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     But there is some trivia here! Before I started act 5, Toby talked to me about working on an album like this, couched in the assumption that the troll story would never be examined in the detail it is presently, and that this album would only serve as a tonal exploration of a purely hypothetical adventure supplied by the imagination. Turns out he assumed incorrectly! Which only made the project that much more timely and apropos. In fact, the planet Alternia was named after the album, and not the other way around!
 
+    <i>Cindy Dominguez:</i> ([whatpumpkin.com news post](https://web.archive.org/web/20110208011641/http://whatpumpkin.com/))
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+    And now, presenting...
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+    THE ONE...
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+    THE ONLY...
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+    [[artist:toby-fox|Mr. Toby "Radiation" Fox]], and his stunning new one-man act, Alternia!
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+    Please imagine [[Crustacean|"Crustacean"]] is playing during the preceding introduction.
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+    Oh, you don't know what Crustacean is? Then you'd really better go check out Alternia, the album composed solely with trolls on the brain. Toby's brain, that is. This is the soundtrack of the adventures of Karkat, Terezi, Gamzee and all the rest of the gang!
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+    When you buy this album, you not only get the 15 quirky and amazing songs you can preview, but also 3 extra SUPER SECRET tracks, plus a PDF booklet, which is full of commentary by Toby ("Radiation" Fox) and scenic Alterniascape art, PLUS a bigger version of the album cover. I can personally attest (with great gusto!) to the awesomeness of the whole package, so check it out!
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+    <i>Homestuck:</i> ([whatpumpkin.com side blurb](https://web.archive.org/web/20110208011641/http://whatpumpkin.com/))
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+    The most official Hivebent album you may ever get. Maybe. It's got tunes for all our favorite (and most hated) trolls!
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+    <i>Homestuck:</i> ([whatpumpkin.com "about the albums" blurb](https://web.archive.org/web/20110718035128/http://www.whatpumpkin.com/albums.html))
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+    The first official Hivebent album, by the incorrigible [[artist:toby-fox|Toby "Radiation" Fox]]. It's an album about our dear Alternian trolls and their silly and/or terrifying trolly adventures!
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     <i>Homestuck:</i> ([Bandcamp download blurb](https://web.archive.org/web/20100722172449/https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/alternia))
 
     Includes PDF booklet with musician commentary and bonus artwork, plus larger version of album cover.