Album: Land of Fans and Music Directory: lofam Date: July 30, 2011 Date Added: March 16, 2020 URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/album/land-of-fans-and-music-unofficial-album - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVrrmdafwD4-cD2-ZeRtfnzvRpl2IsrQ0 Cover Artists: - melodiousDiscord Color: '#4876ff' Groups: - Homestuck Gaiden - Fandom Commentary: |- Elaine Wang: So. I'm Elaine Wang, orngjce223, electronic orange juice; and I do stuff. A lot of stuff really, like dragging a friend along on a dizzy jaunt through philosophy and moral free will in the context of Skaianet Laboratories, while writing an outline as to how to create a Rose Strider AU, while attempting to forecast whether GIF or PNG images will be readable in fifty years, while tossing around a rhythm in my head which might or might not turn into a song, while figuring out what environment variables to set in a bash shell to make it look as much like Homsetuck as possible, while doing pixel art to fill in the gaps, while cooking pasta. ...No wait, not all at once. Or the pasta burns and I have to throw it out and start over. It is a thing that has happened more than once, sad to say. But I digress. I came to Homestuck via following the network of webcomic artists via those piles of links they have, "these are some other webcomics that are cool". I caught up right about [[flash:644]] [S] is very cool. I follow that bracketed letter like a Pied Piper, through WV: Ascend, through Rose's entrance and Dave's entrance and the Midnight Crew. I follow it through Descend (which is right around when a certain someone I was close to realize I liked Homestuck more than I did him. Oops, I guses there's a reason I identify as asexual). Idly I venture onto the forums, with fanfiction and speculation and world-building. Then someone called Bill Bolin doesn't want his music in the comic anymore for some reason. So something not entirely unlike this happened: "Hey hey isn't that bassline going to have to be replaced?" "Yeah, we'll take care of it." "Oops. I already made a bassline for you. Here here listen to it." "That's nice. Now run along." "Can I do something else maybe? Please? For later?" "Don't push your luck." This is about when I figured out that yes, there is a thing called the music team and no, they're not accepting applications. Oh well. I just figure I'll keep making music since I started. And then I just never stop.
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melodiousDiscord:
After a fierce battle with the Marquise Mindfang, Redglare flees the battle feeling content that she has dealt a blow to her arch-nemesis. Mindfang looks down focusing her powers and concentrating on her foe, but to no avail. The Neophyte has already guarded her mind against the invasion. And so with a cackle from one, and a curse from the other the two combatants go their separate ways until their next encounter.
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Track: A Fashionable Escape
Artists:
- Yan Rodriguez
Duration: '3:43'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/a-fashionable-escape
- https://youtu.be/WEdZedw0Fno
Cover Artists:
- melodiousDiscord
Art Tags:
- Kanaya
Sampled Tracks:
- Metal Gear Solid
Commentary: |-
Yan Rodriguez:
Ah this is one of those songs I'm particularly proud of for making. It was for this AU thing I was doing, in which Kanaya Maryam was a super secret spy having to break into the Big Boss Sollux's base with Karkat as an informer. That didn't pan out though, but I still managed to make this beauty. It's heavily, heavily inspired by Yoko Kanno, my favorite composer. The idea is that the first half is when she's sneaking about going through, knowing that this is important, THIS IS SERIOUS, and she can't risk it here. She stumbles upon a computer, with a typewriter as a keyboard for whatever reason, and then the alarm goes off she gets caught and the big bad chase action scene starts. I had worked on it for about a month, and I kept losing progress because of crashes, but Silence convinced me to finish it, and boy am I glad he did.
melodiousDiscord:
A nice, simple piece. Fashion in Homestuck is associated with Kanaya in my mind so I came up with the idea of Kanaya seeking to escape something, and then halfway through the song the klaxon alarm kicks in. Thus we get this piece of art.
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Track: Clockbreaker
Artists:
- Mal McGannon
Duration: '2:40'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/clockbreaker
- https://youtu.be/ZKhzNLEXlAI
Cover Artists:
- Brad Griffin
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Referenced Tracks:
- The Broken Clock
- Crustacean
- Sunsetter
Commentary: |-
Mal McGannon:
I've always liked the Midnight Crew album, Drawing Dead; it's got this delicious synergy between jazz and techno with a dark overtone that is super sexy. (I'm a big fan.) Another thing I'm a big fan of is Jit and his music, because Jit's mad talented. So when I was in the shower one morning (where I do my best thinking) and I had the idea for a Midnight Crew cover of Jit's song from The Felt, "The Broken Clock", I filed it away under "future stuff to do", because it's rare I have what I consider a good idea with regards to composition.
So I worked for quite a while on this: improvising on piano, listening to Drawing Dead over and over and analyzing the different styles of each instrument, writing things down, plugging them into my computer, hating it, writing new parts, adding material, cutting material, hating it more, et cetera, ad infinitum. The final result is still something I'm not completely happy with, but I think I can declare it as done as it'll ever be. So, I hope you enjoy it, and the rest of the first ever Homestuck Fan Album!
Brad Griffin:
When drawing this I learned that I can't draw clocks well in perspective, so I googled a clock and Photoshopped it in. Take notes, kids: use technology to hide your faults!
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Track: Quartz Lullaby
Artists:
- Evan Copeland
Duration: 0:41
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/quartz-lullaby
- https://youtu.be/MjbvKSLqAiw
Cover Artists:
- kayak
Art Tags:
- Aradia
- LoQaM
Commentary: |-
Evan Copeland:
This is a piece I wrote one night when I was having trouble sleeping, fittingly enough. In retrospect, I think I took influence from Dire Dire Docks and [[Crystalanthemums]] with this song. I enjoy listening to it, and hopefully others will too.
Fun fact: the music box meldoy was originally one octave lower, and an entirely different instrument. The music box ended up sounding terrible in that octave, so I raised it.
Another fun fact: I completely forgot that [[Jade's Lullaby]] was a track from Volume 5. This song is unrelated.
kayak:
This is a very simple, soothing song that might have been played by one of the musicboxes Aradia had. Aradia could have fallen asleep with this tune in her ears, leaving visions of a wonderful world of melody and musicboxes in her dreams.
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Track: Dance of the Wayward Vagabond
Artists:
- Alex Rosetti
Contributors:
- Meghan Kininger (bassoon)
Duration: '2:32'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/dance-of-the-wayward-vagabond
- https://youtu.be/y41tmpZvU5Y
Cover Artists:
- catastrophicGenesis
Art Tags:
- WV
- Serenity
- Ruined Earth
- Can Town
Commentary: |-
Alex Rosetti:
I wrote this for a composition assignment almost two years ago. It was still very early on in Homestuck and the Wayward Vagabond was currently the only exile we'd been introduced to. This was also before I really started contributing "official" Homestuck music, so when I wrote this I thought of it as being more inspired by Homestuck and left it in the fan music thread. The performance features myself on piano and Meghan Kininger on bassoon.
catastrophicGenesis:
My first attempt at drawing any of the carapace people in full, basically. Serenity rapidly became my favourite character ever to draw, closely followed by Citizen Beans. I kid. Mostly.
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Track: Joker Strife
Artists:
- Eligecos
Duration: '3:09'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/joker-strife
- https://youtu.be/EpifLARQWZk
Cover Artists:
- Brad Griffin
Art Tags:
- Gamzee
Sampled Tracks:
- Mandark's laugh
Commentary: |-
Eligecos:
This song was originally called Ghost Aqua. I created this song for a hypothetical strife theme for Gamzee. Though the song didn't start off that way.
I dug this composition of mine from an old MIDI and played around with it a lot. It has gone through many identities but with no real purpose. But one thing was certain that this song started off being a carnival boss sort of theme.
After a few recent chagnes, I thought I should carry that carnival spirit back into the song and tailored it for Gamzee theme. But what really makes it a Gamzee song is the horn. Can't have a Gamzee song without it. Honk!
Brad Griffin:
Uh.... I just wanted to draw Gamzee. That's the whole story for this one. Sorry.
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Track: Sunshaker
Artists:
- D. Crystal
Duration: '2:29'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/sunshaker
- https://youtu.be/_YhSVxovTO8
Cover Artists:
- D. Crystal
Art Tags:
- Doc Scratch
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunsetter
Commentary: |-
D. Crystal:
i made this song thing
and it's like a silly jazz rendition of this other song
and people seemed to think it was okay
and um
that's about it
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Track: Sburban Rush
Artists:
- Ralen Gainsborough
Duration: '1:37'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-rush
- https://youtu.be/LiewiuFbFJo
Cover Artists:
- melodiousDiscord
Art Tags:
- John
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
Commentary: |-
Ralen Gainsborough:
A while back, the MSPA forums had the "Forapocalypse", and everyone had their avatars enter the medium one way or another to 'survive' the forums going down.
I was a little late to the party, so I decided to have a little fun at my own expense by starting a forum adventure called "The Straggler", in which my character is late and must enter the medium on his own.
I basically condensed the beginning events of Homestuck into a 20 second flash animation, so I decided to play on that same idea for the bgm. I came up with a remix that was a 20 second 8-bit loop track based on Sburban Jungle. I added the bridge and fadeout at a later time to make it nicer to listen to on its own.
melodiousDiscord:
I have always liked silhouette pieces. I knew that I wanted to draw John running. I briefly considered doing all four kids but decided against it, Sburban Jungle is John's theme after all, and the color scheme would look better with just him. From there it was a simple matter of posing him and arranging the rest of the piece. I think that this is one of the ones I am most proud of, even if it's very simple.
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Track: Prince of Seas
Artists:
- Max Wright
Duration: '1:53'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/prince-of-seas
- https://youtu.be/X4uMbtMmoxI
Cover Artists:
- crepuscularDissembler
Art Tags:
- Eridan
Commentary: |-
Max Wright:
This piece was an interesting one for me, and not only because it was my first try at composing something orchestral. My original plan was to make it a sad, slow song with the theme I'd come up with; at least that's what it sounded like it should do in my head. But when I showed the theme to people, the replies were all that it sounded piratey. So that was the new direction I decided to take, and eventually I ended up with Prince of Seas. Little bit of trivia; originally I'd named it Jack (after Jack Sparrow), but of course that wouldn't have fit into Homestuck at all... so I just modified Eridan's title.
I'd originally written this before Eridan had any sort of theme for his character... and before he, uh, went off the deep end. So when it starts off, it's proud! It's powerful! Wwho is this Eridan you speak of? I am Dualscar, terror of the Alternian Seas, annihilator of the land-dwwellers! However, the middle section emphasizes the real him; a guy plagued by too many FEELINGS and PROBLEMS. But ha, he won't take any of THAT lying down, no sir! /explosive finale
crepusularDissembler:
This was made using some very ancient techniques, by which I mean mspaint and a mouse. The drawing is very busy in terms of shapes and lines, so I tried to keep the palette simple.
I intended this to have a bit of an iconic feel (note the orange halo formed by the clouds).
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Track: Atomik Meltdown
Artists:
- James Roach
Duration: '3:28'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/atomik-meltdown
- https://youtu.be/W4EdCoD_dIQ
Cover Artists:
- Pancake-Fairy
Art Tags:
- Dave
Referenced Tracks:
- Atomyk Ebonpyre
Commentary: |-
James Roach:
I liked the idea of Ebonpyre being used as a strife theme for Dave, so I wanted to go a little further with it. I imagined Dave using a lot of time-skipping while he fights (as represented by the record scratches).
Atomik Meltdown was probably my first real foray into fanmusic. I had written two remixes previously, but I didn't really spend much time on them. Looking back on this song now, all I can see are the mistakes and the naive part arrangement. At the time I remember really being excited about this. Thank you for the nomination.
Pancake-Fairy:
All the warning siren things in it made me feel that a powerplant was about to explode. So obviously Dave needs to be jumping out of a swirling mass of liquid fire at an interesting angle to show this.
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Track: Jackie Treats
Artists:
- Artisticpolo
Duration: '3:14'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/jackie-treats
- https://youtu.be/8aMnTdLJ57A
Cover Artists:
- Pancake-Fairy
Art Tags:
- Dave
- Jade
- Jack Noir
- Battlefield
Referenced Tracks:
- track:frost-vol6
- Liquid Negrocity
Commentary: |-
Artisticpolo:
This is a commentary! Just saying this in case you accidentally clicked on this pdf and got lost.
But anyway, I guess I should talk about my track 'Jackie Treats'. The initial creation, or rather, remixing, of this track started - as far as I can remember - when I began messing around with one of the melodies from Liquid Negrocity, which is probably one of my favourite pieces off the Midnight Crew album.
I created quite a neat little piano piece, which is heard at around 0:59 to 1:10. This is pretty much what helped me get into a rhythm for the song, and before I kenw it I began composing around it. It was probably towards the very end of the song, when I added the jazz organ into the piece that made me think of 'Bec Noir' having horrible thoughts concerning dog treats. So I decided to name the WIP track 'Jackie Treats' (The name kinda stuck).
Lastly, I needed to improve the intro. It was bad or something. So I decided to mix in Frost to help create a little symbolism here and there about BN and Jade's relationship.
Pancake-Fairy:
I drew the picture this way because the track was inspired by the Snausages page where Bec feels love towards Jade. In this piece he's putting his trust in Jade as she is holding said treats, meanwhile Dave is sneaking up behind him for an attack.
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Track: Skaian Air
Artists:
- Trent West
Duration: '2:45'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/skaian-air
- https://youtu.be/jost0oi6dLY
Cover Artists:
- Elaine Wang
Art Tags:
- John
- Battlefield
Commentary: |-
Trent West:
Here's a little song I made after the update with John and WV in the flying car. I don't really have much to say about it, I was fucking around on my keyboard one day and played those chords you hear and thought "yeah sure that sounds good" (I have no fucking clue about chord progression or any other technical shit). I added the stuff at the beginning next because it sounded weird just jumping right into the chords. The drums are a combination of a preset that comes with Fruity Loops with a filter over it and a sampled drum loop I had lying around with some echo and reverb. The drums near the end are more samples I threw into a slicer and distorted.
I don't really have a plan or anything when I make a song, so whatever happens kinda just happens, which is probably why I have nothing to say here. But either way I'm flattered that people even wanted me on this album so thanks for letting me join this project.
Elaine Wang:
Skaian air is Skaian air. A lazy copy-paste job with some hills under it is a lazy copy-paste job with some hills under it.
In hindsight maybe I should've added more dead pawns.
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Track: Sburban Elevator
Artists:
- Alex Rosetti
Duration: 0:30
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-elevator
- https://youtu.be/SqJiI9ouAhU
Cover Artists:
- Miff
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
Commentary: |-
Alex Rosetti:
All I remember was someone requesting Sburban Jungle in the style of elevator music so out pops this thing.
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Track: Moody Mister Gemini
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '1:53'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/moody-mister-gemini
- https://youtu.be/vySAcabFPvk
Cover Artists:
- umibouzu
Art Tags:
- Sollux
Commentary: |-
Thomas Ferkol:
Sollux seemed a moody fellow when he was first introduced, so I tried to capture the image he gave. This piece is much different from what I generally made at the time, more complex and faster paced than say Grudgebearer or Blind Legislacerator. There is a lot of contrasting dynamics thrown in, supposed to be reminiscent of his split personality. The piano line where both hands are playing sixteenth notes near the end is my favorite part. There isn't much else to say. It's moody and for mister Gemini.
umibouzu:
To me, "Moody Mister Gemini" just screamed film noir. I imagined Sollux dressed like Problem Sleuth, sitting at the bar of a smoke-filled jazz lounge with a cigarette in one hand and stiff drink in the other.
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Track: Starkind
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '3:47'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/starkind
- https://youtu.be/kAQAkPr6Jr8
Cover Artists:
- Brad Griffin
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Green Sun
Commentary: |-
Toby Fox:
I saw the updates for Rose blowing stuff up and finding that giant Captchalogue card with the Green Sun on it, and then someone said "is that a strife specibus card? What would that be? Starkind?" or something to that effect. And that inpsired me to make a pretty awesome boss song that was too much like other things I've made to put on an album.
Brad Griffin:
Originally this picture didn't have Rose in it at all. It was just a generic silhouette standing, holding a star on a specibus card. That was kinda lame, and didn't really fit the feel of the song. I think I improved it.
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Track: Maibasojen
Artists:
- Isoraķatheð Zorethan F.
Duration: '3:13'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/maibasojen
- https://youtu.be/-P9FdBPpY04
Cover Artists:
- Isoraķatheð Zorethan F.
Commentary: |-
Isoraķatheð Zorethan F.:
Well, what have we... Felt (SI: HS\MUS:B0) got me thinking about time signatures, and also lumping multiple together. This is the fruition of this endeavor. Granted, it's not any good, but this may be the one piece where you have a 30/30 time signature (4/4 overlay 5/5 overlay 6/8). It's a little bit tired; stumbling; drunk... much like the first time when I first found this comic, I would assume. That was about two years ago.
(On an unrelated note, this applies to table tennis very well.)
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Track: MeGaDanceVaNia
Artists:
- Catboss
Duration: '6:04'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/megadancevania
- https://youtu.be/UIcXeunzAaM
Cover Artists:
- JNJ
Art Tags:
- Vriska
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Sburban Jungle
- Explore
- Crystalanthemums
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- Spider's Claw
- The La2t Frontiier
- Terezi's Theme
- dESPERADO ROCKET CHAIRS,
- Walls Covered in Blood
- Homestuck Anthem
- Heir Transparent
- Horschestra
- Eridan's Theme
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
- track:miracles
- Theme
- Aggrieve
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Showdown
Commentary: |-
Catboss:
One fine day I got the idea for a MeGaLoVania dance remix, but I sat on it because frankly? I don't actually enjoy dance music. Or techno. Or whatever genre this classifies as.
Several days later, I was trying to conjure up music for Nepetaquest. But I was drawing a blank because "MeGaLoVania dance remix come on guy you want it" was stuck in my head. So eventaully I was like "OKAY I'LL DO IT SHUTUP"
And then once I got started, it just grew. And grew. And grew. Like cancer. MUSICAL CANCER. Before I knew it I'd stuffed most of the kids' and trolls' motifs in there. There are 20 melodies I used (albeit some only for veeeery short segments). It started off with 16; I expanded it slightly in the process of revising it for the album. See if you can spot them all!
Fun fact: when I was composing this, I didn't even realise I'd ripped the chords from Sburban Jungle until much later.
JNJ:
I made this image before I even knew about the album. The visual reference to Dance Dance Revolution (DDR) fits with a track named MeGaDanceVaNia.
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Track: SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
Artists:
- tynic
Contributors:
- Beast72 (original midi)
- Goatmon (additional vocals)
Duration: '1:48'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality
- https://youtu.be/Vx-DcwcETag
Cover Artists:
- Red Pen
Art Tags:
- Aradia
- Equius
Referenced Tracks:
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Lyrics: |-
It's
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
The quintessential cornerstone of carnal cordiality
Exemplary of exquisite, delectable depravity
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle eye
Um diddle diddle diddle (RIBBIT) um diddle eye
Oh ever since I was a grub how I loved being STRONG
I was happy to build robots and punch them all day long
But then I met the peasant girl, the lowest of the low
Her filthy blood repulses me which makes me glad I know
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
The quintessential cornerstone of carnal cordiality
Exemplary of exquisite, delectable depravity
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle eye
Um diddle diddle diddle (RIBBIT) um diddle eye
Her ghostly form is glowing chrome and each star in the sky
Could very well have found a home in her shining red eye
I tore my heart out from my chest and crushed it 'neath my hand
I'd crush his spine, I'd break his neck I do so love that man
Oh
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
The quintessential cornerstone of carnal cordiality
Exemplary of exquisite, delectable depravity
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle eye
Um diddle diddle diddle (RIBBIT) um diddle eye
When you wish to figure out exactly what to screw
Just let this word into your head and you'll know what to do
But better use it carefully or it might change your life
(One day I did it to this frog and now that frog's me wife!)
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality!
Commentary: |-
tynic:
Hmm, I don't know if I have much to say about this piece. Just that I tried to keep the instrumentals light and non-distracting, but still true to the original cockney pastiche.
Goatmon:
I feel like I really can't take credits for this song. The lyrics came from Something Awful, and the music is from a midi that Tynic scrounged up from somewhere. Someone at the Penny Arcade MSPA thread mentioned having seen a supercalifrag parody at Something Awful, and after Googling I found the lyrics, and decided to try my hand at it. Tynic volunteered her voice, and after she got the midi accompaniment, we bounced back and forth with it until it was the right key and speed. From there she recorded her part and I did mine, etc.
To this day, I don't really like listening to myself in this song, I just don't think it came out how I wanted it. That doesn't seem to matter to everyone else, though. I never imagined it could have taken off like it did, but it very quickly spread and apparently became a thing.
I'd always hoped that I'd eventually come out with some Homestuck thing that would be well remembered by the fans. Here I was wasting my time whipping together silly mario paints, when I should have been recording catchy songs about amoral abusive relationships. Live and learn.
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Track: Under the Hat
Directory: under-the-hat-lofam
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Erik Scheele
Duration: '1:57'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/under-the-hat
- https://youtu.be/wNZlrF3JkIE
Cover Artists:
- ThiefofTruth
Art Tags:
- John
Commentary: |-
Erik Scheele:
So this started off as some music for Dad. And then I was like "this isn't strife-y enough!" cause it was supposed to be strife-y and then this happened. Since it's supposed to be battle music and all, the more laid-back chill version wouldn't really work.
TheifofTruth:
Well, this is the only one I actually tried on so I guess that's good it's the only one that got chosen. I now realize the pipe is out of proportion or those are really big pictures. I like it though.
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Track: Sburban Piano Doctor
Artists:
- Brad Griffin
Duration: '1:52'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-piano-doctor
- https://youtu.be/AUkt5bpcJdQ
Cover Artists:
- Brad Griffin
Art Tags:
- LoWaS
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
- Doctor
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Aggrieve
- Penumbra Phantasm
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
Commentary: |-
Brad Griffin:
Sburban Jungle and Doctor are pretty much the tastiest songs ever, so I wanted to see what would happen if I mashed em into a gooey paste. As I was putting the ingredients back, some chunks of Showtime and Aggrieve fell into the pot. I tried to tone down the flavor by adding a little more Doctor, but then a bit of Black and Beatdown got pulled in with it. At this point it all boiled over onto my laptop and uploaded itself to the internet. Total culinary disaster!
I guess it sounded alright though.
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Track: The Hymn of Making Babies
Artists:
- EnnuiKing
Duration: '1:12'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-hymn-of-making-babies
- https://youtu.be/UJG_HuK0gAE
Cover Artists:
- tT Twigwise
Art Tags:
- John
Referenced Tracks:
- Descend
- Explore
Commentary: |-
EnnuiKing:
A few months ago I was on a classical guitar kick. I decided to make adaptations of Homestuck tunes for classical guitar, and they both translated surprisingly well for the most part. This particular rendition of Explore is based off the version from Descend, which is in C Minor as opposed to the A Minor of the original. Explore forever has an association with ectobiology because the scene where it plays in Descend is of Egbert sending babies onto meteors.
For the album, I added reverb onto the orginal, which I felt was a little too dry due to being recorded with an acoustic-electric guitar plugged directly into a mixer. I tried to make the reverb sound like somebody playing guitar in the Veil labs; whether or not I succeeded in doing so is up to the listener's ears.
tT Twigwise:
When I first saw the title, 'Hymn of Making Babies,' my mind appropriately jumped to our resident Ectobiologist, John. And listening to the track doesn't disappoint, either! The cover that EnnuiKing did is both a mix of sombre, almost Medieval playing, and then downright goofy John-ness at the end, and I wanted to try and get that. At first glance, this picture is a little serious and a little solemn, and then you realize... this is John Egbert that's the subject matter here, and that just makes it incredibly silly because, well, in the end, wouldn't he just go so over-the-top dramatic in this situation? Yeah. Probably.
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Track: Emissary of Wind
Artists:
- Eston Schweickart
Duration: '3:00'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/emissary-of-wind
- https://youtu.be/oXlCAWBo668
Cover Artists:
- kayak
Art Tags:
- John
- LoWaS
Commentary: |-
Eston Schweickart:
Emissary of Wind is the musical narrative of John flying around with his jet pack. As badasses are wont to do. I composed this song entirely in Gar(b)ageBand over the course of a month in an internet-scarce interlude in my summer, not long after Volume 5 was released. Songs on that album, particularly [[track:sunslammer]], were my main inspiration.
I put the song on Tindeck once it was finished, and without linking it anywhere, I found that it had over 200 hits the next day (I'm still not sure how this happened, though I suspect MyUsernamesMud had something to do with it). Months later, it is still my best-known song, and one of my proudest musical accomplishments.
kayak:
This was the first piece of fanmusic I had ever listened to and it blew my mind. It is the perfect music to when John fully realizes his powers and gets down to business as the Heir of Breath. I was trying for a Hussnasty style to capture the less-goofy side of him, but the bottom line is: the Hood is up, the Heir is in. Time to kick ass.
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Track: Land of Quartz and Melody
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '4:04'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/land-of-quartz-and-melody
- https://youtu.be/frJDF4Z2iI8
Cover Artists:
- catastrophicGenesis
Art Tags:
- LoQaM
Commentary: |-
Thomas Ferkol:
This piece was inspired by the land with the same name, mainly because I thought the scenery was interesting and would fit my style of composition. Generally in music, crystalline landscapes are given reverb laden atmospheres with bells and other instruments with a resonant sound. In this piece, I used the instrumentation of handbells, a piano, some synth string and choir background, and drum kit, the two prminent instrmuments being the piano and bells. The bells worked to set the atmosphere while piano handled melody. Then everything got doused in reverb. So much reverb. Maybe the reverb has reverb. But voila. This is one of my favorites from before I was on the music team.
catastrophicGenesis:
So many layers, so much transparency, but I think it worked out quite well. I have to admit though, it's been a while since I saw a real music box comb and cylinder, so that was less successful. Sorry for that.
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Track: Midnight Spider
Artists:
- Yan Rodriguez
Duration: '3:17'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-spider
- https://youtu.be/DqaBuZMPees
Cover Artists:
- umibouzu
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Terezi
- Equius
- Aradia
Referenced Tracks:
- Spider's Claw
Commentary: |-
Yan Rodriguez:
Even though I'd been making .mid files for about 2 years before making this song, this was my first legitimate song in FL Studio, my current workstation. Honestly while I do like the composition of this piece, the production is horrible and I wonder how people can listen to it even now, when I can do much better. It's also my first Homestuck song/remix, so whoo, and also the most popular. It, like [[A Fashionable Escape]], was for an AU thing, in which sax player and assassin Vriska Serket drifted to this new big city, running into trouble, kickin ass, and jammin on that sax.
umibouzu:
I can't really take any credit for the art behind "Midnight Spider," because Nucelose had the concept completely fleshed out by the time i ever laid hands on it. All I did was redo his awesome it in my style.
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Track: House of Lalonde
Artists:
- Max Wright
Duration: '1:20'
URLs:
- https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/house-of-lalonde
- https://youtu.be/olGAOvLH2AY
Cover Artists:
- Red Pen
Art Tags:
- Rose's mom
- Earth
- 'cw: alcohol'
Commentary: |-
Max Wright:
This is a piece that found inspiration in pretty much everything. The main influences in this case were Bach (instrument choice), the Professor Layton Theme (throughout, mainly the introduction and melody that the violin takes), [[Explore]], and The Felt album in general. The inspiration from Professor Layton, drawing from video game themes, also affected my choice to make this loop(able).
House of Lalonde was always intended from the start to be the theme for some sort of home. Orginally, it was going to be for Doc Scratch's study... but the only reason that never happened was because I couldn't find the right organ sound (the kind you hear in [[Scratch]]). So, scrapping that idea, I continued to set about sculpting a theme for a sophisticated abode, and eventually reached the conclusion that it would work rather well for Rose's. I may extend it some day...
"Somewhere a zealous god threads these strings between the clouds and the earth, preparing for a symphony it fears impossible to play."This was recorded ages ago, back when I didn't know what I was doing recording-wise, but I never want to change anything about it. --- Track: Growing Up Artists: - Eston Schweickart Duration: '5:11' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/growing-up - https://youtu.be/L-XX9zvxugU Cover Artists: - Cheers Art Tags: - John - John's dad Referenced Tracks: - Lotus - Hearts Flush - Crystalanthemums - Homestuck Anthem - How Do I Live - track:ruins - Liquid Negrocity Commentary: |- Eston Schweickart: In order: Lotus, Hearts Flush, Crystalanthemums, Homestuck Anthem, HDILWY, Ruins, Liquid Negrocity, and back to Lotus. The original name for this piece was Homestuck Medley 1, since I planned on writing more like it before I realized what a ridiculous idea that was. (I actually got pretty far on number 2 before giving up.) Brad suggested that I rename it "Growing Up," and I liked that title much better, since the song is reminiscent of someone (most likely John) reflecting on childhood memories, both good and bad. He also suggested names related to the four quadrants of troll romance. Before that point, I hadn't considered it, but the song could certainly be interpreted as musical representations of the auspistice, the moirail, the matesprit, and the kismesis. Though, admittedly, the original motivation behind the piece was to see how many stylse I could shove together and still end up with something vaguely coherent. Cheers: As soon as I listened to this song, I knew I had to draw the artwork for it. To me, it clearly represented the passage from childhood to maturity that each of the kids, especially John, were forced to undergo in their short-lived session. Focusing on our favourite Friend-Leader, I attempted to capture this with an image of him turning his back on the relative safety and comforts of childhood and the watchful eye of his guardian. --- Track: The Drawing of the Four Artists: - Willow Ascenzo Duration: '5:00' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-drawing-of-the-four - https://youtu.be/_Ory1eb632I Cover Artists: - Red Pen Art Tags: - John - Rose - Dave - Jade - Earth Referenced Tracks: - Sburban Jungle - Squiddles! - Beatdown (Strider Style) Commentary: |- Willow Ascenzo: The title is, of course, a blatant reference to Steven King's Dark Towerseries. The song is a build-up to each of the four kids entering the Medium (they're being "drawn" into the game just as Eddie, Susannah, and Jake were drawn into Mid-World, but that's enough for now about something that isn't Homsetuck), so we start out with a slow rendition of "Sburban Jungle" played on the piano (John's instrument) with subsequent accompaniment by a violin (Rose's instrument). Then, here come the drums (Dave's instrument), and we kick the song into high gear when the flute and bass (both Jade's instruments) come in. There's a long period of pseudo-improv from the bass, flute, and violin before returning to the meat of the song - and a nod to the Squiddles theme (another reference to Rose) before the finale. Curiously, the order of the instruments exactly matches the order of the kids' introduction. --- Track: Ira quod Angelus Artists: - Kalibration Duration: '5:11' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/ira-quod-angelus - https://youtu.be/jt_unlzLBpE Cover Artists: - catastrophicGenesis Art Tags: - Angels - LoWaA Commentary: |- Kalibration: Hi kids this is the song I made for EridanLand but Radiation didn't like it so he slapped me down and told me to get out of the music team. Just kidding, that didn't happen. Maybe. Anyways, this song was really fun to make. I tried a lot of crazy sound-manipulation things I'd never really tried before for the breakdown and outro, and I really feel like I succeeded with them! The main theme that happens on the rhodes is really fun to play, and might become a prominent theme later...? Either way, I hope you like this song as much as I do! Much love from Kali, thank you for listening! catastrophicGenesis: The window outline is taken from the Christ Church cathedral in Oxford and originally depicts St Cecilia. Several million free-select clicks later, my wrist was dead and this was the result. The stark colour scheme is a result of trying to make it look suitably dramatic. --- Track: Final Stand Artists: - Eligecos Duration: '4:32' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/final-stand - https://youtu.be/vSj-kLixKH8 Cover Artists: - umibouzu Art Tags: - John - Rose - Dave - Jade - Jack Noir Commentary: |- Eligecos: I took the time to make this song sound like it was meant for a robust flash sequence. Really intense drum & bass plus a few orchestral and electronic touches tie it all together. The origins of this song go back in the same manner as [[Joker Strife]]. Both of them evolved quite a bit since first compsing them in MIDI. What was really important for the changes in this version you hear is that it is made to sound like it belonged in Homestuck. So perhaps when we see that page with our heroes fighting Jack Noir locked in conflict, we can play this song in our heads. umibouzu: How do you draw something epic enough for a track with a title like "Final Stand"? Pose as a team, because shit just got real. --- Track: Farewell Artists: - Fuzz Duration: '4:04' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/farewell - https://youtu.be/SHzmF_sSCi0 Cover Artists: - melodiousDiscord Art Tags: - John - Karkat - Terezi Referenced Tracks: - Showtime (Piano Refrain) Commentary: |- Fuzz: My approach to music is very dramatic. When I create music I tend to visualise very specific scenes which take place when it plays. Farewell was originally intended to accompany the scene where John discovered Mom and Dad were dead. At this point in the story it could have gone any way, so I started playing around and doing improvisations based around the Showtime theme, being a theme central to John. After messing around some more for a while I realised that a more bittersweet touch worked better though, and that instead of being used for lamenting, in my minds eye the piece seemed to fit something more akin to a goodbye, such as a scene displaying the kids and trolls parting ways. melodiousDiscord: This piece is based on what I hope will happen (still). After joining forces to defeat Jack, the kids' ultimate reward is unlocked and the trolls either go back to their won world, or accompany the kids. John is the last to leave and you can see the shadows of Terezi and Karkat. John gives a final wave before stepping through the door, Karkat gives a last farewell gesture in response. A bittersweet ending indeed. --- Track: Heir-Seer-Knight-Witch Artists: - Joe Griffith Duration: '7:59' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/heir-seer-knight-witch - https://youtu.be/YT2a2jI8_Yo Cover Artists: - kayak Art Tags: - John - Rose - Dave - Jade Referenced Tracks: - Doctor - Endless Climb - Atomyk Ebonpyre - track:frost-vol6 - Squiddles! Commentary: |- Joe Griffith: Generally speaking, it's fairly uncommon to find a Remix or Arrangement authored by me; I much prefer to write from scratch, using my own material. However, one stormy winter night as I slept curled up in my cave, the spirit of a great troll came to me... Hold on, I think I have the wrong story. Anyway, shortly before Christmas, a friend of mine suggested in passing that perhaps I could put my musical talents to some practical use in the context of Homestuck, which he'd recently managed to convince me to read and I'd become instantly hooked on. We tossed around a few ideas and eventually came up with the idea of stringing together the land themes of the four kids to create some sort of medley. Unfortunately it was a fairly busy time for me, with lots of projects requiring my immediate attention. However, as Christmas approached, I made the decision to inform all my clients that I would be taking time off writing music for a few weeks to "celebrate the holidays", which in actual fact resulted in the creation of this arrangement! Hope you enjoy! --- Track: Cutscene at the End of the Hallway Artists: - Robert J! Lake Duration: '2:50' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/cutscene-at-the-end-of-the-hallway - https://youtu.be/ZSWphWAVpfs Cover Artists: - Zilleniose Art Tags: - Gate Referenced Tracks: - Homestuck Title Screen Commentary: |- Robert J! Lake: so i put together this thing in twenty seconds, except it actually took several months because i never worked on it but who cares about that let's me tell you a story so this one kid, his name is bob, or george, or fred or who cares anyway so his dad's like shut the fuck up kid, you're stupid as hell go to school. get some fucking education, you make me sick right so the kid says okay if and then the dad just fuckin' flips out and he says to the kid shut up go away but it turns out the school is teaching kids to be the beastie boys problem is the kid's a robot so he ends up blowing up because of paradoxes so they rebuild him but it's only good enough for six minutes, and his dad gives him a hug and says son i'm sorry i was so mean and the kid blows up anyway it turns out his dad was hitler and then his dad started a war and captain america punched his face basically the point is that i guess this song is a little like that if you use your imagination