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Album: cool and new volume 2
Date: July 20, 2016
Date Added: January 1, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-2
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9qTFJQvWz7JINleRm_FeGG
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
- Makin
Art Tags:
- John
- Jhon
- Hella Jeff
- Hecka Jef
- Dave
- Dabe
Cover Art File Extension: png
Track Art File Extension: png
Color: '#fa6006'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Additional Files:
- Title: Album Booklet
  Files:
  - Cool and New Volume 2.pdf
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    i'ts album fro cool and new web comic................................................agian!?!
    its the 2th one

    <i>Discfortune:</i>
    sometimes you need to sacrifice meme numbers for bigger and better things

    <i>Aris Martinian:</i>
    Some of the stuff on this album is seriously some of the best music I've listened to, And I'm not talking about the shitpost tracks.

    <i>miraculousAvantgarde:</i>
    It was pretty hard sitting around doing nothing as the Art Manager. I had some coke (not the drink) and a can of pringles, but that still didn't satisfy my curiosity. Also, I'm currently eating a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. It's not great, but it's not terrible. I'd rate it somewhere [[track:bowmans-credit-score|between 4/50 and 8/50]]. Speaking of which, this message has been brought to you by Kellog's Fruity Pebbles. When you eat Kellog's Fruity Pebbles every morning, you'll feel like you want to [[track:fruity-pebbles-jingle|start a bloody war and build a pebble nation]]!

    <i>Niklink:</i>
    I'm just pointing out that this whole 50+ track album came out two and a half weeks after [[album:cool-and-new-voulem1|our previous 50+ track album]].

    <i>Interrobang:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNRRfEvIq-I">HEY MAN VOLUME 2 MAN CHECK IT OUT</a>)

    <i>Ngame:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GyZeqU-eu0">Community listening stream w/ chat</a>)

    <i>Discfortune:</i>
    who am i kidding meme numbers are great
---
Track: Autonomonasty Senserational Meridisick Repose
Artists:
- Bin (vocals)
- Gordian (piano)
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '02:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/autonomonasty-senserational-meridisick-repose-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTsBTUr_9xU
Referenced Tracks:
- Darling Dolorosa
Lyrics: |-
    (This is a test. I'm testing the ASMR. [[track:next-arrow|Next arrow.]] [[track:bowmans-credit-score|I'm thinking of a number.]] Invisible sandwich. [[track:rose-pragnant|I came as fast as I could.]] Things have gone completely pear-shaped. An overwhelming success. Breath has nothing to do with freedom. [[track:karkalicious|Karkat-licious.]] Inside joke. Hussie is a hack. Don't kinkyshame me. o is also a hack. Eridan's top half. [[group:canmt|Cool and New Web Comic.]] Horse painting. Curiosity satisfied. [[tag:rubs-juice|Rubs Juice.]] We didn't start the Homestuck. Roxy kitten. stacy-ampora-strider-ampora. Starbucks. Obscure Reference. Meme number. Petition to make this an emote. [[track:radiation-is-now-on-youtube|I only play classic SEGA.]] You just got trolled, LOL. [[track:angular-deceleration|Slow your roll.]] Ryan North got stuck in a hole with his dog. You're older than you've ever been. Anna is dyslexic so reading and writing are difficult for her. The ham cake was not a mistake. Grey face paint all over the walls. Who flipped the frog switch? Snoop Homestuck, shout out 4 tha fan art! Round [???] Dante Basco. This track contains copyrighted material. [[track:penumbra-phantasm|Penumbra... Phantasm.]] Olive Garden. Terepy Pipes. Mambostuck. Sitska. [[track:rollercoaster-tycoon-theme|Rollercoaster Tycoon.]] Blitzing chakras. Mount Rainier. John is shorter than his toilet. Punishment time! [[artist:bill-bolin|Bill Bolin.]] It's the perfect crime. Nepetaquest. [[track:justice-must-be-a-serve|Justice must be a serve.]] Spitting into a bucket. Birthday wish. Nothing important.)
---
Track: Terexi
Artists:
- Cerulean
Duration: '01:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/terexi
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPOsw0Yz7Zc
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
- OpsCat
Art Tags:
- Terezi
- Alternia
Referenced Tracks:
- Terezi's Theme
---
Track: Verr Dancy
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- '413'
Duration: '02:03'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/verr-dancy
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNWXd4dDV3o
Art Tags:
- Jade
- Jaed
- Becquerel
- Beq
Referenced Tracks:
- track:verdancy-bassline
---
Track: Moonroller
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Duration: '01:17'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonroller
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO1HwxVfdjs
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- Earth
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: Tick
Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '01:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tick
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWLZ533-WCI
Art Tags:
- John
- Jhon
- Sweet Bro
- Swet Bro
Commentary: |-
    <i>Discfortune:</i>
    ([[track:tock]])
---
Track: Tycoonlight Sonata
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Duration: '01:19'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoonlight-sonata
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXENNKTLQGw
Art Tags:
- Dave
- Dabe
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Moonlight Sonata
---
Track: There's a Balcony
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '05:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/theres-a-balcony
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GfKgs0xViM
Referenced Tracks:
- track:guardian-v2
- track:explore
- track:mutiny
- Non Compos Mentis
Sampled Tracks:
- track:pastor-bill-bolin
Lyrics: |-
    (Hello. I would like to explain just a little about my wife and me and our odyssey of faith.)
    (Alright. Alright. Alright. This evening as we continue to discuss Catholicism, Catholicism, Catholicism.)

    (Uh there's— there's a few different things we're going to look at and— that is not a misprint uh this, this is a different fill-in from, uh, the last one that kind of looked like this it's— it's just uh just modified there's more information, new information. Y'know before we go into this in terms of talking about Catholicism, lemme just give you guys just a little update about how everything went on Sunday. As we had our church launch for FloodGate East over at Madison Heights and uh, we gathered there at 6 o'clock and and, yeah. There's a balcony. There's a balcony. There's a balcony. There's a balcony.)

    (There's a balcony. There's a balcony. And, it was jammed. There... we could have squeezed a few more people in. There's a balcony. There's a balcony. I-it was is-is-isn't that right?) (Yeah.) (It was pretty packed, wasn't it? Lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving. Oh, so— it is a good thing there was a balcony or we would have been turning people away. You know how we keep parking on the lawn out here and, we ru— the lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here. Lawn out here and, we ru— we ran out of parking space here. We ran out of parking space there, every single parking spot was taken, people were parking on the lawn. It's— [laughter]. It's— [laughter]. It's— [laughter].) (It's time to move.) (It's already time to move! [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] There's the balcony. [laughter] There's the balcony. Yeah [laughter].) (Maybe we need to open a new church.) ([laughter] Yeah. I-it was uh, it-it was really crazy and, and, y'know ju— the anointing was powerful. Y'know the, the aspect of the people and all that, the amount of people that showed up was really cool, but the anointing was just off the chart. I-it was so good, uh, for an inaugural... opening night, uhm, just it wa-it was powerful, I don't know what else to say. The anointing was sweet and thick and uhm, [laughter]. There's the balcony. [laughter] Fun. It wa-it— and people were asking "Is this how FloodGate is normally?" and uh, and, and, people were, the people who were there from here— so we had about twenty people from here show up. Wou-wou-would you say that about twenty people? Maybe twenty-five? Yeah. But i-but there I m-there was— there was decent repre— representation. Lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving.)

    (There's a balcony. Alright let's talk about Catholicism. There- there's so much about the Catholic Church that is, really is fascinating. The-it's a-it's a, interesting thing to study. They reach, they teach many orthodox things and then they teach so many non-orthodox doctrine. The relevant problem relates to— the relevant problem relates to forward. Now [clears throat] [clears throat] [clears throat] [coughs]. Within... the Catholic Church, there are multiple things that shape who they are, what they are, how they— [clears throat] [coughs]. Following the Pope, and— and by the way, the, the, uh, the top offices minus the priests are all considered bishops. Underneath him— lot of sweaty bodies dancing and moving and grooving. Underneath him would come the council of lot of sweaty bodies uh, not retracting. Most of us are like that, we're competitive, we like to do well, and, in terms of the- the priesthood, y'know-there-there are numerous things [clears throat]. Help us to be administrators of truth and help us to help people come out of darkness. We bless you and we thank you my God for your goodness and your grace and your mercy in Jesus name, amen.)
    
    (Please free to use anything you find appropriate on this site, as we have been given great gifts freely from our LORD. Realize that material comes from a multiple range of sources including Charisma, sermoncentral.com, Jack Hayford, Logos Bible Software, Bibleworks, and a host of other reputable places. Please note that all sermon material isn’t always notated. God is good.)
---
Track: Feel (Good)
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '02:16'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feel-good
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG-IfsIac5g
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Femorafreack
- Jack Noir
- Hella Jeff
- Hecka Jef
- 'cw: cops'
Referenced Tracks:
- Feel (Alive)
- Feel Good Inc.
Lyrics: |-
    Feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good

    City's breaking down on a camel's back
    They just have to go, 'cause they don't know wack
    So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see
    You won't get out the county, 'cause you're bad and free
    You got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style
    A melancholy town where we never smile
    And all I wanna hear is the message beep
    My dreams, they got a kissing
    'Cause I don't get sleep, no

    Hazmats, fast cats
    Linin' 'em up like ass cracks
    Play these ponies at the track
    It's my chocolate attack

    Shit, I'm steppin' in the heart of this here (yeah)
    Care Bear rappin' in harder this year (yeah)
    Watch me as I gravitate, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

    Yo, we gon' ghost town this Motown
    With yo' sound, you in the blink
    Gon' bite the dust, can't fight with us
    With yo' sound, you kill the Inc.
    So don't stop, get it, get it (Get it)
    Until you're cheddar headed
    And watch the way I navigate
    Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

    Windmill, windmill for the land
    Turn forever hand in hand
    Take it all in on your stride
    It is ticking, falling down
    Love forever, love is freely
    Turned forever, you and me
    Windmill, windmill for the land
    Is everybody in?

    Feel good
    Feel good
    Feel good
    Feel good

    Don't stop, get it, get it
    Peep how your captain's in it (Feel good)
    Steady, watch me navigate
    Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (Feel good)

    Don't stop, get it, get it
    Peep how your captain's in it (Feel good)
    Steady, watch me navigate
    Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (Feel good)

    Feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
    Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
---
Track: MeGaWaltzeVania
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Kusoro
Duration: '02:17'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megawaltzevania
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP_MAN0GIZs
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Sans
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: 'Learn with Caliborn: Typing Adventure'
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '03:10'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/learn-with-caliborn-typing-adventure
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR15zPQEkRM
Art Tags:
- Caliborn
Referenced Tracks:
- Carne Vale
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:boss-battle-pokemon-typing-adventure
---
Track: Bleep (Extended Edition)
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Duration: '01:46'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bleep-extended-edition
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7QTBbqd_U
Referenced Tracks:
- radiation is now on youtube
Lyrics: |-
    (Here's a tune I wrote just now! This one is called "[bleep]"! How relevant! How new! Buy it!)

    (BUY IT)
---
Track: Misery Loves Company
Artists:
- OpsCat
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/misery-loves-company
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaowFmKfkSY
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Kanaya
- John
- Jhon
- Rose's mom
- Kraket
- Equihorse
- Gametez
---
Track: Mayonnaise Serenaydornot
Artists:
- Bin
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '00:48'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mayonnaise-serenaydornot
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJrvzHFzghk
Referenced Tracks:
- track:serenade-vol8
- Mayor Maynot
---
Track: Fake Fruit Fiesta
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Duration: '03:01'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fake-fruit-fiesta
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhLk8RB8TY
Art Tags:
- Eridan
- Feferi
- Gamzee
- 'cw: blood'
Referenced Tracks:
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
---
Track: profesionalsism
Artists:
- Gordian
Cover Artists:
- Bin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '03:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/profesionalsism
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woFGNaPpHIc
Referenced Tracks:
- track:guardian
- Chopsticks
- track:penumbra-phantasm
---
Track: 'jhon: rid roler costr'
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Kusoro
Duration: '01:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-rid-roler-costr
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tKGm9BgEQs
Art Tags:
- John
- Jhon
- Skaia
---
Track: dω/dt < 0
Directory: angular-deceleration
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- Interrobang
Duration: '02:34'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/d-dt-0
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ3O0TvNZSk
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck
Lyrics: |-
    ([META] SuicidalSushi and mindbleach: Slow your roll

    You two like to post a bunch of things about Homestuck from tumblr and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.

    That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/homestuck and I'm met with pages of posts by mindbleach or SuicidalSushi, with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/Homestuck has always operated with discussion posts, communitystuck, and other such self-posts. These are now being absolutely <i>buried</i> by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat homestuck comix and art" 

    Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the discussion and more community-esque posts. Homestuck brought me to the sub, the community made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/homestuck.)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    (<a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/332gv9/meta_suicidalsushi_and_mindbleach_slow_your_roll/">[META] SuicidalSushi and mindbleach: Slow your roll</a>)
---
Track: good remix of a homestuck song
Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '00:02'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/good-remix-of-a-homestuck-song
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2JucUS-E4M
Art Tags:
- Becquerel
Referenced Tracks:
- Dogsong
Sampled Tracks:
- whatever the hell this screaming is idfk
---
Track: Picture This
Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Duration: '00:05'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/picture-this
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b_Pcdk0_z4
Lyrics: |-
    (Capital T capital B lowercase p lowercase r capital F capital U lowercase m.)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Discfortune:</i>
    (<i>I followed the imgur link from the song "Picture this" on the CANWC volume 2 album, and got this</i>)
    <img src="media/misc/TBprFUm.png" width="400" height="230">
---
Track: Unite Synchronization (Unused Vocal Version)
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- Wheals
Duration: '02:56'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unite-synchronization-unused-vocal-version
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhiNlmONWZc
Art Tags:
- Dave
Referenced Tracks:
- Unite Synchronization
- track:synchronize-hush
Lyrics: |-
    All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe
    All I wanna do is synchronize with you
    All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe
    All I wanna do is synchronize with you

    All I wanna do is synchronize
    See the look of terror in your eyes
    At the moment when you sympathize with me

    All we ever do is fantasize
    About the life that you've romanticized
    Well, the lonely nights are no surprise to me

    All I ever do is simulate with you, babe
    All I ever do is simulate with you
    All I ever do is simulate with you, babe
    All I ever do is simulate with you

    All I ever do is simulate
    All the moments that we could create
    When you're acting like you don't relate to me

    All I wanna do is stimulate
    All the feelings we could consummate
    If you’d let your heart negotiate with me

    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do

    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do

    All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe
    All I wanna do is synchronize with you
    All I wanna do is synchronize with you, babe
    All I wanna do is synchronize with you
    Synchronize

    All I wanna do is synchronize
    See the look of terror in your eyes
    At the moment when you sympathize with me

    All we ever do is fantasize
    About the life that you've romanticized
    Well, the lonely nights are no surprise to me

    All I ever do is simulate
    All the moments that we could create
    When you're acting like you don't relate to me

    All I wanna do is stimulate
    All the feelings we could consummate
    If you’d let your heart negotiate with me

    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do

    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do

    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do

    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do
    All I wanna do
---
Track: Atomek Beatcendpyre Melodie
Artists:
- OpsCat
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '01:59'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/atomek-beatcendpyre-melodie
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQvgbZFqI7M
Art Tags:
- Dave
- Dabe
Referenced Tracks:
- Descend
- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
- track:beatdown-strider-style
- Clockwork Melody
---
Track: Err on Greif (acoostic Covre)
Artists:
- OpsCat
- Wheals
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '02:40'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/err-on-greif-acoostic-covre
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duCXsjgubKg
Art Tags:
- John
Referenced Tracks:
- track:heir-of-grief
- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme)
Sampled Tracks:
- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme)
Lyrics: |-
    Tangle Buddies
    Tangle Buddies
    Let's become
    Tangle Buddies
    That's right
    Tangle Buddies
    You heard me
    Tangle Bu-
---
Track: Let the Kiddles Sleep
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Duration: '02:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/let-the-kiddles-sleep
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA1rOzTO53g
Referenced Tracks:
- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme)
- Splatoon "Squid Kid" TV Commercial
Sampled Tracks:
- Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme)
- Splatoon "Squid Kid" TV Commercial
Lyrics: |-
    Squeedle dee dee
    Squeedle dee dum
    Everyone sing a Squiddly song
    Let's all be friends
    And work as a team
    Squiddles for you
    Squiddles for me!

    Tangle Buddies
    Let's become
    Tangle Buddies
    That's right
    Tangle Buddies
    You heard me
    Tangle Buddies
    Tangle Buddies
    Let's become
    Tangle Buddies
    That's right
    Tangle Buddies
    You heard me
    Tangle Bu-

    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're a kid you're a squid
    You're-you're a kid you're a squid
    You're a ki—
---
Track: Bg'ogublgog'ybulsprite
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:39'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bgogublgogybulsprite
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXGrcfiuN34
Referenced Tracks:
- Squiddles!
---
Track: /r/homestuck sing "How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version)"
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Contributors:
- Cool and New Music Team ('vocals')
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Duration: '03:36'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/r-homestuck-sing-how-do-i-live-bunny-back-in-the-box-version
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fp-lpMsxu8
Art Tags:
- Rabbit
Lyrics: |-
    (Here we go.) (Yes.) (We're doing this.) (Is someone recording this?)
    
    [Everyone sings [[track:how-do-i-live-bunny-back-in-the-box-version]] really well and perfectly in sync]

    (Fuck!) (Here we fucking go!)

    (What are we doing for karaoke next?)

    (Fuck my jaw hurts.)
    (I love all of you!)
Referenced Tracks:
- How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version)
---
Track: Michael Bowman Remix (Est. 2006)
Artists:
- Bin
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '00:36'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/michael-bowman-remix-est-2006
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQRv1tOLCwE
Referenced Tracks:
- 300 This is Sparta Remix!!!
- Michael Bowman Remix
- Michael Rosen Rap
Lyrics: |-
    It's a Michael Bowman remix!

    Bobobobo bobobobo bobo
    Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman
    Bobobobo bobobobo bobo
    Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman

    Mi chael Bow Man
    Mi chael Bow Man
    Mi chael Bow Man
    Mi chael Bow Man
    Mi chael Bow Man
    Mi chael Bow Man

    Bobobobo bobobobo bobo
    Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman
    Bobobobo bobobobo bobo
    Manmanmanman manmanmanman manman

    MI-CHAEL-BOW-MAN...
    (I'm giving you all the—) (Michael Bowman) (—rap-rap-rap-rap...)
---
Track: Lord Spanish
Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:12'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lord-spanish
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY_GYFarZXg
Art Tags:
- Ace Dick
- Lord English
Referenced Tracks:
- English
Lyrics: |-
    (Olé!)

    (Olé!)

    (Olé!)
---
Track: Quantum Reversal
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '03:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/quantum-reversal
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f707J07fp3E
Referenced Tracks:
- Quantum Breakdown
---
Track: 3:00 AM
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '04:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/3-00-am
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS7X-E6FsxU
Referenced Tracks:
- 3 In The Morning (Pianokind)
---
Track: a e s t h e t i c a d e
Directory: aestheticade
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '07:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-e-s-t-h-e-t-i-c-a-d-e
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65-t06cW4iQ
Art Tags:
- LoWaS
- LoLaR
- LoHaC
- LoFaF
- Battlefield
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- Bowman's Credit Score
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
Lyrics: |-
    I'm THINKING of a number
    Between my buttocks
    Do you know what it is?
    It's my credit score, and it happens to be SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY
---
Track: Sungetter V2 (Another Megalo Strike Back Remix)
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '02:37'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sungetter-v2-another-megalo-strike-back-remix
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEgHWYxLRhA
Referenced Tracks:
- Megalo Strike Back
- track:sburban-jungle
- Once Upon a Time
- Sunsetter
- track:megalovania-halloween
- Homestuck Anthem
---
Track: 'game hypothesis: what if sans was actually ness from earthbound created by toby fox'
Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:30'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/game-hypothesis-what-if-sans-was-actually-ness-from-earthbound-created-by-toby-fox
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsxUD7vmT0
Art Tags:
- Sans
Referenced Tracks:
- Game Hypothesis
- Messiah
Lyrics: |-
    Well MatPat
    Well MatFat
    With the max stats
    Getting fat stacks
    No tax
    Throwing up like ham in [??]
    Writing shitty mysteries like [??]
    [??]
    Looking for Sans, Mister Magoo from [??]
    [??] international association of [???] Sans
    Is not Ness

    (Which brings us back to Undertale. Three faces with "don't forget" written on it? It's Ness trying to remember his three friends. In short, Undertale is a continuation of Toby's version of EarthBound, with Ness never being able to get home, adopting the name Sans, and accompanied by Papyrus; a former Starman, an alien force able to speak English and still equipped with his armor and signature posture, but without any knowledge of earthly things, like the sun. The pieces all just seem to fit. Now all we need is an appearance from Pokey/Porky and we've got ourselves a true sequel! But hey, that's just a theory...

    A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!)
Sampled Tracks:
- Loud Nigra
---
Track: MoonBetter
Artists:
- flamingfusion
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Duration: '02:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonbetter
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t-rCOQ1xa0
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- Earth
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
---
Track: ridaculously ilegel
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '01:41'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ridaculously-ilegel
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D41rFLuJL4
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Referenced Tracks:
- Even in Death
- Where The Guns At
---
Track: MegaloWAHnia
Artists:
- sunil_b
Cover Artists:
- sunil_b
Duration: '01:29'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalowahnia
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdJzbmgVeJ4
Art Tags:
- John
- Jhon
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:megalovania-undertale
- 'The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy - Title Theme/Ending'
Sampled Tracks:
- Waluigi voice from Mario Kart Wii
- Vinesauce Joel reacts to GRAND DAD
Lyrics: |-
    (GRAND DAD? Fleenstones? Ohh... grand dad... grand dad! What the fuck? Grand dad? Grand dad?)
---
Track: Patient (Toby Breaks My Bones, Killing Me Instantly Mix)
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '01:58'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/patient-toby-breaks-my-bones-killing-me-instantly-mix
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB-mj8tMGYE
Referenced Tracks:
- Patient
---
Track: don't hug me i'm flared
Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Artists:
- azureCacophony
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:02'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dont-hug-me-im-flared
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCwcQ0La-UQ
Referenced Tracks:
- FLARERERERERERERE
Sampled Tracks:
- don't hug me im scared 1+2
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i>
    It's just... I mean it's just my song from the previous album with some funny(?) crap mixed on top. God damn are you seeing that amazing track art though? What did I do to deserve that?
---
Track: megaloh fuck it
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:32'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megaloh-fuck-it
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmGzYGL_wl8
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
Sampled Tracks:
- Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff Part 433
Lyrics: |-
    ROCK SOLBO
    WOAWW BWEE!
    BWEEEEE
    BWEEEEEEEEEEE
    BWEEEEE
    BWEEEEEEEE

    WOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWW
    WOAWWWOAWWWOAWW WOAWW WOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW
    WOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWWWOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW WOAWW
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
---
Track: You Killed John Santa (Prepare to Die)
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Minish
Duration: '04:22'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-killed-john-santa-prepare-to-die
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipG7IY6NffE
Referenced Tracks:
- You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die)
Sampled Tracks:
- You killed John Santa
Lyrics: |-
    Killed John Santa [repeats roughly 140 times]
---
Track: I Can Barely Rub Juice In This Casino
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '02:07'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-can-barely-rub-juice-in-this-casino
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztd8ONwSmcY
Art Tags:
- Rubs Juice
Referenced Tracks:
- track:three-in-the-morning-rj
---
Track: Germyquin
Artists:
- MoreEpicThanYou747
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Duration: '02:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/germyquin
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMplyD-KfY
Referenced Tracks:
- track:harlequin
- SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW
Sampled Tracks:
- SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW
Art Tags:
- Germy
Lyrics: |-
    OKAY SO THERE'S THESE TWO GUYS
    THEY'RE TOTALLY THE BEST OF FRIENDS

    BEST OF FRIENDS

    BEST OF FRIENDS

    BEST OF FRIENDS

    THEY'RE TWO PIECES OF—

    THEY'RE TWO PIECES OF—

    THEY'RE TWO PIECES OF—

    THAT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE WORKS
    EVERY DAY, MAN
    TONS OF SHIT
Commentary: |-
    <i>MoreEpicThanYou747:</i>
    the song is about germy's bitterness over being the eternal third wheel to swet bro and hecka jef, and how he must balance that with his grief over swet bro's untimely death
---
Track: Saltish
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '04:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/saltish
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9h3qegY-iQ
Lyrics: |-
    (CONFOUND THOSE—) (Act 6.) (OH, HOW I HATE THEM! I HATE—) (Vriska.) (I HATE—) (Pantskat.) (AND I HATE—) (Act 7.) (THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!)

    (Hadron Kalido isn't funny!)
Sampled Tracks:
- The Dover Boys at Pimento University
- The DK Rap
---
Track: are you next (umm strief maybe?)
Artists:
- gnashingGanglion
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '00:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/are-you-next-umm-strief-maybe
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53LbmMveq6I
Art Tags:
- John
- Hella Jeff
- 'cw: blood'
---
Track: jhon and dabe at gamebro games
Artists:
- Minkt
Cover Artists:
- Minkt
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '00:39'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-and-dabe-at-gamebro-games
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHi_PyoCw4g
Referenced Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites
Sampled Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- EB Games - Rivals commercial
- Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites
- that one record scratch sound effect from homestuck
Lyrics: |-
    (Woah. Hey guys. Welcome to—) (GameBro!) (games.) (I'm here to pick up my copy of RollerCoaster Tycoon.) (Copy that.) (Jhon you kinky fuck I can't wait to play RollerCoaster Tycoon with you.) (Did I say you could talk?) (No daddy I'm sorry.) (Good. Now I can play RollerCoaster Tycoon and question my homosexuality in peace. What's up guys? XXSnipe_JhonXX here with the RollerCoaster Tycoon gameplay video. Like, subscribe, and rate five hats if you enjoy.)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Minkt:</i>
    (<a href="https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx7OgwRkk4c7ZD6NcwJ6mx7IsmovcfovcY">Music video</a>)
    [Editors note: Video lost so clipped off of album release stream recording, sorry]
---
Track: i am sitting in a piano
Artists:
- tegusoft
Cover Artists:
- tegusoft
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '07:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-sitting-in-a-piano
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQz86fy6VyQ
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Kanaya
Referenced Tracks:
- i am sititng in a buttock
Lyrics: |-
    I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? The number I’m thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It’s between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that’s between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It’s my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and grab it for me? I’m thinking that it’s seven hundred and twenty, and that it’s between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and grab it? It’s a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and get it? I’m thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between my buttocks. Won’t you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number is between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it’s between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number that could save you a lot of money. It’s between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot of money between my buttocks! But I’m thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four fifty and eight fifty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Fortunately, seven hundred and twenty is this number, because it is between four hundred and fifty and eight hundred and fifty. But I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be between my buttocks, and it could save you a lot of money. The higher this number between my buttocks is, the more money it could save you! I’m thinking of a number though, that is between my buttocks. It is still seven hundred and twenty. Won’t you reach in and grab seven hundred and twenty for me? Don’t grab four fifty or eight fifty, as these are the two extremes. These are not my free credit score. My free credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but I’m thinking that you can reach in and grab it because it is between my buttocks. The number between my buttocks happens to be, well, I’m thinking that it’s seven hundred and twenty. But I could be wrong. Because your number could be anywhere between four fifty and eight fifty. I’m THINKING of a number...
---
Track: A-M-A-L-G-A-M-A-T-I-O-N
Directory: amalgamation
Artists:
- Tetroxideo
Cover Artists:
- Tetroxideo
Duration: '01:39'
Art Tags:
- Germy
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-m-a-l-g-a-m-a-t-i-o-n
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX8HHay1qXY
---
Track: MiRaClEs (not mIrAcLeS!)
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '04:08'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/miracles-not-miracles
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqI-RyAi_BU
Art Tags:
- Gamzee
- 'cw: genitalia'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:miracles
- Purple Bard
- track:miracles-icp
- track:harlequin
- Brodyquest
- licord nacrasty
- Futurama Main Theme
Lyrics: |-
    Miracles miracles miracles miracles
    Miracles miracles miracles miracles
    Miracles miracles miracles miracles
    Miracles miracles miracles miracles
    Miracles miracles miracles miracles
    Miracles miracles miracles miracles
    Miracles miracles miracles miracles miracles...
---
Track: moonflopper
Artists:
- tegusoft
Cover Artists:
- tegusoft
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '03:01'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonflopper
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uycKyhT2TCM
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
---
Track: interducing..... her royal high ness,, jaed hardly
Artists:
- Discfortune
Contributors:
- Minish (kazoo)
Cover Artists:
- frosted flakes
Duration: '00:16'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/interducing-her-royal-high-ness-jaed-hardly
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N8l9rZv03c
Art Tags:
- Jade
- Jaed
- Carapacians
- Prospit
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck Anthem
---
Track: '!!~~~ the will to figt ~~~!!'
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Contributors:
- Aris Martinian (piano)
- Wheals (piano)
- yazshu (beatboxing)
- Pipko Fanfare (bass)
- Bin (melodica)
- Interrobang (percussion)
- Cerulean (synthpad)
- Putnam (guitar)
- Discfortune (trumpet)
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '05:15'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-will-to-figt
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpO_QIm9RP0
Art Tags:
- John
- Jhon
- Rose
- Denizens
Referenced Tracks:
- The Will to Fight (Original Mix) [Denizen Strife]
- Fighting Spirit
- The Will to Fight Further [Denizen Strife]
---
Track: 'Divine Justice: Overload'
Artists:
- Cerulean
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:51'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/divine-justice-overload
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr1cQSdRzXE
Referenced Tracks:
- 'BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!'
---
Track: ==>
Directory: next-arrow
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Contributors:
- Putnam (vocals)
- tegusoft (vocals)
- cookiefonster (vocals)
- Noisemaker (vocals)
- flagellumVagueness (vocals)
- Bambosh (vocals)
- Aris Martinian (vocals)
- Cloudaria (vocals)
- flamingfusion (vocals)
- Ngame (vocals)
- Interrobang (vocals)
- Discfortune (vocals)
- Cecily Renns (vocals)
- Bin (vocals)
- Makin (vocals)
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Duration: '02:38'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/-
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Wauyk8v58
Referenced Tracks:
- Elevatorstuck
- Roundabout
Sampled Tracks:
- CaNWC community readthrough
Lyrics: |-
    (Oh boy! A Cool and New Web Comic! I'm gonna start reading right now! Let's see here... next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow. Next arrow...)

    (Oh no! No more updates! Fate is a fickle mistress, but I cannot deny her. If it is my fate to wait for updates—)
    (If it is my fate to wait for up—)
    (If it is my fate to wait for updates... I ACCEPT IT.)