Album: エビチャーハン! (You're Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!) Directory: ebichahan Artists: - Jamie Paige Date: December 12, 2023 Date Added: April 13, 2024 URLs: - https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mCMt_wev6yRhXxGHmxnbEbvzpDbk85xb8 - https://open.spotify.com/album/5MsIAPnYxx9lHVaGtFS9Pm - https://music.apple.com/album/%E3%82%A8%E3%83%93%E3%83%81%E3%83%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8F%E3%83%B3-youre-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice-single/1720072916 Cover Artists: - Jamie Paige Color: '#73c2c9' Groups: - Jamie Paige - Beyond Cover Art File Extension: png Commentary: |- Jamie Paige: ([Bandcamp about blurb](https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice)) you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? you're telling me a shrimp fell in love? you're telling me a shrimp can feel human emotions? you're telling me a shrimp can feel pain. you're telling me a shrimp could hurt me. i'm scared of you CHECK OUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE TOO!!! [youtu.be/s742C0v5SFI](https://youtu.be/s742C0v5SFI) instrumental and vsq: [app.box.com/s/23emvg4cett8hhno4e0q8ww8pca4dig8](https://app.box.com/s/23emvg4cett8hhno4e0q8ww8pca4dig8) Jamie Paige: ([Bandcamp credits blurb](https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice)) vocals by hatsune miku v4 english
manic seafood induced fever dream by shrimp miku
shrimp miku by rice ( [ricedeity.neocities.org/shrimpku](https://ricedeity.neocities.org/shrimpku) )
incredible dj voice tag by kowboat
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penultimateApogee --- Track: エビチャーハン! (You're Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!) Contributors: - Hatsune Miku (vocal synthesis, starring role) Directory: ebichahan Duration: '3:19' URLs: - https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/track/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s742C0v5SFI - https://open.spotify.com/track/7Ipd6rQTldb0Bl3xnghNnF - https://music.apple.com/album/%E3%82%A8%E3%83%93%E3%83%81%E3%83%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8F%E3%83%B3-youre-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice/1720072916?i=1720072917 Lyrics: |- (This is a certified shrimp) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*) Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) (To the beat, y'all!) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*) (Bring the noise!) Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) (Go!) I cook my dinners for an audience At least that's what I'd like to do Lately it's me and my irrelevance Garnished with hopeless love for you I cut these onions 'til I cry Sear my heart on every side Golden brown and lightly fried I just don't know what I'm to do With this meal I made for two... Unless I cook for you! I made a home-cooked meal Full of everything I feel And I send my love Through the searing stainless steel I hope you feel the heat 'Cause you're everything to me Have this shrimp fried rice No more talking, let's just eat! (Go!) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*) Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) (Bring the beat back!) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*) Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) You cook your dinners with no elegance Nothing pretty, just some food That might be why you're such a pessimist Every day its plain white rice and chicken breast with protein powder, it's petulant! Sous vide it slowly for a day While the lonely hours away Watch those colors turn to grey Wouldn't your dinner feel complete With some savory and sweet? Just come and cook with me! I made a home-cooked meal Full of everything I feel And I send my love Through the searing stainless steel I hope you come and eat 'Cause it's such a tasty treat Have this shrimp fried rice Grab a plate and take a seat! (Go!) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*) Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) (To the beat, y'all!) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*) (Bring the noise!) Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) Oh, Shrimp Miku in the place to be You want a shrimp fajita or a shrimp scampi? I got thirty-nine methods to prepare seafood And I'd make up a million more for you You make my heart beat wild and free Now I'm seeing colors that I can't perceive Baby don't back down, take a chance on me And no, I don't give a shit about your shellfish allergy! I don't care! You're gonna eat this fried rice I made for you Or... or there's gonna be problems! (Go!) You hear me? I made a home-cooked meal Full of everything I feel And I send my love Through the searing stainless steel I hope you feel the heat 'Cause you're everything to me Have this shrimp fried rice No more talking, let's just eat! (Go!) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*) Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) (Bring the beat back!) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*) Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*)