Album: More Homestuck Fandom Has Cover Art: false Has Track Art: false Has Track Numbers: false Groups: - Additional Tracks Color: '#6c75f5' --- Group: Fanmusic from the official team --- Track: A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2 Directory: a-baby-legend Artists: - Toby Fox Duration: '1:37' URLs: - https://youtu.be/j_AHimPxR40 Referenced Tracks: - A History of Babies Lyrics: |- A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS AGO...
far in the depths of paradox space
a new lifeform is about to be created
one whose origin is as enigmatic as the glimmer of a musclebeast's teat some are carried in by storks
some are recreated from paradox slime
others appear wet out of their best friend's magical nonexistent vagina but regardless of how these beings may be formed
they all come into the world with a special force:
one called LOVE this is the story of one man's search for love and truth
in a universe forgotten by time the story of those fearful creatures
those that we call BABIES Commentary: |- Toby Fox: Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I actually finished the second album. --- Track: Aradia's Theme (Pre-Death) Artists: - Toby Fox Duration: '2:06' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4deATGJcM4A Commentary: |- Niklink: Unofficial name. If I recall correctly, I gave it that name for the Homestuck Sound Test because when [[group:toby-fox]] shared the track on his Tumblr, he shared it alongside a picture of Aradia (and nothing else to identify the song with), almost certainly the [[media:misc/aradias-theme-pre-death.png|same picture I used as track art for the song]] in the first versions of the Sound Test. --- Track: Bane Directory: bane-old Artists: - Mark J. Hadley Duration: '5:48' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Bane.mp3 Commentary: |- Mark Hadley: Whew… this is a really, REALLY old one of mine. I wrote the first version of “Bane” in 2001, and this version (the ‘latest’ one) was written in 2005. It’s been a long time since I did anything with this theme, but I still really like it. I’ve been thinking about making a [[track:bane|newer version]] of it (since surely I’ve gotten better over the past decade, right?). I kind of regret not slipping this theme into Homestuck somewhere; I feel like this could have easily been a recurring signature theme for projects I work on (like [[group:toby-fox|Toby Fox]] does with '[[track:megalovania-halloween|Megalovania]]’). --- Track: Before Before the Beginning Artists: - Robert J! Lake Duration: '5:23' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUu2xzFJX3U --- Track: Calliope Artists: - Malcolm Brown Duration: '1:08' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kjVPw8-zy4 Referenced Tracks: - Lupus Mortis Aeternae - English --- Track: Catscratch Artists: - Toby Fox Duration: 0:31 URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4vXf3-PFo --- Track: Chaotic Frenzy Artists: - Thomas Ferkol Duration: '2:27' URLs: - https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=19078 --- Track: Clockwork Apocalypse Artists: - Thomas Ferkol Duration: '1:39' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1d8iai1Wlk Referenced Tracks: - Clockwork Melody --- Track: Daywalker ~Rise~ Directory: daywalker-rise-contest Artists: - Catboss Duration: '5:17' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/catbossstudio/daywalker-rise Commentary: |- Catboss: DEBUNK
The last of my three entries to the Homestuck Music Contest, the other two being [[Guns Blazing]] and [[Vodka Mutiny]]. A song for Kanaya, this song is - in my opinion - the weakest contender of the lot. Daywalker nonetheless marks my first attempt at using real audio in a song - I recorded the flute performance myself. Unfortunately, my playing, recording, and production are definitely not up to snuff, honestly. Given that it was recorded with a terrible laptop mic, with a player who hadn't played in a long while (me), I suppose that was honestly no surprise. However, I love both the harp and flute melodies in this song. It was a blast to play, and I'd definitely think about using them again at some point in the future. --- Track: Double Midnight Artists: - Toby Fox Duration: 0:21 URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un7k0l8p12U Referenced Tracks: - Liquid Negrocity - track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew Sampled Tracks: - track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew Lyrics: |- Make her a member of the Midnight Crew! Make her a member of the Midnight Crew-Midnight Crew! M-m-m-make her-the Midnight (Cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-cr—) Midnight, Midnight Make her a-make her a-make her-night Crew-night Crew! Home with the milk in the morning --- Track: Eridan's Theme...? Directory: eridans-theme-question-mark Artists: - Nick Smalley Duration: 0:42 URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssFYgPWL6AI Lyrics: |- Eridan is not that great you need to shut up now Even though you think he's great, he is really not You all think he's really great, even though he's not You think he should have his song, here it is right now Eridan is not that great and he does not deserve a theme Oh, Nick Smalley guitar solo --- Track: Exploring the Depths of Sburb Artists: - Thomas Ferkol Duration: '4:20' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Exploring%20the%20Depths%20of%20Sburb.mp3 --- Track: Five-Four Stress Artists: - Buzinkai Duration: '1:22' URLs: - https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/242553 --- Track: Flare (Green Sun Remix) Artists: - Clark Powell Duration: '4:08' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/plazmataz/flare-green-sun-remix --- Track: Flight of the White Wolf Artists: - Malcolm Brown Duration: '4:45' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh_h8aJVfBU Referenced Tracks: - Rex Duodecim Angelus - Cascade (Beta) - track:dissension-original --- Track: Flow Artists: - Solatrus Duration: '6:26' URLs: - https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=9580 --- Track: Four Kids and a Game They Play Together Artists: - Robert J! Lake Duration: '2:51' URLs: - https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/four-kids-and-a-game-they-play-together --- Track: Ham And Steak Artists: - Malcolm Brown Duration: '8:24' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqT3gaihbPE - https://soundcloud.com/dragonxvi/ham-and-steak-unused-homestuck-music Referenced Tracks: - Rex English - Calliope - You're So Rad - Unite Synchronization - Homestuck Anthem - track:showtime-original-mix - track:doctor --- Track: haunt Artists: - Andrew Hussie Duration: '2:33' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE7K28JkDVk Commentary: Niklink: This track is also known as 'Hussjam' in the current iteration of the Homestuck Sound Test. --- Track: Hawkeye Artists: - Toby Fox Duration: '1:05' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTk4m0S63Sg - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Hawkeye.mp3 --- Track: HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT Artists: - Robert J! Lake - Paul Henderson (VA) Duration: '1:09' Referenced Tracks: - Freefall Sampled Tracks: - Creata - Beatup - Moonsweater - THIS Pumpkin - track:aggrievocation - Feel (Alive) - Freefall URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusfjbsO_qY Lyrics: |- (IT'S ME, KARKAT, THE-THE HOMESTUCK MA-TH-THE GUY FROM HOMESTUCK YEAH THE YEAH THE-THE-THAT GUY I-IT'S KARKAT HAVE YOU LISTENED TO HOMEST- AAH YOU LISTEN TO UM THE-THE-VO-VOLUME TEN HAVE YOU HEARD OF VOLUME TEN? IT'S HERE! UH CLICK THAT- NOPE-NOPE IT'S GONE- NO CLICK IT- NO- THERE- NO- THERE IT IS- NO IT'S GONE- OH YEAH THERE CLICK CLICK IT! OKAY THAT-THAT BOX THERE CLICK THA- CLICK THAT BOX, THAT BOX RIGHT THERE UH, CLICK IT I'M KARKAT Y-YOUR FAVORITE- I'M-I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK I'M UNDERTALE MY NAME IS KARKAT LISTEN, TO THIS-) (IT'S GOT UHM, y'know what fuck it it's fine this is bullshit anyway IT'S GOT UH, ALSO EH-THIS-) (ALL OF THESE) (CLICK IT AND BUY IT, DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO IT, UH BUY IT AND-AND BURN A CD AND TH-THROW THE CD ON THE GROUND AND SPIT ON IT AND THEN BUY IT AGAIN AND THEN TELL YOUR MOM YOU WANNA MOVE OUT, JUST- I'M KARKAT, HEY UH HOMESTUCK VOLUME... IT'S SQUIDDLES TWO IT'S, IT'S VOLUME X, VOLUME TEN, IT'S THE NEW YEAH, DOT COM.) (I'M KARKAT.) Commentary: |- Paul Henderson: (Original video!) --- Track: Isn't This "Is This the End?" Again? Artists: - Robert J! Lake Duration: '2:16' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w1v1_4uwWA --- Track: Jadesprite Artists: - Toby Fox Duration: '2:09' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXvlsXlKOk Referenced Tracks: - The Beginning of Something Really Excellent Commentary: |- Niklink: Unofficial name. If I recall correctly, I gave it that name for the Homestuck Sound Test because when [[group:toby-fox]] shared the track on his Tumblr, he shared it alongside a picture of Jadesprite (and nothing else to identify the song with), almost certainly the [[media:misc/jadesprite.png|same picture I used as track art for the song]] in the first versions of the Sound Test. --- Track: Jane's Dragon Artists: - Robert J! Lake Duration: '1:16' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAG6_bycbYw --- Track: Long Night Ahead Artists: - Tensei Duration: '4:21' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we8DQb_a2u4 Commentary: |- Tensei: I’ll have to do some explaining for this one: I’ve been messing around with vertically layered music composition, and wanted to do something with problem sleuth (that OTHER mspaint adventure). Feel free to skip my blathering below and just listen to the music though! I always felt like PS was at least partially a callback to 90s point ‘n click adventure games along the lines of Grim Fandango, Day of the Tentacle, Monkey Island, Sam & Max, etc. so this song is intended to reflect that. If you imagine PS as a video game, this is the song that would play at the very start of the adventure while our heroes are messing around in their offices and getting caught up in all kinds of shenanigans. Now, the nice thing about PS is that the three main characters (Problem Sleuth, Pickle Inspector and Ace Dick) all have some strong themes that make it easy to come up with appropriate musical motifs. In fact, the three musical instruments that appear fairly early in the comic ( A trumpet, a clarinet and a tuba) all are pretty obviously intended as metaphorical representations of the three heroes, which means that as a composer I have my work cut out for me. The idea with vertical layering in this song is that depending on which of the protagonists is currently ‘on screen’, the theme uses different motifs and lead instruments: when more than one protagonist is on screen their motifs are played at the same time and combined. Normal playback methods don’t support this kind of interactive music (many game engines do, however), so this particular version is more of a proof of concept that just demonstrates the different layers and highlights how they interact. The first section after the intro belongs to Problem Sleuth. He’s the leader of the bunch, and to reflect his mario-esque all-around average strength, his motif is played on a muted trumpet in the middle register with a combination of short and sustained notes. After that we come to Ace Dick. His motif consists of short notes played on a tuba and backed by trombones and timpani to throw some appropriate weight around. Pickle Inspector goes third with sustained notes played in the higher register of a clarinet. He’s a bit of a loopy character so there’s some glockenspiel and a lot of chroma… chromatics? chromaticity? to give it a bit of whimsy The fourth loop combines the motifs of all three characters to demonstrate the interaction between layers when all three are present. The final loop is a variation on the Problem Sleuth motif with an added theremin and a delay effect on all the instruments to give it a ‘spacy’ sound: we’re entering the realm of imagination and the music becomes appropriately screwy. --- Track: Lupus Mortis Aeternae Artists: - Malcolm Brown Duration: 0:32 URLs: - https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=14121 --- Track: Mannequin Artists: - Perry Sullivan Duration: 0:56 URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAyPFa3nEK4 --- Track: Mother Directory: mother-malcolm-brown Artists: - Malcolm Brown Duration: '2:09' URLs: - https://youtu.be/4AILbcNRy-k?t=2086 Referenced Tracks: - Black Rose / Green Sun - track:aggrieve - track:harlequin --- Track: Non Compos Mentis Artists: - Bill Bolin Duration: '1:53' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANwj8Zm82bA --- Track: Patient Artists: - Toby Fox Duration: 0:59 URLs: - https://youtu.be/HNdCAUpmXws Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor --- Track: Penumbra Phantasm Artists: - Toby Fox URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIq4GrMv96I - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdntMzdkFnk --- Track: Post-Apocalyptic Fedora Artists: - Thomas Ferkol Duration: '2:58' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/eidolonorpheus/post-apocalyptic-fedora - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWHGEF_860 Lyrics: |- (Wardrobe largely incinerated. Family, deceased. Remaining garments, heavily wrinkled.) (Commencing search through rubble for steam press, loved ones.) --- Track: Pumpkin Tide (Acoustic Version w/ Chords) Artists: - Michael Guy Bowman Duration: '2:54' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqnMFAVTLg Referenced Tracks: - Pumpkin Tide --- Track: Rex English Artists: - Toby Fox Duration: 0:50 URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTQo2rPvEzM Referenced Tracks: - Rex Duodecim Angelus - English Lyrics: |- (HONK) Commentary: |- Niklink: Unofficial name. Archived link to the original Tumblr post. --- Track: Ruins Artists: - Erik Scheele Duration: '3:01' URLs: - https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=4987 --- Track: Sea of Derse Artists: - Erik Scheele Duration: '2:48' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Sea%20of%20Derse.mp3 --- Track: Seer of Same-Color Scalemate Combos Artists: - Alex Rosetti Duration: '1:16' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/albatrosssoup/seer-of-same-color-scalemate-combos Referenced Tracks: - The Lemonsnout Turnabout --- Track: Shooting Star Artists: - Hilary Troiano Duration: '1:23' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Shooting%20Star.mp3 --- Track: Skaia Voyages Artists: - Seth Peelle Duration: '1:12' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Skaia%20Voyages.mp3 Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle - track:showtime-piano-refrain - track:skies-of-skaia --- Track: Skaian Shuffle Artists: - Clark Powell Duration: '4:16' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Skaian%20Shuffle.mp3 Referenced Tracks: - Skaian Skuffle --- Track: Song for Rose Lalonde Artists: - Robert J! Lake Duration: '4:25' URLs: - https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/track/song-for-rose-lalonde --- Track: The Ballad of Jack Noir Directory: the-ballad-of-jack-noir-original Artists: - Toby Fox Duration: '2:47' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqKvmyPhUf8 Lyrics: |- Greetings, useless peons You've done terrible so far Treading venom pools for eons Suffering with no scar Mercy everlasting Hiding who you are Welcome to the dark side My name is Jack No... Iiiiir! I'm the overlord of badass The shadow magic priest Chosen ones cry out for mother Of trouble you're the least! I really hate these stupid hats And that stupid king That overarching monarch Can shove something up his thing (GRAVEYARD STUFFERS) Oh yeah, they call me Jack Noir You might think that I'm the star When really there's a dad who makes me glad I haven't had the pleasure, yes to treasure This saturnine existence 'Tween these fenestrated walls Goodbye, useless peons You were horrible in life Jumped off the galleon 'Thout so much as a Strife [[track:archagent-everlasting|Archagent everlasting]] I'll tear the sky ajar! Goodnight everybody My name is Jack- oh My name is Spades- no! My name is Jack Noir! My name (My name is) Jack Noir (Name is Jack) (WHOP!) Commentary: |- Toby Fox: I really wish I was better at singing homogenously hahahaha Seriously considering a third person vocal arrangement for a jazz band Also I didn't know noir wasn't two syllables so this song is kind of ruined for me hahaha --- Track: The Undying Artists: - James Dever Duration: '1:28' URLs: - https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=26954 --- Track: The Uranian Artists: - James Dever Duration: 0:47 URLs: - https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=27042 Referenced Tracks: - The Undying --- Track: Where making this hapen Artists: - David Ko Duration: 0:28 URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Where%20making%20this%20hapen.mp3 --- Track: You're So Rad Artists: - Malcolm Brown Duration: '2:12' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y5c-6-11eU Referenced Tracks: - track:crustacean --- Group: Other fanmusic --- Track: Calming Quartz (Beta) Artists: - PoisonedElite Duration: '2:13' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/poisonedelite/calming-quartz-beta/s-2FvRp Referenced Tracks: - Land of Quartz and Melody Commentary: |- PoisonedElite: The first Version of Calming Quartz, my song for the album Xenoplanetarium, a Homestuck Fan Album. I wasn't happy with this version so I redid the entire song. This song references Land of Quartz and Melody by Thomas Ferkol. --- Track: Character Theme for Dirk Strider Artists: - WindlessZephyr Duration: '3:06' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db2MA-7geC4 --- Track: Chucklevoodoo Waltz Artists: - Elodie Cunningham Duration: '2:40' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/chemicalwordsmith/chucklevoodoo-waltz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_3j1erEwFE Referenced Tracks: - Purple Tyrant --- Track: Conflict! Artists: - Emelia K. Duration: '1:07' URLs: - https://redditstuckmusic.bandcamp.com/track/conflict --- Track: DAVE STRIDER'S COOL MIXTAPE Artists: - SerialSymphony Duration: '4:23' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/serialsymphony/dave-striders-cool-mixtape Referenced Tracks: - licord nacrasty - The Sock Ruse - The Light's Rebellion Sampled Tracks: - The Sock Ruse Commentary: |- Circlejourney: so I just had a memory hit me out of nowhere - me and [[artist:serialsymphony|serialsymphony]] discussed quoting each other's tracks reciprocally back when Dave Strider's Cool Mixtape was meant to be on [[album:cosmic-caretakers]]. i.e. this track does reference [[track:the-lights-rebellion|The Light's Rebellion]] at 2:56 we both made the front half of our tracks, and then traded motifs in the back half, so it really is a reciprocal reference sorry for your ears @ anyone who listens through this to confirm its existence --- Track: '[S] Dirk: Unite Synchronization (WITH LYRICS)' Artists: - toucanSandwiches Duration: '2:55' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osPRQThfC1E Referenced Tracks: - Unite Synchronization Lyrics: |- Yo, I was out for a while Cuz the red miles, Squarewave, get inside my sylladex Gotta fix shit now with a freestyle My team's a mess and it's all up to reflex Shit's kinda typical but this'll be mighty difficult cuz additional syllables Got a long road to hoe so let's go now acrobatic fucking pirouette C'mon I gotta go faster Yo, I'm a blur, colored alabaster Got that Crockercorp sendificator Absurd, I'm like my own flight simulator Zoom, speedyquick like my diction Do flips and shit, I'm twistin' Don't even care who's list'nin' Brace for impact I'm liftin'— Off, and I'm not even sweaty Though if I were, what I'd need'd be a towel Hey, yo, Sawtooth are you ready? Here comes a cruxite dowel (Nice catch!) Did I mention that I did this 'cause I gotta build speed, I'm relentless Gotta penchant, gotta mighty need like an engine, end of sentence; cool re-entrance (Yes.) (Fuck, yes.) (Hell, fucking, yes.) Oh Damn, a dead Roxy sans grave Yo Squarewave, take care of this place Now I know it's odd, but I gotta snog So go ahead and say it (Yeah dogg!) Dude, that's hella gay But hey I can't complain cuz the rogue is awake That's one down, two to go, or one If Roxy finds a way to partake (She won't. She's straight.) Fuck it, gotta move, Squarewave, see ya later Runnin' out of time, livin' on a prayer, got my Bucket and my Crockercorp sendificator Now as they say it's all gone pear shaped There's no other way So decapatation is my escape Goodbye Squarewave, ja mata ne (see you later) Yo, I'm back, did I miss shit? No I didn't, this attempt is kinda pathetic Doof, bitch, out the way Daddy Dirk is taking care of liplocking with Jane Looks like everything is okay One step left and we're headed to Jake Ya better hold on, because this thing is so fast Holy shit I'm cool (Did I tell you how cool I am? Cuz I am so fucking awesome.) (It's time for [Unintelligible]) Grab on to my fucking skateboard, I'm so Cool, I saved the day, you're welcome watch this Cool shit that I set up earlier it's no Big deal, wait I lied it's actually the coolest thing ever! (Sup.) --- Track: Eclipse Directory: eclipse-svert Artists: - Gryotharian Duration: '3:07' URLs: - https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/eclipse --- Track: Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver Artists: - Octopimp Duration: '1:49' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gRfnjppLWc Referenced Tracks: - United States of Whatever Sampled Tracks: - United States of Whatever Lyrics: |- (Wwhatevver.) (I wwent down to the ocean and saw Fef and she wwas like "Ooh glub" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!") (Then this troll comes up to me and she's all like "Aren't you the Prince of Hope?" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!") (So later I'm in the core and Kan comes up and she's all like [chainsaw noises] and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!") 'Cause this is my United States of Wwhatevver! And this is my United States of Wwhatevver! And this is my United States of Wwhatevver! (And then it's 3 a.m. and I'm on the corner wwearing my scarf and Kar comes and he's like "Hey, hipster" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!") (Then I'm macking on Nep and Eq comes up and he's all like "Hey I told you—" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!") (Then up comes Gamzee I'm like "Yo Gamzee, wwhats up?" he's like "Nothin" and I'm like "That's cool...") 'Cause this is my United States of Wwhatevver! And this is my United States of Wwhatevver! And this is my United States of Wwhatevver! --- Track: Friendsim 2 Prologue End Fanfare Artists: - Funk McLovin Has URLs: false Commentary: |- Niklink: The four fanfares used in the different endings for [[album:friendsim-2-volume-1|Friendsim 2's]] prologue are variations on the same motif. Since they were all released simultaneously, we don't currently know the exact relationship between them, but in the meantime this track entry ensures they appear as being related to each other. --- Track: Game Hypothesis Artists: - Cerulean Duration: '2:01' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Gaem%20Theor.mp3 Referenced Tracks: - Science Blaster - track:megalovania-undertale --- Track: Heir of Grief Sax Cover Directory: heir-of-grief-sax-cover-youtube Artists: - subversiveasset Duration: '3:57' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bQvjdx8cbo Referenced Tracks: - track:heir-of-grief Commentary: |- subversiveasset: (Music video!) As we near the end of Homestuck, please listen to this cover of [[artist:tensei|Joren "Tensei" de Bruin's]] "[[track:heir-of-grief|Heir of Grief]]" on saxophone. Since its beginning on April 13, 2009, Homestuck has accumulated over 8000 pages and 800,000 words and numerous characters. With End of Act 6's flash [S] Collide, the final act has begun. It's hard to believe that on April 13, 2016, the entire journey will be over. EQUIPMENT (it doesn't require the best!)
Instrument: Conn 24M Alto Saxophone
Mouthpiece: JodyJazz HR 6M
Ligature: Rovner C1RL MK III
Reed: Vandoren Java 2
Mic: Blue Yeti
Camera: Canon EOS SL1/100D DAW: Reaper
Video Editing Software: Adobe Premiere Pro CC --- Track: Homestuck Title Screen Artists: - MK_97 Duration: '8:28' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_kGx5RikYA Referenced Tracks: - track:skies-of-skaia --- Track: I Am An Island Artists: - PhemieC Duration: '4:49' URLs: - https://phemiec.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-an-island - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGZnTC9kTLw Lyrics: |- I am an island, no man is an island but me I reach out my leaves, and skillfully touch them to sea I ship out a boat made of hope on the waves and watch as it slips below I am an island, a island that nobody knows (...I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) I am an island, no man is an island but I'm not a man (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) I was raised by an ocean of creatures and brands (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) I give what I can of, the fruits and flowers that bloom on my skin (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) But when loneliness knocks, she lets herself in (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) Islands don't sink, the water just rises around us Just think, someone out there is watching the stars But they're not the same as ours, some say they're already dead And the light's only on in your head I am an island, no man is an island but me (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) I warm all my sands by the pyre of my family tree (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) I took to the tundra, I climb every mountain and fight every monster I can (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) To run from that long burning fire, my friend (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) I am an island, no man is an island but I'm not a man (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) And messages in bottles feel like battering rams (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) In my head I'm a beacon (In my head I'm a beacon), a pinprick of potential birthed out of nothing but blue (I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island, I am an island) And the light that I signal, it's shining for you (I am an island, I am an island, oh, oh, oh) Islands of love, we just want somebody to touch us Just 'cause we are distant doesn't mean we are lost We are where we are, and whenever a visitor docks And is stranded, it means we are not You and I have something in common, I will try to share my island (You and I are islands) You and I are sinking in tandem, miles apart in every direction (You and I are islands) You and I are treading this current, both of us are doomed for certain (You and I are islands) You and I are our own now, maybe we'll wash up on solid ground (You and I are islands) You and I are islands You and I are islands You and I are islands You and I are islands Islands of fate, lately I feel the tides shifting They're bringing us closer together to stay The waters are rippling, a new world is taking it's shape And tonight, our Pangaea awaits --- Track: It Looks Back Artists: - Scorpyus Duration: '4:57' URLs: - https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/it-looks-back Referenced Tracks: - Revnan's Theme --- Track: Karkalicious Artists: - Superspecks! Duration: '4:52' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWcb2pdgZTc Referenced Tracks: - Fergalicious Lyrics: |- (Four, tres, two, uno) Four, three, two, fuck you Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics! Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' HER no favors No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons I'm Karkalicious (So delicious) No I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (Mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moirails Trolls be lining down the veil For a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you) So delicious (Super sweet) So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-li-like candy, candy) Karkalicious def- Karkalicious def- Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic- Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy Nepeta's always squealing cutesy pet names like Karkitty I'm the K to the A, R K the A the T And the MAJORITY of pairings had better include me I'm Karkalicious (So delicious) My body stays vicious All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'Cuz I'm doing some fitness Zahhak's my witness Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail And he'll be needing all the towels 'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you) So delicious (Super sweet) So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up! Check it out) Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty I'll be laced with lacey It's so tasty, tasty It'll make you crazy T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S To the D, to the E, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you! All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell Terezi says I smell delicious (So delicious) No I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (Mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moirails Trolls be lining down the veil For a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you) My body stays vicious Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business Nepeta's my witness (Meow!) I'll even let her first ship sail Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail So delicious (Eridan, see) So delicious (You can trust me) So delicious (I'll help you be) I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-like candy, candy) It's so delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay) I'm Karkalicious (She says my blood is like candy, candy) T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the— To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second! (Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the very end of the song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something? What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing? He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit, I quit!) --- Track: Keep your head down, Rustblood! [Sax Cover Story] Artists: - subversiveasset Duration: '3:42' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOgdcxskZpc Referenced Tracks: - Keep Your Head Down - Rustblood Commentary: |- subversiveasset: (Music video!) Rustbloods, unite! Do not be content to keep your head down with this sax cover of [[artist:james-roach|James Roach]] & [[artist:toby-fox|Toby Fox]]'s "[[track:keep-your-head-down|Keep your head down]]" and "[[track:rustblood|Rustblood]]". This cover story was surprisingly difficult to do. Hiveswap (the long awaited sidequest for the Homestuck series) is very new, so there's a real possibility of spoiling things -- and this is especially the case since there are folks who are already familiar with Homestuck and folks who are not. This cover story could be like the prequel to the events of Hiveswap, maybe. Or at least, an imagining of something that could fit there. ►EQUIPMENT◄
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🎞️ Video Editing Software: Adobe Premiere Pro CC --- Track: Overlook Artists: - Cerulean Duration: '3:16' URLs: - https://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/overlook --- Track: Revnan's Theme Artists: - Gryotharian Duration: '2:26' URLs: - https://svertofficialsoundtrack.bandcamp.com/track/revnans-theme Referenced Tracks: - Your Fear Is On My Mind (Instrumental) --- Track: Sburban Resolution Artists: - Aris Martinian Duration: '2:50' URLs: - https://actomega.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-resolution Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle --- Track: Shut Me Down Artists: - Tamara Fritz Duration: '4:31' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/totalspiffage/shut-me-down - https://totalspiffage.tumblr.com/post/35440956885/shut-me-down-a-song-for-brobot-download-i - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTVzX-Jv3Rw Lyrics: |- Metal joints and moving parts Radioactive, glowing hearts Send a code to change my mind No control, no way to fight I've been told what feelings are And the ones to show A splinter of my other self How close, we'll never know Shut me down, take me out Take these wires and burn them out Code me to break you, tell me to die Take my uranium, let the sparks fly Let my power run out Take my heart and shut me down Just a puppet to my code Quiet kind of binary ode Still I'm here, and I still feel I'm trapped inside a cage of steel I've been told what feelings are And the ones to show A splinter of my other self How close, we'll never know Shut me down, take me out Take these wires and burn them out Code me to break you, tell me to die Take my uranium, let the sparks fly Let my power run out Take my heart and shut me down I'm so cold Thirty seconds left before I explode Will I feel it when I die Will I wonder why Shut me down, take me out Take these wires, burn them out Code me to break you, code me to break you Code me to break you, code me to tell me to— Shut me down, take me out Take these wires, burn them out Code me to break you, tell me to die Take my uranium, let the sparks fly Let my power run out Take my heart and shut me down Shut me down Shut me down --- Track: Synchronize Directory: synchronize-fansong Artists: - Broadway Aradia Duration: '2:12' URLs: - https://seven-lilies.tumblr.com/post/26866607185/synchronize-a-dirk-strider-fansong-lily-well - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXDZhUZ26pA Lyrics: |- Beneath a smoldering sky crisscrossed with veins I rise from our ashes and I take the reins I won't allow this blood to stain I will rise I will not let us fall apart For what's a prince without his heart I'll play it fast I'll play it smart Synchronize And I'll escape the miles And I'll make Roxy smile I'll save the day in style And we'll survive You know if you guys die well that deprives Me of my heart and my spirit and my Strider stride And I ain't quite willing to lose all that tonight So let's fly Ship my head over to Jake for our very first kiss And I hadn't really planned that to go like this The volcano erupts he hears violins Lips meet mine And I'll escape the miles And I'll make Roxy smile I'll save the day in style And we'll survive Because a prince wakes up When you tear him apart Hurt my friends and break my heart --- Track: The Engineer Artists: - Aradia Jones Duration: '3:42' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/aradia-jones/the-engineer-a-dirk-strider-1 Lyrics: |- Gears spinning inside your head, silently Maybe make a body out of lead if you're ready and Lost inside a shell just a little bit proud of your genes But blood and breath and bones aren't as helpful as they seem so Build yourself a suit of armor Encase the heart that still beats fast Tighten screws and loosen wires And build a soul not made of glass It's an easy process if you're not seeing Tear yourself apart and pick up all the pieces Put 'em all back together with life and hope But you lost those 400 years ago An easy process if you're not believing There's a virus in your system but the trojan is deceiving And you find that you'd do anything, anything If your heart said go and do anything, oh Running throughout every vein, electricity And you're running out of fuel but you'll repair yourself at sea Talking to the ghost you can barely see But they left you all with nothing, but nothing's all you need so Build yourself a suit of armor Encase the heart that still beats fast Tighten screws and loosen wires And build a soul not made of glass It's an easy process if you're just seeing Tear yourself apart and pick up all the pieces Put 'em all back together with life and hope But you lost those 400 years ago An easy process if you're not believing There's a virus in your system but the trojan is deceiving And you find that you'd do anything, anything If your heart said go and do anything Well now the record broke, it's your time to shine But the gear's are off beat and you forgot the rhyme So let's bring it all back, do it one more time Gears spinning inside your head, silently Running throughout every vein, electricity So build yourself a suit of armor Encase the heart that still beats fast Tighten screws and loosen wires And build a soul not made of glass --- Track: The Paradox Paradigm Artists: - Jack McMenamin Duration: '3:14' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/The%20Paradox%20Paradigm.mp3 --- Track: Vast Error Artists: - dbnet18 Duration: '4:08' URLs: - https://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/vast-error-2 --- Track: Wind Waker Artists: - Levc Has URLs: false --- Track: White King Artists: - Demographerist Duration: '2:45' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6NrArPldZo Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle --- Group: From the Cool and New Music Team --- Track: 暗闇の中の光 Directory: light-in-the-darkness Artists: - SplitSuns Duration: '7:45' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/splitsuns/light-in-the-darkness Referenced Tracks: - Voidlight Commentary: |- SplitSuns: ...When the hell did I get 100 followers?? I give my thanks to all of you for listening to my shitty music, haha. This is one of my tracks for the CaNMT's almost-vaporware all-vaporwave album, CANWAVE 3. In its current iteration it's a take on 2814's sample-free approach to the vapor aesthetic through ambient and techno albums such as 新しい日の誕生 and Rain Temple. It's one of my most complex songs yet and it took a lot of work to make, but the end result is something very awe-inspiring, even to me. (Originally this song was a straight-up cover of Voidlight that was much more laid-back and repetitive, but I scrapped it in favor of this version. Maybe I'll upload that old version somewhere along the line.) --- Track: A Very "O" Christmas Artists: - TirantBacon - Bambosh - Wheals - Cecily Renns Contributors: - greenTetrahedron (vocals) Duration: '6:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-o-christmas Referenced Tracks: - We Are Number One - track:megalovania-undertale Lyrics: |- A shining light so bright on the Internet Wriggling with shittiness ever so said Made by a man who is golly damn right I'm talking to you [[artist:o|o]] on behalf of the web site And when you see us shit out crappy complete guaranteed A musical shitfest that only I can plead We want to say thanks for making it right when it's wrong And making it mostly sometimes wrong when it is right So relax yourself, you deserve it of course Thinking of everything you made in retrospective discourse Or should I say [[artist:o|o]] course because the F is paid to respect When obviously what else would you even expect Happy holidays, I hope you get gifts higher than the high you even have be in order to be that guy When a guy like you comes right around it so often looked like a mystery, a riddle, wrapped in a... TV So when I say thanks, and on behalf of us all, we mean it well, I mean look at it all With all the memes accumulating as one, we wanna say thanks a ton for being there to answer our prayers While the Huss man eats his toblerone, and the internet gives him swears (Hey uh... drop a beat, [[artist:tirantbacon|Tirant]].) (Mmm. Mm-mm-yeah, that's— that's a nice beat. Okay, here we go.) Every day when I open the link to Homestuck I always feel a little-little twinge, a little twinge of conksuck But now the [[artist:o|o]] man's come to answer our prayers He's fresher than the fucking Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Updating his brand new comic, as cool as he can be Showing the absolute fuck out of that hack called Hussie So what I'm saying [[artist:o|o]], is that I appreciate your flavour And that you'll now be known As the Homestuck reader’s saviour (Mm.) They say it's a Homestuck sequel This shit's even tighter than Prequel Even if you're as furry as [[artist:svix|Svix]] Cool and New make the perfect mix Even [[artist:bill-bolin|Bolin]] in his confessional Admits there is none more professional And the Scottish composer [[artist:malcolm-brown|Malcolm]] Weeps at this writing smoother than talcum Every morning with my bacon I'll go and salt alongside [[artist:makin|Makin]] Now it seems my salt is gone Cured, perchance, by [[artist:o|o]] and Jhon [Unintelligible] (Here's some... uh quality content from [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJMemes]].) Hey! We're Cool and New, hey! We're Cool and New! Now listen closely Here's a little lesson for webcomics This is going down as the best gimmick If you wanna be like [[artist:toby-fox|Toby]] Cool and New You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue Just follow my memes, and shit around Be careful not to post those leaks (ARG) (No, don't post that!) We're Cool and New, hey! We're Cool and New! We're Cool and New! (Hahaha!) Now look at this song, that I have made When I hit play, be ready to quake! (Random screaming.) Uh, let's try something else Now watch and learn, here's the deal You slip and slide on this banana peel! (Hahaha ha ha ha... ha.) Hey! We're Cool and New, hey! (How long can he go on like this?) (I don't know. He's never tried to sing Cool and New Web Comic version... entire concept parody [Unintelligible]) We're Cool and New, hey! We're Cool and New! We're Cool and New, hey! We're Cool and New! We're Cool and New! We're Cool and New, hey hey! (We are Cool and New... we are number one.) (Back to [[artist:tirantbacon|Tirant]].) Okay that was silly And I kind of admit these doritos are getting Kinda chilly (Hot you dunkass!) Our appreciation for this webcomic is more than Cool and New That's right [[artist:o|o]] we're still talking to you It's about an ignited fixation of concentration causation That results in the fiery blazin' of fandom inflation Without the Cool and New, our thoughts of it all would be way past due And our interested infested uh re-rearranged contested ideas got molested By a man with all the fame and bold calamity And then taken over by lame and old insanity A wicked tyrannity And it makes people say [[artist:o|o]] my god [[artist:o|o]], reading off the script right now I think you're the guy that everyone knows how The-here's-you're... dude who's made a lot of shit come true And you're rocking the shitfest that is Cool and New So when I say thanks, I mean it well Ju-judging by the fact that we're pretty much still here lel Near enough it's been amazing adventure And even when Cool and New Web Comic's ended it will be quite the quencher Goodbye, I hope you have a Merry... Merry Halloween And from everyone on the Cool and New Web Comic, um, Music Team, we wish you all the best! (Thank you for Cool and New Web Comic! You're great dude! Goodnight.) Commentary: Cool and New Music Team: - "once a pon u time" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] - "Epik rap" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] - "THE O RAP" by [[artist:bambosh|Bambosh]] - "middle rap" with lyrics by [[artist:wheals|wheals]] and vocals by [[artist:greentetrahedron|greenTetrahedron]] - "We are Cool and New" by [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJRenns]] - "Lats rap" by [[artist:tirantbacon|TirantBacon]] (It's a parody of a very hussie christmas, by toby fox) --- Track: Bad Radio Artists: - Interrobang Duration: '2:47' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bad-radio Referenced Tracks: - Connection Scrambled Lyrics: |- [MUDA MUDA MUDA] --- Track: Connection Scrambled Artists: - Griever Duration: '4:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/connection-scrambled Referenced Tracks: - Stay in Touch - The Stains of Time Sampled Tracks: - I Can't Believe You've Done This - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Jontron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0 - Arrested Development S01E02 - Kid Screaming At Black Ops PART 2 - Shadow the Hedgehog - The Office S05E09 Lyrics: |- (Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.) (Oh my God!) (Oh shit!) (Oh, no!) (Oh, no!) (Shit!) (I don't like where this is going.) Wash away the anger (Oh my god, we're having a fire! ...Sale. Oh, the burning!) Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain The droplets falling gently down on the terrain (Oh, no!) Wash away the sorrow all the stains of time (That's right, get noscoped!) But there’s no memory it’s only dry inside (Get noscooooooped!) (Oh, no!) (It's the Nutshack!) In the mud and sinking deeper (Oh, no!) (It's the Nutshack!) Into a peaceful life And it will come (It's the Nutshack!) (Oh shit!) Like a flood of pain Pouring down on me (Oh my God!) (It's the Nutshack!) And it will not let up Until the end is here (Son of a bitch!) And it will come through the darkest day (Smoke weed everyday!) In my final hour And it will never rest until the clouds are clear (You're going straight to hell!) Until it finds my dreams have disappeared [MUDA MUDA MUDA] [ORA ORA ORA] (NOO GOD! NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!) (Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.) --- Track: CONTACT Artists: - Difarem Duration: 0:41 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2GjJiciFro Referenced Tracks: - Touchdown --- Track: Contact Established Artists: - Noisemaker Duration: '2:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact-established Referenced Tracks: - Sunset Over Bright Future - Mayor Maynot Sampled Tracks: - Mayor Maynot Lyrics: |- May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may May yor may may yor yor May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may May yor may may yor yor May may may may yor may --- Track: Contact Established (Unused Vocal Mix) Artists: - XenoZane Duration: '2:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contact-established-unused-vocal-mix Referenced Tracks: - Contact Established - Crank That - X Gon' Give It to Ya - The Nutshack Intro - Snow halation - Yo Home to Bel-Air - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - Gangnam Style Sampled Tracks: - yeah come on Lyrics: |- (Yuu) X gon' give it to ya (What?) Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah) 'Cause I am light so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh) Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the P.I Horatio the Horat so big-eyed Tito Dick, "Dickman" baby He reaised Phil and loves the ladies Jack is cool and he's lazy, he's still learnin' Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin (Ooh.) Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah (Week-ah!) Phil's homegirl, God Jack wanna keep her But it's not happenin' neither (No), shake it like a seizure Hold on, let me spark this, take a breather (Yeaaah-hahah!) Breathe the reefer in my lungs I got grapes, what you watching— Todokete (Ring out) Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?) (May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may) Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air (May yor may may yor yor) In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school (May yor may yor may may may yor may yor may) When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" (May yor may may yor yor) The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop The games will never stop, the games will never stop Op, op, op, op, op, op, op, op, op op op op op op (May may may may yor may) --- Track: Contra Artists: - Noisemaker Duration: '1:02' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/contra Referenced Tracks: - Versus --- Track: Cool and New Music Team Artists: - MrMush Duration: '0:49' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-music-team Referenced Tracks: - Mush X Makin Sampled Tracks: - Mush X Makin Lyrics: |- (Great, uhh there's good parts of the fandom and then there's this. I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun. Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like w-wh-w-w-wha-what if we made, what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some... real stuff? Naaaaaah.... naaah... nah, I like memes. Alright, fine.) --- Track: Die. Artists: - Mathias Ramalho Duration: '2:56' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/die --- Track: Doctor's Ringtone (No SFX) Artists: - VulkanShawl Duration: 0:30 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctors-ringtone Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor --- Track: feeling cool and new Artists: - artist:kobacat Duration: '2:18' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feeling-cool-and-new Referenced Tracks: - saoidfisd - Cool and New Music Team Sampled Tracks: - saoidfisd - Cool and New Music Team - feeling right - Love Taste Lyrics: |- (I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun.) [Sampled vocals from "feeling right" by Moe Shop] (I want your everything, every single part of you) (If you think you can fuck with me, you're going to lose) (I want to taste your love, anything you want to do) (And I'll kill you if you try to run, you're mine and mine alone) [Heavily glitched] (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) (Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some real stuff? Nah, I like memes. Alright.) --- Track: First Contact Artists: - Aris Martinian Duration: '1:55' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/first-contact Referenced Tracks: - CONTACT --- Track: Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental) Artists: - Aris Martinian Duration: '1:56' URLs: - https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Gunshow%202%20Theme%20%28Instrumental%29.mp3 Referenced Tracks: - track:explore --- Track: Intro Artists: - Aris Martinian Contributors: - Bambosh (narration) Duration: '3:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intro Referenced Tracks: - The Star-Spangled Banner - Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental) Lyrics: |- (The year is 2020. President Trump has led our nation into one of the worst econonic recessions in the history of the Earth. Imigrants are pouring through the southern border. Just look at that chaos! If you thought the econony was bad with Obana in charge, think again! And not only has Trump destroyed the country, but he's running for re-election! His challenger? Representative Cory Booker from New Jersey. It's up to the intrepid Jhon Ebgret to make his way to the White House and assassinate the president, evil Trump, so that he can finally have Cory in the House! Is he a bad enough dude to off the President of the United States himself? Don't turn that dial! It's... CANWAVE TWOOOOOO!) --- Track: In the Beginning Directory: in-the-beginning-canwc Artists: - Cecily Renns Duration: '1:26' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/in-the-beginning Commentary: |- Cecily Renns: alternative name ; Proto-CONTACT --- Track: its time Artists: - BitesizeBird Duration: 0:42 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-time --- Track: Mayorlovania Artists: - Noisemaker Duration: '2:40' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mayorlovania Referenced Tracks: - Ultralovania Sampled Tracks: - Mayor Maynot Lyrics: |- [Mayor Maynot samples set to Megalovania] --- Track: Midnight Suffer Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '2:26' URLs: - https://soundcloud.com/maxy3/midnight-suffers - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-suffer Referenced Tracks: - track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir-original Sampled Tracks: - I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew Lyrics: |- (Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!) --- Track: Moshi Moshi? Artists: - Cryptanark Duration: '2:21' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshi Referenced Tracks: - Bad Radio --- Track: Muse of Nanchos Artists: - cookiefonster Duration: '2:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/muse-of-nanchos - https://soundcloud.com/cookiefonster-archive/shecka-jef-muse-of-nanchos --- Track: saoidfisd Artists: - Gordian Duration: '3:52' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/saoidfisd Referenced Tracks: - track:when-you-are-old-canwc - Ground Theme (Super Mario Bros.) - Penumbra Phantasm --- Track: Slamdown Artists: - Noisemaker Duration: '1:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/slamdown Referenced Tracks: - Smackdown --- Track: Smackdown Artists: - Noisemaker Duration: 0:42 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/smackdown Referenced Tracks: - track:beatdown-strider-style --- Track: Stay in Touch Artists: - Wheals Duration: '2:11' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stay-in-touch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjFavm2I9o8 Referenced Tracks: - The Connection - Do You Remem8er Me --- Track: Sunset Over Bright Future Artists: - Cerulean Duration: '2:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunset-over-bright-future Referenced Tracks: - OutRun - First Contact --- Track: The Connection Artists: - Kusoro Duration: '2:30' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-connection Referenced Tracks: - Contact Established (Unused Vocal Mix) - track:beatdown-strider-style - track:showtime-original-mix - track:MeGaLoVania - track:doctor - track:sburban-jungle - Lotus - Cascade (Beta) - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - track:skies-of-skaia - track:explore - track:endless-climb - Penumbra Phantasm - Rex Duodecim Angelus - Liquid Negrocity - track:aggrieve - Virgin Orb --- Track: timeshit Artists: - Difarem Duration: 0:55 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/timeshit Referenced Tracks: - its time --- Track: Touchdown Artists: - Cecily Renns Duration: '1:49' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/touchdown Referenced Tracks: - track:in-the-beginning-canwc --- Track: Ultralovania Artists: - Noisemaker Duration: '2:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultralovania Referenced Tracks: - track:megalovania-halloween --- Track: Unintentional Anime (Piano Version) Artists: - dbnet18 Duration: '3:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-anime-piano-version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oKi4oxr2KU Referenced Tracks: - Unintentional Touhou --- Track: Unintentional Touhou Artists: - Cryptanark Duration: '3:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-touhou Referenced Tracks: - Liquid Negrocity - Oppa Toby Style --- Track: when you are old Directory: when-you-are-old-canwc Artists: - Kal-la-kal-la Duration: '1:55' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/when-you-are-old Referenced Tracks: - timeshit - track:when-you-are-old Lyrics: |- When you are old and grey and full of sleep And nodding by the fire, take down this book And slowly read, and dream of the soft look Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep How many loved your moments of glad grace And loved your beauty with love false or true But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you And loved the sorrows of your changing face And bending down beside the glowing bars Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled And paced upon the mountains overhead And hid his face amid a crowd of stars --- Group: From the Paradox Music Team --- Track: All Alone Artists: - Rainy Duration: '4:17' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/all-alone --- Track: Blankest Stare Artists: - Pascal van den Bos Duration: '3:06' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/blankest-stare --- Track: D--> Break the Bow Artists: - Baleish Duration: '3:33' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucxp9CZWEdI --- Track: Brobot Scrimmage Artists: - Pascal van den Bos Contributors: - Funk McLovin (trumpets) Duration: '2:16' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/brobot-scrimmage - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBic0tJpok Referenced Tracks: - track:heir-of-grief-collide --- Track: Distortion Navigator Artists: - Baleish Duration: '4:14' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y-MXug_oA4 --- Track: Dwelling Among the Dream Bubbles Artists: - Pascal van den Bos Duration: '3:03' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/dwelling-among-the-dream-bubbles --- Track: Fate of the Heir Artists: - Rowyn Berlan Duration: '2:39' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/fate-of-the-heir - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrwpRVvPaKk Referenced Tracks: - The Blind Prophet --- Track: Gentle Heat Artists: - Braiden Brian Duration: '2:57' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/gentle-heat Referenced Tracks: - Darling Dolorosa --- Track: Good Morning, Dirk Artists: - Pascal van den Bos Duration: '2:09' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/good-morning-dirk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tozc5YQFpW4 --- Track: Heart Beat Artists: - Pascal van den Bos Duration: '2:49' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/heart-beat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj_gN138rd4 Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter - Dark Necessities Sampled Tracks: - Starsky & Hutch Lyrics: |- (Maybe there's something we can do to make your stay a little more comfortable. Nice transistor radio for your cell maybe?) (No.) (How about a TV?) (Tell you what. I do like your blond friend here. Lemme see your belly button.) (Wh-no. What— let's go, come on.) (Noooo, nononono!) (No, listen— no, no! I'm not gonna—) (Oh, eureka!) --- Track: Jittery Optimist Artists: - Pascal van den Bos Duration: '2:13' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/jittery-optimist Sampled Tracks: - them meows --- Track: Miasmic Decay Artists: - Rowyn Berlan Duration: '3:34' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvmxWizEJNM --- Track: More Real than Kraft Mayo Artists: - FrostyMac Duration: '2:21' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_-P6O_n1co --- Track: Rematch Artists: - Pascal van den Bos Duration: '2:15' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/rematch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3MhvkhUXz8 --- Track: Snowfall Artists: - Rainy Duration: '6:25' URLs: - https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/snowfall Referenced Tracks: - Diamond Dust --- Track: Spritely Gardener Artists: - Rainy Duration: '3:41' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOyg1dtrTgI Referenced Tracks: - Jadesprite - Blue Atom - Softly --- Track: Temporal Virtuoso Artists: - Pascal van den Bos Duration: '2:29' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GalZ7f-Sc2o Referenced Tracks: - Cascade (Beta) - Time on My Side --- Track: Vexation Artists: - Rowyn Berlan Duration: '3:40' URLs: - https://potatoboss.bandcamp.com/track/vexation --- Track: Windwielder Artists: - Baleish Duration: '4:35' URLs: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwwOH0qy9o Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor