Album: cool and new voulem.1
Date: July 2, 2016
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-voulem-1
Directory: cool-and-new-voulem1
Commentary: |-
Niklink:
There's so much to be said about the absurd trajectory of the Cool and New Music Team, but I'll try to keep it short.
After the release of the incredible [[album:homestuck-vol-10]], which was a sort of epitaph to the official music team, a Q&A stream was held with the musicians. There was a bittersweet tinge to it, not just because of Homestuck's recent ending, but because they reflected on their artistic trajectories and how they had been musical amateurs that had been able to refine and hone their skill through the comic's run. To me at least they had always felt like inimitable performers, even if I'd always aspired to be as good as them or as the high-quality fan music that was being made at the time. But their encouraging talk about how they had progressed as artists over the years led to an idea formed right there, in the livestream chat. Why not make our own music team?
A music team on our own terms, expressly as a practice vehicle, to create and release music without a care in the world as to whether it was good or bad or terrible? No shame, no hesitation, just for the hell of making Homestuck fanmusic, and maybe improving along the way. Cool and New Web Comic's popular but low-quality presentation was a natural fit. And the response was massive. It turned out many people felt the same way, or simply wanted to see what all the noise was about.
Only two weeks later, the newly-created Cool and New Music Team released a 50-track album. This is that album.
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Track: Cascante
Duration: '3:05'
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Ahnock
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascante
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-jungle
- Cascade
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
- Shave and a Haircut
---
Track: Harlecoaster
Duration: '0:56'
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlecoaster-2
Referenced Tracks:
- track:harlequin
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
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Track: FLARERERERERERERE
Duration: '1:29'
Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flarerererererere
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
Commentary: |-
Niklink:
The only piece of Homestuck fanmusic I had ever completed was this Famitracker remix of Flare, but since at the time we were fully committing to the 'shitty music' idea, and a straight up transcription of a Homestuck track isn't particularly CaNWC-ish anyways, I ran it through a bunch of filters. Just to make sure no one accidentally liked it.
---
Track: Showtime (piano a fine)
Duration: '3:32'
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/showtime-piano-a-fine
Referenced Tracks:
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
- track:its-showtime
- Für Elise
---
Track: Spacesplore
Duration: '1:42'
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacesplore
Referenced Tracks:
- track:explore
- Space Jam
- track:showtime-original-mix
---
Track: justice must be a serve
Duration: '1:42'
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Vriska did nothing wrong
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/justice-must-be-a-serve
Referenced Tracks:
- Post-Apocalyptic Fedora
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Track: Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix)
Duration: '7:20'
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- Ngame
URLs:
- >-
https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix
Referenced Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- '*bleep*'
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Track: licord nacrasty
Duration: '2:14'
Artists:
- Sir Felix
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-nacrasty
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- Oppa Toby Style
- track:game-over-bootleg
---
Track: Archagent Everlasting
Duration: '2:07'
Artists:
- JohnJRenns
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/archagent-everlasting
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- Cascade (Beta)
- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
- I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew
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Track: X - V A P O R - R O M
Duration: '1:07'
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/x-v-a-p-o-r-r-o-m
Referenced Tracks:
- XROM
Directory: x-vapor-rom
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Track: Penumbra Phat
Duration: '0:34'
Artists:
- Putnam
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phat
Referenced Tracks:
- Penumbra Phantasm
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Track: MoonShitter
Duration: '2:18'
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonshitter
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
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Track: 'JHON: RICE'
Duration: '1:28'
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-rice
Referenced Tracks:
- Savior of the Waking World
- 7 GRAND DAD
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Track: sonflapper
Duration: '1:00'
Artists:
- Peachy Peter
Cover Artists:
- johnjammin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sonflapper
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunslammer
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Track: turnways lurker
Duration: '2:16'
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Cover Artists:
- Aris Martinian
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/turnways-lurker
Referenced Tracks:
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Penumbra Phantasm
- English
- Flare
- track:explore
- Unite Synchronization
- Stronger Than You
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Track: Anthem
Duration: '1:27'
Artists:
- No Funny Name
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anthem
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck
Directory: anthem-canv1
Commentary: |-
Niklink:
It's depressingly common for collaborative fandom albums to run into trouble getting art delivered for all their tracks in time. I don't really blame them, drawing is hard enough without knowing that it's probably going to be playing second fiddle to the music anyways. But nevertheless I knew I could phone this one in without any artistic skill, so I took it off the un-arted song pile. The secret is: there's actually an online tool that generates Minecraft logo-style text.
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Track: Three in the Medley
Duration: '3:58'
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-medley
Referenced Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
- track:three-in-the-morning-rj
- track:explore
- track:aggrieve
- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
---
Track: Unity of Thorns
Duration: '2:12'
Artists:
- JohnJRenns
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unity-of-thorns
---
Track: Hankage Fantazumu
Duration: '1:53'
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hankage-fantazumu
Referenced Tracks:
- track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm
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Track: i am sititng in a buttock
Duration: '7:20'
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-sititng-in-a-buttock
Referenced Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
---
Track: can you give me a HAND
Duration: '2:35'
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/can-you-give-me-a-hand
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
- track:showtime-original-mix
---
Track: Usurp
Duration: '1:44'
Artists:
- flagellumVagueness
Cover Artists:
- Cryptanark
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/usurp
Referenced Tracks:
- track:explore
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
---
Track: a color this shirt also comes in
Duration: '2:28'
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-color-this-shirt-also-comes-in
Referenced Tracks:
- track:black
---
Track: fun cat song :3 :3
Duration: '1:05'
Artists:
- JohnJRenns
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fun-cat-song-3-3
Referenced Tracks:
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
Directory: fun-cat-song
---
Track: Completely Delusional
Duration: '2:26'
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/completely-delusional
Referenced Tracks:
- Black Rose / Green Sun
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
---
Track: upp word(s) movmeant (Fanon Edit)
Duration: '3:47'
Artists:
- Sir Felix
Contributors:
- Pipko Fanfare (Drums)
- Ngame (Drums)
- Minish (Kazoos)
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upp-word-s-movmeant-fanon-edit
Referenced Tracks:
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- Snow halation
- Descend
- track:the-baby-is-you
- Oppa Toby Style
- Bowman's Credit Score
- track:bowman-remix
- Meet the Flintstones
- HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Directory: upp-words-movmeant-fanon-edit
---
Track: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Duration: '1:01'
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Commentary: |-
Niklink:
This is just a SBaHJ panel with a bunch of filters run over it like a steamroller. I was aiming to emphasize the resemblance to 'The Scream'. I don't even remember what I did to that poor SBaHJ panel at this point, but I'm sure those emotions made their way into the final product.
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Track: rolercoasteng in SPACE!??!??
Duration: '2:48'
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rolercoasteng-in-space
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Space Jam
Commentary: |-
Niklink:
When [[artist:o]] sent in his 'songs' in a surprise show of appreciation for our musical efforts, I immediately nabbed the art spots for them, because I wanted the 'honor', I guess. In any case, I'd say my skill at creating track art was roughly on par with o's skill at creating music, so I guess it worked out fine. You just don't get that kind of rail wobbliness from a lesser artist, you know.
---
Track: ScArY roller coasteds!!
Duration: '3:44'
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/suburbon-contdon
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Commentary: |-
Niklink:
You know that old RollerCoaster Tycoon meme about MR BONES WILD RIDE? This is that, that's what this is. I also managed to sneak in a 720.
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Track: suburbon contdon
Duration: '0:39'
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Minish
- Vriska did nothing wrong
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upways-moving-jhon-own-dabe
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sburban-countdown
---
Track: upways moving [jhon own dabe]
Duration: '2:04'
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upways-moving-jhon-own-dabe
Referenced Tracks:
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
---
Track: megalobelchia (fea.t live guitar battle!!!)!
Duration: '3:12'
Artists:
- Peachy Petey
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- >-
https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalobelchia-fea-t-live-guitar-battle
Referenced Tracks:
- track:megalovania-halloween
- Heir of Grief
- track:sburban-countdown
- Homestuck Anthem
Directory: megalobelchia-feat-live-guitar-battle
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Track: rekiuem fro kraket
Duration: '4:49'
Artists:
- Minish
Contributors:
- swifterjack (Trombone)
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rekiuem-fro-kraket
Referenced Tracks:
- Karkalicious
---
Track: lame and old webcomic voluem 10 (MEGA MILX)
Duration: '10:25'
Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- >-
https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lame-and-old-webcomic-voluem-10-mega-milx
Referenced Tracks:
- Creata
- Train
- Of Gods and Witches
- Beatup
- You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die)
- Sound Judgement
- Aggrievocation
- Stride
- Skaian Overdrive
- Freefall
- Moonsweater
- Castle
- Skaian Happy Flight
- Voidlight
- Beatdown DX
- Solar Voyage
- Feel (Alive)
- Breeze
- Starfall
- Ascend
- Lilith in Starlight
- Thanks for Playing
- Renewed Return
- THIS Pumpkin
- Conclude
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Commentary: |-
Niklink:
I- ok. I can explain, okay?
This is an oblique reference to the album [[album:medium]]. When it was initially released, there was a lot of speculation, particularly on the MSPA Forums, around the idea of combining or layering the different tracks on the album to find cool mashups, particularly the matching song pairs for each Land. It was even implied that this was a specific musical choice by [[artist:clark-powell]], to make 'hidden' music (she immediately denied this, but it had no effect). Ultimately it culminated in the creation of 'Medium - Mega Mix', which was for all intents and purposes all eight tracks in the album sandwiched on top of one another into an ungodly sound wall, which was nevertheless positively received by fans. This worthless shitpost of a song is based on that phenomenon, as well as being a sort of 'tribute' to [[album:homestuck-vol-10]] which had after all been the insipration to establish CaNMT in the first place.
Also in a way, getting the obvious unfunny ear torture shitposts out of the way early on meant subsequent CaNMT musicians would be forced to innovate. So, in a sense, you're welcome?
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Track: dono't dsiturmpt plsthx
Duration: '2:44'
Artists:
- Peachy Petey
Cover Artists:
- Aiden Griffin Hanks
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/donot-dsiturmpt-plsthx
Referenced Tracks:
- Atomic Bonsai
- track:bon-voyage-amigo
---
Track: you are a furry
Duration: '2:08'
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-are-a-furry
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunslammer
- Gardener
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
- Dogsong
---
Track: Tycoontime
Duration: '0:56'
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoontime
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:showtime-piano-refrain
---
Track: ultimite fite!!!
Duration: '0:58'
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimite-fite
Referenced Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- track:skies-of-skaia
- track:beatdown-strider-style
- track:doctor
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Track: Tycoon
Duration: '3:23'
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Noisemaker
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoon
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- track:beatdown-strider-style
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Descend
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: Doctoral Degree
Duration: '1:50'
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctoral-degree
Referenced Tracks:
- track:doctor
---
Track: V A P O R S T U C K
Duration: '2:07'
Artists:
- Avianzo
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/v-a-p-o-r-s-t-u-c-k
Referenced Tracks:
- Elevatorstuck
Directory: vaporstuck-canv1
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Track: 'kis da boy #<3 #<3 #otp #aaAAAAAA #OMFG #!!!'
Duration: '1:58'
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/kis-da-boy-3-3-otp-aaaaaaaa-omfg
Directory: kis-da-boy
---
Track: The beginning of... something
Duration: '2:37'
Artists:
- No Funny Name
Cover Artists:
- No Funny Name
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-beginning-of-something
Referenced Tracks:
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
---
Track: P E N U M B R A
Duration: '3:23'
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/p-e-n-u-m-b-r-a
Referenced Tracks:
- track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm
Directory: penumbra-canv1
---
Track: Before.
Duration: '2:25'
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/before
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck
---
Track: BLAPCK
Duration: '2:50'
Artists:
- Monifate
- Frikiman
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blapck
Referenced Tracks:
- track:black
---
Track: xistmas soong
Duration: '1:18'
Artists:
- Monifate
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/xistmas-soong
---
Track: SpaceBro
Duration: '3:26'
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Minish
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacebro
Referenced Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Space Jam
---
Track: 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Duration: '4:13'
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Contributors:
- Aris Martinian (Synth)
Cover Artists:
- Cryptanark
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/25x-showdown-combo
Referenced Tracks:
- track:vigilante-cornered
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:aggrieve
- Penumbra Phantasm
- track:MeGaLoVania
- track:sburban-countdown
- track:doctor
- Dawn of Man
- track:explore
- Terezi's Theme
- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
- The Blind Prophet
- Hate You
- The La2t Frontiier
- track:showtime-original-mix
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- track:skies-of-skaia
- Meet the Flintstones
- Homestuck
- Showdown
- Feel (Alive)
- Carne Vale
- Crystalmethequins
- Wonderwall
- Bowman's Credit Score
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Track: ~~~~ figting spirit ~~~~
Duration: '2:03'
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Contributors:
- Pipko Fanfare (Tin Whistle)
- swifterjack (Trombone)
- Difarem (Violin)
- Wheals (Piano)
- Minish (Kazoo)
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/figting-spirit
Referenced Tracks:
- Fighting Spirit
---
Track: go down (Fanon Cut)
Duration: '2:28'
Artists:
- Difarem
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/go-down-fanon-cut
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- track:endless-climb
- track:sburban-jungle
- track:beatdown-strider-style
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: Cool and New Web Comic
Duration: '2:24'
Artists:
- JohnJRenns
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-web-comic
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Homestuck
- Homestuck Anthem
- Cascade (Beta)
- Freefall
Commentary: |-
Niklink:
Another art self-assignment, but I think it ended up alright. It's of course a SBaHJ-ified parody of the Homestuck 'title screen' flash with the adventure name, parallelling this song being intended to be CaNWC's counterpart to [[Homestuck]] and [[Homestuck Anthem]].