Album: 'Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff: The Album'
Directory: sbahj-the-album
Artists:
- Facetious & Friends
Date: August 27, 2015
Date Added: January 30, 2025
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbIqmNgy880
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnVpmehyaOFZwMKjBwG9Wzi13n8rmA1Cx
Cover Artists:
- Alex Votl
Color: '#ae9287'
Groups:
- Fandom
Art Tags:
- SBaHJ
Commentary: |-
    <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([Twitter](https://x.com/neverupdates/status/1646732799888556033), 4/13/2023)

    for 4/13 i'm having happy memories of making the sbahj album, something that was done as an ironic high effort shitpost joke with my closest friends

    the album cover is a reference to a huge influential album for me and my friends a decade ago

    <img src="media/misc/put-yourself-back-together.jpg" width="225" height="225">

    we made the album anonymously and purposely left no information on how to find out who made it but it included the members of my own band centerpiece from delaware, whose members went on to do much bigger and better things, such as dirt woman and heavens gate

    because of this "fanwork" (can you even call it that?) i ended up with incredible opportunities like joining [[group:deconrecon|the vast error music team]], and then eventually actually joining [[track:not-canon-in-f-major-op-69|the homestuck^2 music team]].

    homestuck will always be an important part of my life, as i met so many people through it who i talk to every day and consider my best friends and can't imagine going through life without them

    thanks to everyone who listened to this goofy stupid album over the years and commented on it. i don't know why i made it, i guess i thought it was funny at the time.

    i would also like to add that it includes guest vocals from several members of a close friend group that was founded on the homestuck tinychat server over a decade ago. and we're all still kicking around on discord!

    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024)

    The conception of this SBaHJ album goes all the way back to 2011. (Check out votl's [[track:the-sock-ruse|commentary on LOFAM4]] and [[track:sbahj-pg-5-6|a reference to]] one "SBAHJ Musical" that September.) This album as-is was released on SoundCloud probably sometime in 2015, but the page was never archived ([dead link](https://soundcloud.com/votl/sets/sbahj-the-album)). The date the wiki uses, [[date:8/7/2015]], is the date-modified for the album's cover artwork in [the Google Drive download](https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwCieeYUPcY4MzNIdC1NUnk2X2c/view?resourcekey=0-W6rR2BJ66q-CMZz1HWMnLA) made available by votl.

    <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297578438659407954), excerpt, 10/20/2024)

    2015 sounds right! because that’s when avery/neal/justin all were in college and helped me record a chunk of it over winter break

    <i>Kalibration:</i> ([YouTube comment](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbIqmNgy880&lc=Ugxbn-Ang_XO4_EwcA54AaABAg), 1/13/2021)

    Still the best homestuck album and nothing else even comes close

    <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297581388597297162), excerpt, 10/20/2024)

    kali was involved in its creation<br>
    from the inception to the finalization<br>
    but in a very “manager” sort of way

    one of my close friends for sure, they made sure some of the compositions didn’t suck

    i don’t think kali’s actual fingerprint is on any song<br>
    as far as writing or performance goes

    but the whole thing was a big secret project between a bunch of people who at the time didn’t want to be associated publicly with it because it was a joke lol and they had been pursuing actual like careers and didn’t want that somehow to negatively impact that pursuit

    <i>Alex Votl, Quasar Nebula|[[artist:alex-votl]]:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297590316668424345), 10/20/2024)

    > <i>([[artist:quasar-nebula|Lan]]:)</i> Just finishing listening to [put yourself back together](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfZpE9TlGJM) btw. that's a real good album lol

    that was such a formative album for me i feel like. centerpiece got to open for real friends and free throw a handful of times at various jersey and philly shows and the guys in those bands were just incredibly loving and supportive of up and coming musicians

    merging my two favorite fandoms at the time (emo and homestuck) felt natural
---
Track: Intro
Suffix Directory: true
Always Reference By Directory: true
Additional Names:
- Name: >-
    Intro (ft. poignantGlare)
  Annotation: >-
    full title
Artists:
- Facetious & Friends
- poignantGlare (featuring)
Duration: 2:25
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_QJqPpfcW4
Referenced Tracks:
- Pg. 1+2
- Pg. 3+4
- Pg. 5+6
- Pg. 8
Lyrics: |-
    I told you, man
    Told you about stairs, bro
    It keeps happening
    It keeps happening

    Today I put
    Jelly on this hot dog

    The economy
    Is in ruins
    Brah, time to get my game on
    You know what I'm sayin

    OK, how do we do this thing?
    Let's make this shit work
    Where doing it man
    Where making this hapen

    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
---
Track: Pg. 1+2
Directory: sbahj-pg-1-2
Duration: 2:57
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUBE0HQG-2k
Lyrics: |-
    I can't wait
    To be a useless piece of shit all day
    And play all of these games (Play all of these games)

    Fuck! I'm falling down all these stairs
    Fuck! I'm falling down all these stairs (I warned you)
    Fuck, I'm falling down all these stairs (About stairs, bro)
    Fuck, I'm falling down all these stairs (I told you, dog)

    I told you, man
    Told you about stairs, bro
    It keeps happening
    It keeps happening
    I told you, man
    Told you about stairs, bro
    It keeps happening
    It keeps happening

    Uh bro?
    Yeah dude?
    Where are your pants?
    I took them off because I was banging your mom for a minute there
    And now you're banging [?!?]

    I told you, man
    Told you about stairs, bro
    It keeps happening
    It keeps happening
    I told you, man
    Told you about stairs, bro
    It keeps happening
    It keeps happening

    I told you (man)

    (Come here! Ooh!)

    I told you, man
    Told you about

    [???]
    It keeps happening
    It keeps happening
Commentary: |-
    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024)

    [Page 1](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=001.jpg) and [page 2](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=002.jpg).
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Track: Pg. 3+4
Directory: sbahj-pg-3-4
Additional Names:
- Name: >-
    Pg. 3+4 (ft. OLIVIAB)
  Annotation: >-
    full title
Artists:
- Facetious & Friends
- OLIVIAB (featuring)
Duration: 3:27
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKfs6lkvauk
Lyrics: |-
    Today I put (Today I put)
    Jelly on this hot dog
    Hot dog

    And Hella Jeff said to me
    Just how high
    Do you even have to be
    And Hella Jeff said to me (Jelly on this hot dog)
    Just how high
    Do you even have to be

    The economy
    Is in ruins
    Brah, time to get my game on
    You know what I'm sayin
    And there he goes (And there he goes)
    The squirrel
    Has his game
    And there he goes (And there he goes)
    The squirrel
    Has his game

    I am not even joking
    What did this guy even smoke
    This is insane, sane, sane

    I am not even joking
    What did this guy even smoke
    This is insane, sane, sane

    Today I put
    Jelly on
    This hot dog
    This hot dog
    Today I put
    Jelly on
    This hot dog
    This hot dog
    Today I put
    Jelly on
    This hot dog
    This hot dog

    And maybe they're right
    That some times
    Video games
    Does cause violence
    And maybe they're right
    That some times
    Video games
    Does cause violence
Commentary: |-
    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024)

    [Page 3](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=003.jpg) and [page 4](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=004.jpg).
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Track: Pg. 5+6
Directory: sbahj-pg-5-6
Additional Names:
- Name: >-
    Pg. 5+6 (ft. varyn)
  Annotation: >-
    full title
Artists:
- Facetious & Friends
- Varynova (featuring)
Duration: 3:53
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-pBMw-eN58
Lyrics: |-
    Bro did
    You get
    The new, hot game that everone's buzzing about these days?

    Dude you
    Know I did
    You know it, you know it, you know it

    That's so sweet, man
    How about a bro hug bump?
    That's so sweet, man

    Ok, how do we do this thing?
    Let's make this shit work
    Where doing it man
    Where making this hapen
    Ok, how do we do this thing?
    Let's make this shit work
    Where doing it man
    Where making this hapen

    Bro, I
    Got a ticket for
    The big game - it's sports

    Dog I am so jealous you know
    Dog I am so jealous you know (I love the big game)
    Dog I am so jealous you know
    Oh yeah, oh yea-a-ah

    That's so sweet, man
    How about a bro hug bump?
    That's so sweet, man

    Ok, how do we do this thing?
    Let's make this shit work
    Where doing it man (Where doing it man)
    Where making this hapen (Where making this hapen)
    Ok, how do we do this thing?
    Let's make this shit work
    Where doing it man (Where doing it man)
    Where making this hapen (Where making this hapen)

    And there he goes
    The big man hass the rock
    He's driving so hard
    He threw the paint down town
    Ahlly oop for
    The slam-dunk
    And there he goes (And there he goes)
    The big man hass the rock (The big man hass the rock)
    He's driving so hard
    He threw the paint down town
    Ahlly oop for
    The slam

    Ok, how do we do this thing?
    Where making this hapen
    Where making this hapen
    Ok, how do we do this thing?
    Where making this hapen
    Where making this hapen
    Where making this
    Making this
    Making this
    Making this
Commentary: |-
    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024)

    [Page 5](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=005.jpg) and [page 6](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=006.jpg).

    <i>Varynova:</i> ([Tumblr](https://varynova.tumblr.com/post/10158427828/listen-just-listen-its-not-like-im-just), 9/13/2011)

    [Audio embed for a Tindeck file, "alex ft varynova - SBAHJ Musical act 05.mp3"]

    Listen.

    Just.  Listen.

    It’s not like I’m just pimping my own voice!

    (This is Alex’s music anyway.  To say I did anything but backup vox would be a lie.)

    (From [(dead Tindeck link)](https://web.archive.org/web/20180712232759/http://tindeck.com/listen/xijh))

    <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297579306150531163), 10/20/2024)

    varynova was one of the OG hands in the pot for the project as well from probably as far back as 2012?

    <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297595536970485811), 10/20/2024)

    sbahj 5+6 had me/julia AND avery on vocals listening to it now
---
Track: Pg. 7
Directory: sbahj-pg-7
Duration: 3:12
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DNi-kl0sSM
Lyrics: |-
    Bro have
    Bro have you seen my socks around anywear?
    No dude, again with the socks
    What is it even with you and socks man its like you

    Must be toking up on a
    Joint to make you stoned or
    Something I can't even think of who
    Leaves all there socks lyong around like that

    The sock ruse was a distaction
    The sock ruse was a distaction

    The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car)
    The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car)
    The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car)
    The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car)

    Bro have, bro have
    Bro have you seen my socks around anywear?
    Bro have, bro have
    Bro have you seen my socks around anywear?

    It's like you must be toking up on a (Again with the socks)
    Joint to make you stoned or something (What is it even with you)
    Can't even think of who leaves all their (Again with the socks)
    Socks lyong - socks lyong (What is it even with you)

    The sock ruse was a distaction
    The sock ruse was a distaction

    The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car)
    The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car)
    The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car)
    The sock ruse was a distaction (Woah woah, I have the car)

    Woah woah, woah woah
    Woah woah, woah woah
Commentary: |-
    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024)

    [Page 7](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=007.jpg).

    <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297593869764133075), excerpt, 10/20/2024)

    lmao trying to transcribe the lyrics i don’t even think we could do that

    i remember me and avery sitting down sharing a phone and a sm58<br>
    and then picking out which parts would run over the other vocal part<br>
    and which parts to repeat<br>
    and then jumping up an down going OHHHH THIS SOUNDS GOOD

    we had the sbahj page open on an iphone 3<br>
    and it kept shutting off<br>
    bc we didn’t know how to keep the screen on so we’d take turns tapping the screen while singing into the mic lmao

    weird anecdote, sorry
---
Track: Pg. 8
Directory: sbahj-pg-8
Duration: 4:55
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ_zvOC3EHY
Lyrics: |-
    Aw yeah, bitches
    It's time to get my pour on
    It's time to get my pour on

    I need to know what angel to use
    It isn't coming out (It isn't coming out)

    Shut thef fuck up
    Ahaahahahahahaha
    Ahaahahahahahaha

    Where do you (Where do you)
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you (Where do you)
    Even get a nut that's that big? (That's that big)
    Where do you (Where do you)
    Even get a nut that's that big? (That's that big)
    Where do you (Where do you)
    Even get a nut that

    It's time to get
    My pour on
    I need to know
    What angel to use
    It isn't coming out

    [???]

    Where do you (Where do you)
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you (Where do you)
    Even get a nut that's that big? (That's that big)
    Where do you (Where do you)
    Even get a nut that's that big? (That's that big)
    Where do you (Where do you)
    Even get a nut that

    Where do you (Where do you)
    Even get (Even get)
    A nut that's that big (A nut that's that)
    A nut that's that

    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that bi-
Commentary: |-
    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024)

    [Page 8](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=008.jpg).

    <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297594648843255818), 10/20/2024)

    trying to figure out which songs zach drummed on and which were just triggers/samples

    i think 8 is the only remaining real drums

    it just got to a point where mixing real drums with limited mics didn’t produce results we wanted
---
Track: Pg. 9+11
Directory: sbahj-pg-9-11
Duration: 3:17
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDHw51twHxI
Lyrics: |-
    I just do not
    Believe what I saw, what
    Kind of skills are even those
    Stunts you just pulled
    I could tell you but I'd would
    Have to kill you
    But I'd would
    Have to kill you
    But I'd would
    God daaaaaammnn

    Not all the cans are the same
    What's the differance
    Between beans and beans
    The selection has too many
    Prices and vaules
    Not all the cans are the same
    What's the differance
    Between beans and beans
    The selection has too many
    Prices and vaules

    Damn! (Damn)
    Who needs this fuckeng bullshit
    It is so infurating
    Shit, whare's the manager-er-er-er

    And there he goes
    He has the manager's attention
    And now the police are involved

    Not all the cans are the same
    What's the differance
    Between beans and beans
    The selection has too many
    Prices and vaules
    Not all the cans are the same
    What's the differance
    Between beans and beans
    The selection has too many
    Prices and vaules

    I can't believe what he made take place
    I can't believe what he made take place (The selection has too many, prices and vaules)
    I can't believe what he made take place (Not all the cans are the same)
    I can't believe what he made take place (Not all the cans are the same)
    I (Not all the cans are the same)
    I (Not all the cans are)

    Not all the cans are the same
    Not all the cans are the same
    The selection has too many
    Prices and vaules
    Not all the cans are the same
    Not all the cans are the same
    The selection has too many
    Prices and vaules

    [???]
Commentary: |-
    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024)

    [Page 9](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=009.jpg) and [page 11](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=011.jpg).
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Track: Pg. 10
Directory: sbahj-pg-10
Duration: 3:01
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBS01WwsxcI
Lyrics: |-
    In my dreams
    I am the star, its me
    And then the big
    Then the big man comes for
    For a little one on one
    For a little one on one

    But it turns out to be crazy
    What kind of dunks this guy he has
    I'm teling you, air like that is
    Unreal

    The coart is on fire (It doens't even happen)
    The coart is on fire (Most of the time)
    The coart is on fire (It doens't even happen)
    The coart is on fire (Most of the time)

    You got to flip it, turn-ways
    You got to flip it, turn-ways
    Dude
    No
    Your holdung it wrong
    Look he'ss escaping, from above

    You got to flip it, turn-ways
    You got to flip it, turn-ways
    You got to flip it, turn-ways
    You got to flip it, turn-ways
    You got to flip it, turn-ways
Commentary: |-
    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024)

    [Page 10](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=010.jpg).
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Track: Pg. 12-15
Directory: sbahj-pg-12-15
Additional Names:
- Name: >-
    Pg. 12-15 (ft. justinisabitch, suburrito, Lydia)
  Annotation: >-
    full title
Artists:
- Facetious & Friends
- justinisabitch (featuring)
- suburrito (featuring)
- Lydia (featuring)
Duration: 7:23
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niwaJ3UrKG8
Referenced Tracks:
- Pg. 1+2
- Pg. 3+4
- Pg. 5+6
- Pg. 8
Lyrics: |-
    Shit bro you scared me
    Who were you expecting
    The easter bunny
    Shit now look Einstein
    Shit bro you scared me
    Who were you expecting
    The easter bunny
    Shit now look Einstein

    [???]

    Why don't you take a picture?
    It'll last longer
    Why don't you take a picture?
    It'll last longer
    Why don't you take a picture?
    It'll last longer
    Oh wow, he's right
    This shit's lasting forever

    Dude are, you done with
    The nachos, in there?
    Dude are, you done with
    The nachos, in there?
    Just slide some, under the
    Banthrom door

    The bottom line, is what do you do with
    The nachoes falling in the air?
    The bottom line, is what do you do with
    The nachoes falling through the air?
    The bottom line, is what do you do with
    These nachoes falling through the air?
    The bottom line, is what do you do with
    The nachoes falling in the
    The nachoes falling in the
    The nachoes falling in the
    AIIIIRRRRRR (It's, a, nancho party)

    [[track:sbahj-pg-1-2|I told you, man]]
    Told you about stairs
    It keeps happening
    It keeps happening
    I told you, man (I told you, man)
    Told you about stairs
    It keeps happening
    It keeps happening

    [[track:sbahj-pg-3-4|Today I put (Today I put)]]
    Jelly on this hot dog

    [[track:sbahj-pg-3-4|The economy]]
    Is in ruins
    Brah, time to get my game on
    You know what I'm sayin

    [[track:sbahj-pg-3-4|Maybe they're right]]
    That some times
    Video games
    Does cause violence
    Maybe they're right
    That some times
    Video games
    Does cause violence

    [[track:sbahj-pg-5-6|That's so sweet, man]]
    How about a bro hug bump
    That's so sweet, man

    [[track:sbahj-pg-5-6|Ok, how do we do this thing?]]
    Let's make this shit work
    Where doing it man
    Wheere making this hapen
    Ok, how do we do this thing?
    Let's make this shit work
    Where doing it man
    Where making this hapen

    [[track:sbahj-pg-8|Where do you]]
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?
    Where do you
    Even get a nut that's that big?

    (Did you say it was over?)
    (Alright. You'll get your pay.)
    (Man, that's some shit I expect to see on a PornHub comment!)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor, 10/20/2024)

    [Page 12](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=012.jpg), [page 13](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=013.jpg), [page 14](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=014.jpg), [page 15](http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=015.jpg).

    <i>Alex Votl:</i> ([HSMusic Discord](https://discord.com/channels/749042497610842152/779895315750715422/1297601427434111079), 10/20/2024)

    the talking in the background of nancho party is justin (bass player) and his girlfriend <s class="spoiler">Stoned off their gourd</s> laffin about taco bell ingredients

    at one point she’s crying laughing about “bell grande… BIIIIG BELL”

    “ALL THE SALSA. ALL THE CHEESE. I WANT IT SO BAD”

    me and avery were trying to mix the nancho party track and they’re in the background cackling about taco bell so naturally we turned the mic on and tried not to laugh to overload it
