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diff --git a/chapter13.html b/chapter13.html index 58ed0cf..4405842 100644 --- a/chapter13.html +++ b/chapter13.html @@ -14,18 +14,18 @@ </nav> <article> <h1>CHAPTER 13. The Funeral</h1> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0303.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/303.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Dearly beloved...</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0304.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/304.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Ladies...</p> <p class="jane">JANE: Gentlemen...</p> <p class="jane">JANE: News outlets...</p> <p class="jane">JANE: And other valued members of the Human Nation State.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0305.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/305.png"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Thank you, for taking the time out of your busy schedules to gather with me and my family today.</p> <p class="jane">JANE: A day of exquisite loss and mourning.</p> @@ -34,18 +34,18 @@ <p class="jane">JANE: But today is a day of healing, of memories.</p> <p class="jane">JANE: And my first memory of our Purple Prince, was his robust codpiece--</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0306.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/306.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: --As he offered me his friendly support, along with the sacred blood of his brethren, the holy sacrament--</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0307.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/307.gif"> <p>It takes Jake a few seconds of puzzled eye contact before he catches exactly what it is Yiffany is tossing down. In his defense, he is distracted by his wife’s speech, which is doing the emotional equivalent of wringing him out like a wet towel, before using that towel to slap the sweaty buttocks of a large, odorous man. Even if he knows everything she’s saying is a load of horsefeathers, it does nothing for his composure to hear her heap praise on that smelly, homewrecking clown.</p> <p>Jake wonders what she’ll say about him, at his own funeral.</p> <p>He narrows his eyes in Yiffany’s direction. She’s a lovely girl, really. He wishes he could have gotten to know her under better circumstances. He’d known she existed, of course--Jane had complained about her often enough--but they’d never had much chance to get acquainted. He rather believes her and Tavvy would have been fast friends.</p> <p>Then again, perhaps it’s better that she never had much of a chance to get to know his family.</p> <p>He lets go of the leash.</p> <div class="wide"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0308.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/308.gif"> </div> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: And I know that at times like these it is easy to want to give in.</p> @@ -56,39 +56,39 @@ <p class="jane">JANE: And as for Gamzee, well, his upbringing was even worse.</p> <p class="jane">JANE: He was born to a violent and uncaring home, a lonely child with few natural gifts.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0309.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/309.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: It would be simple to let this disgusting, vile, SHAMEFUL act of spiteful revenge turn us away from the blinding light of the sword of justice that hangs over us all--</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0310.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/310.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Poised</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0311.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/311.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Trembling</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0312.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/312.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Ready to burst forth--</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0313.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/313.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: I want to give up, at times. I understand your pain.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0314_1.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0314_2.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/314_1.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/314_2.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: I sympathize with your pain.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0315_1.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0315_2.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/315_1.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/315_2.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: But when that pain! Becomes too hard! To endure!</p> <p class="jane">JANE: Remember poor, lifeless Gamzee! Who suffered pain far worse than any of us could ever fathom!</p> <p class="jane">JANE: THE PAIN OF BETRAYAL!</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0316.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/316.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="dirk">DIRK: Dude, didn’t you lower the voltage on that shock collar?</p> <p class="dirk">DIRK: Little Red isn’t looking so hot.</p> @@ -103,21 +103,21 @@ <p class="jake">JAKE: Why dont you do something!</p> <p class="dirk">DIRK: Because I don’t really exist, dickhead.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0317.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/317.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: But we cannot allow his memory to be in vain!</p> <p class="jane">JANE: For Gamzee Makara taught us that even the most loathsome degenerate can take their place in society.</p> <p class="jane">JANE: All they need is the right redemption arc - !</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0318.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/318.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: !!!!</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0319.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0320.gif"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0321_1.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/319.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/320.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/321_1.png"> <div class="wide"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0321_2.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/321_2.gif"> </div> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Young lady, I am just about at the end of my rope with you.</p> @@ -141,7 +141,7 @@ <p class="jane">JANE: But let’s be serious.</p> <p class="jane">JANE: You don’t matter. If you did, they would have come for you already.</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0322.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/322.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jake">JAKE: Hot spit and monkey vomit this is getting bad</p> <p class="jake">JAKE: I-I shouldnt have let her go up there</p> @@ -149,19 +149,19 @@ <p class="dirk">DIRK: Still might.</p> </div> <div class="wide"> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0323.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/323.gif"> </div> <p>And she does. Seemingly at the end of her tolerance for insults toward her name, social status, and heritage, Yiffy performs an impressive backflip off the podium and down onto the church floor. One that, if it hadn’t been happening amidst a sea of other newsworthy events, would surely have ended up on someone’s instagram story within thirty seconds. She gives Gamzee’s corpse one last parting kick: a hard, proper kick that proves those cleats aren’t just for fashion. Although they are certainly also for fashion.</p> <p>There he flies--in his gangly, purple, necrotizing glory. A phantom honk seems to hang above the congregation, as if from an echo of a time long past. A simpler time. A time before we had to deal with this disgusting clown’s bloated corpse every other update. He vanishes into the seething crowd, and we are confident that we will never have to deal with this asshole ever again.</p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0324.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/324.gif"> <p>Jake watches this from a safe distance, poised on the edge of intervening to pull Yiffy out of there. But in the end he doesn’t have to. Instead he watches in admiration as she tears the place to utter shreds. An echoing sympathy swells inside of him as she rends apart the funeral flowers and punts Gamzee into the shrieking congregation. Here is a girl who felt the cold, indecent hand of fate wrapping around her, and instead of submitting to it and slowly sublimating down into morasse of boiled doormat, she slapped it away from her with a lively oh, no thank you.</p> <p>All at once, Jake feels immense affection for his granddaughter. He hopes the two of them can make up for lost time.</p> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0325.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/325.gif"> <div class="chat"> <p class="jane">JANE: Enough of this.</p> <p class="jane">JANE: Seize her!</p> </div> - <img class="panel" src="https://www.homestuck2.com/assets/panels/0326.gif"> + <img class="panel" src="https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/326.gif"> <p>The stained glass window shatters inward, obliterated to stardust. The war is knocking.</p> <p class="command-line">> <a href="chapter14.html">CHAPTER 14. The Best Laid Plans</a></p> </article> |