Album: cool and new voulem.1
Directory: cool-and-new-voulem1
Date: July 2, 2016
Date Added: January 1, 2023
Additional Names:
- Name: >-
    CaNWC Voulem. 1
  Annotation: >-
    [YouTube track titles](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-83ChRnD8Q4YLA7rCAHC7A)
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Banner Artists:
- Niklink
Banner Dimensions: 1100x100
Banner File Extension: png
Cover Art File Extension: png
Track Art File Extension: png
Color: '#00aaff'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-voulem-1
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-83ChRnD8Q4YLA7rCAHC7A
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- Dabe
- Jaed
- Hecka Jef
- Dadd
- Femorafreack
- Beq
- Squiddles
- Skaia
- Conducters Batons of Ogloglob
Referenced Artworks:
- Homestuck Vol. 5 (composition)
Additional Files:
- Title: Bandcamp Banner
  Files:
  - banner.png
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    i'ts album fro cool and new web comic
    its the 1th one

    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022)
    There's so much to be said about the absurd trajectory of the Cool and New Music Team, but I'll try to keep it short.

    After the release of the incredible [[album:homestuck-vol-10]], which was a sort of epitaph to the official music team, [a Q&A stream was held with the musicians](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWqqikd6S0). There was a bittersweet tinge to it, not just because of Homestuck's recent ending, but because they reflected on their artistic trajectories and how they had been musical amateurs that had been able to refine and hone their skill through the comic's run. To me at least they had always felt like inimitable performers, even if I'd always aspired to be as good as them or as the high-quality fan music that was being made at the time. But their encouraging talk about how they had progressed as artists over the years led to an idea formed right there, in the livestream chat. Why not make our <i>own</i> music team?

    A music team on our own terms, expressly as a practice vehicle, to create and release music without a care in the world as to whether it was good or bad or terrible? No shame, no hesitation, just for the hell of making Homestuck fanmusic, and maybe improving along the way. Cool and New Web Comic's popular but low-quality presentation was a natural fit. And the response was massive. It turned out many people felt the same way, or simply wanted to see what all the noise was about.

    Only two weeks later, the newly-created Cool and New Music Team released a 50-track album. This is that album.

    <i>Ngame:</i>
    ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e2NvlY9oc))
---
Track: Cascante
Duration: 3:05
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Ahnock
Art Tags:
- Light
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascante
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGU4RdvhkrM
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
- Cascade
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
- Shave and a Haircut
---
Track: Harlecoaster
Duration: 0:56
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlecoaster-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e321TR0d4A
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- MR BONES WILD RIDE
Sampled Tracks:
- Harlecoaster (Lame and Old)
---
Track: FLARERERERERERERE
Duration: 1:29
Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flarerererererere
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni-iCX4neDw
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Dabe
- Durst
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022)
    The only piece of Homestuck fanmusic I had ever completed was this [Famitracker remix of Flare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AxgMI6451M), but since at the time we were fully committing to the 'shitty music' idea, and a straight up transcription of a Homestuck track isn't particularly CaNWC-ish anyways, I ran it through a bunch of filters. Just to make sure no one accidentally liked it.
---
Track: Showtime (piano a fine)
Duration: 3:32
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/showtime-piano-a-fine
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndLaFO1wQR8
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- LoWaS
- Organ
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
Referenced Artworks:
- Pipeorgankind (composition)
Referenced Tracks:
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
- track:its-showtime
- Für Elise
---
Track: Spacesplore
Duration: 1:42
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacesplore
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo2fTp6sfxU
Art Tags:
- Ruined Earth
- Bugs Bunny
- Michael Jordan
- Sburb
Referenced Artworks:
- Explore (edit)
Referenced Tracks:
- Explore
- Space Jam
- Showtime (Original Mix)
Sampled Tracks:
- Space Jam
---
Track: justice must be a serve
Duration: 1:42
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Zoey
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Femorafreack
- Jaed
- Rollercoaster
- Sburb
- 'cw: cops'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/justice-must-be-a-serve
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff7sA5UFc5M
Referenced Tracks:
- justice must be a serve (no sirens)
Sampled Tracks:
- justice must be a serve (no sirens)
---
Track: Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix)
Duration: 7:20
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- Ngame
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQrAPxeKFKM
Referenced Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Falling for Ghosts
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- Michael Bowman Remix
- Meet the Flintstones
- radiation is now on youtube
Sampled Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
# - Texas History
# - Bumper To Bumper
# - Will, The Responstable Constable
# - Sunburn
# - Backyard Fun
# - Good Cop Red Cop
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Falling for Ghosts
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- Michael Bowman Remix
- Meet the Flintstones
- radiation is now on youtube
# - Snake Eyes
Art Tags:
- Michael Guy Bowman
- Scott Stutzman
- Snowman
Referenced Artworks:
- The Felt (edit)
Lyrics: |-
    (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)

    (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)

    BOO, BOO, here come de ghost
    I'm de voodoo priest from de skeleton coast
    Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat, you'll be stomping your feet
    'Cause I'm sugarcane sweet with a Kingston beat

    WHOA-OA-OA-OA watch out, here come de ghoul
    I be spittin' out rhyme while you playing de fool
    I'm a treetop monsta, dat dance all rasta
    Going back to de island for de sticky-sweet ganja

    (I'm THINKING of a number. Between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720. I'm THINKING of a number. Between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It happens to be 720. Which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number I'm thinking. Is between 450 and 850.)

    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning
    Those colorful enchanting little specks
    They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning
    In a way they never do when I eat Chex

    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin'
    I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap
    They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin
    And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap

    Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation
    They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet
    I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation
    And murder every other breakfast treat

    And the gallows will sway through the night
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    All cereals bow down in fright
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Sycophants and cowards flee
    From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Captain Crunch on bended knee
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

    The balance of the world's askew
    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Promise revolutions new
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    What cereal 'mongst other things
    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Stays crunchy in the blood of kings?
    It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

    (My compulsive masturbation, Sullivan! You and me, and my erectile dysfunction, Sullivan! Then I paint all the surfaces of the eggs, Sullivan! It's a mirror collage, Sullivan! DETROIT! THE PASTA CITY! The place was Russia. The year, was 1917. You're under arrest! Just kidding! I now have two complete sets of human teeth
    in
    side
    my
    head.)

    Bow, man
    Mimimichael (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
    Bo-bobo-bobo-bowman (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
    I-i-is (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
    Mi-chael-Bow-man...

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)

    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD FUN!

    (I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox!)

    (That was the plan, to give you a— seven hundred and twenty— and you got one. Boner.)
---
Track: licord nacrasty
Duration: 2:14
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-nacrasty
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU0ZSiMxmtI
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- Oppa Toby Style
- 'Title (Uwol: Quest for Money)'
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Dacronian Dignity
- Rubs Juice
- Hrates Bocars
- Germy
- Dabe
- Durst
---
Track: Archagent Everlasting
Duration: 2:07
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/archagent-everlasting
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh7t7vQbu1I
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- Cascade (Beta)
- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
# Sampled Tracks:
# - midnight crew?
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Rollercoaster
Lyrics: |-
    (GRAVEYARD STUFFERS)

    (Make her a member of the Midnight Crew...)
---
Track: X - V A P O R - R O M
Duration: 1:07
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/x-v-a-p-o-r-r-o-m
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLSSkUUFTrw
Referenced Tracks:
- XROM
Directory: x-vapor-rom
Art Tags:
- AH
---
Track: Penumbra Phat
Duration: 0:34
Artists:
- Putnam
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phat
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slzlSKz6snE
Referenced Tracks:
- Penumbra Phantasm
Art Tags:
- Toby Fox
---
Track: MoonShitter
Duration: 2:18
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonshitter
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaHsS5TfotY
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moonsetter
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- Germy
- Earth
- Unbreakable Katana
- 'cw: decapitation (abstract)'
Referenced Artworks:
- Moonsetter (edit)
---
Track: 'JHON: RICE'
Duration: 1:28
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-rice
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzSwjlCZiLw
Referenced Tracks:
- Savior of the Waking World
- 'The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy - Title Theme/Ending'
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- LoWaS
- Breath
---
Track: sonflapper
Duration: 1:00
Artists:
- Peachy Peter
Cover Artists:
- johnjammin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sonflapper
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PYf4khxFKw
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sunslammer
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Electric Guitar
---
Track: turnways lurker
Duration: 2:16
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Cover Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/turnways-lurker
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdwlMagl4Sk
Art Tags:
- Rick Astley
Referenced Tracks:
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Penumbra Phantasm
- English
- Flare
- Explore
- Unite Synchronization
- Stronger Than You
Lyrics: |-
    (Never gonna give you up)
    (Never gonna let you down)
    (Never gonna run around and desert you)
    (Never gonna make you cry)
    (Never gonna say goodbye)
    (Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you)
    (Never gonna give you up)
    (Never gonna let you down)
    (Never gonna run around and desert you)
    (Never gonna make you cry)
    (Never gonna say goodbye)
    (Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you)

    Ooooooh, give you up
    Ooooooh, give you up
    Ooooooh, give you up (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
    Ooooooh, give you up (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
---
Track: Anthem
Duration: 1:27
Artists:
- No Funny Name
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anthem
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck
Directory: anthem-canmt
Commentary: |-
    <i>No Funny Name:</i>
    ([Video of the track being 'recorded live', as it were.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg))

    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022)
    It's depressingly common for collaborative fandom albums to run into trouble getting art delivered for all their tracks in time. I don't really blame them, drawing is hard enough without knowing that it's probably going to be playing second fiddle to the music anyways. But nevertheless I knew I could phone this one in without any artistic skill, so I took it off the un-arted song pile. The secret is: there's actually an online tool that generates Minecraft logo-style text.
Lyrics: |-
    (Um, hi. I've made a uh, piece of fanmusic for the um... new and cool webcomic, as you can see it's um, made in... Minecraft. I um, a— a bit about the piece, I um, sort of imagined it as being a um, theme song for the... entire you know, story um, oh I guess the um, word "Anthem" describes that. I guess I'll call it "Anthem" then... yeah let's um, play.)

    (Alright um, you can probably still hear me and that would interrupt the um, music, I'll mute myself... yeah.)

    (I um... hope you enjoyed my music. Yeah, bye.)
---
Track: Three in the Medley
Duration: 3:58
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-medley
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJtJAFaaCtg
Referenced Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
- track:three-in-the-morning-rj
- Explore
- Aggrieve
- Atomyk Ebonpyre
- Chorale for Jaspers
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
Art Tags:
- Jade
---
Track: Unity of Thorns
Duration: 2:12
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unity-of-thorns
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2om7yjI7nF0
Art Tags:
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
- Thorns of Oglogoth
---
Track: Hankage Fantazumu
Duration: 1:53
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hankage-fantazumu
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6px46mr4C1k
Referenced Tracks:
- track:vaporwave-2016-track1
Sampled Tracks:
- track:vaporwave-2016-track1
Art Tags:
- Jade
- Toby Fox
- Hatsune Miku
Lyrics: |-
    (The vocals are purportedly parts of Damara's dialogue run through Vocaloid, with syllables cut out to match the song. Sorry I don't have actual lyrics for you.)
---
Track: i am sititng in a buttock
Duration: 7:20
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Referenced Artworks:
- Bowman's Credit Score (face)
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-sititng-in-a-buttock
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9AV9vgGJO8
Referenced Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
Art Tags:
- Michael Guy Bowman
Lyrics: |-
    I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? The number I'm thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It's between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that's between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It's my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it for me? I'm thinking that it's seven hundred and twenty, and that it's between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and grab it? It's a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won't you reach in and get it? I'm thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between my buttocks. Won't you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number is between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks. Won't you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number that could save you a lot of money. It's between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot of money between my buttocks! But I'm thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four fifty and eight fifty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Fortunately, seven hundred and twenty is this number, because it is between four hundred and fifty and eight hundred and fifty. But I'm thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be between my buttocks, and it could save you a lot of money. The higher this number between my buttocks is, the more money it could save you! I'm thinking of a number though, that is between my buttocks. It is still seven hundred and twenty. Won't you reach in and grab seven hundred and twenty for me? Don't grab four fifty or eight fifty, as these are the two extremes. These are not my free credit score. My free credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but I'm thinking that you can reach in and grab it because it is between my buttocks. The number between my buttocks happens to be, well, I'm thinking that it's seven hundred and twenty. But I could be wrong. Because your number could be anywhere between four fifty and eight fifty. I'm THINKING of a number...
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (Wiki editor, 11/20/2024)
    The track artwork is a reference to the single art for "I am Sitting in a Room" by Alvin Lucier.
    <img src="media/misc/references/i-am-sitting-in-a-room.jpg" width="150">
---
Track: can you give me a HAND
Duration: 2:35
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/can-you-give-me-a-hand
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AZ556Deeb8
Referenced Tracks:
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Showtime (Original Mix)
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Jack Noir
---
Track: Usurp
Directory: usurp-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: 1:44
Artists:
- flagellumVagueness
Cover Artists:
- Cryptanark
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/usurp
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0koQxAoc2Ik
Referenced Tracks:
- Explore
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
Art Tags:
- Jaed
- Beq
- WQ
- Prostit
---
Track: a color this shirt also comes in
Duration: 2:28
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art Dimensions: 1400x1407
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-color-this-shirt-also-comes-in
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k-L_dQBVro
Referenced Tracks:
- Black
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
---
Track: fun cat song :3 :3
Duration: 1:05
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fun-cat-song-3-3
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqjyjXP-gPg
Referenced Tracks:
- Chorale for Jaspers
Directory: fun-cat-song
Art Tags:
- Jaspers
- LoLaR
---
Track: Completely Delusional
Duration: 2:26
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/completely-delusional
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKgGAsAqQxs
Referenced Tracks:
- Black Rose / Green Sun
- Chorale for Jaspers
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Jaspers
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Dadd
- Rollercoaster
- Thorns of Oglogoth
- LoLaF (CaNWC)
---
Track: upp word(s) movmeant (Fanon Edit)
Duration: 3:47
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Contributors:
- Pipko Fanfare (Drums)
- Ngame (Drums)
- Minish (Kazoos)
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upp-word-s-movmeant-fanon-edit
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxwFqTec88
Referenced Tracks:
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- Descend
- Snow halation
- Gangnam Style
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Meet the Flintstones
- track:the-baby-is-you
- Michael Bowman Remix
- HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Sampled Tracks:
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- Descend
- Snow halation
- Gangnam Style
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Meet the Flintstones
# - 7 GRAND DAD but not the song but the actual meme origin
- track:the-baby-is-you
# - track:bowman-remix
- HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
# - SHOUTOUTS TO SIMPLEFLIPS VINESAUCE JERMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmK98ehX6rc
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Hams
Lyrics: |-
    Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi (<i>This feeling, it's strange, isn't it?</i>)
    Sora kara futte kita mitai (<i>It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky</i>)
    Tokubetsu na kisetsu no iro ga (<i>The color of this special season</i>)
    Tokimeki wo miseru yo (<i>Fills me with excitement</i>)

    Hajimete deatta toki kara (<i>From the moment we met</i>)
    Yokan ni sawagu kokoro no Melody (<i>The melody of my heart has been ringing with premonitions</i>)
    Tomerarenai tomaranai naze (<i>It can't be stopped, it won't be stopped— why?</i>)

    Todokete setsuna sa ni wa (<i>Ring out</i>)
    Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation" (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>)
    Omoi ga kasanaru made (<i>I can't wait for our feelings to resonate</i>)
    Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou (<i>It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love</i>)

    Opopopop, Op— Opopopop, Op— Opop, Op— Opop Opopopopop
    Opopopop Op Op Op Op, Oppa Gangnam Style!

    (I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty. I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my free credit score.)

    (GRAND DAD!)

    Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies [Babeatboxing]
    Wahoo!

    Michael Bowman
    Michael Bowman

    Bowman, Bowman, Bowman, Bowman
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    namwoB leahciM Michael Bowman

    (I'M- I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK. KARKAT THE- THE HOMESTUCK MA- TH- THE GUY FROM HOMESTUCK YEAH THA- YEAH THA- THA- THAT GUY. I'M KARKAT- YOUR FAVORITE U- UNDERTALE.)

    (I'M KAR KAT.)

    Todokete setsuna sa ni wa (TELL YOUR MOM YOU WANNA MOVE OUT, JUST- I'M KARKAT, HEY UH-)
    Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"
    Omoi ga kasanaru made (I'M KARKAT Y-YOUR FAVORITE- I'M-I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK I'M UNDERTALE)
    Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou (MY NAME IS KARKAT LISTEN, TO THIS-)

    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Todokete setsuna sa ni wa)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation")
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Omoi ga kasanaru made)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)

    (Shoutouts to Simpleflips, fuck!)
---
Track: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Duration: 1:01
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJUlEV-Rytg
Art Tags:
- Sweet Bro
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022)
    This is just a SBaHJ panel with a bunch of filters run over it like a steamroller. I was aiming to emphasize the resemblance to 'The Scream'. I don't even remember what I did to that poor SBaHJ panel at this point, but I'm sure those emotions made their way into the final product.
---
Track: rolercoasteng in SPACE!??!??
Duration: 2:48
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rolercoasteng-in-space
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_peXrXc53U
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Space Jam
Art Tags:
- Bugs Bunny
- Charles Barkley
- Rollercoaster
- SBaHJ
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022)
    When [[artist:o]] sent in his 'songs' in a surprise show of appreciation for our musical efforts, I immediately nabbed the art spots for them, because I wanted the 'honor', I guess. In any case, I'd say my skill at creating track art was roughly on par with o's skill at creating music, so I guess it worked out fine. You just don't get that kind of rail wobbliness from a lesser artist, you know.
Lyrics: |-
    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright

    Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
    Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

    Hey you, watcha gonna do
    Hey you, watcha gonna do
    Hey you, watcha gonna do
    Hey you, watcha gonna do

    Party people in the house let's go
    It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
    Pass that thing and watch me flex
    Behind my back, you know what's next

    To the jam, all in your face
    Wassup (Wassup), just feel the bass
    Drop it, rock it, down the room
    Shake it, quake it, space kaboom!

    Just work that body, work that body
    Make sure you don't hurt nobody
    Get wild and lose your mind
    Take this thing into over-time

    Hey DJ, turn it up
    QCD, gon' burn it up
    C'mon y'all get on the floor
    So hey, let's go a'ight

    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright

    Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
    We're gonna take it into overtime
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright

    C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!)
    C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
    C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!)
    Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)

    C'mon and run, baby run
    C'mon, c'mon, do it, run baby run
    Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot
    Oh, it's time to hoop, so shoot, baby shoot

    C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
    C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
    C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
    C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam

    Slam, bam, thank you ma'am
    Get on the floor and jam
    It's the QCD on the microphone
    Girl you got me in the zone

    C'mon, c'mon and start the game
    Break it down, tell me your name
    We the team, I'm the coach
    Let's dance all night from coast to coast

    Just slide, from left to right
    Just slide, yourself enlight
    QCD, drop the base
    3-1-1 all in your face...
---
Track: ScArY roller coasteds!!
Duration: 3:44
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/scary-roller-coasteds
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFdmxeEUurw
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Art Tags:
- Sweet Bro
- Hella Jeff
- Lord English
- MR BONES WILD RIDE
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022)
    You know that old RollerCoaster Tycoon meme about MR BONES WILD RIDE? This is that, that's what this is. I also managed to sneak in a 720.
---
Track: suburbon contdon
Duration: 0:39
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Minish
- Zoey
Art Tags:
- Germy
Referenced Artworks:
- Sburban Countdown (edit)
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/suburbon-contdon
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2e80WRHl4Y
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Countdown
---
Track: upways moving [jhon own dabe]
Duration: 2:04
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upways-moving-jhon-own-dabe
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJw-qkYIwXk
Referenced Tracks:
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
Lyrics: |-
    (Thank you daddy...)
---
Track: megalobelchia (fea.t live guitar battle!!!)!
Directory: megalobelchia-feat-live-guitar-battle
Duration: 3:12
Artists:
- Peachy Petey
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalobelchia-fea-t-live-guitar-battle
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGvEDsNa6mg
Referenced Tracks:
- track:megalovania-ebhh
- Heir of Grief
- Sburban Countdown
- Homestuck Anthem
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Sans
---
Track: rekiuem fro kraket
Duration: 4:49
Artists:
- Minish
Contributors:
- swifterjack (Trombone)
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rekiuem-fro-kraket
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB6VPn8Ks_M
Referenced Tracks:
- Karkalicious
Art Tags:
- Kraket
- Saxophone
Lyrics: |-
    Four, three, two, fuck you

    Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
    Strider's beats are best suited to stroll— trolls hooked on phonics

    Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco
    She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
    Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' her no favors
    No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons

    I'm Karkalicious, so delicious
    No I don't do kismesis
    And if you read any fanfics
    All that shit is fictitious

    I blow kisses... mwah?
    Don't matter if we're just moirails
    Trolls be lining down the veil
    For a chance to fill a pail

    Four, three, two, fuck you
    So delicious... super sweet
    So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty
    So delicious, even Egbert wants a piece of me
    I'm Karkalicious, el el el el el el, like candy, candy

    Karkalicious def
    Karkalicious def
    Goddammit, Doctor Scratch stop fucking around with my mic

    Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy
    And Nepeta's always squealing cute pet names like Karkitty
    I'm K to the A, to-a-k— R, K, the A, the T
    And the majority of pairings had better include me

    I'm Karkalicious, so delicious
    My body stays vicious
    All the highbloods feelin' nervous
    'Cuz I'm doing some fitness

    Zahhak's my witness
    Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
    And he'll be needing all the towels
    'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails

    Four, three, two
    So delicious... super sweet
    So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty
    So delicious, even Egbert wants a piece of me
    I'm Karkalicious, now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out

    Baby, baby
    If you really want me
    Honey get some patience
    Maybe then you'll get a taste

    I'll be tasty, tasty
    I'll be laced with lacey
    It's so tasty, tasty
    It'll make you crazy

    T to the A, to the S-T-Y, fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-Y, fuckin' tasty
    D to the eh-E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
    D, to the E, to the, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you

    All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood
    I just wanna say it now [incoherent mumbling] I just don't want you to know
    And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
    But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

    Terezi says I smell, delicious so delicious
    No I don't do kismesis
    And if you read any fanfics
    All that shit is fictitious

    I blow kisses, mwah
    Don't matter if we're just moirails
    Trolls be lining down the veil
    For a chance to fill a pail

    Four, three, two, fuck you, my body stays vicious
    Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
    Nepeta's my witness, meow, I'll even let her first ship sail
    Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

    So delicious, Eridan see
    So delicious, you can trust me
    So delicious, I'll help you be
    I'm Karkalicious, li-li-like candy, candy

    It's so delicious, ey ey ey ey
    So delicious, ey ey ey ey
    I'm Karkalicious she says my blood is like candy, candy

    T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the—

    To the D to the E, to the— the L-I-S-C-U-O-S
    To the D to the E, to the L-I-S-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D to the E, to the L-I-S-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second!

    (Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song, I mean whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY, was this Fergie duf-douchemuffin illiterate or something, what do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music, what the fuck even is Will Smith doing, he doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit I quit.)
---
Track: lame and old webcomic voluem 10 (MEGA MILX)
Duration: 10:25
Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lame-and-old-webcomic-voluem-10-mega-milx
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asM4qGQ35z4
Sampled Tracks:
- Creata
- Train
- track:of-gods-and-witches
- Beatup
- You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die)
- Sound Judgement
- track:aggrievocation
- Stride
- Skaian Overdrive
- Freefall
- Moonsweater
- Castle
- Skaian Happy Flight
- Voidlight
- Beatdown DX
- Solar Voyage
- Feel (Alive)
- Breeze
- Starfall
- Ascend
- Lilith In Starlight
- Thanks for Playing
- Renewed Return
- THIS Pumpkin
- Conclude
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Art Tags:
- John
- Rose
- Dave
- Jade
- Jane
- Roxy
- Dirk
- Jake
- Casey
- Earth
Referenced Artworks:
- Homestuck Vol. 10 (edit)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022)
    I- ok. I can explain, okay?

    This is an oblique reference to the album [[album:medium]]. When it was initially released, there was a lot of speculation, particularly on the MSPA Forums, around the idea of combining or layering the different tracks on the album to find cool mashups, particularly the matching song pairs for each Land. It was even implied that this was a specific musical choice by [[artist:clark-powell]], to make 'hidden' music (she immediately denied this, but it had no effect). Ultimately it culminated in the creation of 'Medium - Mega Mix', which was for all intents and purposes all eight tracks in the album sandwiched on top of one another into an ungodly sound wall, which was nevertheless positively received by fans. This worthless shitpost of a song is based on that phenomenon, as well as being a sort of 'tribute' to [[album:homestuck-vol-10]] which had after all been the insipration to establish CaNMT in the first place.

    Also in a way, getting the obvious unfunny ear torture shitposts out of the way early on meant subsequent CaNMT musicians would be forced to innovate. So, in a sense, you're welcome?
---
Track: dono't dsiturmpt plsthx
Duration: 2:44
Artists:
- Peachy Petey
Cover Artists:
- Aiden Griffin Hanks
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/donot-dsiturmpt-plsthx
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCovS2tbaXg
Referenced Tracks:
- Atomic Bonsai
- track:bon-voyage-amigo
# Sampled Tracks:
# - Skype
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Sburb
---
Track: you are a furry
Duration: 2:08
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-are-a-furry
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7AJM64oz1U
Referenced Tracks:
- track:sunslammer
- Gardener
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
- Dogsong
Art Tags:
- Jaed
---
Track: Tycoontime
Duration: 0:56
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoontime
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pfnwTJUfM
Sampled Tracks:
- Tycoontime (Lame and Old)
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Gate
- Reckoning
- Rollercoaster
- Standing Piano
---
Track: ultimite fite!!!
Duration: 0:58
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimite-fite
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJLt3FtFBKk
Referenced Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Skies of Skaia
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- Doctor
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Skya
Referenced Artworks:
- Beatdown Round 2 (composition)
---
Track: Tycoon
Directory: tycoon-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Duration: 3:23
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Noisemaker
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoon
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCEVLHyvBw
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Descend
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Kraket
- Dadd
- Rollercoaster
---
Track: Doctoral Degree
Duration: 1:50
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctoral-degree
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHPj3MOR-iI
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
Art Tags:
- Jhon
---
Track: V A P O R S T U C K
Directory: vaporstuck-canmt
Duration: 2:07
Artists:
- Avianzo
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art Dimensions: 1400x1407
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/v-a-p-o-r-s-t-u-c-k
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLvPAogDkaw
Referenced Tracks:
- Elevatorstuck
Art Tags:
- Jhon
---
Track: 'kis da boy #<3 #<3 #otp #aaAAAAAA #OMFG #!!!'
Duration: 1:58
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/kis-da-boy-3-3-otp-aaaaaaaa-omfg
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyDGjVfXuqU
Directory: kis-da-boy
Art Tags:
- Hrates Bocars
---
Track: The beginning of... something
Duration: 2:37
Artists:
- No Funny Name
Cover Artists:
- No Funny Name
Art Tags:
- Grand Piano
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-beginning-of-something
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMl0Q8tncs
Referenced Tracks:
- Gardener
- Dissension (Original)
Lyrics: |-
    (I give up. I've been trying to make this track for... a week now, and... that's all I got. Practically nothing.

    Do you people realize how little music Jade has to begin with? She really only has [[Gardener]] and [[Dissension (Original)|Dissension]], the two songs you just heard. To take those, remix them into a workable song, add my own stuff, and then deliberately make it sound shitty to fit in with the rest of the Cool and New Web Comic... That, I, that's not really an excuse, other musicians have done far more with far less... the rest of this album is proof enough of that.

    I guess what it comes down to, is that... I'm not just not as good of a musician, or, really, artist of any way. I don't have talent. I think Hussie said something like "it actually takes a large amount of skill to get Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff to the perfect amount of shittiness"... and I don't have the drive or talent or skill to do that, or really anything.

    I mean... I did take piano composition classes through middle school but... I haven't done anything since then so... it's almost as if I'd done nothing. And here I am in the middle of a team of people who are actually... putting effort into making good — if difficult to listen to — music, and... I'm left wondering exactly what I can bring to the table.

    ...Nothing, really. I've thought long and hard about it, and... that's my answer. Nothing. I guess there's only one thing left to do.

    "To: Cool and New Web Comic Music Team. Subject: Resignation. Body: I regret to inform you that I will no longer be creating music with all of you. Good luck in the future, I'm out." Guess I'm really doing this, huh?

    Send.)
---
Track: P E N U M B R A
Duration: 3:23
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- Makin
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/p-e-n-u-m-b-r-a
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Am2bnbISkY
Referenced Tracks:
- track:vaporwave-2016-track1
Sampled Tracks:
- track:vaporwave-2016-track1
Art Tags:
- Toby Fox
Directory: penumbra
---
Track: Before.
Duration: 2:25
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/before
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5eL2PCA43g
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck
Art Tags:
- Earth
---
Track: BLAPCK
Duration: 2:50
Artists:
- Monifate
- Frikiman
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blapck
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnC1c9qewrc
Referenced Tracks:
- Black
- Sweet Bro Theme Song
Sampled Tracks:
# - The Corner
- Sweet Bro Theme Song
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- sord
Lyrics: |-
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

    I'm a member of the-
    I'm a member of the-
    I—

    I—

    (—Dutton. Last summer I came back here to Baltimore, Maryland, to film a story about life on the corner. I grew up and hung out—)

    I'm a member of the-
    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!

    I'm a member of the-
    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
    I'm a- I'm a- I'm a member of the-
    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
---
Track: xistmas soong
Duration: 1:18
Artists:
- Monifate
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/xistmas-soong
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4zu-R5Koa8
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Swet Bro
- Hella Jeff
- Sweet Bro
Lyrics: |-
    in this cresmas we will do lotsa stuff
    because thats was all christmas about
    and also about some dude that was born some time ago maybe?????

    and crismos is all about singing and dancing and eating lots of candeeeey
    and theres allso some guy that gives you presents for some reason
    but there are also times when your pressent is not what you liked???
    but then you can also do snowwfeights
    and also do snowwmennn

    but the best is there is also lotsof
    KETCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Commentary: |-
    <i>Monifate:</i>
    ([Song's original performance in Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAg2HGPrjWs?t=2212))
---
Track: SpaceBro
Duration: 3:26
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Minish
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacebro
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ogJ3H_z-44
Referenced Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Space Jam
Art Tags:
- Sburb
Lyrics: |-
    (This is just [[track:gamebro-original-1990-mix|GameBro]] and [[Space Jam]] playing on top of each other. Just look up the lyrics for those.)
---
Track: 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Duration: 4:13
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Contributors:
- ostrichlittledungeon (Synth)
Cover Artists:
- Cryptanark
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/25x-showdown-combo
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr3qCAXxPVQ
Referenced Tracks:
- track:vigilante-cornered
- Liquid Negrocity
- Aggrieve
- Penumbra Phantasm
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Sburban Countdown
- Doctor
- Dawn of Man
- Explore
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Terezi's Theme
- Atomyk Ebonpyre
- The Blind Prophet
- Hate You
- The La2t Frontiier
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- Skies of Skaia
- Meet the Flintstones
- Homestuck Anthem
- Showdown
- Feel (Alive)
- track:carne-vale
- Vriska's Theme
- Crystalmethequins
- Wonderwall
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Rose
- Knitting Needles
- Vriska
- Earth
- Reckoning
- LoWaS
- Sburb
- Terezi
- Dragon Cane
- Karkat
- Meenah
- Sollux
- Dad
- Lil Cal
- Skaia
- Fred Flintstone
- Michael Guy Bowman
- Caliborn
- Aradia
- Earth
- Ruined Earth
Referenced Artworks:
- track:vigilante-cornered (minor edit)
- Liquid Negrocity (minor edit)
- Aggrieve (minor edit)
- track:MeGaLoVania (minor edit)
- Sburban Countdown (minor edit)
- Doctor (minor edit)
- Dawn of Man (minor edit)
- Explore (minor edit)
- Terezi's Theme (minor edit)
- album:alterniabound (minor edit)
- Atomyk Ebonpyre (minor edit)
- Hate You (minor edit)
- The La2t Frontiier (minor edit)
- References: Showtime (Original Mix)
  Annotation: minor edit
- References: Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
  Annotation: minor edit
- Skies of Skaia (minor edit)
- Homestuck Vol. 5 (minor edit)
- Showdown (minor edit)
- Bowman's Credit Score (minor edit)
- References: Feel (Alive)
  Annotation: minor edit
- Carne Vale (minor edit)
- Vriska's Theme (minor edit)
- Crystalmethequins (minor edit)
Lyrics: |-
    I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money... and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.
---
Track: ~~~~ figting spirit ~~~~
Duration: 2:03
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Contributors:
- Pipko Fanfare (Tin Whistle)
- swifterjack (Trombone)
- Difarem (Violin)
- Wheals (Piano)
- Minish (Kazoo)
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/figting-spirit
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlgicf91i5w
Referenced Tracks:
- Fighting Spirit
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- Dabe
- Jaed
Referenced Artworks:
- Fighting Spirit (composition)
---
Track: go down (Fanon Cut)
Duration: 2:28
Artists:
- Difarem
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/go-down-fanon-cut
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDnYLXgl6pQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Endless Climb
- Sburban Jungle
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: Cool and New Web Comic
Duration: 2:24
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- Niklink
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-web-comic
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzWSa9d4GDQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Cascade (Beta)
- Freefall
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Earth
- Rollercoaster
- Light
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor, 3/29/2022)
    Another art self-assignment, but I think it ended up alright. It's of course a SBaHJ-ified parody of the Homestuck 'title screen' flash with the adventure name, parallelling this song being intended to be CaNWC's counterpart to [[Homestuck]] and [[Homestuck Anthem]].
