!serif DAVESPRITE: hey so DAVESPRITE: i know its probably kinda shitty of me to ask this about someone whos basically dead DAVESPRITE: and i guess it isnt rly any of my business DAVESPRITE: but DAVESPRITE: fuck this is me bein a big jerk isnt it JADE: huh...? JADE: whats on your mind davesprite? DAVESPRITE: well DAVESPRITE: you said you didnt rly like thinking about jadesprite much JADE: yeah... DAVESPRITE: and i guess ive just been dying to know what you meant by that DAVESPRITE: why you dont i mean JADE: umm JADE: well i JADE: that IS kind of not awesome to ask about you know! DAVESPRITE: uh DAVESPRITE: yeah sorry DAVESPRITE: ... JADE: you met her obviously JADE: i cant remember what you two talked about well but if you didnt get the picture JADE: she was JADE: kinda really selfish!! DAVESPRITE: yeah i guess DAVESPRITE: agh sorry JADE: yeah whatever JADE: i dont rly care JADE: ... DAVESPRITE: uh DAVESPRITE: idk i think she might have been sorta justified tho JADE: seriously?? DAVESPRITE: yeah DAVESPRITE: shed been in dream bubbles for who knows how long and probably met a million crazy alt versions of us and the trolls DAVESPRITE: that mustve become her entire life DAVESPRITE: post-death DAVESPRITE: so when she got yanked back into our world i mean DAVESPRITE: not to mention you kinda literally merged her with a dog DAVESPRITE: itd be a lot to adjust to right on the spot is what im saying JADE: ughh JADE: i know JADE: but the fact that she just wouldnt even try frustrates me a lot!! JADE: she just got a really long rest and break from all the craziness we were still dealing with JADE: and when she came back JADE: all she could do was moan and complain and not even consider, you know, HELPING OUT JADE: she wouldnt stop whining about going back to the dream bubbles! JADE: i mean even when i suggested she put herself to use risking getting killed she just wouldnt hear me!! DAVESPRITE: i mean DAVESPRITE: ok but telling someone to go on a suicide mission isnt exactly gonna raise their spirits JADE: well!! JADE: look it was a FINE option JADE: if shed just THOUGHT about it for a second JADE: but she didnt JADE: she just flew off to the battlefield and met you JADE: and i god-tiered pretty much right away so she didnt even have to wait long before she got to go back to dream bubbles JADE: or just cease existing or whatever JADE: she got away from it all free of effort and didnt end up learning anything! DAVESPRITE: i guess DAVESPRITE: ... DAVESPRITE: buuuuut if she had gone with your plan and died you would probably be dead too DAVESPRITE: you might not have been able to god-tier DAVESPRITE: or worse DAVESPRITE: you might not have dog-tiered DAVESPRITE: i cant rly imagine the old normal you anymore tbh JADE: well fuck??? JADE: davesprite i really dont care about your alpha timeline shit DAVESPRITE: yeah its ok i dont either JADE: and i do NOT want to talk about how the fact that im even alive not to mention everything thats changed about me depends on her having existed JADE: or that every single part of jadesprite is also part of me JADE: i just JADE: would really rather JADE: that we DONT fucking talk about her????? DAVESPRITE: i DAVESPRITE: ... DAVESPRITE: yeah uh DAVESPRITE: sure DAVESPRITE: you got it JADE: uh huh thank you DAVESPRITE: ... DAVESPRITE: so DAVESPRITE: i take it DAVESPRITE: if it didnt get in the way of everything DAVESPRITE: youd rather she didnt exist JADE: DAMN IT??? JADE: stop JADE: shuuuut JADE: up JADE: guess what? JADE: youre right! JADE: good for her that SHE gets to go off and frolick with all her friends and ghost bec and grandpa and alts of everyone else JADE: maybe shes enjoying a picnic with your doomed jade right now huh???? JADE: good for her that SHE doesnt have to care about any fucking thing!! DAVESPRITE: ... JADE: davesprite you have got it down exactly right JADE: as you have evidently figured out JADE: i kinda fucking hate her!!! DAVESPRITE: ok thats DAVESPRITE: ... DAVESPRITE: fair i guess DAVESPRITE: uh DAVESPRITE: im DAVESPRITE: just gonna get some space if thats ok JADE: yeah good RID--rrrrghh JADE: ugh DAVESPRITE: mhm DAVESPRITE: k im out DAVESPRITE: sorry for all this DAVESPRITE: ... DAVESPRITE: seeya JADE: ... JADE: BYE JADE: ... JADE: rrrfngh- JADE: ... JADE: DAMN IT!