Album: Homestuck for the Holidays Cover Art: Lexxy Date: December 25, 2010 Date Added: December 12, 2020 Has Track Art: false Color: '#b5d5fb' Groups: - Homestuck Gaiden - Fandom Art Tags: - John - Rose - Dave - Jade - Squiddles URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-for-the-holidays-unofficial-album - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLFAMWiDHVM2HPsgWu8_jAgF5qTHgeeOc --- Group: Main album --- Track: Time for a Story Artist: Nick Smalley Duration: '1:20' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/time-for-a-story - https://youtu.be/u7PHEnU9YAo Lyrics: >- (Heya kiddos, it's your old pal, George the Conductor. Gather 'round, it's time for a story. Now and again, every single year, millions of Earth babies are born. But only one of the years that there has been in all of history has had a baby born who, inside of him, has had all the powers of a higher deity. It is on this god-child's birthday that everyone, more or less, will gather around with their families and buy expensive things for people they love dearly. Now, we in the Incipisphere celebrate Christmas too, oh no no no don't get me wrong, we love Christmas. But our Christmasses are a little bit different. You see, our Christmas time festivities don't have a-a Frosty o-or a Rudolph, because we don't accept the Christmas apocrypha as canonical, and we don't own radios because of how poor we are. So we don't know what a Frank Sinatra or-or a Bing Crosby is. But if you point your ears at the sky and listen, real real careful, on Christmas morning, you might just hear us Skaians singing our Christmas Carol.) --- Track: A Skaian Christmas Artist: Mark Hadley Duration: '2:22' References: - track:skies-of-skaia URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/a-skaian-christmas - https://youtu.be/VPB_PlYW89M --- Track: Anthem of Rime Artist: Solatrus, Nick Smalley Duration: '3:22' References: Carol of the Bells, track:frost-vol6 URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/anthem-of-rime - https://youtu.be/AS9bJhBFXyY --- Track: Pachelbel's Gardener Artist: Robert J! Lake References: Canon in D, The Beginning of Something Really Excellent Duration: '3:58' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/pachelbels-gardener - https://youtu.be/O0Pnv0AKM2U --- Track: Carefree Perigee Artist: Toby Fox Duration: '1:38' References: Carefree Action URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-perigee - https://youtu.be/sEFEEfJ0Rzk --- Track: The More You Know Artist: Nick Smalley Duration: 0:33 URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-more-you-know - https://youtu.be/69l-OnIJS5Y Lyrics: >- (Now you may start thinking to yourself, isn't it only people that celebrate Christmas? That's where I'd have to stop ya. And say, Christmas doesn't end with just people, it's species all over the world. Now I know a couple of 'em that live right under the sea. I think you know. I think I do too. And I think that they've got something they need to do.) --- Track: The Squiddles Save Christmas Artist: Alex Rosetti Duration: '2:46' References: Squiddles! URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-squiddles-save-christmas - https://youtu.be/YyGhvEWMyd4 Lyrics: |- Hey everybody, let's all sing 'Cause the Squiddles just bought a Christmas tree Squiddle Squiddle Squiddle something Squiddle Something that rhymes with... more Squiddle Lalalalalalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala (Please help us, please help us) Lalalala (Please help us) Squiddle Squiddle (I think I had too much eggnog...) (Could it be?) (I think so!) (Nooo wayyyyy!) (Yeeeah!) (It's... NOG BABY!!!) (Yes my children it is I, Nog Baby. Lord and savior of the waking world. Thanks to my immaculate conception, I have been brought to you today to absolve you of your nog-related sins.) (Wooooow, that's cool!) (Very cool!) SQUIDDLES: [Hooting and hollering] NOG BABY: [Grumbles incomprehensibly] (Praise the lord!) (Lord and savior!) (Now my children. You better be careful! Because the Murky Brineswallow created a robotic Skipper Plumbthroat and he's out to ruin Christmas for EVERYBODY! Go get 'im!) (There he is! Let's attack him with a tickle fight!) [Unintelligible Squiddle bullshit] (ARRRRRR! SQUIDDLES! ARRRR SQUIDDLE-FUCKING SQUIDDLES IN MY FUCKING SHOE, HOW DID YOU EVEN FUCKING GET THERE? SQUIDDLE-FUCKING SQUIDDL-ARRRR! FUCKIN-ARRRR-SQUIDDLE! ARR-ARR-ARR-ARR-ARRRR! FUCKIN-FU ARR-FUCK FU-FU-FU-FU-FFFFFFFFFFF FUCKING SQUIDDLE-SQUIDDLE! ARR SQUIDDLE! FUCKING SQUIDDLES IN-ARRRRRR!) (GET OUT OF MY LIFE DAD) (AnD tO aLl A-) --- Track: Billy the Bellsuit Diver Has Something to Say Artist: Erik Scheele Duration: '3:26' References: Tempus adest floridum, Squiddles! URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/billy-the-bellsuit-diver-has-something-to-say - https://youtu.be/cRxCQv2nutw Lyrics: >- (Billy the Bellsuit Diver here to wish you all... a merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. [muffling] Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. [fully muffled] Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. [unmuffling] Merry Christmas to you and a happy New Year.) --- Track: Squiddly Night Artist: David Ko Duration: '1:01' References: Silent Night URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/squiddly-night - https://youtu.be/i50tv01mJvI Lyrics: |- Squeedle dee dee Squeedle dee dum All shall sing a Squiddly song Tangle Buddies live under the sea Lots of friendship for you and for me If you just go to sleep If you just go to sleep [Indecipherable demonic whispering] --- Track: The Santa Claus Interdimensional Travel Sleigh Artist: Nick Smalley Duration: 0:23 URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-santa-claus-interdimensional-travel-sleigh - https://youtu.be/rQSGIuPHQs0 Lyrics: >- (It's time to let the Squiddles sleep. Sweet dreams! Did you know that Santa's magic doesn't just affect our planet? It stretches all across the universe. Let's peek in on some of the wonderous worlds that our jolly man in red has graced his presence on.) --- Track: Land of Light and Cheer Artist: Thomas Ferkol Duration: '1:53' References: The First Noel, Clockwork Apocalypse URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/land-of-light-and-cheer - https://youtu.be/fwqFAtNqWhA --- Track: Gog Rest Ye Merry Prospitians Artist: Thomas Ferkol Duration: '2:15' References: - Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town - God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen - track:sburban-jungle URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/gog-rest-ye-merry-prospitians - https://youtu.be/H1s0RX4ikfE --- Track: Carolmanthetime Artist: Erik Scheele Contributors: Robert J! Lake (intro production) Duration: '3:44' References: - Carol of the Bells - God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen - track:doctor - track:showtime-piano-refrain URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/carolmanthetime - https://youtu.be/pCWVB-AjnXk --- Track: Candlelight Artist: Robert J! Lake Track Art: Richard Browne Duration: '3:15' References: Candles and Clockwork Art Tags: - The Felt URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/candlelight - https://youtu.be/9G1ttVEPGN8 Commentary: |- Robert J! Lake: I ruined this song with my voice Lyrics: |- I forgot to buy my last christmas gift The most important one of all And if my past record is any indication Then this is the last slip before the fall I'm alone, not where I want to be The only company I have is me I'm sleeping in another bed tonight In the space behind the candlelight --- Track: Oh, No! It's the Midnight Crew! Artist: Nick Smalley Duration: 0:28 URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/oh-no-its-the-midnight-crew - https://youtu.be/VlZHoHoiOa4 Lyrics: |- (Now who's that coming up the hill? Aw that kinda looks like... oh no! It's the Midnight Crew!) (Wha-what's this? They brought their instruments? Aw, they're not here to hurt us, they're here to spread Christmas cheer! Let's listen in on Spades and the gang.) --- Track: Let it Snow Artist: Mark Hadley Duration: '1:31' References: Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow! URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/let-it-snow - https://youtu.be/BaNH2BKfRKk --- Track: Hella Sweet Artist: Nick Smalley Duration: 0:17 URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/hella-sweet - https://youtu.be/UsxUACjWDiw Lyrics: |- (Aw, thanks fellas. You sure know how to put a smile on our faces. See you 'round! Now look who's here! It's Bro and Jeff!) (That's a mighty big sack you got there boys. What are you two planning?) --- Track: Shit, Let's Be Santa Artist: Robert J! Lake Duration: '2:33' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/shit-lets-be-santa - https://youtu.be/GOMGiD6mWJM Lyrics: |- The snow is at our door now and I put on great boots It's time to shovel all this conksuck frozen soup When I'm finished with this I will put up all the lights And Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro will measure all the heights And fall into- Shit, let's be Santa I'll be your Mister Claus And we'll fade away on Christmas day In a jpeg compression loss Geromy and Peaches They're putting trimmings on the tree The star is meters off the ground How high does it have to be Shit, let's be santa I'll be your Mister Claus And we'll fade away on Christmas day In a jpeg compression loss Shit, let's be Santa Oh shit, let's be Santa Oh shit, let's be Santa Oh shit, let's be Santa Oh shit, let's be Santa Oh shit, let's be Santa Oh shit, let's be Santa Oh shit, let's be Santa Oh shit, let's be Santa I'll be your Mister Claus And we'll fade away on Christmas day In a jpeg compression loss --- Track: Choo Choo Artist: Nick Smalley Duration: '1:28' URLs: - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/choo-choo - https://youtu.be/_dDEvkBEJoA Lyrics: |- (Alright alright, it sounds like you have a lot of work ahead of ya. Take care, Bro and Jeff! And so, we close on a very special celebration, of a very very special time of year. But don't you young'ins be fooled, oh no no. Christmas never really ends. In fact, it's only about 365 days left until the next big day! And in Santa time, that's only a few seconds. So kids, be good, and maybe next year Santa will bring you something extra special in the name of that magic infant from the very first year of modern days. And don't forget about us up here in the Incipisphere either, because children, we're always here to help. We're always looking out for you!) (Oh, it's time to get back to work! I hope you enjoyed the stories. Merry Christmas, and a happy, happy New Year, from your old pal, George the Conductor.) (I-is that it? Are we good? Is-did I get the line? Alright, okay.) (God.) (When's lunch?) (God damn.) --- Group: Bonus tracks --- Track: Oh God, Christmas! Artist: Lost in History Duration: 0:40 References: - track:ohgodwhat URLs: - https://youtu.be/wN6DYiH6aws Lyrics: |- SQUIDDLES: God oh man, oh God oh man... oh God Christmas! Oh God, Christmas! Oh God, Christmas! Oh God, Christmas! Oh God, Christmas! Oh God, Christmas! Oh God... Christmas! Oh God, Christmas! Oh God, Christmas! Oh God, Christmas! Oh God, Christmas! GEORGE THE CONDUCTOR: Oh God, Christmas! Oh God, Christmas! Oh God, Christmaaaaas!! Aaaaaahhh!! Oh, God... Christmas --- Track: A Very Special Time Artist: Lost in History Duration: 0:38 URLs: - https://youtu.be/apVVewzERd0 Lyrics: |- Heya heya heya kids Gather 'round, it's time for Christmas Heya Heya Kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids Will gather around with their families and buy expensive things for people we don't accept Babies babies babies babies babies babies babies babies Babies babies babies babies babies babies Christmas babies [Indecipherable Christmassy sentence mixing] --- Track: Candles and Merry Gentlemen Artist: Solatrus Duration: '1:02' References: Candles and Clockwork, Candlelight URLs: - https://youtu.be/TG0NSG8f1RY