Album: エビチャーハン! (You're Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!) Directory: ebichahan Artists: - Jamie Paige Date: December 12, 2023 Date Added: December 23, 2023 URLs: - https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice - https://open.spotify.com/album/5MsIAPnYxx9lHVaGtFS9Pm Cover Artists: - Jamie Paige Color: '#73c2c9' Groups: - Jamie Paige - Beyond Cover Art File Extension: png Commentary: |- Jamie Paige: ([Bandcamp about blurb](https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice)) you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? you're telling me a shrimp fell in love? you're telling me a shrimp can feel human emotions? you're telling me a shrimp can feel pain. you're telling me a shrimp could hurt me. i'm scared of you CHECK OUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE TOO!!! [youtu.be/s742C0v5SFI](https://youtu.be/s742C0v5SFI) instrumental and vsq: [app.box.com/s/23emvg4cett8hhno4e0q8ww8pca4dig8](https://app.box.com/s/23emvg4cett8hhno4e0q8ww8pca4dig8) Jamie Paige: ([Bandcamp credits blurb](https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice)) vocals by hatsune miku v4 english
manic seafood induced fever dream by shrimp miku
shrimp miku by rice ( [ricedeity.neocities.org/shrimpku](https://ricedeity.neocities.org/shrimpku) )
incredible dj voice tag by kowboat
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penultimateApogee --- Track: エビチャーハン! (You're Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!) Contributors: - Hatsune Miku (vocal synthesis, starring role) Directory: ebichahan Duration: '3:19' URLs: - https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/track/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s742C0v5SFI - https://open.spotify.com/track/7Ipd6rQTldb0Bl3xnghNnF Lyrics: |- I cook my dinners for an audience At least that's what I'd like to do Lately it's me and my irrelevance Garnished with hopeless love for you I cut these onions 'til I cry Sear my heart on every side Golden brown and lightly fried I just don't know what I'm to do With this meal I made for two... Unless I cook for you! I made a home-cooked meal Full of everything I feel And I send my love Through the searing stainless steel I hope you feel the heat 'Cause you're everything to me Have this shrimp fried rice No more talking, let's just eat! You cook your dinners with no elegance Nothing pretty, just some food That might be why you're such a pessimist Every day its plain white rice and chicken breast with protein powder, it's petulant! Sous vide it slowly for a day While the lonely hours away Watch those colors turn to grey Wouldn't your dinner feel complete With some savory and sweet? Just come and cook with me! I made a home-cooked meal Full of everything I feel And I send my love Through the searing stainless steel I hope you come and eat 'Cause it's such a tasty treat Have this shrimp fried rice Grab a plate and take a seat! Oh, Shrimp Miku in the place to be You want a shrimp fajita or a shrimp scampi? I got thirty-nine methods to prepare seafood And I'd make up a million more for you You make my heart beat wild and free Now I'm seeing colors that I can't perceive Baby don't back down, take a chance on me And no, I don't give a shit about your shellfish allergy! I don't care! You're gonna eat this fried rice I made for you Or... or there's gonna be problems! You hear me? I made a home-cooked meal Full of everything I feel And I send my love Through the searing stainless steel I hope you feel the heat 'Cause you're everything to me Have this shrimp fried rice No more talking, let's just eat!