* Oh,  hi!
* I'm just, um, taking in the aromas of this place.
* And the sounds.
* Pretty crazy, isn't it?
* ...I mean the party!! Not me! I'm not crazy! ...right?
* [You're crazy]  W-well, then..
* [You're not crazy]  O-of course not!
* [Sit with her]
 * Oh!
 * Um, you want to appreciate the aesthetics here, too?
 * Sure! Let's do that!
 (Time passes. Music/ambience is louder.)
 * It's pretty nice, isn't it?..
 * I've never been to a party like this before.
 * Um, not that I go to crazy events like this often, but..
 * There are a /lot/ of people here, but it's kinda, uh, chill, too?
 * I couldn't name a third of everyone here. Everyone's strangers!
 * Except, um, you-- obviously.
 * I think I like this place, though.
 * They're all relaxed and just hanging out..
 * ..and they've probably got just as much nonsense in their life as me.
 * Um, probably more, actually.
 (More time passes.)
 * ...Thanks for, um, sitting here with me.
* [Bring her to your table]
 * Oh God We're All Going To Die What If They Don't Want Me There Aaaa.