Album: Gristmas Carols Date: December 25, 2017 Date Added: January 12, 2021 URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/gristmas-carols - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYr2YZ5D3rfTiEswhqy19AXXqDs4-p04Q Has Track Art: false Cover Artists: - Ephemerald Color: '#05db00' Groups: - Unofficial MSPA Fans - Fandom Art Tags: - John - Rose - Dave - Jade - Becquerel Commentary: |- Ucklin:
umspaf presents: Gristmas Carols
Organization:
ndividedbyzero
Lambda Bledsoe
Makin
SplitSuns
Kal-la-kal-la
Grace Medley
nights Booklet:
Ucklin Cover Illustration:
Ephemerald Additional Thanks:
The Homestuck Music Team
Andrew Hussie
What Pumpkin Ephemerald: Split ran up to me saying that he had a problem; the UMSPAF team needed cover art for their latest album, and he asked if I could provide some. So, I did! I tried to evoke the same feelings as the [[album:homestuck-for-the-holidays]] cover without seeming too derivative, so I had the kids take a "backseat" and have a huge cruxite tree with eponymous grist hanging from it be center stage. The result: a peaceful and quiet scene in LOFAF, representing the best of the Gristmas season. (There are four emotes hidden throughout the image. Good luck finding them!) Banner Artists: - melodiousDiscord Banner Dimensions: 1100x180 Banner File Extension: png Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.65;' Wallpaper Artists: - Ephemerald --- Track: A Very Merry Gristmas Indeed Artists: - ndividedbyzero Duration: '3:49' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-merry-gristmas-indeed - https://youtu.be/d3axpwRy9dQ Referenced Tracks: - Homestuck Anthem - Deck the Halls - Smiles and Tears - Snowdin Town Commentary: |- ndividedbyzero: When I set out to make my first song for this album I only had two things in mind. The first was to make at least part of it feel like one of those classic 80s Christmas songs that everyone loves, a la Wham!. The second was to make it feel like the in-betweens of the holiday experience: after the unwrapping of presents or whichiver main celebration applies, in the midst of the gathering, before everyone's said their goodbyes and while the spirit of holiday cheer still remains. A theme you could have a cup of hot chocolate to while engaging a seldom-seen relative in lighthearted conversation. Whether I succeeded in these things is up to you. But in any case, I had a whole lot of fun making this! --- Track: Twelfth Perigee's Eve Sarabande Artists: - Sean Gorter Duration: '1:52' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/twelfth-perigees-eve-sarabande - https://youtu.be/Q67iEYetWLM Referenced Tracks: - Sarabande Commentary: |- Sean Gorter: I had actually written out an entire Troll parody of Michael Caine's line in The Dark Knight talking about working for the local government in Burma, but when I tried recording over the music I realized it ruined a perfectly good jazz arrangement. Now all that's left of Troll Michael Caine is this stupid throwaway intro. --- Track: You're A Mean One, Mr. Slick Artists: - WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES Contributors: - WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (composition, lyrics) - Aris Martinian (lyrics) - SplitSuns (lyrics) - Ephemerald (lyrics) Duration: '2:42' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/youre-a-mean-one-mr-slick - https://youtu.be/sBLIayXR_sU Referenced Tracks: - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Liquid Negrocity - Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) Lyrics: |- you’re a mean one
mr. slick
you are dark and tall and dumb
you’ve got arrows in your eyebrows, scotty dogs up in your bum
mr. slick I hate a moral coward that lacks a manly spark
and god knows
you haven’t any heart you're a foul one, mr. slick
your chest is full of junk
your crew's composed of nitwits, and your ships have all but sunk
mr. sliiiiiiiiICK
if i were forced into a conversation with you, by the end of it i imagine i'd be flat-out druuuuuunk you decapitate me, mr. slick
you're a greasy greedy hag
you're a crippled crooked creeper, and you always prod and nag
mr. sliiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIICK
the three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"this, douche, bag" Commentary: |- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES: This was fairly annoying to put together, as I'm not a particularly strong singer, and I wasn't able to find a good recording environment while I was making this. In any case, I hope you'll enjoy my warbling. --- Track: Creation Myth Artists: - Kanishka Duration: '2:36' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/creation-myth - https://youtu.be/GIWe1ZlioTk Referenced Tracks: - track:skies-of-skaia - Frostbite - a baby is born Commentary: |- Kanishka: Who would even write this conksunk song anyway? --- Track: JOHN DO THE SNOWY THING Artists: - WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES Duration: '2:02' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/john-do-the-snowy-thing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_LmsPYgr0 Referenced Tracks: - JOHN DO THE WINDY THING Commentary: |- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES: As you could probably guess, this song was inspired by RJ's Lofam 3 track: [[track:john-do-the-windy-thing]]. I'd like to apologize in advance. --- Track: Strider the Snowman Artists: - FrostyMac Duration: 0:55 URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/strider-the-snowman - https://youtu.be/6XWxat4vn2A Referenced Tracks: - Frosty the Snowman - track:beatdown-strider-style Commentary: |- FrostyMac: I made this whole thing in Spanish class. Suck it productivity! --- Track: YOUR LORD. AND HIS HOLY GREEN SLEEVES. Artists: - ndividedbyzero Duration: '3:14' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/your-lord-and-his-holy-green-sleeves - https://youtu.be/qyzSR1iGCL4 Referenced Tracks: - Greensleeves - Eternity Served Cold - HOMOSUCK. DIRECTOR'S CUT, OF THE YEAR EDITION. - Carol of the Bells Commentary: |- ndividedbyzero: Caliborn would probably love Christmas, if it were about him, and if all presents people got were also given to him. On Christmas Eve he would travel on his Cairo Overcoat all across the world, taking people's presents from under their trees and hoarding them all, like some sort of weird nega-Santa. Then he'd probably proceed to do nothing with them, because human artifacts are beneath his stature, except when they aren't. What a guy. --- Track: Fuchsia Sleighride Artists: - PoisonedElite Duration: '3:57' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/fuchsia-sleighride - https://youtu.be/y4jxrIlulr0 Referenced Tracks: - Fuchsia Moonrise Commentary: |- PoisonedElite: Imagine Meenah in a Full Santa outfit riding a sleigh. Most of the instruments I made using FM synthesis and it was hard. --- Track: End of Act Artists: - Sean Gorter Contributors: - Kal-la-kal-la (choir) - OneDragonArmy (choir) - Ucklin (choir) - WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (choir) Duration: '5:32' URLs: - https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/end-of-act - https://youtu.be/JHUIiE86kjc Lyrics: |- Been a long time coming for your happy holidays
And the winter air is resting on your skin
After all the year has brought upon your merry way
Take a look behind at everywhere you’ve been From the seven gates of Skaia to the Battlefield
And the Land of Light and Rain you trode upon
Seven years of works Ascending, what it all revealed
Was a word that you could cherish standing on Stuck at home as snowflakes fall upon your gilded land
Like a Witch of Space commencing Medium ground
You’re surrounded by a feeling something’s close at hand
While the world outside keeps turning round and round Scurry out into the alabaster as it spills
Step away from all that anchors you below
Every day brings you a Choice to make of as you will
Choose to be the Hero everywhere you go Will you find another universe to fall into
Are the other ones not pulling you away
Do you look back on the memories in that field of view
Did they turn you into who you are today Were your closest friends a part of what you’ve loved so long
Would you play with them a Session of your own?
Are they standing right beside you as you sing this song
Don’t you leave them through this season all alone And we’ll meet you for another happy holiday
When the twilight stars you built upon have gone astray
Take your chances, take yourself along and get away
For your Ultimate Reward awaits you, don’t delay Commentary: |- Sean Gorter: Imagine me, young Flare, sitting at a piano when all of a sudden - BAM! Musical inspiration strikes! The melody always struck me from the beginning as rather festive-feeling, even if it didn't use the standard musical tropes for Christmas music, so I took this idea and set out to make the most Christmassy electronic music I could make. The lyrics also only rather obliquely reference Homestuck; it's never mentioned by name, I chose the most mild-sounding aspects of the story to directly reference, and not once is conksuck or shit lets be santa dropped. But most importantly, the lyrics are for you, dear Homestuck reader, as a reminder that though the year has come to a close, though the act is ending, the future still holds many more in store for you. Your story continues on, so be its hero!