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Album: Homestuck for the Holidays
Cover Art: Lexxy
Date: December 25, 2010
Date Added: December 12, 2020
Has Track Art: no
Color: #b5d5fb
Groups:
- Homestuck Gaiden
- Fandom
Art Tags:
- John
- Rose
- Dave
- Jade
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-for-the-holidays-unofficial-album
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLFAMWiDHVM2HPsgWu8_jAgF5qTHgeeOc
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Group: Main album
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Track: Time for a Story
Artist: Nick Smalley
Duration: 1:20
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/time-for-a-story
- https://youtu.be/u7PHEnU9YAo
Lyrics:
(Heya kiddos, it's your old pal, George the Conductor. Gather 'round, it's time for a story. Now and again, every single year, millions of Earth babies are born. But only one of the years that there has been in all of history has had a baby born who, inside of him, has had all the powers of a higher deity. It is on this god-child's birthday that everyone, more or less, will gather around with their families and buy expensive things for people they love dearly. Now, we in the Incipisphere celebrate Christmas too, oh no no no don't get me wrong, we love Christmas. But our Christmasses are a little bit different. You see, our Christmas time festivities don't have a-a Frosty o-or a Rudolph, because we don't accept the Christmas apocrypha as canonical, and we don't own radios because of how poor we are. So we don't know what a Frank Sinatra or-or a Bing Crosby is. But if you point your ears at the sky and listen, real real careful, on Christmas morning, you might just hear us Skaians singing our Christmas Carol.)
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Track: A Skaian Christmas
Artist: Mark Hadley
Duration: 2:22
References: Skies of Skaia
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/a-skaian-christmas
- https://youtu.be/VPB_PlYW89M
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Track: Anthem of Rime
Artist: Solatrus, Nick Smalley
Duration: 3:22
References: Carol of the Bells, track:frost-vol6
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/anthem-of-rime
- https://youtu.be/AS9bJhBFXyY
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Track: Pachelbel's Gardener
Artist: Robert J! Lake
References: Canon in D, The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
Duration: 3:58
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/pachelbels-gardener
- https://youtu.be/O0Pnv0AKM2U
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Track: Carefree Perigee
Artist: Toby Fox
Duration: 1:38
References: Carefree Action
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-perigee
- https://youtu.be/sEFEEfJ0Rzk
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Track: The More You Know
Artist: Nick Smalley
Duration: 0:33
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-more-you-know
- https://youtu.be/69l-OnIJS5Y
Lyrics:
(Now you may start thinking to yourself, isn't it only people that celebrate Christmas? That's where I'd have to stop ya. And say, Christmas doesn't end with just people, it's species all over the world. Now I know a couple of 'em that live right under the sea. I think you know. I think I do too. And I think that they've got something they need to do.)
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Track: The Squiddles Save Christmas
Artist: Alex Rosetti
Duration: 2:46
References: Squiddles!
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-squiddles-save-christmas
- https://youtu.be/YyGhvEWMyd4
Lyrics:
Hey everybody, let's all sing
'Cause the Squiddles just bought a Christmas tree
Squiddle Squiddle Squiddle something Squiddle
Something that rhymes with... more Squiddle
Lalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalala (Please help us, please help us)
Lalalala (Please help us) Squiddle Squiddle
(I think I had too much eggnog...) (Could it be?) (I think so!) (Nooo wayyyyy!) (Yeeeah!) (It's... NOG BABY!!!)
(Yes my children it is I, Nog Baby. Lord and savior of the waking world. Thanks to my immaculate conception, I have been brought to you today to absolve you of your nog-related sins.)
(Wooooow, that's cool!) (Very cool!)
SQUIDDLES: [Hooting and hollering]
NOG BABY: [Grumbles incomprehensibly]
(Praise the lord!) (Lord and savior!)
(Now my children. You better be careful! Because the Murky Brineswallow created a robotic Skipper Plumbthroat and he's out to ruin Christmas for EVERYBODY! Go get 'im!)
(There he is! Let's attack him with a tickle fight!) [Unintelligible Squiddle bullshit]
(ARRRRRR! SQUIDDLES! ARRRR SQUIDDLE-FUCKING SQUIDDLES IN MY FUCKING SHOE, HOW DID YOU EVEN FUCKING GET THERE? SQUIDDLE-FUCKING SQUIDDL-ARRRR! FUCKIN-ARRRR-SQUIDDLE! ARR-ARR-ARR-ARR-ARRRR! FUCKIN-FU ARR-FUCK FU-FU-FU-FU-FFFFFFFFFFF FUCKING SQUIDDLE-SQUIDDLE! ARR SQUIDDLE! FUCKING SQUIDDLES IN-ARRRRRR!)
(GET OUT OF MY LIFE DAD)
(AnD tO aLl A-)
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Track: Billy the Bellsuit Diver Has Something to Say
Artist: Erik Scheele
Duration: 3:26
References: Tempus adest floridum, Squiddles!
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/billy-the-bellsuit-diver-has-something-to-say
- https://youtu.be/cRxCQv2nutw
Lyrics:
(Billy the Bellsuit Diver here to wish you all... a merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. [muffling] Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. [fully muffled] Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. [unmuffling] Merry Christmas to you and a happy New Year.)
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Track: Squiddly Night
Artist: David Ko
Duration: 1:01
References: Silent Night
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/squiddly-night
- https://youtu.be/i50tv01mJvI
Lyrics:
Squeedle dee dee
Squeedle dee dum
All shall sing a Squiddly song
Tangle Buddies live under the sea
Lots of friendship for you and for me
If you just go to sleep
If you just go to sleep
[Indecipherable demonic whispering]
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Track: The Santa Claus Interdimensional Travel Sleigh
Artist: Nick Smalley
Duration: 0:23
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-santa-claus-interdimensional-travel-sleigh
- https://youtu.be/rQSGIuPHQs0
Lyrics:
(It's time to let the Squiddles sleep. Sweet dreams! Did you know that Santa's magic doesn't just affect our planet? It stretches all across the universe. Let's peek in on some of the wonderous worlds that our jolly man in red has graced his presence on.)
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Track: Land of Light and Cheer
Artist: Thomas Ferkol
Duration: 1:53
References: The First Noel, Clockwork Apocalypse
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/land-of-light-and-cheer
- https://youtu.be/fwqFAtNqWhA
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Track: Gog Rest Ye Merry Prospitians
Artist: Thomas Ferkol
Duration: 2:15
References:
- Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town
- God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen
- Sburban Jungle
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/gog-rest-ye-merry-prospitians
- https://youtu.be/H1s0RX4ikfE
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Track: Carolmanthetime
Artist: Erik Scheele
Contributors: Robert J! Lake (intro production)
Duration: 3:44
References:
- Carol of the Bells
- God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen
- Doctor
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/carolmanthetime
- https://youtu.be/pCWVB-AjnXk
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Track: Candlelight
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Track Art: Richard Browne
Duration: 3:15
References: Candles and Clockwork
Art Tags:
- The Felt
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/candlelight
- https://youtu.be/9G1ttVEPGN8
Commentary:
<i>Robert J! Lake:</i>
I ruined this song with my voice
Lyrics:
I forgot to buy my last christmas gift
The most important one of all
And if my past record is any indication
Then this is the last slip before the fall
I'm alone, not where I want to be
The only company I have is me
I'm sleeping in another bed tonight
In the space behind the candlelight
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Track: Oh, No! It's the Midnight Crew!
Artist: Nick Smalley
Duration: 0:28
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/oh-no-its-the-midnight-crew
- https://youtu.be/VlZHoHoiOa4
Lyrics:
(Now who's that coming up the hill? Aw that kinda looks like... oh no! It's the Midnight Crew!)
(Wha-what's this? They brought their instruments? Aw, they're not here to hurt us, they're here to spread Christmas cheer! Let's listen in on Spades and the gang.)
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Track: Let it Snow
Artist: Mark Hadley
Duration: 1:31
References: Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/let-it-snow
- https://youtu.be/BaNH2BKfRKk
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Track: Hella Sweet
Artist: Nick Smalley
Duration: 0:17
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/hella-sweet
- https://youtu.be/UsxUACjWDiw
Lyrics:
(Aw, thanks fellas. You sure know how to put a smile on our faces. See you 'round! Now look who's here! It's Bro and Jeff!)
(That's a mighty big sack you got there boys. What are you two planning?)
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Track: Shit, Let's Be Santa
Artist: Robert J! Lake
Duration: 2:33
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/shit-lets-be-santa
- https://youtu.be/GOMGiD6mWJM
Lyrics:
The snow is at our door now and I put on great boots
It's time to shovel all this conksuck frozen soup
When I'm finished with this I will put up all the lights
And Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro will measure all the heights
And fall into-
Shit, let's be Santa
I'll be your Mister Claus
And we'll fade away on Christmas day
In a jpeg compression loss
Geromy and Peaches
They're putting trimmings on the tree
The star is meters off the ground
How high does it have to be
Shit, let's be santa
I'll be your Mister Claus
And we'll fade away on Christmas day
In a jpeg compression loss
Shit, let's be Santa
Oh shit, let's be Santa
Oh shit, let's be Santa
Oh shit, let's be Santa
Oh shit, let's be Santa
Oh shit, let's be Santa
Oh shit, let's be Santa
Oh shit, let's be Santa
Oh shit, let's be Santa
I'll be your Mister Claus
And we'll fade away on Christmas day
In a jpeg compression loss
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Track: Choo Choo
Artist: Nick Smalley
Duration: 1:28
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/choo-choo
- https://youtu.be/_dDEvkBEJoA
Lyrics:
(Alright alright, it sounds like you have a lot of work ahead of ya. Take care, Bro and Jeff! And so, we close on a very special celebration, of a very very special time of year. But don't you young'ins be fooled, oh no no. Christmas never really ends. In fact, it's only about 365 days left until the next big day! And in Santa time, that's only a few seconds. So kids, be good, and maybe next year Santa will bring you something extra special in the name of that magic infant from the very first year of modern days. And don't forget about us up here in the Incipisphere either, because children, we're always here to help. We're always looking out for you!)
(Oh, it's time to get back to work! I hope you enjoyed the stories. Merry Christmas, and a happy, happy New Year, from your old pal, George the Conductor.)
(I-is that it? Are we good? Is-did I get the line? Alright, okay.) (God.) (When's lunch?) (God damn.)
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Group: Bonus tracks
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Track: Oh God, Christmas!
Artist: Lost in History
Duration: 0:40
References: Ohgodwhat
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/wN6DYiH6aws
Lyrics:
SQUIDDLES: God oh man, oh God oh man... oh God Christmas!
Oh God, Christmas!
Oh God, Christmas!
Oh God, Christmas!
Oh God, Christmas!
Oh God, Christmas!
Oh God... Christmas!
Oh God, Christmas!
Oh God, Christmas!
Oh God, Christmas!
Oh God, Christmas!
GEORGE THE CONDUCTOR: Oh God, Christmas!
Oh God, Christmas!
Oh God, Christmaaaaas!! Aaaaaahhh!!
Oh, God... Christmas
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Track: A Very Special Time
Artist: Lost in History
Duration: 0:38
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/apVVewzERd0
Lyrics:
Heya heya heya kids
Gather 'round, it's time for Christmas
Heya
Heya
Kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids
Will gather around with their families and buy expensive things for people we don't accept
Babies babies babies babies babies babies babies babies
Babies babies babies babies babies babies Christmas babies
[Indecipherable Christmassy sentence mixing]
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Track: Candles and Merry Gentlemen
Artist: Solatrus
Duration: 1:02
References: Candles and Clockwork, Candlelight
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/TG0NSG8f1RY
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