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Album: The Baby is You
Artist: Toby Fox
Cover Art: astroliner
Has Track Art: no
Date: September 27, 2010
Date Added: January 12, 2021
Groups: Fandom
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfiwU2f-ts4
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnVpmehyaOFZ8yr7acSFrBeUvkA0XlDN6
- https://recordcrash.com/tbiy/thebabyisyou.htm
Commentary:
    <i>sanctfarum:</i>
    (<i>From the Homestuck Sound Test 4/13/2017 Edition release notes:</i>)
    Simultaneously the worst fucking thing Toby Fox has ever made and his magnum opus that even Undertale cannot surpass, even mentioning this legendary trash opera on the now-defunct MSPA forums was grounds for a ban. Warning: Contains male pregnancy (mpreg), heavy implications of underage sex, implications of incest, time travel, a clip of Karkat saying "MMMMMMMMMMM" that was used in the Act 6 Act 6 Act 1 opening flash, vore, the answer to the Ultimate Riddle, and other absolutely awful shit that has no business being in the Sound Test, or indeed, anywhere. Listen at your own risk, if you dare...
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Track: A History of Babies
Duration: 1:01
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/5Z5XKg37ZGc
Lyrics:
    EVERY DAY<br>a million babies are born<br>in the united states alone
    many of these babies<br>climb out of<br>vaginas
    others<br>the storks bring them
    some are born out of slime in paradox space<br>thanks to a special video game<br>your mommy used to play
    but regardless of how these babies may be born<br>they all come into the world with a special force<br>called
    LOVE
    this is that story
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Track: Throguh Song
Duration: 0:43
References: Showtime (Original Mix)
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/KSHPZp33vv4
Lyrics:
    (police sirens)
    john: hi im john egbert and OH MY GOD DAVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR WRITHIN IN PAIN<br>dave: nothin, john... just ignore me... im not... pregnant<br>john: OH MY GOD DAVE... WHATS HAPPENED TO YOU<br>DAVE: im... im lyin.... i am pregnant<br>john: WHAT!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!! WHOSE THE FATHER<br>dave: the father... i cant tell you john<br>john: but... then... WHOSE THE BABY<br>dave: the baby john... is you<br>dave: your the baby<br>dave: all the babies<br>dave: all of them<br>JOHN: NO DAVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br>JOHN: WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL<br>JOHN: ARE YOU SERIOUS THOUGH, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING<br>dave: john i guess the only way you can understand is song
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Track: The Baby is You
Duration: 1:36
References: Throguh Song
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/BtCsf7tFBIQ
Lyrics:
    BUM BUM BUM
    i was sittin around, in the middle of the night<br>all bored with nothing to do
    i called up my friend, he put some stuff in my end<br>taught him a hundred different ways to screw
    i conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants<br>the chips had just started to fall
    now after that night, i was given a fright<br>a babytummy shaped like a ball
    DAVE: DAMN JOHN!!!
    im havin a baby and the baby is you<br>id birth my best friend its true
    im havin a baby and the baby is you<br>koalababies up the avenue
    im a havin a baby and the baby is you<br>my ovaries are out the wazoo
    im having a a baby and the baby is you<br>ur gonna come out my hoohoo
    john: BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE<br>dave: i dont know... such is the magic of skaia<br>he entered all of my seven gates<br>he touched john<br>he prototyped my medium<br>and now my kernelsprite is rich with data<br>and... now.... your the baby
    john: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    duet:
    YOUR HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU/ME<br>BIRTH MY BEST FRIEND ITS TRUE
    HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU<br>KOALABABIES UP THE AVENUE
    HAVIN A ABABY AND THE BABY IS YOU<br>OVARIES ARE OUT THE WAZOO
    HAVIN A BABY AND THE BABY WEARS SHOES<br>BABIES FLYIN OUT THE HOO HOO
    WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Track: bootes
Duration: 1:47
References: Canon in D
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/aoDIAbQnV88
Lyrics:
    DAVE: OH MY GOD... john... THE BABY... IS A BABY.... IS A BABY<br>John: dave you're losing your water break, we cant go to the hospital now<br>DAVE: YOUR RIGHT THERES NO TIME<br>DAVE: WE MUST GO TO MOUNT PROSPIT<br>DAVE: where i myself was born<br>JOHN: you were born in a lab dave and im your lab daddy<br>DAVE: ok shut up, dad, because your my baby now and youre the one that's going to have mantitties in your face<br>john: what?<br>dave: <i>MANTITTIES IN YOUR FACe, MANTITTIES IN YOUR FACE</i><br>john: aww, gross! dave put your fucking shirt on<br>dave: MANTITTIES<br>john: i'm not even born yet that's not fair<br>dave: oh my god... someone needs to deliver this baby right now<br>karkat: I CAN DO THAT<br>john: karkat what the fuck are you doing<br>karkat: delivering babies... i did it once i can do it again.......<br>john: leave it up to me karkat<br>karkat: no... no i cant... your the baby.....<br>karkat: i must do this... i must be the... the midwife<br>karkat: john... theres some things you cant know<br>john: like what<br>dave: please just reach inside me<br>KARKAT: <i>LETS SING A FUCKING SONG</i>
    ONCE UPON A TIME ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN<br>A BABY WAS SITTING IN A WATER FOUNTAIN
    HIS NAME WAS DAVE AND HE WAS SUPREME<br>HIS BOOTIES WERE COVERED IN PEACHES AND CREAM
    AND THAT STORY TODAY IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT<br>I'M A TROLL AND JOHN I WANT TO FUCK YOU OUT OF HATE
    <big>MMMMM<big>MMMMMMMM</big>MMMM</big>
    dave: please stop this singing shit, i need to have this baby... now...... <big><big>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM</big></big>
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Track: rose pragnant
Duration: 1:11
References: Showdown
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/l6BDUDe4eQo
Lyrics:
    JOHN: dave you need to hang in there<br>DAVE: AEAAAEEAAA<br>karkat: i dont get it... the baby just wont come out<br>dave: IM NOT READY... there are some things I have to clean up first
    <big><i>(car)</i></big>
    rose: i came as fast as i could
    dave: rose i'm glad you're here.... i need to talk you about................. this........ big baby in my mommytummy
    rose: undubitatably. i will embiggen my words less so you can understand me. i am the queen of books.
    dave: lets not talk. lets.... sing....... like old times
    rose: no, strider. the truth is.... im pregnant. i cant sing.
    john: <big>ROSE!!!!!!!!!</big>
    dave: it's... its only fair....
    rose: besides singing is passe for those of a caliber like ours. let us engage in that ancient art far superior.....
    <big><big><big><i>rap</i></big></big></big>
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Track: the rose rap
Duration: 2:45
References: rose pragnant
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/o3rJTGHgYTk
Lyrics:
    roserap:
    strider let me break it down like this for you
    there once was a violet femme fatale<br>whose violent violin sung sweet without
    the tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats<br>like icy halloween breeze/ so fresh were his beats
    but alone they were weak<br>no revolution<br>together - overtime<br>there was an evolution
    they met on the net and there was a fusion<br>like danimals yogurt breakfast frusion
    hearts<br>and minds<br>and souls<br>and hearts<br>they loved each other you bag of farts
    they promised to be each others baby mommy daddy babies<br>but now theyre both caught in their lies<br>their fingers in another persons pies<br>guilty of another person's scabies
    CHORUS (SUNG):
    strider<br>heart to heart<br>dont treat me like a fool
    you may have played me<br>but my heart waylayed me<br>i wanna be your baby mommy too
    daverap:
    rose i know how you're feeling, i know your emotions<br>i want you to know i mirror your devotion<br>you dont see this kind of depravity on the serengetti<br>whoops there goes gravity, moms spaghetti
    i screwed up, i fucked up, i got screwed and fucked<br>im the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked<br>i wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby<br>but you know i cant do, it's just too much trubby
    we're related rose, thats the problem, not the other<br>we cant be baby mommy daddies because your my sis and im you're brother<br>i have the feelings your feeling, we share the same idea<br>and i know i screwed up and probably caught gonohrrea
    but the truth of it all yo is that.... rose it would have never worked<br>and i hope you forgive me<br>because... actually... im having this baby now<br>i want to say im sorry and that i want to be.......... with you<br>and that what i did was wrong<br>and you can be its mommy and we can get married<br>and not worried about [*] babes
    do you agree
    roserap: yes dave.......... oh yes..................... take me away...........
    <i>CHORUS</i>
    <i>CHORUS X 2 with harmonies</i>
    ROSE: DAVE I LIED.... IM NOT PREGNANT..... IM JUST FAT................<br>dave: oh rose.............. i dont care........... being pregnant might be against the rules of the mpsa forum, but this isn't...........
    (worst makeout sounds ever)
    karkat: im going to throw up<br>john: gross!!! everyone cover your eyes!!! the two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are..... KISSING!!!!!!
    <big><i>mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm</i></big>
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Track: uh oh
Duration: 0:07
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/QJWPUe5cdKc
Lyrics:
    LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK
    bro: dave im going to eat ur baby
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Track: vs bros
Duration: 1:27
References: Can You Feel the Love Tonight, Versus
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/ustNt1bH9JQ
Lyrics:
    dave: bro i dont want to fight you. i just want to have my baby in peace.
    bro: hah! too bad, ash ketchum! im gary motherfucking oak and i'm hungry for babies so get goddamn shoveling!
    bro: i'm the king of everything under the sun<br>im just like parappa except i like hot dog buns
    im gonna beatdown your butt<br>ill contention your face
    ill eat all the babies in the human race
    john: why would bro say something like that
    dave: i dunno. he's never tried to eat my babies before!
    bro: shut up your face dad, im totally me<br>eatin apple jacks is the way to be
    haha! how does it feel to be shut down by my superior rapping techniques
    i will show you the power of the forbidden rhyme - the words that rhyme with THEMSELVES
    john: this is entirely unimpressive
    bro: you have yet to see my true power
    huaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
    dave: actually this is [*]<br>im going to bed
    bro: YOU CANT GO TO BED
    actually im out of batteries so i'm going to die
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Track: a baby is born
Duration: 1:30
References: rose pragnant
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/jCfE_6pTN8A
Lyrics:
    KC GREEN: HEY KIDS,,, THIS IS KC GREEN AND IT'S TIME FOR THE GUNSHOW SINGALONG SHOW I HOPE YOU ALL GOT YOUR FACES READY TO SING A LITTLE TUNE HERE
    LETS GO
    all: I'm having a baby and the baby is you<br>I'm having a baby and the baby is true<br>Greetings Andrew Hussie this is Radiation<br>How high do you have to be
    pretty goddamn high
    havin a baby and the baby is you (is you)<br>the baby is true (is trueeee)
    OHHHHHHHH IM HAVIN A BABY<br>AND ITS GONNA BE AWESOME WHEN I HAVE A BABY
    dave: omg its happening<br>IM HAVIN THIS BABY<br>IM HAVIN A BABY<br>ALL OVER YOUR FACE<br>AHFSAHFJHAGJKHAGKJHS<br>fjsahfkashgkjhagjks
    luigi: actually this is pretty gross
    arty: PUSH PUSH PUSH
    mia: i came
    dave: it's beautiful its beautiful<br>your beautiful<br>john youre a beautiful baby
    john: I LOVE BEING YOUR BABY/ IM THE BABY. IM THE BABY, ITS ME
    AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
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    mia: i came as fast as i could