Album: Greatest Hits 2 Date: July 20, 2017, 12:00:01 Date Added: September 19, 2023 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/greatest-hits-2 Cover Artists: - Sozzay Art Tags: - Rose Wallpaper File Extension: jpg Wallpaper Artists: - Sozzay - Makin (edits for wiki) Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.6;' Cover Art File Extension: png Track Art File Extension: png Color: '#c6bb61' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team: Here's to over a year of cool and new albums. Thanks for sticking with us! Songs with additions and/or revisions include: [[track:downwards-greatest-hits-2]] [[track:midnight-greatest-hits-2]] [[track:meme-voyage-greatest-hits-2]] [[track:vegetal-colina-greatest-hits-2]] [[track:horizontal-headshot]] [[track:enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure-greatest-hits-2]] [[track:libera-me-from-bowman-greatest-hits-2]] [[track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-greatest-hits-2]] [[track:1-through-15-greatest-hits-2]] [[track:720x-showdown-combo-greatest-hits-2]] [[track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe-greatest-hits-2]] [[track:you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title-greatest-hits-2]] --- Greatest Hits 2 - Limited Run Vinyl It's too good to be true! Fall in love with "Cool and New Web Comic - Greatest Hits 2" all over again in this stunning limited edition vinyl collectible. 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For more information, contact your family doctor. --- Track: Revisit/Rewind Originally Released As: track:revisit-rewind Directory: revisit-rewind-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '06:13' Cover Artists: - nights Art Tags: - John - Aradia - Skaia - Earth URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/revisit-rewind-2 --- Track: Downwards Directory: downwards-greatest-hits-2 Artists: - StarlightCalliope Duration: '04:35' Cover Artists: - yazshu Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Germy - Derse Referenced Tracks: - track:downwards Sampled Tracks: - track:downwards URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/downwards-2 --- Track: 'Jungle #3' Originally Released As: track:jungle-3 Directory: jungle-3-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '04:05' Cover Artists: - Shadok Art Tags: - Roxy - Dirk - 'cw: blood (abstract)' - 'cw: decapitation (abstract)' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jungle-3-2 --- Track: le canrival Originally Released As: track:le-canrival Directory: le-canrival-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:12' Cover Artists: - Scarodactyl Art Tags: - Jaed - Rose - Jhon - Dabe URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/le-canrival-2 --- Track: Thyme on My Fries Originally Released As: track:thyme-on-my-fries Directory: thyme-on-my-fries-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:27' Cover Artists: - Ephemerald Art Tags: - Jake - Dirk - HB - DD - Carapacians - Earth - Derse - 'cw: decapitation (abstract)' - 'cw: blood' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/thyme-on-my-fries-2 --- Track: Midnight Directory: midnight-greatest-hits-2 Artists: - TirantBacon Duration: '02:49' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Spdaes Sleck - Felt Manor Referenced Tracks: - track:midnight Sampled Tracks: - track:midnight URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-2 --- Track: Ringleader Originally Released As: track:ringleader Directory: ringleader-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:07' Cover Artists: - nights Art Tags: - The Felt - Felt Manor URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ringleader-2 --- Track: Conflict (Guitarkind) Originally Released As: track:conflict-guitarkind Directory: conflict-guitarkind-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '00:53' Cover Artists: - avocado URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conflict-guitarkind-2 --- Track: Meme Voyage Originally Released As: track:meme-voyage Directory: meme-voyage-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '05:05' Cover Artists: - koykoy13 Art Tags: - Hecka Jef URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/meme-voyage-2 --- Track: '{s] coaster: Rise and fall' Originally Released As: track:s-coaster-rise-and-fall Directory: s-coaster-rise-and-fall-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:51' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jhon - Dabe URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-coaster-rise-and-fall-2 --- Track: Light at the End of the Tunnel Originally Released As: track:light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel Directory: light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:32' Cover Artists: - Mathias Ramalho Art Tags: - Bowman Cover Art File Extension: jpg URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-2 --- Track: Creatrix Originally Released As: track:creatrix Directory: creatrix-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:09' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Frogs URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/creatrix-2 --- Track: dabestep ULTRAMEGAMIX w aditionel drumbs Originally Released As: track:dabestep-ultramegamix-w-aditionel-drumbs Directory: dabestep-ultramegamix-w-aditionel-drumbs-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:53' Cover Artists: - groeuf Art Tags: - Dabe URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dabestep-ultramegamix-w-aditionel-drumbs-2 --- Track: Vegetal Colina Directory: vegetal-colina-greatest-hits-2 Artists: - Noisemaker Duration: '04:24' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jhon Referenced Tracks: - track:vegetal-colina Sampled Tracks: - track:vegetal-colina URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vegetal-colina-2 --- Track: (intractive?) Character Selection Screen Originally Released As: track:intractive-character-selection-screen Directory: intractive-character-selection-screen-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:28' Cover Artists: - william_ Art Tags: - MSPA Reader - Dadd - Momi - Hrates Bocars - Germy - Jhon - Dabe - WQ - Femorafreack - Rose - Jaed - Hecka Jef - Jack Noir URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intractive-character-selection-screen-2 --- Track: It's Bb Major Not A# Major (Because The Song Is In D Minor) Originally Released As: track:its-bb-major-not-a-major-because-the-song-is-in-d-minor Directory: its-bb-major-not-a-major-because-the-song-is-in-d-minor-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:49' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-bb-major-not-a-major-because-the-song-is-in-d-minor-2 --- Track: I Miss You Originally Released As: track:i-miss-you Directory: i-miss-you-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '04:15' Cover Artists: - yazshu URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-miss-you-2 --- Track: hors Originally Released As: track:hors Directory: hors-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:17' Cover Artists: - Shadok Art Tags: - Arquiusprite - Maplehoof - Horses URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hors-2 --- Track: BLΛNK JIMMEE Originally Released As: track:blank-jimmee Directory: blank-jimmee-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:13' Cover Artists: - SplitSuns - Hadron Art Tags: - Fresh Jimmy URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bl-nk-jimmee-2 --- Track: Horizontal Headshot Directory: horizontal-headshot Artists: - ostrichlittledungeon Duration: '02:50' Cover Artists: - Shadok Art Tags: - Dirk Referenced Tracks: - dick coordinat - dikr; bring togehter Sampled Tracks: - dick coordinat - dikr; bring togehter URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/horizontal-headshot --- Track: Dialup Originally Released As: track:dialup Directory: dialup-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:13' Cover Artists: - william_ Art Tags: - WQ - Jhon - Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite - Rose - AR URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dialup-2 --- Track: 'Enter with Caliborn: Destruction Adventure' Directory: enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure-greatest-hits-2 Artists: - Interrobang Duration: '05:34' Cover Artists: - groeuf Art Tags: - Lord English Referenced Tracks: - track:enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure Sampled Tracks: - track:enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/enter-with-caliborn-destruction-adventure-2 --- Track: '"Libera me" From Bowman' Directory: libera-me-from-bowman-greatest-hits-2 Artists: - BitesizeBird Contributors: - Sian Hodgkinson (soprano vocals) Duration: '04:33' Cover Artists: - groeuf Art Tags: - Bowman - Stutzman Referenced Tracks: - track:libera-me-from-bowman Sampled Tracks: - track:libera-me-from-bowman URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/libera-me-from-bowman-2 --- Track: A Basketball Calamity Originally Released As: track:a-basketball-calamity Directory: a-basketball-calamity-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:48' Cover Artists: - ft-rj Art Tags: - Lil Cal - Germy - Ruined Earth URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-basketball-calamity-2 --- Track: Stab - Stab - Stab Originally Released As: track:stab-stab-stab Directory: stab-stab-stab-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:55' Cover Artists: - bobthetacocat Art Tags: - Jack Noir URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stab-stab-stab-2 --- Track: Resend Originally Released As: track:resend Directory: resend-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '04:48' Cover Artists: - nights Art Tags: - Aradia - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/resend-2 --- Track: Big Bad Beta Kids Originally Released As: track:big-bad-beta-kids Directory: big-bad-beta-kids-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '00:33' Cover Artists: - Scarodactyl Art Tags: - Rose - Jaed - Jhon - Dabe URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/big-bad-beta-kids-2 --- Track: FairyDust (Vrasky's Theme) Originally Released As: track:fairydust-vraskys-theme Directory: fairydust-vraskys-theme-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:52' Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Vrasky URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fairydust-vraskys-theme-2 --- Track: Amidst This Mess Originally Released As: track:amidst-this-mess Directory: amidst-this-mess-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:08' Cover Artists: - william_ Art Tags: - Rose - Jhon - Kanaya URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/amidst-this-mess-2 --- Track: Nightmare Yard Originally Released As: track:nightmare-yard Directory: nightmare-yard-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:21' Cover Artists: - william_ Art Tags: - Bowman - Stutzman - 'cw: blood (abstract)' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nightmare-yard-2 --- Track: Echo Chamber Originally Released As: track:echo-chamber Directory: echo-chamber-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:33' Cover Artists: - yazshu Art Tags: - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/echo-chamber-2 Lyrics: |- (When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are— Great Dinner.) (Hey, hey, hey, hey...) It all could happen... Where have you been... Where have you been... --- Track: Starsetter Originally Released As: track:starsetter Directory: starsetter-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:19' Cover Artists: - SplitSuns Art Tags: - Jhon - Dabe - Dadd - Gate - Green Sun URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/starsetter-2 --- Track: Endure Originally Released As: track:endure Directory: endure-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:59' Cover Artists: - Wights End Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Carapacians - Prospit - 'cw: blood (abstract)' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/endure-2 --- Track: 1x SHOWDOWN COMBO Originally Released As: track:1x-showdown-combo Directory: 1x-showdown-combo-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:39' Cover Artists: - NyashAlex Art Tags: - John URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/1x-showdown-combo-2 --- Track: Bowman-o-Matic Originally Released As: track:bowman-o-matic Directory: bowman-o-matic-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:53' Cover Artists: - groeuf Art Tags: - Jhon - Vriska URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-o-matic-2 Lyrics: |- It's a Michael Bowman Remix! (Bbbbbbbb-bo bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman) (Bo b-bo bo bo b-b-bo Bo-o-owman) (Bo bobo bobo bo b-b-bo Bowman) (Bobo b-bo b-bo bbbb b-bbbbbbbbbb...) I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850 Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720, 720 700, hundred, 20, 20 (Sorry caller, you're gonna have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off my brother!) Michael Bowman (That's hilarious! Pittsburgh!) (Well let's start with the obvious, that's a curious situation!) A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A Lotta money B O R E D Let's have backyard B O R E D Let's have fun! I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my I'm thinking of a number between my Buttocks --- Track: Nakkin' Ned's Nice Naks Originally Released As: track:nakkin-neds-nice-naks Directory: nakkin-neds-nice-naks-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:22' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Consorts URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nakkin-neds-nice-naks-2 Lyrics: |- (Nak x413) (MONEYYYYY) (Here we go, money talks) (HERE COMES THE MONEY) (UH OH, DID SOMEONE SAY KNAAAAAAAAAAAA...) --- Track: Fighting Spirit ~Double Ascended Form~ Directory: fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-greatest-hits-2 Artists: - cookiefonster Duration: '04:19' Cover Artists: - trip - Scarodactyl Art Tags: - Femorafreack - Hecka Jef - Germy - 'cw: cops' Referenced Tracks: - track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form - Plague - RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 Theme Sampled Tracks: - track:fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fighting-spirit-double-ascended-form-2 --- Track: Nobody kn"o"ws Originally Released As: track:nobody-knows Directory: nobody-knows-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:58' Cover Artists: - Ephemerald Art Tags: - Hecka Jef URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nobody-knows-2 --- Track: Aura of Colour Originally Released As: track:aura-of-colour Directory: aura-of-colour-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:43' Cover Artists: - CreatorOfJanespeak Art Tags: - Rose URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aura-of-colour-2 --- Track: Moshi Finds a(n) NES Originally Released As: track:moshi-finds-a-nes Directory: moshi-finds-an-nes-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:11' Cover Artists: - bobthetacocat - Ephemerald Art Tags: - CANMT-Tan URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-finds-a-n-nes --- Track: Two master classes, a knife enthusiast, and a green dude walk into a bar. Originally Released As: track:two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar Directory: two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '05:44' Cover Artists: - Sozzay Art Tags: - Lord English - Rose - Jack Noir - Hecka Jef URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/two-master-classes-a-knife-enthusiast-and-a-green-dude-walk-into-a-bar-2 --- Track: Rolla Coasta Tycoon Originally Released As: track:rolla-coasta-tycoon Directory: rolla-coasta-tycoon-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '00:45' Cover Artists: - Wights End Art Tags: - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rolla-coasta-tycoon-2 --- Track: 1 Through 15 Directory: 1-through-15-greatest-hits-2 Artists: - BitesizeBird Duration: '01:31' Cover Artists: - BitesizeBird Art Tags: - Lord English Referenced Tracks: - track:1-through-15 Sampled Tracks: - track:1-through-15 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/1-through-15-2 --- Track: How Jack And Calliope Ran Away From An Imaginary Planet Together While Arguing About Whether It Really Did Exist Or Not Originally Released As: track:how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away Directory: how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '04:11' Cover Artists: - Linkslittlefriend Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Caliborn - Jaed - Prospit URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away-from-an-imaginary-planet-together-while-arguing-about-whether-it-really-did-exist-or-not-2 --- Track: Of Bork and Yifs Originally Released As: track:of-bork-and-yifs Directory: of-bork-and-yifs-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '04:29' Cover Artists: - ft-rj Art Tags: - Jaed - Beq URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/of-bork-and-yifs-2 --- Track: 72.0x SHOWDOWN COMBO Directory: 720x-showdown-combo-greatest-hits-2 Artists: - Discfortune Duration: '05:36' Cover Artists: - VulkanShawl Art Tags: - John's nanna - Jasprose - John - Roxy - The Condesce - Ace Dick - Lord English - Meenah - The Felt - Karkat - Jake - Kanaya - Kanaya's lusus - Rose - Maplehoof - John's dad - Jane - Dave - Lil Cal - Terezi - Dirk - Vriska - Davesprite - Caliborn - Jack Noir - Jhon - Problem Sleuth - Sweet Bro - Jade - HB - Calliope - Becquerel - Sans - Dabe - Fresh Jimmy - Consorts - Bowman - Battlefield - Derse - Earth - Ruined Earth - LoCaH - Skaia - Meteor - LoPaH Referenced Tracks: - track:720x-showdown-combo Sampled Tracks: - track:720x-showdown-combo URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/720x-showdown-combo-2 Lyrics: |- It's the— OH MY GO-O-O-OOOOD OH MY GOD MY GOOOOOD (Fool me once.) (Are you kidding me?) (Fool me twice.) [unintelligible] (Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you!) (Oh, nigga!) OLÉ! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! [Animal Crossing noises] C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!) C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!) Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!) So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through, this monkey rap! Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! Mayor, mayor, ma mayor mayor! When the pimp's in the crib, ma Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater Big dirty stinking bass Dirty stinking bass Big dirty stinking bass bass bass bass X gon' give it to ya (What?) Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) (READY? GO!) (PLAYER THREE: DEFEATED!) (SHARE STOCK!) La-da-da-da-dah It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) La-da-da-da-dah It's one and only D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!) [screaming] BACK, YARD, FUN! It's GameBro! When you're out of quarters, he's got your back He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe So, come on, and let's go! [Michael Bowman Remix samples set to Megalovania] Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) (I'm—) --- Track: feeling cool and new Originally Released As: track:feeling-cool-and-new Directory: feeling-cool-and-new-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:18' Cover Artists: - Sozzay Art Tags: - CANMT-Tan URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feeling-cool-and-new-2 Lyrics: |- (I'm sitting here like, dude, let's do some comics, let's do some music, let's do some fucking voice act— that's fun.) [Sampled vocals from "feeling right" by Moe Shop] (I want your everything, every single part of you) (If you think you can fuck with me, you're going to lose) (I want to taste your love, anything you want to do) (And I'll kill you if you try to run, you're mine and mine alone) [Heavily glitched] (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) (They don't love you like I do, they don't love you like I do) (Then it's like hey, uhh, what about we just be super cancerous and uhh, make like a buncha shit. Um, but you have so much other stuff you can do. You have good, like, music people who are willing to do music. But, like what if we made memes! I mean, yeah that's fun, but how about some real stuff? Nah, I like memes. Alright.) --- Track: Excess Express Originally Released As: track:excess-express Directory: excess-express-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:14' Cover Artists: - Hadron URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/excess-express-2 --- Track: Despoiled Dunes Originally Released As: track:despoiled-dunes Directory: despoiled-dunes-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:09' Cover Artists: - Cloudaria Art Tags: - WV - Ruined Earth URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/despoiled-dunes-2 --- Track: Welcome to Flavortown (Battle Against a Bodacious Foe) Directory: welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe-greatest-hits-2 Artists: - Wheals Duration: '04:02' Cover Artists: - Thinking Suit Art Tags: - Rose Referenced Tracks: - track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe - Diners, Drive-ins and Dives Theme Song Sampled Tracks: - track:welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe - Diners, Drive-ins and Dives Theme Song URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/welcome-to-flavortown-battle-against-a-bodacious-foe-2 --- Track: o's sekret spageti Originally Released As: track:os-sekret-spageti Directory: os-sekret-spageti-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '04:40' Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Art Tags: - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/os-sekret-spageti-2 Lyrics: |- Look If you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to- Five and I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go, I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot, feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better... You can do anything you set your mind to, man Mom's Spaghetti-ghetti Ghe-ghe-ghetti Ghe-ghe-ghetti (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) (Ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghe-ghetti...) Ghetti --- Track: licord eternity Originally Released As: track:licord-eternity Directory: licord-eternity-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '05:10' Cover Artists: - koykoy13 Art Tags: - Cool and New Music Team - Derse - 'cw: blood (abstract)' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-eternity-2 --- Track: i absolutely loathe this drummer Originally Released As: track:i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer Directory: i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:59' Cover Artists: - WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-absolutely-loathe-this-drummer-2 Lyrics: |- Kick, snare, kikick snare, kikikick snare kick kick snare (x38) --- Track: Sunrise Originally Released As: track:sunrise-9 Directory: sunrise-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:14' Cover Artists: - XenoZane Art Tags: - Jhon URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunrise-2 --- Track: Bad Credit Originally Released As: track:bad-credit Directory: bad-credit-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:38' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Bowman URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bad-credit-2 Lyrics: |- (THE PLACE WAS GENSOKYO, THE YEAR WAS 19720) I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks And that number's not between 450 and 850 With nothing but greed capturing my heart Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble Seven hundred twenty desires denied by The embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score Bumper to bumper I flee, from the brothers that believe That my sinful soul can solve the pasta's antinomy Through idioms japanese, untranslatable I feel The Stutzbow will never stop, chasing me with endless glee Meme numbers won't appear, not a miracle, just fright As I near my final fate, my endless numeric night Texas history forlorn, in limbo its long lost lore In this realm never forgiven, not my bad credit score I'm thinking of a number that is between my buttocks And that number's not between 450 and 850 With nothing but greed capturing my heart Will no one just go reach inside, cast away my bad score Missing and unfound, undefined fantastic score Can't reach this debtful soul, my subterranean fruity pebble Seven hundred twenty desires denied by the embodiment of the demonic Stutzbow Reptile masquerade from the one debts left unpaid An impossible ball catch, one hundred percent delayed An immaterial coat missing on this freezing soul The imperishable rice challenging my sinful hopes I must keep escaping far from this perfect blosssomed yard Its phantasmagoric view of penumbral small white hounds Scarlet rhapsody police, running rotten to the core I won't let them or the Stutzbow destroy my credit score Life insurance I can't pay, or a good bed to hide in Is there no place to run to, a safe haven for my sins Desperation swallows me, I feel wholly unprepared From the Bowman I can't flee, from the Stutzman mercy's rare Soon the brothers will catch up, meat cubes rising in the night Their goal easy to discern, start an unwinnable fight My bad credit and my life, forfeit to their endless war A war started with a thought, thinking of a credit score --- Track: '[s) rose / jef: strife!' Originally Released As: track:s-rose-jef-strife Directory: s-rose-jef-strife-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:16' Cover Artists: - ft-rj Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Rose URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-rose-jef-strife-2 --- Track: The Souns of Justis Originally Released As: track:the-souns-of-justis Directory: the-souns-of-justis-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:59' Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Femorafreack - Jhon - 'cw: cops' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-souns-of-justis-2 Lyrics: |- (Stop! You violated the law.) (Stop, in the name of the law.) (There is nowhere to run, Jhon Egbret.) --- Track: Savior of a Lot of Money Originally Released As: track:savior-of-a-lot-of-money Directory: savior-of-a-lot-of-money-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:34' Cover Artists: - Ephemerald Art Tags: - Bowman URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-a-lot-of-money-2 Lyrics: |- Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Mi-mi-mi-Michael Bo-bo-bowman Bo-bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman... Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman Bowman... Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael (Awesome awesome awesome) Mi Chael Bow Man —i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-chael Bowman Mi— i— i— Ichael Bowman Michael Bowman Is Awesome Mi-i-i-i-ichael Bowman Is Awesome (Bed safe, bed good.) --- Track: Through Corruption Originally Released As: track:through-corruption Directory: through-corruption-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:35' Cover Artists: - Wights End Art Tags: - Rose - Prospit - Derse URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-corruption-2 --- Track: Hurt My Finger Originally Released As: track:hurt-my-finger Directory: hurt-my-finger-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:58' Cover Artists: - StarlightCalliope Art Tags: - Cool and New Music Team URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hurt-my-finger-2 --- Track: Scratching Consequences Originally Released As: track:scratching-consequences Directory: scratching-consequences-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:45' Cover Artists: - CreatorOfJanespeak Art Tags: - Doc Scratch URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/scratching-consequences-2 --- Track: Andrew Hussie's Wild Ride Originally Released As: track:andrew-hussies-wild-ride Directory: andrew-hussies-wild-ride-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '03:41' Cover Artists: - Shadok Art Tags: - AH - Problem Sleuth - John URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/andrew-hussies-wild-ride-2 --- Track: She's a D8ddy Lon8 L8gs Originally Released As: track:shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs Directory: shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '05:31' Cover Artists: - Scarodactyl Art Tags: - Vrasky - Spdaes Sleck - Dacronian Dignity - Rubs Juice - Hrates Bocars - Felt Manor URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs-2 --- Track: Rozepiano Originally Released As: track:rozepiano Directory: rozepiano-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:47' Cover Artists: - nights Art Tags: - Rose URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rozepiano-2 --- Track: Spacetime Starstriker Originally Released As: track:spacetime-starstriker Directory: spacetime-starstriker-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '02:18' Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Rose URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacetime-starstriker-2 --- Track: Collision Course (Davepeta's Movement) Originally Released As: track:collision-course-davepetas-movement Directory: collision-course-davepetas-movement-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '04:05' Cover Artists: - Shadok Art Tags: - Davepeta - Lil Cal URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/collision-course-davepetas-movement-2 --- Track: you have got to be SHITTONG me (temp title) Directory: you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title-greatest-hits-2 Artists: - Noisemaker Duration: '05:34' Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Jhon - Rose - Lord English Referenced Tracks: - track:you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title Sampled Tracks: - track:you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-have-got-to-be-shittong-me-temp-title-2 --- Track: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING ~~LAST STOP~~ Originally Released As: track:multi-track-drifting-last-stop Directory: multi-track-drifting-last-stop-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '12:45' Cover Artists: - Minkt URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/multi-track-drifting-last-stop-2 Lyrics: |- [original lyrics have been preserved for posterity] ROUND AND ROUND LET THE CITY TURN PARTY IN THE HILLS WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS ROOF ON FIRE LET IT BURN CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND I'M NOT CONCERNED LET IT BURN CHAM LET IT BURN CHAM BURN IN THE BURBS NOT CONCERNED BURN LET IT BURN (BURN) NOT CONCERNED (BURN) NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) NOT NOT NOT CONCERNED (BURN) BURN ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) ROUND AND ROUND (BURN) ROUND AND ROUND (BURN BURN BURN) LET IT BURN CHAM LET IT BURN CHAM LET IT BURN CHAM (Trainscriber's note: Train exits the hellish Calarts universe and enters the Real World dimension) MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MOTHERFUCKER (Trainscriber's note: Train only takes cash and the power of love, most people choose cash) DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT JUST- THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE (of love) (MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN (MONEY) x 8 (MIGHT JUST-- MIGHT-- MIGHT-JUST) x 8 (Trainscriber's note: you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.) (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (SAVE YOUR LIFE) YOU DON'T CARE (Trainscriber's note: HEY, TRAIN!) YOU FEEL THE POWER OF CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD--CRE CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD YOU FEEL THE POWER OF TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE MONEY MOTHERFUCKER (Train crashes, everyone dies) Huey Lewis' Ghost: TRAIN --- Track: 'Rose: Escape' Originally Released As: track:rose-escape Directory: rose-escape-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '01:46' Cover Artists: - Sozzay Art Tags: - Rose - Jhon - Dabe - Jaed - Jack Noir - Dadd - Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rose-escape-2 --- Track: 7 GRAND END Originally Released As: track:7-grand-end Directory: 7-grand-end-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '09:03' Cover Artists: - nights Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Hecka Jef - Rose - Kanaya - Meteor - Lotus - Victory Platform URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/7-grand-end-2 Lyrics: |- It's a Kermit the frog remix (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog! Kermit... (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) (Kermit, kermit kermit, kermit kermit the frog!) Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman Bowman, bowman bowman, bowman, bowman bowman Bo-bo-bo-bow (Mayor, mayor) Bo-bo-bo-bow (Mayor, mayor) --- Track: Savior of the Screaming Dead Originally Released As: track:savior-of-the-screaming-dead Directory: savior-of-the-screaming-dead-greatest-hits-2 Duration: '04:31' Cover Artists: - Griever Art Tags: - Jhon - Sweet Bro URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-screaming-dead-2 Lyrics: |- (You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state. This is a Super Saiyan. And this. This is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended above a Super Saiyan.) (That ain't Falco!) (Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan 2. Just wait.) (You just—) (Aw.) (That up smash.) (I don't like where this is going.) (Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended Saiyan? Is that possible?) (He must be bluffing, I mean what would that make him? Double ascended?) (AND THIS.) (Eh, what's he doing?) (IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!) (Happy Feet, wombo combo!) (No, stop it Goku! If you do this now it's going to drain away all the time you have left on Earth!) (That ain't Fal— [screaming] Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Oh! Oh my God, Wombo Combo!) (Ngh! It's unreal! How is he generating that much power?) (Oh! Get yo ass whooped!) (What the FUCK was that?) (What the fu—) (What the FUCK, man?) (Wombo Combo!) (Wow!) [unintelligible] (Naw, not yet.) (My freaking dick hurts!) (When— when the set's over.) (My dick hurts!) (Boback's dick is hard!) (Oh my God, we're all a little bit hard.) (Anything to sa—) (Stop it! Stop it now Goku!) (Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' Fuck you! I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!) (JoooooooooJo!) (Memes. The DNA of the soul.) (It's me, Austin!) (Aw, son of a bitch!) (What??) (It's me, Austin! It was me all along, Austin!) (I'm sorry that took so much longer than the others. But I haven't had much occasion to practice this one. This is what I call a Super Saiyan 3.)