAN BODY AND MIND CANT TAKE IT FUCK YOU FOR BRINGING BACK ALL THIS ANGER THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO TRY AND FIX IM GONNA TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON MY CHILD AND WIFE WHEN I GET HOME BECAUSE IM ACTUALLY AN ABUSIVE FATHER AND SPOUSE BECAUSE THE FRSUTRATION OF MY OWN MISTAKES IN LIFE CAUSE ME TO DO FUCKED UP SHIT TO POOR LITTLE EMILY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PRICK YOU CANT SAY THIS SHIT TO ME YOU DIPLOMALESS RETARD THATS RIGHT RETARD YOU ARE A FUCKING MENTALLY RETARTED SHITSTAIN WHO THINKS THEYRE BETTER THAN EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING KNOW SHIT GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING DONT SO DONT EVEN TRY TO TALK TO ME YOU FUCKING SELFISH ASSHOLE LEARN SOME RESPECT FOR THE PERSON SAVING YOUR LIFE AND DONT EVEN TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB I FUCKING HAVE A DIPLOMA I WASTED YEARS OF MY LIFE IN COLLEGD TO EARN THIS FUCKING THING AND GODDAMNIT IF I WONT LET YOU KNOW IT OYU SELFISH ASSHOLE I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO BECOME A DOCTOR AND YOU FUCKING SAY THIS SHIT LIKE YOU RULE THE WORLD GUESS WHAT YOU DONT WAKE UP AND FACE THE MUSIC YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKIONG ASSHAT DONT EVEN TRY TO DEFEND YOURSELF YOU ENTITLED PRICK AND LEARN THE STRESS OF SAVING LIVES ON A DAILY BASIS (<a href="https://pastebin.com/V6Aw4qDb">http://pastebin.com/V6Aw4qDb</a>)
+    HEY ASSHOLE NICE WORK AND ALL BUT GUESS WHO'S THE ONE WITH A DIPLOMA HERE YEAH ITS ME SO YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT I WORKED MY ASS OFF IN MED SCHOOL TO GET THIS FUCKING DIPLOMA AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST FUCKING PULL THIS SHIT THINK AGAIN FUCKNUTS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I CAN END YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO YEAH REALLY GUESS WHOS ON THE OPERATING TABLE NOT FUCKING ME ITS YOU ASSHOLE SO WATCH YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BEFORE I PULL THE DAMN THING OFF YOU YOU SELFISH ARROGANT PRICK YOU CANT TELL ME HOW TO DO MY FUCKING JOB ASSHAT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT MED SCHOOL FOR THIS DIPLOMA AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON THE PHARMACY AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PERSCRIPTIONS I AM TRAINED IN MEDICAL WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP DOCTOR IN THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER PATIENT I WILL PERSCRIBE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH MEDICINE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH MARK MY FUCKING WORDS YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME FROM ON THE OPERATING TABLE THINK AGAIN FUCKER AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF NURSES ACROSS THE HOSPITAL AND YOUR LIFE IS BEING SAVED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE OPERATION, MAGGOT THE OPERATION THAT SAVES THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE YOU'RE FUCKING SAVED KID I CAN BE ANYWHERE ANYTIME AND I CAN PERSCRIBE YOU OVER SEVEN HUNDRED MEDICATIONS AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE DIPLOMA NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED SURGERY BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE COLLECTION OF THE UNITED STATES PHARMACIES AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO SAVE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT YOU LITTLE SHIT IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY OPERATION YOUR LITTLE "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BUT YOU COULDN'T YOU DIDN'T AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE YOU GODDAMN IDIOT I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT YOU'RE FUCKING SAVED KIDDO YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE I MADE MY OWN VARIATION OF THE NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA ON THE SPOT THATS HOW FUCKING PISSED I AM SERIOUSLY DO YOU KNOW THE SHIT I GO THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS I BET YOU DONT YOU LOW LIFE PROBABLY WORKING AT MCDONALDS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY FAST FOOD PLACE BARELY SCRAPING BY WHILE I RAKE IN THE CASH FOR SAVING FUCKING LIVES IF ONLY YOU HADNT DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL AND DISAPPOINTED YOUR PARENTS YOU WOULDNT BE IN THIS SHITTY SITUATION BUT YOU PISSED ME OFF AND NOW YOURE GONNA PAY THE PRICE, YOU FUCKING MORON MY LIFE IS HELL AND I HAVE CRUMBLING MARRAIGE THATS ONLY HELD TOGETHER BY MY OVERLY HIGH INCOME MY WIFE HATES ME BUT SHE STICKS AROUND BECAUSE SHE DOESNT HAVE TO WORK FUCK MY LIFE BUT THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN MY OWN LIFE IS YOURS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THINKING YOU CAN JUST SAY THIS SHIT TO ME YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD TIME ASSHOLE AND NOW YOURE REALLY GONNA PAY FOR IT I AM SO FUCKING FURIOUS  IF IT WERENT FOR MY ANGER ISSUE CLASSES IM TAKING AS A LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO TURN MY LIFE AROUND YOUD BE FUCKING DEAD WHERE YOU LIE FOR SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME, FUCKASS. THIS JOB IS ONE OF THE MOST HARD AND STRESSFUL THINGS EVER AND MY WEAK HUMAN BODY AND MIND CANT TAKE IT FUCK YOU FOR BRINGING BACK ALL THIS ANGER THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO TRY AND FIX IM GONNA TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON MY CHILD AND WIFE WHEN I GET HOME BECAUSE IM ACTUALLY AN ABUSIVE FATHER AND SPOUSE BECAUSE THE FRSUTRATION OF MY OWN MISTAKES IN LIFE CAUSE ME TO DO FUCKED UP SHIT TO POOR LITTLE EMILY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PRICK YOU CANT SAY THIS SHIT TO ME YOU DIPLOMALESS RETARD THATS RIGHT RETARD YOU ARE A FUCKING MENTALLY RETARTED SHITSTAIN WHO THINKS THEYRE BETTER THAN EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING KNOW SHIT GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING DONT SO DONT EVEN TRY TO TALK TO ME YOU FUCKING SELFISH ASSHOLE LEARN SOME RESPECT FOR THE PERSON SAVING YOUR LIFE AND DONT EVEN TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB I FUCKING HAVE A DIPLOMA I WASTED YEARS OF MY LIFE IN COLLEGD TO EARN THIS FUCKING THING AND GODDAMNIT IF I WONT LET YOU KNOW IT OYU SELFISH ASSHOLE I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO BECOME A DOCTOR AND YOU FUCKING SAY THIS SHIT LIKE YOU RULE THE WORLD GUESS WHAT YOU DONT WAKE UP AND FACE THE MUSIC YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKIONG ASSHAT DONT EVEN TRY TO DEFEND YOURSELF YOU ENTITLED PRICK AND LEARN THE STRESS OF SAVING LIVES ON A DAILY BASIS ([http://pastebin.com/V6Aw4qDb](https://pastebin.com/V6Aw4qDb))
 ---
 Track: Doctor Dies
 Artists:
@@ -705,7 +705,7 @@ Lyrics: |-
     [screaming]
 Commentary: |-
     <i>MBI:</i>
-    Hah, I don't even know what to say. My original intention was to create a "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wss5kuL2zro">This video contains win</a>" YTP styled Doctor remix. I'd like to think I succeeded to some degree. Inspiration strukc in the form of tha <a href="">Sonic 25th anniversary Livestream</a>, the annoying buzzing noise ever present giving me a second instrument. After that, I figured since I had included the Sonic 2 era cartoon and the present day sonic, I should include something from the Dreamcast era, hence the Robotnik/Obama conversation.
+    Hah, I don't even know what to say. My original intention was to create a "[This video contains win](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wss5kuL2zro)" YTP styled Doctor remix. I'd like to think I succeeded to some degree. Inspiration strukc in the form of tha <html:a href="">Sonic 25th anniversary Livestream</a>, the annoying buzzing noise ever present giving me a second instrument. After that, I figured since I had included the Sonic 2 era cartoon and the present day sonic, I should include something from the Dreamcast era, hence the Robotnik/Obama conversation.
 
     "Fun" fact, I made this entire thing with a non-functional right earphone. If it sounds off, try disabling your right earphone so that you get the intended experience.
 
@@ -1322,7 +1322,7 @@ Sampled Tracks:
 - Tribal Ebonpyre
 Commentary: |-
     <i>cookiefonster:</i>
-    I didn't know what else to do for this track art so I edited an image from my Detective Pony dramatic reading. Did I mention that you should stop whatever you're doing right now and read <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/2427119/">Detective Pony</a>? It's an absolute work of art.
+    I didn't know what else to do for this track art so I edited an image from my Detective Pony dramatic reading. Did I mention that you should stop whatever you're doing right now and read [Detective Pony](https://archiveofourown.org/works/2427119/)? It's an absolute work of art.
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 Track: Troubleshooter
 Artists: