Album: s]hecka jef Directory: 's-hecka-jef' Date: October 30, 2016 Date Added: August 18, 2023 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/s-hecka-jef - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-F8SqOY64tdDaM9GI7pz3y Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde - Bambosh Cover Art File Extension: png Track Art File Extension: png Art Tags: - Hecka Jef Color: '#f57b00' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom Additional Files: - Title: Album Booklet Files: - heckabooklet.pdf Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team: an album of hecka and jefs Cecily Renns: (Masterer) look, we all really like CANWC. its fun, clever, and awesome. there arent evidence to the contrary either. so an album celebrating the COOLEST and NEWEST character has been a long time coming i mean that quite literally; track 2, the Deep Lament, was considered for even vol 1; four or months so old. when Death of Swet Bro and you killed my bro came along, we thought of releasing the three has a three-movements-album for months, only an idea such as this remained. but the idea of "a hecka jef album" spread around, and more people made more songs. only a few, but we had to abandon the three-movements idea that'd have been cool and new, certainly but the 10 (reletively very short track number) songs were finished, and now, we present to you: the cool*est*, the new*est* album the cool and music team, no, the entire Homestuck fandom had the pleasures of listening s]hecka jef is now here, and we(well, me) are extremely proud of how cool and new it is. certainly, this is not good music. its not even a funny meme. it is simply: cool. and very, *very* new. this is no LOFAM or CAN Vol 7, but much more: what we represent as a team. one question remains. why are we so fucking awesome. and cool and new Wheals: (Storyteller) Hecka and Swet Bro are going to visit their friend Dabe when Bro is heartlessly murdered. After mourning his Loss, Hecka swears revenge, learning the perpetrator is none other than jhon. He hatches a plan to play Sburb without Bro, gains time powers, and gets time travelling items from his doomed alternate self. Finally, he confronts and kills jhon. At long last, he sits back and remembers the good old times, even though Swet Bro is gone forever. miraculousAvantgarde: (as Papa John's, Album Artist) Remember that time when I posted this onto the sub? Yeah that happened Bambosh: (Album Artist) I put the text on it shower me with praise Ngame: ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Y_mDdbbv8&t=800)) --- Track: Death of Swet Bro Artists: - Discfortune Cover Artists: - Hadron Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Swet Bro - 'cw: blood (abstract)' Duration: '01:11' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/death-of-swet-bro - https://youtu.be/Lh5DzWMbcG8 Referenced Tracks: - SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW Sampled Tracks: - SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW - Donkey Kong (video game) Commentary: |- Discfortune: (Composer) this has been done for like 4 months ive been waiting so long for this Hadron: (Artist) "i'm a robot" - add that --- Track: てhe Deep Lament of heckacious jeferey Directory: the-deep-lament-of-heckacious-jeferey Artists: - Cecily Renns - Bambosh Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Art Tags: - Hecka Jef Duration: '02:22' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/he-deep-lament-of-heckacious-jeferey - https://youtu.be/1bkrir5hSj4 Referenced Tracks: - Hella Sweet - Where making this hapen - Sweet Bro Theme Song Lyrics: |- sweeet bro and hella jeff sweeet bro and hella jeeeff sweeet bro and hella jeffs sweeet bro and hella jeff sweeet bro and hella jeff will get some stuff and do some things with sweet bro and hella jeff the laughs keep happening Commentary: |- Cecily Renns: (Composer) Like one wise man once said: "i think i smoked a lot of crack and made this overnight" i really dont remember what my thought process behind this was though, i made it like, three four months ago, but bambosh did some very elegic vocals, which really completes this track to its fullest potential miraculousAvantgarde: (as Papa John's, Artist) don't have anything to say really, I just traced Hecka Jef onto The Thinker's pose and coloured it in poorly, and added some shitty effects onto Swet Bro dying, so there's that I guess 'Write it in 200px comic sans please' cookiefonster: (Not Korean Person?) How do you manage to type all lowercase in Google Docs without auto correct? Do you just paste stuff you typed elsewhere or something? Bambosh: (Vocalist) i used a tissue as a pop filter --- Track: you kiled swet bro prepair to di Artists: - TirantBacon Cover Artists: - Shadok Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Jhon - Rose Duration: '01:14' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-kiled-swet-bro-prepair-to-di - https://youtu.be/nsGacEqeCNs Referenced Tracks: - Penumbra Phantasm - Where making this hapen Commentary: |- TirantBacon: (Composer) So basically some time ago I heard about this album, and thought it would be a good idea to make a song for it. This is suppose to capture the rage, suspense and sadness of Swet Bro's death. Also Hecka Jeffery's sadness I guess. Don't let the title fool you, it's not that grand. Although I have zero idea what your standards for good music are, so I'm going to assume you'll find it pleasantly enjoyable. this the snog whare swet bro says ;"you kiled swet bro prepair to die" i think...? Shadok: (Artist) ne day, me and my friends were taking a lot of stupid snaps, and then i said "i swear if we shoot something excellent, i'll make it into a canwc cover art". I'm still laughing at this cover (Fun fact: I was jhon) --- Track: Guilty of Being Jhon Artists: - '413' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Jhon - Swet Bro Duration: '00:49' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/guilty-of-being-jhon - https://youtu.be/cCbaZpxHgMU Referenced Tracks: - Atomyk Ebonpyre Commentary: |- 413: (Composer) Makin: (Artist) [Arfen house](https://youtu.be/bwv55OzLjjw?t=1723) is the most random flahs anikmnation ever so it fits this fuking radnom musac --- Track: anonamousVengance Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: - Shadok Art Tags: - Hecka Jef Duration: '01:48' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anonamousvengance - https://youtu.be/xqPMJCQ6-zQ Referenced Tracks: - Happy Happy Christmas - Megalo Strike Back Commentary: |- Wheals: (Composer) Like the album itself, the idea for this song dates all the way back to the early days of the team, when I was inspired by the pesterlog handle anonamousVengance to do some kind of remix of [http://youtu.be/fq3abPnEEGE](http://youtu.be/fq3abPnEEGE) at first, I wanted to do an HQ rip of Savior of the Dreaming Dead (it's been long enough I don't remember why that song specifically), but when I realized I wasn't good enough to do that, I just did a normal remix. The drums not actually matching up was a happy accident due to FL screwing up. Makes the song cooler and newer, and I definitely totally didn't leave it like that due to already getting enough grief from it. Shadok: (Artist) I learned a new meme today --- Track: clonck effect Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: - nights Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Skaia Duration: '01:39' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/clonck-effect - https://youtu.be/g9Y9eNRhPVw Referenced Tracks: - Tick - Tock Commentary: |- Cecily Renns: (Composer) tick tock is a really good song(s) so i made this; [[artist:makin]] and [[artist:cookiefonster|Cookie]] heard it and they thought it'd be great for CANH intermission 2, but i just did another thing with Negastrife because [[artist:makin]] told me to do that instead nights: (Artist) Every Morning I Wake And My First Thought Is Pull The Trigger Piglet --- Track: Muse of Nanchos Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Artists: - StarlightCalliope Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Derse - Veil Duration: '02:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/muse-of-nanchos - https://youtu.be/ZXIqJdyNHHg - https://soundcloud.com/cookiefonster-archive/shecka-jef-muse-of-nanchos Commentary: |- cookiefonster: (Composer) One day I thought to myself, hey I should try making a completely original song. And then I said, hey I should make a theme for Hecka Jef. I combined these two ideas into this song, see for yourself if I did good. (I'm not sorry for typing like Rose even though I wasn't supposed to.) Wheals: (Composer (but not of this song????)) Would Rose say "I did good" cookiefonster: (Composer) yes she totally would StarlightCalliope: (Artist) I took the spot to do this track art from Makin, since I really liked the Muse of Nanchos song, and wanted to do something for it. Also, because I wanted to draw Hecka Jef. (Was I supposed to type poorly for this?) Interrobang: (Editor) Who even knows lol --- Track: stairdown (to be continue;}? Artists: - Discfortune Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Art Tags: - Hecka Jef Duration: '01:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stairdown-to-be-continue - https://youtu.be/OYYXEND75jA Referenced Tracks: - Muse of Nanchos - Penumbra Phantasm - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme Sampled Tracks: - DK Rap Commentary: |- Discfortune: (Composer) 1. the sonb isnt finishe 2. The Carnival Ξ . . . dongey kogn the rap olkiswerve: (Artist) ha I fooled you all, this was actually a filler joke track art. I continue to stay relevant --- Track: '*swet revonge*' Artists: - Double Hats Eyewear Cover Artists: - Double Hats Eyewear Art Tags: - Jhon - Hecka Jef - Skaia - Prospit Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:39' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/swet-revonge - https://youtu.be/jbtO-QDRE3o Referenced Tracks: - Unfounded Revenge - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - track:MeGaLoVania - Duel of the Fates Sampled Tracks: - Unfounded Revenge - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - track:MeGaLoVania - Jontron "Fool me once, I'm mad" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U - Duel of the Fates - Undertale Commentary: |- Double Hats Eyewear: (Composer, Artist) Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude so like i love earhtbound so i got the music from earthbond you know the one that goes BAM BAM BMA yeah you do amirte so anywy i got that music and mad a song and then i mad atr wich was jhon playing earthbound but the boss was heck jef and not an earthbond bos so it was good and CAwnc and so it was pretty cool but OH SIKE IT ACTUALLY WASNT EARTH BOUND FOR ANYTHING IT WAS ACTUALLY MY FAVOURITE RPG CRONOBLAD TRIIGEER FIST AND MY FAVOURITE CHARACTEER IS THE ESLEN AND THE BATEEER WHO IS COOL AND STUFF HAHAAH GOTCHA DINT I YOU CHUMP U THOUGHT IT WA S UNDRTAIL BUT IT WASNT HA GOTCHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ok_hand: U :ok_hand: FRACKIGN :ok_hand: CHUMPLORD :ok_hand: cookiefonster: (Song Man) What the fuck did I just read. --- Track: '[FLASHBONK...] Sein Bro and Hella Feld' Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - William Leonard Art Tags: - Germy - Swet Bro - Hecka Jef Duration: '01:27' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flashbonk-sein-bro-and-hella-feld - https://youtu.be/yOT5OIa05rQ Referenced Tracks: - Seinfeld Theme Commentary: |- Noisemaker: (Composer) “Man, what's the deal with stairs anyway?”p.s. ffs android your auto-correct sucks I'm just trying to make this purposely shittyp.p.s. william_ is a god for making this incredible art William Leonard: (Artist) got the basis for the art from this promo poster (pls dont kinkysue me mr. seinfeld mcgee!): [http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/014/225/30188hiseinfeld1.jpg](http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/014/225/30188hiseinfeld1.jpg) a lot of work was actually spent getting the logo to look somewhat realistic. and yes that is a dorito in place of the dot on the 'i'. this art is rich in layered meaning! p.s. most of this art's philosophical impact can be attributed to kyle's megapack brushes for making my art not look shitty, or making it look kinda ironically shitty, idk it's just art who caaaaares p.p.s. thx noisemaker you're mad rad (⌐■_■)