* Who, me? * I don't have a family. * Literally! My parents died when I was three. I don't remember a thing about'em. * But I've gotten by, just the same as anyone else, right? * Uh, it's more like I found it. * It was deathly stormy, and I needed a place to stay. * This creepy house was just sort of standing here.. * As I passed the yard path, I could just feel it beckoning - "Come back! Come back!" * So I did. And whouldathunkit, there was a sign nailed onto the door: "TAKE ME." * I'm not one for thievery, but the house was literally asking, so, I took it! * I guess I coulda been barging into some old great grandpa's house that kids played a joke on.. * But there was noone there. * And I've been around here for months, now, so.. * Nobody's exactly stopped by looking for the old residents! * Sometimes I get, uh, lonely. * I mean - a life of solitude! It's pretty much in my name! * And I like being alone, too. * And you-all - you're awesome, yi'know. You're the best friends I could imagine. * But sometimes I feel sort of alone, anyway... it's weird. * I usually just shrug off the feeling - that's pretty easy for me - * But lately I've been wondering if it's maybe not the best thing to do.. * Uh, thanks for listening to me ramble.