Album: '[NSFW] Penumbra オーガズム:百万ドルリミックス( Gunshow Singalong )の小ローン' Directory: gunshow-singalong Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon - Pipko Fanfare - yazshu Date: August 1, 2016 Date Added: January 1, 2023 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nsfw - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNiDD3prNpE Cover Artists: - yazshu - dick2bombs - miraculousAvantgarde (sticker) Art Tags: - Toby Fox - John - Sans Cover Art File Extension: png Color: '#f9ddde' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team|[[artist:unofficial-mspa-team|Tronald Trumpet]]: [NSFW] Penumbra Orgasm: A Small Loan of A Million Dollars Remix (Gunshow Singalong) --- Track: '[NSFW] Penumbra オーガズム:百万ドルリミックス( Gunshow Singalong )の小ローン' Directory: gunshow-singalong Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon (lyrics) - Pipko Fanfare (intro guitar) - yazshu (backing track, receptionist) Contributors: - Bambosh (Narrator) - Griever (Donald Trump) - XenoZane (Toby Fox) Duration: '3:28' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nsfw - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNiDD3prNpE Referenced Tracks: - The Star-Spangled Banner - Dogsong - track:megalovania-undertale Sampled Tracks: - The Star-Spangled Banner - Gabe the dog sound effects - a knocking sound effect (www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpNRbHnLSqs) - Glock sound effects from Counter-Strike Source - Dogsong - I guess technically the discord 'entered VC' noise - track:megalovania-undertale Lyrics: |- (Just go from the top.) (Okay.) [NARRATOR] One bright summer morning in mid-to-late June Our president Trump was whistling a tune As he whistled a tune with his tongue long and thick With his tongue long and thick he sucked quick on his dick [RECEPTIONIST] Mister Trump, your royal highness, your bath is installed You may take a bath now [NARRATOR] His receptionist called [TRUMP] I will take a bath later, whenever I please Or I guess if I can't stand the smell of dick cheese Which I usually can, I've smelt cheese all my life It's smelt oft on me... it's smelt on my wife [RECEPTIONIST] TM-TMI [NARRATOR] They said then as they sat at their desk They were used to Trump's ravings both mad and grotesque But a knock on the door interrupted their thoughts And a grunt could be heard followed by three gunshots [RECEPTIONIST] Who's there? [NARRATOR] The receptionist, with bravery unknown Asked quickly to cover a loud D-Trump moan [FOX] 'Tis I [NARRATOR] Came a voice from behind the large door [FOX] 'Tis I, Toby Fox, on the tiled White House floor [RECEPTIONIST] It's not actually tiled— [FOX] I don't care [NARRATOR] Fox replied [FOX] If this floor isn't tiled by tomorrow you're fried I'm here to consort with the president Trump He expected my hands on his flabby royal rump Let me into his room, I can hear his moans now [TRUMP] Come to me, Toby Fox With your cock you must plow Straight into my buttocks [FOX] I think that you'll find If you spread his cheeks open and look deep inside A mysterious number repeated aplenty That happens to be seven hundred and twenty [NARRATOR] Fox's stature was short, at least shorter than Trump's But he entered the room and grabbed Trump's juicy rumps He'd gained plenty of knowledge about how to screw When rapidly he'd produced Undertale Two And his address was leaked, his identity grabbed And he sold his own body till it bruised and it scabbed But no matter, for Fox was intrepid as fuck A better man now, having gone through the muck He inserted his groin into Trump's waiting hole [FOX] Ugg, I should've waited before selling my soul To that damned Andrew Hussie, for here is a swan In the form of a chubby bald manwhore named Don [TRUMP] I'm a naughty boy, Toby, Just before you came in I was licking so gently my very foreskin Those acts which I lovingly call my self-fucks For which I got a small loan of a million bucks To increase my skin volume to make myself thick For you know this thick dick used to be small and sick [FOX] I got fifty one thousand, considerably less But what I did, dear Trump, I do have to confess Was I made a great game that the Pope even got (MatPat's my disciple whom I've often taught) So I think that my prowess is greater than yours Plus you're the one under my dick on all fours [NARRATOR] He slid in and then out, the receptionist stared As Trump's greatest moment was live on Twitch aired For who was nearby and propped up on one knee Naught but a cameraman named Andrew Hussie