Album: Cool and new Volume V Date: August 20, 2016 12:00:01 Date Added: January 10, 2023 Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Cover Art File Extension: png Track Art File Extension: png Color: '#9ea1a8' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-v - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9FLnl23tP3M-b_4SYc9rTM Art Tags: - Consorts - Frogs Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team: Remix album of "[[track:doctor|Doctor]]" by [[artist:buzinkai|George Buzinkai]] George Buzinkai wrote unique, memorable pieces such as [[track:endless-climb|Endless Climb]] and the aforementioned Doctor for Homestuck. She's an inspiration to all fan musicians such as us, and without his melodies spreading throughout the Homestuck discography - with 30 tracks containing the Doctor melody as a whole - Homestuck wouldn't be the same without her. Lately, Buzinkai's life situation hasn't been very good, to put it in blunt terms. To say the least, she is not in a situation where she can produce more music for our ears to behold to. And without our help, she might be stuck that way. So if Doctor, or any of Buzinkai's contributions for that matter, has ever passed through your eardrums (possibly resulting in a permanent eargasm), ~~please consider supporting [[album:qualia|her upcoming album]]. Thank you.~~ UPDATE: Since the release of this album, George Buzinkai has passed away. They were an inspiration to all of us and will be sorely missed. Rest In Peace, George. XenoZane: (CANWC Volume 3 Trailer) Ngame: (Community listening stream w/ chat) --- Track: Doctar Artists: - Cerulean Cover Artists: - jakkyr Duration: '02:34' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctar - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hsbC34BgZI Art Tags: - Jhon - John - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Commentary: |- Jakkyr: my thought process went "ok i'll make jhon and the art for doctor is of johns planet and that as glowing mushrooms, i'll draw a glowing mushroom, oops i had it in 32 bit and now i have to make it down to 16 bit so i can actually save it, holy fuck i broke it" --- Track: Orderly Artists: - Bin Cover Artists: - Griever Duration: 0:23 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/orderly - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DibQ6hzSRgA Art Tags: - Jhon - John Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Lyrics: |- ([Unintelligible] Wait, something's going on with his EKG. What's wrong with him? I don't know, but this doesn't look good. We're losing him! He's dead.) Commentary: |- Bin: For the longest time, I've felt that the track "Doctor", featured as track number 37 on the album "Homestuck Vol. 1-4" has gone unfairly unnoticed by the majority of Homestuckies and Buzinkai fans alike. Inspiration struck one day, and I decided to give this hidden gem some love. In a creative fervor, I threw open Audacity and sampled a heart rate monitor, musical senses coming to life as I pitched each individual beep. I was on a roll at this point, and a second wave of inspiration hit me where I least expected it. I pulled out my microphone and poured my soul into every voiceclip, the spirit of doctors everywhere flowing through me. With my newly acquired "medical license", I performed invasive surgery on the track, in a manner of speaking, and ended up with something I was more or less happy with. I'm pretty sure the song is only like twenty seconds long, so it wasn't really that hard, but I'm still proud of the achievement. On a side note, Buzinkai actually intentionally made the song to sound like a heart rate monitor, as he revealed in his explanation thing, but I didn't know this until a few days after I made the track. I found that to be a funny coincidence. Anyway, this song took me around ten minutes to make, so I hope you enjoy it. Griever: These were pretty alright, they were just memes. The first is loss.jpg. --- Track: Lambda Doctor Artists: - artist:kobacat Cover Artists: - Toast Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:01' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lambda-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgXBsQwuEYg Art Tags: - John - Jade Referenced Tracks: - Doctor (Original Loop) - Lambda Core Sampled Tracks: - Doctor (Original Loop) - Lambda Core Commentary: |- artist:kobacat: I was struggling with trying to find a good song to mashup with Doctor for the album and I decided to try one of the tracks from Black Mesa Source. I tried a few that didn't really quite work out, but finally managed to settle with mashing it up with Lambda Core from BM:S. The song had a pretty similar tempo and it didn't come across as too different from Doctor so it worked pretty well. Considering I was hoping on making a non-shitty mashup (which will be up to you if it's a shitty mashup of two songs or not), I think this worked pretty well as making a decent and sort-of serious track for the album, and I'm glad I was able to mashup a song from one of my favorite games for the album. --- Track: Is there a doctor in the house? Artists: - '413' Cover Artists: - XenoZane Duration: '02:28' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/is-there-a-doctor-in-the-house - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-P24zE1GlA Art Tags: - John - Earth Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Commentary: |- Xenozane: I couldn't get GIMP working and I was on my laptop so I threw this together in like 5 seconds lol --- Track: D o c t o r w a ve Directory: doctorwave Artists: - wank_wank Cover Artists: - wank_wank Duration: '03:49' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/d-o-c-t-o-r-w-a-ve - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwNDAyxn4sg Art Tags: - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - track:doctor --- Track: The Doctor Artists: - No Funny Name Cover Artists: - No Funny Name Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: 0:54 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFaQwfcuRc8 Art Tags: - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - Doctor Who Theme Commentary: |- :No Funny Name So. It's been a month. I've been living in a reclused part of China without any internet access. For the longest time I couldn't stand the thought of coming back to the community tha I let down, but I decided last week that was no way to live so I came back. I was surprised when I came back to civilisation and found literally singles of supportive messages from fans and fellow music team members. I don't think I have confidence in myself yet I can't stress how important those two messages are to me. Especially the one from someone on the music team. It contained software that allows even the most untalented person to make good sounding music. Anyway I arrived back around a day before these songs have to be released and apparently this album is doctor themed? I don't know what this song is so I just searched for "The Doctor Song" and made a remix of that as I'm not confident enough to make anything original yet. Hope you enjoy. --- Track: 7 DOCTOR Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: 0:56 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/7-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BpU__TEQw Art Tags: - John - Consorts Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Meet the Flintstones Commentary: |- Wheals: The idea for a Flintstones rip of Doctor was originally by Difarem, but he got busy and coudn't get around to working on the song in time. By that point, though, the art had already been made and it was just too perfect to leave unused. So I loaded up the PXTone project Difarem made (really, he did the hard part of the work here) and threw in some Grand Dad at various points and voices. PXTone is a pretty cool program, though I think I still prefer DAWs where the text on instrument names/labels is actually readable --- Track: Dr. Doctor, PhD Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Cover Artists: - Cosmogyral1 Duration: '01:34' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-doctor-phd - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N-xYjn2YuU Art Tags: - John Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Lyrics: |- Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor) Doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc—) Doctor doctor doctor (Tor) Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor doctor doctor) Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor) Doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc—) Doctor doctor doctor (Tor) Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor doctor doctor) Doc (Doctor, doctor) Doctor doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doctor, doctor, doctor doctor) Doc (Doctor, doctor) Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc, ter doctor doctor) Doc (Doctor, doctor) (Doctor doctor PhD) Doctor doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doctor, doctor, doctor doctor) (Doctor doctor doctor doctor doc doctor doctor doctor) Doc (Doctor, doctor) (Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor PhD yeah) Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc, ter doctor doctor) (Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor) Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor) Doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc—) Doctor doctor doctor (Tor) Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor doctor doctor) Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor) Doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc—) Doctor doctor doctor (Tor) Doctor (Doc—) Commentary: |- Pipko Fanfare: Doctor doctor doctor Doctor doctor Dr. Doctor Doctor Dr. Doctor Doctor doctor doctor --- Track: doctor halation Artists: - wank_wank Cover Artists: - yazshu - wank_wank Duration: '02:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-halation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GrCeBDbbsA Art Tags: - Jhon - John - Jaed - Jade - Dabe - Dave - Swet Bro - Sweet Bro - Hecka Jef - Hella Jeff - Germy - Dadd - John's dad - Femorafreack - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Snow halation Sampled Tracks: - track:doctor - Snow halation Lyrics: |- Todokete (Ring out) Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?) Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate) Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love) Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne (Even in this mild fever, I can't hesitate) Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start! (I'll accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!) Oto mo naku kehai mo naku (Without a sound, nor a sign) Shizuka ni unmei wa kawaru (Our fate changes silently) Korekara no mirai ni mune no kodou ga hayaku naru (At the thought of the coming future, my heartbeat quickens) Todokete (Ring out) Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?) Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate) Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love) Commentary: |- wank_wank: I didn't download the doctor midi and was new to the team at this point so i stuck to my soundcloud roots and snow halated the song succ essfully. Dr. kete will see you now --- Track: Cross-Planetary Exploration ~ Moderato 2016 Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: 0:48 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cross-planetary-exploration-moderato-2016 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuDMERfL3iE Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Jhon - Rose - Dabe - Jaed - Jack Noir - Hella Jeff - John - Dave - Jade Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Cross-Examination - Allegro 2001 Commentary: |- MrCheeze: Over the years, I've seen a lot of people notice the melodic similarity beween Doctor, and the original cross-examination theme from Phoenix Wright. The Moderato version of this track was my first attempt at combining the themes, and is pretty much just a Doctor midi with the melody swapped out for the Phoenix Wright one, played back in a midi-to-chiptune converter. In my defense, I actually made this one years ago, more out of curiosity to what it would sound like than anything. Bambosh: Now, when I saw an Ace Attorney styled track I just knew i had to create something for that. It was a long and grueling process, but overall I'm pumped about how my piece of shit scribbling turned out. Another valuable lesson I learned was that Photoshop's pen tool is an unholy abomination and should burn in a fire. You know that dream you have when your dog runs across the street in front of a car and you call out to it but it doesn't stop running because dogs are adorably dumb sacks of shit? And you wish you could have done something to stop it running in that clearly bad direction but it just kept going anyway? That's what the pen tool in photoshop is like. miraculousAvantgarde: I Agree --- Track: Savior of the Coasting Rolled Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: - olkiswerve - Wheals Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '02:28' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-coasting-rolled - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1p6vvshEwo Art Tags: - Jhon - John - Jaed - Jade - Dabe - Dave - Rose - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - Savior of the Waking World - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - rct sound effects maybe? Commentary: |- Wheals: The idea for this track dates more or less back to the beginning of the idea of an all-Doctor album. With heavy inspiration from the awesome [[track:can-you-give-me-a-hand|can you give me a HAND]], I decided to try out a combo of [[track:savior-of-the-waking-world|SotWW]] + the [[track:rollercoaster-tycoon-theme|RCT theme]]. After transposing the 4/4 RCT melody in the aforementioned song, from a MIDI [[artist:pipko-fanfare|dragonChaser]] kindly provided me, to E♭ minor (let's face it, [[group:toby-fox|Toby]] is the absolute madman), I had some help from [[artist:mrcheeze|MrCheeze]] and dC tweaking the rhythm so it matched SotWW a little better. [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJRenns]] was a big help in getting the bass and drums to sound passable, though it was Makin's suggestion to use Doctor for the melody in the bass in the part where the piano comes in. The project became a lot more fun once I let it turn into a real remix, rather than an attempt to recreate something as complicated as the original -- I never appreciated just how much is going on during the main middle section of the song before. Anyways, I think it turned out pretty well for my first real remix (as opposed to an Audacity mashup). The song was originally called Slower of the Coasting Roll, but I realized that throwing in Slow your roll memes would make the song a little sillier than I was going for. Getting rid of that also let the name almost rhyme with the original name. olkiSwerve: I only really jumped in near the end to add my special flavor of GIMP stupidity to the mix. I worked on "[[track:gee-its-another-doctor|Not Another Doctor Remix]]", "[[track:moondoctor-moonsong|Moondoctor]]" (the cave story one) and "Savior of the Coasting Rolled". All three were fairly simple image manips and were pretty fun to do, although it took me way too long to do them. Special thanks to whoever completely fucked the formatting on this document. I'm on mobile and it took me 10 minutes just to set it fucking straight again. Fuck you <3 Join us next time where I will talk about dilbert3, cool ranch, and clown suicide. Probably. --- Track: I'd like to see your diploma Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - XenoZane Duration: '02:14' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/id-like-to-see-your-diploma - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXAktyjf9Is Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Commentary: |- Noisemaker: When I usually make my tracks, I almost always either use the MIDI file for the song I want to remix, or I just come up with a new melody altogether. There's a couple of cases, however, where I deviate from the regular formula and do something completely different. In this case, it was V a p o r w a v e (well, not quite). Honestly, this might one of my favorite ways to make music right now: I import the original song into FL Studio, pitch it up or down, and add some crazy effects to it. What you hear at the beginning of the track is a combination of Fruity Squeeze and Gross Beat on the original track, which are automated to decrease and eventually turn off after the first few measures. While I only have 1 track on this album, I had a lot of fun being a part of this project. Thanks to every single one of you who happened to take the time out of their day to download this! TL;DR: how to making music is first step wrap bum around dik (don't even think about kinkyshaming me) XenoZane: HEY ASSHOLE NICE WORK AND ALL BUT GUESS WHO'S THE ONE WITH A DIPLOMA HERE YEAH ITS ME SO YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT I WORKED MY ASS OFF IN MED SCHOOL TO GET THIS FUCKING DIPLOMA AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST FUCKING PULL THIS SHIT THINK AGAIN FUCKNUTS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I CAN END YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO YEAH REALLY GUESS WHOS ON THE OPERATING TABLE NOT FUCKING ME ITS YOU ASSHOLE SO WATCH YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BEFORE I PULL THE DAMN THING OFF YOU YOU SELFISH ARROGANT PRICK YOU CANT TELL ME HOW TO DO MY FUCKING JOB ASSHAT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT MED SCHOOL FOR THIS DIPLOMA AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON THE PHARMACY AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PERSCRIPTIONS I AM TRAINED IN MEDICAL WARFARE AND I’M THE TOP DOCTOR IN THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER PATIENT I WILL PERSCRIBE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH MEDICINE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH MARK MY FUCKING WORDS YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME FROM ON THE OPERATING TABLE THINK AGAIN FUCKER AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF NURSES ACROSS THE HOSPITAL AND YOUR LIFE IS BEING SAVED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE OPERATION, MAGGOT THE OPERATION THAT SAVES THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE YOU’RE FUCKING SAVED KID I CAN BE ANYWHERE ANYTIME AND I CAN PERSCRIBE YOU OVER SEVEN HUNDRED MEDICATIONS AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE DIPLOMA NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED SURGERY BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE COLLECTION OF THE UNITED STATES PHARMACIES AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO SAVE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT YOU LITTLE SHIT IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY OPERATION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BUT YOU COULDN’T YOU DIDN’T AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE YOU GODDAMN IDIOT I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT YOU’RE FUCKING SAVED KIDDO YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE I MADE MY OWN VARIATION OF THE NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA ON THE SPOT THATS HOW FUCKING PISSED I AM SERIOUSLY DO YOU KNOW THE SHIT I GO THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS I BET YOU DONT YOU LOW LIFE PROBABLY WORKING AT MCDONALDS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY FAST FOOD PLACE BARELY SCRAPING BY WHILE I RAKE IN THE CASH FOR SAVING FUCKING LIVES IF ONLY YOU HADNT DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL AND DISAPPOINTED YOUR PARENTS YOU WOULDNT BE IN THIS SHITTY SITUATION BUT YOU PISSED ME OFF AND NOW YOURE GONNA PAY THE PRICE, YOU FUCKING MORON MY LIFE IS HELL AND I HAVE CRUMBLING MARRAIGE THATS ONLY HELD TOGETHER BY MY OVERLY HIGH INCOME MY WIFE HATES ME BUT SHE STICKS AROUND BECAUSE SHE DOESNT HAVE TO WORK FUCK MY LIFE BUT THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN MY OWN LIFE IS YOURS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THINKING YOU CAN JUST SAY THIS SHIT TO ME YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD TIME ASSHOLE AND NOW YOURE REALLY GONNA PAY FOR IT I AM SO FUCKING FURIOUS IF IT WERENT FOR MY ANGER ISSUE CLASSES IM TAKING AS A LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO TURN MY LIFE AROUND YOUD BE FUCKING DEAD WHERE YOU LIE FOR SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME, FUCKASS. THIS JOB IS ONE OF THE MOST HARD AND STRESSFUL THINGS EVER AND MY WEAK HUMAN BODY AND MIND CANT TAKE IT FUCK YOU FOR BRINGING BACK ALL THIS ANGER THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO TRY AND FIX IM GONNA TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON MY CHILD AND WIFE WHEN I GET HOME BECAUSE IM ACTUALLY AN ABUSIVE FATHER AND SPOUSE BECAUSE THE FRSUTRATION OF MY OWN MISTAKES IN LIFE CAUSE ME TO DO FUCKED UP SHIT TO POOR LITTLE EMILY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PRICK YOU CANT SAY THIS SHIT TO ME YOU DIPLOMALESS RETARD THATS RIGHT RETARD YOU ARE A FUCKING MENTALLY RETARTED SHITSTAIN WHO THINKS THEYRE BETTER THAN EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING KNOW SHIT GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING DONT SO DONT EVEN TRY TO TALK TO ME YOU FUCKING SELFISH ASSHOLE LEARN SOME RESPECT FOR THE PERSON SAVING YOUR LIFE AND DONT EVEN TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB I FUCKING HAVE A DIPLOMA I WASTED YEARS OF MY LIFE IN COLLEGD TO EARN THIS FUCKING THING AND GODDAMNIT IF I WONT LET YOU KNOW IT OYU SELFISH ASSHOLE I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO BECOME A DOCTOR AND YOU FUCKING SAY THIS SHIT LIKE YOU RULE THE WORLD GUESS WHAT YOU DONT WAKE UP AND FACE THE MUSIC YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKIONG ASSHAT DONT EVEN TRY TO DEFEND YOURSELF YOU ENTITLED PRICK AND LEARN THE STRESS OF SAVING LIVES ON A DAILY BASIS (http://pastebin.com/V6Aw4qDb) --- Track: Doctor Dies Artists: - Difarem Cover Artists: - groeuf - NyashAlex Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: 0:58 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-dies - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzE3XkooG1E Art Tags: - John Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - Giygas Disintegrates Commentary: |- NyashAlex: Making meme numbers on the odometers by cutting numbers out of the many other screenshots was a lot of fun. Maybe, one day I'll release the rom-hack which replaces Giygas with jhon. --- Track: I Love This Doctor Artists: - Ngame Cover Artists: - NyashAlex Duration: 0:54 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-love-this-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u38e--nuKQ4 Referenced Tracks: - Doctor (Original Loop) Sampled Tracks: - Doctor (Original Loop) - Team Fortress 2 Lyrics: |- I love this doctor! (MEDIC!) You are great doctor! (MEDIC!) Thank you doctor! (MEDIC!) Team time doctor! (MEDIC!) I love this doctor! (MEDIC!) You are great doctor! (MEDIC!) Thank you doctor! (MEDIC!) Team time doctor! [Unintelligible] (MEDIC!) (MEDIC!) (MEDIC!) (MEDIC!) (MEDIC!) (MEDIC!) (MEDIC!) (MEDIC!) (MEDIC!) I love this doctor! Commentary: |- Ngame: JitFace JitFace JitFace JitFace JitFace NyashAlex: I've finally got an opportunity to learn some basics of Source Filmmaker. Gotta admit, it's interface is very unintuitive, but those 2.3 hours spent working on this track art in SFM and (~20 minutes in Photoshop) were worth it. Oh and also I'm a Medic main. --- Track: cool and new theme hospital present doctor Artists: - VulkanShawl Cover Artists: - VulkanShawl Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:31' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-theme-hospital-present-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYxUbSWw6X8 Art Tags: - Kanaya - Jhon - John Referenced Tracks: - Doctor Frog - track:doctor Commentary: |- VulkanShawl: The idea was make only a Hospital-game themed Doctor Remix. But actually i remembered Theme Hospital. Later looking from game's OST i just found a song called "Doctor" in his OST. So i decided to do a Double doctor mashup. A funny thing is this game reminds me of a hospital tycoon game. *insert i don't like [[artist:silvagunner|siivagunner]] joke here* --- Track: Doctor Remix Remix Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - XenoZane Duration: 0:48 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-remix-remix - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IyFaWoqVno Art Tags: - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor-remix Commentary: |- MrCheeze: Not gonna lie, the only reason for this track existing is because of how ridiculous the name would sound. But [[track:doctor-remix|Doctor Remix]] is such a weird, experimental song to begin with that I really had no idea how I could possibly do a remix of it... so I just took the easy way out, throwing it in the wub machine and calling it a day. The end result is about as easy on the ears as the original Doctor Remix is, at least. XenoZane: I wanted to make some really rad DJ are to reflect how sicknasty this beat was, yo. I snagged myself up some dank-ass pictures of gnarly DJing, skateboarding, and surfing and shit. I got slick-ass tubular sound bar things and a wub machine logo. --- Track: Surgical Scar Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - Tetroxideo Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '02:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/surgical-scar - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv-FY7ii5XA Referenced Tracks: - Chrono Cross ~Scars of Time~ - track:doctor --- Track: Medicus Artists: - Minkt Cover Artists: - XenoZane Duration: '01:06' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/medicus - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eKtdBmk5ls Art Tags: - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Commentary: |- Minkt: I thought soundfont guitars would sound good in FL 12, but I was very wrong. Anyways, I got the idea for this track when I screwed around with my friend's acoustic guitar and thought it sounded decent. The bass works really well with the main melody surprisingly, making for a"meh"/10 piece. Also, :jaedAngery: is the best emote and there is nothing you can say to disagree with me. XenoZane: I didn't know what medicus meant so I looked it up and apparently it was Roman and they have statues so I put the definition, some Roman statues and some doctors. --- Track: gee it's another doctor Artists: - Griever Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gee-its-another-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dsKMMxTKJU Art Tags: - Jhon - John - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - I Am the Doctor - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - lsdjghklsdgj --- Track: Dentist Artists: - Double Hats Eyewear Cover Artists: - Double Hats Eyewear Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: 0:55 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dentist - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7n47WgtlhA Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - seinfeld theme - 'whats the deal with...?' - Seinfeld S09E21 Lyrics: |- (What's the deal with— Dentist.) (Jerry... kill me. Kill me now, I'm begging you!) (Well uh... what, kind of like this?) (What— what are you doi— [muffled screams]) Commentary: |- Double Hats Eyewear: I downloaded the Seinfeld theme off the internet then rearranged the sounds to resemble "Doctor". Why? Because I have nothing better to do then to make the universe suffer! --- Track: Doc Brown Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - Makin Duration: '04:05' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doc-brown - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUOnBblsdA4 Art Tags: - Dabe - Dave - Lord English Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Back to the Future - English - track:sburban-jungle - Hoverboard - The Power of Love - Penumbra Phantasm - Eternity Served Cold Sampled Tracks: - Hoverboard - Back to the Future - The Power of Love Lyrics: |- The power of love is a curious thing Make a one man weep, make another man sing Change a hawk to a little white dove More than a feeling, that's the power of love Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream Make a bad one good, make a wrong one right Power of love that keeps you home at night You don't need money, don't take fame Don't need no credit card to ride this train It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes But it might just save your life That's the power of love (When this baby hits 88 miles per hour—) (1.21 jigowatts?!) Commentary: |- Interrobang: I was bored at work one day when I realized that Doctor and English probably would sound nice together. I decided to make it into a track, and was going to call it 'Doc English'. But then I started thinking about time travel, and the name 'Doc Brown' came to me. The Back to the Future sections of the song developed from there, and I'm pretty happy with how it turned up. Makin: my comment is I edited this out of a virtue's last reward verison of the BTTF poster because it made it easier to trace, also really cool song --- Track: Doctor Remix Remix Remix Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - XenoZane Duration: 0:47 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-remix-remix-remix - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxa3kLwv1ss Art Tags: - Dave - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - Doctor Remix Remix Commentary: |- MrCheeze: There's no horse like a dead horse. XenoZane: I wanted to make some really rad DJ are to reflect how sicknasty this beat was, yo. I snagged myself up some dank-ass pictures of gnarly DJing, skateboarding, and surfing and shit. I got slick-ass tubular sound bar things and a wub machine logo. Some dope Gaben pics, rainbow audio waveforms and snoop dogg came next. It was looking amazing so far, but I was unsatisfied. Dave Strider is such a righteous mofo I couldn't NOT include him. I added some rad cooltext and a drum bro, and my masterpiece was complete. --- Track: Dr. Pepper Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Cover Artists: - bobthetacocat Duration: '03:14' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-pepper - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No08DrgSy0Y Art Tags: - Battlefield Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Fruity Pebbles Jingle - track:upward-movement-dave-owns Lyrics: |- Oh Diet Dr Pepper is the flavor that I savor It's sweet and spicy, totally unique It makes me want to sing this song about my soft drink saviour That brings me joy when everything looks bleak Oh Diet Dr Pepper by the can or by the twenty I drink them morning, afternoon, and night It's got no fat or calories but taste it has aplenty Beats cola, root beer, juice, and even Sprite There can just be only one true Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper Loyal subjects, me and you, to Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper Death to every other drink but Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper Because they just really stink but Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper I'll show you to a brand new world of Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper Our banner flies proudly unfurled for Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper Lay waste to all the other drinks it's Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper Satisfying all my kinks it's Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper (Don't kinkyshame me plz.) Oh Diet Dr Pepper raise the flag of revolution And murder every soft drink in your way Your perfect taste has led me to a new Final Solution Kill everyone, start with a brand new day And as the dawn rises anew on Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper The drink of choice for me and you, it's Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper Taste like this just can't be beat, oh Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper Pepsi lies dead in the street, it's Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper Commentary: |- Pipko Fanfare: This is one of those rare times where as soon as I had the idea, most of the details came rushing into my mind on how I wanted it to go. Which is great, because it makes the process way easier! Despite this, lyrics are still hard. I think the biggest challenge was keeping it recognizable as a "doctor" remix despite the completely different chord progression, melody, etc, but in the end I feel like I pulled it off about as well as I reasonably could have. Fun fact: I finally bought a pop filter for my microphone after doing this and [[track:dr-doctor-phd|Dr. Doctor, PhD]], so while there's Plenty of Plosives in this one, if I ever dare to sing again it should sound better next time. (Well, the singing would still be bad, but the recording would be better!) I was going to pretend that I'm actually capable of singing better than this but was just imitating [[artist:scott-stutzman|Stutzman]], but we all know that's a lie. --- Track: Doctor Robotnik Artists: - MBI Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '01:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-robotnik - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yTrL65Xak Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - Sonic Adventure 2 - Sonic 25th Anniversary Livestream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzV6RVR2D8g - 'PINGAS (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, episode: Boogey-Mania)' - You mean, the Chaos Emeralds? https://www.tumblr.com/anjaroid/117726306825 Lyrics: |- (Hahahah! Citizens of Earth, lend me your ears and listen to me very carefully.) Ears ears ears ears ears-ears (Pingas pingas pingas pingas, pingas) Ears ears ears ears ears-ears (Pingas pingas pingas pingas) Ears earsearsears ears ears-ears Ears ears ears ears ears-ears Ears ears ears ears ears-ears (Pingas pingas pingas pingas, pingas) Ears ears ears ears ears-ears (Pingas pingas pingas pingas) Ears earsearsears ears ears-ears Ears ears ears ears ears-ears Ears (Mr. President, my demands are quite simple. Surrender the Emerald, otherwise your country will cease to exist!) Ears ears ears ears, ears ears ears ears ears (You have 24 hours to give me your Emerald.) Ears ears ears ears ears ears ears ears ears ears ears (You mean, the Chaos Emeralds?) (Yes!) Ears ears ears ears, ears ears ears ears ears (Pingas) (I'm going to assume you mean the Chaos Emeralds. Chaos Control!) (What?) Ears ears ears ears ears ears ears— [screaming] Commentary: |- MBI: Hah, I don't even know what to say. My original intention was to create a "This video contains win" YTP styled Doctor remix. I'd like to think I succeeded to some degree. Inspiration strukc in the form of tha Sonic 25th anniversary Livestream, the annoying buzzing noise ever present giving me a second instrument. After that, I figured since I had included the Sonic 2 era cartoon and the present day sonic, I should include something from the Dreamcast era, hence the Robotnik/Obama conversation. "Fun" fact, I made this entire thing with a non-functional right earphone. If it sounds off, try disabling your right earphone so that you get the intended experience. miraculousAvantgarde: I hate you all the same [editors note: mira is not racist so it's good] --- Track: doctor remix no. 720612413 Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: - VulkanShawl Duration: '01:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-remix-no-720612413 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovGapzytjA Art Tags: - John - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - track:showtime-original-mix - track:sburban-jungle Commentary: |- Cecily Renns: Everyone had their own crazy idea of how to remix Doctor into something truly fucking shit, but I didn't. So I just... did what I always do. Orchestral Bullshit™. Nothing special. --- Track: Postdoctoral Research Position Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - Minkt Duration: '05:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/postdoctoral-research-position - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSN8ok17748 Art Tags: - LoWaS - Skaia Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Penumbra Phantasm - The Island – Pt.II (Dusk) Commentary: |- Interrobang: One day I asked the chat for ideas on another Doctor remix, and several people threw ideas at me. I deftly avoided all these ideas and decided to make a dance track instead. The name was inspired by [[track:doctoral-degree|Doctoral Degree]] by [[artist:difarem|Difarem]] from [[album:cool-and-new-voulem1|Volume 1]], since that was a dancey Doctor and this is basically a dancey [[track:savior-of-the-waking-world|Savior of the Waking World]], I named it after what one would do after earning their doctorate. Minkt: The GIMP blur and smudge tools make me look like a good artist --- Track: Doctor, Is He Going to Make It? Artists: - BitesizeBird Cover Artists: - XenoZane Duration: '01:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-is-he-going-to-make-it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23AtOsXTlW4 Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Lyrics: |- [Unintelligible clips of people talking overlaid on each other] Commentary: |- BitesizeBird: So, basically, I wanted to make at least one song for the album. I wanted to make something unique in some aspect and since I can hardly compose something original, Doctor played by heart monitors seemed to be reach my shitpost standards. The track was underwhelming though so to add to the scene of a patient on their deathbed, I added the background arguments from a sound effects website. It was really fucking funny to me so I left it at that. Shitpost done. I didn't realize [[artist:bin|Bin]] essentially did the same thing with [[track:orderly|Orderly]] until writing this commentary, so my fault for being a lazy git and not listening to other people's songs first. I was going to add a doctor reading the time of death at the end of the song (being 7:20) but it seemed forced and I couldn't be bothered to do it. XenoZane: ... --- Track: Mouth Doctor (thats just a dentist you dumb shit) Artists: - flamingfusion Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde - OpsCat Duration: '02:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mouth-doctor-thats-just-a-dentist-you-dumb-shit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjB46r5TQBk Art Tags: - Jhon - John - Dabe - Dave Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - track:doctor --- Track: Doctor Mario Artists: - yazshu Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '02:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-mario - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4y-FacJgwY Art Tags: - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - super mario world soundfont i dont think this counts tbh Commentary: |-

yazshu:

 Why the fuck do you even want fucking commentary for this shit? This is literally just the fucking Doctor Midi in Super Mario World's soundfont. This took me less than a minute to make, I didn't even change the fucking patcheAlso s. can you fix the comic sans in the top box for me i don't know how to work with spreadsheets thanks [[artist:bambosh|bambosh]] [edit: nevermind i fixed it] Bambosh: [editors note: not on my watch you didn't] miraculousAvantgarde: Okay why do I gotta put commentary for this jesus christ the only thing I did was put it through a NES colour palette converter and downloaded the SMB font to make the song title and copy pasted part of the main title screen to it come on man don't force me into writing several sentences for this I have a family man come on --- Track: Moondoctor Directory: moondoctor-moonsong Artists: - Difarem Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Duration: '01:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moondoctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UbRHKB5Xc Art Tags: - Jhon - John - Rose Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Moonsong --- Track: Cross-Planetary Exploration ~ Allegro 2016 Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - Bambosh Duration: 0:59 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cross-planetary-exploration-allegro-2016 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqeEIJqneJs Art Tags: - Jhon - John - Swet Bro - Hecka Jef - Hella Jeff - Dabe - Dave - Earth Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Cross-Examination - Allegro 2001 Sampled Tracks: - Cross-Examination - Allegro 2001 Commentary: |- MrCheeze: Now the Allegro version of this track is more interesting. Whereas [[track:cross-planetary-exploration-moderato-2016|Moderato]] was an approximate recreation of Doctor with the [[artist:ace-attorney|PW:AA]] melody substituted in, this one is the other way around. Moreover, this track is actually a modification of an exact rip of the cross-examination theme, extracted right from the game. Sounds much better that way, don't you think? (Also, if you were looking for pointless facts - both CPE Moderato and CPE Allegro actually combine Doctor with the Allegro version of the cross-examination theme, so one of their titles is a bit of a lie.) Bambosh: Tracing over the Cross Examination face thing that happens was incredibly taxing process, since my bowl of pasta was in the way of the drawing tablet as I was trying to wrangle my hand into doing the goddamn things I tell it to do. --- Track: Dogtor (get it?) Artists: - OpsCat Cover Artists: - Griever Duration: '01:06' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dogtor-get-it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z816_Qx3ETA Art Tags: - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - undertale dog noises Commentary: |- Griever: The second is the annoying dog with a better background. --- Track: Doctor of The Waking Phantasm (This Name Sucks) Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Cover Artists: - Shwan Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '04:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-of-the-waking-phantasm-this-name-sucks - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kezJzesVxn4 Art Tags: - Skaia Referenced Tracks: - Savior of the Waking World - Penumbra Phantasm Commentary: |- Pipko Fanfare: My first completely serious track for Cool and New, this one exists only because MEME NUMBERS (and I'm glad that it does!) I did 4 songs for [[album:cool-and-new-voulem1|Vol 1]] and [[track:err-on-greif-acoostic-covre|1 song for Vol 2/II]], so naturally I had to do 3 for this volume to complete the mythical 413. You may also notice that all three of my tracks on this one have lengths that are permutations of 413 just to take it that extra mile (including awkwardly cutting off [[track:dr-doctor-phd|Dr. Doctor]] mid-phrase to force it to fit!) By this point I had used up the low hanging fruit with Dr. Doctor and [[track:dr-pepper|Dr. Pepper]], so my original thought was to do a cover with mostly or entirely real instruments. I already had done a cover using nothing but bass guitar back before CaN was a thing, and I figures I could expand that into something bigger. Obviously that's not what ended up happening here at all! This song went through a lot of changes as I was making it, and the final product bears pretty much zero resemblance to anything I was imagining at the start. There are still quite a few real instruments - the acoustic and electric guitars, as well as the bass guitar are all live recordings. But everything else is synths, soundfonts, and VSTis. Even the name wasn't decided until the track was totally complete - it was just "doctor 3.rpp" on my computer until it was done and I realized that some [[track:savior-of-the-waking-world|Savior of the Waking World]] and [[track:penumbra-phantasm|Penumbra Phantasm]] had snuck in. After using up all my creativity on the track itself, none was left for the title, and so this shitty name is what we get to live with. Oh well. I'm also getting REALLY sick of Doctor... --- Track: Upwards Doctor Artists: - wank_wank Cover Artists: - wank_wank Duration: '01:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upwards-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdo7HOeBKAk Art Tags: - Dave Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - track:upward-movement-dave-owns Sampled Tracks: - track:doctor - track:upward-movement-dave-owns --- Track: Moondoctor Directory: moondoctor-moonsetter Artists: - Shwan Cover Artists: - DrWorm Duration: '02:53' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moondoctor-2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoSXhxmsmVA Art Tags: - John - Rose - Lord English Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - track:moonsetter - Penumbra Phantasm Commentary: |- Shwan: It was a few months ago when i haven't know about any of this fandom and i was just read to about act 6 act 6 part 1. It was fun because i like to mash up things and see if they works. Thats me fetish. So it was just really good together and it was just that. No biggy i basically just rip everything of the quality midis by [[artist:mrcheeze|MR.CHEEZE]]. mUsescore is also great at syncing midi together because you can just copy and paste. But back then i didn't know much about EQ and instrumentation so i just do it and only care about the chords and melody . Now i knew about all of those but im lazy so i didn't fix much.THANKS DrWorm: BOW BEFORE THORAXIS --- Track: Doctor's Ringtone Artists: - VulkanShawl Cover Artists: - VulkanShawl Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: 0:49 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctors-ringtone - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYez-rjXu20 Art Tags: - John Referenced Tracks: - Doctor's Ringtone (No SFX) Commentary: |- VulkanShawl: So. I was messing with Earthbound soundfont when i found a "Telephone Ring Thingy". I just did the soundfont swap and... the art. It was easy to do. Change name and put a John photo in a mobile call GUI. Actually the John's looks like deciding if Accept or Decline the call. Fun Fact tho. *insert [[track:snow-halation|snow halation]] joke here* --- Track: same bpm Artists: - wank_wank Cover Artists: - wank_wank Duration: '01:36' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/same-bpm - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEW-Rq-HgSo&list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9FLnl23tP3M-b_4SYc9rTM&index=37 Art Tags: - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - CORE --- Track: Nightcore no Doctor Artists: - VulkanShawl Cover Artists: - VulkanShawl Duration: '01:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nightcore-no-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFtDC2UBvsw Art Tags: - John Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Commentary: |- VulkanShawl: Just a song sped up. The track art is just john looking like a kawaii japanese anime. It's actually a shitty trickster-like John if you see it like me. *insert a [[track:the-nutshack-intro|nutshack]] joke here* --- Track: Do You Remember the Doctor Artists: - TirantBacon - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: - Griever Duration: '03:54' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/do-you-remember-the-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRz08Z3NM0k Art Tags: - Jhon - John Referenced Tracks: - Do You Remem8er Me - track:doctor - track:endless-climb - Even in Death - Oppa Toby Style - track:showtime-original-mix Commentary: |- Cecily Renns: On one bright summer morning in mid-to-late july, our JohnJRenns was whistling a tune. That tune is a mysterious number that is repeated aplenty that happens to be [[track:bowmans-credit-score|seven hundred and twenty]] I mean [[track:do-you-remem8er-me|Do You Remem8ber Me]] by [[artist:malcolm-brown|Malcolm Brown]]. I like that song, I said to myself. Man, I want to remix this song, I said. I wonder how good it will sound with Doctor, I said. man let's throw in some fucking [[track:oppa-toby-style|Oppa Toby Style]] in as well. So was formed the first version of Do You Remember the Doctor. Then I showed it to people. Then Tirantbacon, AKA Music God Probably Maybe, told me he had some Problems™ with it. So he told me to give him the .flp file for the song. So I did. Then he did, um, whatever a Music God Probably Maybe does, and made this thing, which made the song infinitely better overall. So basically it's his song at this point. And I'm proud of him. :JaedHapy: Griever: The last one is just a CANWC panel with red comic sans. Jojostuck has much better and much worse art going on, and I did real well on my track art for other stuff. But for the Doctor Album I didn't really care all that much. --- Track: Doctor Egbert M.D. Artists: - VulkanShawl Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '02:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-egbert-m-d - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OAgrmDAqUI Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Teardrop Commentary: |- VulkanShawl: So. This is the only track without my art skills. The Artist was mira. I like House M.D. and i think'd a mashup of House and Doctor would be funny. I love mira for this. *insert [[track:the-flintstones-the-rescue-of-dino-and-hoppy-title-themeending|grand dad]] joke here* thx mira anyways --- Track: FOUR OUT OF FIVE DOCTORS AGREE Artists: - daXfactorz Cover Artists: - XenoZane Duration: '05:15' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/four-out-of-five-doctors-agree - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc8au2YZbLs Art Tags: - John - Jade - LoWaS - Prospit Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Medical Emergency - Savior of the Waking World - Plague Doctor - Descend Sampled Tracks: - track:doctor - Medical Emergency - Savior of the Waking World - Plague Doctor - Descend Commentary: |- XenoZane: I was inspired by this brilliant masterpiece of a song to make some amazing track art worthy of its greatness. As the song was bounds and leaps ahead of all music to date, the art had to be just as mind-boggling. I immediately got to work. A long, grueling Google search late I found the perfect stock image. The four doctors standing there in their assorted outfits spoke to me in the same way the song did when I first heard it. [[track:rose-pragnant|I came as fast as I could.]] I threw the picture right into GIMP and got to work. After a bit of resizing I started customizing it. Getting a picture for Doctor was easy, it had track art. The other 4 were harder. They were all on [[album:homestuck-vol-5|volume 5]], so I had to make my own pictures for them. Plague Doctor was the easiest of those 4, I just found a plague doctor mask and put it on him. As for Medical Emergency and Savior of the Waking World, I used the pictures luminantAegis used in their extensions. I was able to find a descend picture pretty easily. After brainstorming for hours I was able to think of FOUR WHOLE DIFFERENT WAYS to agree. When it came to putting descend in, I realized I had no stock image for it! I had to scroll through miles of Google Images just to find the perfect picture. When I did, the sensation was amazing. I felt a rush of dopamine as i threw the picture into GIMP. I resized it to the corner and started masking the Descend image. The whole thing was looking fine until i realized the big empty gap in the bottom left corner! I quickly got to work thinking of potential things to put there. After a week and several garbage bins full of crumpled paper, I finally came to the obvious conclusion. Just put the title there. --- Track: Dr. Minish (Savior of the Choking Goose) Artists: - Difarem Contributors: - Minish (kazoo) Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '01:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-minish-savior-of-the-choking-goose - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-HgPNqCq3k Art Tags: - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - Savior of the Waking World --- Track: Casey Needs a Doctor Artists: - MoreEpicThanYou747 Cover Artists: - cookiefonster Duration: '03:06' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/casey-needs-a-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgII--v1gck Art Tags: - John - Consorts Referenced Tracks: - Doctor (Original Loop) - I Need a Doctor Sampled Tracks: - Doctor (Original Loop) - I Need a Doctor Lyrics: |- I told the world, one day I would pay it back Say it on tape, and lay it, record it So that one day I could play it back But I don't even know if I believe it when I'm sayin' that Doubts startin' to creep in, every day, it's just so gray and black Hope, I just need a ray of that, 'cause no one sees my vision When I play it for 'em, they just say it's wack But they don't know what dope is And I don't know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this All I know is, you came to me when I was at my lowest You picked me up, breathed new life in me, I owe my life to you But for the life of me, I don't see why you don't see like I do But it just dawned on me you lost a son Demons fightin' you, it's dark Let me turn on the lights and brighten me and enlighten you I don't think you realize what you mean to me Not the slightest clue 'Cause me and you were like a crew, I was like your sidekick You gon' either wanna fight when I get off this fuckin' mic Or you gon' hug me, but I'm outta options There's nothin' else I can do 'cause— I'm about to lose my mind You've been gone for so long I'm runnin' out of time I need a doctor, call me a doctor I need a doctor, doctor To bring me back to life It hurts when I see you struggle, you come to me with ideas You say they're just pieces, so I'm puzzled 'Cause the shit I hear is crazy But you're either gettin' lazy or you don't believe in you no more Seems like your own opinions, not one you can form Can't make a decision, you keep questionin' yourself Second guessin' and it's almost like you're beggin' for my help Like I'm your leader, you're supposed to fuckin' be my mentor I can endure no more, I demand you remember who you are It was you who believed in me when everyone was tellin' you Don't sign me, everyone at the fuckin' label, let's tell the truth You risked your career for me, I know it as well as you Nobody wanted to fuck with the white boy Dre, I'm cryin' in this booth You saved my life, now maybe it's my turn to save yours But I can never repay you, what you did for me is way more But I ain't givin' up faith, and you ain't givin' up on me Get up, Dre, I'm dyin', I need you Come back, for fuck's sake, 'cause— I'm about to lose my mind You've been gone for so long I'm runnin' out of time I need a doctor, call me a doctor I need a doctor, doctor To bring me back to life Bring me back to life Bring me back to life I need a doctor, doctor To bring me back to life Commentary: |- cookiefonster: We were in a big hurry to have art for the Doctor Remix album finished, and as many people as possible had to participate and throw in art, even if it sucks. So I drew this piece of crap art on MS Paint. See also the track art for [[track:witch-doctor|Witch Doctor]]. --- Track: Baby Doctor (Savior of the Waking Baby) Artists: - daXfactorz Cover Artists: - Aryll Duration: '01:43' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/baby-doctor-savior-of-the-waking-baby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvZnEvdRImE Art Tags: - John - Dave - Skaia - Prospit - Derse Referenced Tracks: - The Baby is You - track:doctor - Savior of the Waking World Sampled Tracks: - The Baby is You - track:doctor - Savior of the Waking World Lyrics: |- Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies --- Track: The One The Doctor Couldn't Save Artists: - Griever Cover Artists: - Iftrycus Duration: '02:38' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-one-the-doctor-couldnt-save - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhnJCOEOzzY Art Tags: - Jhon - John - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - 『SPLASH FREE』50% OFF Cover - Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver Sampled Tracks: - track:doctor - 50% OFF Episode 2 - Late For Anime School - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqPGXJed-PY - 『SPLASH FREE』50% OFF Cover - 50% OFF Episode 8 - So Hot But So Crazy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCQ2vXI3KzA - Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver Lyrics: |- (Oh you like that, don't you, you dirty f—ing ocean. Oh, you can't wait for me to get inside you, huh? Huh? Oh you f—ing slut, you are so, wet!) Make us free na splash! (A splash that makes us free!) Kasaneta hikari no kontorasuto abite (Bask in the contrast of the overlapping light) Feel so free na kyō tobikomu (Feel so free today, dive right into) Oretachi no brand new blue, yeah (Our brand new blue, yeah) Omou yō ni sei! Sei! Sei! A-oh! (True to myself as I dive! Dive! Dive!) Jibunrashiku kick! Kick! Kick! A-oh! (My own style in my kick! Kick! Kick!) Tsukamitai nda pull! Pull! Pull! A-oh! (I want to know that feeling, so pull! Pull! Pull!) Todoki-sō na deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free! (It’s just within reach, the deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free!) [Unintelligible] Yeah! What up sluts it's ya boy NG Bout to drop a rhyme on these bitch buoys Sho' 'nuff, I'm shota tough (Hah) Haters always on me 'cause they think I'm just small stuff Kiddie pools, swam up from the bottom now I'm killin' fools Thug Life anime school Catch me stuntin' with my Iwatobi crew (What?) Makoto, Rei and my boy Haru Splash! Flow just like water and cash! Call me H2-oh, damn! Other MCs get straight up tidal wave slammed! (Ha, ha) My gang goes ham and when you see us swimmin' better know we're in demand! Rackin it up top shelf La Croix, yo crew is on sale, 50% off! (Ruh!) Make us free na splash! (Uh, hahahah, yeah!) [Unintelligible] (A splash that makes us free!) Kasaneta hikari no kontorasuto no naka (What, that's right, uh, uh, uh, uh) (Amid the contrast of overlapping light) Itsu made mo owaranai (This moment will last forever) Natsu ni me o korashite yeah (You my man! Yeah! Yeah!) (Set your sights on summer) Omoiomoi ni sei! Sei! Sei! A-oh! (What up!) (True to myself as I dive! Dive! Dive!) Te o nobashita deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free! (Hands outstretched to the deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free!) (Hahahaha) (Haru, look! Water!) (Haru, we can't get in.) (Yeah, it's probably too cold. You'll get sick.) (You know what I'm sick of? All your sh—t, Haru! I'm assuming direct control!) (Haru, no! G-gimme that!) (Oh my god, he's got a gun!) (Everyone step away from the brain!) (He shot Haru!) (That's right, I'm in charge now!) (Haru? We're gonna throw the tablets in the water now.) (Yes. I am Haru.) (Ooh that's probably not good.) (Wwhatevver.) Commentary: |- Griever: This wasn't very good. Probably one of my worst songs, and you'll be seeing a lot better in later albums. Spoilers, there's more. They're not even that ironic, really. At least this song is a joke about how Octopimp left, but then I used lines that weren't even voiced by Octopimp anyways. So...yeah. Look, just read Jojostuck. --- Track: Witch Doctor Artists: - Difarem Cover Artists: - cookiefonster Duration: '01:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/witch-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cF1SfqJfzs Referenced Tracks: - Tribal Ebonpyre - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - Tribal Ebonpyre Commentary: |- cookiefonster: I didn't know what else to do for this track art so I edited an image from my Detective Pony dramatic reading. Did I mention that you should stop whatever you're doing right now and read Detective Pony? It's an absolute work of art. --- Track: Troubleshooter Artists: - Makin Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '01:06' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/troubleshooter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOlVx_6bkfU Art Tags: - John Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - Windows XP i guess???? Commentary: |- Makin: I used a MIDI and a Mario Paint soundfont of Windows XP errors to make this. PS: Windows is still better than Linux and OS X, deal with it nerds. --- Track: Liquid Doctor Artists: - Shwan Cover Artists: - XenoZane Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '02:01' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/liquid-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL8zFaBDkbM Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Dacronian Dignity - Rubs Juice - Hrates Bocars - DD - CD - HB - 'cw: blood' Referenced Tracks: - Liquid Negrocity - track:doctor Sampled Tracks: - Liquid Negrocity - track:doctor Commentary: |- XenoZane: Don't let Spades Slick "operate" on you --- Track: Medical Practitioner Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - NyashAlex Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:55' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/medical-practitioner - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOyE_G7FMHM Art Tags: - John - John - Dabe - Dave - Dadd - John's dad Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - Warhammer of Zillyhoo Commentary: |- NyashAlex: I like making photos of buildings and drawing women on the windows of hospitals. --- Track: American Doctor Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Duration: '01:38' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/american-doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lySRq9wRT9w Art Tags: - John Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - track:endless-climb - Good Morning U.S.A. Commentary: |- cookiefonster: My brother wanted me to make an American Dad theme song remix, and this is what I came up with. --- Track: Dr. de Bruin Artists: - OpsCat Cover Artists: - Tetroxideo Duration: '02:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-de-bruin - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfm2dbnOuyk Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor --- Track: Doctorlovania Artists: - VulkanShawl Cover Artists: - VulkanShawl Duration: '00:47' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctorlovania - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91_RLfVyCQU Art Tags: - John - 'cw: blood' Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Commentary: |- VulkanShawl: Actually the theme was a dumb Doctor Remix soundfont swap. But I'm going to talk about the track art instead. It was my first "serious" art. I thinked "What would be a nice [[flash:3297|[S] Wake]] reference that is not Vriska or Jack?" Welp. Feferi cut in two. I just changed Feferi for John. Changing head and skin colour and the dress colour. (Yeah. John with a Dress.) Actually i like it so much. *insert [[track:gangnam-style|gangnam style]] or triple q joke here* --- Track: Doc in ruins Artists: - Shwan Cover Artists: - VulkanShawl Duration: '01:47' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doc-in-ruins - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTHrHwtv4HY Art Tags: - John Referenced Tracks: - track:ruins-undertale - track:doctor - Hero's End - track:ruins - Lotus Commentary: |- Shwan: It was a rushed song to finish the album with meme numbers and also ruins from JKDFJKundertale i my favorite song. It has a very unique melody and there are no specific chords for it so i put it with doctor and it turns out as i expected. But then i rememebr there is a song called Ruins from JKDSJKVol 5 homestuck too and i just put it there. It doesnt stand out as much but its still pretty fine. It was really late and i was quite tired so i just rip the drums from asdfjasHero's End (Cave Story) and put it in. Nice and neat. It was fun after all. The second part i thought was boring to just put in the same first part so i added Lotus from vol 5 also. --- Track: Doct̸̢̨̀o̴̕r̵ Directory: doct-o-r Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - bobthetacocat Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '01:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doct-o-r - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GUi5VXeGNE Art Tags: - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor Commentary: |- Interrobang: I made this the day that songs for Volume 5 were due, when we thought we were one or two songs short from 52 tracks, 52 being a prime CANWC music team M E M E N U M B E R. So, I threw this together in Musescore by abusing [[artist:mrcheeze|MrCheeze's]] Doctor MIDI, and then took it to Audacity to do the panning. The plugin used for that was 'Random Panning', which can be found on the Audacity Wiki under 'Nyquist Plugins'. I highly recommend it. bobthetacocat: So it all started when a few people were asking about who on the team could create glitch art. After I metaphorically raised my hand, we started throwing up ideas for a potential [[track:doctor-remix-remix|Doctor Remix Remix]] cover art (which never happened.) Eventually, interrobang came up to me and asked if i could make Doctor glitch art. I accepted, and after some mumbo jumbo that no one cares about and some pixel sorting, I had a widescreen glitched picture of Doctor. I then put it into a cinematic framing, where the picture stands now. --- Track: i need an abumbalnce!!.mp3 Artists: - Discfortune Cover Artists: - bobthetacocat Duration: '02:16' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-need-an-abumbalnce-mp3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HUqe3HW3G8 Art Tags: - Jhon - John - Dabe - Dave - LoWaS - Prospit - Derse Referenced Tracks: - track:doctor - rose pragnant Sampled Tracks: - track:doctor - rose pragnant Lyrics: |- (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.) (i came as fast as i could) Commentary: |- Discfortune: I've been meaning to get at something deeper with my music. After much deliberation, I decided to funnel all of my efforts into i need an ambulance!!.mp3 in order to express a statement that I think resonates with all of us—Mortality. I think it's important to recognize that our time here on Earth is very limited and that it can be ripped from us in an instant. As you can see from the eight measure of the song, which clearly references René Magritte's "The Human Condition", I've chosen to greatly emphasize the notion of joy as well. Another thing to keep in mind is the odor of the piece: An earthy aroma paired with a metallic ring. This is very much intentional, as it links the two themes I have mentioned in a sort of harmonic matrimony rarely seen in daily life. Let's discuss the process of creating this work. Crucial to the progression of the song was deciding how to link the sections before and after the bridge portion (which served as a cheeky allusion to the 50 Shades series). I had tried out several options including a reverse phonograph output drive and a theremin turned upside-down before settling on a much more humble choice. You can hear the results for yourself. However, perhaps the greatest hurdle to overcome was deciding on what colors to use for the instrument tracks. To this day I am uncertain if I have chosen correctly. The few instances where the listener may catch glimpses of the track titled Doctor were added in the interests of "spicing up" the tracklist. this is a running theme throughout the album. This piece was recorded with a live orchestra. You can reach them here: itsthenewyeah.com --- Track: Penumbra Phantasm By Toby Fox (Featuring "Radiation") Artists: - Aris Martinian Cover Artists: - yazshu Duration: '04:40' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phantasm-by-toby-fox-featuring-radiation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofssCixM6Tc Art Tags: - LoWaS Referenced Tracks: - track:endless-climb - Penumbra Phantasm - track:doctor - track:showtime-original-mix - Windchime Foley Sampled Tracks: - Windchime Foley Commentary: |- Aris Martinian: Haha I'm [[group:toby-fox|Toby "Radiation" Fo]]—actually I'm just ostrichlittledungeon in disguise. Uh. Yeah. I don't have much else to say about this other than this track was fun to make and I hope you enjoyed it. Cool. Bye. Also I mastered the album which is also cool but if your ears hurt because I didn't smooth something out well I'm sorry. Bambosh: are you tho??