review: lyrics

1 files changed, 90 insertions, 89 deletions

diff --git a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml
index 1e63e6d..6943919 100644
--- a/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml
+++ b/album/cool-and-new-homestuck-2.yaml
@@ -126,10 +126,14 @@ URLs:
 - https://youtu.be/ibVgl0kcMOY
 Referenced Tracks:
 - Frustracean
+- bootes
 - The Baby is You
+- rose pragnant
 Sampled Tracks:
 - Frustracean
+- bootes
 - The Baby is You
+- rose pragnant
 Commentary: |- 
     <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator)
     You know what? This time around I'll volunteer and comment on stuff that doesn't have commentary like Bambosh did last time. I hope it'll be good
@@ -137,13 +141,12 @@ Commentary: |-
     <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
     I drew the characters in the same style as my animations about “the baby is you” because memes
 Lyrics: |-
-    The baby-- is a baby
-    How, how how is that possible? (here!)
-    My god, someone needs to deliver this baby (I came as fast as I could!)
-    Mantitties in your face, mantitties in your face (No! No!) (I came as fast as I could!)
-    Please just reach inside
-    Let's sing a fucking song
-    The baby is you
+    (The baby... is a baby... is a baby...)
+    (How, how how is that possible?) (Here!)
+    (Someone needs to deliver this baby) (i came as fast as i could)
+    (Mantitties in your face!) (No! No, gross!) (Mantitties in your faaaace!) (i came as fast as i could)
+    (Please just reach inside me—) (LET'S SING A FUCKING SONG)
+    (The baby is you)
 ---
 Track: Intentional Pokemon
 Artists:
@@ -159,7 +162,6 @@ URLs:
 - https://youtu.be/i75dH5axjA8
 Referenced Tracks:
 - Infinity Mechanism
-# as far as I can tell, there's no melodic difference between fire red and red versions
 - track:battle-trainer-battle-pokemon-red-and-blue-versions
 - Alola Region Theme
 Commentary: |- 
@@ -332,36 +334,38 @@ Commentary: |-
     <i>Wheals:</i> (Artist)
     Griever made the original, cookie added some robot heads, i replaced them with more(??) relevant heads.
 Lyrics: |-
-    I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
+    I hate a moral coward one who lacks a manly spark
     I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
-    I always spend my evenings where there's women, wine, and song
-    But like a man, I always bring my little wife along!
+    I always spend my evenings where there's women wine and song
+    But like a man I always bring my little wife along
 
     I'm a member of the midnight crew
     I'm a night owl and a wise bird too
     Home with the milk in the morning
     Singing the same old song
-    Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
-    Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
-    Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
-    Make her a member of the midnight crew!
+    Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun
+    Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun
+    Bring your wife and trouble it will never trouble you
+    Make her a member of the midnight crew
+    Wawawawawawawawawawa
 
     The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
     So what's the use of going home until the break of day?
-    Now something confidential, whisper not above a breath
-    I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death
+    Now something confidential whisper not above a breath
+    I once went home at 2 AM and scared my wife to death
 
     I'm a member of the midnight crew
     I'm a night owl and a wise bird too
     Home with the milk in the morning
     Singing the same old song
-    Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
-    Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
-    Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
-    Make her a member of the midnight crew!
+    Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun
+    Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun
+    Bring your wife and trouble it will never trouble you
+    Make her a member of the midnight crew
+    Wawawawawawawawawawa
 
     I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run
-    Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
+    Although I didn't have a knife a blackjack or a gun
     I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
     I ran for home and six of them were running after me
 
@@ -369,10 +373,10 @@ Lyrics: |-
     I'm a night owl and a wise bird too
     Home with the milk in the morning
     Singing the same old song
-    Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
-    Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
-    Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
-    Make her a member of the midnight crew!
+    Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun
+    Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun
+    Bring your wife and trouble it will never trouble you
+    Make her a member of the midnight crew
 ---
 Track: dick coordinat
 Artists:
@@ -555,13 +559,11 @@ Lyrics: |-
     Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
     Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
 
-    Boy, fuck you Jake, fucking dumb, idiot, stupid
-    Come on Erisolsprite, go easy on me huh?
-    You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uhh guilt
-    White guilt milquetoast, piece of human garbage
-    Gee Erisolsprite that's-- y'know you're pretty mean to me but that takes the cake
-    I don't give a fuck, I'm Erisol-fucking-sprite, bitch
-    Now give me my fucking enchiladas
+    (Boy, fuck you Jake, fucking dumb, stupid, idiot—)
+    (Come on Erisolsprite, go easy on me huh?)
+    (You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uhh uh guilt, white guilt milquetoast, piece of human garbage.)
+    (Gee Erisolsprite that's— y'know you're pretty mean to me but that takes the cake!)
+    (I don't give a fuck, I'm Erisol-fucking-sprite, bitch! Now gimme my fucking enchiladas!)
 ---
 Track: hors
 Artists:
@@ -577,23 +579,19 @@ URLs:
 - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hors
 - https://youtu.be/4wAcl_lzDmE
 Referenced Tracks:
-- Horschestra STRONG Version
+- Tentacles
+- Horschestra
 - track:sburban-jungle
 - English
-- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme)
 Lyrics: |-
-    Holy fucking--
-    I am so ludicrously ****** strong
-    Whoops, pardon my language
-    That there was some ****** straight up dog
-    and I'm chagrined as ******
+    (Holy ******. I am so ludicrously ****** strong. Whoops, pardon my language. That there was some ****** straight up dog. And I'm chagrined as ******.)
 
     Neigh
     Neigh
-    Neigh Neigh
-    Neigh Neigh
-    Neigh Neigh
-    Neigh Neigh
+    Neigh neigh
+    Neigh neigh
+    Neigh neigh
+    Neigh neigh
     
     Neigh
     
@@ -603,7 +601,7 @@ Lyrics: |-
     Neigh
     Neigh
 
-    Touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles
+    (Touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles)
 
     Neigh
     
@@ -769,10 +767,10 @@ Commentary: |-
     <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Commentator)
     The track art doesn't have my ellipsis-based proof that Hussie isn't [[artist:o|o]] :jaedangery:
 Lyrics: |-
-    Hello, Kermit the frog here
-    Hello, Kermit the frog here
-    Hello, Kermit the frog here
-    Hello, Kermit the frog here
+    (Hello, Kermit the frog here.)
+    (Hello, Kermit the frog here.)
+    (Hello, Kermit the frog here.)
+    (Hello, Kermit the frog here.)
 ---
 Track: monsoonto
 Artists:
@@ -975,7 +973,7 @@ Referenced Tracks:
 - Happy Happy Christmas
 - Tunak Tunak Tun
 - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
-- The Next Episode
+- The Next Episode (Radio Edit)
 - track:ruins-undertale
 - track:harlequin
 - Problem Sleuth Theme
@@ -1012,7 +1010,7 @@ Sampled Tracks:
 - Bassline Junkie
 - X Gon' Give It to Ya
 - Super Smash Bros. Brawl Sound Effects
-- The Next Episode
+- The Next Episode (Radio Edit)
 - Backyard Fun
 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
@@ -1031,29 +1029,27 @@ Commentary: |-
     <i>Makin:</i> (Wikier)
     Yes, even after finding a few unreported tracks and moving non-musical samples to their own section, it's STILL 72 referenced melodies. Un fucking believable.
 Lyrics: |-
-    It's the-
-    OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD
+    It's the—
     OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD
+    OH MY GOD MY GOOOOOD
 
-    Fool me once (are you kidding me?)
-    Fool me twice (unintelligible)
-    Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you! (Oh, nigga!)
+    (Fool me once.) (Are you kidding me?) (Fool me twice.) [unintelligible] (Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you!) (Oh, nigga!)
 
-    OLE!
+    OLÉ!
 
-    GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
+    GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
     GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
 
-    [Animal crossing noises]
+    [Animal Crossing noises]
 
     C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!)
     C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
     C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!)
     Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
 
-    So they're finally here, performing for you,
-    If you know the words, you can join in too,
-    Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
+    So they're finally here, performing for you
+    If you know the words, you can join in too
+    Put your hands together, if you want to clap
     As we take you through, this monkey rap!
 
     Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
@@ -1080,20 +1076,17 @@ Lyrics: |-
     Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh)
     But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah)
 
-    READY? GO!
+    (READY? GO!)
 
-    PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!
-
-    SHARE STOCK!
+    (PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!)
+    (SHARE STOCK!)
 
     La-da-da-da-dah
     It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)
     La-da-da-da-dah
     It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)
 
-    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-    [other misc. screams]
+    [screaming]
 
     BACK, YARD, FUN!
 
@@ -1103,7 +1096,13 @@ Lyrics: |-
     Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe
     So, come on, and let's go!
 
-    I'm-- [shots]
+    [Michael Bowman Remix samples set to Megalovania]
+
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    (I'm—)
 ---
 Track: Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy)
 Directory: eternity-served-medium-well
@@ -1220,28 +1219,27 @@ Sampled Tracks:
 - Eternity Served Medium-Well, Avec Crème de Champignons (A.K.A. Eternity Served Spicy)
 - Tycoon of Grief
 Lyrics: |-
-    It's the-
-    OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD
+    It's the—
     OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD
+    OH MY GOD MY GOOOOOD
 
-    Fool me once (are you kidding me?)
-    Fool me twice (unintelligible)
-    Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you! (Oh, nigga!)
+    (Fool me once.) (Are you kidding me?) (Fool me twice.) [unintelligible] (Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you!) (Oh, nigga!)
 
-    OLE!
+    OLÉ!
 
-    GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
+    GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
+    GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
 
-    [Animal crossing noises]
+    [Animal Crossing noises]
 
     C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!)
     C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
     C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!)
     Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
 
-    So they're finally here, performing for you,
-    If you know the words, you can join in too,
-    Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
+    So they're finally here, performing for you
+    If you know the words, you can join in too
+    Put your hands together, if you want to clap
     As we take you through, this monkey rap!
 
     Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor!
@@ -1268,20 +1266,17 @@ Lyrics: |-
     Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh)
     But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah)
 
-    READY? GO!
+    (READY? GO!)
 
-    PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!
-
-    SHARE STOCK!
+    (PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!)
+    (SHARE STOCK!)
 
     La-da-da-da-dah
     It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)
     La-da-da-da-dah
     It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)
 
-    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-    [other misc. screams]
+    [screaming]
 
     BACK, YARD, FUN!
 
@@ -1291,4 +1286,10 @@ Lyrics: |-
     Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe
     So, come on, and let's go!
 
-    I'm-- [shots]
\ No newline at end of file
+    [Michael Bowman Remix samples set to Megalovania]
+
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
+    (I'm—)
\ No newline at end of file