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                 <div>&gt; (Kids: Converse.)</div>
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@@ -293,7 +293,7 @@
                 <span>(Harry:)</span>
                 <div>&gt; (Harry: Pick up.)</div>
             </div>
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             <div class="chat">
                 <p>DO YOU LAND ON YOUR FEET ARE YOU TENSE WHEN YOU SENSE THERE'S A STORM IN THE AIR</p>
                 <p class="harry">HARRY: ok everyone, my dad's calling.</p>
@@ -362,7 +362,7 @@
                 <p class="tavros">TAVROS: (Um,,,)</p>
                 <p class="harry">HARRY: couldn't resist.</p>
             </div>
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             <div class="chat">
                 <p class="john">JOHN: can you see out of the window?</p>
                 <p class="harry">HARRY: yeah, i'm looking right now. the place is heaving with reporters.</p>
@@ -395,10 +395,10 @@
                 <span>(==&gt;)</span>
                 <div>&gt; (High above the clouds...)</div>
             </div>
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             <p>Two commanders stand on the bridge of a rebel ship. The Maryam-Lalondes are characters of legend, beheld not in awe but in fascination, and this place of command is for them like a stage. All around them bubbles the hustle and bustle of an army on the boil, a hundred ready hands dashing to and fro with the frantic busywork of battle. In amongst the confusion, they occupy a solitary vacuum, an oasis of calm amid the storm. As the world seethes with the acid sting of war, they have stood steadfast and resolute; when hope has seemed at its most distant, they have shone as a beacon of possibility.</p>
             <p>Individually, they each represent immeasurable gains for the rebel faction. The rebellion's stratagems have never had a fiercer bite; their uniforms have never looked so fucking sharp. But it is together, united, that their true strength is made apparent. Their bond, a union of love between troll and human, is not only a foundation for the rebel cause, but an integral symbol of its purpose. And now, deep in enemy territory, in this moment of intolerable anguish and suspense, these two symbols stand firm. Unshakeable, immovable. Nay, even unflappable.</p>
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             <p>Well, almost.</p>
             <div class="chat">
                 <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: Try Calling Her Again!</p>
@@ -442,22 +442,22 @@
                 <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: The Other Vriska Is Also Here!!!</p>
                 <p class="alfonz">ALFONZ: MA'AMS I HAVE AN URGENT REPORT TO DELIVER, PLEASE FORGIVE MY YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
             </div>
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+            <img class="panel" width="650" height="450" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/199.png" loading="lazy">
             <div class="chat">
                 <p class="alfonz">ALFONZ: the reconnAissAnce teAm is bAck eArly, mA'Ams</p>
                 <p class="alfonz">ALFONZ: the ship docked A few moments Ago</p>
                 <p class="rose">ROSE: And the scouting party???</p>
                 <p class="alfonz">ALFONZ: i expect she's Zipping her wAy up here now, mA'Am</p>
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             <div class="chat">
                 <p class="alfonz">ALFONZ: should be here Any minute n</p>
             </div>
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             <div class="chat">
                 <p class="alfonz">ALFONZ: oof!</p>
             </div>
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                 <p class="rose">ROSE: Jade!</p>
                 <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: Oh Thank God</p>
@@ -481,11 +481,11 @@
                 <p class="rose">ROSE: You don't mean...</p>
                 <p class="jade">JADE: theyve taken her</p>
             </div>
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                 <p class="jade">JADE: THEYVE TAKEN YIFFY!!!!!!! D:</p>
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             <p>&nbsp;</p>
             <p>&nbsp;</p>
             <p>&nbsp;</p>
@@ -493,9 +493,9 @@
                 <span>(Jade and Rose:)</span>
                 <div>&gt; (Jade and Rose: Explain everything.)</div>
             </div>
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             <p>Okay. While Jade and Rose are busy relieving that moment of intolerable anguish and suspense, let's check back in with the kids for a moment. Planning their escape is going about as well as you might expect.</p>
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             <div class="chat">
                 <p class="tavros">TAVROS: We appear to be,,, in no uncertain terms,,, completely surrounded,</p>
                 <p class="tavros">TAVROS: I don't wish to come across as pessimistic,,, but,</p>
@@ -564,7 +564,7 @@
                 <p class="harry">HARRY: :O</p>
                 <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: :O</p>
             </div>
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                 <p class="vriska">VRISKA: I feel like I'm going fucking insane.</p>
                 <p class="vriska">VRISKA: Is it weepy wiggler tantrum hour, or are the three of you always this pathetic????????</p>
@@ -617,7 +617,7 @@
                 <span>(Harry:)</span>
                 <div>&gt; (Harry: Go gra8 a weapon.)</div>
             </div>
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             <div class="chat tg-harry ag-vrissy">
                 <p>-- thespiansGlamor <span class="tg">[TG]</span> began pestering adamantGriftress <span class="ag">[AG]</span> --</p>
                 <p>&nbsp;</p>
@@ -683,7 +683,7 @@
                 <span>(Harry:)</span>
                 <div>&gt; (Harry: Examine sewing table.)</div>
             </div>
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             <div class="chat tg-harry ag-vrissy">
                 <p class="tg">TG: ok, there's a bunch of sharp things here.</p>
                 <p class="ag">AG: Pity You aren't one of them! Lol.</p>
@@ -708,15 +708,15 @@
                 <span>(Harry:)</span>
                 <div>&gt; (Harry: Acquire scissors.)</div>
             </div>
-            <img class="panel" width="650" height="450" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/210.gif">
+            <img class="panel" width="650" height="450" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/210.gif" loading="lazy">
             <p>You CAPTCHALOGUE your trusty pair of SEWING SCISSORS. You've brought many a colorful character to life with these babies. You're pretty sure you could bring just as many to death with them as well.</p>
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             <div class="command harry">"
                 <span>(Harry:)</span>
                 <div>&gt; (Harry: Select "SCISSORKIND".)</div>
             </div>
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             <div class="chat tg-harry ag-vrissy">
                 <p class="tg">TG: ok, there we go.</p>
                 <p class="ag">AG: I Knew All Along That You Had It In You.</p>
@@ -746,7 +746,7 @@
                 <span>(Everyone:)</span>
                 <div>&gt; (Everyone: Congreg8.)</div>
             </div>
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                 <p class="harry">HARRY: ok, i think i'm as ready as i'm ever going to be.</p>
                 <p class="harry">HARRY: which isn't really saying very much.</p>
@@ -787,7 +787,7 @@
                 <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: *Excuse Me*????????</p>
                 <p class="vriska">VRISKA: L8r 8itches.</p>
             </div>
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                 <p class="harry">HARRY: oh my god?</p>
                 <p class="tavros">TAVROS: T, There she goes,,,</p>
@@ -796,7 +796,7 @@
                 <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: I'm coming too!!!!!!!!</p>
                 <p class="harry">HARRY: oh fucking christ.</p>
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                 <p>REPORTER 1: ...join live from a neighbourhood in the Carapacian Kingdom, where the perpetrators have finally decided to show their faces...</p>
                 <p class="reporter 2">REPORTER 2: ...are alleged to have killed the beloved salvational figure Gamzee Makara, may his boots jingle forever in paradise...</p>
@@ -854,18 +854,18 @@
                 <p class="vriska">VRISKA: ****FUUUUUUUUCKING****</p>
                 <p class="vriska">VRISKA: ********SERK8T********</p>
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                 <p class="vriska">VRISKA: AND SHE!!!!!!!!</p>
             </div>
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                 <p class="vriska">VRISKA: HAS *HAD*!!!!!!!!</p>
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             <div class="wide">
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             <div class="chat">
                 <p class="vriska">VRISKA: Enough.</p>
             </div>
@@ -873,8 +873,8 @@
                 <span>(Vriska:)</span>
                 <div>&gt; (Vriska: Snap.)</div>
             </div>
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             <center>
                 <p>A whole bunch of things start happening at once. Here are just a few of them:</p>
                 <p>In the blink of an eye, Vriska is airborne. She has evidently, and by her own admission, had enough. She reaches out with incredible speed and grabs the microphone that was brandished at her a moment before. In one smooth motion, she helicopters it around her head by the cord and sends it hurtling into the face of the witless journalist whose needling questions had been so, SO irrit8ting. He sprawls in the driveway, two rivulets of red starting to spring from his expertly broken nose.</p>
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             <p>&nbsp;</p>
             <p>&nbsp;</p>
             <p>&nbsp;</p>
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             <p>&nbsp;</p>
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+            <img class="panel" width="650" height="450" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/224.gif" loading="lazy">
             <p>&nbsp;</p>
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             <p>&nbsp;</p>
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             <div class="chat">
                 <p class="john">JOHN: you made it!</p>
                 <p class="john">JOHN: i knew you had it in you.</p>
@@ -1040,10 +1040,10 @@
                 <p class="tavros">TAVROS: (I can see them,,, over there,,,)</p>
                 <p class="vrissy">VRISSY: Uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh.</p>
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             <div class="chat">
                 <p class="john">JOHN: hey guys!</p>
                 <p class="john">JOHN: ahhh, rose it's so good to see you.</p>
@@ -1087,7 +1087,7 @@
                 <p class="john">JOHN: ...</p>
                 <p class="john">JOHN: kanaya?</p>
             </div>
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                 <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: Do Not Mind Me John</p>
                 <p class="kanaya">KANAYA: I Am Simply Making Quite Sure That My Daughter Over Here Is Alright And Not Causing Any More Trouble Than I Am Certain She Already Has</p>
@@ -1113,7 +1113,7 @@
                 <p class="john">JOHN: right?</p>
                 <p class="jade">JADE: john</p>
             </div>
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             <div class="chat">
                 <p class="jade">JADE: theres something i need to tell you</p>
             </div>