Terezi: WHY 1S TH3 C4STL3 S1L3NT
    Terezi: WH3R3 1S 3V3RYBODY
    Dave: i have no idea i dont see anyone
    Terezi: SM3LLS L1K3 MURD3R
    Dave: murder
    Dave: like
    Dave: times 1000
    Terezi: Y3S
    Dave: ok but
    Dave: there is literally no sign of battle or death here anywhere
    Dave: are you making that up or are you seeing something im not
    Terezi: D4V3 1 C4NNOT S33 4ND YOU KNOW TH1S, 1 H4V3 TOLD YOU COUNTL3SS T1M3S
    Terezi: 4NYW4Y 1 S41D 1 SM3LL3D 1T
    Dave: ok fine im not smelling anything though
    Terezi: TH4T 1S B3C4US3 YOUR NOS3 1S BL1ND
    Terezi: 1T H4S NOT H4D Y34RS OF TR41N1NG L1K3 M1N3 >:]
    Terezi: BUT F1N3 1 CONC3D3 TH3R3 1S NOT MUCH TO 4CTU4LLY SM3LL H3R3, YOU 4R3 R1GHT 1N OBS3RV1NG TH4T NO B4TTL3 H4S OCCURR3D ON TH3S3 PR3M1S3S
    Terezi: HOW3V3R
    Terezi: H4V3 YOU CONS1D3R3D TH4T SUCH M4Y H4V3 OCCURR3D 3LS3WH3R3
    Dave: so like the castle people were all led into a trap
    Terezi: Y3S 3X4CTLY
    Dave: i mean sure thats possible
    Dave: but couldnt they have just gone somewhere they actually planned on going
    Dave: like
    Dave: no genocide involved
    Terezi: TH4T 1S C3RT41NLY POSS1BL3 BUT N31TH3R OF US H4V3 H34RD OF 4NYTH1NG L1K3 TH4T B31NG PL4NN3D
    Terezi: NOT TH4T 1'D 3XP3CT 4NYON3 TO T3LL M3 BUT COM3 ON
    Terezi: WOULDN'T TH3 H1GH PR13ST H4V3 KNOWN 1F TH3 C4STL3 W3R3 GO1NG TO P1CK 1TS3LF UP 4ND TR4V3L L1K3 TH3 B4Z44R
    Terezi: YOU'R3 K1ND OF 1MPORT4NT
    Terezi: NOT TO M3NT1ON 1 NOT1C3 TH3 C4STL3 1TS3LF H4S D3C1D3DLY NOT MOV3D FROM 1TS STRUCTUR4L ROOTS H3R3, WH1CH 1 TH1NK M4K3S TH3 NOT1ON 1MPOSS1BL3 1N 4ND OF 1TS3LF
    Dave: ok geez first off
    Dave: i have no idea if they think im even that important
    Dave: like yeah medieval priests are basically the leaders of society etc etc
    Dave: but im not convinced thats actually the case here im basically clueless about everything too
    Dave: and second
    Dave: obviously the castles not going to move gimme a break
    Dave: that has nothing to do with everyone leaving
    Terezi: BUT DO3SNT 1T >:?
    Terezi: 1 WOULDN'T L34V3 MY S3TTL3M3NT 4ND HOM3 OUT OF FR33 W1LL W1THOUT SOM3 V3RY GOOD R34SONS
    Terezi: WH1CH 1 DO H4V3, Y3S
    Terezi: BUT 1 DON'T S33 WHY 4LL TH3 C4STL3 P3OPL3 WOULD TOO, UNL3SS SOM3 R3M4RK4BLY 3FF3CT1V3 R3B3LL1ON SPONT4N3OUSLY OCCURR3D WH1L3 W3 W3R3 4W4Y
    Terezi: 4ND Y3S TH4T WOULD B3 AW3SOM3
    Terezi: 4ND 1T COULD C3RT41NLY 3XPL41N TH3 F13RC3 SC3NT OF MURD3R 1N TH3 M3T4PHOR1C4L 41R
    Terezi: BUT 1T JUST S33MS R3L4T1V3LY UNL1K3LY
    Dave: i mean yeah they probably wouldnt leave permanently but they couldve left just recently
    Dave: going on a castlewide weekend vacation to endor or whatever
    Dave: consider it its possible
    Terezi: 1 GU3333SS
    Terezi: ST1LL
    Terezi: NOT CONV1NC3D
    Terezi: PROB4BLY MURD3R BY V1RTU3 OF MY F4NT4ST1C D3DUCT1ON SK1LLS
    Terezi: WH1CH 1 4M CHOOS1NG NOT TO CL4R1FY 4T TH1S MOM3NT
    Terezi: SORRY >:]
    Dave: ok thats fair
    Dave: anyway lets loot this castle
    Terezi: BUT WH4T 1F TH3Y COM3 B4CK 4ND W3'V3 T4K3N 4LL TH31R STUFF >:?
    Dave: what
    Dave: you just said theyre all dead
    Terezi: 1 D1D
    Dave: but ok fine
    Dave: how about just the treasury
    Dave: the guards are gone and whatever dumb stuff theyve hidden there almost definitely hasnt been used for like
    Dave: millenia
    Dave: so i say lets take it
    Terezi: Y3S 1 4GR33 TH3R3
    Terezi: L3T'S >:]