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Album: improvised touhou music with annoying commentary
Date: November 29, 2011
Artists:
- Toby Fox
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2K_8Ff41M
- https://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/13528293577/improvised-touhou-music-with-annoying-commentary
Color: '#e97e8c'
Groups:
- Toby Fox
- Beyond
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Track: Girls Pretty Dress Dress ~ Do Your Best Now
Duration: 0:49
Color: '#f54a42'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2K_8Ff41M
- https://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/13528293577/improvised-touhou-music-with-annoying-commentary
Lyrics: |-
Okay, since you
<big><i>FREAKS</i></big>
Think that, all my music sounds like Touhou
I have no choice, but to play
Improvised Touhou music
That doesn't actually exist
This is obviously, the title screen
It's called
Girls Pretty Dress Dress ~ Do Your Best Now
And uh, basically it just has that Asian scale
That's in every single title screen, um
I made it up in five seconds
That's really all I have to say about this one
I'm choosing Lunatic mode 'cause I'm not a baby
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Track: Magical Hopalong Cassidy Station
Duration: 1:39
Color: '#e3ed8c'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/wa2K_8Ff41M?t=49
- https://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/13528293577/improvised-touhou-music-with-annoying-commentary
Lyrics: |-
This first level song is called Magical Hopalong Cassidy Station.
This part of the song is just to remind you that it takes place in Japan, in case you forgot.
This is where we have the sudden transition into the miniboss battle part of the song.
<i>YOU ACTIVATED MY SPELL CARD, YUGI</i>
Okay I'm flying toward the ends of the level now.
Picking up some more uh, powerups.
I have not reached max power yet 'cuz it's the first level.
Now it's coming to a sort of break in the music while you're talking to the boss.
<i>[[An Apple Disaster!!]]</i>
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Track: An Apple Disaster!!
Duration: 0:58
Color: '#81c631'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/wa2K_8Ff41M?t=149
- https://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/13528293577/improvised-touhou-music-with-annoying-commentary
Referenced Tracks:
- Magical Hopalong Cassidy Station
Lyrics: |-
<i>AN APPLE DISASTER!!</i>
That's the name of her song
And her name is Apple Girlington
She's the personification of
An apple
This spell card is called <i>THE APPLE WIZARD OF MOUNT FUJI</i>
It's part of important Japanese folk lore
The pre-battle dialogue goes like this:
<i>You should taste my wonderful apples</i>
<i>No, sorry, I'm watching my weight recently</i>
<i>No!! You have to try the apples or I won't let you through!</i>
<i>Oh, well, I'll give you a diabetes won't I</i>
<i>[UNTRANSLATABLE JAPANESE IDIOM]</i>
Then you have a weird chord change
Because it's a newer Touhou song
Then they make a joke about apple pie
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