review: lyrics

1 files changed, 76 insertions, 58 deletions

diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml
index bcd7845..a907a08 100644
--- a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml
+++ b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-3.yaml
@@ -309,7 +309,7 @@ Sampled Tracks:
 - Feel (Alive)
 - Mutiny (crapapella)
 Lyrics: |-
-    I LOVE YOU DOGGY!
+    (I LOVE YOU DOGGY!)
 Commentary: |-
     <i>MrCheeze:</i> (Composer)
     I liek this song
@@ -369,7 +369,7 @@ Lyrics: |-
     How do I
     Get through one night without you?
     If I had to live without you
-    What kinda life would that be?
+    What kind of life would that be?
 
     Oh and I
     I need you in my arms, need you to hold
@@ -520,7 +520,11 @@ Referenced Tracks:
 - track:hardlyquin
 Sampled Tracks:
 - track:hardlyquin
-- Multiple Nicolas Cage movies
+- Matchstick Men
+- The Wicker Man
+- Vampire's Kiss
+- The Rock
+- Snake Eyes
 Lyrics: |-
     Have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten until you, PISSED, BLOOD!
     OH, NO, NOT THE BEES!
@@ -528,8 +532,7 @@ Lyrics: |-
     H I J K L-M-N-O-P! (What do you say we cut the chit-chat, A-hole!) (Peter!)
     Q R S, T U V W-X-Y-Z! (Oh, Peter...)
     DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
-    That was the plan, to give you a small loan of 720 million dollars
-    and you got one!
+    (That was the plan, to give you a small loan of 720 million dollars and you got one!)
 Commentary: |-
     <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer)
     What's the logical step past spooky boner-inducing Nic Cage? Nightmare Fuel Nic Cage.
@@ -537,13 +540,13 @@ Commentary: |-
     Help me.
 
     <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Artist)
-    WITHIN THE RAMBLINGS OF ONE WARPED BY AGE
-    LIES THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF NICOLAS CAGE
-    A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR OF RIDICULE AND SHAME
-    YET NOW ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PLAY A GAMES
-    O LOOK THROUGH THESE SOUNDS FROM A PECULIAR MAN
-    TO ANSWER THE QUESTION: WHAT IS HIS PLAN?
-    THOUGH THE ANSWER, YOU'LL FIND, IS DESPITE ALL THAT'S THERE,
+    WITHIN THE RAMBLINGS OF ONE WARPED BY AGE<br>
+    LIES THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF NICOLAS CAGE<br>
+    A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR OF RIDICULE AND SHAME<br>
+    YET NOW ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PLAY A GAMES<br>
+    O LOOK THROUGH THESE SOUNDS FROM A PECULIAR MAN<br>
+    TO ANSWER THE QUESTION: WHAT IS HIS PLAN?<br>
+    THOUGH THE ANSWER, YOU'LL FIND, IS DESPITE ALL THAT'S THERE,<br>
     HE REMAINS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRICKLY PEAR
 ---
 Track: ULTRA CHORALE REMIX MEDLEY
@@ -678,22 +681,26 @@ Referenced Tracks:
 Sampled Tracks:
 - We Are Number One
 - Trickster Mode (Engage)
+- 'Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'
 - The Nutshack Intro
 - track:doctor
 - Killers
 Lyrics: |-
-    Hey!
-    The DNA of the soul...
+    Hey! (Memes. The DNA of the soul.)
+    (It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack)
+    We are number one, hey!
+    (It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack, It's the Nutshack)
     We are number one!
-    (It's the Nutshack)
-    We are number one!
-    Listen closely... here's a little lesson in trickery.
-    This is going down in history.
-    If you wanna be a villain number one,
-    You have to chase a superhero on the run.
-    Just follow my moves, and sneak around.
-    Be careful not to make a sound.
-    Shh.
+  
+    Now listen closely
+    Here's a little lesson in trickery
+    This is going down in history
+    If you wanna be a villain number one
+    You have to chase a superhero on the run
+
+    Just follow my moves, and sneak around
+    Be careful not to make a sound
+    (Shh!)
 Commentary: |-
     <i>olkiswerve:</i> (Composer)
     Sorry Bambosh
@@ -705,6 +712,8 @@ Track: jane blast off but to the tune of we are number one but in major but with
 Directory: jane-blast-off-but
 Artists:
 - StarlightCalliope
+Contributors:
+- Aris Martinian (nyahs)
 Cover Artists:
 - Shadok
 Art Tags:
@@ -720,10 +729,10 @@ Referenced Tracks:
 Sampled Tracks:
 - Game Grumps
 Lyrics: |-
-    Whaaaaaaat? Baboom! Rocket, to the moon!
-    I got in my spaceship, and it went up, and it- and it went [imitates rocket blasting off]. 
-    I was fucking nervous, I got butterflies in my stomach!
-    Sorry
+    (Whaaaaaaat? Baboom!) (Nyah)
+    (Rocket, to the moon! I got in my spaceship, and it went up, and it- and it went [imitates rocket blasting off].) (Nyah, nyah)
+    (I was fucking nervous, I got butterflies in my stomach!) (Nyah nyah)
+    (Sorry.)
 Commentary: |-
     <i>StarlightCalliope:</i> (Composer)
     I don't know what compelled me to create this track in all honesty. The person that was signed up to do this track apparently hadn't signed themselves up, so I decided to take this spot. A few days prior to me claiming this spot, ost had said, "Nyah," in a really cute voice on their private server, and I had recorded it. I decided to do a full song that would include it. Of course, the nyahs slowly got drowned out as I added more to the song. I remembered that there was a relevant quote from Game Grumps when I was rewatching the flash, and then I overlayed that ontop of the nyahs and We Are Number One that I had put into the project file. All in all, definitely the best song I've ever made.
@@ -799,14 +808,12 @@ Sampled Tracks:
 - Loud Nigra
 - rose pragnant
 Lyrics: |-
-    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-    AAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAA
-    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
-    I came as fast as I could
-    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
-    I LOVE YOU DOGGY
-    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-    as fast as I could
+    [screaming]
+    (i came as fast as i could)
+    [screaming]
+    (I LOVE YOU DOGGY!)
+    [screaming]
+    (as fast as I could)
 Commentary: |-
     <i>Difarem:</i> (Composer)
     This track sucked so much LMMS literally refused to load it after having rendered it. No seriously it crashes every time i try to load it.
@@ -857,28 +864,31 @@ Referenced Tracks:
 - Horsecatska
 - Magical Dream Bed
 Sampled Tracks:
+- The Office S05E09
+- some other stuff maybe?
 - Horsecatska
 - Magical Dream Bed
 - Loud Nigra
 - Northernlion
 Lyrics: |-
-    NO, GOD
-    GRAB THE PUSSY
-    NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOO
-    You will never know my suffering, forever trapped inside this robotic husk
-    Alright that's great Jack I'll see you later
-    (oh no)
-    Sperm
-    Shove off but
-    Sperm
-    I'm sorry we can-we can go on a date first
-    Creme de la creme
-    Minecraft sex porn
+    (NOO GOD!) (GRAB THE PUSSY)
+    (NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!)
+    (You will never know my suffering, forever trapped inside this robotic husk.)
+    (Alright that's great Jack I'll see you later.)
+
+    (Oh no.)
+    (It's sperm.)
+    (Shove off.)
+    (Sperm)
+    (I'm sorry we ca-we can go on a date first [unintelligible])
+    (Creme de la creme)
+    (Minecraft sex porn.)
+
     [pretty sure this is Magical Dream Bed backwards]
-    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-    Oh my god, dicks, who's been drawing dicks
-    Hey you little bitch, I hate you, you'll have sex tonight
-    I'm incredibly turned on right now
+    [screaming]
+    (Oh my god, dicks! Who's been drawing dicks?
+    (Hey you little bitch, I hate you, you'll have sex tonight.)
+    (I'm incredibly turned on right now.)
 Commentary: |-
     <i>GoomFloops:</i> (Composer)
     Wow, [[track:radiation-is-now-on-youtube|how relevant! How new!]] This song represents the empty joy that comes from memes
@@ -967,21 +977,29 @@ Sampled Tracks:
 - Michael Bowman Remix
 - The Muppet Show
 Lyrics: |-
-    It's a Kermit the frog remix?
-    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
-    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
-    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
-    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
-    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit kermit kermit
+    It's a Kermit the frog remix
 
+    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
+    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
     Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
     Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
     Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
     Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
+
     Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
+
     Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
     Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
-    Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!
+    Kermit...
+
+    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
+    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
+    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
+    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
+    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
+    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
+    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
+    (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!)
 
     Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman
     Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman