Album: 'cool and new volume s*x: hair transplant' Directory: cool-and-new-volume-sx Date: September 23, 2016, 12:00:03 Date Added: August 11, 2023 URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-s-x-hair-transplant - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr_mA0qhPRoet8TZmvw7asTP Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Art Tags: - Jhon - Rose - John Track Art File Extension: png Banner Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde - Makin (edits for wiki) Banner Dimensions: 1100x216 Banner File Extension: jpg Wallpaper Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde - Makin (edits for wiki) Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.55;' Color: '#6699ff' Groups: - Cool and New Music Team - Fandom Commentary: |- Cool and New Music Team: the wurst volume yet.... --- Track: here's an idea Artists: - Makin Cover Artists: - Skyplayer Art Tags: - Jhon - Jaed - Rose - Dabe - John - Jade - Dave Duration: '0:08' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/heres-an-idea - https://youtu.be/wPwqDDXnpic Sampled Tracks: - Is Homestuck the Ulysses of the Internet? | Idea Channel | PBS Digital Studios --- Track: DanceCantDown Artists: - Hadron Cover Artists: - Hadron Duration: '1:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dancecantdown - https://youtu.be/DgrLYHAcGsc Referenced Tracks: - Sburban Cascantdown Commentary: |- Makin: The text says 'let's accept that lore is bullshit and move on with our lives'. --- Track: S*x (Feat. Femorafreak) Artists: - Double Hats Eyewear Cover Artists: - Double Hats Eyewear Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Jhon - Rose - John Duration: '1:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-x-feat-femorafreak - https://youtu.be/40eWm5d7-t8 Referenced Tracks: - track:witch-doctor-bagdasarian --- Track: Quad City Bros Artists: - Noisemaker Cover Artists: - Noisemaker Art Tags: - Hella Jeff Duration: '1:30' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/quad-city-bros - https://youtu.be/QywWu5EOe1A Referenced Tracks: - Space Jam - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) --- Track: Meme Voyage Artists: - BitesizeBird Cover Artists: - koykoy13 Art Tags: - Hella Jeff Duration: '5:05' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/meme-voyage - https://youtu.be/SFXXvJvp1vY Referenced Tracks: - Solar Voyage Sampled Tracks: - 'Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance' Lyrics: |- (Kevin: The concept of memes was first proposed by Richard Dawkins in a book called The Selfish Gene Blade Wolf: I am a slave to my memes Raiden: You're right About me I mean I knew something was off Raiden: I thought I could walk off the MEMES into a normal life but here I am surrounded by MEMES arguing philosophy with the US Blade wolf: Memes I encountered in the web had their effects as well as my mind grew, the weaker memes were sifted out, and the stronger ones endured the resulting collection of memes is what you would call my intelligence Kevin: If that meme isn't the cultural norm then what are you working for? Kevin: Genes, genes, genes, genes, genes and memes Kevin: Genes, memes Genes, memes Genes, memes Genes, memes Genes, memes Genes, memes Genes, memes Genes, memes, memes [repeats throughout the rest of the track] Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes Raiden: Same as any of us Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes Raiden: Memes feel good Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes Raiden: They helped me forget Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes When I was deep in the MEMES Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes Kevin: Memes can also transmit Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes Kevin: From fashion Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes Kevin: To core progressions in music Raiden: Envy, greed Monsoon: Magnetic force! Raiden: Despair, memes Monsoon: Nature's force! Raiden: Envy, greed Monsoon: Too fast for that Raiden: Despair, memes Monsoon: Now there's a pretty meme Raiden: Envy, greed Raiden: How about full of shit? Raiden: Despair, memes Raiden: Is that a meme? Raiden: Envy, greed Monsoon: That's game over Raiden: Despair, memes Raiden: WHO DIES NEXT? Raiden: Envy, greed Raiden: You buy a shirt you like Raiden: Despair, memes Raiden: And put it on Raiden: Envy, greed Raiden: People see you wearing it Raiden: Despair, memes Raiden: Then buy it for themselves Raiden: Envy, greed Monsoon: Red phosphorus! Raiden: Despair, memes Monsoon: Infra-red is useless! Raiden: Envy, greed Monsoon: All memes Raiden: Despair, memes Monsoon: All passed along Raiden: Envy, greed Monsoon: Does it hurt? Raiden: Despair, memes Monsoon: The DNA of the soul Raiden: Envy, greed Monsoon: Free will is a myth Raiden: Despair, memes Monsoon: Religion is a joke Kevin: He went on to define memes as a different type of a self-replicating unit Even political expression, and just like normal genes, they replicate, they grow Kevin: But the way Dawkins put it? Memes can transmit worthless things Even the bad parts of a culture Fashion's one thing, but value-related memes can put huge restraints on people's lives For example, the idea that having lots of money is the ultimate goal, the thing we should all strive for You catch this money-worship meme, then not are you trying to get rich You're also spreading that idea to other people You have to And the really contagious memes can be even worse For example: revenge A guy sees his countrymen killed by terrorism, so he becomes a terrorist and retaliates It's an infinite loop Raiden: There's gotta be a way to break the cycle though Kevin: Dawkins wrote about that too, how we can rebel against our GENES and MEMES Once you're aware of your own memes, you can train yourself to identify and replicate the "good" ones... Raiden: And kill the bad ones Kevin: Right Senator Armstrong: If you're not with America You're against her Feel the wrath of the U S A! Senator Armstrong: Justice in the hands of the people Might makes right! Senator Armstrong: You know what? Fuck this Raiden: Your memes... end here!) --- Track: Unintentional Touhou Artists: - Discfortune Cover Artists: - koykoy13 Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Jhon - Hella Jeff - John Duration: '3:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-touhou - https://youtu.be/feEbPDARLes Referenced Tracks: - Liquid Negrocity - Oppa Toby Style --- Track: SBOWBAN GLAMOUR Artists: - Pipko Fanfare - Ngame Cover Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Art Tags: - Skaia - Gate Duration: '3:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sbowban-glamour - https://youtu.be/Wj0JHwHZI44 Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle - Death by Glamour - Beta Version - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) Sampled Tracks: - Bowman's Credit Score --- Track: Rising Echoes Artists: - Griever Cover Artists: - Griever Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Rose Duration: '2:34' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rising-echoes - https://youtu.be/mMjRrrDnGVc Referenced Tracks: - Courage - track:upward-movement-dave-owns Sampled Tracks: - Courage - track:upward-movement-dave-owns --- Track: Moonslammer Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Artists: - DrWorm Art Tags: - Jhon - John Duration: '2:57' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonslammer - https://youtu.be/eVxks2ZVWDw Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter - Sunslammer --- Track: Anticipation Directory: anticipation-volsx Artists: - No Funny Name Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jhon - John Duration: '5:35' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anticipation - https://youtu.be/cT0HPOfCqg8 Referenced Tracks: - Creata - Black Rose / Green Sun - Snow halation - Turn Down for What - Hopes and Dreams - Eternity Served Cold - track:MeGaLoVania Sampled Tracks: - Creata - Black Rose / Green Sun - Snow halation - Turn Down for What - Hopes and Dreams - Eternity Served Cold - track:MeGaLoVania --- Track: rubs juice Artists: - Difarem Cover Artists: - SlantedSlash Art Tags: - Rubs Juice - Hrates Bocars - Jhon - Dabe - CD - HB - John - Dave Duration: '1:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rubs-juice - https://youtu.be/JIPQu2H-7KE Referenced Tracks: - track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew --- Track: derp waltz Artists: - Shwan Cover Artists: - avocado Duration: '1:42' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/derp-waltz - https://youtu.be/s_JGjBUwt5c Referenced Tracks: - Dord Waltz - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme --- Track: NuTshacKoVania Artists: - sylvarn Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Vriska - Sans - Skaia Duration: '0:59' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nutshackovania - https://youtu.be/1ngcMG9y0bs Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - The Nutshack Intro --- Track: cool and new community garden Artists: - cryptologicalMystic Cover Artists: - cryptologicalMystic Art Tags: - Skaia - Prospit - Derse - Gate Duration: '2:49' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-community-garden - https://youtu.be/cGxHW30b_qo Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle - The Beginning of Something Really Excellent - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - track:explore - track:penumbra-phantasm - Savior of the Dreaming Dead - Cascade (Beta) --- Track: Rainbow Jungle Artists: - sylvarn Cover Artists: - sylvarn Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Rose Duration: '3:32' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rainbow-jungle - https://youtu.be/B8oalWhp_1o Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle - Rainbow Road --- Track: Sweet Cravings and Pumpkin Jeff Artists: - '413' Cover Artists: - Minish Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Hella Jeff - AH - LoWaS - Derse - Skaia Duration: '4:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sweet-cravings-and-pumpkin-jeff - https://youtu.be/eivR5CjYgmQ Referenced Tracks: - Pumpkin Cravings Sampled Tracks: - Pumpkin Cravings --- Track: Sarabande (Canon Edit) Artists: - goldcray Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Nepeta Duration: '2:13' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sarabande-canon-edit - https://youtu.be/ZfzDccnY3T4 Referenced Tracks: - Sarabande Sampled Tracks: - Bowman's Credit Score - The Next Episode --- Track: Regina Araneolus Canes Artists: - BitesizeBird Cover Artists: - trip Art Tags: - Vriska Duration: '3:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/regina-araneolus-canes - https://youtu.be/3hri8woeFeo Referenced Tracks: - Rex Duodecim Angelus - English - Spider's Claw --- Track: The Ballad of Carnival Wilson Artists: - olkiswerve Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '1:15' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-carnival-wilson - https://youtu.be/dfVNySdIF9c Referenced Tracks: - the original ass blast track - aka the full ballad of carnival wilson Sampled Tracks: - the original ass blast track - aka the full ballad of carnival wilson Lyrics: |- Ass (honk) Blast (honk) USA (honk) Ass Blast Ass (honk) USA (honk) Blast Ass (honk) Ass Ass (honk) Blast (honk) US Blast (honk) Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass (honk) Blast (honk) U (honk) S A (honk) USA (honk) Ass (honk) Blast (honk) Blast (honk) Ass (honk) Blast Blast USA (HONK) --- Track: snoop checks his credit score Artists: - sylvarn Cover Artists: - sylvarn Duration: '2:40' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/snoop-checks-his-credit-score - https://youtu.be/-psFwOdy2pM Referenced Tracks: - The Next Episode Sampled Tracks: - Bowman's Credit Score - The Next Episode --- Track: Midnight Suffer Artists: - TirantBacon Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jack Noir - Veil Duration: '2:26' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-suffer - https://soundcloud.com/maxy3/midnight-suffers - https://youtu.be/6o4k1DzCn4Q Referenced Tracks: - track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir-original Sampled Tracks: - track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew Lyrics: |- (Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!) --- Track: Artistic License - Gravity Artists: - cryptologicalMystic Cover Artists: - cryptologicalMystic Art Tags: - Green Sun Duration: '1:42' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/artistic-license-gravity - https://youtu.be/wnowfp9ziZ4 Referenced Tracks: - cool and new community garden - track:upward-movement-dave-owns - English - Flare --- Track: Takyonyk Ebonpyre Artists: - sylvarn Cover Artists: - sylvarn Duration: '1:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/takyonyk-ebonpyre - https://youtu.be/rZKSlT7L68I Referenced Tracks: - Takyon (Death Yon) - track:atomyk-ebonpyre Sampled Tracks: - Takyon (Death Yon) - track:atomyk-ebonpyre --- Track: Confliction Artists: - Difarem Cover Artists: - CogentInvalid Art Tags: - Rose - Hecka Jef - Hella Jeff Duration: '0:47' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/confliction - https://youtu.be/TkMZ07ve3ls Referenced Tracks: - track:conflict Commentary: |- Difarem: Confliction by Difarem is licensed under a cc-by-nc-sa Creative Commons License. Makin: This is a jokey reference to the very insistent licensing of [[track:conflict]]. --- Track: Credit Shack Artists: - yazshu Cover Artists: - Toast Duration: '1:16' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-shack - https://youtu.be/Y2PLyHXuXlI Referenced Tracks: - The Nutshack Intro - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) Sampled Tracks: - Bowman's Credit Score - The Nutshack Intro - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) Lyrics: |- (I'm thinking of a number) x32 (Insert lyrics of [[track:the-nutshack-intro]] here) (Insert lyrics of [[track:gamebro-original-1990-mix]]) --- Track: Ultimate Amazing Serious Remix (Live Ressurection on Stage) Artists: - Double Hats Eyewear Cover Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Jhon - Hecka Jef - John - Hella Jeff Duration: '2:18' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimate-amazing-serious-remix-live-ressurection-on-stage - https://youtu.be/KmrEPRRdAwo Referenced Tracks: - Savior of the Dreaming Dead - Never Gonna Give You Up Sampled Tracks: - Savior of the Dreaming Dead - Frankenstein (1931) - Never Gonna Give You Up --- Track: Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: - avocado - Wheals Art Tags: - Fresh Jimmy Duration: '0:53' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fresh-jimmys-fresh-beatz --- Track: A Crowd Can't Touch This Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - avocado Duration: '4:16' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-crowd-cant-touch-this - https://youtu.be/hCeMkmJ9hkc Referenced Tracks: - Three's a Crowd - U Can't Touch This Sampled Tracks: - Three's a Crowd - U Can't Touch This Lyrics: |- (See lyrics for [[track:u-cant-touch-this]]) --- Track: I'M THINKING OF A FUSION Artists: - MoreEpicThanYou747 Cover Artists: - MoreEpicThanYou747 Duration: '2:51' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/im-thinking-of-a-fusion - https://youtu.be/qxI2vlzUDQE Referenced Tracks: - Stronger Than You Sampled Tracks: - Stronger Than You (Instrumental) - Bowman's Credit Score - Michael Bowman Remix --- Track: 'Black Showtime: Revelovania' Artists: - VulkanShawl Cover Artists: - VulkanShawl Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Sans - John - Jack Noir Duration: '2:26' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/black-showtime-revelovania - https://youtu.be/n5n2Q1Dvxzc Referenced Tracks: - track:revelawesome - track:showtime-original-mix - track:liquid-negrocity - track:MeGaLoVania --- Track: Salt Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - AH Duration: '3:44' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/salt - https://youtu.be/mf_CWzQXG9k Referenced Tracks: - Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap Sampled Tracks: - Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap Lyrics: |- I'm /u/Makinporing I created /r/homestuck I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not Beware of the man who speaks in hands People don't want to think about Rose after the way her drunk arc was resolved (unintelligible) to the point where both of them were able to assign themselves one (unintelligible) Where is Terepy? Just me with certainty what happened Where are Jake's, Jane's character development, or anyone that isn't John or a Strider Last time I went to the /r/undertale Discord everyone was really mean to me There were a couple of awful mods, long sets of rules, the moment you stepped out of line, banned They probably want (unintelligible) I get what you mean now (unintelligible) (unintelligible) Someone should make a compelling (unintelligible) Some things aren't, I'm thinking if something accidentally gets black paint all over it is objectively ruined And similarly external, videogame-related circumstances can ruin a webcomic from the outside In a way that is obvious to most people once they notice Of course, people can like it despite that, but they'll know they like it despite the flaws, not continue thinking (unintelligible) Commentary: |- Makin: I'm pretty sure this is a bunch of TTS'd posts of my old Reddit account where I talked about the end of Homestuck. --- Track: roze da detepktib Artists: - Private I. Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Rose Duration: '0:42' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/roze-da-detepktib - https://youtu.be/fn8ookJTjL8 Referenced Tracks: - track:aggrieve --- Track: Bolero Served Cold Artists: - MBI Cover Artists: - Minish Art Tags: - WV - Jhon - John Duration: '0:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bolero-served-cold - https://youtu.be/rlHMwiG4YjI Referenced Tracks: - Eternity Served Cold - Bolero of Fire --- Track: Garden of Cool and New Artists: - BitesizeBird Cover Artists: - groeuf Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Dabe - Terexi - Jaed - Swet Bro - Dave - John - Vriska - LoWaS - Jack Noir - Jade Duration: '13:02' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/garden-of-cool-and-new - https://youtu.be/RieGQUhagPc Referenced Tracks: - track:cascante - Fruity Pebbles Jingle - track:archagent-everlasting - Unity of Thorns - track:penumbra-phantasm - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - Meet the Flintstones - Fighting Spirit - track:terexi - Tick - Tock - Lord Spanish - don't hug me i'm flared - track:MeGaLoVania - The Will to Fight Further [Denizen Strife] - Sweet Bro Theme Song - Conflict? - Bowmanquest - '((S) Dabe: Acellerate' - The Baby is You - Madame Controversielle - Adventure Into The Unknown - Smackdown - track:umbrella-tomato - 'Deaf Injustice: Ignoration!!' - track:timestop - Tick Tock Comes the Bad Wolf --- Track: the maymay sonb Artists: - Kusoro Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Ruined Earth Duration: '0:56' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-maymay-sonb - https://youtu.be/Qn-kWh1VzC0 Referenced Tracks: - track:explore --- Track: Sburban Ascension Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - John Duration: '2:54' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-ascension - https://youtu.be/IOAKRSq-MiQ Referenced Tracks: - track:sburban-jungle - Another Jungle - Homestuck Anthem - track:showtime-original-mix - track:skies-of-skaia --- Track: Bleep (dodecaphonic remix) Artists: - Difarem Cover Artists: - XenoZane Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '0:24' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bleep-dodecaphonic-remix - https://youtu.be/9zbkJKXrc0Y Commentary: |- Makin: There's a borderline reference to the lone 'Bleep' chord in [[artist:michael-guy-bowman|Michael Bowman]]'s' radiation is now on youtube video. --- Track: iran knight (meme dumpverizon) Artists: - Griever Cover Artists: - XenoZane Art Tags: - Karkat Duration: '4:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/iran-knight-meme-dumpverizon - https://youtu.be/ZmRVnau06YY Referenced Tracks: - Iron Knight - Snow halation Sampled Tracks: - Iron Knight - Karkalicious - I Can't Believe You've Done This - The Time Is Now - WOMBO COMBO - SpongeBob SquarePants - Sony's 2006 E3 Presentation - The Next Episode - Snow halation - Shrek 2 - Spy Kids 2 - Jontron "Fool me once, I'm mad" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Bowman's Credit Score - The Nutshack Intro - The Office - DK Rap - Code Geass Abridged Lyrics: |- Karkalicious, Karkalicious (x4) Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this (Karkalicious, Karkalicious) Karkalicious, Karkalicious (x4) AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA SpongeBob: This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness Kaz Hirai: Ah, thank you to [unintelligible] based on japanese history Ridge Racer! [Smoke weed everyday] It's also based on famous battles Ridge Racer! Riiidge Racer! [unintelligible] Giant enemy crab [unintelligible] And you attack its weak point for massive damage 599 US Dollars 599 US Dollars (slowed down) 599 US Dollars Todokete (Ring out) Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?) Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (I can't wait for our feelings to resonate) Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love) Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is Patrick. Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is Patrick. Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is Patrick! I'm not the Krusty Krab... Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne (Even in this mild fever, I can't hesitate) Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start! (I'll accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!) Shrek: Taut Round Buttocks? Steve Buscemi: Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what's he's created? Jontron: Fool me once? I'm mad. Fool me twice? How could you? Fool me three times? Okay you're officially that guy, you know the one. Shrek: Okay, um, ogres are like onions. Donkey: They stink? Shrek: Yes. No. Donkey: Oh, they make you cry. Shrek: No. Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. Shrek: No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. [MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA] Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this [ORA ORA ORA ORA] Michael Bowman: I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks, you know what it is? It's [the Nutshack] Michael Scott: NO, GOD, OH PLEASE NO [It's the nutshack] Michael Scott: NO, NO, NOOOOO [IT'S FINALLY BACK, PERFORMING FOR YOU] Monsoon: Free will is a myth Monsoon: Religion is a joke Lelouch: Hello? Suzaku: Hey, what's up? Lelouch: I need your help. Can you come here? Suzaku: I can't. I'm buying clothes. Lelouch: Alright, well hurry up and come over here. Suzaku: I can't find them. Lelouch: ...What do you mean you can't find them? Suzaku: I can't find them. There's only soup. Lelouch: What do you mean "there's only soup"? Suzaku: It means there's only soup. Lelouch: Well then get out of the soup aisle! Suzaku: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! Suzaku: There's more soup! Lelouch: What do you mean "there's more soup"?! Suzaku: There's just more soup! Lelouch: Go into the next aisle! Suzaku: There's still soup! Lelouch: Where are you right now?! Suzaku: I'm at soup! Lelouch: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?! Suzaku: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP! Lelouch: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?! Suzaku: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE! Lelouch: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! Suzaku: FUCK YOU! --- Track: Crystal Meth The Queen Artists: - Shwan Cover Artists: - DrWorm Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Jaed - Beq - Jade - Becquerel Duration: '2:32' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crystal-meth-the-queen - https://youtu.be/TJJYubqL_ts Referenced Tracks: - Crystalanthemums - track:doctor - track:showtime-original-mix - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme --- Track: Afraid of the Spaghettio Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Rose Duration: '2:54' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/afraid-of-the-spaghettio - https://youtu.be/yvU5gLY3GGw Referenced Tracks: - Afraid of the Darko - track:aggrieve Sampled Tracks: - Afraid of the Darko - track:aggrieve - Bumper to Bumper Lyrics: |- Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, Bumper to Bumper Boy Marvin, you really put the broth back in broth back in broth back in broth back in brother Fred, you're going to have to speak up, I'm currently eating soup off of the floor My-- my brother! BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs Tell us your problem BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...[continues for 50 seconds] ...s BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs --- Track: clockwerk sorrye Artists: - Shwan Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Dabe - Lil Cal - Dave Duration: '2:16' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/clockwerk-sorrye - https://youtu.be/G2TeAEaRuY4 Referenced Tracks: - Clockwork Sorrow - track:upward-movement-dave-owns --- Track: Descend (Revised Edition) Artists: - sylvarn Cover Artists: - sylvarn Art Tags: - Meteor Duration: '4:11' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/descend-revised-edition - https://youtu.be/Ga-3mkykyy8 Referenced Tracks: - Descend - Never Gonna Give You Up - Yo Home to Bel-Air - MEME MACHINE - Careless Whisper - Nigga Nigga Nigga - Megalo Strike Back - Meet the Flintstones - All Star - FUCK YOU - X Gon' Give It to Ya - Gangnam Style - Takyon (Death Yon) - Lose Yourself - track:MeGaLoVania - Bassline Junkie - One Pound Fish - Whales - The Nutshack Intro - Bonfire - Crank That - Snow halation Sampled Tracks: - Descend - Never Gonna Give You Up - Yo Home to Bel-Air - MEME MACHINE - Careless Whisper - Ni**a Ni**a Ni**a - Megalo Strike Back - Meet the Flintstones - All Star - FUCK YOU - X Gon' Give It to Ya - Gangnam Style - Takyon (Death Yon) - Lose Yourself - track:MeGaLoVania - Bassline Junkie - One Pound Fish - Whales - The Nutshack Intro - Bonfire - Crank That - Bowman's Credit Score - Vinesauce Joel reacts to GRAND DAD - Terry Crews Old Spice Commercials --- Track: waste of a track slot Artists: - sylvarn Cover Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Vriska - Dabe - Dave Duration: '6:09' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/waste-of-a-track-slot - https://youtu.be/CvtLNkxeYKY Referenced Tracks: - 'BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!' - track:sburban-jungle - Crystamanthequins - track:MeGaLoVania - track:upward-movement-dave-owns --- Track: Extraterrestrial Flare Artists: - MoreEpicThanYou747 Cover Artists: - Skyplayer Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Dirk - Caliborn - Green Sun Duration: '3:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/extraterrestrial-flare - https://youtu.be/-L_KNGi6OuU Referenced Tracks: - E.T. - Flare Lyrics: |- You're so hypnotizing Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch, magnetizing Feels like I am floating, leaves my body glowing They say, "Be afraid" You're not like the others, futuristic lover Different DNA They don't understand you You're from a whole 'nother world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your lovin', fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim, ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch, so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial You're so supersonic Wanna feel your powers, stun me with your lasers Your kiss is cosmic Every move is magic You're from a whole 'nother world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your lovin', fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim, ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch, so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial --- Track: desscend Artists: - sylvarn Cover Artists: - sylvarn Art Tags: - Dabe - Underlings - Hella Jeff - Dave Duration: '2:31' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/desscend - https://youtu.be/6TPt9U2JCZY Referenced Tracks: - Descend --- Track: Monsoonsetter Artists: - loading Cover Artists: - miraculousAvantgarde Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Dirk - John - Rose - Dave - Jade - Squiddles - Skaia Duration: '1:45' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/monsoonsetter - https://youtu.be/cJEQ-rZh97U Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter - Sunsetter Sampled Tracks: - Moonsetter - Sunsetter --- Track: Sunsweater Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Artists: - Makin Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Dabe - Dave Duration: '3:03' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunsweater - https://youtu.be/a4XzUzbwbrg Referenced Tracks: - Sunsetter - Sunslammer --- Track: VriSKA Artists: - Wights End Cover Artists: - trip Art Tags: - Vriska Duration: '1:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vriska - https://youtu.be/Vci_jrXgOmE Referenced Tracks: - Spider's Claw --- Track: Damara's Credit Score Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Damara Duration: '2:04' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/damaras-credit-score - https://youtu.be/ifXRlSFYOB8 Commentary: |- Makin: This is obviously a reference to [[track:bowmans-credit-score|Bowman's Credit Score]], run through Google Translate. --- Track: Pypes Artists: - Discfortune Cover Artists: - VulkanShawl Art Tags: - Terezi - Alternia Duration: '0:41' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pypes - https://youtu.be/VWHMyaij-eo Referenced Tracks: - Superman Theme - The Lemonsnout Turnabout --- Track: Droogtime Artists: - Wheals Cover Artists: - CreatorOfJanespeak Art Tags: - Dacronian Dignity - DD Duration: '1:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/droogtime - https://youtu.be/ftWd5ljKGgo --- Track: ass well as yellow! Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Artists: - Makin Art Tags: - Jack Noir Duration: '1:06' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ass-well-as-yellow - https://youtu.be/d85qXi2Y-lg Referenced Tracks: - The Simpsons Theme - track:black - track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew --- Track: The Death of Dirk Strider Artists: - Pipko Fanfare Cover Artists: - Gnawms Art Tags: - Dirk Duration: '1:38' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-death-of-dirk-strider - https://youtu.be/3f8xwd6l3BA Referenced Tracks: - Oppa Toby Style - Hide And Seek Sampled Tracks: - Oppa Toby Style - Hide And Seek --- Track: Griever's Last 「Stand」 Artists: - nunndoes Cover Artists: - jakkyr Art Tags: - MSPA Reader Duration: '2:32' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/grievers-last-stand - https://youtu.be/IjTg6JGz5Lc Referenced Tracks: - Snow halation - Roundabout Sampled Tracks: - Snow halation - Roundabout Lyrics: |- I made this comic called Jojostuck Have you read Jojostuck yet? You should read Jojostuck! You should read it Jojostuck Jojostuck Read [JOJOSTUCK] Lerolerolerolerolero Lerolerolerolerolero [MUDA MUDA MUDA] Kono Dio da! Wryyyyyyyyyyyyy Wryyyyyyyyyyyyy [ORA ORA ORA] You should read it [ORA ORA ORA] You should read Jojostuck! You should read Jojostuck! Have you read Jo jo stuck? Jojostuck? Jojostuck? Have you read...? --- Track: Flare shoved through a percussion soundfont Artists: - No Funny Name Cover Artists: - CreatorOfJanespeak Art Tags: - Jack Noir Duration: '2:55' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flare-shoved-through-a-percussion-soundfont - https://youtu.be/EYjIDx1nqyo Referenced Tracks: - Flare --- Track: Climbing Endlessly Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - Shadok Art Tags: - Dabe - Dave Duration: '1:12' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/climbing-endlessly - https://youtu.be/wsnACFc_GMk Referenced Tracks: - track:endless-climb Sampled Tracks: - track:endless-climb --- Track: Even in face Artists: - Shwan Cover Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Rose - Jhon - John Duration: '2:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/even-in-face - https://youtu.be/qFhCt31vlPo Referenced Tracks: - Even in Death Sampled Tracks: - Even in Death - 'YMS: Cool Cat Saves the Kids' - Bowman's Credit Score Lyrics: |- Did you see that? That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4) That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4) That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4) That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4) That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4) That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4) ('tween my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks) That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4) That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4) (repeats til end of track) --- Track: 'Trumpets 2: Boogyloo' Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Artists: - GoomFloops Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '2:18' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/trumpets-2-boogyloo - https://youtu.be/Xru5Ng8Q8r8 Referenced Tracks: - track:showtime-piano-refrain --- Track: Crystalmegamix Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Artists: - CreatorOfJanespeak Art Tags: - Aradia - Vriska - LoMaT Duration: '3:37' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crystalmegamix - https://youtu.be/-2_dBAz2S3A Referenced Tracks: - Crystalanthemums - Crystamanthequins - Crystalanthology - Crystalmethequins Sampled Tracks: - Crystalanthemums - Crystamanthequins - Crystalanthology - Crystalmethequins --- Track: Moonforgiver Artists: - TirantBacon Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Dirk - Earth Duration: '3:21' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonforgiver - https://youtu.be/8Bm6UbrOlHE Referenced Tracks: - Moonsetter - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme --- Track: ruinds (with strigns) Artists: - CogentInvalid Cover Artists: - CogentInvalid Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Sweet Bro Duration: '2:06' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruinds-with-strigns - https://youtu.be/paKJ-Hxoij0 Referenced Tracks: - Ruins (With Strings) Sampled Tracks: - Ruins (With Strings) --- Track: ruinds (with out strigns) Artists: - CogentInvalid Cover Artists: - CogentInvalid Art Tags: - Dabe - Jhon - Sans - Dave - John Duration: '2:52' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruinds-with-out-strigns - https://youtu.be/Zja6bCp10Z0 Referenced Tracks: - Ruins (With Strings) Sampled Tracks: - Ruins (With Strings) --- Track: ruinds (with out ruinds) Artists: - CogentInvalid Cover Artists: - CogentInvalid Duration: '2:52' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruinds-with-out-ruinds - https://youtu.be/sxpjIvylUmo --- Track: Tick Tock (feat. Lord Engli$h) Directory: tick-tock-feat-lord-english Artists: - Makin Cover Artists: - bobthetacocat Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Lord English Duration: '1:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tick-tock-feat-lord-engli-h - https://youtu.be/n14Yk84lU4k Referenced Tracks: - TiK ToK - clonck effect Sampled Tracks: - TiK ToK - clonck effect Lyrics: |- Ain't got no money in my pocket but I'm already here (already here) --- Track: Ke$haLoVania Directory: keshalovania Artists: - yazshu Cover Artists: - yazshu Art Tags: - Sans - Vriska Duration: '3:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ke-halovania - https://youtu.be/74ctJYRG2Kw Referenced Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - TiK ToK Sampled Tracks: - track:MeGaLoVania - TiK ToK Lyrics: |- Wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy (Hey. What up, girl?) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back I'm talkin' pedicure on our toes, toes Tryin' on all our clothes, clothes Boys blowin' up our phones, phones Drop-toppin', playin' our favorite CDs Pullin' up to the parties Tryna get a little bit tipsy Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here And now the dudes are linin' up, 'cause they hear we got swagger But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger I'm talkin' 'bout everybody gettin' crunk, crunk Boys tryna touch my junk, junk Gonna smack him if he gettin' too drunk, drunk No-now we go until they kick us out, out or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down, po-po shut us down Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh (DJ) You build me up, you break me down My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me With my hands up, you got me now You got that sound, yeah, you got me (DJ) You build me up, you break me down My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me With my hands up, put your hands up Put your hands up Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh --- Track: BG'OGUBMOM'IBULSPRITE Artists: - Interrobang Cover Artists: - VasTheShaman Art Tags: - Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite - Rose Duration: '1:05' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bgogubmomibulsprite - https://youtu.be/iyzqRRgfths Referenced Tracks: - Battle Against an Unfathomable Enemy - Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse --- Track: H Artists: - o Cover Artists: - o Duration: '4:33' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/h - https://youtu.be/GM0wFYG4kQM Referenced Tracks: - Overture (Canon Edit) - English - track:showtime-piano-refrain Sampled Tracks: - Overture (Canon Edit) - English --- Track: AAAAAAAAAAAAA Canon remix (not actually cannon though) Artists: - o Cover Artists: - avocado Duration: '1:00' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaa-canon-remix-not-actually-cannon-though - https://youtu.be/DCccSlXD8gg Referenced Tracks: - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --- Track: ANIME THEORY Artists: - Makin Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Cover Art File Extension: jpg Duration: '1:07' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anime-theory - https://youtu.be/px-H4MTSWxo Referenced Tracks: - track:conflict - The Nutshack Intro Sampled Tracks: - track:conflict - The Nutshack Intro --- Track: (Not a) Beefucker Artists: - Griffington Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Squiddles - Skaia Duration: '2:23' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/not-a-beefucker - https://youtu.be/cfnq49l9PFk Referenced Tracks: - Sunsetter --- Track: Through the Irons and the Knights Artists: - Wights End - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - groeuf Duration: '3:17' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-the-irons-and-the-knights - https://youtu.be/96InF2Sfyhg Referenced Tracks: - Through the Iron and the Knights (Original Version) Sampled Tracks: - Through the Iron and the Knights (Original Version) Lyrics: |- On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores On the blackest plains in hell's domain, we watch them as they go In fire and pain, now once again we know So now we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness our quest carries on Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight Deep inside our hearts and all our souls So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on As the red day is dawning And the lightning cracks the sky They'll raise their hands to the heavens above With resentment to their eyes Running back through the mid-morning light There's a burning in my heart We're banished from a time in a fallen land To a life beyond the stars In your darkest dreams see to believe Our destiny this time And endlessly we'll all be free tonight And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality All alone in desperation, now the time has gone Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind Day after day this misery must go on So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on Now here we stand with their blood on our hands We fought so hard now can we understand I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can For freedom of every man So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on --- Track: Doctor chan Artists: - Difarem Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - LoWaS Duration: '0:48' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-chan - https://youtu.be/ha5JzwFsHHY Referenced Tracks: - Doctor chan (unfucked) Sampled Tracks: - Doctor chan (unfucked) --- Track: Flagrievance for Jasprawesome (with terexi) Artists: - Shwan Cover Artists: - avocado Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Jaspers - Green Sun - Terexi - Terezi Duration: '2:57' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flagrievance-for-jasprawesome-with-terexi - https://youtu.be/HniQFsdXXpI Referenced Tracks: - track:chorale-for-jaspers - Flare - Aggrievance - track:revelawesome - track:terexi Sampled Tracks: - track:chorale-for-jaspers - Flare - Aggrievance - track:revelawesome - track:terexi --- Track: Bro - Gameabout Artists: - olkiswerve Cover Artists: - olkiswerve Art Tags: - Skaia Duration: '2:40' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bro-gameabout - https://youtu.be/2udTYo241Pc Referenced Tracks: - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) - Roundabout Sampled Tracks: - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) Lyrics: |- Alright bros, are you ready? It's time for the one, the only, GameBro! He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms Are you sure you're ready for this? Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go The GameBro is here and he's got the games All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school And he's got just a few cheat codes for you There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown He's got every game beat and skills that sweet But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then Well, then, you'll know just who to call It's GameBro! When you're out of quarters, he's got your back He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe So, come on, and let's go! Alright! --- Track: Twenty Fifth of October V2 Artists: - Cecily Renns Cover Artists: - imnotglasses Art Tags: - Rubs Juice - The Felt - Hella Jeff - CD Duration: '5:22' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/twenty-fifth-of-october-v2 - https://youtu.be/chlepbcz4QQ Referenced Tracks: - October - track:showtime-piano-refrain - track:gardener - track:aggrieve - Cascade (Beta) - track:beatdown-strider-style --- Track: Eternal Torment of the Casino Dweller Artists: - CogentInvalid Cover Artists: - Minkt Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Jack Noir Duration: '2:54' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/eternal-torment-of-the-casino-dweller - https://youtu.be/4Ku1iP6WRBg Referenced Tracks: - track:three-in-the-morning-rj Sampled Tracks: - track:three-in-the-morning-rj --- Track: Apex Predator Artists: - Griever Cover Artists: - Griever Art Tags: - Nepeta Duration: '5:56' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/apex-predator - https://youtu.be/gnHXsDeyq9E Referenced Tracks: - Olive Rogue - Maybe I'm a Lion - Walls Covered in Blood - Hardchorale - Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! - Serenade Sampled Tracks: - Olive Rogue - Maybe I'm a Lion - Walls Covered in Blood - Hardchorale - Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! - Serenade Lyrics: |- Maybe I'm a Lion MEOOOOOOOOWWWW MEOOOOOOOOWWWW MEOOOOOOOOWWWW MEOOOOOOOOWWWW MEOOOOOOOOWWWW MEOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOOOOOWWWWOOOWWWW MEOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOOOOOWWWWOOOWWWW Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya... MEOOOOOOOOWWWW MEOOOOOOOOWWWW MEOOOOOOOOWWWW MEOOOOOOOOWWWW --- Track: CANWCade (Alpha Mix) Artists: - Hadron Cover Artists: - Hadron Art Tags: - Jhon - John Duration: '3:10' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/canwcade-alpha-mix - https://youtu.be/o_dWVeQbFUo Referenced Tracks: - Cascade (Beta) - Meet the Flintstones - Snow halation - The Nutshack Intro --- Track: Harmonize Artists: - artist:kobacat Cover Artists: - jakkyr Art Tags: - John - Rose - Dave - Jade - Jack Noir - Roxy - Derse - Hrates Bocars - Dacronian Dignity - Rubs Juice - Skaia - Vriska - Terexi - Rose - Dirk - HB - DD - CD - Horses Duration: '5:55' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harmonize - https://youtu.be/w0_Fxg-CQSw Referenced Tracks: - track:jungle-3 - Tock - track:archagent-everlasting - licord nacrasty - track:black - track:sburban-jungle - CONTACT - Descend - track:dr-pepper - Ruins (With Strings) - 'Deaf Injustice: Ignoration!!' - Oppa Toby Style - Madame Controversielle - Moshi Moshi? - o --- Track: Dæscend Directory: daescend Artists: - loading Cover Artists: - Makin Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Hecka Jef - Prospit - Skaia - Hella Jeff Duration: '4:25' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/d-scend - https://youtu.be/HrJAOV16tEk Referenced Tracks: - Descend --- Track: W H A T T I C K I N G Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - Shadok Duration: '1:34' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/w-h-a-t-t-i-c-k-i-n-g - https://youtu.be/hOuJ7cxOIyY Referenced Tracks: - Tick - Tock - Non Compos Mentis --- Track: wano_vo_tse_1.wav Artists: - artist:kobacat Cover Artists: - artist:kobacat Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Jack Noir Duration: '1:20' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wano-vo-tse-1-wav - https://youtu.be/YusWIjbYWvI Referenced Tracks: - We Are Number One - This Saturnine Existence - All We're Gonna Get Sampled Tracks: - We Are Number One Lyrics: |- Hey! Hey! [We are number one, Hey!] We are number one, Hey! Now listen closely Here's a little lesson in trickery This is going down in history If you wanna be a villain number one You have to chase a superhero on the run Just follow my moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound (Shh!) (No, don't touch that!) Now look at this net, that I just found When I say go, be ready to throw Go! Throw it at him, not me! Ugh, let's try something else Just sneak about, with graceful skill Now stay absolutely still! No! Babababababababa we are number one! We are number one! Hey! --- Track: 26x SHOWDOWN COMBO Artists: - cookiefonster Cover Artists: - avocado Art Tags: - Rose's mom - Dirk - Roxy - Dave - John - Rose - Jade - Jack Noir - Lil Cal - Aradia - Rose - BK - Becquerel - Karkat - Terezi - Squarewave - Sawtooth - HB - DD - CD - Caliborn - Imperial Drones - Squiddles - Green Sun - Alternia - Battlefield - Earth - LoHaC - LoLaR - LoPaH - Meteor - Skaia - Cats - Horses Duration: '4:27' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/26x-showdown-combo - https://youtu.be/9Oq-TUCGyHk Referenced Tracks: - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme - track:crustacean - Sunslammer - track:frost-vol6 - Negastrife - track:beatdown-strider-style - psych0ruins - track:endless-climb - Horschestra - Another Jungle - Time on My Side - Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) - Eternity Served Cold - Cascade (Beta) - Let's All Rock the Heist - Heir Conditioning - Moonsetter - Anbroids - track:chorale-for-jaspers - track:harlequin - Despot - Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse - Rex Duodecim Angelus - track:theme - Courser - Snow halation --- Track: o Artists: - MrCheeze Cover Artists: - Makin Cover Art File Extension: jpg Art Tags: - Doc Scratch Duration: '5:52' URLs: - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/o-2 - https://youtu.be/K9ToYF6ujA8 Referenced Tracks: - Sweet Bro Theme Song - English - track:showtime-original-mix - Malediction - Fighting Spirit - It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing) - track:explore - track:daescend - Virgin Orb - Holy Ruins - Teal Hunter - Anbroids - Art of the Dress - track:lets-read-a-webcomic - Rex Mille Geromius Sampled Tracks: - The Legend of Zelda