path: root/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1.yaml

Album: 'Stuckhome Syndrome Part One V1: Years In the Past'
Directory: stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Date: April 13, 2016
Date Added: October 25, 2023
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past
Cover Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Color: '#FFF0CF'
Groups:
- Fandom
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i>
    Stuckhome Syndrome Part One, Volume One is a collection of every song I ever did for Homestuck that never got used, and it's a collection of every song I ever did for Homestuck - be they finished or even just light throwaway sketches - that never got used.

    This will release more like a video game, with free DLC updates throughout the next few months. I'll update the album with a changelog and announce each swath of updates. Make sure you get a Bandcamp fan account when you buy if you don't have one already; that will let you download the album multiple times so you can keep updating to the current version. Aside from more polish, better mixing, and better versions of bonus tracks, you can expect expanded liner notes, track art, and more over the next few months - all included with the one time price.

    If you don't wanna deal with all of this weird video game release methodology garbage, that's fine too! I'll be releasing this as a set of multiple split albums of more manageable size as I finish up each individual release, with the first in the near future, for if you just have a bunch of albums instead of one huge mutant thing! You'll be able to buy a pass for all of the albums for the same price as this album, so you won't be missing out. Make sure you're following me on twitter at https://twitter.com/spellbang for updates on that!

    Thank you so much for supporting me!

    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr pre-order announcement](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140367744668/ok-actual-stuckhome-syndrome-big-post-and-whatever), excerpt)

    Here’s the breakdown:

    <b>APRIL THIRTEEN: Stuckhome Syndrome Part 1 V1: <i>Years in the Past</i></b>

    The first and biggest (by volume, not effort) of the four albums is a collection of every unreleased Homestuck track I’ve ever made (with one important exception) polished up as much as I possibly can. It’s going to be released as a 43 track album with hundreds of bonus tracks included once you buy it, partially because putting 413+ songs on a single bandcamp page is a ridiculous, tiring amount of scrolling and I don’t want to put you through that.

    Will have liner notes and all that for every song if I can hack it, plus track art (possibly yours! scroll down for more info)

    <b>JUNE TWELVE: Stuckhome Syndrome Part 1 V2: <i>Gaiden (Reloaded)</i></b>

    Title in progress, I think, because that’s dumb, but this is all the songs I did for [[group:homestuck-gaiden|Homestuck Gaiden]], plus from-the-ground-up remakes of all of them. I’m toying with getting other artists from the Gaiden page on there as well. So! Hopefully this will be a good compromise, given that the Gaiden page as it stands is basically a dead horse, which is something I’m pretty sure I can’t talk about further! So I won’t, uh, touch on that. (I’m sure someone has the files if you hunt around, but it won’t be me.)

    <b>AUGUST EIGHT: Stuckhome Syndrome Part 1 V3: <i>Coolkid’s on the Block</i></b>

    My solo Dave album, originally planned for a What Pumpkin release years ago, finally hits your ears. Only about four years late. Plus all bonuses planned.

    <b>OCTOBER TWENTY-FIFTH: Stuckhome Syndrome Part 2: From Before the Beginning to After the End, PLUS A BIG HUGE SURPRISE</b>

    All those songs I did for Homestuck you heard already? Picture them completely reimagined. Each one gets a total rethink from the ground up, keeping the soul of the original in a fancy new 2016 body.

    That same day, something insane is getting launched, and I think it will blow your collective brains, but nicely. I’ll tease it more closer to the date.

    <i>[Wiki note: As of this writing, no other Stuckhome albums have been released.]</i>
---
Section: Main album
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Track: Hivebent Anthem
Duration: '02:35'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/hivebent-anthem
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr pre-release preview](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/141914031278/todays-stuckhome-syndrome-p1v1-album-preview-is), excerpt)
    Today’s <a href=https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past>Stuckhome Syndrome P1V1</a> album preview is for Hivebent Anthem, my flagship track for [[album:alterniabound|Alterniabound]] (one of a few; the rest were really, really silly (including one that’s a really honky and weird Gamzee track)) that unfortunately didn’t get on the album; I was trying to do a troll session variant on the Homestuck Anthem, basically; it’s a little sadder and weirder, as befits the, you know, grey candy corn alien people it’s about. Here’s the first minute and change of it!
---
Track: Sburban Echo
Duration: '02:11'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-echo
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr pre-release preview](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/142447358778/heres-something-you-havent-heard-yet-this-is), excerpt)
    Here’s something you haven’t heard yet! This is Sburban Echo, a Lord English track formerly from [[album:the-felt|The Felt]], then reworked for [[album:homestuck-vol-9|Volume 9]] to be more akin to, like, <i>yo, what if [[track:sburban-jungle|Sburban Jungle]] was written for the Dead Session?</i> but unfinished, then here now it’s not unfinished anymore, it’s done and fancy for an<a href=https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past> album I’m releasing on 4/13 for $13.43</a> that you can pre-order now for <i>$9.87</i>.
---
Track: Entangled With the Void
Duration: '02:43'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/entangled-with-the-void
Referenced Tracks:
- Soft Happy Pal
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr pre-release preview](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/141791798653/as-promised-every-day-im-going-to-be-previewing), excerpt)
    This is the first minute of a Caliborn/Lord English track that emphasizes the petulant brat’s predilection for false signifiers of maturity in the form of loud dumb guitars and “epic” “melodies.” It’s the most Tensei thing I ever made. Maybe you’ll like it!
---
Track: Soft Happy Pal
Duration: '02:10'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/soft-happy-pal
---
Track: Listen to the Lovely Weather
Duration: '02:52'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/listen-to-the-lovely-weather
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr pre-release preview](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/141959324318/its-a-new-day-and-that-new-day-contains-a-new), excerpt)
    It’s a new day, and that new day contains a new song preview for <a href=https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past>Stuckhome Syndrome P1V1</a>; this is the first minute and a half of <i>Listen to the Lovely Weather</i>, one of the tracks I wrote and produced for <i>[[album:the-felt|The Felt]]</i>. There were a few more than the ones that made it on to that album and later ones (like [[track:afraid-of-the-darko|Afraid of the Darko]] and [[track:everything-is-something-to-somebody|Everything is Something to Somebody]]) and those are all on here (including a better version of Afraid of the Darko done for [[album:homestuck-vol-8|Volume 8]] that…didn’t get on, because it was finished too last-minute).
    This one was one I was always a little sad didn’t make it onto the album proper because it’s so jovial; <i>The Felt</i> doesn’t have a lot of major key work on it, and to capture that feel of a weird time concert I wanted to have some stuff that was a bit hopeful and tuneful, too, with acoustic guitar noodling and bright piano and stuff. This is probably the most upbeat track I wrote for <i>The Felt;</i> it’s also one of my favorites. Hope it’ll be one of yours, too!
---
Track: It's Been a Long Time
Duration: '02:29'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/its-been-a-long-time
---
Track: A Mom's Mom
Duration: '03:00'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/a-moms-mom
---
Track: Heir Transplant
Duration: '03:22'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/heir-transplant
Referenced Tracks:
- Heir Transparent
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr pre-release preview](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/141865610108/homestuck-updated-today-for-the-first-time-in), excerpt)
    Homestuck updated today for the first time in MONTHS. Crazy, right? Celebrate with another preview track for <a href=https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past>Stuckhome Syndrome Part 1 V1: Years in the Past!</a> (Still out 4/13, the day the comic ends forever. It’s been seven years, can you believe that?)
    Thisn’s a redo I started a while back of <i>Heir Transparent</i>, without any of the material from [[track:doctor|Doctor]] (just the stuff I added for my mix). So it’s a rearrangement of a remix that’s 2x removed from the source, now? god this title is dumb but whatever i still love it
    I might add strings, <i>says me about every song now I guess</i>. This would sound <i>great</i> with strings, though, so I will most likely! do that
---
Track: Battle Theme for the Lost at Heart
Duration: '02:42'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/battle-theme-for-the-lost-at-heart
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    See the above [[track:instructions-on-how-to-fix-the-future|(Instructions on How to Fix the Future)]] for the context; a lot of themes of going against hopeless odds show up in Homestuck, anyway, and that’s one of my favorite themes to write for, in any guise (see also [[track:curb-stomp-the-finale-remotivate-yourself|Curb Stomp the Finale]], which is…not on this pre order). This kept more of the PSG/OPM Sega chip stuff in the current version, but I felt like the chorus needed more thump and less rump, so I gave it a dubstep bounce. This is not my area of expertise but it was <i>really fun</i> to put together even if I ended up having to export the chain through Maximus and import it back in as a sample to get the crushed dynamics without ruining the rest of the track.
---
Track: Instructions on How to Fix the Future
Duration: '02:59'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/instructions-on-how-to-fix-the-future
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    Like [[track:crock-n-roll|Crock n’ Roll]], this is an Alpha kid thing; I think I wrote it right after the Scratch? The original, also like Crock n’ Roll, was all PSG and OPM before I touched it up. Quite successfully, I think, too; this is my second favorite of the ones here. The bassline was really fun to write; I haven’t really done much stuff this funky before!
---
Track: Null/Void
Duration: '03:32'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/null-void
---
Track: Parenthetical Excitation
Duration: '02:51'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/parenthetical-excitation
---
Track: Crock n' Roll
Contributors:
- Robert J! Lake (composition, arrangement, production)
- Luke Benjamins (additional percussion)
Duration: '02:18'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/crock-n-roll
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    Jane’s strife theme! Or, well, intended to be Jane’s strife theme. I think I started falling off of Homestuck sometime after Act 6, but at the start there I felt the most invigorated about the comic I had in years. The new kids were great, and of them Jane was far and away my favorite (which makes sense, given that Jade was my favorite before this; you’ll notice a lot of songs are written with her in mind). My goal here was to make something that mirrored [[track:showtime-original-mix|Showtime]] without imitating or quoting it, and updating it for the new bunch of kids. The idea was that since the original bunch of strife themes were decidedly 8-bit, I’d go 16-bit; so we have Sega PSG and OPM sound chip emulation as the entire instrumentation, except for the spoons. The spoons (courtesy the wonderful Luke Benjamins) are there because she’s a baker, and Betty Crocker, and you get it.
---
Track: Unsoftly
Duration: '02:24'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/unsoftly
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr pre-release preview](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/142512923308/if-you-havent-recently-checked-or-somehow-dont), excerpt)
    If you haven’t recently checked or somehow don’t know about <a href=https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past>my upcoming 4/13 album</a> of songs I wrote for Homestuck while I (and the rest of the music team, honestly) were way more active, you should do that! The album is $13.43 on release but only  $9.87 now, so <a href=https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past>pre order while you still can!</a> oh also that purchase will entitle you to <i><b>four hundred and thirteen</b></i> songs, no biggie
    I updated it with a bunch of things people haven’t heard, including this, <i>Unsoftly</i>, which is a track that is not <i>[[track:softly|Softly]]</i>, and you’re pretty sure never quite sounded like <i>Softly</i>, but is probably related in some way, you think. And you’d be right, because that’s the point
    Jade was always probably my favorite character (Dave and John very close seconds) and though I tended to make songs that were super major key happy tunes, this was an attempt to explore her darker, weirder side. She’s all smiles most of the time but she’s also kind of fucked up if you think about it?
---
Track: TEAM_HeIR_sburb_beta_v.01_fully_cracked.rar
Directory: team-heir-sburb-beta-v01-fully-cracked-rar
Duration: '02:23'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/team-heir-sburb-beta-v-01-fully-cracked-rar
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    The above [[track:team-heir-sburb-alpha-v06-fully-cracked-rar|(TEAM_HeIR_sburb_alpha_v.06_fully_cracked.rar)]] was actually a section of this track I could never quite figure out how to incorporate, so I just split them. The idea here was pretty dumb, but it’s just “what if sburb was pirated? what would the keygen music sound like?” That’s what this is, it’s Homestuck keygen music. Pitched it for [[album:homestuck-vol-5|volume 5]] to no avail.
---
Track: Jadestep
Duration: '03:24'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/jadestep
Referenced Tracks:
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr pre-release preview](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/142334340763/hey-wow-holy-shit-there-is-a-huge-new-update-and), excerpt)
    Hey, wow, holy shit there is a huge new update and everyone is screaming like it’s 2012 again. Brings back memories.
    Which reminds me: DID YOU KNOW that on 4/13 I’m releasing an album of music I did for Homestuck that has over four <b>hundred</b> songs on it? Yeah, it’s true. And it costs only $11.43! And <b>right now</b> you can get it for only <i>$9.87.</i> <b>That’s crazy. Here’s the link: https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past</b>
    Here’s a song from that album. It’s called <i>Jadestep;</i> originally done for [[album:homestuck-vol-8|Volume 8]] as a mutation of something I tooled around with for <i>[[album:homestuck-for-the-holidays|Homestuck for the Holidays]]</i>, it never really got finished with a level of polish I was satisfied with…until this morning! It’s not the first minute; it’s the whole dang thing!
---
Track: A Classy Prospitian Lady
Duration: '02:41'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/a-classy-prospitian-lady
---
Track: Alone, But Not Lonely
Duration: '01:24'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/alone-but-not-lonely-2
---
Track: Lost
Directory: lost-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '02:22'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/lost
---
Track: Sbversive Jungle
Duration: '02:47'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/sbversive-jungle
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr pre-release preview](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/142044405433/todays-stuckhome-syndrome-p1v1-preview-islate-a), excerpt)
    This is the first minute of <i>Sbversive Jungle</i>, my take on what I thought the Alpha Kid Sburb loading screen would be. Given the jump elsewhere from 8 to 16 bit, I figured a jump from 90s/early 00s sim game pastiche to a more modern vibe seemed analogous, so you have this ambient texturey vibe that fits with stuff like <i>Spore</i> (which was a big inspiration) and other stuff of the like.
    Disasterpeace and Ryan Roth were definitely big influences on this as well!
---
Track: Music of Space
Duration: '02:52'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/music-of-space
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    Muse of Space, music of space, get it. Really proud of the Boards of Canada vibe on the synths here. Yet another [[album:cherubim|Cherubim]] draft, which I, a year later, added weird robot samples to to repurpose as a Cookie Clicker theme back when I was more obsessed with that then I am now. Initially I was going to actually pursue making a full album of that, but that seems silly, so here it is, Cookie Clicker ties removed, and fixed up with an end section it never had that hits pretty hard. One of my favorite bits on the album so far.
---
Track: Uranium Flow
Duration: '03:31'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/uranium-flow
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    One of the oldest tracks here, believe it or not! All that’s new is mixing, some drums, and the bassline; the rest is exactly how it was in <i>2009</i>. Two thousand and <i>nine</i>. I had intended to work on this further for an album, initially a volume, then later the Jade album, then a volume again. It’s spacey deep house because she’s the Witch of Space, you get me
---
Track: Bird Versus Bee
Duration: '03:27'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/bird-versus-bee
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    A <i>direct</i> Jade album castoff, with only a solo added and drum mixing to distinguish it from early 2012. Very proud of this one, always was. Favorite track on the album, actually, tied with the next one. Really like the Boards of Canada vibe here, too. I, uh, like Boards of Canada. Canada you tell? Hah, hah. I have no earthly idea what the title means
---
Track: Farewell to the Old Extreme
Duration: '01:45'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/farewell-to-the-old-extreme
---
Track: Adagio Redshift
Duration: '02:57'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/adagio-redshift
---
Track: D.
Duration: '03:06'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/d
---
Track: Premonition
Directory: premonition-stuckhome-syndrome
Duration: '02:29'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/premonition
---
Track: Premonition Overdrive
Duration: '02:27'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/premonition-overdrive
Referenced Tracks:
- track:premonition-stuckhome-syndrome
---
Track: Tempo Rarely
Duration: '02:04'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/tempo-rarely
---
Track: Game Over
Directory: game-over-stuckhome-syndrome
Duration: '02:30'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/game-over-3
---
Track: Song for Rose Lalonde
Duration: '04:25'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/song-for-rose-lalonde
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/141744671168/april-14-still-413-you-know-thats-when-this), excerpt)
    This is the first minute and change of <i>Song for Rose Lalonde</i>, which I’m cleaning up and adding on to a bit. It has the distinction of being (until very recently) the last Homestuck song I ever wrote; this was just a few months after [[album:cherubim|Cherubim]]. I planned on this being on [[album:homestuck-vol-10|Volume 10]] but…more on Volume 10 later, friendos!
    It had a pretty bad Piano VST until last night, when I threw some real piano sounds on it. Now it sounds…a lot better! I might add some strings before the final release, but maybe not.
---
Track: Every Rose Has Her Thorn
Duration: '02:07'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/every-rose-has-her-thorn
Referenced Tracks:
- Song for Rose Lalonde
---
Track: Voices of the Dead
Duration: '03:06'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/voices-of-the-dead
---
Track: Long Gone
Duration: '02:31'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/long-gone-3
---
Track: Afraid of the Darko (Final Mix)
Duration: '03:01'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/afraid-of-the-darko-final-mix
Referenced Tracks:
- Afraid of the Darko
Sampled Tracks:
- Afraid of the Darko
---
Track: (flow)
Directory: flow-stuckhome-syndrome
Duration: '01:36'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/flow-2
---
Track: unhackable.~ath
Duration: '02:46'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/unhackable-ath
---
Track: Stroke Death
Duration: '03:53'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/stroke-death
---
Track: The Harmony of Having Had and Lost
Duration: '02:32'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/the-harmony-of-having-had-and-lost
---
Track: The Wayward and the Ward's Way
Duration: '02:40'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/the-wayward-and-the-wards-way
---
Track: Born Without a Name
Duration: '02:45'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/born-without-a-name
Referenced Tracks:
- Boy Skylark
---
Track: Boy Skylark
Duration: '07:15'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/boy-skylark
Lyrics: |-
    This is the story about a boy born strangely, who crashed to Earth in an inferno and was taken in by his half-brother who raised him and loved him as if he was his very own son and the boy was none the wiser and knew him as his very own father.
    He grew up to have an odd sense of humor and wear glasses and watch terrible movies and talk with his friends for hours and hours and hours online, and look up to the sky at night and wonder to himself quietly if this was all his life would ever be.
    All he really knew was his suburban sprawl, his meager house, his foster father's tender care and affection, and his online companions. But if he was honest, truly, deeply honest with himself, that's all he really needed. What could he possibly want more?
    I guess he'd been waiting a pretty long time for a game he'd been excited for. A game he'd wanted to play with all of his friends. And on his thirteenth birthday, the day he got the name, "John", he would.
    Now John had a penchant for being a bit of a prankster, so when he started the game he fooled around quite a lot. made a huge mess everywhere, knocked things all over... really wasn't productive in the least. But to be fair, the game didn't seem to have a point at first, even as it layered complicated system over complicated system, seemingly just for convolution's sake.
    But John worked through the menus and complexity as best as he could, and he seemed to get a decent handle of it eventually - solving the first puzzle and allowing himself a small feeling of victory, even if it was over something comparatively symplistic.
    But that moment didn't last because a meteor, seemingly out of nowhere, came hurtling down from all the way in space! It would have crushed him and his house had he not at the crucial moment taken a bite of a magic apple which spared him and his place and prepared him for his quest.
    You see, John wasn't just playing a game. He was, unbeknownst to him, turning the key that opens future's door, changing the entire course of his life - and it wasn't actually even the first time this had happened! This had been repeated an infinite number of times before now... though, how could he have possibly known that?
    But this time was different. This time, everything would work out. He would finally manage to overcome everything in his path.
    See, John would eventually find himself in a multitude of situations that would lead to a world of dangers. But, he would hear a voice calling out to him. And that voice would say,
    Loudly,
    But as calmly as he could,
    "John,"
    Saying:
    "John, do the windy thing."
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/142767566733/happy-413-this-is-the-first-time-anyones-heard), excerpt)
    Happy 4/13! This is the first time anyone’s heard this besides me. Also, FINALLY, IT UPLOADED! Because the mp3 was actually too big for Tumblr at…good quality…resolution. I had to drop it to a comparatively abysmal 128KBPS, so if you’re an audiophile, I’m sorry! Also, you can get it in good actual nice quality on the album, which you should buy. It’s here: https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past
    This song is <i>four years old</i>. The vocal track has been a part of it for four years. I wanted this thing on [[album:homestuck-vol-6|Volume 6]]! Then, as a bonus track on [[album:homestuck-vol-7|Volume 7]], then on [[album:homestuck-vol-8|Volume 8]], etc. I eventually gave up. It’s not like it’s the best song in the world but I was pretty proud of this weird baby. If you aren’t a fan of vocals, it’s fine; the instrumental is on the album!
---
Track: Four Kids and a Game They Play Together
Duration: '02:51'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/four-kids-and-a-game-they-play-together
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    My other favorite. Written as an end credits theme for Homestuck as a whole in, like, early 2011? New stuff here is the guitar, which is literally all I changed; the Pixies-ish vibe on it just feels right. Probably one of my most melodically articulate compositions ever, and just a compositional high point for me in general. Sometimes a melody takes ages of work to figure out; I work by ear, and when something sounds bad (i.e. trite, boring, too much like a bad old third-rate video game soundtrack and not enough like a, you know, good melody), it can be a while before I can make it sound good. This one was almost effortless, though.
---
Track: untitled (epilogue)
Duration: '01:25'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/untitled-epilogue
---
Section: Bonus tracks
---
Track: Intermission One
Duration: '00:35'
---
Track: Dreambubble
Duration: '02:02'
---
Track: Biophosphoradelectableandmostdelicious
Duration: '00:56'
Referenced Tracks:
- Biophosphoradelecrystalluminescence
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    One of a few spinoffs/sequels to the track which the title mutated from; I did a lot of that kind of thing, only a bit of which got used ([[track:pyrocumulus-kickstart|Pyrocumulus]] might be the most notable example).
---
Track: Do Anbroids Dream of…?
Duration: '02:44'
Lyrics: |-
    Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep
    Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep

    Sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    Oh hell. Okay. So this was originally written for the Jade album that never happened (more on that later) but then I reworked it after it was pretty clear no more Homestuck music was going to happen (at least for a while) for a game called <i>Sheep Keeper</i>, which, amazingly, never ended up coming out. And I can’t find the source file; this is all I have. So you get the sheepy version, and there is almost nothing about sheep in Homestuck except for Aradia, and this song doesn’t feel like it really fits her, and I’m fully admitting this is getting pushed past the 43 mark on the album proper. THAT SAID: I think the melody is cute and solid, and I like the bouncy production. Which is, you know, why it’s not relegated to nothingness here.
---
Track: TEAM_HeIR_sburb_alpha_v.06_fully_cracked.rar
Directory: team-heir-sburb-alpha-v06-fully-cracked-rar
Duration: '01:21'
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    This actually makes more sense if I talk about it with… [[track:team-heir-sburb-beta-v01-fully-cracked-rar|(TEAM_HeIR_sburb_beta_v.01_fully_cracked.rar)]]
---
Track: Stardust Speedcore
Duration: '02:01'
Referenced Tracks:
- Stellarum Salve
---
Track: Wanderlost
Duration: '02:03'
---
Track: Subconscious Meetup
Duration: '01:08'
---
Track: Bass Shift
Duration: '02:06'
---
Track: Curb Stomp the Finale (Remotivate Yourself!)
Duration: '02:38'
---
Track: Entropy
Directory: entropy-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '02:26'
---
Track: TAB RUSH
Duration: '01:06'
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    Wayward Vagabond Drinks Tab And Yeah Ok Sure I Really Need To Fix The Mixing
---
Track: Lullaby of the Furthest Ring
Duration: '02:12'
---
Track: Downward Movement
Duration: '01:17'
---
Track: P.S.
Duration: '02:46'
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    Another [[album:the-wanderers|Wanderers]] castoff, this time about that one cute mail lady (hence the title). The production on it was fairly minimal; the spacious drums are new. I might fiddle with it a bit more but this one might get shoved past track 43 on the final, as with… [[track:lovetred|(Lovetred)]]
---
Track: Lovetred
Duration: '02:29'
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    Embarassingly, I don’t actually totally remember the context for this one (I think it’s a troll romance thing; there are a lot of incidents though where my themes got pretty loose, even in tracks that made it onto albums. I’ll be the first to admit, for instance, that [[track:whistling-jackhammer|Whistling Jackhammer]] is almost more inspired by Hussie’s earlier comic Whistles (hence the title) than Homestuck), but I do know that I reused the title for a game concept I had a few years later I never really went public with. Either way, it’s probably getting moved past track 43 as well; it’s good, and I’m proud of it, (the melodies are very inspired by George & Jonathan, which is a favorite group of mine) but it doesn’t quite feel right where it is. It’s finished, though, as is. A weirdo, for sure.
---
Track: Pleasant/Pressure
Duration: '03:02'
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    This grew out of a [[album:cherubim|Cherubim]] draft; it’s much expanded upon here since that file, which is mostly just the main melody and bassline. I abandoned it in favor of [[track:stellarum-salve|Stellarum Salve]] early on, but I like how it turned out at this point.
---
Track: Of Magic Towers, Swords, and Sorcery
Duration: '03:09'
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    Aaaaah! I consider this kind of a pair with [[track:biophosphoradelecrystalluminescence|Biophosphoradelecrystalluminescence]] in terms of aural space, but this was a Jade album castoff, as are three others here. That was me trying to make a Jade album with [[group:clark-powell|Clark Powell]]; it fell through when the solo albums stopped happening, but we dreamed big. [[track:jane-dargason|Jane Dargason]] is probably the only real collaborative survivor of that in the end; the two of us should work together more. Anyway, this track is light and bouncy and features a lot of vocal samples. It’s exactly the same as it was when I pitched it to [[album:homestuck-vol-9|Volume 9]] (after touching it up more); reusing tracks I did for other Homestuck albums ended up being a trend (so many [[album:the-felt|Felt]] tracks got reused for later albums, like [[track:afraid-of-the-darko|Afraid of the Darko]]).
---
Track: Allidile
Duration: '00:15'
---
Track: Slime Pie
Duration: '02:29'
---
Track: JOHN DO THE WINDY THING ("CLASSIC")
Originally Released As: track:john-do-the-windy-thing
Duration: '04:04'
Lyrics: |-
    John, do the windy thing,
    John, do the windy thing,
    John, do the windy thing,
    Do the windy thing...
---
Track: JOHN DO THE WINDY THING (REDUX)
Duration: '01:44'
Sampled Tracks:
- JOHN DO THE WINDY THING
Lyrics: |-
    John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John,
    John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John,
    John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John,
    John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John,

    John, do the windy thing,
    John, do the windy thing,
    John, do the windy thing,
    Do the windy thing,
    John, do the windy thing,
    John, do the do the do the do the
    John, do the windy thing,
    Do the windy...

    John, do the windy thing,
    John, do the do the do the do the
    Thing, John, the do windy
    John, do the do the do the do the
    John, John, John,
    John,

    Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohn.

    John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John,
    John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John,
    John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John,
    John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John,
---
Track: Tobias Funk/Ron Swansong
Duration: '02:16'
Lyrics: |-
    Okay. Once more, from the bridge.
    I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
    Could be your colon. I'd wanna get in there and find some-

    Chuck E. Cheese.
    They have an impeccable business model. I would rather work for Chuck E. Cheese.
    I got my first job when I was nine - worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor.

    Well, that certainly leaves me out.

    Child labor laws are ruining this country.

    Let me take off my "assistant" skirt, and put on my "Barbara Streisand in <i>The Prince of Tides</i>", ass-masking, therapist pantsuit.

    I have the "Dorothy Every Time Smurf Girl Trophy for Excellence in Female Stuff".

    Because I'm a woman!
    Not just a man... but a man's man.

    I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.
    Number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food.
    I was born ready.

    Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11.

    I'm Ron (BLEEP) Swanson.

    Hey!
    Where the (BLEEP) are my hardboiled eggs?

    Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk.
    Drop in a token, look at a duck.

    Huzzah!
    I'll be your wingman.
    Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
    Nice to be back in a queen.
    Let me out that queen.

    Huzza- Huzza- Huzza- Huz- Huz- Huzzah!

    There's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free.

    I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toed boot.
    On my death bed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed rushed to my side, so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to Hell one last time.
    Would I get married again? Oh, absolutely.
    If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

    Oh, I'm afraid I just "blue" myself.
---
Track: Islander
Directory: islander-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '02:45'
---
Track: Jane's Dragon
Duration: '01:33'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAG6_bycbYw
Referenced Tracks:
- Jane Dragon
---
Track: Webster's Sacred Compass Manual
Duration: '03:04'
---
Track: 'Squiddles OP 1: Supercrush Guitar!'
Duration: '02:32'
Lyrics: |-
    (Incomprehensible)
    Everybody sleeps 'til the end of the day
    And now you're gonna make everything go away
    Don't leave me here without you baby
    Everybody sleeps 'til the end of the day
    And now you're gonna make everything go away
    Don't leave me here without you baby
    Everybody sleeps 'til the end of the day
    And now you're gonna make everything go away
    Don't leave me here without you baby
    Everybody sleeps 'til the end of the day
    And now you're gonna make everything go away
    Don't leave me here without you baby
---
Track: Squididdlydiddle (Squiddles Season 2 Theme)
Duration: '00:46'
---
Track: Squiddle Rave Attack Bass Squadron Alpha Two
Duration: '02:54'
---
Track: Go Rest Our Heroes
Duration: '01:23'
---
Track: Hope
Directory: hope-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '02:08'
---
Track: Sortable Loss
Duration: '02:40'
---
Track: Heir Time
Duration: '02:02'
---
Track: Something Mostly Excellent
Duration: '00:54'
---
Track: Hello Hello!
Duration: '02:29'
---
Track: A Really Hot Clock
Duration: '01:45'
---
Track: Moment of Solace
Duration: '02:08'
---
Track: Stupid Feline Nonsense
Duration: '01:32'
---
Track: Intermission Two
Duration: '01:22'
---
Track: A Day in the Kingdom of Light
Duration: '01:17'
---
Track: Exiled
Directory: exiled-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '02:05'
---
Track: Vagabonding
Duration: '02:17'
---
Track: Apocalypse Then
Duration: '01:30'
---
Track: Get Home Soon
Duration: '02:37'
Sampled Tracks:
- 1 (Jamie Paige Stanley)
---
Track: Mobius Double
Duration: '01:40'
---
Track: Three Years
Duration: '01:00'
---
Track: Already Here
Duration: '01:36'
---
Track: Sleepytime Tea for Sleepytime Me
Duration: '01:33'
---
Track: Sunglasses
Directory: sunglasses-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '02:45'
---
Track: Spades' Licks
Duration: '02:09'
---
Track: Sandles
Directory: sandles-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '02:09'
---
Track: Bass Trick
Duration: '01:33'
---
Track: Edgelord
Duration: '01:48'
---
Track: Desert Creatures
Duration: '00:29'
---
Track: Beautiful Wander
Duration: '00:42'
---
Track: Bad Taste
Duration: '00:30'
---
Track: Pocketwatch
Directory: pocketwatch-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '02:35'
Sampled Tracks:
- Clockwork Melody
---
Track: A Bro's Bro
Duration: '00:53'
Referenced Tracks:
- A Mom's Mom
---
Track: Mess With/Get With
Duration: '01:02'
---
Track: We've All Been Dead Again
Duration: '00:46'
---
Track: Intermission Three
Duration: '01:08'
---
Track: Fargazing
Duration: '00:39'
---
Track: Airthickness
Duration: '01:16'
---
Track: Kernel's Pride
Duration: '00:53'
---
Track: Happy Camping
Duration: '00:50'
---
Track: Lusus Argument
Duration: '01:25'
---
Track: Trollclap
Duration: '02:02'
---
Track: Walking and Walking and Waiting and Waiting
Duration: '00:40'
---
Track: Prototyping
Directory: prototyping-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '00:43'
---
Track: Too Happy
Duration: '01:24'
---
Track: Dave's Ringtone
Duration: '00:14'
---
Track: Hopeful Romantic in a Hazardous World
Duration: '00:46'
---
Track: Tech Hop
Duration: '00:23'
---
Track: Questline
Directory: questline-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '00:33'
---
Track: Quindance
Duration: '02:41'
---
Track: Bubbliblub
Duration: '00:54'
---
Track: A Daughter's Daughter
Duration: '01:12'
Referenced Tracks:
- A Mom's Mom
---
Track: Colorless Courtjester
Duration: '00:57'
---
Track: Tandem Heartbbeat
Duration: '01:05'
---
Track: Dreamscape Breakout
Duration: '01:37'
Sampled Tracks:
- Amen, Brother
---
Track: Cruxtruder
Directory: cruxtruder-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '01:21'
---
Track: Bad Future
Duration: '01:30'
---
Track: Everything Will Be OK
Duration: '01:31'
---
Track: Shopping on a Stupid Planet
Duration: '00:59'
---
Track: The World Has Ended Once Again, And Now We Must Escape
Duration: '01:06'
---
Track: Some Today I'll Get This Right
Duration: '01:57'
---
Track: Cloudling
Directory: cloudling-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '01:35'
---
Track: Ghosts, Buster
Duration: '01:32'
---
Track: Halfways
Directory: halfways-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '01:14'
---
Track: Hardly
Directory: hardly-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '00:45'
---
Track: Harley's Quin
Duration: '01:39'
---
Track: Harley's + David's Son
Duration: '00:40'
Referenced Tracks:
- Harley's Quin
---
Track: No, the Other Jack Black
Duration: '01:06'
---
Track: Modern Fairytale
Duration: '03:44'
---
Track: Late Nite Groove
Duration: '01:49'
---
Track: Ectogarden
Duration: '01:29'
---
Track: Are We All Friends Here?
Duration: '02:03'
---
Track: Do Your Best, I Guess
Duration: '01:00'
---
Track: Squiddle Gladiator
Duration: '01:06'
---
Track: Something Really…Else
Duration: '00:37'
---
Track: Lesson One
Duration: '00:31'
---
Track: Bubblebeam
Duration: '01:36'
---
Track: DiStri
Duration: '01:37'
---
Track: Serenity's Whisper
Duration: '00:48'
---
Track: Life on a Lonely World
Duration: '01:20'
---
Track: Jadeblood
Duration: '02:01'
---
Track: '????????'
Directory: question-marks
Duration: '00:12'
---
Track: Appleberry Blast
Duration: '00:40'
---
Track: Squiddles Party Time
Duration: '01:17'
Lyrics: |-
    Squiddles are (fifty-four seconds of indecipherable squiddle noises)
---
Track: Softly (Broken Hearts in Love Mix)
Duration: '01:22'
Referenced Tracks:
- Softly
Sampled Tracks:
- Softly
- Amen, Brother
---
Track: Paranoise
Duration: '01:39'
---
Track: Other
Directory: other-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '00:53'
---
Track: Comfortable Shenanigans
Duration: '01:40'
---
Track: 3 AM
Duration: '00:50'
---
Track: The End of Something Really Excellent
Directory: the-end-of-something-really-excellent-stuckhome-syndrome
Duration: '02:05'
Referenced Tracks:
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
---
Track: Sprite Spirit
Duration: '00:39'
---
Track: Ugh
Duration: '00:43'
---
Track: Welcome to the Midnight Crew's Street Team
Duration: '03:01'
---
Track: Deep Space Memory
Duration: '02:04'
---
Track: Brobot
Duration: '00:49'
---
Track: A Life Spent Dreaming
Duration: '01:24'
---
Track: Memories of Something Out of Reach
Duration: '01:14'
---
Track: Instructions on How to Wreck the Past
Duration: '02:49'
---
Track: Dave & Jade
Duration: '01:47'
---
Track: Consort Haiku
Duration: '01:06'
---
Track: Wupswab
Duration: '02:56'
---
Track: Skyquake
Duration: '01:00'
---
Track: Zeropoint
Duration: '00:40'
---
Track: Robbed Bank, Point Blank
Duration: '00:59'
Sampled Tracks:
- Let's All Rock the Heist
Lyrics: |-
    Like robbin' a bank at point blank
    With a loaded gun, loaded with blanks
    Unloading, cycling up in the air
    Flinging backwards, overprepared
    Like robbin' a bank at point blank
    With a loaded gun, loaded with blanks
    Unloading, cycling up in the air
    Flinging backwards, overprepared
    Like robbin' a bank at point blank
    With a loaded gun, loaded with blanks
    Unloading, cycling up in the air
    Flinging backwards, overprepared
    Like robbin' a bank at point blank
    With a loaded gun, loaded with blanks
    Unloading, cycling up in the air
    Flinging backwards, overprepared
---
Track: Let's Make This a Thing
Duration: '00:57'
---
Track: Ringaringaring
Duration: '01:03'
---
Track: Inscrutable, Untenable
Duration: '01:53'
---
Track: Imp Party
Duration: '00:27'
---
Track: Subspace
Directory: subspace-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '01:36'
---
Track: The K Stands for Karkat
Duration: '01:42'
---
Track: The Doof Behind the Veil
Duration: '00:29'
---
Track: Light and Rain
Duration: '02:29'
---
Track: Bubblebounce
Duration: '01:08'
---
Track: Please, Stop
Duration: '01:13'
---
Track: Man Skylark
Duration: '01:32'
---
Track: Friends You've Never Known
Duration: '00:33'
---
Track: Cool Buddy Time
Duration: '00:30'
---
Track: Your Bluh Runs Cold
Duration: '00:52'
Referenced Tracks:
- We've All Been Dead Again
---
Track: Mutie the Cutie
Duration: '00:35'
---
Track: "<3"
Directory: less-than-three
Duration: '01:25'
---
Track: Clock to Zero
Duration: '00:46'
---
Track: Selftickle
Duration: '00:56'
---
Track: Cosmic Halftime
Duration: '00:59'
---
Track: LICORIE SCOTTY DOGS
Duration: '02:35'
---
Track: Kiss Me Now or Never Do
Duration: '01:16'
---
Track: Deepest Depth Charge
Duration: '01:49'
---
Track: Too Much Time
Duration: '01:36'
---
Track: Holding Hands at the End of the World
Duration: '01:36'
---
Track: Unfuck the Universe
Duration: '05:12'
---
Track: Stupid Hacker Hacking Song
Duration: '02:18'
---
Track: Peaceful and Harmless and Posing No Threat
Duration: '00:58'
---
Track: …Made Me Feel Sad
Duration: '00:49'
---
Track: Final Hour, Final Day
Duration: '02:36'
---
Track: Cutting your Hand on the Hard Edge of Existence
Duration: '02:09'
---
Track: Inflammable Infirmary
Duration: '02:27'
---
Track: Crush
Directory: crush-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '02:49'
---
Track: Chilled Child
Duration: '01:25'
---
Track: Fake Arms/Cake Arms
Duration: '02:50'
---
Track: Rasterman
Duration: '01:56'
---
Track: Antigod Slamdown
Duration: '02:34'
---
Track: Useless Garbage Junk Mail
Duration: '02:12'
---
Track: Coolkid/Grandkid
Duration: '02:10'
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Track: A Lot of Breeding
Duration: '02:13'
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Track: please help me Im trapped in Andrew hussies basement
Duration: '01:03'
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Track: Hello Stardust
Duration: '02:13'
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Track: Softlie
Duration: '01:10'
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Track: JACKPOP BABBY
Duration: '02:28'
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Track: Upgrade of the Darko
Duration: '01:43'
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Track: It's Not Your Fault, You Know
Duration: '00:57'
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Track: 'A      I       E'
Duration: '02:04'
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Track: Anime Fanart
Duration: '00:54'
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Track: what the fuck is homestuck
Duration: '00:13'
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Track: Flannelgraph
Duration: '03:18'
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Track: Metaphorical Corkscrew Haymakers
Duration: '01:31'
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Track: Technobabylon
Duration: '01:51'
Sampled Tracks:
- Don't Let The Archons Get You Down (Kupek)
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Track: Michael Cera Photograph
Duration: '00:18'
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Track: try to keep in touch
Duration: '02:18'
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Track: ==>
Directory: next-arrow-stuckhome-syndrome
Duration: '01:15'
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Track: This Factory is Asphyxiating My Heart
Duration: '02:37'
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Track: Haunts' Up?
Duration: '02:32'
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Track: Zazzerpants
Duration: '01:49'
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Track: XOXO
Duration: '00:36'
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Track: The Revolting Soda
Duration: '01:34'
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Track: un-un-un-undead
Duration: '01:14'
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Track: you won the bass battle but not the bass war
Duration: '00:44'
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Track: Meme Number
Duration: '00:15'
---
Track: Within
Directory: within-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '00:40'
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Track: Paintlicking
Duration: '00:17'
---
Track: Intermission Four
Duration: '00:34'
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Track: Vermilion Picnic
Duration: '00:39'
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Track: Butterfly Effect Knife
Duration: '00:17'
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Track: Pseudoscience
Duration: '00:36'
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Track: Brodown
Duration: '00:10'
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Track: I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE I HATE PUPPET PEOPLE
Directory: i-hate-puppet-people
Duration: '01:32'
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Track: Ego Tripping on Planet X
Duration: '01:25'
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Track: Intermission Five
Duration: '01:04'
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Track: What is This, Again?
Duration: '01:36'
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Track: fncysntakind
Duration: '00:54'
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Track: Twitchybreath
Duration: '00:16'
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Track: World Reorder
Duration: '00:57'
Sampled Tracks:
- Heat
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Track: Weirdo
Directory: weirdo-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '00:19'
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Track: Sudden Weather Change
Duration: '04:49'
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Track: Merrygoloop
Duration: '00:14'
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Track: bad music
Duration: '01:25'
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Track: Underneath
Directory: underneath-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '03:10'
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Track: Asskick Prelude
Duration: '01:24'
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Track: (be passin out yarn like cheap cigars)
Duration: '00:18'
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Track: Game Mechanics
Duration: '00:16'
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Track: Fred Savage
Duration: '01:23'
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Track: Thereminute
Duration: '01:03'
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Track: Before Before the Beginning
Duration: '05:23'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUu2xzFJX3U
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Track: Make Sure You Don't Forget
Duration: '02:13'
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Track: Industrial Hellfire
Duration: '01:25'
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Track: Ten/25
Duration: '00:42'
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Track: Speakercrab
Duration: '03:32'
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Track: Old Place, New Space
Duration: '01:36'
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Track: Cornball Horseshit
Duration: '01:10'
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Track: Sweet Catch!
Duration: '00:51'
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Track: Cakeday
Duration: '00:21'
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Track: Superbreakout
Duration: '02:40'
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Track: Zappy, Retconny
Duration: '01:41'
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Track: Welcome to Crockercorp
Duration: '01:14'
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Track: No Going Back.
Duration: '00:32'
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Track: Static
Directory: static-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '02:18'
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Track: Squish Squash
Duration: '02:24'
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Track: Squiddly What?
Duration: '02:02'
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Track: Chuck's Tangle
Duration: '01:30'
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Track: Squid Dull
Duration: '01:14'
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Track: A Hugely Biggo Froggy Woggy
Duration: '01:13'
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Track: Spaceheadphones
Duration: '00:37'
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Track: Meteor Corridor
Duration: '01:49'
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Track: maybe a drunk teen isn't the best role model but what do i know
Duration: '01:49'
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Track: Wakey Wakey
Duration: '00:54'
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Track: dave got fat and everyone want him
Duration: '00:56'
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Track: A Little More Gay
Duration: '01:01'
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Track: clickypoppymelodarpy
Duration: '01:00'
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Track: Byoop
Duration: '01:04'
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Track: Casey at the Bat
Duration: '00:31'
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Track: A Young Girl Stands Alone
Duration: '03:50'
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Track: Skittlecolada
Duration: '00:25'
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Track: Looking Around an Unfamiliar Land
Duration: '02:18'
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Track: Transportalizer
Duration: '00:41'
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Track: Shitty Miracle
Duration: '00:26'
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Track: Sick Beats Mesa
Duration: '00:40'
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Track: the little girl who wasn't there
Duration: '03:07'
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Track: m e e t i n g
Directory: meeting
Duration: '02:03'
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Track: Even Silly Things are Dead
Duration: '0:18'
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Track: Chainsaw Lipstick
Duration: '02:22'
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Track: Sad-ish
Duration: '02:21'
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Track: Warm Fuzzies
Duration: '00:42'
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Track: Chuck Tingle Reference
Duration: '02:20'
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Track: Audio Kisses
Duration: '01:12'
---
Track: Queen of Tiny Teenies
Duration: '00:47'
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Track: Nerds
Directory: nerds-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '00:23'
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Track: Stupid Immortal Skull Monster Life
Duration: '00:15'
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Track: A Party for Idiots
Duration: '00:30'
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Track: Squiddlesneaks
Duration: '00:51'
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Track: Pesterchum
Directory: pesterchum-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '00:22'
---
Track: stalacticicle
Duration: '00:24'
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Track: All Things
Duration: '02:35'
---
Track: Please Insert Disc 2
Duration: '01:04'
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Track: Luminous Planet
Duration: '00:46'
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Track: Troll Whiste
Duration: '00:42'
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Track: Tiger Get
Duration: '00:13'
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Track: Transmission From the Post-Apocalypse
Duration: '00:14'
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Track: Constellation Composition
Duration: '01:24'
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Track: DRAWING IS EASY.
Duration: '00:13'
---
Track: Intermission Six
Duration: '00:29'
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Track: Canna Noodles
Duration: '01:48'
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Track: Toilet People
Duration: '00:09'
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Track: Patron Manbro
Duration: '00:19'
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Track: Hungrier and Angrier
Duration: '02:24'
Sampled Tracks:
- Garbage Truck (Robert J! Lake Cover)
Lyrics: |-
    And maybe we'll go
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Track: Number One Fangirl
Duration: '03:10'
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Track: Leader of the Losing Team
Duration: '00:54'
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Track: the JUICE.
Duration: '00:10'
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Track: Honeypot Homewrecker
Duration: '00:46'
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Track: Realness Attribute
Duration: '00:25'
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Track: Twitching Foam Noises
Duration: '00:39'
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Track: Drum Break
Duration: '00:12'
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Track: THE ASSASSINATED CORPSE OF LIAISON PUMPKINSNUFFLE
Duration: '00:36'
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Track: Making Friends Because of Ends
Duration: '02:37'
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Track: Hypermetronome
Duration: '01:22'
---
Track: Multiple Worlds Map
Duration: '02:01'
---
Track: Under Siege by Planet Jupiter
Duration: '01:36'
---
Track: Sleeping Pills
Duration: '02:56'
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Track: Thought's Eclipse
Duration: '00:46'
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Track: SERIOUS BUSINESS GOGGLES
Duration: '01:09'
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Track: Ticktock Inquisitor
Duration: '01:49'
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Track: Middle Finger to a Black Hole
Duration: '01:27'
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Track: Cute Music for Cute Muses
Duration: '01:10'
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Track: where do these horses keep coming from
Duration: '01:09'
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Track: Hornography
Duration: '00:38'
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Track: Planetsmash
Duration: '00:17'
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Track: db
Duration: '01:19'
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Track: dave dot wave
Duration: '01:25'
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Track: THREE DIMENSIONAL JPEG ARTIFACTS
Duration: '01:49'
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Track: Cornered
Directory: cornered-stuckhome-syndrome
Duration: '00:40'
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Track: Hugsound
Duration: '01:20'
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Track: I Ran Out of Name Ideas
Duration: '01:23'
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Track: I'm Dying But I Sure Do Love Music
Duration: '03:28'
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Track: Clambell
Duration: '00:15'
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Track: Cold. Heat.
Duration: '01:57'
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Track: ok i just pressed a button what is happening make it stop
Duration: '00:50'
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Track: Happyghost
Duration: '00:40'
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Track: Obama's Rap Solo
Duration: '01:27'
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Track: Momtage
Duration: '01:02'
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Track: miss zupperlips
Duration: '01:00'
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Track: Waiting.
Duration: '01:02'
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Track: Caliborn's Metal Show is Terrible
Duration: '02:00'
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Track: Intermission Eight
Duration: '01:54'
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Track: Starsong
Duration: '03:31'
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Track: Bloopland
Duration: '00:35'
---
Track: bllsdfjbaudsfb
Duration: '01:58'
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Track: Bleep Bleep
Duration: '00:13'
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Track: Alarm Tone for the Left Alone
Duration: '01:12'
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Track: Untitled?
Duration: '00:38'
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Track: Another Time, Another Place
Duration: '01:05'
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Track: Titled!
Duration: '01:29'
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Track: Know Your Dream
Duration: '00:24'
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Track: House Stuck
Duration: '00:50'
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Track: Prosh Pit
Duration: '00:44'
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Track: Squittle Talks
Duration: '00:54'
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Track: Isn't This "Is This the End?" Again?
Duration: '02:16'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w1v1_4uwWA
---
Track: Superguard
Duration: '04:29'
---
Track: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ghost busters 2 mmorpg
Duration: '01:10'
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Track: Dial in the Frequency
Duration: '01:04'
---
Track: One Two 3/4
Duration: '12:34'
---
Track: Graffiti Children
Duration: '00:30'
---
Track: GHOST GAUNTLET
Duration: '02:17'
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Track: Sleepscape
Duration: '00:55'
---
Track: A Good Morning for Night People
Duration: '00:45'
---
Track: Boy Skylark (Instrumental)
Duration: '07:22'
Referenced Tracks:
- Boy Skylark
Sampled Tracks:
- Boy Skylark
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Track: Kill Me Now or Never Do
Duration: '01:28'
Sampled Tracks:
- Kiss Me Now or Never Do
---
Track: Freestyle Parkour Master Chef
Duration: '01:35'
---
Track: A Shape Without Angles
Duration: '00:36'
---
Track: Toaster of the Tasty Bread
Duration: '05:23'
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Track: Spooksy
Duration: '00:20'
---
Track: This Track's Filename Was "rockrockrockrockrockrockrockrockrock.wav" and I Think Listening to it Will Be Funnier Knowing That
Duration: '00:34'
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Track: Black Queen Throwdown
Duration: '02:22'
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Track: Catastrophic Conniption Fit
Duration: '00:53'
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Track: They've Earned It
Duration: '00:27'
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Track: He Isn't Even Stuck in His House
Duration: '01:26'
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Track: Thus Sprach Rudeyrudeman
Duration: '00:53'
Referenced Tracks:
- Also sprach Zarathustra
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Track: Bunker Bro
Duration: '01:01'
---
Track: Groove Row
Duration: '03:12'
---
Track: Smoothly
Directory: smoothly-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '00:48'
---
Track: Unununununtrustable
Duration: '00:58'
---
Track: Wake Up Dumbass
Duration: '01:59'
---
Track: DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO
Duration: '00:13'
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Track: Battledrobe
Duration: '02:28'
---
Track: Rockin' Blue Raspberry Gushers
Duration: '00:27'
---
Track: Fluorite Octet
Duration: '01:06'
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Track: GET IT OUT
Duration: '01:42'
---
Track: Lemonsnout
Duration: '00:13'
---
Track: Requiem for Something Really Excellent (Demo)
Duration: '01:35'
Referenced Tracks:
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
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Track: Final Boss Rehearsal
Duration: '00:46'
---
Track: Sandy Beach on Saturn
Duration: '03:39'
---
Track: Moonlit
Directory: moonlit-stuckhome-syndrome
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: '01:25'
---
Track: Telescoping Lens
Duration: '01:19'
---
Track: Funk it Up on Tapedeck One
Duration: '01:16'
---
Track: Skaiajam
Duration: '01:02'
---
Track: Homestuck Song
Duration: '04:38'
---
Track: Years in the Past...
Duration: '02:25'
Lyrics: |-
    Doum.
    Dadela da da ba da.
    Da da.
    Badaloum ba ba badoum.
    La ba doum ba.
    Dadelaba ba boum.
    Badela ba ba babada.
    Dadela ba da dadela ba ba ba boum.
    Labadoum ba.
    Bodulababa boum...
---
Track: ...but not many
Duration: '02:40'
Sampled Tracks:
- Years in the Past...
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/140421474563/pre-order-post-mortem), excerpt)
    I was honestly blown away when I found this on my hard drive; a Wayward Vagabond track (from [[album:the-wanderers|the Wanderer]]’s folder, which has a few other tracks in it, including the next one [[track:ps|(P.S.)]]) that uses a clip of my voice as the lead. Cute as heck, with a phenomenal lead melody and chorus. It was very spare when I found it, but aside from doing new production (drums, bass, etc) and writing a new bridge, it’s basically the same as it was in early 2011.