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|
Album: More Homestuck Fandom
Has Cover Art: false
Has Track Art: false
Has Track Numbers: false
Groups:
- Additional Tracks
- Fandom
Color: '#6c75f5'
---
Track: 暗闇の中の光
Directory: canwave3-track6
Artists:
- SplitSuns
Duration: '7:45'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/splitsuns/light-in-the-darkness
Referenced Tracks:
- Voidlight
Commentary: |-
<i>SplitSuns:</i>
...When the hell did I get 100 followers?? I give my thanks to all of you for listening to my shitty music, haha.
This is one of my tracks for the CaNMT's almost-vaporware all-vaporwave album, CANWAVE 3. In its current iteration it's a take on 2814's sample-free approach to the vapor aesthetic through ambient and techno albums such as 新しい日の誕生 and Rain Temple. It's one of my most complex songs yet and it took a lot of work to make, but the end result is something very awe-inspiring, even to me.
(Originally this song was a straight-up cover of Voidlight that was much more laid-back and repetitive, but I scrapped it in favor of this version. Maybe I'll upload that old version somewhere along the line.)
---
Track: A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2
Directory: a-baby-legend
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '1:37'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/j_AHimPxR40
Referenced Tracks:
- A History of Babies
Lyrics: |-
A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS AGO...<br>far in the depths of paradox space<br>a new lifeform is about to be created<br>one whose origin is as enigmatic as the glimmer of a musclebeast's teat
some are carried in by storks<br>some are recreated from paradox slime<br>others appear wet out of their best friend's magical nonexistant vagina
but regardless of how these beings may be formed<br>they all come into the world with a special force:<br>one called
LOVE
this is the story of one man's search for love and truth<br>in a universe forgotten by time
the story of those fearful creatures<br>those that we call
<big><big><i>BABIES</i></big></big>
---
Track: A Very "O" Christmas
Artists:
- TirantBacon
- Bambosh
- Wheals
- JohnJRenns
Contributors:
- greenTetrahedron (middle rap vocals)
Duration: '6:41'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-o-christmas
---
Track: All Alone
Artists:
- Andrew "Rainy" Obeng
Duration: '4:17'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/all-alone
---
Track: Aradia's Theme (Pre-Death)
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:06'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4deATGJcM4A
---
Track: Arisen Anew (Remaster)
Artists:
- Tensei
Duration: '2:58'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/wouDFje3RY8
Referenced Tracks:
- Arisen Anew
Commentary: |-
<i>Tensei:</i>
The original release version of this song had been mastered at a fairly low volume level in order to match the other songs on the Alterniabound album. I felt that a bouncy electronica song like this warranted a lot more volume and dynamic range compression though, so this version is the song as I had originally intended it. The difference might not be all that noticeable unless you're comparing the versions side by side.
---
Track: Before Before the Beginning
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Has URLs: false
---
Track: Blankest Stare
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '3:06'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/blankest-stare
---
Track: Boy Skylark
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '7:14'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/boy-skylark
Referenced Tracks:
- Boy Skylark (Brief)
---
Track: Brobot Scrimmage
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:16'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/brobot-scrimmage
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBic0tJpok
---
Track: Calming Quartz (Beta)
Artists:
- PoisonedElite
Duration: '2:13'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/poisonedelite/calming-quartz-beta/s-2FvRp
Referenced Tracks:
- Land of Quartz and Melody
Commentary: |-
<i>PoisonedElite:</i>
The first Version of Calming Quartz, my song for the album Xenoplanetarium, a Homestuck Fan Album. I wasn't happy with this version so I redid the entire song. This song references Land of Quartz and Melody by Thomas Ferkol.
---
Track: Cascade (Director's Cut)
Artists:
- Tensei
Duration: '4:20'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/Ejw-E2HBtlY
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- track:sburban-jungle
- track:beatdown-strider-style
Commentary: |-
<i>Tensei:</i>
A slightly updated/different version of my section of Cascade. The most notable differences are the altered melodies at the start and numerous production improvements such as rerecorded guitars, improved string sections, etc.
---
Track: Chalk Emerald
Artists:
- Kusoro
Duration: '1:44'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/chalk-emerald
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iACxqFh5Dzo
---
Track: Chaotic Frenzy
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '2:27'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=19078
---
Track: Character Theme for Dirk Strider
Artists:
- WindlessZephyr
Duration: '3:06'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db2MA-7geC4
---
Track: Chucklevoodoo Waltz
Artists:
- Elodie Cunningham
Duration: '2:40'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/chemicalwordsmith/chucklevoodoo-waltz
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_3j1erEwFE
Referenced Tracks:
- Purple Tyrant
---
Track: Clockwork Apocalypse
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '1:39'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1d8iai1Wlk
Referenced Tracks:
- track:endless-climb
---
Track: CONTACT
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: 0:41
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2GjJiciFro
---
Track: Contra
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Duration: '1:02'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contra
---
Track: D--> Break the Bow
Artists:
- Baleish
Duration: '3:33'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/d-break-the-bow
---
Track: DAVE STRIDER'S COOL MIXTAPE
Artists:
- SerialSymphony
Duration: '4:23'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/serialsymphony/dave-striders-cool-mixtape
---
Track: Daywalker ~Rise~
Directory: daywalker-rise-contest
Artists:
- Catboss
Duration: '5:17'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/catbossstudio/daywalker-rise
Commentary: |-
<i>Catboss:</i>
DEBUNK
<hr>
The last of my three entries to the Homestuck Music Contest, the other two being [[Guns Blazing]] and [[Vodka Mutiny]].
A song for Kanaya, this song is - in my opinion - the weakest contender of the lot. Daywalker nonetheless marks my first attempt at using real audio in a song - I recorded the flute performance myself. Unfortunately, my playing, recording, and production are definitely not up to snuff, honestly. Given that it was recorded with a terrible laptop mic, with a player who hadn't played in a long while (me), I suppose that was honestly no surprise.
However, I love both the harp and flute melodies in this song. It was a blast to play, and I'd definitely think about using them again at some point in the future.
---
Track: Die.
Artists:
- Mathias Ramalho
Duration: '2:56'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/die
---
Track: '[S] Dirk: Unite Synchronization (WITH LYRICS)'
Artists:
- toucanSandwiches
Duration: '2:55'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osPRQThfC1E
Lyrics: >-
Yo.<br>I was out for awhile, cuz the red miles, Squarewave, get inside my sylladex,<br>Gotta
fix shit now with a freestyle, my team's a mess, and it's all up to reflex,<br>Shit's
kinda typical, but this'll be mighty difficult, cuz additional syllables.<br>Got
a long road to hoe so let's go, now, acro-batic. fuck-ing. pi-rou-ette.<br>C'mon
I gotta go faster,<br>Yo, I'm a blur, colored alabaster<br>Got that crockercorp
sendificator,<br>Absurd, I'm like my own flight simulator.<br>Zoom. Speedyquick
like my diction.<br>Do flips and shit, I'm twistin'<br>Don't even care who's list'nin',<br>Brace
for impact, I'm liftin'<br>off. And I'm not even sweaty.<br>Though if I were,
what I'd need'd be a towel.<br>Hey, yo, Sawtooth are you ready?<br>Here comes
a cruxite dowel.<br>(Nice catch!)<br>Did I mention that I did this cause I gotta
build speed,<br>I'm relentless, gotta penchant, gotta mighty need,<br>like an
engine, end of sentence; cool re-entrance.<br>Yes. Fuck yes. Hell fucking yes.<br>Oh
damn, A dead Roxy, sans grave,<br>Yo, Squarewave, take care of this place.<br>Now
I know it's odd, but I gotta snog, so go ahead and say it. (YEAH DOGG!)<br>Dude.
That's hella gay. But hey, I can't complain, cuz the rogue is awake,<br>That's
one down, two to go, or one if Roxy finds a way to partake.<br>She won't. She's
straight.<br>Fuck it, gotta move, Squarewave, see ya later.<br>Runnin' out of
time, livin' on a prayer, got my<br>Bucket and my crockercorp sendificator,<br>Now
as they say it's all gone pear shaped,<br>there's no other way, so decapatat-<br>-tion
is my escape, goodbye Squarewave, じゃあまたね (ja mata ne (see you later)).<br>Yo.
I'm back. Did I miss shit? No I didn't, this attempt is kinda pathetic.<br>Doof,
bitch, out the way, Daddy Dirk is taking care of liplocking with Jane.<br>Looks
like everything is okay, one step left and we're headed to Jake,<br>Ya better
hold on, because this thing is so fast holy shit I'm cool.<br>Did I tell you how
cool I am? Cuz I'm so fucking awesome.<br>GRAB. ON. TO MY FUCK-ING SKATE. BOARD.
I'M SO COOL, I SAVED THE DAY, YOU'RE WELCOME,<br>WATCH THIS COOL SHIT THAT I SET
UP EARLIER, IT'S NO BIG DEAL<br>WAIT I LIED IT'S ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER!<br>Sup.<br>
---
Track: Distortion Navigator
Artists:
- Baleish
Duration: '4:14'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/distortion-navigator
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPp7oekru_Y
---
Track: Double Midnight
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:25
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un7k0l8p12U
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew
---
Track: Dwelling Among the Dream Bubbles
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '3:03'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/dwelling-among-the-dream-bubbles
---
Track: Eclipse
Directory: eclipse-svert
Artists:
- Gryotharian
Duration: '3:07'
URLs:
- https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/eclipse
---
Track: Exploring the Depths of Sburb
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '4:20'
URLs:
- https://sanctferum.tumblr.com/post/638058644066435072/homestuck-sound-test-12202020-edition
---
Track: Fate of the Heir
Artists:
- Chris Hafling
Duration: '2:39'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/fate-of-the-heir
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrwpRVvPaKk
---
Track: Five-Four Stress
Artists:
- Buzinkai
Duration: '1:22'
URLs:
- https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/242553
---
Track: Flare (Cascade)
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '3:26'
URLs:
- https://plazmataz.tumblr.com/post/19774190658/download-flare-cascade-i-have-recut-and
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT0ijIKJkbE
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- Cascade (Beta)
Commentary: |-
<i>Clark Powell:</i>
I have recut and remastered my track Flare, as it was presented to you in the Cascade flash (rather than the calmed-down album version). I get asked a lot for this, so I decided to give it some extra love and attention.
I have attempted a number of times to put together a mix of Flare that utilized the distinctive crescendo that is recognizable from Cascade, but it never seems to work well without the cinematic context. The buildup sort of leads to nothing, and then the track either ends awkwardly or fades out, and I have something personal against fade-outs. Maybe I’ll talk about that someday. But not now.
I gave it another go, this time trying a decrescendo to bring the song back down from all the energy it riles up, then ending it on kind of a creepy note. I had more success here than I ever have in past attempts to cut the song together in this way.
Flare was a pretty big hit in its own right, so there’s always the pressure coming from the responsibility to handle this properly. I hope you enjoy it!
---
Track: Flare (Green Sun Remix)
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '4:08'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/plazmataz/flare-green-sun-remix
---
Track: Flight of the White Wolf
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '4:45'
Has URLs: false
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- Cascade (Beta)
- track:dissension-original
---
Track: Flow
Artists:
- Solatrus
Duration: '6:26'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=9580
---
Track: Four Kids and a Game They Play Together
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '2:51'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/four-kids-and-a-game-they-play-together
---
Track: Gentle Heat
Artists:
- Braiden Brian
Duration: '2:57'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/gentle-heat
---
Track: Good Morning, Dirk
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:09'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/good-morning-dirk
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tozc5YQFpW4
---
Track: Ham And Steak
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '8:24'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqT3gaihbPE
- https://soundcloud.com/dragonxvi/ham-and-steak-unused-homestuck-music
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex English
- Unite Synchronization
- Homestuck Anthem
- track:showtime-original-mix
---
Track: haunt
Artists:
- Andrew Hussie
Duration: '2:33'
Has URLs: false
---
Track: Hawkeye
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '1:05'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTk4m0S63Sg
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Hawkeye.mp3
---
Track: Heart Beat
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:49'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/heart-beat
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj_gN138rd4
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
- Dark Necessities
---
Track: HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
- Paul Henderson (VA)
Duration: '1:09'
Referenced Tracks:
- Freefall
Sampled Tracks:
- Creata
- Beatup
- Moonsweater
- THIS Pumpkin
- Aggrievocation
- Feel (Alive)
- Freefall
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusfjbsO_qY
Commentary: |-
<i>Paul Henderson:</i>
(<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusfjbsO_qY">Original video!</a>)
---
Track: Homestuck Title Screen
Artists:
- MK_97
Duration: '8:28'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_kGx5RikYA
Referenced Tracks:
- track:skies-of-skaia
---
Track: I Am An Island
Artists:
- PhemieC
Duration: '4:49'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGZnTC9kTLw
---
Track: Intro
Directory: intro-canwave2
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Duration: '3:07'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intro
Referenced Tracks:
- The Star-Spangled Banner
- track:explore
---
Track: In the Beginning
Directory: in-the-beginning-canwc
Artists:
- JohnJRenns
Duration: '1:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/in-the-beginning
Commentary: |-
<i>JohnJRenns:</i>
alternative name ; Proto-CONTACT
---
Track: Isn't This "Is This the End?" Again?
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Has URLs: false
---
Track: It Looks Back
Artists:
- Scorpyus
URLs:
- https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/it-looks-back
---
Track: Jadesprite
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:09'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXvlsXlKOk
---
Track: Jane's Dragon
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '1:16'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAG6_bycbYw
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past
---
Track: Jittery Optimist
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:13'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/jittery-optimist
---
Track: Karkalicious
Artists:
- Superspecks!
Duration: '4:52'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWcb2pdgZTc
Referenced Tracks:
- Fergalicious
Lyrics: |-
(Four, tres, two, uno) Four, three, two, fuck you
Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!
Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' HER no favors
No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons
I'm Karkalicious (So delicious)
No I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (Mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil
For a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you)
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-li-like candy, candy)
Karkalicious def-
Karkalicious def-
Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic-
Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy
Nepeta's always squealing cutesy pet names like Karkitty
I'm the K to the A, R K the A the T
And the MAJORITY of pairings had better include me
I'm Karkalicious (So delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous
'Cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels
'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you)
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up! Check it out)
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you!
All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood
I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
Terezi says I smell delicious (So delicious)
No I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (Mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil
For a chance to fill a pail
(Four, three, two, fuck you) My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (Meow!) I'll even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
So delicious (Eridan, see)
So delicious (You can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-like candy, candy)
It's so delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Karkalicious (She says my blood is like candy, candy)
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the—
To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second!
(Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the very end of the song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something? What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing? He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit, I quit!)
---
Track: Lord Spanish
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Duration: '1:12'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lord-spanish
Referenced Tracks:
- English
---
Track: Madame Controversielle
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: '2:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/madame-controversielle
Referenced Tracks:
- Killed by BR8K Spider!!!!!!!!
- Vriska's Theme
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Crystalanthemums
- Cobalt Corsair
---
Track: Mayorlovania
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Duration: '2:40'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mayorlovania
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
Sampled Tracks:
- Mayor Maynot
---
Track: Mannequin
Artists:
- Perry Sullivan
Duration: 0:56
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAyPFa3nEK4
---
Track: Miasmic Decay
Artists:
- Rowyn Berlan
Duration: '3:34'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/miasmic-decay
---
Track: Midnight Suffer
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Duration: '2:26'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/maxy3/midnight-suffers
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-suffer-2
---
Track: More Real than Kraft Mayo
Artists:
- FrostyMac
Duration: '2:21'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/more-real-than-kraft-mayo
---
Track: Moshi Moshi?
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Duration: '2:21'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshi
---
Track: Muse of Nanchos
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: '2:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/muse-of-nanchos
- https://soundcloud.com/cookiefonster-archive/shecka-jef-muse-of-nanchos
---
Track: Non Compos Mentis
Artists:
- Bill Bolin
Duration: '1:53'
Has URLs: false
---
Track: 'null'
Directory: null-toby-fox
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:08
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIgtSvgERB4
Referenced Tracks:
- Penumbra Phantasm
---
Track: Patient
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:59
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/HNdCAUpmXws
Referenced Tracks:
- track:doctor
---
Track: Penumbra Phantasm
Artists:
- Toby Fox
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIq4GrMv96I
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdntMzdkFnk
---
Track: Post-Apocalyptic Fedora
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '2:58'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/eidolonorpheus/post-apocalyptic-fedora
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWHGEF_860
Lyrics: |-
(Wardrobe largely incinerated. Family, deceased. Remaining garments, heavily wrinkled.)
(Commencing search through rubble for steam press, loved ones.)
---
Track: Rags of Rust
Artists:
- Willow Ascenzo
Duration: '3:14'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/wellmanicuredman/rust-piano
Referenced Tracks:
- Rust Servant
Commentary: |-
<i>Willow Ascenzo:</i>
I'm a little late for 6/12, I know, but I just finished some piano arrangements ([[Rags of Rust]], [[Teal Wings and Scales]], [[Violet Sea Breeze]]) of my tracks from [[album:coloUrs-and-mayhem-universe-a]]. I composed the originals back in January 2012--two and a half years ago! My, how time flies when you're having fun.
I have to thank my piano professor from last semester for these. No, I can't play these pieces live, not yet at least--but taking a piano course really improved my level of comfort and familiarity with composing for pianos. I just might make sheet music available, though!
---
Track: Rematch
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:15'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/rematch
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3MhvkhUXz8
---
Track: Rex English
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:50
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTQo2rPvEzM
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- English
---
Track: Rex Mille Geromius
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: '5:46'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rex-mille-geromius
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- My Little Pony Theme
- Karkat's Theme
- Archagent Everlasting
- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
- Terezi's Theme
- justice must be a serve
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Dance of Thorns
- track:harlequin
- track:miracles-icp
- Where making this hapen
- Courser
- Chalk Emerald
- track:miracles
---
Track: Ruins
Artists:
- Erik Scheele
Duration: '3:01'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=4987
---
Track: saoidfisd
Artists:
- Gordian
Duration: '3:52'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/saoidfisd
---
Track: Savior of the Dreaming Dead (Cascade Cut)
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '4:31'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9dF20s8SYo
Referenced Tracks:
- Savior of the Dreaming Dead
- Cascade (Beta)
---
Track: Sburban Resolution
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Duration: '2:50'
URLs:
- https://actomega.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-resolution
---
Track: Sea of Derse
Artists:
- Erik Scheele
Duration: '2:48'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Sea%20of%20Derse.mp3
---
Track: Seer of Same-Color Scalemate Combos
Artists:
- Alex Rosetti
Duration: '1:16'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/albatrosssoup/seer-of-same-color-scalemate-combos
Referenced Tracks:
- The Lemonsnout Turnabout
---
Track: Shooting Star
Artists:
- Hilary Troiano
Duration: '1:23'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Shooting%20Star.mp3
---
Track: Shut Me Down
Artists:
- Tamara Fritz
Duration: '4:31'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/totalspiffage/shut-me-down
- https://totalspiffage.tumblr.com/post/35440956885/shut-me-down-a-song-for-brobot-download-i
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTVzX-Jv3Rw
---
Track: Skaia Voyages
Artists:
- Seth Peelle
Duration: '1:12'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Skaia%20Voyages.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
- track:skies-of-skaia
---
Track: Skaian Shuffle
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '4:16'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Skaian%20Shuffle.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Skaian Skuffle
---
Track: Slamdown
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Duration: '1:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/slamdown
---
Track: Snowfall
Artists:
- Andrew "Rainy" Obeng
Duration: '6:25'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/snowfall
---
Track: Song for Rose Lalonde
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '4:25'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/song-for-rose-lalonde
---
Track: Stay in Touch
Artists:
- Wheals
Duration: '2:11'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stay-in-touch
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjFavm2I9o8
Referenced Tracks:
- Do You Remem8er Me
---
Track: Strider Showdown
Artists:
- Bill Bolin
Duration: 0:57
Has URLs: false
Referenced Tracks:
- track:beatdown-strider-style
---
Track: Smackdown
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Duration: 0:42
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/smackdown
---
Track: Switchback
Artists:
- SolusLunes
Duration: '4:48'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWShvBb3Zwo
---
Track: Synchronize
Directory: synchronize-fansong
Artists:
- Broadway Aradia
Duration: '2:12'
URLs:
- https://seven-lilies.tumblr.com/post/26866607185/synchronize-a-dirk-strider-fansong-lily-well
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXDZhUZ26pA
---
Track: Teal Wings and Scales
Artists:
- Willow Ascenzo
Duration: '2:50'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/wellmanicuredman/teal-wings-and-scales
Referenced Tracks:
- Teal Hunter
Commentary: |-
<i>Willow Ascenzo:</i>
I'm a little late for 6/12, I know, but I just finished some piano arrangements ([[Rags of Rust]], [[Teal Wings and Scales]], [[Violet Sea Breeze]]) of my tracks from [[album:coloUrs-and-mayhem-universe-a]]. I composed the originals back in January 2012--two and a half years ago! My, how time flies when you're having fun.
I have to thank my piano professor from last semester for these. No, I can't play these pieces live, not yet at least--but taking a piano course really improved my level of comfort and familiarity with composing for pianos. I just might make sheet music available, though!
---
Track: Temporal Virtuoso
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:29'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/temporal-virtuoso
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- Time on My Side
---
Track: The Engineer
Artists:
- Aradia Jones
Duration: '3:42'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/aradia-jones/the-engineer-a-dirk-strider-1
---
Track: The Paradox Paradigm
Artists:
- Jack McMenamin
Duration: '3:14'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/The%20Paradox%20Paradigm.mp3
---
Track: The Undying
Artists:
- James Dever
Duration: '1:28'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=26954
---
Track: The Uranian
Artists:
- James Dever
Duration: 0:47
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=27042
Referenced Tracks:
- The Undying
---
Track: Tick
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Duration: '1:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tick
---
Track: Unintentional Touhou
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Duration: '3:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-touhou
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- Oppa Toby Style
---
Track: Vexation
Artists:
- Chris Hafling
Duration: '3:40'
URLs:
- https://potatoboss.bandcamp.com/track/vexation
---
Track: Violet Sea Breeze
Artists:
- Willow Ascenzo
Duration: '3:01'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/wellmanicuredman/violet-sea-breeze
Referenced Tracks:
- Violet Mariner
Commentary: |-
<i>Willow Ascenzo:</i>
I'm a little late for 6/12, I know, but I just finished some piano arrangements ([[Rags of Rust]], [[Teal Wings and Scales]], [[Violet Sea Breeze]]) of my tracks from [[album:coloUrs-and-mayhem-universe-a]]. I composed the originals back in January 2012--two and a half years ago! My, how time flies when you're having fun.
I have to thank my piano professor from last semester for these. No, I can't play these pieces live, not yet at least--but taking a piano course really improved my level of comfort and familiarity with composing for pianos. I just might make sheet music available, though!
---
Track: Void Session
Artists:
- Ducky Senpai
Duration: '2:39'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdfgB3Gc_pw
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
---
Track: Where making this hapen
Artists:
- David Ko
Duration: 0:28
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Where%20making%20this%20hapen.mp3
---
Track: White King
Artists:
- Demographerist
Duration: '2:45'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6NrArPldZo
---
Track: Windwielder
Artists:
- Baleish
Duration: '4:35'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/windwielder
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