static-page/404.yaml


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Name: 404 Not Found
Directory: '404'
Absolute Links: true
Content: |-
    Sorry, the page you're trying to access couldn't be found. If you followed a link here from HSMusic Wiki, [[static:feedback|let us know]] and we'll fix it up! Or, if you came from another website... perhaps send a friendly notice to its friendly webmaster? ✨

    Please press the back button to return where you came from, or [[home:-|head back to the wiki home page]].
Script: |-
    if ((new Date()).getDay() === 3 && Math.random() <= 0.1025) {
        const title = document.querySelector('title');
        if (title) title.innerHTML = '404 Wormant';

        const h1 = document.querySelector('h1');
        if (h1) h1.innerHTML = '404 Wormant';

        const firstP = document.querySelector('#content p');
        if (firstP) {
            let next = firstP.nextElementSibling;
            while (next) {
                next.innerHTML = 'wormant';
                next = next.nextElementSibling;
            }
            firstP.innerHTML = 'Sorry, this page went wormant. Catch us in a decade!';
        }
    }