Album: エビチャーハン! (You're Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!)
Directory: ebichahan
Artists:
- Jamie Paige
Date: December 12, 2023
Date Added: April 13, 2024
URLs:
- https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mCMt_wev6yRhXxGHmxnbEbvzpDbk85xb8
- https://open.spotify.com/album/5MsIAPnYxx9lHVaGtFS9Pm
- https://music.apple.com/album/%E3%82%A8%E3%83%93%E3%83%81%E3%83%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8F%E3%83%B3-youre-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice-single/1720072916
Cover Artists:
- Jamie Paige
Color: '#73c2c9'
Groups:
- Jamie Paige
- Beyond
Cover Art File Extension: png
Commentary: |-
    <i>Jamie Paige:</i> ([Bandcamp about blurb](https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice))

    you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? you're telling me a shrimp fell in love? you're telling me a shrimp can feel human emotions? you're telling me a shrimp can feel pain. you're telling me a shrimp could hurt me. i'm scared of you

    CHECK OUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE TOO!!! [youtu.be/s742C0v5SFI](https://youtu.be/s742C0v5SFI)

    instrumental and vsq: [app.box.com/s/23emvg4cett8hhno4e0q8ww8pca4dig8](https://app.box.com/s/23emvg4cett8hhno4e0q8ww8pca4dig8)

    <i>Jamie Paige:</i> ([Bandcamp credits blurb](https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice))

    vocals by hatsune miku v4 english<br>
    manic seafood induced fever dream by shrimp miku<br>
    shrimp miku by rice ( [ricedeity.neocities.org/shrimpku](https://ricedeity.neocities.org/shrimpku) )<br>
    incredible dj voice tag by kowboat<br>
    everything else by yours truly, Jamie Paige!

    with special thank to those subscribed to Jamie's Page:<br>
    Alexis<br>
    Drake<br>
    relia<br>
    crows danger<br>
    Lee<br>
    echo~parallax<br>
    Salia Burrows<br>
    justisdevan<br>
    AlmoJo<br>
    chrysanthemum<br>
    NIACO<br>
    Felicity L.<br>
    snowvix<br>
    obscureeli<br>
    Teffi<br>
    kowboat<br>
    MiloMiloMeow<br>
    sheepy_0<br>
    penultimateApogee
---
Track: エビチャーハン! (You're Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!)
Contributors:
- Hatsune Miku (vocal synthesis, starring role)
Directory: ebichahan
Duration: 3:19
URLs:
- https://jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/track/you-re-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s742C0v5SFI
- https://open.spotify.com/track/7Ipd6rQTldb0Bl3xnghNnF
- https://music.apple.com/album/%E3%82%A8%E3%83%93%E3%83%81%E3%83%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8F%E3%83%B3-youre-telling-me-a-shrimp-fried-this-rice/1720072916?i=1720072917
Lyrics: |-
    (This is a certified shrimp)

    Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*)
    Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) (To the beat, y'all!)
    Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*) (Bring the noise!)
    Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) (Go!)

    I cook my dinners for an audience
    At least that's what I'd like to do
    Lately it's me and my irrelevance
    Garnished with hopeless love for you

    I cut these onions 'til I cry
    Sear my heart on every side
    Golden brown and lightly fried
    I just don't know what I'm to do
    With this meal I made for two...
    Unless I cook for you!

    I made a home-cooked meal
    Full of everything I feel
    And I send my love
    Through the searing stainless steel
    I hope you feel the heat
    'Cause you're everything to me
    Have this shrimp fried rice
    No more talking, let's just eat!

    (Go!) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*)
    Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) (Bring the beat back!)
    Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*)
    Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*)

    You cook your dinners with no elegance
    Nothing pretty, just some food
    That might be why you're such a pessimist
    Every day its plain white rice and chicken breast with protein powder, it's petulant!

    Sous vide it slowly for a day
    While the lonely hours away
    Watch those colors turn to grey
    Wouldn't your dinner feel complete
    With some savory and sweet?
    Just come and cook with me!

    I made a home-cooked meal
    Full of everything I feel
    And I send my love
    Through the searing stainless steel
    I hope you come and eat
    'Cause it's such a tasty treat
    Have this shrimp fried rice
    Grab a plate and take a seat!

    (Go!) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*)
    Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) (To the beat, y'all!)
    Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*) (Bring the noise!)
    Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*)

    Oh, Shrimp Miku in the place to be
    You want a shrimp fajita or a shrimp scampi?
    I got thirty-nine methods to prepare seafood
    And I'd make up a million more for you
    You make my heart beat wild and free
    Now I'm seeing colors that I can't perceive
    Baby don't back down, take a chance on me
    And no, I don't give a shit about your shellfish allergy!

    I don't care!
    You're gonna eat this fried rice I made for you
    Or... or there's gonna be problems! (Go!)
    You hear me?

    I made a home-cooked meal
    Full of everything I feel
    And I send my love
    Through the searing stainless steel
    I hope you feel the heat
    'Cause you're everything to me
    Have this shrimp fried rice
    No more talking, let's just eat!

    (Go!) Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*)
    Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*) (Bring the beat back!)
    Ebi chāhan, ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice, shrimp fried rice*)
    Ebi chāhan (*Shrimp fried rice*)